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Anonymous

09/27/26(Sun)14:03:06 No.225058718

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Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:03:06 No.225058718 Archived

>one day muhammad and jesus encounter each other in a desert
>muhammad was on a camel and jesus was on a mercedes g500
>jesus asks muhammad:"you are the unique the last prophet, i don't understand why has allah given you a camel but a mercedes g500 to me" and smiles mockingly
>muhammad replies:"if he had fucked my mother i'd be riding a mercedes too"

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:03:41 No.225058734

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:03:41 No.225058734

>>225058718
idgi

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:03:47 No.225058737

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:03:47 No.225058737

kuffar shocked...

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:11:55 No.225058931

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:11:55 No.225058931

>>225058718
The camel's name?
Al Zutt

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:26:41 No.225059285

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:26:41 No.225059285

>>225058718
But jesus is god o algo

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:42:12 No.225059678

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:42:12 No.225059678

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But Jesus and Muhammad couldn't have met each other in the desert, because their lives were 600 years apart

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)14:52:05 No.225059916

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)14:52:05 No.225059916

>>225059678
Jesus raced his Mercedes down from Heaven just to meet Mohammed (PBUH) and taunt him but Mohammed btfo'ed him with facts and logic so he drove back up crying and shaking. Allah (who isn't Jesus) ackbar.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)15:19:12 No.225060594

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)15:19:12 No.225060594

>>225059678
Muhammad(pbuh) met Jesus(pbuh) on the Isra and Mi'raj.