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Sex is a distraction from figuring out the secrets of the universe
>>225060969its actually literally the opposite
>>225061101The fact that you're an incel isn't an excuse for why you're also retarded and know nothing about the world.
>>225061101https://youtu.be/oCX-a1r1Gzk?si=ggMEBOVtkgc7k0zq
my virginity is secured. None of the whores ever stood a chance against my final form
Saw a great commercial while watching negroes struggle over an leather eggLiberty biberty hah hah what will they think of next
>>225061363>watching negroes struggle over an leather egg
>>225061116I was never a faggot who hated my own people though
>>225061514Do you talk like a wigger and us zoomer slang and listen to rap
If gambling is all probability, why aren't mathematicians the richest people?
>>225061912Yea people count cards, the casino will ban you
>>225061912but some mathematicians are rich jim simons for example
>>225060878he didn't fly so good
>>225061993nice hat
>>225060878>>225062007did they all die?
>>225062021thanks
>>225062024If i recall that was in Toronto, nobody died surprisingly
Airlines should be legally required to tell you who the pilot is before you book a flight.
>>225061116So you can't be a grunger/rocker if you're any other race? I'm insulted by this racist whore
>>225062161not my problem
The fact that Mazda won't sell you a Miata with a twin turbo V6 is proof that the establishment conspires against our collective happiness
why not buy a luxurious 2 bed 2 bath condo in manhattan
What city in Canada or America is this bar located in?
>>225062358The Miata should be an ev 7 seater with awd
legalize patchouli
>>225062378Because I'm not Don Draper
>>225062161Don't you usually the pilot and crew outside before boarding?
>>225062386That was from GERMANY
>>225061116>Dude we used to bully these people but we miss them now!youre gonna get a homogenized and flattened cultural society and youre gonna like it
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>>225062452Who bullied rockers? Everybody loved rock and partying
Can't believe the commanders beat the seahawks
spinning
Can't believe the Quebec Frogmen beat the Toronto Drakes
>>225062477https://youtu.be/hEpIQ9kX0tc?si=1BypAGz8MuLIrAlp
>>225062522
>>225062477Why does the 5'1 guy in back look mad when the 4'11 lady hops out of the van?
i might make more than a million off land i bought for less than 30ki have so much sentimental value with it, i built my own house there by handthere just happens to be wealthy people adjacent that want it that bad, it wasn’t for sale.i feel like i would sell my soul since i spent so much of my life thers, but 1.3 million is nothing to sneeze atwhat do i do?
>>225061704One big crewFull of bad bitcheshttps://youtu.be/uHzcZxlFV3A?is=FvLRyS-sX6LYLqkE
>>225062564Nice
>>225062350that's a great post keep making this post over and over it's great everyone likes seeing this >>225062412rarely, if ever, do you see the pilot. often you don't know who is flying until the announcement is made and you can hear the voice of the pilot on the intercom. i've only ever ridden on planes flown by men, hence i am still alive.
>>225062598nigga it's dirt and rocks get the bag
Everyone's so fat. It's unslightly
Pop a forty and check your rolly.... IT'S CRYME TIME
>>225062598im not gay but 1 million dollars is 1 million dollars
>download speed: unlimited>upload speed: 1 kB/s
it's upsetting how much zoomers worship negroes. i wish it weren't like that.
>>225061101Women are the greatest impediment to the spiritual life
>>225062653not my problem
>>225062669i built a house there by myself, the deal i got was incredible at less than 1k per acreit is remote land and i love living there, it isn’t just land, it is my home
>download speed: 1 kB/s>upload speed: 1 kB/s
>>225062800All online zoomer slang and discourse is either from incel websites (like 4chan, looksmaxxing forums etc.) or from hood niggas
Remember when you would download a movie on kazaa for 4 days with 4 kb/s download speeds
>>225062747if i had a million dollars, i would spend it on the land and do exactly what i did
>>225062863>85% complete after like 36 hours>download interrupted, back to zero
Bring me back
>tfw you cripple the family computer for the first time trying to watch your pirated copy of jurassicpark.exe from Limewire
yarr harr fiddle de dee
DOG. BERG. DOGBERG!BARK! BARK!
>>225063081are they saying boo or boo-urns?
>>225063044
>>225063118Literally zero positives but they keep doing these deals
Is it true?
/cum/ entrance examhttps://taketest.xyz/vocab-cat
>>225063215demoralizing the goyim is its own reward
>>225063230Virus link
>>225063219>AI profile picture>AI cheese picture>the entire "tweet" screenshot itself looks AI generated now that I look at itWhy do ""people"" even make this slop?
Where is that Canadian dude who said Canada had great GDP growth?
>>225063255filtered
Thinking about go to cosmetology school
>>225063323Redditjeet shouldn't be taken seriously
>>225063215just more fuel for the fire brother. they're making it too easy, honestly.>>225063343you sound like a fruitloop nigga, go for it.
>>225063343welcome to the salty cumspoogeHow zesty are ya?
>>225063323I literally said it will probably end up lower
>>225062873that's sucks its tough for you, but maybe take the money and use it to create more opportunities for yourself and your progeny as wellThink of how much better off your children will be if you make wise investments with a millie?
>>225063490The guy I talked to about it was 2 days ago not 7 so it wasn't you
Nobody in Canada thinks the economy is going well except boomers, who aren't even working for the most part anymore. The rest just cope and say it's bad because of orangeman otherwise we'd be doing amazing but they have literally no evidence or even idea why they believe this.
I graduated from sex school so I’m a sexpert
>>225063561We don't know since that reality hasn't happened
>>225063577Actual cope.
>>225063597Not an argument
>>225060969the majority of modern young men are virgins
>>225063610Let me put it this way Canada does like 60 to 70% of its trade with the US if 60 to 70% of your bank account balance was missing all of a sudden you would notice wouldn't you?
>>225063561boomers are a universal burden atmIn US politics boomer votes are the deciding factor and the most pressing issues are homeownership and the domestic labor market, but if solving those problems means angering old people then nothing will be done
>>225063645So you agree is Trump's fault that our economy is suffering?
Who even cares. If the country crashes it means the entire world has collapsed. I've got a rifle and ammo, a backpack, water filter, etc.I love camping and I love marksmanship. It'll be a dream scenario for me. Society collapsing will be kino.
>>225063669I agree that Canada's arrogance is its own downfall like it is for most men of high ego low ability
>>225063577All the more reason why you shouldn't believe that considering our economy has been stagnant since 2015 at the least.
>>225063694Nice way to avoid answering
>>225063687*dies from an infection because there are no more readily available anti-biotics*
>>225063687Tell me the engine firing order on a Ford modular right now without looking it up
>>225063519
>>225063706In any case orangeman is the perfect foil for carney
>>225063691lookism is law
>>225063691Sorry to hear if that’s the type of shyte you get for trying to describe your current state of things, u take care and may u find the right typa people who u can open up proper with,
>>225063741
>>225063741Oops didnt mean to (You)
>>225063803>Oops didnt mean to (You)
>>225063788darn you Duolingo owl I’ll GET to u
>>225063668In this aspect our respective situations are arguably the most similar to each other, our boomers are essentially the same except we barely have any conservative ones when compared to (you).
everything went wrong after bowie died
>>225063726Good. Better than dying from MAID or some jeet shooting me in a parking lot because I happened to be near one of their "opps" during a drive-by.>nooo I never got the chance to slowly die from cancer in a hospital bed while some Jamaican nurse ignores my cries for help and smothers me with a pillow after 6 months of agony in hospice care>>225063739Fords won't be around faggot. I'll be running a 1GR-FE 1st or 2nd gen.
>>225061242Thats actually rly cool
>>225063868https://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g
>>225063878Why does he look like a 3D talking head from an old RTS game?
>>225063908I must be. The idea of slowly watching my entire country and thousands of years of history go down the drain as brown retards literally SHIT and PISS all over everything that is good and decent just doesn't appeal to me. Any particular reason I should be excited over the notion of jeets importing their savagery to a civilized and clean nation?
>>225063995That was in response to you saying you'd rather run a Toyota motor over the greatest American motor ever designed! I was more offended by that
Toyota makes far superior motors than domestic makers
I love this finnish femboy like you would not believe
Thread character select themehttps://youtu.be/GJroTM6cgDM
>>225064037Homosexuals are repellent
what are your guyses thoughts on oatmeal
>>225064066Not a fan
>>225064031honda better
>>225064066Do balkanoids eat that?
>>225064061repellent of what
>>225064066good with honey or some cinnamon
>>225064066It is halal.
>>225064013The greatest American engine is inherently inferior to the greatest Japanese engine.
>>225063741strong 5/10 on diss kittingtonshire
>>225064087People who don't have HIV/AIDS
>>225064118Go back to India!
>>225064151>Go back to India! I am objectively the whitest person in /cum/ and one of the whitest people on earth.
What kinds of dreams do you have
>>225064148Not him but most gays I've met who do anal regularly use prep and/or condoms
>>225064166>give birth to a half black son>name him coal whiteYou can't make this shit up
all canadians are brown as shit
keep lissenin' to portishad by portisheadway too muchlissenin' to third agengood record but just doesnt pull me in as muchtbf it took literally years to get the first portishead album properlybut i feel like deez days it takes much more for ne to get passionate about record compared to when was younger when i would like get into an album or artist and lissen on repeat literallydeez days i feel like i lissen to a much broader base of musicand it gets in the way of my ability ro like get into records passionately like when i was younger.and its like even when i do,i feel like it doesnt last as long coz im like on to the next musicbut like back in the day music felt more deeper and like coz muwic distribution more limited you didnt have as much choice or knowledgelike i remember lissenin music on cds and den when it finished i would just start from the beginning agen and lissen whole fing agenor if you change music uou only had a limited stuff to picka nd in all likelihood you garn choose to lissen to summat you are very familiar wivbut now i feel guilty about relissenin to stuff coz i feel like i should be lissenin to more new stuffat same time it relly does ruin the depth of the music for me
>>225064066needs a bit of brown sugar
>>225064209what do they prep for? An "oral exam"?? LOL
>>225064216America is undeniably the most fascinating nation on earth.
why dont leafs make cars? whats stopping them?
>>225064195phwiar very liminal
>>225064195I drink myself to death at a beach during a beautiful sunset
>>225064246low IQ
Should I drunk drive to mcdonalds?
>>225064246>whats stopping them?Lack of creativity
>>225064225corr reminds me may make pancakes later>>225064240why is world so awful
>>225064195I had a dream two night ago I was in a car accident with someone I went to high-school with. I think we only ever spoke once and that was like seventeen years ago
>>225064251I live in florida and don't go to the beach, I drink but not there.
how am i brown
>>225064280you know why
>>225064246*AHEM*
>>225064306how can she slap
>>225064325This was purposely crushed like the Avro Arrow. Jews did not want 2 industrial powers in North America, it was hard enough for them to wrestle control of the American Industrial Complex.
>>225064264Yes
Canada is a fundamentally unserious country
>>225064424
Is a fifth a vodka and bottle full of diphenhydramine enough to kill someone?
life hack: if you’re bored and want time to pass you can masturbate to pornography
>>225064086it's not very popular here
>>225064264Drunk on a Sunday evening?
maaan shut yo mufuck bitch ass up
>>225064246We do make them
>>225064546AI refused to answer but then eventually said yes after rephrasing the question multiple times
>>225064589Thanks. I forget a.i. exists
>>225064546no
>>225062378maybe once my current condo is paid off next month, I'll start saving up for another one in Honolulu.
>>225064546Just go get some Taco Bell and you'll feel better
Get your firearms license leafbros. Stop making excuses. It's not that expensive.
The risk of getting HIV from oral sex is really low unless he ejaculates in your mouth and you have bleeding gums or ulcers. And 90% of the times I've been with guys it's just two guys rolling around naked kissing and trading head
>>225064410based, I did it with no ragerts>>225064562yeah thr piano music kept me focused, i felt like a refined gentleman booze cruising in my shitbox
>>225064546Dph overdose is a really sucky death I hear
You give me good deal my friend, I have lot's of work for you
>>225064660How much have you had? What music?
:3
>>225064666Satan trips. Now I'm not sure what to do
>>225060878why was someone sitting there filming when it was just going to be a normal landing
>>225064666if it could kill you easily it wouldnt be sold as an over the counter drughigh quantities of this drug will make you do two things: fall asleep, and then if you wake up lose touch with reality, potentially acting in insane and embarssing manner
>>225064690>:3
>>225064718I just saw my pharmacy selling Fentanyl over the counter
>>225064607I assumed you asked because it wouldn't answer the question, AI is very bitchy these days
>>225064738no you didnt>>225064660umm you should walk home
>>225064584are iphones chinese?
>>225064660Used to drive home wasted when I was a teen and npr played smooth jazz around 3am was really comfy desu but don't emulate me I've been in rehab twice this year
>>225064740I use it for masturbatory reasons and that's it
>>225064690I don't think the South was anymore religious than the North at the same time.
>>225064750We help engineer cars too
>>225064657kill yourself you piece of shit
>>225064751Were you caught?
>>225064751sounds like summat slovenian poster would do
>>225064761It's becoming more restricted for that each day too
>>225062412>Don't you usually the pilot and crew outside before boarding?Unc hasn't been on an airliner since 1955.
>>225064775It's true. I've been with guys and girls. Guys are more likely to put their finger in my belly button than up my asshole
>>225064794Gay
>>225064775Based, tell that faggot off
>>225064811again, unironically kys
Back in the 70s people used to just dab up the pilot and take seven shots with them at the bar while smoking a joint before boarding their Panam flight
>>225064775>>225064862good posts
>male politician :|>female politician:0
>>225064867i have a pic of myself in the cockpit of a 737 from 2 years ago
Orangeman is using tax payer funds for political ads kek
>>225064746true because the big box that said "Fentanyl" on it was outside the counter, not behind it
>>225064906Lmao
Just checked the shed and I've lost another 2 mousetraps. Fucking chipmunks and squirrels keep getting in there, snapping the traps, and running off with the trap attached to them. Those traps are like $1.50 a piece, I am losing money because this faggot country won't let us buy rat poison anymore.
>>225064867At the same time DUIs were treated more leniently too. You had to be more drunk to be legally considered too drunk to drive, and even if they caught you (which wasn't guaranteed) sometimes they'd just follow you home or tell you to sleep it off. If you had an open container they'd have you pour it out. My neighbor said when it snowed, people would hitch a sled to the car and drive around with both occupants drunk
>>225064913yeah meaning you cant buy it
https://youtu.be/RJtXn70vKW8
>>2250646854 beer, corona. Don't shit talk my consumption choice or I'll tickle you until you piss your pantsI love beegie Adairhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IwAZ3hPh2YQ>>225064746Call me james bond cause im on a mission bruv>>225064751Based, I love classical and jazz while drinkingwhich substance are you having problems with?
>>225064928Your country has a propaganda wing literally funded by taxpayer money
>>225064928forget Putin, Trump is Temu Lukashenko at this point
>>225064906We already have these in Canada, my province also does them too.
>>225064942sorry about your redneck problems redneck
>>225064978Ok post one then compare it to what Trump's ad
>>225064988extremely brown post
>>225062090what was the issue? was the runway not cleared of snow for some retarded reason? or was the pilot a moron
>>225064969I'm not judgemental. You should get a ride or stay home though
>>225064970So that's a good thing?
>>225065027No my point is that you're throwing stones from a glass house
>>225065002>Past criteria stating that government ads must not be "self-congratulatory or self-praising" were modified or dropped, enabling campaigns with stronger patriotic or economic messaging>Past criteria stating that government ads must not be "self-congratulatory or self-praising" were modified or dropped, enabling campaigns with stronger patriotic or economic messagingDo you even live here? They are erasing their own rules to run those Canada stronk propaganda ads
>>225065011most browns are spiritually rednecksbut especially FOBs, because they've had to macguyver random shit in their smelly sweaty Guatemalan villages for their whole lives
>>225065060tu quoque fallacy
>>225065066>Previous guidelines strictly prohibited political slogans in government ads. Updated frameworks include a carve-out permitting language or slogans if they are subsequently tied to the official names of federal programs or initiativesMeant to paste this
>>225060878was this a test landing or what?
im sleepf;y :/i think its about time for me to sleep
>>225065066Have you not watched Trump's ad? Its literally a campaign ad for the midterms
>>225065076Cacapoopeeshire defense. A rather novice move if I do say so myself
>>225065027yes I love it when tax dollars are used to preserve the status quo and create an illusion of choiceCorruption is based and the people deserve less
>>225065018pilot descended too quickly which caused a hard landing, and broke the landing gear which then broke off a wing causing the whole thing to go up in flamesI had forgotten social media ran with a DEI angle because the pilot flying was a foid
>>225065096Yeah so? What's the takeaway? Corruption is acceptable here if some fatass in another country does it too?
>>225065096>>225065066politics is fake and gay, stop wasting your time thinking about it. you literally have no say in anything, whatever will happen will happen without your consent or input. spend your time learning how to treat basic wounds, zero a rifle manually in 3 shots or less, and where the main arteries are located on a human body. if you don't own a knife with a 6 inch fixed blade you may as well just die right now.
>>225065124No its illegal for political parties to make campaign ads with public money here
>>225065142Explain the CBC lmao
>>225065105So do you approve or disapprove of what Trump did with the public money paying campaign ads?
>>225065113I wonder if the pilot was fired or reprimanded in any way
YOURE ALL FAGGOTS
gay son or FTM daughter?
>>225065161Those aren't campaign ads, its funny how you can't defend Trump on his own merit you need to bring up Canada
>>225065165Orange nigger didnt go far enough He should use the treasury to buy people's votes
>>225065172IM actually INCEL
>>225065170she should have beensame with the actual captain who I guess was supposed to tardwrangle her
alcohol and zogslop giving me heartburnMy body is telling me to stop but idk if I'll listen
>>225065142Did you just ignore my posts where they lowered their own guidelines to run political ads for themselves that previously would have been illegal? Lol
>>225065161You are responding to a street-shitting faggot jeet. He loves the government and its propaganda wing. He has TDS.
>>225065187>He should use the treasury to buy people's votesHe's already doing that he said 5k for evey American if Republicans win house and senate
>>225065140nah, think I'll just wait 2 weeks for my certain violent death to come
>>225065212It says that nowhere
>>225064246The Ford GT was designed, engineered, and manufactured by Multimatic out of Markham, Ontario.
>>225065219FUCKING BASED
>>225065140I already know that stuff, have a big survival knife + a fudd gun. If anything I need to practice more field dressing animals because I haven't done that much in many years.
>>225065011Shut up, big belly
my CR-V was made in Canada, that must be why it has a bunch of eco-friendly bullshit on it
>>225065230>>225065084 >>225065066Nigga just straight up illiterate
>>225065254You need to buy some Victor rat traps for when shit gets nasty. Squirrels and rabbits are both plentiful and high in protein. Those traps are like $3 and work far better than hand snares.
we live in a fat retard society. we even have a fat retard president. its only natural that a thin genius like me would be outcasted
>>225065198>same with the actual captainis there a difference between pilot and captain?
>>225064969>Don't shit talk my consumption choice or I'llNobody was even going to say anything, have some self confidence nigga
>>225065274Where does that say it's make it legal for political parties to run ads with public funds
>>225065293alcohol elitism among alcoholics is real and im not going to pretend like it doesn't exist
>>225065303>it's make it legal
>>225065231okay then the toyota tundra is an american truck
>>225065353Grammar error, answer the question
When will gas go down
>>225065337Anon is correct. (You) legit cannot discuss drinking without someone trying to be elitist about it.
>>225065286the captain doesn't always fly the plane
>>225065366Do you think the pro-government propaganda ads are paid for by the Libs? Are you slow?
Dude alcohol. Did you guys know i hecking drink alcohol
GAY FUCKING PORN
>>225065395hell yeah bruther but what about weed? do you smoke weed? weed smoekem? 420 blaze it weed dude? smoke high weed life bro.
My purpose in life is to increase shareholder value
>>225065096>>225065142Do you know what your replying to? It's illegal for parties to use public funds for campaign ads thats a fact
>>225065395based>>225065444cringe
>>225065453>>225065394
>>225065395I butt chug alcohol because its cheap and effective
What's your favourite alcohol mine is the one that makes you go wooaahh Hahaha am I right my alcoholic brothers
>>225065380why is the food on the fucking floor in the first place
replaced the car battery all on my own. can i get a hell yeah
>>225065512hell yeah
If republicans don't win the house, you won't get your 5k though
I love alcohol so much I can't stop talking about it. Drinking is my entire personality
>>225065512Now do your oil. If you can do that, next your brakes
Quit soda and energy drinks today after a year of drinking 2 liters of that slop a day. Going to try to put some muscle back on my emaciated frame. We’re all going to make it.
real men drink beer, wine is for women. why? because the tv said so
>>225065512Hell yeah dude
>>225065493WOOOOOOOOFUCK YEUEAHHH
>>225065539>oilnot until 2029. the dealership offered us 2 free oil changes.
>>225065493this made me fuckin lol
>>225065540Ohio will have a jeet CEO billionaire governor
Become a paramedic
>>225065546bro looks like a tik tok e-boystart doing stupid dances on camera and you'll have dumb bitches in your dm
>>225065603I don't appreciate human life
getting the usual nocturnal onanistic urges
>>225065603>spend your time tending to boomers and brownoid filth OD'ing on fentlmao
gonna be gonna be voting
>>225065630do 50 burpees instead
>>225065630you're in desperate need of a clue
>>225065614I’m 23 years old
>>225065648>>225065651why do you care so much about my penis?
Just saw something that made me want to have sex
I hate mexicans especially cholo faggotshttps://youtu.be/vPO2c7tJy2M?is=TLg5ZrVp889gCDbD
>>225065662uh yeah? Even better. Start dancing.
I prefer mexicans to blacks
>>225065665it’s attached to your immortal soul
I always used to think when they said a year in BC it stood for bungholecunnee
>>225065688>no actual fighting
>>225065665Your body, my choice
>>225065710stunning and brave
The Belgian flag is actually quite ugly
New>>225065750
New>>225065797
not my problem
>>225065662Not for long. I was 23 now I'm 26
>>225065801>Indiansno
both choices are awful
>>225065841si
I'm closer than ever before to losing it truly losing it this girl has truly pushed me to point I never been before. Actually got so close to doing something very bad just now the funny thing is she just keeps pushing when I'm literally at the complete brink instead of backing off she just pushes more. I think for her safety she should go away from me right now. Only God brought me back to stability of mind. I was seriously about 10 seconds away from doing something I'm not allowed to post about on here that would have ended up with me going to prison. I have literally begged her to leave me alone before I snap but she just keeps pushing. I think women like this actively want to die and their goal is to push someone into doing it for them. They won't be satisfied until they push someone to the point of explosive violence. Some broken part of their defective sex drive or something. God help me
>>225063215No you don't understandThey are standing up to Trump's imperialism and you must join them
>>225062386OOh what happened? An equaluty which fo you demand every day?
>>225062477In Russia you doesn't allow to serve in police if you have a tattoo. It considered as a sign of a mental instability
