The bull edition
Your God is my poo and he isn't real
Do you also get horny while flying?
Another weekend just gone in an instant
>>225061566woke is just a meaningless buzzword that vaguely means "thing i don't like", like the term 'problematic'.The difference between the two is that woke is mostly said by basement dwellers and problematic is mostly said by performative males and cucks.
no names from the gloucestershire arrests thenahh yes
>>225061762>>225061758>First times
*replies to myself epic style*
look at her go
>>225061785>airplaneFoy
Does an expensive bottle of whisky or rum actually taste good without mixer
>>225061798mohamed mohammedmohammed mohamedabdul azizaziz abdul
>>225061785
Girls talk about sex, get over it, it's empowering
>>225061815Runt question from a council estate freak
Black could be anywhere
>>225061798>>225061823Check the leaked pictures despite what nazi accounts on twitter say they're clearly a mix of whites and mixed race British petty criminal types
never seen a shred of evidence that any wealthy person posts here
rorke committing seppuku in ladbrokes
>>225061831This is because women aren't told to shut up anymoreThey can't be held accountable btw
>>225061847Name them
>>225061823Mo short for Maurice obviously
>>225061815Boomer men love neat whisky for some reason Rum is too strong it's like drinking straight vodka
>>225061791I can't breathe.
girls talk about bbc, get over it, it's empowering
>>225061847but my preferred narrative!
>>225061791woke means politically far-leftthis makes the politically far-left seethe
heading to bed
>>225061892you seen that new show on BBC one?
>>225061892you need therapised
we might have to cop this
>>225061880Hey retard that's a fake AI enhanced image, here's the actual photo that was taken
how should i punish this dumb little faggot?
>>225061880dazza, gazza, bazza, wazza
>>225061927grow up
>>225061823oops sorry, that's actually the list of labour candidates for the upcoming by-elections
>>225061927alri gollum
>>225061892>See attractive woman>Thinks about black cock>Watches BLACKED porn>Sees horse and is angered
>>225061834strange outburst
>>225061931that isn't your photo is it
>>225061931get it flayed alive and chucked into the neighbours garden (they have pitbulls)
>>225061919Watched this on BBC Three
>>225061928looks like a bunch of english lads from down shropshire
can't see the appeal of video games on consoles that you can't mod and stuff
There's a port on a western bayAnd it serves a hundred ships a dayLonely sailors pass the time away And talk about their homesAnd there's a girl in this harbor townAnd she works layin' whiskey downThey say, Brandy, fetch another roundShe serves them whiskey and wineThe sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)"Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"Brandy wears a braided chainMade of finest silver from the North of SpainA locket that bears the name
>>225061952i'll show you a strange outburst from my cock down your throat
>>225061762Honestly sad that I thought today how great my life would be if I just jumped Infront of a train but then I realize if I was mangled by the red line nothing would really happen
China has no laws against animal cruelty Tells you everything you need to know about their culture and society
>>225061931he did you a favour now you can throw out that horrible sofa and get a decent one with a nice fabric
>>225061963those are blokes
>>2250619635, 2, 3, 4, 1
>let me tell you something schvoogie schvartz, im being suffocated by white people existing inside my luxury condo built on top of dead Palestinians
>>225061952Not really. Not my fault youre a little runt
>>225061978Uh actually they're trans women apart from the one on the left who is a trans man
The new Germans
I'm still somewhat baffled as to how one can be accused of flooding for posting a 2nd thread within seconds of another, which the accused clearly wouldn't have seen or known about. But still, at least the accused has finished their three day ban with dignity.
I think I'll just down this take some sleeping pills then fuck off to bed Im not even enjoying this
The desert isn't all that bad
>>225061963middle is absolute sex
Holy performative!!!
>>225061831>omg yaaaas I'm destigmatizzzzzzing my stinky unwashed fanny!!
>>2250619635 3 4 2 1
billions of clues were lost today
>>225061972based humanists prioritising human welfare unlike retarded white people
Palestinians are the new Jews Zionists are the new Nazis
>she hasn't streamed today
Turkish girls are alright tbf. It's a shame we only get Turkish men in this country, they're much less shaggable.
I might be 60 IQ because that must explain why I am such a fuck up
>>225062042woke gone mad
>>225062027why is there a black man playing for ireland?
Yeah Sweden is getting the filter treatment. Sick of him
>>225062027Based but they should've just refused to play
suq al-madiq
>>225061963isn't the one second from right the black trannard from doctor who
>>225062035
>>225062027Frends Foot touch frends
dont particularly really and I mean really care about any of those creatures that live in the middle easti know i know i should according to leftypol but i simply don't
>>225062035hot
>>225062046poor man's caroline konstnar
>>225061951Must be a dog on the flight
>2 people died in the brake checking vehiclesc
SUMMARY: What we know so far about the RAF Fairford suspected bomb plot - A farmer driving home in the early hours found three white vans blocking a village road with no one inside- Suspicious, she immediately turned around before seeing a "group of Middle Eastern-looking young guys run off through the trees" in the direction of the air base wearing masks - One van displayed a UK number for a company called "Fuel 2You", which is not registered on Companies House. The number also appeared to be one digit short and does not ring when called- She immediately called 999 and five men were arrested within 25 minutes under the Explosives Act. Homes were evacuated and a major incident was declared just after 8am- Later today, the two rear doors of two of the vans were open and large black containers could be seen scattered around with a bomb disposal robot operating next to the vans- The five suspects were then further arrested on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act - Counter Terror Police are understood to think that a suspected bomb plot linked to Iran is the most likely scenario due to US air bombers operating from the base- Last night, before the incident, reports said that the base was at its highest alert with tractors blocking all gates. A local in the village said they had been stopped at gunpoint at a roadblock by a group of American soldiers, who ordered them to put their hands out of the car and identify themselves - Donald Trump claims the US had been investigating the five suspects and had them "under view for a long time"
>>225062046isn't she like 40 and childless? grim
>>225061963Son's, Sex-change, and Suspicious Parents
>>225062068steady on lad its only a genocide not the end of the world
you shouldn't be allowed to do things
*glides into brit*
>>225062095procreation is evil
>>225062095Says the virgin who will die a virgin
>>225062082roald dahls revolting recipes was binging with babish before youtube days
Do you know anyone in their 30s/40s/50s who, for whatever reason, just never seemed to get properly settled into adult life? I’m not talking about someone who went through a divorce, lost their job or had some major tragedy happen. More someone where things just basically never happened. No long-term relationship. No real career progression. No house or much in the way of savings. Maybe still living at home, renting a tiny flat, doing the same sort of jobs they were doing years ago. They’re not necessarily unhappy either. They just seem to have got stuck somewhere along the way while everyone else carried on. I sometimes wonder how common this actually is. We tend to hear about people who struggled and eventually turned things around, but not so much about the people who reached 40 or 50 and simply never got their life into gear.If you know someone like this what was the story?
>>225062093this is why I don't drive
>>225062103I should be a dog for a girl
>>225062094sounds like something a bunch of english lads might do
>>225061762The worst thing is that I am at a age were most people are already doing better meanwhile I struggle with employement since I am useless
Just looked down at my shoes and I do have incel shoes
There's no genocide in Xinjiang.It's just that about 1 in 5 of the Uyghers hold ISIS / Taliban tier views.At one point 1 in 4 Al Qaeda members in Syria were Chinese Uyghers.The Chinese are sending those ones in particular to reeducation facilities which is based.None of them are being killed and all work at said facilities is voluntary.
>>225061927are there even any good games on it
>>225062072fuck you RTDfirst of all, The Doctor wouldn't have understood if he was still a woman. That bitch was retarded
> linked to Iranyh ok sure
>>225062093Break check on the mic one time
>>225062098scream
>>225062125ktim
>>22506214430 year old me and don't know how to tie my shoes, i just tuck the laces into the sides me
>>225062125no him? he's me
>>225062113you know me so well... surely>>225062110not when you look like her
In a sense when you die it is the end of the world, from your perspective.
I’m a 30 year old virgin
>>225062146i dont care xx
>>225062156mc stompin in the houseeverybody put your fucking hands up
>>225062098A* reply
almost october and still need the electric fan on to sleep because its so warm int he flatits a fuckong disgrace
Why did black mirror become so bad in later seasons?
>>225062168watch a youtube tutorial lad could learn in 15 minutes
>>225062146Muslims do the same but for religion, which is the opposite of communism if you think about it You know, or else they get beheaded of set on fire
>>225062094False flag
>>225062094>five men were arrested within 25 minutesPretty sus
>>225062094>A local in the village said they had been stopped at gunpoint at a roadblock by a group of American soldiers, who ordered them to put their hands out of the car and identify themselvesNice bullshit post yanks don’t have authority to do this to brits in Britain lol
>>225062195Americans
watching margos got money problems, elle fanning getting out her boobs, she is so lovely
some kind of thing is happening
Hitler had Parkinson's and an addiction to amphetamines by his 50s.He was months away from dying from his drug use before he killed himself in any event.
>>225062195our own reality became too dark methinks
>>225062195Haven't watched anything from the later seasons but I reckon the answer is that it began insisting upon itself
>>225061927time to get a cluemoney better spent
>>225062179there's no beginning and no end
>>225062125this most of gen xthey came of age at capitalism's heyday but unlike boomers they weren't at an age to build wealth so they just became delusional for a system that never worked for them
>>225062230too bad it's a poly blend
>>225062212My country sucks at art honestly it's because we never had our own culture really or a history. I mean why would I be proud of America it's like wow Walmart Israel and drug use
should go to bed really
>>225062182can you tie your laces
I’ve only brake checked once and I didn’t even do it properly just made myself look like a tit like always complete fuck up me can’t do anything right
Was scouting trees on my incel walk there not found the one yet but will keep searching!
15 more mons until I finish the Pokemon sword living 'dex
>>225062211Americans literally drive the wrong side of the road and kill kids and get away with it you stupid fanny
>>225062248that's what we call your diverse throuple
>>225062230he could be my brother
>>225062094> a group of American soldiers, who ordered them to put their hands out of the car and identify themselvesHow are Americans allowed to police our streets?>Donald Trump claims the US had been investigating the five suspects and had them "under view for a long time"Lol doubt it
hit the brake with my left foot once and gave myself whiplash
https://youtu.be/WiiUWdoRoho?si=aAkZ9nq9vsbrQwNDWTF I LOVE ONIONS NOW >>225062195Netflix bought itThey used to do that 15 years ago I would be upsetti if a girl was trying to not fall in love with me and watched black mirror (without me) or rather the later seasons (I stopped watching it but got schizophrenia from it anyway)Bit mad other people replied first because of captcha
>>225062125I also saw this post on r/askuk
>>225062243they tend to be the ones posting ai memes on fb
Do you ever feel a little proud of yourself when you manage a massive poo or a really long piss?
>>225062179
>>225062248theyve always been poly blends
Right well I'm in bed aren't I? And I've done nothing today!
african americansnot fond of them
>>225062229Care to elaborate
>>225062283>>225062283>>225062283
>>225062189Caught a summer cold cause i slept with the fan onNot had it on since
having feelings of suicidal ideation
>>225062195it was always mediocre imorelied in a kind of “shock value”
>>225062295schizo infrograph
am gey
>>225062291all pisses are the same length
>>225062313pansy
new>>225062308>>225062308>>225062308
might get into a plane crash
>>225062295Mate I hate to break it to you but time still exists even when you're dead
>>225062295this doesn't actually make any sense at all
one thing i noticed during the world cup (the only time i watch normie ball) when the fans sang wonder wall all the white, mixed and caribbean lads knew the song but the africans had no idea what the song was. makes sense because their families likely weren't in the country in the 90s so they never had that bit of shared pop culture passed down to them.
>>225062295umm
havbe you ever been pissed on
>>225062321Hated in the nation and white Christmas where good, those early seasons overall were worth watching. The last 3 I've regretted wasting my time but I keep watching in case there's a good episode
>>225062347ive pissed on myself
>>225062347not off a bird
>>225062094false flag obviously
>>225062325That's quite simply untrue
>>225062347No Only by myself but then it sort of burns your dick because you're pissing on yourself instead of toilet
>>225062228Will he fuck. Only way the triple lock is getting killed is when the IMF bail us out on the condition that it goes
>>225062295pictured: rorke about to get his arsehole destroyed
>>225062347had an ex who was a good laugh and we were pisssed in the shower together and weed on each other's legs
>>225062265Missing the point. Americans cannot walk around British streets pointing guns at brits ordering them about they don’t have the authority and we aren’t at war with them
>>225062344didn't notice this but i will choose to accept it as true because it makes sensecan't imagine the eze family were listening to much oasis
>>225062296always been shit then haven't they? should have gone with grenfell
My life is a purgatory
>>225062364Just two more weeks
>>225062347yeah, a girl pissed on me and on my face and in my mouth, and in the heat of the moment i swallowed it jerked off whilst doing it and busted like crazy, but felt absolutely disgusted with myself for months afterwards and never want to do it again
my life is unfathomably grim
>>225062360
british muslims don’t even like iran for the most part
Sex with Saoirse Ronan
My life a series of lessons and extremes
>>225062369They don't have the authority to run a lad over on his bike yet some bint still got smuggled out the country and faced 0 charges or extradition
germany are losing to greece ok
arsed my life up something rotten
>>225062393Don't most Muslims dislike Iran
Thankfully I will have left the country when the British economy collapsed. You can all get fucked. You flushed taxes down the toilet to pay for PIP and immigrant housing.
Not fond of this having to eat every few hours lark
>>225062249you went from pilgrims to pioneers to the moon. you got the 'talians, hilbillies, mountain men, californian surfers, corn fed brick shithouses from idaho, cowboys, honky tonk men, mormons, train hoppers, depression era hobos, eskimos, pow wow indians,
>>225062304Sort of insisting upon its own reputation as a tad high-brow and deep which it had developed but running out of ideas and failing to actually be so, that'd be my prediction>>225062388What is life and the culture like in Sweden
>>225062394you can't. she's lesbian
>>225062377>grenfellnot an original harrington is it
>>225062402ok but florian wirtz has now entered the pitch ok
>>225062416just do it once a day then
have a bit of an itchy foot
>>225062370go watch the end of the croatia match when the fans sing it for the first time. the africans lads are not singing along because they clearly dont know the song, later matches they started singing along because they obviously went and learnt it
I like IranI like Iranian women at least
>>225062439ok so they intend of staying behind
>>225062416every few hoursevery dayfor 80 yearstakes the piss
>>225062352the only one I thought had any prescience was the Daniel Kaluuya one with the game show
>>225062388it's only not disgusting if she's hot
(Empathet) feeling something itt...
>>225062409only Sunni ZOGgolems
>>225062413i don't pay tax
>>225062413British economy has risen compared to Italy France and germany thoughbeit
Not fond of this having to wank every few hours lark
I like Jews, Palestinians, Mexicans, whites, blacks, Asians.Their wome, that is. Don't care where they're from my dick isn't bigoted
picture of rorkes kecks has leaked
>>225062431buying the originals without considering other qualities will lead you to looking like a heritage clown
jacob rees-smegma has breached containment >>>/tv/223441728
>>225062464Don't reply to me again you freak
Saoirse Ronan is basically ireland seeing emma watson and then mogging us with their own
not racist but caribbean blacks mog african blacks you have to admit
>>225062490maybe i am a heritage clown
>>225062413you'll do nothing
Sucking jack Daniels at the bus stop but will have to move now because some students are sat next to meHow long to wait so it doesn't look I am leaving because of them?
wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you
>Whistleblower who exposed Man City is now in witness protection... and says there is more
>>225062519sir gavin o'bazunu
>>225062499Because they're 20% White due to BWC
>>225062480>Their wome
>>225062523five minutes
Based Big Burnham
should i have supper or not?on the one hand i'm quite hungry but on the other i might be very farty in the office tomorrow
rename big ben big burnham NOW
we will be having a watchalong for celebrity traitors on thursday
In another life I could have been someone who could do something but at my age I accept it's over and will just see about building up the will to finally end the pain
cut my toenails, they were 50 metres long
Why is Burnham so much more popular than Sir Keir? I don't see any difference between Burnhams Labour
in the future everyone will be british prime minister for 15 minutes
>>225062532Sir Whistle Blower
>>225062581ktim
Burnham should be voicing Thomas the Tank Engine not running the country
>>225062519Running away is infact brave
Will need to pretend that I have decided to walk. Can't sit next to fit zoomer girls. They're giggling and I bet think I'm a creep
For me? It's musical public safety infomercials by and for the Australian Aborigine community where they tell the audience "don't drink petrol from a can" and "sleeping in the middle of the road is not okay"
the tower that has big ben in it is called queen elizabeth towerso queen elizabeth has a big bell up her
>>225062587he's better looking so people just assume he's doing a better job
>>225062581good luck, wish i could do that but i'm just too much of a coward
>>225062515>>>/fa/18770745
>>225062262dont know what that means
this thread is very active ok
>>225062587100% down to their voices
https://youtu.be/DF3OQkWEyZA
>>225062608>think I'm a creepand they would be right
>>225062228When is he scrapping the Online Safety (censorship) Act?
Well thats the weekend done. How are you ending it? I'm having a Co-op Irresistible Wood Fired Prosciutto Cotto, Garlic Mushroom & Mascarpone pizza with a mug of hot cordyceps mushroom tea
>>225062625Dare you to mention Russia
>>225062640I'm a sensitive and kind alcoholic incel never hurt no one
>>225062620>>225062581Can't take Americans seriously when they say stuff like this. Cody can just go into his peepaws room find the family shotgun and blow his brains out. We brits don't have that luxury.
>>225062597Leftypol ahh slop
Burndog should raise taxes to afford nationalising social care
ronke
I don't recognise most of the real madrid team players any more
>>225062647I'm drinking Laphroaig cause i have a week off
>>225062230How is a fucking coat more fun than a games console lmaooooo
>>225062622Thats literally a £5000 outfit btw
>>225062668Pacey ngubus
>>225062668Dumfries och aye
what would you add to the shopping order in big brother
>>225062668Los Blancos
2 packets of dried mixed herbs
Football is just a front for the Jews to get the goyim to support mass migration
oh my rapey bum, my achey rapey bum
mental that andy burnham is a hero of the people, boggles the mind
>>225062698Bottle of Robinsons apple and pear
>>225062698box of latex gloves and sponges
>>225062686And it looks like shit
So lonelySo alone
>>225062666hi ronke!!
>>225062730the fly remake
>>225062756ktim
>>225062652I am in Massachusetts and my name isn't even cody
>>225062698cocaine
>>225062760It's a bumble bee mate
>>225062686
>>225062730
doesnt matter what you wear, your body is the fitget in shape
>>225062735well it's not doing a very good job because the bames aren't very good!!
>>225062751>>225062752is that all
>>225062668club football is so soulless, just rootless mercs
my ‘mates’ won’t see me… my family won’t see me… it’s over…
EA FC 27 looks like shit this is some bullshit
Toil tomorrowAnother week
How is No10 North getting along?
>>225062523offer them some
the yank who says "at my age" is 23 by the way
>>225062772don't think you can have that
>>225062760Using the machine from the fly but instead of a fly being in there with me it's a woman and we merge together and funny antics ensue or we just shag ourself with our genitalia
>>225062770Okay Zach, you literally have the ability at anytime to end this dogshit existence without pain so please stop coming here to gloat about it.
ik ook ik ook
>>225062784exactly
god literally made guineapigs like here's a ball of meat and white people refuse to eat it. this is why yall were thrown out the garden
>>225062819damn he unc
>>225062809i bought it because i'm a goyslave and played it for 20 minutes and then got a refundabysmal game
>>225062819its over don't you get itamerica is dead
>>225062581What age are you that you say it's too late
>>225062823hmm
>>225062815I've just left and they would call the police I am such a freak
>>225062820unfortunate
tired
>>225062809zesty few lads there
mental how true this is
A man who claimed nearly £71,000 in benefits by claiming he was single was caught out after a social media post exposed his lies.Colin Christopher Hegarty, 58, of Springfield Road, Blackpool, claimed £70,967.89 in Universal Credit between February 19, 2020 and September 18, 2025 by falsely declaring himself as a single person while living with a partner.At Preston Crown Court on Friday, Hegarty received a 10-month sentence, which was suspended for 12 months, as well as being ordered to carry out 100 hours of unpaid work.An investigation was launched after a member of the public submitted a referral in June 2025 alleging that Hegarty was not declaring his true living arrangements.
Sorry I'm late lads. For some reason there's a bouncer outside the thread and he wouldn't let me in.
>>225062770you can still just go to a gun range and put the gun to your head
>>225062908>>225062908
>>225062885funky monkey
>>225062869going “aff tae bed”?
>>225062887>a member of the public submitted a referralnation of clipes
>>225062887Hope he fucking rots this is where our taxes go
>>225062930Probably a neighbour he pissed off. Got to be really careful if you're up to shit like that and not give anyone a reason to blow you up.
