lovely edition
hello
this is the one :)
anyone playing wow forever x
>>225066817Spam/Flooding me thinks
Yeah i like this one
2021 was 30 years ago, feeling old yet?
peng
>>225066799
>>225066842surely nobody could possibly play it forever
>>225066817
sir bum wank
>>225066857the blizzard staff who came up with the name thought they were well clever didnt they aha x
there's a spastic child who lives the block of council flats I live in and he runs up and down the corridor every single fucking night without fail and he's fat as fuck and bangs on the walls so you can hear it in any room I'm fucking sick of it
>>225066817you WILL have this and it CAN happen to you
just got back from running up and down a hall banging on walls
>>225066882and you'll do FUCK. ALL. about it other than bore us
>>225066882place a bear trap on the floor, little piggy will learn his lesson
>>225066882blow his head smoove off
>>225066817tummy
>>225066782took me a while to realize it was in a hamster ball thing, was wondering why he had an ectoplasm aura
HIV meds ad in america it's just a different world over there
>>225066882he's done you
>>225066871they sure did haha x
>>225066892
>>225066894fuck yourself you fat little shit>>225066900I'm actually going to report it to together housing>>225066901>>225066903will do>>225066908yeah he has but let's see who's laughing when I get him and his mum thrown out lmao
holy shit the VMAs they still do this shit hey that's raye
>>225066905aha look at them go
couldn't be arsed fetching a sock or a tissue so i just spaffed into an empty pizza box
>>225066923looks shit and boring
Need Reagan Ridley gf.
>>225066882>>225066919and the ethnic background of this poor family?
>>225066906It would be bad if you had to pay for daily injections rather than twice a year
>>225066935brown
>i hear you're level 80 on call of duty mobile
COME ON*BANG BANG BANG*NEIGHHH
>>225066934imagine ripping off rick and morty, of all cartoons
>>225066947Not fucking funny you little bastard
>>225066941the first version of him conquers towns and villages the second one is just goy cattle
Y'all have marshmallows over there in the UK?
>>225066906the child actress who recently died of aids on skid row had millions of dollars sitting unclaimed in an account, she could have been on all the latest hiv medications and lived a long life
>>225066948rick and morty was huge
>>225066923i like her escapism song
still draws a crowd too wow
latinx demmie
Might watch Hellraiser
>>225066969i literally never heard anyone talk about it offline
Not going to include the rest of the post but I'm a good boy for doing it before :3 wasn't told to do it tonight. Still brushing my then tonight though
had a dream that raye died and thought it was real but she didn't really so that's good
>>225066923>cringey string instrument cover of some awful song thats been in the charts and won't leave the charts for some reason and all the instrumentalists are random ethnicitiesfemale NPCs lap up this dogshit its mental
>>225066987well i did
>>225066995dont shush me you bitch
>>225066948To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>225066981erm
We've got such sights to show you aha!
>>225067006ok
the box! you opened it I came
>>225067011She's fit
>>225067005
was wanking to woman called faye reagen or something she was talking multiple loads and then some other woman would suck them out and spit them back into her mouth then after i was done i found out she had went missing and was a meth addict or something now its a crying shame
moon looks mental
>>225067011i can see her roots
Did the pornstar have mental health issues?
richard and mortle is one of those shows I refuse to watch because of its fandomI only saw a couple episodes in the background at a friend's house and they gave me comedy central era futurama (shit) vibes
>>225067037Why? Isn't it just a full moon
>>225067006szechuan sauce!szechuan sauce!
humans have been around for 300,000 years but civlisation is only like 10,000 years oldsooowhat was going on for 290,000 years before that
>>225067039ugly 'ogsocket knew the camera was on her the entire time
>>225067051gooning in an actual cave
>>225067051dunno
>>225067051shagging animals and eating children's brainsthat's genuinely what cavemen did
>>225067051cave wanks
>>225067051A 300,000 year old fossil skull found in the Afar region of northern Ethiopia shows evidence of having been scalped.
>>225067069Cor
>>225067039you're not that catty, right
https://youtu.be/mcCK99wHrk0
Our response https://youtu.be/dvFBnV4ySu0
imagine being born 300 thousand years before /brit/
>>225067113People were shitting in middle of the village back then like jeets currently do
scran
>>225067051i'm expected to believe 290,000 of humans doing this over God making humansmakes zero sense
>>225067128hate veggies icky yuck
got the chris hansen gay porn on
might convert to anglicanism
i put on a mask and my face grows to fit it.
>>225066960didn't know she died or had aids. wtf
>>225067128a bit dry
>>225067113poking the homo erectus neighbour with primitive arrow bait posts till he throws a melty
painting "drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH" on the wall of the cave
>>225067093i grew up with four sisters, what can i say
>>225067051was extremely hard to build up anything permanent, including knowledge or culturethere would have been small settlements and toolmaking cultures but all it takes to wipe them out in an area is a disease or tribal dispute, throwing whatever they had into anarchy and starvationthey think humans nearly went completely extinct at one point. hard to imagine but for the majority of that time the population didn't go over like 50,000
i don't think god much had me in mind when he made this world.
nice fresh 8c tonight out there, get the shorts and t-shirt on
imagine how smeggy cavemen cocks were
>>225067203imagine your settlement it took 10 years to build getting knocked down because of one tribal melty
>>225067201ever shag them up the arse?
>>225067223You just wanna suck cave cock
I showed you my box answer me
metal is the worst music genre ever
>>225067051There were civilisations before then alsoThey were destroyed in unknown events, possibly the great flood as is described in every culture in the world
Mad how in the Nordic Bronze Age they actually did have horned helmets unlike their viking descendants
>>225066817Do English roses still exist?
>>225066817anyone have that one particularly kikey pic of her with a full on thousand foreskin stare
>>225067227you really need to get a clue, pal
>>225067128chicken looks pengaleng but all those greens are rabbit food
nova scotia mong shagging his sisters up the arse from his wheelchair going uugh uugh uugh
Alysa Liu
>>225067263yes
>>225067259got any evidence of this physically impossible, ancient civilization destroying, worldwide flood besides semitic fairy tales
>>225067263yes, but their biological males. that's the twist!
>>225067225yeah and not just physical stuffall the old cunts die from fighting or from disease and starvation, and they were the only ones who knew how to construct good tools and clothesso entire groups probably forgot things again and again
>>225067304He just told you, every culture in the world has a flood story
>>225067319no they don't
did the south american post the ambiguously aged girl did he
>>225067334yes
>>225067333Do you ask people for proof that its raining outside or do you just look out the window yourself?
mad to think of someone 10,000 years ago thinking thoughts the same way i dopondering and that, thinking about his mum and dad and having friends and being hopeful for his future and having a laugh with his friendsstill had the same brain and everything just didn't have as many things
>>225067333https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flood_myths
>>225067355don't see how that is relevant where is the real evidence for the flood
>>225067378Its all around you big man
i don't think any of us can understand the weight he carries everyday, of his mission and struggle.
>>225067362if you actually read that page you'd see it does not support your thesis
Honestly I'm just not a fan of the biomass, sorry
>>225067402hes done youhard
>>225067357I don't envy him though because he would've been 10,000x more horny than I am ahahah
>>225067389where
>>225067173yeah it's really sad. there were photos of her from a few months before she died, laying on the floor of some drug tent and she was emaciated
i choose to live in ignorance of soyence and space and prehistory because it makes me feel stupid small and insignifcantancient history, religion, mythology, literature? love it
shambling biomass slivering outside looking disorientated, dropped off in an unmarked van from the home office. Telepathically communicating with them what are you doing here? Fucking leave you wog, nobody likes you, who the fuck are you?
>>225067402well civilisation as we know it all started after the most recent ice age ended which would have caused rising sea levelsthe black sea also flooded around this time
>>225067425You live in an area of the world surrounded by lakes mong boy
>>225067452>nobody likes youhis mates at the mosque docan you say the same?
>>225067261they look so modern, like plumbing pipes
>>225067463>lakes are remnants of the delugethis is really good i'm gonna use this
>>225067458very different from a global flood that destroyed civilizations all over the world besides that change was gradual>>225067463what does that have to do with a global flood
>>225067452fucking screaming
>>225067478you're not though are you
>>225067492Yeah I am
>>225066948>>225066969>>225067046Speaking of I never understood why Rick is greyWhy did they make him look like that
>>225067357prehistoric mousey rambling about shagging a mammoth
>>225067497no you're notbe quiet
roundhouse kick biomasscripple the limbs of biomassthrow biomass into the shark tankspit in the meals of biomassthrow sand in the eyes of biomasspublicly disembowel biomassgaslight and lie to biomasspunch biomass in the throat
imagine if the great flood happened right now in /brit/ timesi mean i know god promised not to with the rainbow and all but just imagine>LADS WHAT IS GOING ON MY SMEGROOM IS FILLING UP WITH WATER
>>225067475how fucking thick are you mate99% of human civilisation is located next to water in some form, what do you think happens to it if the water level changes even gradually
>>225067500so he looks like a sickly alcoholic
Last time I went to the dump there was a British person there gollum scrambling around on the heaps
imagine being the first conscious human
*surrounded by gigantic lakes*any evidence of the flood?
But seriouslyWhy do the biomass just aimlessly shamble all dayIt’s not normal. That’s not a normal thing to do is it
>>225067516they move the change was over thousands of years most civilizations didnt start on the shores of seas either but rivers most of which would have not survived til today so there would be evidence of all these lost civilizations somewhere
>>225067542fucking hell, you're right, there must have been one.
the genus rorke
Be quite little boy.
alysa liu seal
>>225067552where did all the rest of the water go?
>>225067552>entire planet is like 70% covered in waterbut i'm sure that all just got there on its own eh leftypola space cloud did a big space rain and made earth hospitable for life
>>225067583what do you think the ocean is mong boy
>>225067574Are those electronics on its tail?Speaking of big floods. I miss Doggerland and mammoths
>>225067592the flood covered the whole earth though
>>225067594doggerland gives me the fear glad it flooded Tbh
>>225067501I'm not that evil freak I was just having a thinkHow dare you
>>225067601imagine if it were still therethere would be literally millions of zombie-like, shambling biomass walking over.
Can't wrap my head around it lads, life is so utterly pointless and mind numbing, but if you question the point of it a bunch of redditors appear and start losing their minds.
>>225067598DRAINAGE, ELI YOU BOYYYYY
>>225067609let's dance, baby!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rk8u2FTaG0
>>225067603i know was just doing a joke x
>>225067522Why is he like that in all the flashback scenes then
>>225067334she's 20 there
>>225067574looks a bit like a chocolate cake
watching a movie in my mindit's a single seven-hour scene of leftypol dancing to my tune
>>225067628dunno haven't seen that show in like ten years
>>225067633what tune
>>225067644just a general tune
>>225067542how it feels to question you know who
>>225067626oh okay sorry xyeah he probably would think of shagging a mammoth x
>>225067557they didn't rediscover troy until the 19th century and that was a large city only from 2000BCnot going on about some kind of hyperborea but it's perfectly possible that there could be civilisations older than egypt or sumeria that have just been completely forgotten and buriedand like you say rivers move, so the evidence could be in locations we wouldn't expect
do trans people read books? because whenever anyone brings up trans media it's anime or videogames, never books.
>>225067614just got to try and enjoy whatever you candon't let other people tell you what you should or shouldn't be doing
Disney
>>225067684ok but what does any of that have to do with a flood that covered the entire world
>>225067686Lolita
>>225067614redditor’s programming causes them to become hostile when you say things that suggest the jewniverse isn’t allat
ahh ke gaa, luuu, ahh ke gaa, luuu
>>225067607de bomb blast
>>225067676x
>>225067667CORRRRRRR TATS
>>225067684Apparently there were really big settlements in Ukraine and Romania 5,000 years ago and the Black Sea might have been way smaller than it is today back then. But it looks like the idea is that it flooded 7,000 years ago.
>>225067700I thought redditors would be nihilists and agree
mad how cikings made it to america and nobody in europe cared.
this phenotype is still with us today i think
>>225067690dunno cant remember the start of the conversation
>>225067702umm
>>225067614Being good looking, healthy, rich, having a social life, traveling, etc is really just the bare minimum for life to be tolerable
>>225067718dunno really i’m just saying shit aren’t i
cant wait until zoomers drop this goth/alt-girl obsession
>>225067726don't worry about it x
>>225067725how do they know he's gay haha lol
cant wait until millennials drop this Zoomer obsession
why did tattoos become a thing
why are there different languages and alphabets but everyone uses the same numbers
>>225067742ok <3yay <3
>>225067757otzi the iceman had tattoos
>>225067761chinese have their own numerals but theyre not useful for math like numbers are and all the math we use was invented in europe
>posting tattoo'd whorespathetic
>>225067761actually don't know sorry
>>225067761algebra is really a second language we've adopted, there is no law in the universe that dictates it must be like this.
>>225067775i would love for there to be more ancient civilizations found but the likelihood of them being found in my lifetime are so slim that im not keeping my hopes up
>>225067761chinese and japanese have their own numerals that are still used a lot一二三四五六七八九十well so does english really"one thousand two hundred thirty four"
>>225067787want her to call me pathetic and sit on my face
>>225067761don’t worry bout it x
>>225067614life is a gift, those nice warm feelings you get along the way reinforce that. no matter how miniscule that wee seed of love is felt at some point even in the most depressed individuals
bought a fancy floor lamp that i can control with my phonecan turn on gamer mode lighting
That's the roped ordered, will have to hide it in my bag in my closet or something. I can't let mumsy or dad find something like that in my room!
>>225067820>that wee seed of love is felt at some point even in the most depressed individualsjust not true is itreckon you've never been suicidal
i am a mere goy
>>225067834can you sync it up to gay porn
>>225067684https://youtu.be/jkVtlvC3tPE
>>225067840behave >>225067841it's true, are you suicidal yank? you had fun with your cousin the week you decided to "end it". it's a seed of love
>>225067743those prehistoric nights out hunting on the plains were long cold dark and lonely
rosie jones
*emerges from the primordial ooze*
>>225067782I meant more recently, like why did tattoos go from something only prisoners, sailors, etc, had to normies all having them
Welcome back to dry land after four billion years in the primordial ooze!
>>225067870she's fit but it would be horrible to have sex with her I reckon
>>225067871*stamps on you and grinds you into the floor until you’re nothing more than a stain*
