NHS edition
>>225084068it's tough out there for tall girls
shit day in toilwent and got the beers in didn't i
Twatting my pots and pans
>HEARD YOU WANT YOUR TEMPLE BACK NAHHHH CANT HAVE DAT
big battybig breastslight skintone
>>225084115>>>/int/cum
>NEW: Tests have shown the materials found in the vans outside RAF Fairford are not "viable explosives"
benzos just make all my anxieties disappear I wish I could take this shit every day
i unironically love and admire the IRGC
>>225084063
In 2022, a crack protestor unit was sent to prisonBy a no jury court for a crime they didn't commit.These men were accidentally released from a maximum security stockadeto the London underground.Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers on benefits.If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...Maybe you can hire The BAME-Team.
>>225084136the whole story is weird either way whoever paid those mongos did not get their moneys worth
>>225084151Jannys little helper
>have to go out for the milk>the shop that sells the milk sells the cansYou can see the issue
>>225084145The symbol of the arm holding the AK-47 is quite striking and iconic i do say
>>225084136Ok so is Donal trump going to apologise for blatantly lying
Christmas crisps are out. These are peng.
>>225084136Lets get a smear story out on the farmer and let it all blow over x
The cheapest 5090 is now £5000 and most are out of stock
whole cock needs coming off
>>225084146nurse scrubs are so hot because you can just tear them a part like paper
>>225084205Well, it does say exceptional on the packetThey wouldn't lie to you now would they
>>225084205sounds very canadian :)
>>225084063>1.6million pakis>400k italiansYet more italians work in the NHS. Mad
>>225084164I’m half expecting the police to determine that those blokes were out dogging
>>225084239i buy exceptional branded parmesan and its okay
the greek flag aggressively defending israel in /brit/ definitely isn't mossad on a VPN
>>225084210Madness. Got a 4090 a few years ago for £1700, they're going on ebay used for £2500 now. Would sell it but no fucking way I'd use ebay to sell something for that much.
got a ruby granger ad on instagram
>>225084210can't do anything that my 3070 can't do
>>225084172I am a terrorist
>>225084235Dont think you could tear a nurse in half
>>225084210glad i built my pc in 2017 or so
>>225084280are rubyshe's doing the science
>>225084258they're not a very caring or compassionate people.
very few games my 3060ti can't play on at least very high settings at 1080p60surely these ultra high end cards are literally just there for ai and bitcoin mining (is that still a thing?)
Mad that the war on terror is a result of Israel existing, 9/11, 7/7, global jihad and all that, unsettling civil wars that flooded Europe with millions of refugees wouldn't have happened if we just left the Palestinians to themselvesIf Israel is a US military base it's the most calamitous geopolitical move to the since Austria agreed to the Hungarian compromise
>>225084326>he still plays at 1080pNGMI
>>225084210Just get one of the blackwells instead
it's confusing for so many reasons
>>225084280which one was she again? havent seen potter in a while>>225084332>most calamitous geopolitical move to the since Austria agreed to the Hungarian compromisei would nominate the germans sending lenin to russia but agreed.
>>225084146this is what /brit/ should be about
japan
>>225084360i see four british nationals
post rabbits
>>225084360it the cronem
>>225084386
nth for the baddiedem
>>225084360right so a group of foreigners weren't causing trouble it was actually a group of foreigners causing trouble. got that rorke?
Whay would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?
>>225084146ZAMN
>>225084429queer techno scene in london circa 2018-2026
>>225084420remnds me of winnie the pooh in his honey hole. better watch he doesnt get too fat to get back out
>>225084429pokemon
>>225084429seasidemark
>>225084429Doctor Who
>>225084235mentioned this to a nurse-bird-having friend and he said it gets ruined when you actually get with one and she's coming home at midnight every day with a face like a slapped arse
>>225084420mfer living his best life
I think mousey is just a scottish hentai addict who occasionally takes meth
>>225084429duno, probably something like medieval western european weapons armour 11th - 16th century
>>225084429The industrial output of the Ottoman Empire during WWI
>>225084506yeah that's mint i'll post that
>>225084381JAV wank
>>225084506It was a different time.
>>225084506he was 24 just a kid
nurses are serial cheaters
>>225084429The individual scents of /brit/posters' glandes penis, with emphasis on various Quaver and Skips-based odours
>>225084484i think hes in the thrall of evil spirits
>>225084526they want me to take my trousers off then laugh at my small penis
>>225084429/brit/ dollies
when’s a nursing handjob going to be recognised as a proper treatment then
so lads how is your youtube channel coming along?
>>225084506this is the true power you wieldremember who you are
>>225084360That’s been AI enhanced from the official press release.they could be gypsies
>>225084429Erm, given I'm Canslad, I suppose the bokkles
dolly mixture mentioned
>>225084526Don't trust themWoke up from an operation once and my pubes had been shaved
>>225084561i'd quite like to make a cooking youtube channel but i definitely dont have a niche or anythingand my kitchen is a bit small to cook and have a camera and lights set up
>>225084561bad, don't forget to like and subscribe
>>225084577please shut the fuck up you spastic
>>225084429japanese pornography
>>225084603so long as you're not racist towards t he Irish x
if you think about it, being a cuckold is actually really cool!
>>225084603gp
>>225084586LOL
>>>/gif/31226974
fuck man, why do i have a thing for brown women with long noses
>>225084611shut the fuck up you irish spastic
>>225084561i've got 5k subs but i stopped uploading ages ago :/
consider the wryneck
>>225084429gay porn
>>225084603>>225084611fucking get him sweden!!!
the results are in
>>225084657was gonna post this
>>225084429I would pick the Ultimate Marvel Universe since I own all the comic books in it.Could get tricky if they start asking questions about what the writers or artists worked out outside of it. Or if they are real dicks are start asking what issue was inked or coloured by a certain artist.
>>225084625leftypol, mate....
right am fucking steaming
Yidney sweeny
might put the darts on
>>225084682alri thomas the tank
>>225084682NO BLOODY GOOD
>>225084637x>>225084667ah x
>>225084649whys he got a punk hairdo
>>225084063300+ japanese nurses lads who wants one
>>225084699might have a tommy tank later on>>225084701im off tomorrow x
I'm a contractor
Once it's 8, it's too late for the cans so then I can get the milk x
>>225084704said this earlier but if you’re writing your own head-canon on an anonymous forum why would make yourself the worst fucking poster imaginable
https://youtu.be/WUNL7PjBr8Udunno how they came up with this riddim work of pure genius
highly likely i will go on a third date this weekend (most likely weekend) and kiss during said date. can't believe it's happening
thomas the wank engine
So might kill myself, might not
>>225084747incredible post. applies to so many fucking losers here
>>225084750congrats also font
>>225084750>not even a kiss and its the third dateOh dear
swedelad on the warpath
>>225084750how did you wrangle this
to my shock i found one of these earlier
>>225084750>nothing happened the first two dates>"it will happen this time bro!!"
Right so John McAfee is found hung in his prison cell2 hours later his apartment building in Miami collapses And the IDF sent their own rescue team in to the rubble…Sounds legit
>>225084750ktim but 4 years ago
>>225084789name woudl shag her rotten
>>225084750she's using you bro
>>225084785This post violates united states law
>>225084804who is name woudl
>>225084725paedo loser
>>225084805telling on yourself here, incel lad
>>225084791snif
booze is so grim would happily never have another drop in my life but alas this society of ours demands it
any non shagger man in
the woudl “nigga”
don't understand datingwhy do you need more than 1 date
Going to read knut hamsuns books
>>225084806hs
Got banned from Reddit (AGAIN).Reckon they're on to me.
>>225084853i thought the thumbnail was an exceptionally tiny willy in a mass of pubes
>>225084853bio females are disgusting
>>225084868should get banned from life too
> Palantir founder Peter Thiel: "If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."What is bros game plan I swear every interview he just says some insane shit it’s like he does it on purpose
>>225084834uhhh yeah.. x
>>225084853wow
>>225084853lose weight you slob!!
>>225084750Get in
what's the point of all this immigration if we still have to toil
might have a poo
>>225084834Alri
>>225084922please fuck off you cuck freak
>>225084965at 78, he's still got it
this post is thanks to my generous patreons, sign up just £3 a month for early access to more posts
>>225083503>So where did the STD, if you have one, appear?I don't know if I have one yetWaiting for results
>>225084965still doesnt beat the glass bridges
thumbs up arses everyone please put your thumbs up your arses
Might move to a white country
remember pyrocynical? what happened to him
>>225085007dont have any thumbs me
DIED IN A GAMENOW I AM FUCKING STEAMINGFUCK EVERYONEI HATE ALL OF YOU INCLUDING YOU AT THE BACK
>>225085025shut the fuck up
>>225085014went up in a blaze
>>225085011sorry, didn't exist, never did
>>225085017you csn borrow mine for this particular exercise
>>225085025helpermong ahhh post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5TnBvBChGI
>>225084922Literally describing yourself
FANNY!
>>225085007this is what heads down thumbs up meant when i was in school
>>225085037*presents my pooey hairy arsehole*
*sigh*off for another wank in the castycurvy mines
>>225084774i went to kiss but we said goodbye at a busy train station and it felt forced in like a romcom way. should've done it earlier in a more intimate setting>>225084784we were flirting a lot. i actually suprised myself by how physical (as in, touch) i was being. we even shared a drink with a straw, which sounds dumb, but she was okay with the "transfer of fluid" or whatever, so kissing must not have been far off
Doing some reading
>>225085093>3rd date>no kiss yetgetting the ick from this post
How do quadriplegics and people without arms wipe their arse?
>>225085062rorke defending this as an ancient tory boarding school tradition
>>225085138same way dogs do
>>225084750I always get kissed on the first date
think i'm addicted to winea wineoholic if you will
>>225085138they just let it crust
>>225084791yeah i'd fuck her
is nakedness encouraged in india? i always see it as a place where everyone is like the hermit in life of brian. jumping in the river naked, pooing naked, begging naked, praying naked, wrestling naked, eating naked
>>225085032You're a tranny x>>225085055alri lad in the back>>225085138my 24/7 carer wipes mine
far too much swearing in here i reckon
>>225085191is chatgpt broken?
>>225085191>is nakedness encouraged in india?no they are extremely rapey
>>225085122>>225085168Now I knowAnyway, it'll happen on the next date
>>225085138Thats what bames are for
>>225085210gp
plucking out my darkest arsehairs and flossing with them
think it would be cool to be a rasta man or something similarlive off the landno meatthere's probably more to it than that but i like what theyre cooking over there in jamaica
>>225085236downside is you'd be a black nigger bastard
might get a robot vacuum cleanerbecause icba hauling the hoover out the cupboard
david mitchell throat training
wlh
turns out I don't need the milk so no cans for me to night
>>225085236no gay porn allowed though
any gay homosexuals in?
>>225085236best thing is the female attention
>>225085248get a lil brown fella on an ebike to come over and do it
tame impala but its bame impala
>>225085260better not be all im saying
>>225085236santa mon come down me chimney with da green erb for kwanza
>>22508528520 inch blades
lame gimplala
>>225085246
quite interested in this 'primetime' film
>quite interested in this 'primetime' film
>>225085285listened to tame impala once and it just sounded like a shite beatles tribute band so i assumed it was 4 or 5 people . honestly it's a stupid name for an artist (singular)
>>225085320he literally prevented prosecutions
>>225085323bizarre conspiracy theory
>>225085320what’s a24
>>225085320>words words words
need my arse raped and gaped
We out here raping
production value gone uphttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1zFAcK9MP/?hl=en
>>225085353>>225085354you two should link up
>>225085057finally something interesting
if chris hansen entrapped me i'd just punch his lights out. that'd be the last you hear of him
raping my own arse
the rape of rorke's nan
>he literally prevented prosecutions
the great british gape off
>>225085385might rape a gran who has the family name king
thinking about shaving
just been grangled
counter strike is still the GOAT
>>words words words
chris hansen should investigate the oct 7 rapes that israel alleges
>>225085407
chicken nuggets chips and beanstea of champions
>>225085057ay she's saying these niggas were sucking on horse dildos and waterboarding themselves
>>225085415rorke's nan: THATS gonna leave a mark!
>>225085378In the new videos he does the pedophiles are immediately arrested when they enter the sting house and then he does the interview with them while they are handcuffed
>>225085378Me? I'd rape him
badboys are no good but goodboys are no fun!
if im getting caught by chris hansen i'd make sure to show CP to the camera and take my willy out and cum on him so they couldn't use the footage
The Kingsman/Toby Carvery, Aigburth Road, 1974 and 2026
great banter all this gape stuff
meals on wheels is it?
>>225085506if only those pedos were as smart as you!
Pope who smokes weed: I’m the Dope
>>225085510imagine a carvery but they do eat as much as you can chicken nuggets chips and beans pwhorrrrrr
>>225085510propah muck
just having a wank there and didnt enjoy a single second of it. makes you wonder why even bother
in the army when they have stuff like the highland regiments do the people in them actually have to be from the highlands?
>>225085506ok
>>225085557yeah
>>225085539lol hes so stoned
Guy who catches pedophiles in the act and then sent to prison is hated by /brit/One can only draw the conclusion that /brit/ has pedophiles posting in it
doing the poo poo dance
>>225085557no
Don’t give a single shit about Israel or Palestine but the ideal outcome is obviously no more Jews so I’m going to support Palestine
>>225085510went woke when they closed wacky warehouse
Sir Christopher Hansen
>>225085595Went the way of white dogshit
>>225085595>wacky warehousethink they just call it parliament these days!- Jackie, 58, Plymouth
woke dogshit
>>225085637sc
>>225085637roar
called rainbow shit now
for me, it's brewers fayre and their mascot, charlie chalk
>>225085638brown and not white
WE ARE CHARLIE CHALKWE CARRY THE FLAME
flinging chips at the telly when it shows something i dont like
>>225085651been to many a Charlie Chalk birthday parties when i was a kid. all of them for my cousin's birthday idk what his obsession with the guy was
>>225085651Charlie chalk scared me. Especially this lad
charlie chalk throat training
>>225085681why are they all saying "cuh" after every sentence what does that mean
anyone fancy singing us a song?
>>225085681wow this was good
>>225085721>sing us a song childhood family gathering trauma unlocked
>>225085719Its how blacks in america say "cuz" which is short for cousin
Apple crumble down the gullet
IM TAKING A RIDE WITH MY BEST FRIIIIIENNND
>>225085721frère jacques, frère jacquesdormez-vous? dormez-vous?sonnez les matines, sonnez les matinesding-deng-dong, ding-deng-dong
might buy shares in whitbread, holding company for many a fine british establishment such as premier inn, beefeater, and costa coffee
>>225085743how can dreads spongebob be both hood squirrel and squidward's cousin idgi
>>225084063>MotswanaFinally, you got the demonym right.I am tired of retarded Britons calling people from this place, Botswanan.
any greedy boys in
>>225085782mum's side of the family and dad's side of the family
>>225085789BOOM
right well that's a poster from botswana
>>225085789well you need to put out an advertising campaign or something cos nobody has heard of Motswana
>>225085832A Botswanan, if you will
can't stop farting
i must be getting old cos im considering listening to a podcast
more like bumwanka
>>225085770>>225085789>>225085845>>225085743blackpipo
>>225085852podcasts are just live streams that were pre recorded if you think about it
My previous post where I replied "BOOM" to the Botswana flag was in reference to the charlie kirk tweet where he was celebrating the legalization of homosexuality in Botswana after the first trump administration pressured them into doing so
i'm a genius of a certain kind
that explains the no election till 2029
been to botswana meif there's one thing i know about the boswana man he loves the kori bustardand who can blame him
>>225085905buck breaking never ended
>>225085889whoa....
>>225085945>>225085945>>225085945
>>225085952>>225085952>>225085952
>>225085958this one
>>225084280fucking sameuninstalled the app yesterday, it's such dogshit nowso much ainothing more depressing to think about than some doomscrolling ai-generated (i.e., infinite) content with no substance or purpose
