1920s edition
why do soilennials do this?
wir sind alle hier >>225089013>>225089013
So what's the latest theory on this non-crime terror incident then?
>>225089898she looks delightful
/brit/ is the main source of my life's problems
>>225089926dognappers hun
>>225089924is that andy burnham
What do i jerk off my worthless penis to?
sir andy loves pakis
how to feel good
This is the dayYour life will surely change
>>225089944Eva Peron
>>225089924that's me. I do this
>>225089972Nope.Any good english pornstars?
scroobius pip sex arse
>>22508998560 year old lady sonia bbc compilation
What’ll it be lad?
>>225090008All the worlds browns on a boat in my country in my arse
>>225090008my nan had those lizards on her house
>>225090008pack of space rangers crisps please jez
>>225090008one bovril jezza
>>225090020Don't want to go up your ass
>>225090008a bacon sausage cheese outcake with double bacon double sausage double cheese and double outcake with all extra toppings doubled and a tea. in fact make that 2 teas
want to have sex with a woman but i'm not allowed
>>225090054massive fat cunt
>>225090008genuinely what do they mean by oatcake because it cant be the cracker im thinking of
>>225090073you are allowed if they dont resist
it /brit/
>>225090107>>225090107>>225090107new
the days have turned away from me
>>225090102this is brit in a nutshell
>>225090112grow up you daft benchod twat. we're here to post seriously and you're making random threads about "bit"
@225090123consider your invitation rescinded
>>225090094spongy flat wraps
might have a wank for some dopamine
just sat down to pee
>>225090008poo barm
i wish i was white
>>225090153what are you x
Can't believe there was someone in the army reserves last thread.What absolute zogbot
>>225090153sunscreen is expensive these days
>>225090153it's pretty niceany time i get annoyed at some bm behaviour i witness i remind myself that i'm white and feel a lot better
>>225090008what is orange squash? is that the british version of orange crush?
>>225090163ktim seems like it'd be fun
>>225090153i wish you were white too
>>225090168an orange squashed by a black woman’s fat arse
i cant be banned for posting this as i am simply reposting the advert from the top of this thread
If you serve zog and zog interests don't @ me, we are enemies. Simple as.
>>225090153it's pretty good ngl
>>225090201being white means you can behave like a lazy ngr and still be perceived as superior
if you had to change into another race what would it be? options are: Black BrownYellowArab
i am sort of white :/is that good enough
>>225090153wish i were*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>225090195Rape this niggas bussy, janman
>>225090222arab. they have the most masculinity
>>225090238yeah but then you live in a desert shitholeshould have clarified - you'd just be an average citizen in one of their countries
when did /brit/ turn so... "colorful"?
>>225090222can i choose red indianbet it's alright living on the rez
>>225090222do you acquire the traits of each race or is it just you but look different
>>225090222would be a jacked asian fella that squats 999999 pounds with my short legs and steal every weeb's gf in a 50 mile radius
>>225090249aren't they the most miserable ethnicity on earth
why has no PM other than managed to be a "successful" Labour PM
>>225090249i have never heard anything positive about being on a rez
>>225090245it depends on the country then. i would hope as an arab that i could live in israel
>>225090222yellow because anime
>>225090279you are born in the west bank
i wish i was white. i hate being black, it brings me a lot of misery every single day. i would have really preferred my life if i were white but unfortunately i only live once and i was unlucky enough to live in a body i don't feel like and that brings me sadness every day. so how can i deal with the fact that i will not be white tomorrow and i'll still have to deal with this unhappiness tomorrow no matter what i do? if i was white i'd be 100x happier. i hate being black and zero part of me enjoys it. thanks
Rorke saying the NHS should be refunded then booking a GP appointment the following week
>>225090294As a white person, I can say that black people are beautiful. People are just assholes. Always will be. Please love yourself. You only do get one life, and you are beautiful . I just wish that more people will see their beauty. You are human. You are important. You are beautiful .
The "rorke" nigga saying things again?pshhh... doesn't bother me*hits the darb*
>>225090261that's the european future in the best case scenario unfortunately
>>225090310rorke be like:
>>225090294post hand in front of this thread on your computer screen or you're not black
>>225090294this reminds me of how trannies think when they wish they were women
>>225090320better than being circumcised
i consider myself very left-wing but polanski is just flat-out wrong about shoplifters. this dickensian meme that they're plucky street urchins and modern day robin hoods has no basis in reality, shoplifters are almost without exception total scum, i've seen multiple times where they physically threaten female workers just trying to do their job (saw one chav mong try to smash the sliding doors open with his forehead)
>>225090336im not circumcised and we will surely have an even rougher outcome
Had chicken soup for the first time as well as gnocchi. Gnocchi was with mince and a bit of cheese. It was okay, mince were nice. It's just poncey pasta. The soup was surprisingly good. 1 of your 5 a day. Not much chicken but it was delicious and I polished it off.Trying new foods because chicken rice, pizzas, pastas and chips have gotten boring.
black people are paranoid schizophrenics. they like to make up stories about white people wanting to touch their disgusting unwashed hair, and write articles in the guardian about how insecure they are when they go to the swimming pool and see beautiful white clean bodies everywhere they call chlorine racist because it fucks up their hair. The insecurity is genuinely insane
>>225090340they just hate megacorporations and want the reckless young person vote. they dont care about workers
>>225090364ok let's take it easy
>>225090340duhthe companies theyre stealing from just tally everything they take up as losses and increase their prices to compensate, offloading the loss on to other customers
lol, bulgarbro just found out about Steve Lukather
big burnham coming for the pensioners, well thats labour not winning the next election then
im making ai generated videos. this is the future of telly
its why blacked.com exists. they're so insecure and painfully aware of how ugly they are they have to recruit white women and pay them triple the going rate to ever be anywhere near black men. They're so insecure they have to write fiction and spread memes on the internet about it but it never detracts from the reality that they are naturally not desirable people
>>225090373Yeah mate, price of your cheese slices went up because a teen nicked a magazine in Clacton-by-sea
everything is too weird now
>>225090409You often spend time thinking about why white women fuck black men?
>>225090020Shalom!
sad!
>>225090391my mum sent me a message saying my uncle was making an cartoon for kids and then she sent me a bunch of screen shots and they were all ai generated
>>225090409black people are not the ones financing blacked.com :/
>>225090445what an original response, you're still black lmao
>>225090450tldr
>>225090364Same with a lot of ethics. Very fragile coming from absolute shit holes and seeing flawless societies. Thankfully the small hats make them feel welcome by demonising the native Europeans.
>>225090450that spoony finally killing himself then?
>>225090450Who the fuck are these people? Who the fuck even cares? This anti-social media climate only enhances isolation and feeds social cannibalism by reinforcing egoism like a distorted mirror.
ok right let's stop the racism now please
>>225090450Why post this dross online. What a fucking mong. Do people not know how to suffer in silence?
>>225090475So are they flawless societies or are they beyond saving? I am confused.
>>225090452i think you mean mumberg and uncleovich
>>225090485>admit you don't know what's going on in the image>go on to make midwit sweeping statement about itfascinating
>>225090470Keep coping Timmy, just snapped another perfect Katy x
>>225090504Ah I see you're lashing out because it's late and you are cranky.
none of you are realnone of you are funny
>>225090508At the end of the day, nobody finds you attractive and you will always be black. Deep down that hurts you
>>225090450ktim but without the fame, fortune, relationship or anything positive that he had in his life
>>225090528you are being baited
>>225090536Any opportunity to spread racist propaganda on the internet, even if its bait
rape together strong
hello /brit/ i am new to 4chan. please explain the meanings of this:>toil>berg>foyl>ktim>scr>inate>rorke
>>225090552>toilwork>bergsuffix you can add to anything>foyfuck off yank>ktimkek this is me>scrscreaming (laughing)>inatedunno >rorkewe are all rorke
There's probably a woman out there just fudding herself silly right nowImagine that
Might just start wearing a suit all the time. That'll be my "thing"
>>225090570yeah statistically has to be at least one
holy shit I just saw "the suit guy" make a post!
Beard oil Hoppy IPAs Chilli sauceBACON!
>>225090568ok
suitlad fucking loves his suits
>>225090413no mate but if tesco notices a 25% increase on 1st quarter losses of cheese compared to last year they will increase the price of cheese in their shopsthis is a completely mundane and not at all controversial fact and it's frankly bizarre that you took issue with it
Have you got your new chair now?oh wait thats three piece suitlad
Broccoli hairBuzzballsEpic NPC react girlsSNEED!
>>225090568you just blew our cover mate
>>225090591>>225090607both me
>>225090568enigma code cracked
>>225090489i know nothing about spoony except he is notorious for doomspiralling and depressionposting online, this isn't new for him
>>225090568None of this is right besides rorkeWhich is our codename
i am having a "quentin scobie"decode that
Timmy seething on 4chan while crodie lays near lethal vexbaton on his sister next door LOL
>>225090601The Tesco CFO here AMA is on reddit, this is 4chan.
>>225090633a wank to the fantasy of >>225090634
>>225090636a mealy-mouthed reply
i belive rorke is a refernce to Rorke's Drift
you know what would be incredibly - dare I say unfathomably - based?if the native americans of the usa rose up and scapled and killed all the white crackkker men living on their land
>>225090634
ruined /brit/ for me the fun was in the mystic hid behind the codewords now its all revealed and its gay and shite
timmy laying down brutal socioeconomic realities on the cronem yh tek dat tek dat
Just busted to some fat whore with big tits
rorke you stupid gay idiotyou can't use your clubcard as proof of identity!
dont know where prospective employers get the idea that I consented to them sending my contact details to third party pajeet companies, now i'm getting random voice messages from ranjesh in calcutta on whatsapp
rorke doesnt exist, stop looking into rorke, stop researching rorke, forget about rorke and pretend you never even heard of rorkeyoure poking your nose into places you wont like.
what is gay porn code for?
I HATE MYSELFAND WANT TO DIE
>>225090679are you native american?
>>225090666you'll do nothing
>>225090691just didi blocked them
remember when india tried to get everyone to call it bahrat for a weekwhatever happened there
>>225090336alri smallwillylad
>>225090702screaming
>>225090666Mad how shit the process of applying fornjobs is isn't it, it's something that like 90% of the population goes through eventually, you'd think it'd be more regulated.
cant sleep de lids it not right
dont speak to me you VPN let paedophile botnet freak
>>225090294wouldn't matter if you had a big willy and were good looking
why are you toilberging instead of pipping?
>>225090710TRY PUTTING THE PHONE AWAY
>>225090725People don't really, do they?
Mad how Bharat Bvlls are literally invading the West, fucking our women and taking over our companies
>>225090568now i finally get it and will be using these terms frequently myself in threads like these
>>225090739ktim
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong silent type.
love womens pulsating coocks
>>225090728was tossing and turning in the dark for nearly 2 hours m8
ktim scrberg
abolish AI, clearly nothing good is coming from this. ohh no where will i get my slop rupert lowe memes on x grow uppppp
>>225090714Bluds onto nothing
>>225090772why do people put bands around their spuds? i honestly dont get what this does
>>225090772this is what they want to take from you
Orange fool
>>225090772
Egbert
need to get hayley williams pregnant
Nothin good to wank off to anymore if you ask me
avin a cheeky squizbloddy proppa lads innitfull pintfull ingishlush
Ecgberht, also spelled Egbert, Ecgbert, Ecgbriht, Ecgbeorht, and Ecbert
>>225090813you tried porn?
>>225090776It whipped up a crispr-ish set of enzymes the other day... all the better to dissolve us with.
>>225090828tf is a squiz?
Egbert is a name that derives from old Germanic words meaning "bright edge", such as that of a blade.
>>225090813ill write you some erotica
>>225090772rorke posting on brit and driving to tesco
>>225090846lush i tell you
sex isnt real its an absurd concept yeah some woman would juat let me jam my knob up her most private partsok get real
wanking is for mongsi'm waiting for my wife as christ intended
>>225090848"come to bed darling" cooed the 'scort coquettishly"o-oh e-erm y-yeh" replied the incel, turning and erotic shade of red as the sweat poured profusely from his furrowed brow
could Egbert be the next Rorke?
>>225090848Thanks x>>225090837Any suggestions?
just learned that cup sizes for baking measurements are different in the uk and us. are cup size is bigger than yours. also an australian tbsp is 4 tsp or 20ml, but everywhere else a tbsp is 3 tsp or 15mli'm reeling
Leftypol and rorke are out, eggbert is in
just farted everywhere
honestly sex seems evolutionarily fucking monged, a bit meat stick dangling at the exact worst spot and a wet damp hole that gets infected all the time, gee whizbut it evolved first so were stuck with it i guess
crazy stuff
>>225090915What cup size are you?
>>225090697The shooting
>>225090929as opposed to what?
nth for the gyaldem
>>225090949spraying a cloud of jizz for a random woman to walk into
why wasn't I born a cisgender biological female?the fact im not makes me want to kill myselfi will never be happy not only that, but im plain hideous, disfigured, and ugly by the standards of any human beingnot to mention i live in poverty and have constant health issues and im being targeted by the government (unironically, im not even a schizo)i never stood a chance
Right. All of you lot. Grow up
>>225090933not a very exciting one
>>225090963Kiss my ahh unc
watching Threads for some reason
>>225090961diamonds are formed under intense pressure
27 year old zoomer calling 34 year old millennial uncle again
rorke reproducing asexually like an amoeba
>27 year old zoomer calling 34 year old millennial uncle again
Uncs crashing out again
>>225090974i'm afraid i'm low grade coal
Is this real or ai
>>225090961lol
>>225090961You are mentally ill, not much else to it. You will never be a woman and your brain is tormenting you because it is not functioning correctly so its tricking your body. But deep down, behind closed doors and in your heart you always knew it was impossible to change it
Unc mad asl
>>225090772DEUUUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜÜÜÜÜBEEEER AAAAALLES
call the cops am off me chops
>>225091010and I assume you must be very normal and successful to be posting on /brit/ at 1.30 am?
another 12 hours spent spamming /brit/ lifetime achievement award
>>225090997we're all chunks of coal
>>225091021WAHEY
what the yanks did to the native american indians was pure evil
>>225091026Where do I mail your reward?
>im being targeted by the government (unironically, im not even a schizo)number one thing said by schizos btw
>>225091042Most of them were extinct before Europeans even arrived. They all killed each other in like the 15th century and explorers would find entire moundhill cities totally empty.
>>225090772Bro is freaky
>>225091057vile lies
>>225090961Take a deep breath
>>225091042the indians were a bit cunty themselves
>>225091075its true, look it up
>>225091049gay little monkey
>>225090969Show us your breasts darling x
>>225091049me as the dog
>>225091042there was brutality on all sides and the stronger side won
>try to settle somewhere on the coast>get constantly raided by indians>women and children regularly kidnapped>send the police into the woods to negotiate their safe return>chief running bull says "no" and starts to attack the police>police have guns, they have arrowsNot really a genocide is it
on Threads there are people panic-buying and a tin of baked beans cost 40pthat is insane!!!!!! 40p!!!!!!!!! profiteering to the max
>>225091095rorkes rizz
>>225091042>Yanks should feel ashamed >Germans should feel bad about what they did to Poland Read a book nigga the British Empire killed more than the USA and Nazi Germany combined PLUS started world war two
>>225091107The British Empire was just a trading union with willing participants stop watching your gay little tarantino films and grow up
>>225091057Native American mound-building cultures did not go extinct or kill each other off before Europeans arrived; rather, major urban centers like Cahokia were abandoned earlier due to environmental and social shifts, and their people dispersed into active communities encountered by later explorers.What Actually Happened to Mound Cities• Gradual Departure: Major centers like Cahokia (near modern St. Louis) peaked around 1100 CE and were largely deserted by 1350–1400 CE.• No Mutual Destruction: Archaeologists find no evidence of total warfare or a massive slaughter.• Environmental Pressures: Changes in climate, resource depletion, and political reorganization caused residents to move away slowly over generations.Contact with Europeans• Active Societies: When early Spanish explorers like Hernando de Soto traveled through the American Southeast in the 1540s, they encountered living chiefdoms and active towns with earthen mounds.• The Impact of Disease: Old World diseases like smallpox and influenza—brought by Europeans—ravaged Indigenous populations shortly after initial contact, drastically depopulating the region and altering traditional ways of life.
>>225091122Sorry I have a policy of not responding to reposting AI slop try to be more original and imaginative next time instead of just using chatgpt to crawl the web of the top reddit sources
>Read a bookyeah which one there are loads
>>225091086you believe most the native americans just mysteriously decided to kill themselves in a continent spanning war just before mainstream history states that the yanks killed em all?any source for this?
>>225091119You killed hundreds of millions of people to set that up.
hmm yes why have i disengaged with realitywent out with a female housemate once and didnt get anything then heard her getting shagged a few nights later by some other bloke never really recovered thatand thats not even my most embarassing story
>>225090915weights meight
buu saga is so mid no wonder they stopped producing the canon show after this
>>225091107>PLUS started world war twooh, you're a literal nazi. you're a fucking retard who should be exterminated.
>>225091144oh aye grow up
we dindu nuffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=874ev_CEveg
>>225091134Get raked maple fag
>>225091042christianity is mental illness
>>225091144what is your most embarrassing story
>>225091170banned from greggs
>>225091142They were on the continent for thousands of years big guy obviously things happened long before europeans arrived. There was social tension, warfare, starvation from agricultural collapse and failures in their societies. Most of the interior of America consisted of empty mound cities abandoned 100 years prior to us arriving.
>>225091154Britain 1939>We declare war on Germany Me>Britain started World War Two How am I wrong then moron?
>>225091165cant find that one who wrote it
shaggers literally are ceasing to exist (and that's a good thing)
how do you say "this nigga eating beans" in british?
>>225091143Unfortunately we did not kill hundreds of millions of people, India was a willing participant of the Empire and at no point were they forced to do anything under duress and force of mass slaughter, its a fantasy mate.
>>225091187Me. It's going to be about our friendship together.
>durrr they declared war so that means they started it uhhhoh my days man americans are so fucking stupid
>>225091190blud be eating beans raaaaaaah
>>225091190we'd never say such a thing because beans aren't a thing to be mocked
>>225091190Unfunny third worlder
>>225091190this wog's eating baked beans
>>225091185you're a retarded nazi and a yank posting /pol/ slop on /brit/you're forgetting the nazis were fucking evil and retarded and invaded poland and the czech republic and were rounding masses of people up to kill them.
>>225091042You think thats evil? Joe biden tried to put trump in jail for no reason
>>225091089he's protecting his virtue
beans on toast
>>225091197im not your friend
>>225091190bloke eating heinz and elton john's cummy arse
>>225091196No it's not and you continued with your ethnic genocides around the world into the 1950s a decade after you destroyed Europe for nothing. You did all that so you could give up and become a cuck pot nation by the way. Anglos are a complete mystery why they are like this.
>>225091189Our tfr was kept artificially high because of child pregnancies, last decade we dealt with dat
the beans on toast thing really upset a lot of brown people in the world, they havent stopped talking about it for about a decade now
>>225091095no thanks
>>225091190This nigga scranning beans
>>225091198Yes. Britain declared war on Germany and conducted the first strike, first bombing raid, war atrocity at Dresden. Britain should bear full responsibility for that war.
>>225091166Muppet
>brit anon says what the yanks did to the injuns was bad>yank replies by saying "yeah but did you consider the nazis were the good guys?"what is their problem?
>>225091234you have to be trolling please be trolling
>>225091223Brown coded woman post. Boo hoo nigga might makes right, nobody genocided in the empire. There were times where some generals went a bit mental and were subsequently court martialled, but your brown myth-telling is tiring and I tire of this conversation so off you go pablo
>>225091234the nazis conducted the first bombing raids in poland
>>225091207excuse me?
>>225091211Bullshit. MI6 didn't believe in those stories and they were the pre-eminent foreign intelligence service of those days. Russia was committing genocide in Poland in 1939 and Brits did nothing. Sat on their hands and blamed Germany for it.
>>225091146uk recipes are usually done by weight, which is a bit annoying sometimes if you're impatient like me
all the brownoids will do the whole britain food bad meme and larp like a culinary master but give the same recipes everybody in the world uses just under a different name (chopped up chicken cubes, rice, beans and mild spice sauce)
The less time I spend posting here the more I realise how you're all mentally ill.
watched gundam f91 earlier today, fuming that could have been an absolute masterpiece of a series if the creators werent fucking idiots
>>225091242tldr slop post discarded >>225091243Lmao which part of the UK is Poland in you daft mong boy you?
>>225091234Do it again Bomber Harris
>>225091189tfr? total fuck rate?
>>225091285yeah we should have just let germany do whatever it wanted
>>225091290He's dead. Like Britain's future.
nigel set the kettle
>>225091238rattled if there is no christianity there is no new world genocide
>>225091271If it's meat n veg, close enough is close enough. If you're baking or doing anything out of the book of Fernando Acosta, you're better off sticking to the weights.
>>225091279rorke
Dresden was justified because, and I know this will come as a shock to you, munitions factory workers lived there. If you kill the workers you kill the war economy, which funny enough was the same logic Germany applied to bombing Coventry and Canterbury and they thought only they were allowed to bomb us
>>225091297so you agree that sending your men all the way to fight wars in the middle east is a good thing
>>225091279how are they idiotsnever watched jw
>new world genocide!!!!only historical fools thinks this is real
>>225091143utter fantasy
>>225091297You let Russia kill 22,000 Polish people at Katyn in 1939 while you bombed Germans to death instead and ignored what Russia was doing. Anglos are not the heroes of history they are the villains.
>>225091265so youre just straight up and entirely denying the holocaust and that the nazis did anything wrong at allwhy do you feel the need to share your pure evil, 70IQ, brainwashed retardation on /brit/?you're a satanic, demonic, psychopathic retard.
>>225091318dresden was the dedicated place for women and children to stay away from the war
NEW>>225091334>>225091334
find any document or note or message from Whitehall or Westminster or the British government that proves any administration had implemented industrial scale institutional genocide of any people, go on
>>225091315Amazing setting, amazing suits, amazing animation FUMING>>225091324creators apparently had massive creative differences which ended up making a 50 episodes series become a 1hour odd movie its become nonsensical garbage due to the pacing
>>225091328wow a whole 22k. we let russia have poland after the war and all their little death camps and occupied governments and so did you. there was more at stake than a few thousand men. entire countries were being traded
malaponte genuinely believes the nazis was good boys who dindu nuffin and looks the way he does
>>225091314yeah, i was thinking of baking. so much easier to just scoop up cups and tsps
