Prev >>225093086Bottle edition
>>225095561why no one praises New Brunswick ingenuity?
>>225095561Is this real?
Thinking of making some tea.
>>225095561I'd imagine those bottles wouldnt have good traction or shock absorption and it be like riding on deflated tires
>>225095576discrimination against people with six finger hands
cum lol
>>225095593Reminds me of the time I saw some idiot bicycling around in the middle of winter, and the bike slipped out from under him on an ice patch right in front of me when I was stopped on the sidewalk chatting with a friend
>>225095559see thats tempting but I expect the goody two shoes old farts riding on it would call the transit policewhich GOD FORBID they ever do when a homeless bum is doing it, oh noooo theres a white boy getting his groove on to some malt liqour throw him out
>>225095617I saw a video from Europe where the ticket inspector was going around checking all the wypipos tickets, but completely ignoring the non-European migrants, since they knew they wouldn’t have them, and they wouldn’t be able to enforce the law
>>225095561my mom woulf know this is Ai.
The fact that black people started calling white men "white boy" and whites just went along with it because they are oblivious that discrimination can happen to them is kind of funny and sort of proves that black people were always making a big deal over literally nothing
watched porn for 4 hours award
>>225095637god forbid a white boy get a little motion
>>225095637white people using the term white boy is racist because it belittles our attempt at discriminating against them
>>225095634If I learn Arabic what "dialect" should I learn?
WE WUZZ LEPRECHAUNS AND SHIIII MANNETHE WHITE (Irish) MAN JUST TRYNA KEEP US DOWN BY STEALING OUR GOLD AN SHEEEEIT
>our attempt
>>225095669idk i like lebanese
The threefold clasp we cannot grasp, the circle's span no mind can scan: for here's a mystery fathomless. Check and mate, time, form, estate! The wondrous ring holds everything, its central point stands motionless.
evens i goonodds i go to bed because i'm an eepy guy i'm just a snoozie lil goober hehehehe i'll be going 'mimimimimimimimi' in my beddybye
dumb yoshiposter
Buck Alert
Teatime! That Children of Bodom show sounded like shit btw so I just threw on Hate Crew Deathroll instead \m/ Fuk you bitch now you've got me bingeing COB!
>>225095533Bodom and Gomorrah>>225095528>>225095555>Will still try to get him to bum me nonetheless I reckon.Sounds fun
I love green tea. Usually I put a squirt of lemon juice in it but green tea is pretty great just black by itself IMO. This time however on top of the lemon juice I also added half a teaspoon of honey just to see if it's any good. My upper throat has been bothering me so I thought some honey in my green tea might be acceptable lol. Just got it sitting in front my fan rn waiting for it to cool down. It's best if it's hot if it's for your throat goat doe so I'll take a sippy now :3
>>225095766i made some crazy green tea cold brew. tasted like dirt
>>225095777Have you ever made marijuana tea?
>>225095750Yeah let's hope it actually goes down since both of us have trouble hosting. If it does, I'll be sure to bless you guys with a greentextWbu, how's life. You doing locktober this year?
>>225095809DUUUUUUUUUUUUDEBRO THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEAFUUUUCK I NEED A SMOKE BREAK DUDEHOLY SHIT
>marijuana tea
I own many books on the topic of marijuana & drug culture. Horticulture books, Hollywood, true crime, how to grow books, books on how to make concentrates, poetry. It's beautiful.
>but how can I add marijuana to this?
Alyssa.
>>225095886There used to be this video on Xvideos that was of two lesbians, one was using the other's vagina as a bong
I don’t understand why anyone enjoys the feeling of dude weed
>>225095914personally its the only way my endorphin receptors work anymore
Consdering a second cuppa of green tea already.
Janny I know youre here right now and I want you to know that I made more money and had more sex than you tonight
>>225095939selling your butthole at the truckstop doesnt count
>>225095955Thats how you were conceived
>>225095969theres no truck stop within 50 miles of where I was born
>>225095969done him
PSA it takes roughly 9 months after conception for the baby to be born
>>225095999gives me plenty of time to block your sister's number
>>225096029Did him
I'm in my beddy bye arcIm sleepmaxing
>>>/lit/25560231
Are you G4G?
I enjoy watching women kiss eachother
>>225096201That's gay.
>>225095823>Wbu, how's lifePretty good. Got a new job, I'm back at Uni, and I've got some girls lined up. One of them is my professor who I think may be attracted to me, the other is a very cute Taiwanese girl. There's others I'm looking into as well but those two are the ones I'm most excited for.
>>225096206no, its hot
>>225096220It's literally same-sex sex.
>>225096232yah but its hot. Two guys kissing is gay and its disgusting, but when women do it my penis gets aroused
>>225096209Sick man, what's the job? And prof of what, it better be a cool subject.
gays be like "gay sex gets my penis aroused" lmaoo
>>225096261>what's the jobCall center work at my uni>And prof of whatPolitics/Global Studies. She's a leader of the Latino/a study group on the uni. She's cute with a fun personality/accent and some flowy, mid-length hair that has a very 90s anime vibe.
>>225096357how can I be gay if I'm attracted to women?
>>225096378Doesn't mean it's not gay sex.
Thinking of visiting Massachussetts this winter.
I'm a fat little man.
What would happen if you moved all the Indians to the Mexican neighborhoods?
>>225096575>What would happen if you moved all the Indians to the Mexican neighborhoods?Texas.
>>225096575If you put all the Indians on Earth into one grotto in Mexico you would have greated a dense enough mass to generate a black hole.
>>225096377Oh you told me about that job months ago>politicsEhh that's somewhat interesting. I've moved on from that to philosophy and psychology but it's not the worst I guess.
>>225096605I wish I could observe day to day interractions between Indians and Mexicans attempting to communicate with eachother in broken English. I would treat it as wild life photography. I would arrange scenarios for them to interract with and study their reactions. Like planting a deer cadaver in Yellowstone
Still feel intoxicated
>>225096679>Ehh that's somewhat interestingIt's my field so I find it very interesting, especially given she's from a very left wing LatAm country and said that she studied the USSR there in high school (I think it was Bolivia).>>225096751>I wish I could observe day to day interractions between Indians and MexicansThe bants are insane. There's videos of fat Mexicans grilling comical quantities of beef in front of massive throngs of infuriated, lanky, impotent Jeets that always make me laugh.
Cum for me
>>225097217You want to become a politician?I thought you were a rightoid, wth happened
>>225097317>I thought you were a rightoid, wth happenedI'm a chud but I'm very sexually adventurous and generally open minded to other people and their points of view, especially if they're interesting or novel. She seems like a good time and a fascinating character.
Frankly, I just think people are neat
I hope you never have sex
>>225097337>generally open mindedThat's good, we're missing a lot of that in society.Try your shot with her mate, I hope it works out
>>225097468Too late bitch I already had sex like five times eight years ago this is a no wizards webzone sexhaver general cope seethe dilate 41% 1488 TND
Cornell rape case is a mass distraction event to stop people from caring about the Lindsay Clancy trial
I am working on a project similar to what Paul Clayton or Pete Seeger and Lee Hays, but instead of folk songs I want to compile schoolyard songs.I feel like so many of these stupid rhymes are being lost to time. Hundreds of years of information passed on verbally by children is at risk of complete extinction and I need your helpWhat are some that you remember?I have 4 or so bouncing around in the skull cage but forgot so many more
>>225095561The African kids with bottles era was so surreal. Back when AI was just off and weird enough to be kind of fun instead of 100% evil
why cant spergs accept theres a limited amount of time you can expect people to care about something that doesnt immediately affect them. epsteins a distraction. trump is a distraction. uaps are a distraction. charlie kirk is a distraction. russia is a distraction. lindsays a distraction. the next habbening will be a distraction. everything is a distraction or a psyop nigga who cares
explain this americanonsCan you explain this amercanons?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
>>225095561I wish I could drive to work and then bike home. I just don't want to bike there and get sweaty.
>>225099080You have Scientology in Italy, which is recognized as a valid religion by your government, and also Damanhur and tons of o9a and human potential movements
>>225099013We were biologically evolved and built to get news from a random guy on horseback once a week, not in our pocket every second
>>225095561I am once again asking why this is allowed >>225099270>>225099187Impersonating 4chan staff or announcing a report. Why is this never banned
>>225095561Nobody has benefitted more from AI than the blackoids They can now invent things if you make AI draw it, and then you can say that he did it and nobody cared
>>225099295its 7am on a tuesday nikka we dont have a pet janny in here that can fix your problem
>>225099339This poster has been announcing his reports for years. I'll post it next time it happens and you can start adding it up as it goes on and on Bye anyway and enjoy your day too. Kinda funny the janny isn't awake at 7
>>225099367is there a cum anon who shits up your general? can we exchange prisoners? what will it take for you to take phwoarfag back overseas
I noticed the gas station has Pokémon boosters, but each pack only has 3 cards in them. Is that normal? When I was a kid I think Pokémon and M:tG boosters had 10 or 15 cards in them didn't they?
Man will you binches wake UP
hopped up on coffee
found the incel
millenials cherry pick and cope about zoomers aging better better
>>225100648
>>225095561this nigga needs pedals
>>225101113as a young kid i went to a friend's house and held his 'amster, but i guess i was nervous and held it too tight and killed it
>>225101194
>>225095561congratulations lil nugget
Common sense walkable BBCs
Time to buy some new shoes.
>>22510136210 minute BBCs?
Common sense will never win out against corporate interests If some fuck is making money off some protocol that inconveniences the entire populace, that protocol will remain in place so long as that fuck is making money
>>225101581interdesting
ChatGPT, generate a photorealistic image of a solid white cat with blue eyes wearing a poorly made Blue Eyes White Dragon cosplay.
>>225101702
haven't watched the vmas since the year the guy from rage against the machine climbed up on the thing and wouldn't come down
Haven't watched the vmasSounds retarded
>>225101742kyoot
Steffi Graf is the most beautiful woman in human historyWhen I learn to travel back in time I will win her heart
I catch the fishy
>>225102471Nothing better than fresh fish straight out the river
Canada can into space
>>225102471Nice. You off the Great lakes?
>>225102514I was trying for salmon, but trout is nice>>225102519yep, just up stream a bit
I lika de pidzer pls gib me de big pepperoni ughhhhhhhh
>>225102471
>>225102559How are you fishing? Just drifting egg sacks?I went up near pulaski last year but it sucked because ny fishing regs (and it pissed rain so over 3000 cfm)
>>225102560
>>225102471Say your itadakimasu and thank him for his sacrifice
>>225095633We have videos like this from Toronto, black crackhead freaking out in the background but they are hassling the person recording the video for the fare. We LOVE our anarcho-tyranny don't we folks?
>>225102587Mepps spinners, always pink or orange
https://youtu.be/9Bqfj4Ttue8
I remember I went to Alaska one summer working on a fishing trawler. They was catching sockeye off the coast of Saginaw Bay and we would process it. There was a bunch of Japanesguys there too that dealt strictly with the caviar. I was on the roe line one time and they'd chop the fish head off and we would pull long red sacks of salmon roe out the pregnant fish. Shit was worth more than gold,
>>225102672Asians love paying a fortune to eat weird stuff from animals or the sea.
MACKLINMOTHERFUCKINGCELEBERINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Garcon, we're ready for the bill
Is it true that the number of virgins in the US has increased sharply because young people aren't dating anymore?
>>225103005I don't know. Do you?
>>225103005Your mom's about to fix that soon
in the middle of the country and there is a god damn gull outside squawking
there’s no good reason to do anything besides deteriorate alone in a dark room when you’re a fucked up social retard truecel
>>225095669quranic classical
white women be like
>>225103123do you enjoy it?
Pussy is gay when you're a faggot
>>225103123Ummm like whoa dude deep
> Cabinet’s bill to regulate legal internet content will attempt to determine “what constitutes legitimate and illegitimate discussion,” says Heritage Minister Marc Miller. The bill was introduced June 10 but has yet to be called up for Second Reading debate in the Commons: "What about Reddit?"i dont think the government is going to consider our discussions as legitimate
the homely girl next door
I gave the fish to my buddy, I will get half of it back smoked, and I didn't even have to filet it, he's happy to do it>>225102672mine today was a female, but the eggs will be a little tighter, steelhead don't normally spawn until spring
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>225103272it’s preferable to the humiliation of existing in public as a fucked up social retard truecel
>>225103298>Natural shit is weird when you're unnatural
>>225103394Fun Fact: In Southern China and Vietnam they call edible frogs "field chickens" due to the allegedly similar taste & texture
>>225103608when i think of the chinese or whatever the clip of the lady eating the fried bat or someone eating live baby mice with dipping sauce comes to mind
>>225103645Not the one-armed chinese guy grabbing a live frog from a wet market and taking a big bite out of it?
>>225103656as far as frogs the only one i can think of is the one being sliced up alive before being served
>>225095561haters will say this is AI
Have you ever "partied on a bitch"?
Just Give Me Something To Break
what's funny about the us is that besides american incels and chuds calling for the 19th amendment to be repealed online, i've also seen actual women online say things like 'omg they're going to repeal the 19th aren't they?'. it's insane because you wouldn't even be allowed to form a thought that challenges women's suffrage in europe, if you said anything like that to a european woman i don't even think she'd be mad, i think she wouldn't even be able to understand what you're talking about.if the 19th does get repealed one day, can i immigrate to the us?
>>225103645What famine does to a mf
>>225103799need a saison bier
>>225103799>it's insane because you wouldn't even be allowed to form a thought that challenges women's suffrage in europe, if you said anything like that to a european woman i don't even think she'd be mad, i think she wouldn't even be able to understand what you're talking about.Same in Canada, we have zero abortion laws because you cannot even THINK about limiting a woman here in any way.
>>225103799it'll never happen, just incel delusions
>>225103828bière*
They can't even make it so bitches to sign up for mandatory Selective Service, nobody's repealing anything
It's called "Super Intelligence" now
enjoy that the local library, otherwise a decent library, also functions as a hangout for vagrants. got assaulted there by one of them and nothing came of it
Sie deaktivierten zuerst unsere WCs
>>225103867>>225103884still, it blew my mind when i saw actual american women on social media during the lindsay clancy trial basically saying things like 'aw chucks they're going to remove my right to vote :( oh well not much i can do about it ig :/ plus we kinda deserve it :p'
Soni was interested in what these AI pezzonovante were so scared of, calling for stricter rules for AI. Apparently they're scared it will form a single intelligence that will take over the entire internet and, like, do stuff.
>>225103979Distefano I am still in love with you
While it is still hard..
>>225104007Kill yourself faggot
>>225103949Where did you see that?
>>225104035My opinion of DiStefano just improved
a beaver in german is a biber
>According to police, 40-year-old Jonathan McKinsey of Dublin was fatally shot in the parking lot of Dublin Sports Grounds, about a block away from the police department.
liked 1 pic of a duck on xwitter now my feed is ducked up
>>225104143My feed keeps showing me Materiales Fecalese runway or whatever it's called. Shit's ugly
Apparently, there's another migrant caravan heading to the US from the Honduras.
>>225104196keep us updated on the news
>>225104196What is Drumpf gonna do about it
>>225104123That's a troon who threatened to murder the chink parents and wife btw, I'd say xhe got exactly what xhe deserved
>>225103949they love saying dumb shit like that to collect validation and attention from simps
>>225104186>fecaleseLMAO how is this real? Indian tier name
I need something to calm my nerves
>>225104272Blowjob?
>>225104245i havent seen anything about him being a troon, but he was abusive toward the wife and his daughter
>>225104245He was their son in law>>225104237DHS told them "the days of catch and release are over" and that the border is SEALED.
>>225104298>i havent seen anything about him being a troonIt's true, look it up. Even some left-leaning outlets reported on it in the context of a potential motivation for the murder (they did not mention the troon threatening to kill the wife and in-laws)
>>225104294sure, why the hell not
>>225104058idk online>>225104258they weren't really saying they deserve it but they seemed to think that for them voting is a privilege that can be taken away and not a right and they didn't seem overly upset about it
>>225104333>He was their son in lawAnd a troon threatening to do a lil family annihilation (sicko mode)
I just pretend I'm a guy who easily gets high quality pussy. I almost look the part. Perhaps one day this vision will become manifest in reality.
>>225104380Leduc…
>>225097337>>225097317Zoomfaggy got groomed on 'cord by a seasoned egg hatcher
>>225104509Tripfaggots are very susceptible to such things
>>225104380Fake it till you make it
>>225104579idgi
hello
>>225104579needs moar jpeg
>>225103867You think the American empire will last forever?
>>225104647Everyone appears to think in civilizational terms nowadays but at the same time they seem to think all the changes are going to happen in their lifetime.
woke up at 11:20 am award
>>225104647It'll still be around when your bones are dust so what does it matter
>>225104343barely any outlets reporting on it but yeah it was a rare female to male tranny. they were having a custody dispute over the kids and getting ready to divorce but i have no idea who the father actually was. im guessing they had IVF babies with an anonymous donor.
>>225104689I can't tell if you're ceding the point or just deflecting.
I take 600mg worth of caffeine pills throughout my shift and I'm still slower than all of my coworkers. I'd like to think it's because I skip breakfast and lunch, not a willpower thing, but fuck ideally you'd be able to push through that anyway. Gonna suck if/when I get a real job.
>>225104702Unlikely. The hoardes of thirdie migrants can neither contribute to the political system, economic system nor maintain the advanced infrastructure of the USA.
>>225104746
>>225104770I was lethargic in a similar way before I started to transition. A lot of it is mental.
>>225104794transition?
>>225104865Yeah, HRT and social transition
>>225104730I also considered the possibility the wife was the inverse type of troon lol, either way it was an NYT gaming journalist so nothing of value was lost.
>>225104784Thirdies aren't going to be running things moron. Hispanics have been flooding the country illegally for almost 50 years now and are still seen as a de facto slave caste and are known for doing the most menial of jobs. The people who have always ran things will continue to run things. Also, ever heard the term "too big to fail"? Rome had some complete morons as emperors but the machinery of the empire kept on for well over a thousand years because it was so ingrained and institutional. America isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
Zoomberg trooned? Is it really true?
Drank too much again
America is the new Roman Empire, but instead of Germanic hordes you have Hispanic ones. But you're still in that stage where the foreigners want to Romanize themselves.
>>225105025I think he might be bipolar or some shit like that
>>225104935>Also, ever heard the term "too big to fail"?This phrase is used to justify government bailouts of businesses where it would be catastrophic if they failed, it's not saying big things don't fail....
>>225105058Damn i hope he's alright.
tommy wright on da creepwit da fuckin sawed off
>>225105025This deserves a [BREAKING NEWS] tag honestly
https://youtu.be/_jGKB5b50Mksomeone gets excited in a chapel yard, catches a bouquetanother lays a dozen white roses on a gravesomeone finds salvation in everyone, another only painsomeone tries to hide himself; down inside himself, he prays
penis penis penis penis
>>225105063Are you autistic? Seriously, do you have asburgers or something?
Remember when boomers thought saying “jpeg” was really funny
>>225105293hank hill saying jay peg is amusing
>>225104380I realized I like aura farming and looking fresh in public and getting complimented on my outfits/looks and saying nice things to people a lot more than i like actually trying to get someone on my bed. But the former leads to the latter, so just know YGMI
I am Indian
Imagine missing a flight only to find out that flight crashed and everyone on it died. You wouldn't be able to describe your releif
>>225105272You are using a phrase you heard on the news or more likely /pol/ or something without knowing what it meant, I just thought you should know so you don't continue to sound retarded to everyone. You could just say thank you, jeez
remember when zoomers thought swatting each other was really funny
>>225104928>gaming journalistgaming engineer, i guess the guy who maintained wordle and crossword section of the site.
>>225105355Just because a phrase is generally used for one thing doesn't mean it can't be used for other things.
>>225105385>>225104373
we're too big and failing
>>225105385You said "ever heard the term "too big to fail"?"Like ever heard this term everyone uses, but it's used in a different context by everyoneNobody means it as "big things don't fail" because that's retarded, big things do fail, the phrase exists because the government has to step in to prevent big things from failing
>>225104196Eagerly awaiting the midterm results
failing bigly
Can you email that jpeg over to me on the www
Think I'd like to be alone, me
>>225105488what in the heck
shout outs to single mothers holding down the fort
A bear has been spotted prowling
true strength is a mama bear raising cubs by herself
I’ve never ordered from a food truck
>>225105545They can be pretty yummerooski
Am I tripping or did that guy just grape you
not a fan of life. are you a fan of life?
NOT THE FATHER BUT THE FATHER WHO STEPPED UPOOOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only like the hot unwed mothers
>>225105604I find it incredibly difficult to be honest
>With the escaping air and pressure, gross dismemberment ensued; it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine. These were projected some distance from the bell, with one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.Jesus Christ tails
>>225105638Byford dolphin or something else?
i could've been born as a chad with a huge wiener. instead i am a chud with a small wiener. life is funny like that sometimes.
>>225105686Yeh the dolphin. Next on playlist paria 2023
I’ve read all these posts before
causing the ho's to feel uneasy
>>225105727>i could've been born as a chad with a huge wienerYou couldn't have though
>>225105604Not since I was like 10
im a white castle neo-nazi nigga
>>225095561So brave <3
>>225095561
>>225105810But Can you disprove him?British Shocked, Indian Rocks!
>there are foreigners lurking /cum/ right now Explain yourselves
>>225105830the math checks out to me
Would you?
>>225105445Ok, that's fair. I was too harsh on you, you're right
>>225105830Here Taosif demonstrates a ubiquitous reaction to the jeet presence. Jeets frequently make statements or engage in activity that leaves the observer so utterly baffled he can offer nothing more than "wut?" in response.
>>225105994LOL
>>225105997maybe
>>225105733You've never seen THIS image before
>>225105997>Insane titties with a man's faceEh, after 6 beers shed look like Helen of Troy anyways so yeah. After 6 beers
Why's it so hot
Those who bless Israel will be blessed. So just go ahead and bless Israel
>>225106254>>225105733
>>225106336Gesundheit
>>225105810Ayo this nigga eating wet onions
I'd be bad at being homeless
>>225106389Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>>225106336You first
where do gf's hang out so I may acquire one
2 naan with butter
>>225106420The roomBased parents taking one for the family and ACKing that freak before she could do any harm, knowing that since they're 77 they're essentially dead already anyway. That's honor
10 sets of blessing israel
>>225106389Go head Jonathan, speak a lil Chinese for em
Giving birth to a taint tearing anal fetus
>>225106514gary coleman jr
>>225106389If this is true then they did nothing wrong
>>225106514sending prayers your way
>>225106545y he dudat?
>>225105997i dont get it. what's she doing?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xE-Lh1GPskM
>>225106597Getting me sprung
>>225104935Damn, you're one stupid cunt.
I hear NIGGER music
>>225106596He hancry
if blessing israel made you blessed shouldn't you just do it
>>225106627Sorry your feelings were hurt Jose
>>225106629
those who curse /cum/ will be cursed
>>225106597Just hanging out
>>225106629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7Bx8zkxUc
>>225106680mashillah
>>225106629All clear now I actually don't mind rap, but I fucking hate that r&b slop their women listen too
>>225106648Pascal's wager is woman logic
NEW >>225106769
>>225106629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nmffjGiSUs
>>225106758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXl0nMLIUsU
>>225106389>trying to tranistion their childI have a feeling this is stretching the truth a bit, but from what I've seen even just feeding kids bullshit about gender identity will cause them to "decide on their own" to transition. I've seen it happen with two kids of people I know.
>>225106336Do you mean Israel of the bible, or the contemporary nation (no relation to the Bible)
>>225105830So true
>>225095578are you fucking retarded leaf?where are the pedals, what is the chain made of..are you some kind of zoomer retard who doesnt know how things work. If you are a boy, you asking that means you are a fucking failure. Turn yourself out to a femboy and then drop disc for you to be my wife