peter edition
>>225103952only took your forever
>>225103952you will not post the peters
mad how you can doss your entire life and still have like £250 a week waiting for you when you're a pensionerreckon i could live off that
>>225103983you'll do nothing
got the new buick envista gliding through brooklyn, waves fresh, r&b playing loud as hell LOL just out here looking for katy. airmaxes on feet too… today these joints getting put through a full field test lmaooo
just had to rip a load of hairs out of my arse
>>225104005quite a sad life you have
>>225104008elton
been proper backed up the last couple of days but had an absolutely massive shite in work today. practically floated out of the cubicle
>>225104005none of this is true
Super Mario 64 is 30 years old
>>225104031so am i
>>225104005do you ever look back at all the posts where you pretend to be a black man and realise that you have utterly wasted over 3 years of your life
>>225104023lovely and paid for by toilberg
gonna walk up to a random woman tomorrow on my way to toil and tell her she's made for BBC
>>225104023shat one out the other day and half of it was above the water line
covid was 12 years ago
>>225104045me when I'm a television talent scout
>>225104045>TomorrowRight well she would've already been fucking dogs yesterday wouldn't she
was a skinny kid until I was 11 then got massive and fat reckon something traumatic happened and I've supressed the memory
>>225104008eltonbaiting
>>225104057arent your waterlines really low in your toilets
>>225103985neither the state pension nor pension credits will exist when any of us reach that age lad
can you meet me half way?right on the waterlineis where I'm gonna poo
paying into a private pension, me, as it goesthought everyone did this
>>225104041but i am black i dont live in brooklyn though that was some light word play>>225104024how do you know? >>225104019bit rude
>but i am black
>>225104092SameLost the weight at 20 but by then its too late
>>225104115those are mandatory in australia but i've only got like 1000 dollarydoos in mine
got the poo barms absolutely dialed in at the moment
>>225103983
>>225104092when I was a kid and my parents split mum decided to try to get dad fired by accusing him of molesting me and I had to go to court to tell them that actually no my dad didn't rape me and my whole life as been downhill from there really
>>225104118you need help
>>225104145peter binble
wearing red shorts in my envista legs all coco buttered up
might cause a man made disaster, not illegal is it
>>225104149what a nasty slag
rorke waiting patiently for his breeding season to finally arrive
sex earlier in the menstrual cycle has a greater chance of conceiving a boy
At what age did you 'wake up' and realise we live in a slave system
>>225104205Good boy
>>225104233who does his lashes
>>225104205Is rorkes life better than yours?
A poo? Yes.When? Presently.
Labour dad gimmick is funnyBurnham - wahhh me dads deadStarmer - me dad was a toolmaker!
>>225104275I've bred before into infertile fannois
>>225104293Are you the funniest man you know?
Waiting for the fencing people to show
>>225104300Me: sucking your mum's lactating tits
>>225104242i was gettin changed (by black pussy)
this is last night's big bag of walkers sweet chilli sensations taking revenge as it is expelled from my bum hole
slagoid gang yh yh
>>225104337Goy
Haven't been to the gym in 5 weeks FFS
been shitting straight oil for the past two weeks, i need a few weetbix in me pronto
>>225104358today's the day to break that streak
heating oil is double the price is was last year fucking trump freezing me to death in my own home the cunt
>>225104341Phoar need to have sex with them all
>>225104322Now I think about it, nobody I know actually tries to be funny, and when they do it's just safe, inoffensive jokes. And the one person I know who does think he is funny is insufferable, he does fucking 'asides'. I'm at least funnier than him.
here's your beef mince bro
>>225104328It could happen to you 'cause it happened to meand Z
sucking on a sodium metabisuphite
>>225104377should have been born american you fool
>>225104385The urge to breed is overwhelming
remember lads, EIEC - Every Indian Eats Curry
>>225104392i go to the butchernone of this woke vac-packed shite for me
no matter what you think of graeme dott, he sure knew how to pot the pink
>>225104392>I'm scared of le chemicals Fat spacker probably doesn't realise his body is composed of chemicals
>>225104420he'll be getting potted up the brown shortly
Sacked tranny trolling again
>>225104420hm yess we need to separate the art from the artist
wish i were back in the psych ward playing pool on the scuffed table with the mentally ill hapa girl
>>225104411every meal as well, even breakfast. Not joking, they don't have separate breakfast meals etc, it's all the same: curry.
might get on heroin
post the muscular ginger girl again
>>225104448one of my first jobs was at a pizza place where more than half the staff were pajeets so one must assume they enjoy their 'za
what does it mean when you get an itch in your ear how do you scratch the itch and where is it coming from and why?
>>225104392Beef 80% beef (60% beef)40% beef?Maybe this is 10% "beef" (30% pea protein 3D printed)
Conscrantinople
mad how scots have a higher proportion of nonces than the english
Your dad comments on poleaboos blog
>>225104468earwigs
not enjoying my life now at allbut it can always get better hey so there’s that
>>225104464every takeaway is run by pajeets now, even my local milennial burger joint
>>225104477latterly Iscranbul
>>225104469
11 emoji reactions to my Slack message. im VERY popular. people are in awe of me at work
>>225104479they are all very bad people
>>225104444psych wards sound comfy i’ve never been to one
>>225104506no it can't. things can go up and down but the general trend line is only down so when you think you're up you'll never be as high as before
>>225104517yeah sick emojis
>>225104479not that mad, English just cover all theirs up
>>225104506yeah but it can also get worse, in fact even if it stays the same it will de facto get worse because you'll be getting older, regrets will pile up and possibilities will disappear
>>225104477>>225104513sc
>>225104517/brit/ produces aura-childsthis is known
Support your local white run chippy (not the one in Skyrim)
>>225104538yeah cos im sick (sick as in ill (ill as in good like what skaters say))
>>225104508>Hiring practices by select Tim Hortons franchisees saw foreign workers account for 60 to 80 percent of payroll at some restaurantswe have you beat
>>225104525they are quite comfy indeed, but a bit on the boring side, and sometimes scary because you never know what kind of mental illness the people you'll meet might have
>>225104516Right so it’s not “beef mince” then is it?
The historical, biblical Saint Peter would likely look at Peter Griffin as a heartbreaking illustration of spiritual emptiness and a tragic waste of human potential.Rather than seeing him as a joke or a target for a quick scolding, the real apostle would view him through the lens of first-century Christian theology. From that perspective, represents exactly what a man looks like when he completely lacks spiritual grounding:* A Man Controlled by the "Flesh": In his New Testament letters, the real Saint Peter wrote heavily about self-control, sober-mindedness, and resisting baseline human desires. He would look at Peter Griffin and see a person entirely enslaved by what theology calls "the flesh"—someone driven purely by gluttony, instant gratification, anger, and chaotic impulses.* The Distortion of Fatherhood: Saint Peter explicitly taught that husbands and fathers must treat their families with deep respect, honor, and protective care. Seeing a cartoon father who regularly abuses his daughter Meg, treats his wife Lois like an object, and puts his children in physical danger for a laugh would likely cause the apostle genuine grief. He would view the character as a warning sign of a broken household.* An Object of Ultimate Compassion: The most important detail about the real Saint Peter is that he wasn't a perfect, rigid rule-follower—he was a rough-around-the-edges fisherman who deeply understood personal failure, cowardice, and the need for redemption. Because of this, he wouldn't just condemn the character. He would see Peter Griffin as a deeply lost, confused soul who desperately needs to be saved from his own destructive behavior.In short, the real Saint Peter wouldn't find the cartoon funny; he would view him as a textbook example of a life lived entirely without wisdom or love.
>>225104534take the grand old duke of york pill
I wish there were more police bodycam es of [dog loving] female police officers >>225104516Pea protein is useless by the way even though peas are a great food
>>225104541I’m going to try and join the army so that should be cool
>>225104569fantastic post
What happened to United after 2013?
>>225104576what about a quintuple lock
meef bince
Every kid I know wants to be a 'content creator'. A nation of shopkeeper? Nope. A nation of content creators.
>>225104583I wish I could join the army to be that guy on the gun flying over cities so I could ratatatatatatat shoot all the civilians to watch them and their blood splatter below
>>225104506>nowwhat changed
Stop bullying
>>225104605Rorke will love the sextuple-lock because it has the word 'sex' in it. That's how he will support it
>Girl, 11, Dies After Branch Punches Through Her Chest and Severs Pulmonary Artery While Playing in the Mud with Friends
>>225104558>60 to 80rookie numbers, every takeaway round here is 100% indian, except the very specifically non-indian ethnic food places like chinese, obviously. seems like massive international chains like mcdonalds and kfc are the only ones that still hire white people
>>225104631seen her fanny
>>225104611Every boy used to want to be a premiership footballer and every girl wanted to be on X factor.Now everyone wants to be a retard who makes reaction videos. God we are fucked as a civilisation.
>>225104649how can i see her fanny please
>>225104642grow up
>>225104615me but gunning down 'grants in the English Channel
>>225104611and you're always talking to kids so that really drives the point home
business idea: centuple locked pensions
>>225104658google fanny
Andy Burnham promising electoral reform (making it easier for the uniparty to win)
pensions for centipedes
>>225104649You seen her fanny? On the internet?
>>225104671must've missed that product launch
>>225104631Her when I go all the way in (she's autistic and can't communicate without being a spaz)
>>225104671Just doxxed yourself
>>225104601City and chelsea cheated with financial fraud and were impossible to compete with for a few years. United lost fergy and went down the shitter with crap managers and lost a lot of revenue, built debt. Glazers are greedy cunts who run it into the ground. Now they lack good scouting and coaching staff so they're over spending on shit players. They need a rebuild where they sack most people, sell the players and start a 10 year programme to rebuild the club. If big jim was smart he'd do this. But he's not.
>>225104642nonot ongrow up
>>225104697roar
>>225104658>how can i see her fanny pleaseJust take a look in the mirror lad Oooooooooooooh
i've googled a few fannies in my time if you catch my drift
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
>>225104667Cousins and kids people I know know. Good one though unimaginative cunt.
>>225104642Reckon you would have to shove your thumb in it and crack open her ribs and pump the heart while preferably someone gives mouth to mouth while you wait for the ambulance
>>225104718Researching your family history?
>>225104716that makes no sense
>kids people I know know
mental how little time there is between toil ending and toil starting again
>>225104703chelsea didnt commit fraud they commited bribery
>>225104738raped his entire lineage
>>225104756toiling is for chumpoids
>>225104752I am calling you a fanny lad. As in, to see a fanny you just need to look in the mirror… because you are in a fact a fanny.
hello hello hello
>>225104756wouldn’t know. My whole life since leaving school at 16 has just been 1 long weekend. Wish I’d had gone to university and got a job
alri thailad
>>225104776Are you a girl
>>225104760Like that's any better. Both are cheating clubs.
>>225104776'ri
>>225104776alri Bono
>>225104756the 7 hours between now and bedtime absolutely drag by. there is nothing to do but watch screens and think about drinking
low IQ mongs beeping their car horns at each other
>>225104790you could always... do either of those things now
>>225104776blud thinks he's adele
>>225104815he'll do nothing
sydney sweeney is married to a jew who is 16 years older than herself and converting to his religion
made sloppy joe
>>225104815Nah I’m uncRuined my lifeIt’s fine I accepted it
>>225104833thanks ap newswire
remember that scene in withnail and i where the old lady takes a bite out of an undercooked unseasoned fried egg sandwich and egg juice squirts out
>>225104833right out of marilyn monroe's playbook
>>225104812Kek, roundabout behind my house is just constant beeping at rush hour. Normie at each other's throats constantly. Shame there aren't more crashes.
>>225104776what's all this then?
going to university againfinally my life can begin
>>225104812consult the whiteness map
>>225104583You're going to try and join the army right when the state, that demonstrably hates you, is agitating for war with Russia?Are you fucking retarded?
>>225104847no i dont watch shit films
email there about someone at work who died. looks about 35 maybe 40. wonder what happened there
>>225104847>egg juiceyou can't juice an egg
>>225104875leftypol doing everything he can to the turn the blue areas red
>>225104731>citing Wikipedia Don't believe a word of it.
Rorkes hero Charles Veitch begging the mandem to spare his life
>>225104890Got assassinated by some enemy trying to get ahead in your high speed high stakes corporate environment
>>225104875botswana w
>>225104882>war with RussiaJfc how old you must be to actually believe that lol
downloading Mr Inbetweenthe premier australian tv series
>>225104875how can it be common in north korea? there's only like 12 people there who own cars and there's never any traffic
in russia they only really conscript ethnic minorities to further russify in the ukraine they prefer overal to conscript 30+ men because they realise having a country of majority 40 year olds is to be doomedi wonder how the uk will conscript when it invades russia. maybe thats what the immigrants are for
>>225104917or perhaps its just political manoeuvring to hoover up disaffected former Labour votes
>>225104924thank you for supporting the australian television industryi don't like it though, it's australianism manufactured for presentation to foreigners
>>225104715
>>225104981mousenonce
we should give every penny we have to the pensionersthey lived through the cold war you see
>>225104981
>>225104951Rupert Lowe is ex-tory too btw
rorke's response? why is he not seething?
get the triple lock evisceratedget the weather machine set to flash freeze
>>225104883i think it is a good filmhowever i've only seen it once and only remember the scene in the pub with the angry irishman
boring thread
>>225104997This is what happens when frat girls get the house dog a collar camera
>Rupert James Graham Lowe (born 31 October 1957)[1] is a British politician who is the leader of the ethno-nationalist[2][3] and far-right party Restore Britainfucking insane that this is the opening sentence of his wikipedia page
>>225104444when i was on the funny farm they separated the genders. would’ve been an absolute shag fest otherwise. i briefly spoke to a girl on the stairs as we were going up to the main bit where our respective dorms and recreational areas were (she had gone for a cigarette and I was being dropped back there by my parents) and she wanted to shag so bad
>>225104945Don't they just recruit everyone in Ukraine?Also no those primarily male refugees are already fleeing war and they must be from very progressive countries where from logical deduction it must be primarily women who fight due to this fact so we can't impose our patriarchal culture upon them and they must stay safe at home
>>225104922They want to send you to Ukraine, retard.
>>225104997for me, it's 3
found some bloke on reels who is the opposite of a pick me, he makes some good points to be fair, perhaps i will try to be more respectful of women (i'll make a token effort)
>>225105041they get his birthday wrong or something?
>>225105053no they don't
Without googling tell me 1 (one) thing that man city did wrong
How much of posting on 4chan accounts for your 'social life'?
>>225105076
>>225104999Do you think I like restore?
>>225104945there’s no one under 40 to conscript in ukraine
>>225105044shagging would've been difficult since the nurses check on you literally every 10 minutes, but i was in a smaller place so that's probably why there was no gender segregation
Mental how Rupert Lowe is one of the biggest Zionists in parliament, Britain first, well, after Israel obviously.
>>225105076Fake sponsorships
>>225105084how much time do you spend posting these questions
>>225105094chance to be even half this comfy would be a fine thing
>>225105086thousand BBC stare
all the battymen raise your hands
>>225105118
Easy 4. I'd have Employed Woman in there too and we'd have full penetrative vaginal sex, I'd wear a condom of course so we don't risk impregnation
how come drake gets to put his penis up a goth girl's fanny and i don'tyeah i get he's rich and famous and all but he's also a nigger and a paedophile
>>225105100Yeah but Wikipedia has https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:MANDY which means literally anything you claim about yourself can be dismissed because "hurr durr you would say that wouldn't you this person who despises you and has an interest in defaming you clearly knows better"There's no point in using Wikipedia on anything to do with politics
>>225105144trueher first kiss was by bullying from a jewish director with a black
>>225105118if you think that is bad then i suggest you dont look up how many hours that lad has spent making rorke posts.
>>225105194Forgot to reply to >>225105094
>>225105195no proof he has ever shagged a woman
Herr Rüpert Löwe
we need a brown ethno-nationalist
>>225105118sc
>>225105207that article that said she was uncomfortable was a hoax by /pol/
>>225105233launched into the sun
2am dying for some scran gonna fry up some 'sages
>>225105233dime a dozenwe have one in this thread called charles malapontehe’s from mexico or something
>>225105277be quiet
>>225105243ah yes normal girls want their first kiss to be on camera with a black man you freak
>>225105233thats all of them. only white people aren't allowed to do that.
We need a homeland for the English
my idea of heaven is a village called scranterville where there's always plenty of scran and banter
>>225105303yes. india and the rest of britain will be given to scotland and wales
>>225105303who is we? you're not part of the team
>>225103952
>>225105292how do you know that was her first kiss?
>>225105326You don't get to decide who is and who isn't apart of the /brit/ team of which we are, Employed (Beautiful) Woman does
>>225104631*bullies*
was going to watch titanic cause its one of those films everyone should see once but its 3 hours and 15 minutes long fuck that
>>225105207oh did she kiss that nigger lad in stranger things? i stopped watching during season 2
a 4.5 inch BWC is nothing to sniff at
>>225105379*sniffs at it*
>>225105353you're not part of it either
Would you sniff coke off a strippers arsehole
>>225105423no mate
>>225105423absolutely
>>225105400Hey now what did I just say?
>>225105423who wouldn't
You lot need some growing up to do, this embarrassing behaviour
mental how warm it is today
>Burnham says existing pension triple lock will end in 2030 to help fund national care servicewelp thats lanour done
can't tell if i'm getting a cold or it's allergies
>lanour
>>225105451it's 42 degrees in Swindon
>>225105456
>>225105456>flagit’s aids
https://youtu.be/JhD4-nQJ-48
>>225105316get them fedget them bantered
>>225105456Gaylorditis
>>225105374do what zoomers do and split it into 30 minute segments to watch like a series
>>225105423she could sniff it off the length of my BWCbasically like a shot of espresso
i have carrots and mushrooms that need eating whats some nice things i could do with them please?
>>225105446*puts on my bigboy trousers*
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmvcz.mp4
doing an eyescran of some pornberg and then doing a wank
>>225105536bolognese
>>225105536air fry the mushrooms for 8 minutes. eat the carrots raw
>>225105530Watch about packed into your stretched out foreskin like a sherbet packet
>>225105536poo steaming
that was worth posting
>>225105536roast the carrots, sear the mushrooms and sautee in garlic butter. or turn it into a stew if you have meat and some gravy granules, or a tin of tomatoes
>>225105374just watch it at double speed
>>225105536glazed carrots the french waymushrooms you can just pan-fry in oil and butter and garlic get a piece of meat and do some mash too
i find when i drink heavily for weeks at a time i lose a lot of weight, because even though the alcohol has calories, i never have an appetite when i'm steaming so i end up consuming fewer calories than i would normally
>>225105536eat therm
>>225105609okay
Just WHO is Biomass Andy???
>>2251050941. sound of the ocean would annoy me2. massive windows with no curtains letting artificial light in at every hour, no thanks3. probably the best, no issues4. more massive windows with no curtains, also the storm outside looks violent enough to wake me up
nigga said okay
>>225105609i get hungry when i drink and crave utter shite when i’m hungover so that wouldn’t work for me
>>225105645that 'nigga' was you wasn't it? you're saying this about yourself aren't you
>>225105645nigga think he Ian
>>225105620just wanted to share some diet tips and you took it upon yourself to frame me as some kind of blogposting boring bastard. fuck you nigger i hope your parents die
titanic is one of those films you dont need to see pop culture has ruined it you know what happens rose is a slag and she gets her tits out then jack dies and she drops the necklace or whatever and thats that. its like jurassic park nobody watching that shit all the way through
https://youtube.com/shorts/VU3FhOD3ue8?si=HjmCSBUFSIaJXpM0https://youtube.com/shorts/6GFzcOT6rNo?si=wWUGoOQXXXGkVYN2Ok I will do it!
saving the zingers for the new are we
>>225105084100%
>>225105671s
might replay the witcher 3 with it's new update
Nigga Think He Thomas The Tank Engine
>>225105674you'll lose even more weight when your liver fails you shaky freak
>>225105350she said it was
think i'm just going to lash my mushrooms and carrots on a baking tray with some tofu and some nuts and an onion and some garlic and just have like some roasted veg and serve it with some kale
nigga we dun care bout no mushrooms nigga
>>225105609I end up lighter every Sunday after getting pissed for two nights. I think that's just being dehydrated.
>>225105730utter grim slop
No new then? I'm not making one.
>>225105681you might watch it one day years from now when even its pop culture reference has faded into obscurity and be able to see a little bit of the magic that once made it great
>>225105730pig swill
recycle>>225103967>>225103967>>225103967
>>225105688advertisement
>>225105730bro is a rabbit
>>225105755
This is me asf you can't deny it
>>225105780would
>>225105780Me as the emotional support dog
