curly pigs edition
>>225107553porke
but what of good solonius
why are so many swedes coming to /brit/
saving my zinger for the new after this one
They got curly willies too
I'll be honest, I don't have any zinger. I never thought of any zinger to post
got a wicked zinger on the way, little brown fella delivering it to me
>>225107553i look like that
But what of the pizza? What will Canslad do
hes really obsessed with this zinger thing isnt he
>>225107578just had an election and i’ve been keeping tabs on svt, right now it’s pure politicslop
get the beats im a bumping and the girlies was hot
i am the fabled reasonable blackman
>>225107578dunno. filtered them you see
>>225107640Reminds me of Chuka Umuna's gimmick
>>225107640you’ve been debunked actually
>>225107618>the kfc staff seeing me walk in for the third time that day
>>225107640unfortunately you are not real :/
>>225107672
I'm the fabled white non racist
>>225107711niguana lemonadeimpact textNOW
haha yes i am profoundly mentally ill
>>225107609What's a Zinger?
>>225107640He wasn't black btwNot a single evidence supports that
Hello!
>>225107744kfc marketing team working overtime
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have £100 million. Say some company wants to buy some ads from me. I give him the £100 million and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my sponsor.
>>225107766hi x
So... >>225107779
>>225107766God you're so fucking autistic. Kys
just had an epiphany right there
>>225107766nigga thinkin he adele
What About Goodluck Johnathon
i give you £50 millionHe's now my bank
>>225107809*lionel richie
>>225107766What the fuck do you mean by 'Hello!'?Who are you saying it to?Do you feel like a big man when you say it? Do you think you're something fucking special? Are you under the idea we should be greeting you back? I want you to tell of all us here, especially the nonce at the back (me( why the fuck you said 'Hello!'.
>>225107553rorkeberg
>>225107805Well that's not on is it
>>225107766spastic
the irishmong is so unfunny
>>225107829that's a 3D computer model...
>>225107829how is she black only
they call me unreasonable whiteman
>>225107804black owned
Howling
rorke thinking about how he praised kek 10 years ago
>>225107874how do you know
>>225107766How are you?
leftypol thinking about the time he pushed his mum down the stairs
just invested in a new ai start up called scamai reckon this is gonna be the next big thing
>No bombs found in vans near RAF FairfordApologise
>>225107897all white girls named ashley are black owned
Pinkpantheress Back Stage VIP pass (Kissing included)
>>225107899Been worse hbu
>>225107920oh ok
>>225107920
Why is diesel si expensive? It's just dinosaur cum
>>225107922I'm alright thanks
>>225107613Get the big chips
>>225107861She's white and 21 in an American University
wish i was some sort of microbial stratum instead of a human beingit fits the character of my soul and the position i deserve on this planet more
>>225107973that does not mean she is black owned
>>225107981like a mould perhaps
I just learned on the day Andy Burnham's father died the First Minister of Scotland phone him and told him that he would be the last PM of the UKBrutal
Mad how no woman has ever been jailed for rape
>>225108018Nationalist parties can dream on
>>225108012no, fungus is eukaryotic
>>225108018>>225108041really odd posts
>>225108046whats the difference
>>225108041you need help
>>225108059Wym
>>225107972Haven't a good greasy pizzai n about 3 monhs and craving it like a White woman is craving Love Island
>>225108060ok ill bitewhy are you bragging about being broke and driving a gay car
>>225108076White women crave something else
fat girls are lovely actually
wish there were a simulator or something where you are in the WTC on 9/11 and it shows what it was like inside the buildings above the impact zones
im swedish
>>225108092The Traitors>>225108092It's a mentally ill freakIt's more mentally ill than me when I'm on the cans and that's sayhing a lot
Do the truffle shuffle
well my roasted veg was a delighti loathe to use the oven for the better part of an hour just to cook a single meal for myself and it was very tasty
>>225107553very cool lad
man city are cooked
only the greatest /brit/ boys will remember the LEGENDARY "£25 voucher" gimmick
>>225108106Holy fupa
>>225108121*but it was very tasty
i’m also swedish
>>225108067mould cells are component parts of a single organism and are structured differently, for example having an enveloped nuclear which contains the DNAmicrobial mats are composed of bacteria and archaea, both single-celled prokaryotic organisms
>>225108132That sounds dull as fuck
>>225108106pretty girls are lovely
>>225108109don't think i do
>>225107984vuh waped
>>225108108There are YouTube videos showing precisely that. My feed was full of them last month
>>225108106she's had chin lipot. knower
>>225108166Why are you a racistNot watching interracial porn is racist
>>225108171those heels down my cock hole
>>225108155weird
>>225108202why are you mentally ill
>>225108184share oneI mean inside the buildings and ABOVE the impact zones during the attacks
chinpo
>>225108195Why can't she do the same to her fat pussy?
>>225108152
>>225108159it was invented and curated by the singular "rorke" poster in his most creative gimmick yet
>>225108152hmm i see of course
We watching the baseball postseason lads?
>>225107553big fan of curly pigs but I prefer saddlebacks.
>>225108257ok i'd recommend talking to a professional about this
new heatherpaedo lore just dropped
the fungus is among us
>>225108279No that's gay
>>225108257why can’t you just watch the porn without making weird posts on /brit/
>>225108299less gay than having a fixation on black men, however
>>225108297
>>225108301I go on 3 hours a day so it's a big part of my weak white life
>>225108301cuck fetishists get off on being patheticthey like when people make fun of them
gravy down my cock hole
>>225108315sex
>>225108315Bit dangerous isn't it. Those clips might snap off too easilyPersonally I'd have them glued to her, maybe inserted to her heart valves
>>225108342makes sense
right well
what'll it be boss
>>225108279Professional blacked actress? That'll make things worse
>>225108322silent hill monster
>>225108356Did Gordon Rmassay actually make these
>>225108336right well you're brown aren't you :/
>>225108356chuck it all in the bin and grab a Charlie Bigham'sChoose quality. Choose Bigham's.
>>225108364ok
>>225108356>zero vegan options
>>225108382be this hog of the male variety, cap'n?
in japan an erotic film is called a "pink film" but they're not pink they're yellow
>>225108356the less it requires actual ingredients the safer the choice. so the macaroni
>>225108411does this have anything to do with the pink album by boris?
Second international (outward) flight of my life tomorrow lads. Bit scared if that's permissible
>>225108411In the UK we call them blueys
>>225108356OH FUCKING HELL FIONE ILL GET TTHE CUNTING PIZZAUTTER PRICKSHITE ISNT ITBe back in 20 mins x
>>225108433how long is the flight
>>225108433why are you scared?you should be excited to leave India
>>225108391Post pictures of them to prove you aren't lying
what happened with that lad who allegedly shagged his 60 year old neighbour whom then asked him to move in with her?just a micro gimmick?
Chef Gordon Ramsay
>>225108356Stuffed pizza bites and idiot sandwich
Tea nearly ready team
>>225108433where are you going x
>>225108474your dads dead LMAO
cumming feels so much better when you're tired or hungover
>>225108459No because my name is attached to the deed online so that would dox me
>>225108489Blur it out then
how is a film from the 50s 6.6 gigabytes
>>225108474browning the mince first then pouring off the fat makes it taste better
>>225108474you're going to be stinking out Aldi after that dee lad
>>225108474what is that
>>225108499Probably remastered
>>225108503Will try that next time thanks for the advice>>225108514No toil until Friday Dee lads>>225108520My tea
>>225108534me as the horse
if you think about it being a cuckold is actually really cool
>>225108520porned queef gash
My life could fit into 1.1nigabyte file
>>225108559hs?
>>225108546 but what is it
>>225108474mate, your man's finger is showingMight want to crop out any masculine features next time x
bed soon or i could watch the football which i dont care about
>>225108574lush 'tex
Etymology of "mum"Mam ~ Scots > Mom ~ American > Mum ~ english
>>225108599screech
>>225108606is short for mummy
>>2251084546 hours >>225108457Just a bit nervous to talk to immigration officers and foreigners xi hope no one asks too many questions Although in singapore everything is automated I'll still have to face the indian officers in india
>>225108594It's literally a picture from the cooking reddit. Can't believe you spastics fall for it every time
always wondered why he chose james cleverly
>>225108595how can you sleep at 7pm if i went to bed id do an 8 hour shift tossing and turning
>>225108625Do you still relate to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Cr4jpnH0c>>225108635If only someone had helped
>>225108635Because he's a mulatto
>>225108636i mean i'll go to bed then watch youtube videos for three hours
all my opinions are right, otherwise i'd correct them
>>225108635quite clearly not him is it
>>225107461I'm notPlease continue horseposting swedelad if you see this
>>225108606mom is technically Irish>>225108632I'm aware you fucking gowl
so many girls walk around with the lower half of their arse out . wonder when it'll be empowering to show hole
>>225108663why do you spam cleverly then? if you can't answer i'll assume he's the real one
>>225108626you will do great have fun and enjoy yourself :)
Hello fellow Firefox usersYes you can disable itabout:configbrowser.nova.enable - set it to false
>>225108678i better fucking be around when that happensdon't think i'd ever stay insidewould set up a tent in the middle of town and just watch arses go by
>>225108679None of your business what he does, freak
>>225108679He won't answer that
really uncomfortable incel walk tonight had to put a jacket on cause it’s raining but was sweating so much was drenched when I got home NEED to be evacuated from this disgusting third world tropical island
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T MAKE THINGS BETTER! WHAT ABOUT THE DISABLED USELESS RETARDED CRIPPLE SPACKERS!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!The day we stop factoring retards, nogs, cripples and freaks into our decision making is the day we start to heal as a country. Based Sadiq for further de-enshittifying London.
>>225108679he's going to say "it's neoliberal" or somethingcop out because he doesn't want to admit that's him
>>225108720the only good thing saddick as done
>>225108546if you get the mince really dark brown then simmer the drained mince in the tomatoes for 2-3 hours, stirring to stop it sticking and adding water if needed all the crispy bits will merge with the sauce and make it thicker and richer. add some fried bacon to additionally enhance the chilli
sir andy burnham get the pensioners put out of their misery
>>225108678What's the point if you can't rape them. Men are expected more and more to be surrounded with women that are basically nude and to have to not act on our urges. Muslims are right, as were the Victorians. Women should cover up, and if they don't, they are asking for it.
funny he replies if you say "sup crodie" or "you gud?" but ask him an actual question and he scuttles away into a corner lil pussy
>>225108720that post is a leftypol psyop to make rorke support his 15 minute agenda
>>215164066SOMEHOW I recalled this post from a whole year ago whilst browsing the shop today.Thank you for your mumsnet tier recommendation, I just cleared my whole house of dust and cobwebs in 15 minutes. I don't know if you can wash these though I'm not buying their replacements like some fool. I will continue to clean my house once every 2 years.
>>225108720He can de-enshittify London by hanging himself off a tree
>>225108694isn't in Arch repos yet so I can't update to it
clue obtained
>>225108694What is that meant to do then
>>225108776Reggie >.< xx
>>225108758FOMYEG
>>225108720it's not fair to make lil porky rorky walk more than 2 minutes at a time ok
>>225108720>get to trotting, piggy
>>225108694disable what
>>225108778disabled the new ui on firefox
hes pwned u epic style
>>225108694been using firefox since 2005 and i have yet to witness an improvement in their UI "revamps"
F___ M_ N_____ L___
>>225108720Good b8 I r8 it 8 out of 8
mummy's teasing a tourhope she comes to UK x
>>225108759Everywhere being stinky car niggerhell is not a good thing. I'm against the NWO and the WEF but having a few pedestrian streets in overcrowded areas is a good thing.
Shit thread
>>225108699I want to touch your body ooohhh beautiful!!!
just found out my bonus is only $7500. absolutely disrespectful and humiliating
>>225108809
>>225108813Didn't even notice there was one
fuck rounded tabs
Swear they've been talking about pedestrianising oxford street for like 10 yearswhat took so long
>>225108843the wef agenda is also good you fucking half baked retard
>>225108858That's only 4 months wages for me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o13Y4bGh-uw
>>225108857mine's smaller by far
not sure if you've all clocked on to this yet or not but you do realise most posts on here are posted by a spambot don't you?
>>225108776only found out a few days ago that tupac was a gay theater kid and the rapper was just a persona
Look what happened to pedestrianising Piccadilly gardens in Manchester. Sadiq is trying to do the same in London
>>225108356That's all it comes down to: pimping yourself.
feel bad for laughing at this
i use brave browser
>>225108864>140esrare you on debian oldstable or something
Fucking hell that chilli con carne without chilli was fucking filling
>>225108874 takes construction crews longer to put paving blocks horizontal than vertical probably because it interrupts more movement in the street
>>225108874There was the minor detail of how the shops were going to receive re-stock if vans and trucks werent allowed on the road.
>You cannot delete posts this often.Ahh fuck
my browser specs
>>225108936YOU'D FIND ME BOTH FUCKING AND FILLING IF I GOT MY HANDS ON YOU
well, which way, /brit/?
>>225108936Would fill you any day darling x. Cheeky minx
>>225108901so what
just had to kill a spider because it was one of the really fast ones
>>225108356
>>225108949this is why I would never take acid
>>225108935yeahi dont actually use firefox
has anyone noticed an uptick in the number of amputees recently ? are the hospitals just taking legs no matter whats wrong with you
ruby granger sph joi
>>225108890rorke and leftypol auditioning for x factor
>firefox its not 2011 anymore grandad we're all on brave now
my brain must think I'm an amazing shaggerbut no, I just really like wanking my willy a lot
It had pork mince, onion, kidney stones, pepper, chopped tomatoes and garlic and oregano and I had it with long grain microwave rice :)
>>225108959left only because i want to see an asian woman puke on my cock
well my internet is back after being down since fridaywhat did i miss
>>225108880No it isn't now you actually do need to rope yourself, faggot.
kidney stones. funny
>>225109019kidney stones!?
keep picking the scab on my hand and then it gets all scratchy and raw
ziedy selfharming againnun he cud do x
>>225109024why did they cut it off?
>>225109045>>225109019Obviously meant kidney beans
>>225109024gay porn like nothing that has ever been seen before
>>225109001Brave is fucking trash. There are two worthwhile browsers and they are Chrome and Firefox and if you use anything else you're just a contrarian. Also literally every browser other than Firefox is just Chrome but messed with by random niggers.
>>225108356none of these are large enough for a meal so i'll just take the pizza bites and have them as a gaming/movie snack
Wish 190 was here to make sense of the RAF Fairford situation
>>225109065what about safari
>>225109045you won't be laughing when you have to pull this out of your johnson
>>225109065chrome is a ram hog
Femboy didn't message me yesterday. Better message me today. And I want a fucking dick or butthole pic this time.
wankpuffin cockwomble bellend
>>225109060You replied to the wrong person, that wasn't Employed Woman's post
>BraveWhy does my browser need AI and a cryptocurrency built in.
https://beta.way2movies.live/watch/movie/Uxys3LcNE2FObfOoIte3QYiIQuOgg00FTpEXDJFgkTi96Z3CszhlLqUlpQ
>>225109065Chrome sends metadata to google's serversFirefox went woke years ago, keep up. Brave has been flawless from the moment I installed it.
>>225108959You cannot really. Also, obsessing over Alyssa Liu belies a mental age of 15, someone who clearly doesn't socialise. She is just like the quirky girl at school, it's not like she is super hot.
I use Brave and I'm the leader of the /Brit/ team
im blocking all the porn. it's got it's claws in me
https://youtube.com/shorts/k4lYP9Gm22Y?si=bJIrz-A4asmkkFv62nd weird forren ad with a young dog girl and fit blonde mom featuring trauma and kid death???
>>225109080That means you are using Mac which means you're a hipster ass nigger.>>225109083Ok just use ungoogled Chromium or something not some crypto gamer bro bullshit. There's ways to debloat Chrome. As I say, every browser is just messed up Chrome anyway.
/brit/ will get £1,000,000,000 of funding per year to spend at 999,999,999mph
please use chrome bro please bro just try it please bro its still cool and im not mentally living in 2013
I'm blacking all the porn. It's got it's pawgs in me
>>225109151Fuck off Andy
>>225109107If you think Brave doesn't track you, fair enough. I don't believe any browser isn't some type of trackerfest, and I can't put up with Brave's crypto gamified bullshit. I use Firefox>it went wokeOk so fucking what. Every company is woke. It doesn't impact me.
>>225109097you can get it with that stuff stripped out now (unless youre on winblows and you have to pay for it aha)
>>225109168the so called goycattle browser
>>225103952>>225103952>>225103952
hannibal lecture
>>225109185No idea because I wouldn't touch Mac with the end of my crusty penis, but I imagine it does.
dicked
>>225109194Windozers btfo
>>225109204die
https://youtube.com/shorts/U3A1WtPnDFc?si=OEieFvG8YioH1ntC
>>225109235>>225109235>>225109235
>>225109230>>225109204HOWLING
>>225109194If it were a good browser and not made by faggots you wouldn't need to pay to strip it out. If you're not a retarded nigger you can just use ungoogled Chromium or one of the other stripped back, degoogled versions of Chrome. There are other ways to debloat Chrome.
>>225109259i dont need to pay because i'm not on winblows
