LOVELY FUCKING LAZY edish
Yerrow women
>>225114296
my life a gay bamealso yes im 30 years old and a friendless virgin NEET who can't drive
dont know why its so warm but I've put my fan on
tell you one thing about canspastic, none of this linking the old shitno, far too concerned with getting the new, i see the eire, i click in
watching viper higgin's stream on youtube
The yellow paint on the ladder means that you climb it!
life movie
>"my life a movie"Yeah bro, broke ass nigga 4
>>225114332mo = motionvie = vitality (life)
>>225114353says it all
Would you be willing to agree that Charles is an old bastard?
>>225114351straight to dvd(note for the zoomers: dvds were like cd things that like had a single netflix on them)
>>225114332
>>225114375He's not young
Sup my niggaz, just got home
need a strong woman in my life
You are excited, aren't you?
>>225114417boy
Don't need no woman me
>>225114417all women are strong. What do you think childbirth is? Picnic?
england beat the czech republic 2-0 ok
>>225114452thanks ok
rorko's modern chud life
The game gets good 20 hours in
hello sirs i am ranshit rapejeet and i am comings to uk to have visa in curry and grooming thank you sirs
>>225114499hi mate x
i havent masturbated since late july / early august
>>225114499Hey, what are your hobbies?
Bought a Too Good To Go bag from Marks and Spencer bakery and they've given me all of the bread in the worldTwo full loaves, eight rolls of various types, two cheese pretzels, two doughnuts, two palmiers, two croissants, a pain aux raisin and an apple turnover for £3.80, I'll be in a carbs-induced coma by Friday
the most moral indian ever, muhatma ghandi, was a pedophile
>>225114452czechia*
hello sirs i am abdul jamal and i am comings to uk to have visa in arab curry and grooming thank you sirs
just had a wank but can feel another brewing
>>225114515Who is your father
Yer da roleplays racist stereotypes on a Tuesday evening
>>225114553no he doesn't
I REALLY LEARNED A LOTREALLY LEARNED A LOTLOVE IS LIKE A FLAMEIT BURNS YOU WHEN IT'S HOTLOVE HURTSOOOOOOHLOVE HURTS
>>225114509based
>>225114528your name is cody jablowski ok
>>225114504hello sir>>225114512i am enjoyings the universal credits and the poor white girls sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d_etPLBPfY
>>225114564s
>>225114540Jose Saarnandez of Texas
my twink feet fucking stink
give me a (you) or i'll cry
my 18 year old twink bum reeks
>chip on yer shoulder mate, heheh, get it, like a potato chip!
>>225114351GREAT post
>>225114586oh he self harming againhe slashin dem wrists x
cry
It starts with one innocent-looking advert.DAY 1 — 9:14 AMYou open YouTube.GOOGLE AD:“Feeling tired? Try a better bedtime routine.” GOOD PUP. SLEEP WELL.You stare at the screen.“...What?”The ad disappears.DAY 4You're searching for peanut butter.The results are normal.The advert underneath them isn't. PEANUT BUTTER FOR GOOD PUPS A little reward for excellent behaviour.You laugh.“Okay, that's creepy.”
>>225114594wasnt that like 5 hours ago? get over it
i like most the libshits for making my rape journey much easy and low punishments for rapes thank you adme bunman
>>225114588snigner
>>225114351BELTING
>>225114564Finished him
1 BILLION TO CITY
>>225114588
DAY 9Your YouTube recommendations have changed.Videos about dogs.Dog training.Psychology.Sleep techniques.A video titled:“HOW TO BECOME THE BEST BOY IN 7 DAYS”You definitely didn't search for that.You click it anyway.DAY 14The adverts start responding to things you actually do.You close an app without finishing what you were doing.A banner appears:GOOD PATIENCE, PUP. You make your bed.GOOD HABIT. +1You ignore an advert.IMPRESSIVE SELF-CONTROL.You stare at the screen.“...What the hell?”
paddy STILL seething over the chip joke omds
>>225114594s
pretending to be schizo hour is it
>>225114631
Twerking my cracker arseTwerking my cracker arseTwerking my cracker arse
DAY 21A completely ordinary Google search suddenly produces:YOUR DAILY PUP LESSONLesson 21: Ask before taking the treat. “May I have one, please?”You haven't told anyone about the peanut butter thing.You close the browser.Five minutes later, your phone buzzes.REMINDER:You forgot your water, pup. You slowly look toward the glass sitting beside your bed.DAY 30The campaign finally reveals itself.Every screen in your house displays the same message:CONGRATULATIONS, PUP.30 DAYS COMPLETE.YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BEEN TRAINED. Terms and conditions apply.You stare at it.Then another message appears.Don't worry.This isn't mind control.We're testing whether an advertising system can make someone voluntarily follow a behavioural routine.You were the only participant who kept following the instructions after discovering the experiment.A final notification appears:DAY 31 LESSON:Decide for yourself whether you want to continue.You hesitate.Then your phone displays one last line:Good pup.
>the only daughter of the king of malaysia married some random dutch nigga whose father is a floristoh my DAYS
>>225114654nigga reading the news from 2017nigga reading the olds
>>225114654>Father, I wish to marry this foreign boy, from distant land, Denmark. Please buy him!
rounders :Irounders with an american accent : O
>>225114594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUTCTyobQs8
>>225114672Dutch people aren't from Denmark, retard
Sup guys
>>225114706who's breaking what?
had a strong coffee, monster, lots of chocolate, buldak noodles... been sat at my computer all day... now i have sharp chest painshow could this happen to me?
>>225114657how does he have access to many citys whatsapp?
>>225114706And you're a freakish little cuck faggot that nobody wants or gives a fuck about. Slit your wrists subhuman
>>225114714You having a stroke
>>225114705All white people look the same
as a norwood 2, how do I acquire hair like this?
>>225114714sup fordie
>>225114654that's old malay wedding news
Can you guys do dick farts? You basically force air down your dick pipe with your foreskin acting as a balloon and then you push it back up but block the flow slightly to make big farts.
>>225114729You alright mate?
>>225114654JBW
>>225114672Fair play to the lad
>>225114752I want a malay wife
>>225114757can you make it play different notes like the bagpipes?
Nobody cares and that's the only reason some people don't care about not wanting you here. Slit your wrists
>>225114720indy has sources
oooh flower of scotlaaand
>>225114706citizens' hearts
>>225114757to be honest mate i've always had more important things going on so i don't know
Gonna go shower to wash the sweat from marathon wanking out my pits and the precum off my dick from erotica
aff tae bed
Black
>>225114822Goodnight my little angel x
>>225114814indians are gods greatest goyim
ordered a ps5 pro for gta 6
>>225114303Why is she wearing that mask though? Usually when women on the internet wear a mask like that it means scat porn is being filmed.
>>225114814Chad "I'll test it and report back" Vs dalit "spec sheet reader" android faggot with his dog shit phone that has "features"
gyaldem float
what if the pope came out as a trannythat would be mental
>>225114857grow up
>>225114814This is exactly why they are bringing millions of these things into the west every year. They are consoomer bugs who work in shitty conditions for fuck all pay.
>>225114834um!
lying in bed listening to tori amos
https://x.com/H_OFF23/status/2104974183255990477
https://youtu.be/8vq5H9ZOu4s
im the al capone of bury st edmunds
>>225114861im 30you grow up
https://youtube.com/shorts/6PxNCgRiPYQ
Noisy Neighbour update: Day 24Apologies for the radio silence lads, I know you live for these updates. There simply hasn't been anything to update you on. I've been prodding the council for a response to no avail, until today.Council called me up at 10.30am this morning. Said they've triangulated the location of this screaming retard. They know his address. They know his name. They've been in contact with the housing association (also owned by the council) who are responsible for him being there.The wheels have been set in motion for his removal but at the same time she said if I keep recording and raising complaint after complaint, it will expedite the process. Basically told me to be an annoying karen if I want it done fast.We're going to win this lads.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790719233311346.mp4
>>225114874Can just tell you absolutely love cock
got 'gium in the 'ter
>>225114899im 40you grow up
>>225114911COME ONNEIGH
Sorry, I don’t like Britain.
>>225114920stop talking like a baby ffs
>>225114899Bro exposed himself as unc for NO reason :skull:
>>225114911get the mentals carted off
>>225114911Fuck yes brother, COME ON!
playing crusader kings 3 and drinking polish vodka from my sweaty childhood bedroom (im a 30 year old virgin neet)
I want to tongue Emma Watson’s poo encrusted hiney.
>>225114911hahahah forgot about this mental cunt
>>225114899>>225114921im 50 and you both need to grow up or ill give you a thick ear
Dodecatuple lock
I'll give ya a thick cock
really don't like AI
>>225114990Who's Al?Capone?
>>225114990murray?
What are the real chances of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland ceasing to be part of the United Kingdom? Honestly, I wouldn't give a shit if it weren't for the contagion effect that could reach certain regions of Spain.
I want AI to manipulate and control me like one of those victims in the YouTube vids
bowie went shit after scary monsters and super creeps then went good again after the next day
>>225114944an completely insufferable cunt
>>225114996>>225114999you two go to the same comedy club? punks
>>225114874
>>225115011unc too old to understand the comedic chops of the youth
>>225114702https://vocaroo.com/1l4vnvjGLwtb
Me on the right
>>225114943no reason to be sweaty and messy when you have all that free time and energyyoull regret wasting your youth at some point and youll have no one else to blame but yourself
>>225114911where is he getting shipped off too?
>>225115007everyone forgets the thing where he had a period where he was a nonce and a coke head and straight up endorsed fascismjust like they forget freddie mercury shagged an asian male prostitute of questionable age until he needed emergency medical care for an anal prolapse then shouted "this ones broken get me another"just like they forget boy george kidnapped a male prostitute tied him to a radiator and whipped him with a metal chain
You can't let your mind dwell on...
>>225114919>>225115026what's wrong with liking tori amos
>>225115003
>>225114271
>>225115055*click click*
>>225115055this is an ai image right?
>>225114856Fuck, those be nice tits ahhhhhhh
>>225115090I wish
writing my suicide note in esperanto
fat and ugly gimly looking character working at the local co-op. Simple minded lad but hes happy where he is and doesnt have a care in the world for anything bigger, he's reached his level in life and thats just stocking shelves and having chats with customers and staff. Wish I had that level of confidence in the direction I had in life
me? listening to death grips
>>225115096what do you bloody well think youre playing at
me being jealous of literal retards again
>>225115065perhaps a block awayperhaps papua new guineamakes no difference to me desushe stressed "we're trying to deal with this in the most humane way possible" as if I give a fuck
>>225115128don't think you are
>>225114911That's rorke
ate 330g of chocolate biscuits in one sitting
>>225115125and yet being fat and ugly without ambition id rather spend time with him than you as youre ugly on the inside
>>225114944IF it wasn't pooey would you still be interested?
they should rename alcohol to palcohol because everybody is my pal when I am drunk
Beck when I was a wee lad, I could jack and jerk all day. Now at 31, my dick is dead and limp, with no blood.
>>225115163ESL moment. Don't see any other explanation for how monged your reading comprehension is
>>225115143didnt ask what you think did i
>>225115169*rapes you*feel that?
>>225115169I pinch my foreskin and shake it around to get it hard
Tylko jedno w głowie mamKoksu pięc gramOdlecieć samW krainę zapomnieniaW głowie mysli mamKiedy skończy się ten stanGdy już nie będę samBo wjedzie biały węgorz
>>225115164Yes.
Lads, did you know during the famine, it was a mixture of bad things being done by bad people and the good things done by the good people
>>225115193>>>/eire/
yawn
>>225115173ok
>utterly vile rant
Listening to the Flobots
irishmong trying to talk about his country's history without mentioning Britain challenge impossible (he's the rape victim of europe)
>>225115210this is your life :/
>>225115220dont think you are
Listening to The Ting Tings
>>225115232KEEEEEEEKKaty pointing and laughing at this bumbling incel
>>225115184IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT!!!!!
Stop bullying
>>225115232meant for >>225114944>>225114856
listening to the jungle rhythms of the cronem next door with mum
>>225115112one last fuck you to the world
i noticed the schizo spam happens on Tuesday nights
>>225115259NOOO YOU CAN'T HUMILIATE HIM WITH KATY AGAIN HE'S GOT PTSD NOT FAIR!
>>225115251dont think you are
>>225115273oooh you're an observant little fella aren't ya?
>>225115262youll take it and youll do nothing
>>225115269Would (lick her mouth while sitting on the floor, sniff her boobs and ass and curl up next to her)
listening to the echoes of my ancestors (they're calling me a virgin freak)
>>225115264ill ask again where can i see her pussy please
>>225115311probably between her legs
>>225115311reverse image search on yandex lad xx
>>225115128me? listening to lankum
>>225115264>not one cut markhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrbf9zPKyRI
gaped into oblivion: a raped rorke tale
nice mixture of olanzapine and grey goose happening in this glass currently in my hand and i type with my mind xD
>>225115348
Zeidy is a shadow of his former self. He's a husk of a man. A despised dictator living in a rural log cabin wasting away his final years in quiet rage and desperation.
>>225115337dont think you are
if there are any higher forces within this reality, they surely hate me and have gone to great lengths to ensure my misery and hopelessness
>>225115365He got broken from when his mom got BLACKED. It was over from the start for this permanent problem to everywhere spastic that can't feed itself and constantly shits wherever it goes
>>225115388Fake disorder
would you kindly kill me with a single instantaneous blow to the head?
stupid whale nigga
>>225115382were not really in reality, its just a simulation and youre just enacting your lines of code
>>225115365he has no zest anymorehe doesn't even post the ai generated children at this point
