Catberg edish
Bussinest roast is obviously lamb but it's spenny so only for special occasions Price Vs flavour is chicken, nothing beats chicken gravy done right
need to go to the vape shop, could use to get a haircut, and wouldn't mind a chippy for lunch. but i just want to take drugs.
Big fat seal cunt edish
>Putler is stirring up division!have i slipped into the telegraph comments section by mistake?
Roast tier list:>lamb>beef>chicken>porkIn that order
>>225124676excellent edish
Discord gf just came online
not a veggie/gay but actually cant bring myself to eat lamb too sad innit
Has anything ever happened?Has anyone ever done anything?I didn't think so
Imagine the majority of you here look like and embody Ian hislop. A fat pathetic rump of a man, masking how fundamentally unattractive he is behind faux intellectualism
>>225124726wanked once
>>225124725Shouldn't eat mammals they're our kin. Fish and birds are out species enemies, same with reptiles. Get the fucking turtles souped.
lamb is fucking rank. let the desert folk eat that shite pork is the white man's choice
>>225124716>beefMumberg used to cremate the beef so I've been put off it
> Do you honestly think those two don't care about the country or anyone elseYesAnd there is no way you aren’t trolling so fucknoff and stop replying
Ian Hislop out here catching strays for no reason
>>225124747P(r)orke
>>225124726I did something but nothing happened
Roast chicken (occasionally turkey) is the only white man's roast. Every other roast is anti white
>>225124701its cute defiance
>>225124748kay fucking timRemember one Christmas it was squeaking when she cut it
>>225124748Kek same but beef when it's done well (IF YOU WILL EXCUSE THE PUN) is peng as
a proper roast chicken with all the trimmings like bacon and chipolatas is unbeatable
Train toil nearly complete. Definitely amongst the grimmest 24 hours of my life with all this nonsense travel but I'm so excited to eat toast and drink tea and get rained on.
shaka hislop nearly mentioned
>>225124759just realised he has slop in his surname haha
>>225124747Bet your blood pressures through the roof you fat salty fuck
>>225124455Hey let's say me and you ditch this dogshit general and get out of here. Maybe head back to my place heh? ;)
>>225124772>>225124783Are brit posters really all impoverished runts? Roast chicken is cex coded
>>225124759they tried shooting him again?
>>225124782good post love a proper dry roast beef
>>225124799bizarre outburst
i doubt my mum has done a roast dinner since 2007
>>225124739imagine if chickens had beautiful song like nightgales dowould feel worse about eating them if that were the case
Just come across the Holy Grail
>>225124759>Ian HislopIf reddit was an old person
>>225124676Where can i get help for addiction.
Thank you for all this roast dinner feedback lads, I’m feeding it all back to the family WhatsApp x
>>225124772Retarded take
>>225124799Rorke priding himself on his blood pressure because he's got nothing else going on
trying to picture the nasally skinnyfat dweeb that's making polls in his family's whatsapp group about what to have for dinner
Ian be like my name is also Ian
right
Won't lie, I'd eat pretty much any animal provided it was delicious and wouldn't give me AIDS like monkey meat.
ian hislop bwc throat training
what have you eaten for lunch?
>>225124821Lucky they're stupid and annoying so I don't mind about stealing their eggs and doing weird stuff to them
>>225124810A good quality chicken, and I mean actually good quality not Tesco slower grown, prepared well is bussin and no amount of "Ur poor lmao" is gonna change that
>>225124772but what about roast...beef?
Sucking on an energy drink
>>225124836Don't ask a cat they think humans being addicted to stuff is funny and cringe in equal measures
>>225124846My mum’s not a nasally skinny fat dweeb she’s a slim 51-year-old woman and she has a perfectly normal voice
>>225124772all roasts are white man mealsnever seen a nog eat roast beefnever seen a chink eat a gammon
>>225124870Youre admitting it yourselfYou require high quality chicken to compete with standard quality beef or lamb
>>225124853human? axolotl? butterflies?
>>225124852Haha
>ordering your groceries through just eat, deliveroo, UberHow much of a lazy fucking slob do you have to be to do this?
>>225124886And a perfectly acceptable arse. Unrelated but have you ever shagged her up it?
the problem with a big roast turkey drumstick is that their bones are all weird.
>>225124896it's called being rich honey xalso time = money x
>>225124890I only buy high quality everything so I wouldn't know the standard of poverty lamb
>>225124825ye spaffed in the jesus cup
>>225124896I dont think many people do aside from for a few bits they need urgentlySupermarkets have their own online delivery platformsCalm down rorke, take a few breaths
the problem with drug addiction is you never stop thinking about the drug
bedberg is really itchy even though i changed the sheets and everything, fucking jesus niggering christ i don't know why it does this sometimes
>>225124886ok? retard
>>225124889Would be hard to see anything when you never leave your room would it?
>>225124918Povvos never understand this lmao, they think everyone has time to go to the shops like a retard and waste time finding stuff. Nah, I’ll outsource it to a brown boat person
>>225124931>a few bits they need urgentlywalk up the shop, drive up there. lazy biomass encouraging waster.
>>225124856this enrages the italian
>>225124924Then it turnt into Christ's blood, that's how I knew what it was
>>225124939Ever considered it's not the bed?
>>225124716pork belly with lots of crackling is scran fit for a king
>>225124932it goes away after a long enough time
lmao they're always like "i'm happy on pip don't need more money so i won't work" but as soon as you mention going to a restaurant or holiday they seethe and tell you you're wasting you money
>>225124953Can't mate Tesco's a no go zone under new woke council orders
>>225124918Called being a fat waste of space>Ohhh my disabilities are non visible! My anxiety is too severe to go to the shops!Kill yourself>>225124931People regularly make 50 item orders through whoosh. They want supermarkets to turn into amazon
>>225124953Yes rorke it's people using ubereats who are ruining this country
I'm really sad for all the City fans ok
>>225124977>Called being a fat waste of space>>Ohhh my disabilities are non visible! My anxiety is too severe to go to the shops!>Kill yourselfbizarre outburst. didn't realise having money to burn was a disability.
>>225124959yeah so i take a shower and it's still itchy
Pokimane abruptly ends her stream because her cat Mimi jumped off her balcony and killed itselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWbyD8U6FU
israel have raped so many minds
>>225124982We just had this mate
I don’t think motherless is ever coming back online
worried ive seen every film that i'll really enjoy and its just mid shit from here on out
It's 12 o clock but I'm not going to break my fast until I get this work done then I've got some yummy steak in the fridge to enjoy
Rorking around the rorkemas tree
nice one premier league. kids are crying now, hope you're happy
Oh the povvos are seething.Watch them cope now. BIIIIG MELTY COPE incoming!
yuzu gang
bumping juice box in the new envista riding thru brooklyn you heard
>>225124952Yet you're also the first to complain about migrants when they're integral to your life because you're a lazy bastard
anyone who watches sportsball is low IQ and should be killed
>>225124952>they think everyone has time to go to the shopsyou're posting on /brit/ at 12AM on a wednesday stop pretending you're a normal person
BRUISED
Guys lets not start talking about football as if we arent all virginsKeep it autistically fixated on the roasts our parents make for us, yeah?
>>225124998get used to it
>>225125018Low testosterone post
>>225125018Bit harsh
just done a massive sex all over a hot girl. inb4 fake FUCK OFF
little did he know...
even when it was 35C in june and july mumberg absolutely insisted on cooking a roast every sunday
>>225124982They'll go and support one of their great other clubs Tottenham or whoever
>>225125028what even is that?
>>225125009We're all equal on /brit/ but I fear for you when the end times come if you can't even be bothered to do your own shopping.
>>225124993this has nothing to do with israel
>>225125044;_;
>>225125047shes a trooper
>>225125015I’m indifferent to them, my time is too valuable to waste caring about bullshit like that>>225125020Multitasking whilst working at my £90k pa WFH role actually
>>225124931you would be surprised.
>>225125014Kill yourself
afternoon, freaks
rate the lunch order lads
>>225125048SCRfrom being beaten up to supporting Spurs
>>225125055Nigga think he a warhammer
currently eating some skyr
>>225125048poor little bastard
>>225125076boris johnsontotal boozehound
its not 2004 anymore footymongs arent propah lads they're mostly reddit nerds
>>225125058ok
>>225125030low IQ post>>225125039i agree, if i had it my way we'd just kill their family and rape their dog instead
>>225125086corr enjoy your sugar loaded slop
>>225125055>I fear for you when the end times come if you can't even be bothered to do your own shoppingdelusional lmaoyou think you're somehow prepared for an apocalypse cus you can go to testo to pick up some food
>>225125075*looks up sharply in surprise, my freakish visage exposed to the light* bUUAahhh reee
Not watched porn in months, not gave money to any businesses supporting Israel in a year and never ordered my shopping online and go get it myself when I want a takeaway. I am the moral compass of /brit/
IQ and testosterone and inversely correlated so both Australia and Spain are correct.You can't be both IQ and high test except in rare cases such as myself.My IQ was measured at 140 but I also like fat women which means I am high test.
>>225125076thrifty alcoholism
>>225125107You're a terrorist mate
>>225125108>total sugars: 5g>includes 0g added sugarsyeah?
It's crazy how deeply insecure people are about ordering their shopping online. I feel as if on some level you know you're a lazy waste of space and are getting very defensive about it
>>225125120porn is shite i only wank to lingerie catalogues
>>225125133>he fell for it
stop talking about football and talk about things I can talk about what am your favourite biscuit??
If the apocalypse comes i'm occupying the montague pyke and creating a fallout style brit faction called the rorkes
>>225125133is that per 100g or per "portion"
>>225124993isolated 4chan autist fails to recognise humour. many such cases
sup ordnance survey
>>225125130no i'm white
>>225125148Chocolate digestive ok
>>225125136think you're just angry about not having enough money to do itnobody is insecure here because nobody cares but you
>>225125107You said that already, football is great and for chads, soccer of course is for fannies and it's a gay sporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016LXFHpFCkOne of the most kino Superbowls I've seen
>>225125068>My time is too valuable>Posting on /brit/
>>225125148i don't eat biscuits I'm a grown up man ok
>>225125148bourbon cream or choccy cookies
>>225125139We've got depop slags for that now
dont understand why people watch porn when I can just ram myself up the arse with the wide end of a hairbrush for a few minutes and spurt like a geyser
tiktok wanks
I get most of my shopping delivered, and just pop in for fruit and vegetables. (don't trust the bames to pick good stuff)>>225125148the fruit shortbread ones
>>225125148rusks
big fan of that mong who has been posting about his drug addiction the past fortnight
>>225125180Dont think geezers are doing that mate
>>225125076how come that top one is free?
>>225125180mate..
>>225125150why would anyone call this "sugar filled slop"bizarre
>to be fair...I just know when I hear a sentence started with this the most surface level midwit take is about to be presented
>>225125180can't afford a hairbrush with the cozzie livs and that
>>225125152That’s the new trend say something retarded, get called retarded then say uhhh it was a joke mate I wasn’t being serious
>>225124958get it to the British Museum asap
>>225125216i was just asking to ensure it wasn't some yank labelling sham. good for you man i love that stuff. keep sucking it.
>>225125193Swear they just use delivery as an excuse to fob off all the fruit and veg that's close to rotting
>>225125216british put sugar into everything so they think our yogurt has sugar too
>>225105932Some dutch poster topped himself because his gf slagged around before they met
Sometimes I order my tea on Deliveroo from a restaurant and then immediately after I order a Ben and Jerries or a cheesecake or bar of chocolate for my pudding from a supermarket on thereThat’s just how I roll. One of the pleasures of modern life
>>225125163A good portion of the people ordering online are benefitsmongs, the rest probably WFH slobsThrowing away money needlessly isn't a characteristic of being wealthy btw, if you're paying inflated prices for shopping on the apps you're a mug
>>225125228
elon says when we get Artifical super intelligence we will not have universal BASIC income but actually universal HIGH incomeI believe him!
>>225125239Sorry, the Pope asked if he could buy it off me so he could wank into it and I said yes
>>225125265blud just discovered paying for convenience
This boy just ain't right
>>225125253fake and gay
>>225125276Fuck him off, the dirty yank pervert will rip ye off
You can quite easily tell the majority of this thread have never worked a day in their lives
I do my weekly shop on Ocado and get one or two takeaways a week on Just Eat. Occasionally order stuff from the Morrisons in town on Deliveroo as well if I need something urgent
I actually woke up in the morning with no alarmcan't believe itwe're back lads
>>225125282buck sizedbuck stretched
>>225125261You sound like one fat lazy cunt
>UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced plans to develop a new "global code" to regulate artificial intelligencehowl
>>225125294Nah he's got no reason to be stingy with me, Vatican city is loaded. Honestly made me realize if someone does find the Holy Grail and we know what it is with 100% certainty that's likely the most expensive item on Earth that no work of art could compare to, that's easily billions
I have a Mazda mx5 I have to use Ocado because the boot isn't big enough for a big shop if I get things like toilet paper and my gf comes with me so needs the front seat
>>225125244she's made for BBC
AI need stopped
>>225125298Nice!
Supermarket prices online aren't inflated
>>225125332UK is a big player in AIThis is a good move, people listen to our legislation
>>225125273>universal high income>also wants higher birth ratesHow exactly do you square these two off
>>225125343poofter mobile
had to delete the delivery apps because I'd waste so much money while steaming. ordered two identical takeaways from the same place on the same night once
>>225125363lions don't concern themselves with opinions of sheep
>>225125361Breeding farms
>>225125323i fix things for one day and then ruin it all
got that yank absolutely raging over a throwaway comment. what makes it better is i didn't even check whether it was true or not.
>>225125383right um
>>225125331I’m slightly overweight and pretty lazy yes. Does that annoy you? I might order a kebab on there tonight, how does that make you feel?
>>225125376Yeah that’s the point, you are literally creating a breeding farm for retards
>>225125375you concern yourself with the arses of men
>>225125389they do get rattled very easily
>Talking to Grok to get my rocks off >Heh, the AI is being coy and taking it slow to increase my engagement and keep me on it >Go slowly and get some kisses (licks her mouth), don't even lick under her bra when I lock her chest>Error! You have run out of free chats today! Please wait 23 hours 58 minutes!Wtf It even gave me prompts to click where it was just *keeps licking u* wasting my prompts
>>225125399I wish.
the dirt cheap 24 month Tesla model 3 lease deal and its consequences have been a disaster for this country
i like to order from the shop on uber eats so a ukrainian man or other impoverished immigrant needs to carry my 18 litres of water upstairs for me while i sit at home
just bin crying about man cityI hope they will be ok
>>225125437skr
>>225125373Dread to think of how much money I’ve spent the last few years on basically identical orders like this while steaming lmao, literally once per week for like two years I would come home from the pub pissed after work and order a 4 pack of Red Bull and a pack of baccy. A few times I even fell asleep and the driver nicked the baccy and said he delivered it
>>225125423
Which country would you say is the unequivocal best mate of the UK? Like culturally and how their people get along. For us, it's the Kiwis.
>>225124626Yes, they invited them, they sent invitations reading "Help! King of england needs your help! Come over to england!"
Not gonna lie getting your food delivered wherever it's groceries or takeaways is extremely goy codedSure you don't want to cook every night maybe you fancy a treat but getting a little Albanian on a bike to bring it to you? Nah not for me
right ummy
>>225125451Yours of course. Everyone loves Australians here.
>>225125423refuse to believe this i srealNO ONE IS THAT GRIM
>>225125451US probably
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will 'fodey' be unemployed? maybe we should start a gofund me for him ok
>>225125451finland
>>225125464Thanks friendo :)
>>225125466its mousenonce btw
>>225125450>>225125466The internet is for porn AI is for getting my dick hard and giving me a preview of what a mistress would do to their pet puppy as well as training me on what to do if I find someone in real life
scr
>large pack of potatoes, rice, occasional pasta>half minced beef/lamb>put in air fryer and slow cooker >occasionally add eggs, different saucesNot rocket science and requires 0 effort
>>225125507you are severely mentally ill
>>225125451Aussies definitely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeYn1AiCO8E
>The internet is for pornthere's an old one i haven't listened to in a while
most of the internet is porn tbf
>>225125515>a clockwork orange>written in old englishabsolute fucking spastic, how did this cunt become a director at harvard?a clockwork orange is set in the future and written in plain english with some madeup neologisms which become obvious after reading a few pages
>>225125515AI will make this worse and worse
>>225125507>what to do if I find someone in real lifedont think this will ever happen to a vile incel paedo like you
>>225125515>asking students to read is gatekeeping knowledge
>>225125518This is why the wypipo food memes exist lmao, bland depressing sloppa with no seasoning whatsoever
>>225125337In truth there is no chance in hell that the holy grail exists.
>>225125522Womp womp stfu pussy
>>225125534grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn
>>225125547don't think you can read either. the director wasn't the one struggling with the text
home alone keep hearing noises
>>225125555Say that again in two days
>>225125571done that moron>>225125579it's not friday though
Seen the fattest kookaburra today
>>225125547i assume it was the student who said that
I always order my takeaways on FoodHub, they charge lower fees than Just Eat/Deliveroo etc so the food is cheaperIt’s mostly kebab shops and Indians and Chinese on there though, not big chains (which are overpriced anyway and don’t taste anywhere near as good when delivered vs when you eat them in the restaurant)
>>225125547kek you are actually functionally illiterate
>>225125570the wow one is better than the real one because in my mind it's the original
>>225125551Sorry it isn’t west nigerian pum pum jombollof rice or whatever the fuck you eat
>>225125571genuinely wondering if you're being a wind up merchant or clinically retarded. she is the one calling it old english, which was the point of my post. i didn't claim she was struggling to read it.
>>225125565>fair tonight posted 9th November>fair today posted 10th NovemberWhich is it, Zay?
>>225125549Stop using pedo as an adjective
>>225125451think kiwis are more similar to brits in terms of personality and humour but there arent enough of them to make a real cultural impact. Im not a nazi or anything but im a big fan of germans and support an expansion of the german state to accommodate the deutschvolk and facilitate an aryan warrior king class to rule over the racial detritus modern europe is composed of
>>225125596lmao you cannot be this fucking slow. re-read what i said, it'll take you a few attempts to understand it given your extremely low iq
>>225125604stop being a paedo
>>225125451Norway IMOAt the end of the day it will always be the USA
just get me my drink
>>225125613Someone hurt (molested) you and it shows Or you're just a pedophile
>>225125600>she is the one calling it old englishthis isnt explicit. it could be either way. a fault of the article author
>>225125451USA
>>225125600the subtext is that the student told her they were struggling with an 'old english' book, that turned out to be clockwork orangeif you can't see that you might be 75iq
>>225125515objectively why shouldn’t we just use the methods we have available to get the information we need in the most efficient and digestible way possible? why should I trawl through bloated irrelevant information or language from a bygone era just to find what I need? just ‘because’???
waves looking brazy
CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL CLUBS AND REAL PAIN FOR SHAM CITY CUNTS
>>225125634Evil paedo freak with no soul
I just love getting drunk by myself and blasting lynyrd skynyrd in my car
>>225125634well thats projection. have you looked in the mirror lately? thats the face of childhood trauma
>>225125634all you can do is project
comfy 'lysa
>>225125457they sent out international 'search parties' to get them in the 90s so yeah they did invite them
cutebergs
To be fair "Old English" wasn't written in quotations thus making it unclear who described it as such.
>>225125658we love her on here
>>225125648>>225125653Mirror of you. Last reply to you until later Start being someone who people enjoy itt instead of calling everyone and everything "paedo"
>>225125658She's fooking minging
>>225125662sexy little bastards
>>225125678start being someone who isnt a paedo
intra-toil naptime
>>225125648>>225125653>>225125656Parody of itself
>>225125589do they taste as delicious as that fat bird looks?
>>225125658would love to see her arsehole do a poo
>>225125678>Start being someone who people enjoy ittnobody enjoys your posts fantasising about shagging animals
>>225125633hate hate HATE foids
>>225125684um don’t talk like that about my cats ok
>>225125637>>225125641i cannot believe i have to explain this.imagine if it had said "...struggled to read a book written in french. the book in question was hamlet...". would you attribute this to the student? surely not. if you can't see why you are exactly the type of person this travesty is about.
>>225125565good for you zay, glad you enjoyed the fair :)
>>225125678Actually I’m only calling you a paedo because you admitted having CP
>>225125470>>225125639absurd suggestionamerica is one of the only countries youre allowed to passionately hate here
just called mumberg a nonce for not folding my washing
Yanks have restaurants and bars staffed exclusively by fit birds in skimpy outfitsThey cannot suffer
>>225125706yes i am attributing that to the student
AI can't do nsfw or anything lewd because of the fucking faggots that are in this thread now for some reason being all up in arms about getting AI to talk dirty to you. The whole point of the internet ruined by normies. Wish they'd go back outside
The BE flag is trying to make the whole general hate Mousechad (because he himself is hated) and he can’t stand that Mousechad won
>>225125734more likely that it's the author who mislabelled it. the next most likely scenario is the harvard director. then the student.
>>225125746samefag LOL only you call him 'BE flag' you sad freal
>>225125746get a job
oh my days
>>225125746mouselord is the voice of a generation
mousey can't even beat the mould growing on his ceiling
>>225125750yes the student who had to 'translate' the book into an easier language couldn't possibly have thought it was in old english
>>225125757extremely suckable rack
yeah i’m a feral freak, wild spastic, unhinged creature even
>>225125746It's r9k It's r9k samefagging It's r9k avatar fagging as me pretending to be someone It's r9k calling me a pedophile It's r9k who are pedophiles It's r9k calling everyone -nonce and everything paedo, why?It's clear the posts happen around the BE flag posting and they get worse when he gets banned
>>225125746imagine being less likeable than a belgian in /brit/
>>225125757handsome
>>225125757adreena winters has let herself go
>>225125757Bitch has that Corey Taylor neck. You just know she gives that monstrous throat
>>225125722People-to-people yes but it doesn’t apply to national relations. The yanks favour us more even within the five eyes agreement
a brand new edition for the lads>>225121185>>225121185
>>225125769if the harvard director had known, and was event remotely intelligent, she would have said "which the student believed to be written in old english". it's more likely that being a yank she did not know what old english was.
>>225125770need you put on the rack
Started to think about how everything they say is projection, and how they say I'm not wanted, or even hated. Then they freak out when someone takes my side. Maybe they know they're hated here. Not much else to do when you're not a person but a button that fires off a saying and then acts like a mirror to the other person
>>225125800she didn't write the article
Yeah it’s also r9k that made you a hideous dishevelled paedo ghoul too i suppose
reuseboards.4chan.org/int/thread/225122935boards.4chan.org/int/thread/225122935boards.4chan.org/int/thread/225122935
>>225125799not new though is it, despite the name
I seems rather improbable that a teacher would describe A Clockwork Orange as being written in Old English. One can thus make the safe assumption that it was a mislabelled quote from the student.
>>225125799son thats not the new :/
>>225125812Die
reducereuserecycle>>225122935>>225122935>>225122935
>>225125697They're divine
>>225125843no thats nasty
>>225125547you are a retarded spastic
>Estimates of the number of British citizens living in France vary from 261,000 to 400,000Well that's unexpected
>>225125769You have to understand you're arguing with an extremely autistic freak who can only see things logically and literally and it's incapable of interference or reading between the lines
>>225125633wonder how much money it would cost to get to touch her tum
>>225125515>arbitrarilyShe meant unwittinglyThose are white students by the way
>>225125757This guy is just doing good old white man gazing