wet wednesday edish
cockaigne subedish
right well it's Thursday and the weather is quite nice
>>225128511cute!
He spends hours on here every day staging protests about the politics conversations
ammonia sandwiches for lunch
nicotine is so mid ive used pouches for months and quit the day after
>>225128568i want to fuck that orange
30 days have speptember
historylegends is hardly /pol/bait
>>225128560trying too hard to create a new dolly
>>225128551mad you're supposed to look at this and be disgusted
>>225128580You did that yourself with your endless sob story diary blogs about politics discussion
mums got the picky bits in from lidl for tea
>>225128572well ive told you to stop eating that havent i
Raping a pidgeon
>>225128575
its over for porke pig related
>>225128574nicotine does next to nothing and i say this as someone who smoked for years because it looked cool and got me smoke breaks at my minimum wage job
>>225128612you'll do nothing
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ne8AdRxA0ug?si=c6ahCl3vhSey3xEiThey fuck dogs >>225128560And you spend your days (after waking up and reading what the government tells you to read) talking about politics where it's off topic thinking you are making a change (you're an idiot)
if you could ban one regular poster forever who would it be?
Had a dream there was a terrible water shortage and also a bed shortage. People had to queue up to use beds and toilets and stuff at designated facilities. Reckon it was telling me to drink more water and get more sleep and do a poo.
>>225128608>Me Stepmum's Too Fuckin' Hot Matescrrmsmaidjfnfkppaiauwbwllgng
>>225128627Toby no
i wonder what horrible things mousepeado's parents did to him to make him this way
>>225128630Heathermong and its not even close
>>225128630Myself.
>>225128630MeI could do without being allowed back here
picky bits? bleurgh! How uncultured and low-class.charcuterie board? woah sign me up that's so sophisticated just like my Frasier television program!
Guys I'm totally going to change the election I'm going to get my team elected by posting here every day for 10 hours that's my life I do it for free I'm winning I'm winning Sad life. NEVER talk to a polshit
>>225128600i've checked the archive and i can't find anything about this from yesterdayit wasn't me you were talking to
>>225128630myself
>>225128630gyaldemnonce
>>225128630probably the greek i hate his fucking guts. mousenonce has been pretty quiet recently. heathernonce has also calmed down a bit sometimes he makes posts now and i dont even realise its him until he lets it slip in a reply
>>225128630you
>>225128662>>225128663>>225128671neeks
>>225128630dollymong blogposter. The dollies themselves are obnoxious in their own space in a vacuum but bearable, but the real autist is the one that just called everybody heathermong and blogs about him and mousey and a whole roster of characters he has in his schizo mind
1st of october tomorrow
>>225128680Another person you don't like is a nonce? Shocking. That makes all of them now
october 1st tomorrow
>>225128667You're embarrassing yourself now big guy, pipe down.
>>2251286648/10 post turned into a 9/10 by the mention of Frasier.
>>225128700might not beremains to be seen
>>225128627is the various ways you imagine sex with animals on topic?
>>225128706he admitted to grooming children online
>>225128706Why do you think every post you dislike is being made by the same person
who the hell is greek
for me, i'd ban the "she fuck dogs" poster
>>225128727Me
>>225128712knew you'd enjoy it frasierlad x
>>225128683greek cringes me tf outalmost feel a bit sorry for him
>>225128727michael flatley
theres a very upset brown young man in here having a bad day
>>225128709Yeah, you arePolshite HAS GOT TO BE some sort of fallacy for how you retards waste your entire life giving a shit about it thinking you matterI'm sure you well think you're informed after reading the government/state news daily though
No nut November begins in one month. Get it out of your system before it's too late.
>>225128727greekmong communist
Someone here mentioned that birds can die if exposed to smoke and aerosols and stuff. Bit worried about setting up this bird feeder near my window now as it's basically an exhaust port for loads of smoke and stuff.
pwning imaginary pakis on /brit/
>>225128754Nobody cares how you feel wogboy have a cry xx
Alright I'm out of the bath you may proceed
>>225128727Irishgreekmong
>>225128766acting like cats
is the parasite poster mousey or heathermongalso is the guy who goes on about poltards mousey or heathermong
its impossible to have decent self-esteem if you dont shagjust feel like a loser all the time
protestmong nowhere to be seen when mousenonce and heathermong spam the general with shite and pokemon, curious...
>>225128781all me
Saw these turtles at Palermo botanical gardens and it was great! Love turts
>>225128766theyre so adorable
>>225128783>its impossible to have self-esteem if you have no self-esteemwoah Socrates over here
Earned about £4 in 2 days taking surveys on youGov surveys. Each one is about 5 minutes long and it's easy with their UIThat's 4/20 pounds for the 4chan pass so I can get poltards out (the money is a stake or giving a shit or not doing it for free etc.)Shall be working with my wallet to get the Pol immigrants out. They truly are a parody of themselves!
favourite gimmick? back to school try on haul
>>225128783I've shagged dozens of time and i still feel like an unconfident loser
>>225128796Oh my god you're so fucking boring
>>225128813not sure that's a gimmick, moreso you just being a nonce
>>225128700>>225128708mad
Today I walked through Tokyo Station at night.It was built in 1914 by a Japanese architect who studied under Sir Josiah Conder (a London-born architect whose name is known to every Japanese person).
>>225128826https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
Got a terrible habit of playing the same song over and over when I'm drunk and then it's stuck in my head for days. And spammed in my YouTube algorithm.
>>225128826Projectiongmong
>>225128814reckon if it came down to it those 4 horses could batter that moose to death
>>225128811dude
>>225128810cope>>225128820its not a gurantee but it is a requirement
>>225128813Doing that when you get horny after calling everyone paedophiles for 12 hours?
>>225128851no idea what you're on aboutit just funny
Might piss on Commodore Perry's grave Japan was perfect until he showed up
>>225128823you are having a meltdown
>>225128837KTIM! KTIM!!!
>>225128830Interesting post
no idea what any of these petty squabbles are about
>>225128418fuck off
Mad that some dude went to Japan and was just like, did you know you can build houses out of stuff other than wood? And just fucked up everyone's shit for the rest of time
If there WERE a master race (best poster) ITT, then all the other races (posters) would be jealous, and constantly seethe at them, try to take them down and put down their posts, or leech off the posts to get (you)s, is what the inferior posters would do, seethers that they are
kneel to your new fuhrer
this cat he live in tesco
>>225128830get it full of vape shops and turkish barbers
another wednesday with the lads on brit
>>225128866he was a "friend" THOUGH
>>225128898Bro think he a plamt
>>225128868You do not have a soul by the way. You aren't a person! 0 sentience!Don't bother replying. I won't care. You aren't people after all
Pokemon? Yeah go on then Just reached Kanto in HGSS, going to spend another million hours playing Voltorb Flip for a couple Porygons. Having a bit of a read now though
>>225128870You can't cut a cats whiskersThey use them for direction and navigation
>>225128879someone probably spaffed over this 100 years agoimagine plucking out some guy from 1920 and showing him xhamster
>>225128837i do this and i hate it
hes just a little upset I called him indian the other day so he's had to readjust his bloody benchod bastard bitch boring script
>>225128886yet yanks still build houses out of matchsticks
hate it when the wind and rain are beating at the windows and youre nice and cozy with a cup of chamomile tea and good book beside the fire in your sleeping gown and night cap and then you close the book and go to bed and then toss and turn sleeplessly for 8 hours because youre an alcoholic and you cant go a night without it
japanese people call a donkey a rabbit horse
>>225128898he lives in tesco ok
>>225128913meds, now
>>225128914They can't handle you liking this because someone else likes this and what they think or feel is what everyone else thinks and feels and the people they don't like well nobody likes them but they still have to complain lie and freak out and
>>225128924This is what happened to India and look where that got us
Having some cheese n onion crisps while sitting in the garden. It lush x
we should really all live underground.
>>225128898bros part of the team
>>225128960dwarf cunt
fucking state
>>225128931Really not kekking over the fact that this is me. What's the opposite of a kek?
>>225128960Based and tunnelpilled
the current youtube watch: "FREEMASONIC PRESENTATION ON SEMEN RETENTION"
Didn’t do it Monday said I’d start Tuesday insteadGot high on Tuesday and said I’ll start today WednesdayWednesday I’ve binned it off and decided I’ll start on Monday
Always the biggest NPC Goyim to ever exist saying "meds". Why? To be more like you? All your conversations you've ever had are a leaf diagram with 2 branches You are not a human being but property
Been browsing reddit a bit recently (I know) and I've noticed that whenever there's a semi serious topic to be discussed you'll have a flood of users coming in making quips and jokes (usually some wordplay followed by 20 other people doing iterations) completely derailing the topicWhat proportion of Reddit is bots because it seems very coordinated, or does everyone there just think this is how to behave?
i am doing the mario 'long jump' and 'screaming'
>>225128898tesco kedi
the most famous miserable cheap bastard in all of literature (Ebenezer Scrooge) was, of course, based on a real-life scottish man haha
>>225128960alri jamiroquai
japanese people will tell you off for talking on your phone on the train and then go back to reading their magazine called child porn deluxe
poor lad's schizophrenia has ruined his life
>>225128983the reverse of a kek is a kek because you can never not kek
>>225129013sc
Dare any of you niggas to spend one single entire night in the Palermo catacombs. You couldn't do it, it's too creepy. 8000 dead bodies all strung up all over the place.
>>225129003yahooo! yahooo! ya-ya-yayayayayayayayyay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y yahooo!
>>225128976care to explain what im looking at here?
>>225129024ok i won't do it
Some of you spend too much time on here and it shows.
>>225129024MY ancestors :)
is it kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGgaRmRP1ck
>>225128976●●THEHIDDEN2●%●●?????
>>225129040kek nigga this is me
>>225129024do i have to be hung up like one of those fellas or can i sleep in the corner
eating loads of chocolate because I've lost control of my nigga life
>>225128994Getting back on the that semen retention grind me. It day 3 x
Hey ladsMan City?More like MAN SHITTY!
>>225129024i wouldn't care cos im absolutely nails hard
>>225129002every website on the internet where people converse has bots doing that now, including here. Someone will say something bad about the government and suddenly theres posters having a nuclear meltdown over a little comment or two about the current situation
>>225129040Half the time half of it is just spambots programmed to increase retention and make you stay longer with their shit, same reason why moderators are so slow except for (straight) porn. Poltards are gay retard goys, like 1/6th a person
>>225129056Wased x
>>225129002you to have to label your thread with [Serious] to keep the quips at bay
>>225129053You can sleep on a shelf but there's also 150 skulls on the shelf and a bunch of baby mummies staring at you
The internet was created by the united states government
>>225129024I would simply make light of the situation and banter at the corpses. That's the English way to cope innit
>>225129073Carry on down this path and this could ruin your life
Really brave guys
>>225129078actually it was invented an english man
>>225129002>(I know)You sound like you fuck dogs
>>225129083I would touch them if you know what I mean
>>225128983kek its literally me too but not kek really its actually quite a bad situation and could already be impossible to get out of
>>225129083This is actually what I tried to do when I was there yesterday but it didn't work and I found it made me feel a certain way that I couldn't quite put my finger on. I think I memento'd mori too hard.
>>225129090Which english man did it invent?
>>225129089Leftypol almost getting it
>>225129089>Epstein classunironically does sound antisemitic this
god yanks are densehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOe2qjRdnSM
>>225129100You sick freak
>>225129074Kek I like how you always recognise my posts, must have that ultra autism instinct x
second time hes mentioned fucking dogs now
>>225129088True. I wish they would do their jobs thoughAnd (mirror) maybe that is why poltards do what they do. No risk, someone else does the thinking, and so on
anyone finding it weird how this dubai- tel aviv flight the passengers somehow got into the cockpit to stop the pilots fighting?After 9/11 I thought they made it so literally nothing you could do could get you into the cockpit
That is an incredibly jarring shift from a peak cozy cottagecore fantasy to the stark, painful reality of alcohol withdrawal insomnia
>>225128511ZAMN someone hand that kitty cat a towel, who with me?
>>225129124We on that semen retention grind together x
>>225129089same niggas that will throw a melty if you mention the paki rape gangs
/brit/ defending pedophiles again as per
>>225129134they said pretty please with a cherry on top
>>225129126> >>225129118HmmAnd so what
mad how wealthy "people" just act the same as lower class runts, just with more expensive drugs and prostitutes
>>225129126+2 to his dog sex count
What's the deal with white roadmen? Especially those up in areas that are overwhelmingly white to start with?Absolutely bizarre grim lifestyle.
>>225129148They need to get it into their thick WOKE minds that only jewish billionaires are allowed to molest children
hate my phone, hate social media, hate ai, just fucking leave me alonei know i still use 4chan but everything else i have removed or simplified
>>225129129pol posters are the most normal people on this website and always tell the unvarnished truth. You're just a transvestite that works at aldi and don't want to be reminded that statistically you're going to kill yourself in 5 years
>>225129134it's coming out that it was all lies. same with the air marshals, hardly any airlines refitted the pilot doors. it was all bullshit.
>>225129179ktimbers
>>225129178normal people would just settle for consistency
>>225129102Grim. Thinking about it, trying to make light of it could make it worse. Like you're avoiding the elephant in the room, opening yourself up to be blindsided by it. I guess the other cope would be religiosity. Crossing your chest and that. I'm not religious though.
mad that boomer women loved the beatles when they were younglings given the beatles are actally goodcontrast them to the boybands of our generation, they're all SHITE the femuncs had their heads screwed on right you know
>epstein class>ceos>billionaires>lobbysoilennials will say anything except jews
>>225129185You people are fucking retards and need to go back to your containment zone, where most of the posters are brown btw Anything you touch turns to shit and you're retarded. Go jerk off to news headlines
its going downim yellin ktimbeeeeers
You now remember Keir Starmer
>>225129207you dont even know what gender you are zayden shut the mouth
>>225129217Sir Keir Starmer to you.
tired of being a twink
>>225129095And you seem like someone who's never smelt a minge
wish I was in the Epstein class
wonder how to unfuck my grim runt life
>>225129226feet smell status?
>premium suprsize XXL condom >185mm length
>>225129207Fuck off naziyank
Moshe rabinowitz rapestein the billionaire ceo costal elite epstien class member
>>225129228>Virgin Epic unbiased truth or whatever the fuck slop you said. You're retarded by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zLyYQ1xG3Q
4chan-x still shows a notification when flags i have filtered reply to metime to submit a patch
>>225129215Why do you take off the trip when you start seething like this? Do you think we don't know you're sacked tranny? You just got spooked a minute a go when someone lined up your cinema outing with the picture you posted and now you're back to anonymous
>>225129229work hard and keep your nose to the grindstone lad and one day
>>225129217Who? Never seen him before in my life
Only fans daughter or Oli Dugmore son?
>>225129233join the epstein class
nigga name Keir
>>225129247we're all on xt these days slow nigga
>>225129247>i simply MUST talk about my filters!
>>225129242Your God, Trump, is the biggest Epsteinite landlord billionaire paedophile tho
rorke listening to the final fantasy 6 battle music
>>225129238Sweden fluffing me again
>>225129229he did used to be a teacher so he would literally be the teacher of that class
>>225129262More like QUEER hahahahaha
>>225129234i don't think they smell particularly pungent or anything
>>225129243>You're retarded by the wayAnd you're very rattledI wouldn't take this place so seriously mate, not good for you
>>225129247get on XT or neXT desu
>>225129207Not all jews are in on it, and not all the people doing it are jews. The evil jews are probably just pretending to be jewish so they get a leg up like whoopi goldberg did, and can deflect all criticism by saying it's antisemitism. They're probably all actually satanists or something.
>>225129278LOL!
mental that there are men that rather take it up the bum than to make love to a woman's soft body
Last time I was this sleep deprived was that bit where I got into doing meth before blowing my life up entirely. Not a good rememberance.
well i've been invited to a halloween party next month so there's that
>>225129269Tell me something I don't already know MATE
>>225129226/brit/gays love hairless twinks
the gun priest in deadlock is named rourke
oy vey all this epstein talk it's annudah shoah
>>225129226post form
>>225129267>>225129285what's the benefit? once again, you shill xt without providing any reasons for why it is better
FAFO!
How much bare minimum would you charge to suck a willy
>>225129308thats cwazy
>>225129148Because they're a right wing myth
>he uses extensionskekypow
>>225129283Faggot
>>225129332one bottle of irn bru
>>225129331everyone in that picture arouses me
>>225129328doesnt have the problem you just posted about you fucking idiot
>>225129289what's the name of this bird's channel again?
Bungalow ASMR milf cowgirl creampie
>>225129331dont understand but thats fine its probably a brittish meme thing
>>225129332if it was a fit tranny i'd do it for free
>>225129300what will your outfit be
>>225129331AI was like an atomic bomb to the mind of the average brownling
where does she show her pussy
Almost admire leftypols ability to just be completely dishonest and not even have a twang of discomfort about it
>triple lock gone>rejoining the EU>justice for grenfellit's over for rorke
>>225129353yes it does spacker, because the /brit/-specific flag filter isn't available in either 4chan-x or xt, it's an independent extensionSPACKER!
>>225129331Zieldberg but left alone in his smeggy bedroom on the top left instead
>>225129372snide and passive aggressive post
Operation Marry Ruby Granger is a GO!
that's a child
i sometimes wonder how politics can affect generally intelligent people to the point of turning them entirely delusional in certain areas >>225129372
hes really having a melty today
>>225129354>channel
>>225129370grow up
Movie about the financial aspect of the ilicit cocaine trade called "the big snort"
ian hisloppy toppy
>>225129368a knight
>>225129331Right well this is just cringe.
>>225129370on the internet
The Fungus is among us
what happens there
just signed up for belly dancing classes
Reminder that the interlopers meltdown started when I talked about sexting AI because they have freakish reactions to anything sexual for some reason.
>>225129414epic
>29 years old>was just on a call with two men in their 40s and two zoomies straight out of uni>one zoomie mentioned his drinking escepade yesterday>one of the uncs said "wait until you're as old as us three, you won't be able to do that on a worknight!">after counting on my figures I realised he was including me in the "us three" comment almost ragequit the callwho the fuck does this dino think he is
>>225129331The thing about cartoons is that they are generally used to depict fiction.
hi i'm a long-time /brit/ poster and gape expert!AMA (ask me anything)
What books is /brit/ reading?I just got done reading Thomas Cyrs new book "the Nuremberg system"
>>225129443they've done you good and proper
>>225129443haha unc twat owned by the super unc
>>225129443you've been done unc
>>225129443no way back from this i'm afraid, uncle
>>225129363It means you move out when you are very young to work a shitty job and rent somewhere you can’t afford and that makes your mother happy because now she can be BLACKEDwhereas in Italy/greece etc the sons stay living at home even when they are successful managers and even then the thought of them leaving makes their mother upset
just did some sleep deprived gymtoilfeeling awful but it's better than doing nothing at all
rorke walking into the crematorium and leaving disappointed because he thought itd be something else (he thought thats were ice cream is made)
>>225129443oh boy
>>225129443You're 29 years old and you're still calling people uncs?
holy reddit space
Black women fuck dogs
>>225129443were supposed to reply with "you'll be surprised", failed the test
>>225129474>rorke post>no rape aspectlurk more
I've started a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>225129472:( swedish mothers dont wanna get blacked thovgh????
When someone calls me an unc I just chuckle and think "yeah, that is me for sure" and go about my day
hate uppity goyim
Am 28 and got no wife or kidsWill never have a family and will die alone
Wish I was 29 again (but not a miserable alcoholic like I was back then and still am)
>>225129443>29 years old >has green incel frogs saved to his PCgrow up you sad virgin freak
profoundly sleep deprived
>>225129517>Wish I was 29 againwere*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>225129519right well he's just gone away hasn't he
I have to change the bed sheets today and since that is such a monumental task I will reward myself with too much Chinese food
>>225129519and away he goes!
Rorke Google history: Sexy Asian women UK
>>225129529dumb right well poster
>>225129519BRING HIM BACK!!1
http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx9E0Gqtyhxaa2bQJaAg8wqj1SgJCf-7mB?si=QO-yV5cYTJzHzy87
>>225129519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgx-WOn8CDA
>>225129537shabana mahmood hot pics
>>225129542mcafee
>>225129397Whoever said I'm generally intelligent?
>>225129519you can only watch this once, then he disappears for ever
>after counting on my figures>durrhr what's 5 minus 3
politics
>>225129538right well I control this general so seethe harder
it goes in the square hole
>>225129510son…
>>225129328Personally I like the soundpost and image conversion built into xt which is in neXT (which I use) neXT also has nicer filtering and a much better thread watcher. If you don't need or care about those then stick to 4chanx, it just sounded like you were having a problem with 4chanx and not a separate extension
>>225129526Wahey! I've missed these grammar posts.
>>225129566vile boy
>>225129555owned him. he is done
>>225129566the grow up poster (me and one other unc) control this general
Creating a "Main Character" narrative: If their daily life is quiet, empty, or lacks structure, treating politics like a high-stakes, good-vs-evil movie lets them feel like they are a vital soldier on the front lines of a massive battle. It beats admitting to themselves that they're just bored on the couch. Lmao.
my lifemovie
get it made
>>225124676
>>225129593Nobody gives a shit about you and your posts miss the mark often
>>225129596right but this happened exclusively in your head involving no real people so don't see what /brit/ can do about it
>>225129618I live in your head, I'm not leaving your head
new>>225129630>>225129630>>225129630
imagine this flying towards you at 999999999mphour (English) longbowmen were fearsome beasts of the battlefield
>>225129638*imagines the world exploding from the shockwave of such a silly and impossible event magically occuring*right now what?
