tori amos edition
the pie militia going up against the sausage regimentonly one will win the battle of the teas
it pie night
it ale night
hello
sometimes i'll make a little cheat pie from a couple of tortilla wraps out of a packet
need to trim my mustache
Love short arses me
Want to make fried rice but don't have any vegetables or soy sauce or eggThink it matters?
me and ChatGPT are talking about my career options ok
piehead loves his pies!
>>225134536screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming
Need gf
>>225134536j
>>225134536if you have a pan and rice then you can make fried rice i say
having sausages for tea me
>>225134516wonder what goes on in his head, must be nice to be a blithering 70IQ mong
legitly just scranned a meat pie
Might play Deus Ex Human Revolution
theres a stench trapped between the cushions of my chair that would probably get me tried at the hague if anyone else had to smell it besides me
>>225134536poo raucous
>>225134478She has big ears
Fish and chips for me
>>225134536br
>>225134537She trains me for my future girlfried personally
>>225134536
Remember guys, with great power comes great responsibility.
>>225134478love love love her version of smells like teen spirit
>>225134571you known what that means
Free Palestine? The Jews love anything free
>>225134536shartin & poopin
leftypol having a vegan sausage roll.thats the post. bam.
why has everyone stopped posting then
Right yeah but can I get an actual answer for my friend rice conundrum please?
might buy a visual novel
>>225134629eating dindins
smeg I scrapped earlier for dessert
>>225134629having some bad withdrawals so i went to the toilet for a while :/ lie down on the cold floor
you don't hear about jason arday any more
>>225134631you'll do nothing if we're being honest
>>225134630ask rice, not us, hes your friend
>>225134629I've ran out of words
GIVE IT TO ME BABY AH HA AH HA
>>225134673ok
>>225134631I still need to finish grasia, prob never will at this point. it's been on hold for years
Legalize women's nipples
>>225134657dead now, of course
i'm going to put my rice on nowlightly spiced with turmeric cumin coriander seeds and cinnamonadd a little lemon juice and coriander leaves at the end
seed cumin
is it tea time?
#freethetesticle
An ice crean van has come down my street for the first time in years
>>225134629having an wank
love ginger women
>>225134673scr
Comes down by street every day at 4PM like clockwork, sick of it
>>225134700any chance i can unsubscribe from your blogdont see the button anywhere
it rice night
>>225134743corrr imagine the ginger braps
I wish i could be a milkman
>>225134765grow up
Too tired to cook, might get a pasta delivery in
>>225134743
>>225134683pretty decent that onegot the sequel on Vita but it's all ages
nth for the baddiedem
>>225134759yeah click here >>>/int/cum
>>225134528Phwoar
Does fallow have a fried rice recipe? They're the only people I trust
>>225134802The face of /mug/
audio mixing in industry is horrendous
>>225134802seen her take on several African gentleman at once
when the gyaldem scran the last pack of cocktail sausageserm noget done
>>225134802>>225134829grow up
forgot to take my midday amphetamine dose and am feeling proper tarded now
>>225134813The only post to make me actually hungry itt
>>225134844hate you
can't go one day without wanting to jack it nowT must be through the roof
>>225134806strange there was no british culture in your post either
fuck it might add more honey to this bowl of oatsdont give a fuck anymore melife is for living x
any man in remember thisvgh /brit/ used to have SOVL
>>225134875Try it with salt and water
>>225134875Liking a little honey in your oats are we?
>>225134802need you beheaded
>>225134596>This post doesn't exist anymore Hmm
>>225134829
>>225134879kekers
>>225134846whats it like? X
Got a 6.7 inch willard
Lost in court didn't I. Wondering whether to appeal or just cut my losses and give up. Trying to stave off a breakdown aren't I
off to bed
>>225134875for me its honey and chia seeds and flex seeds and hemp seeds and frozen berries
>>225134802genuinely never understood what the words in this post mean
>>225134918are girls impressed
Catching up on EastEnders. That Amy Mitchell has turned into a right strumpet going around with older men. Her slaggy mum would be proud
why hasn't burnard repealed the OSA yet?
A good name for a dog is 'Syndrome'. Then when he tries to attack someone you can yell "Down Syndrome!"
>>225134937it's pedo code mate
>>225134937shouldve paid more attention in school
>>225134909Gone off her now she no longer wears United shirts in her content
>>225134931Just don't do what she did in your breakdown, pal. Leave the kids out of it
>>225134875Try overnight oats- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S using Tapatalk 30-09-2026 18:52
>>225134892already got added salt and added water and added butterget me blud?
>>225134963Whiskey is a funny horse name (hehe)
>>225134931wtf happened
I HATE DIS FUCKIN SHIT
>>225134947can see the old grim chav face just waiting to bloom
>>225134963Go back to the 1990s, stupid cunt
>>225134947know someone who only watched the series made before 1995 every night, seems happier for it.- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S using Tapatalk 30-09-2026 18:54
lol am imaginin me self as a likkle bear eating this honey covered bowl of porridgeon a madness i swear down
unironically don't know what a baddydem is or what nth means in its context
>>225134978wish she would pour her warm pee on me, if you know what I mean
How do you from this...
and what a tremendous success it was
>>225134963first heard this joke when i was 12
>>225135024can't trust those french
to THIS?!?!?!
No iron head jiratchi loss (pretty obvious)
you know who was fit in eastenders?max branning's gothy daughterproper fancied her as a kid
bth for the wobliwoo
>>225135012Yeah, I do. Big Sally fan. Drink some 'cohol and get warm and merry with your boys x
ate the mouldy blue pepperoni and feel a bit queasy now
>proper fancied her as a kid
>>225135046>turn 99blissey still on 100% no doubt
For me, it was prime Felicity from Neighbours
>>225134963Knew a fella who had the same name as his dog
I can make my world come trueall my dreams will see me throughdoesn't matter what may come my waybelieve me now, I will win some day
>>225135055its all in your head
>>225135055Should of ate it by itself to see what happened if you're going to do that
nah buff girl saw shizzer saw t-cee and milo shank some brumpton yute out wilkos and the jannie did nothing
no i mean when I was a kidi do
Wth for the sbabamaba
>>225134478
>>225135070thats funcould call the dog junior
>>225134940They generally like itA few have said it's big
>>225135076bacy treaker
My landlord managed to get rid of 230 pounds of ugly fat - he evicted me!
>>225135055Or the bread would just slow down your metabolism if you were trying not to die
>>225135110poo scream
wish i had a lezzer mate who smoked cigs
>>225135091We don't believe you for a second, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS JANMAN
Zoomer flatmate and her friend have FINALLY left the flat so I can in turn finally leave my smelly bedroom
>>225135126bizarre post
youtube still doing the stupid "are you still watching???" thing yet it forces autoplay on music videos what do you actually want from me
>>225135137Start pooing everywhere
>>225135137>zoomer flatmate>has NOT pumped herreally really upset with you pally
>>225135166I'm 45 lol too old for that 'pally'.
>>225135157turn it off in the settings
>>225135139am listening to congo natty eating three eggs from a bloody mugboiled em dint icunt be fucked to put em in little eg cupsjust gonna nosh into emget that choline
pally-tive care for this absolute fossile
>>225135175lol its mental as a 28 year old kid that im sharing this thread with 45 year old boomer adults
>>225135196s
get the diarrhoea slurped
>>225135179not the point is it
28. Just a child really, whole life to live
>>225135175
might go and think horrible evil thoughts at the risk of my mental health and wellbeing
>28Holy unc
>>225135198a mere boy of 28
>>225135211piss off then
>45 year old living with some zoomer extremely grim what the fuck
im just a 24 year old baby
>>225134994Made a harassment claim. Did not ask for any money, just a court order for them to stop. They spent thousands on lawyer's and got it dismissed. Now I have to pay them thousands :(
not gonna lie these white shell eggs are fucking minging
>Made a harassment claim. Did not ask for any money, just a court order for them to stop. They spent thousands on lawyer's and got it dismissed. Now I have to pay them thousands :(
need a big nosed gf
voting age should be raised to whatever age i happen to be at the time of an election
>>225135247qrd
rorke getting a court order to stop the boats
>>225134979I tried that once. They go all gelatinous and gloopy. Awful. Like that stuff out of the Matrix
Did a bit of a fuckup today ladsWas supposed to get the cans but took a different walk home to go to a shop that sells other things I needNow I'm home with the shoes off
>>225135264Not funny tho is it mate. a /brit/ has been harassed and you're laughing
>>225135286What if we legalized crack cocaine and did this with a chosen person for their life
Rape. An evidenceless crime
>>225135310>but took a different walk home to go to a shop that sells other things I needdidn't know personality and clue shops existed
these eggs taste like fucking soapfucking fumingid do something but im fiending for speed and dont have enough volition to shift what am doingso will just eat more minging white eggsjust wish i was noshing on some of that brown scran
flatblatt is suspiciously warmwas under a blanket last nightsitting here in my smeggy boxers sweating like an indian tonightquite unique
Just scratched my gooch and gave my hand a sniff after fuck me dead that's grim
>>225135334Just stop eating eggs and smoke crack you will live longer
>>225135247Who was harassing you and how?
>>225135331They don't since I clearly haven't got either x
>>225135362nah have got me prescribed amphetaminejust forgot to have all of me dose today!dont want some now its a bit lateneed to sleep for toil tomorrow fucks sake
>>225135358*licks it clean*sorted x
Opening up a head-wobbling parlour
犬
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E4If_2hCnI
>>225135390mousey NO
>>225135367migrants in my neighbourhood. afraid to leave my my house. have not heard the english language outside my house in months
>>225135379Oh I don't care those doses are low you'll be fine unless you abuse it
Not this fucking "harassment" gimmick being wheeled out again for the hundredth time for the masses to gobble up. Fuck right off
>>225135011baddiedem = dem(them) baddies>baddie"A baddie is a slang term for a confident, stylish, and attractive person (usually a woman), or traditionally, a villain in a story or film"nth = n(numbered) post in the thread. it could be 1st, 2nd , 67th or whatever. it's a catch all symbol
>>225135382Phwoar thanks lad fancy a little taste from the source?
Deployed something in the bog this morn that should have got me sanctioned by the PooN
had fishcakes for lunch and have been farting out my arse ever since
the british economy is hemorrhaging clues
>>22513541120mg of amphetaminelike an espresso
Farting out me arse
whats your most (legal) niche fetish lads?
>>225135440You could have some coffee but that is worse than meth. It tastes good though and gives you energy
>>225135461WMWF
>>225135024French short of some doctors and nuclear engineers are they?
Poor Ash...
All those pies and sausages are turning into brown mush
Capicole? Over here.
would you lads get tattoos with anime chebs on them?>>>/gif/31226996https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790621109245840.mp4
>>225135477yeah? well i just heard the newsRIP
If you use meth to leave PvP video games and then get the feelings of making progress you can work for good feelings while learning a skill (Pokémon PvP is high T)
>>225135423sure!*shits meself to death in anticipation*
Missus back at her mum's for a week in 2 weeks time. Already warned the JAVtube sites to upgrade their servers
>>225135489filing this one under 'didnt ask'
>>225135489Is this the thing
>>225135410do they shout sally is mid tier makeupcel across the street or something?
>>225135502
*to the sound of making my way downtown*pooing my way downtown pooing fast poos past and I'm poobound
congo nattybowl of porridge3 eggsmight take the bins out but i'd probably end up getting a speeding ticketneed me drugs to remain safe and not recklesscant fucking wait to take my dose tomorrowfiending like a motherfucker might rob my neighbour's catalytic converter
what going on with this woman's eyes
>>22513559030 years old and writing about poo on the internetshouldn't you be finding a wife?
>>225135510>Yes, Big Mo is still alive in the fictional world of EastEnders, and the actress who plays her, Laila Morse, is also alive in real life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC7826DhCjY
four thousand holes in blackburn lancashire
>>225135568>>225135581
breaking the poo on a fresh seal
grim that men out there are masturbating to women without their consent
>>225135613Better question, what the fuck is going on with her life?
>>225135613She's a paedo, look at her shelves. Stop excusing this anime noncery from females.
>>225135629>>225135581she was looking very peng on question time last week
Need a spa treatment for my cock
>>225135534again? sure she is t having an affair with her mum?
she was only posting a university morning routine you sick fuck
>>225135638If you masterubate to a horse without it's consent is it rape
carly tour announcement tomorrow please come to UK mummy
can see my lisdex on my bedside tablethe forgotten pillcor fucking fancy itbest notfucking fiending thoughcould just have an all nighter before work tomorrowits good to have memorable events happenkeeps life interestinggonna die anyway int i
Crisis talks?!? Who the fuck is this clown
>>225135685
>>225135613she's asian doll maxxing
i'm a stupid waste of space and should just fall off a bridge and die
>>225135685you're disabled as fuck
Mmm licky boobs
>>225135724HOWLING
>>225135705Unc needs to be shipped off to the knackerhouse
>>225135705it's unc over
that's the lunch for tomorrow sorted
love anime figurines
>>225135705Gaying his hair up again an all, 41 years old, he's never been held accountable since 006 World Cup quarter-final
Don’t care if it makes me whipped, so long as I get skin-to-skin sleep with my girlfriend I will do literally anything she wants whenever she wants
>>225135685mild kek
wish a yoruba girl would invite me to her village and i'd win the respect of her da by killing a ghanaian
Boobs?? *Starts licking*
holding crisis talks with /brit/ on how ive had fuck all yous (had some but i deserve more)
telling myself "he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" after an arsewank
>Bo Burnham tells pensioners to fuck off then belts out Jerusalem with tears in his eyesActually curtains for Reform
theyre doing evil and nasty things to me and it isnt fair
hands absolutely STINK of lemons
>>225135774dying of touch starvation me
bring me Rorke
>>225135724You might be a smelly little incel but I want you alive. As long as one person wants you alive you should remain alive. Barely anyone contributes materially to humanity anyway so it doesn't matter if you're useless. We all are.
>>225135666Would you race mix?
Dayyum Esther Ratzen is dead
>>225135822there's a tit in that picture mate
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
listening to congo natty at a respectable volume on loudspeaker so as to not disturb my neighbour's enjoyment of their private dwelling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnptE55gZo
>>225135809Get on the dating apps, lad
>>225135838>spends half her life saying she's on deaths door>dies at the exact average age of a womanher comment on brothels was tasteless, good riddance to her
>>225135822theres a tit in your replies mate
>>225135705portugal need to set up a friendlies against moldova and faroe islands so they can be rid of his geriatric ahh
ugly as sin me
Presley Gerber, di son of supermodel Cindy Crawford, don die at di age of 27.Gerber, wey be model, die for one rehab facility on Sunday, 20 September according to records wey di Los Angeles County Medical Examiner file.Dem no list di cause of death.
potential e-gf lives in leeds over status? its?
>>225135878is now
*lick lick*
do you like coriander or do you have that disability that makes it taste funny?
dey no tink it be like it is but it do
>>225135272Antisemitic post
highly recommended terrifically intendedmy linen game is splendid yet this whiteboy still aint getting no black gyal nushy cause they think am just a country bumpkin
>>225135917is this going to be good?
>>225135893in my replies, yeah
>>225135927don't like this
bumble cloth
>>225134656what are you withdrawing from?
Just remembered dot rotten died
>>225135917Mental how the horse makes her look more attractive
>>225135892we're back
everyone laughs at men who try to improve their appearance artificially like toupees and lifts and transplantsbut no one bats an eyelid when women get bbls and lip fillerson that note i've alway won
any PAWGs in
>>225135946im predicting it will be completely adequate like northman was
oop there's a tit on my screan*turns it on*aha there we go
>alway
>>225135966they are sensitive beings that why x
>>225135982humourous post
wish chicks had dicks more oftenbut like born with emnot them trans typesmean them gyaldem born and bred ya heard me
>>225135966thats because women are constantly judge for their looks whereas no one cares what men look like
>>225135852Wheelberg
>>225135966i do bat my eyelids at it actually
>>225135984accientally submitted
>>225135917is that madonna
>>225135982>screanfuck sake can't do anything right can I
>>225135993Is that a fucking tranny putting a condom in someone else's mouth and locking lips with them and sucking the condom out
the new then, as it were>>225136029>>225136029>>225136029
>>225136033no its a futa and that is not what happensdo not call a futa a fucking tranny again when im fucking posting mate
>>225135838that wasn't so hard missy, no need for state mandated suicide
>>225135993you? boring and want to be bred.
>>225136073need no more to be saidalthough if there was a cute lad i wouldn't mind some head
>>225135993I heard
woman was flirting with me a bit earlier shame im such a massive faggot
