Bing, bing, wahoo! edish
these niggas all beta nerds
sha na na
>>225145108every game is gmod now
Currently listening to
fat retard neighborberg is loudly babyraging at video games late into the night again. how can this individual have the same rights as me man
I'm in Massachusetts and lobster rolls were too expensive BUT lobster bisque was under $20 so I had it today and it was delicious
>>225145133Oh cool, I've only heard Plastic Age and Video Killed The Radio Star.Video Killed The Radio Star has been one of my favorite songs since I was like 4 years old (my mom and dad would play it all the time) so I definitely should listen to the whole album at some point.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790821264854566.mp4
>get banned from a streamer because I called their mods retards for being retards>the mods say I don't fit their community>other account gets a like from the creator hours after the banthat's my ironic story post of the day idk where's my cookie
>>225145138I liked getting lobster mac when I was in boston
Beer me
>>225145156Fate telling you not to waste your time with streamers, will you listen?
>>225145160*Smashes bottle over your head*
>>225145157My colleague (I'm here for work) ordered lobster mac today but it was 40 fucking dollarsI tried a bite and it was NOT worth 40 dollars, my $18 lobster bisque was way better.
>>225145164Are you the same guy who said to ban evade in the last thread?
>>225145165Thanks
>I think she's autistic, she's just doesn't act right!!Random line I overheard at the bar today
Mexican sisters our response
What does this mean
>>225145213NothingHe has Alzheimers
>>225145190>be me>studying chemistry because it's fun>girl sitting next to says only tismos are chemistry majorsthen they started talking about hetalia and bronies in the current year. Maybe she was the one
I am born and raised in norther New England and I hate seafood including lobster
Watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape
>>225145213Its probably a wall joke or an inside joke about the construction but it is hilarious
>>225145226we (yes WE) have all busted to it at least once
kim kardashian isnt attractiveshes a bogged brown swamp monster
>>225145237i haven't>>225145250this
>>225145237My first time seeing it. It's repulsive but i can't look away
>>225145213I saw rumours that the ballroom construction is cover for the construction of some sort of large underground bunker complex involving something like a massive AI data centre for US military and intelligence
>>225145250i can fix her
>>225145257why would they put it under the WH?
>>225145222>HetaliaHmmm, surprised I haven't heard of this
>>225145257I thought it was true. I could care less 2bh, it's something that will be around for centuries (unlike wypipo). Someone also pointed out that the white house needs a venue for events anyways because the weather keeps fucking shit up
>>225145272You could care less? How much less?
>>225145265The WH underground bunker is already the command center for the commander in chief
>>225145237For me it was the Anaconda music video
>>225145265Hamas tactics
>>225145279much less than l'arc de trumpnow that's some fuckin sovl tell ya hwat. I've never seen a better arch anywhere on earth that isn't mcdonalds
>>225145283so why would they need another one? and wouldn't it more practical to build a ai data centre under the pentagon>>225145293what jew talking bout?
>>225145267BAKA
>>225145310Because it is the most secure place on the planet so if you need to do an operation you can be confident everything you need is always working
so i'm guessing this is your type of woman...
Hamas likes to put military assets under civilian buildings and then cry when it gets bombed
>>225145325Based
>>225145325I read Chairman Mao as Chainsaw Man
>>225145325>>225145330>>225145337Mexicans will find stuff like this on the internet and share it 3,000 times on Facebook believing it's 100% real and not thinking for one second it's just an old meme from a New York Daily News gag
>>225145325How about White Maoism
Why Canadians always in here talking about politics and posting twitter screenshots
>>225145360
>>225145366
I don't drive my car very often, and I have to put air in the tires all the fuckin time because they're constantly deflating.
I love Tom Brady but he deserved to have his wife leave him after he left the Patriots. That is just karma.
>>225145390That's not right
18-20 year old Canadian femboys be like: "Eatin' tiger tail ice cweam rn~ (,,>﹏<,,) it's num nums~ ;3"
Canadian war brides would get me to vote
>>225145422https://youtu.be/SMWi7CLoZ2Q
I visited Martha's Vinyard todayI think this is the pinnacle of American suburbia
>>225145430i wonder why?
>>225145422worst gimmick in existence award
>>225145417iz in dey culcha
Fink 'tallica - "Turn the Page" has to be the biggest improvement to a song a cover has ever managed. The Seger version is shit.
>>225145434I saw a ton of black people actually, working the peasant jobs like construction and food service. But I think everyone who owns these homes are white
>>225145451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
>>225145134Excuse me? that guy posts right next door to us
sick of how catty and gay men talk nowadays, "can you NOOOT do that??" just say "dont do that" you cum guzzling homo
>>225145430>>225145465this looks racist i want to see obese blacks fighting on the lawn and screaming shit like HE NEED SOME MILK
Some people had ridiculous barbie girl houses but it honestly looked pretty cool
phwoarjust engendered a delectable macro-poopa propa dank uh-oh stinkyrecommend the film anenome wiv daniel day lewiscoz relatively early in film he does a monologue about poopin' on a pedophile and uses all deez great metaphors for poopvery shakespeareanfink the screenwriters were defo usin' my posts as inspiration>>225145325kek diss real? fuggin' basedwould marry
Wake up (wake up)
>>225145471Massively overrated.
>>225145490You still see some of these around Vancouver.
i deserve her
what about Martha's Juice and Gin Yard and it's just black people fighting and smoking weed and menacing white folks with their loud cars
>>225145425i never realized how hot those venetian masks are
You ever let out a fart that genuinely smells like skunk spray
>>225145556Sounds like West Baltimore, but they can't afford cars so they intimidate with their loud voices
>>225145552kstew + mbb hybrid with black dyed hair
>>225145451Cap
>>225145490Pink and purple look good when they shine higly saturated amidst darkness not just covering everything
At what amount of jail time do you think it's better to just be dead? For me the number is pretty low, I would say like more than 3 months
>>225145537nta but this is the best version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUchAD44xA8
just one glance and you know i'm the weirdest in the room
Got a date with a Korean girl and a Japanese girl respectively
just fappedwaiting for the jizz to crust before i get up and wash myself
>>225145552she deserves my poop in her face
Canadian femboys: "Pal, you can diss our country but stop sexualizing our boy butts >.<"
Yall still got it in yall to jack off to bikini pics or has porn taken that away?
>>225145629I can masturbate to anything
>>225145629Actually lately I've been able to coom to butts or boobs alone. It's so weird, I've been addicted to porn for 10 years but something switched in me the last few months that allows me to coom to simply women's bodies. Probably has something to do with me recently starting to see prostitutes
Most people are too stupid to understand this, but me staying home to jerk off and play video games all day everyday it's just as much a net positive to society as me holding a job, and there's basically no difference. And I say that as someone with a job. The only difference of significance is how much happier I would be, but other than that it literally doesn't matter at all. Sort of like voting. The only way to pretend that my vote matters is to argue that every grain of sand on the beach it's important because without so many of them there would be no beach to stand on. Therefore the responsibilities that imprison me are so tedious that freedom is denied to me on the basis of what is more or less a technicality
What do you guys think Canadian boy butts smell and taste like? I'd imagine stuffy farts and poop but I'm open to everyone's opinions
>>225145629Yes if her feet are visible
>>225145643>A challenger appears
>>225145585depends on the crime, but I'd generally kms for anything more than 6 monthssix months for murder? shieeeeeet call me a jigaboo
new funniest thing that has ever existedhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790816759687020.webm
>>225145585>>225145667lol what a giga pansy. for me 15 years
>>225145688rip big slime
>>225145629thats all ive ever fapped to, ive never fapped to actual "pornography" other than like pure and wholesome hentai doujins
>>225145585Any amount tbqh, if I ever do anything that would get me jailed I would just kill myself, life really isn't worth it
>>225145693I absolutely am a giga pansy and that's what I would tell them too. I would be begging them to put me in protective custody the entire time
Smokin' 'dro.
>>225145585For me, that’d be determined by whether I’d still have enough time in my life to potentially get my life back together. I reckon 30 years in prison would probably make the remainder of my life hell as well, since I’d be too old and tired to fix it as an old man
There was a skunk in the yard but it scurried away before I could take a pic
>>225145585none, i have the keys to the yard
>>225145738He cute
>>225145225You'd be drawn and quartered for saying this in Prince Edward Island
supreme anime kino
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word awasa futem in a a futufu
>>22514558530 years maybe
My arm burns but I don't feel any better
>>225145738>see varmint at mombergs home>it's gone by the time it takes me 20 minutes to find her fucking gunsand that's why I keep them all over the place
Give me one reason I shouldn't pee in my sink
>her guns
>>225145758fucking ms13 motherfucker
there are still niggas retarded enough to think that spending time outside in the winter will "give you a cold"
quatre vingt deez nuts
>>225145821more for me
janny is a faggot who eats the corn out of my shit
25 minutes
Indian girls are becoming too mainstream I need a new racial fetish. Already done Asians and blacks, what else can I pick?
>>225145629Only if I know the girl fucks bbc
>>225145873Cambodian girls are fucking hot but you need to move to Long Beach to see them
>>225145873Try WoW draenei with futa horsecocks
>>225145865frfr no cap
>>225145887
>>225145885How about Hmong Beach
Should I tell my therapist about how I'm jealous of other people having sex?
>>225145873bro heard this song and decided to do this exact same thing but for raceplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XINgiwPTC0
>>225145907Only if she's female
>>225145904I only know of this ethnicity because of Clint Eastwood's movie "Gran Torino"
>>225145916She is, but that makes more nervous. And it's a bit more specific, I'm jealous of being exposed to people who I know are about to hook up
You think William Shatner ever shat in a girl's pussy
>>225145907you will accomplish nothing in life until you have sex
>>225145873Once you cycle through all the races you find remotely attractive, you will have completely the hero’s journey and can return home to your own people
>futa horsecocks
>>225145924Is she hot? Do you think she fucks? Maybe try to get her to fuck you.
>>225145904LOL
what are some more core gen-alpha things
>>225145930I know>>225145936She's cute but I need her as my therapist because I'll probably still be deranged even if I get a gf
>>225145907That's what she's there for you're wasting your money if you don't tell her your insecurities
I wish a girl would unleash a huge turd on my face
>>225145946therapist gf is like 2 in 1, go for it. deep dick her on that stupid couch.
>>225145924Next time you go wear gym shorts and no underwear and then lean way back in your chair with your legs spread so she can see your pulsating erection when you bring this up
i wish i had more nipples so i could get more nipple piercings
>>225145958This only happens in real life if you're an actual rock star like Mick Jagger who infamously seduced his sex addiction therapist
>>225145967i wish someone would smash your brains in with a hammer
>>225145983I can't hear you over my loud ass jingle jangle nipples
Foid I know has been dating this guy for some months and almost every time she posts him she comments something like "it's nice to have a boyfriend who actually cares about me" or "my last relationship was so unhealthy so I'm glad this one is good"I'm incel so I wouldn't know but the guy she's with now should take these as red flags yes??
what should i listen to at this exact moment
>>225146018the screams of the damned
>>225146018your heart
>>225146018fart
>>225146011he is retarded if he's dating her. idiot retard foids are easy to spot a mile away, he's just getting his dick wet and will leave her when she starts to unload her emotional baggage and show her true retarded self to him. then she'll blame him when the relationship falls apart and she'll repeat the cycle until she's 45 and has one idiot mixed-race son she is raising alone. she will vote liberal, drive a KIA, and drink way too much wine every night.
>>225146018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIjeqJr0Jc
How about breaking up with your gf while stuck in an escape room
>>225146018
>>225146018https://youtu.be/9jcRp763TVQ
my existence as a tulpa is excruciatingly painful
>>225146065you will never be a tulpa brian
>>225146065Are you my tulpa
>>225146018thishttps://vocaroo.com/1nhttGSoz1PB
>>225145657Probably like buttery pumpkin pancakes around this time of year. Taste? I don't know.
bleh
business idea: escape room but it's just a shipping container and a rapist with AIDS and you have 15 minutes before he chews through the bars of his bamboo cage
*calls you gay and insinuates that you're also retarded*
>>225146107Business Idea: Gape Rooms
went to the gape room with my gf but seeing me gape gave her the ick and she broke up with me
the backshot rooms
skibidi toilet rape
Going to go lift, eat good, then watch anime
33 days until the circus in washington comes to a grinding halt, and 2 years worth of scandals start to be revealed on a daily basis
>Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare THIS IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Toilberg insisted we all go to the Rape Room as a team building activity
>the songs people on /mu/ listen to are ass>the clothes people on /fa/ wear are ass>the pictures people on /p/ take are asswhy are our "creative" boards like this
Looks like the clowns in congress are at it again. What a bunch of clowns.
boomers used to call pussy "trim". they'd say they got some "trim" that weekend.
drinking milk
>>225146201enjoy your bitch tits
>>225146162rage fapped, went to town on my arm with my knife and now im blasting breakcore
>jeets made approaching women and going into malls and businesses alone as a single man a crime in Toronto
>>225146204>self harm>breakcoretranny coded post
>>225146203t. lactose intolerant thirdie
Guys please explain why does suspicion of DUI in freedom land involve singing ABC song and playing other schoolyard games instead of blowing into one of these for 2 seconds?
>>225146204nigga you better take it easyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDcIz0tfGbw
9/11
>>225146204Grim
throneberg is clogged again
>>225146214You missed posting tranime
>>225146165>The walls are closing in!>No seriously dude this time for real!
think i might have diabetes but i cant test my blood sugar right now
>3 (You)sheh I'll take it
>>225146218American culture centres around humiliation rituals
Breakcore is just dnb for people with ADHD
>>225146218part of the humiliation ritual.in Canada they've made it so they can just demand you blow into the machine now, no reasonable suspicion required. american cops make you hop on one leg before handcuffing you and throwing you in a cell with drunk niggers who will beat and rape you even if you're sober.
>>225146234slit your wrists and taste the blood to see if it is sweet
>>225146165>revealedyou mean fabricated so the left can waste tax payer money for a smear campaign knowing they can never pass an impeachment without a super majority
>>225146239>people with ADHDso trannies
>>225146218because alcohol isnt the only drug that impairs your ability to drive a vehiclenext question?
My dad and Dennis Leary look remarkably similar
In Canada calling someone a "goof" is a high insult
>>225146172it's almost like this site is for autistic faggots
>>225146252what should i have for dinner tomorrow?
>>225146218they're not considered reliable
>>225146218Can you offer to blow the cop instead of his machine
>>225146252that would be an excellent point unless they had field tests for those too. Also, when they stop someone who they say "smells like alcohol" could there maybe, just maybe, be some sort of reason to use one of those breath alcohol testers? No? Oh okay.
>>225146258goof is a prison slur in Canada meant to identify pedophilesso calling someone a pedo is a pretty big deal IRL. maybe not in America, but here in Canada we frown on people fucking kids.
Gotta change my diaper
>>225146257When I was growing up people used to say my dad looked like Pierce Brosnan
>>225145873I fugged a female negro once it was 80% sloppy blowbang 20% bareback doggy. They like the slop and like to be punched We used to call it; getting your blackbelt>Yellowbelt - asian>Brownbelt - paki/indian
Vivek Ramaswamy will probably be the next Trump is American politics after Trump retires
Im a goofy goober yeahYoure a goofy goober yeah
>>225146284How often do you get laid?
>>225146287izzat levels too low
>>225146287Don't talk about other countries' politics, douchebag.
>>225145693>>225145758proud goymin award
>>225146285A lot of porn videos ive seen with kweens in them have squirting
>>225146276they use a breathalyzer if they suspect you're drunk
>>225146287I know it doesn't seem likely but he seems to be the most outsider popular guy which the maga people like
>>225146287Imagine being this fucking stupid
>>225146304*pissing themselves
>>225146304Pretty sure that's just pee anon. True squirting is a rare talent, or I should say, gift.
>>225146172I think people who get really involved in a particular form of art like music or fashion eventually come to basically see everything good, and from then on chase increasingly obscure and unusual versions of their hobby and have increasingly unusual and complex tastes
been pumpin my dick before bed, like dont even cum, just pump it
Momberg brought me home two Teen Burgers from A&W. Thanks, Mom.
>>225146206you figure they'd be the most blackpilled out of any group out there and avoid doing exactly that but instead they are delusional and really believe women want them
Huh…
just found out 9 to 5 isnt 9 am to 5 pm
Im conflicted
it's gonna be rubio vs vivec vs vancerubio will get the nom2028 will be rubio vs cali justinwinner undeterminedalso vegass wins the stanlee this year
tennesee failed to kill that fat female hog on death row. they gave her a lethal injection that put her to sleep, but the power of satan woke her back up again.
currently archiving and indexing pornos
