Bavarian Social Republic
womenlovely
Having fun with my friends subedition
any runners in? I have a question
>>225157027we need your maturity here lad
>>225157138yeah?*runs away*
>>225157138did a runny poo if that counts
>>225157126this looks way more fun than being human
Sweetie we need to talk
>>225157168even telling a kid that shit normalises it
*enters brit*
my dingy boat business is booming, and if they malfunction i don’t have to refund them bloody brilliant
>>225157168>...whats a ketamine?
>>225157168cant wait to see this pic in the first 20 posts of the next 22 /brit/ threads
>>225157126the so called pod
>>225157168mental decision to expose a child to those horrors all for a tiktok performance
>>225157202>22 threadsplanning on being here for all of them are you
>>225157202You lost! LOL
>>225157168Kek wife was talking about this to me yesterday with the understanding I knew what she was referring to but I had no idea and just nodded along because I figured it was probably some boring shit
>>225157184i'd sling it up every one of them slags, tell you the truth
>>225157184the last two came out the bathroom corrrr
>>225157184you will only see white girls so happy after they enjoyed the british broadcast channel
>>225157168how much do I put on my penith mom!
>>225157235Why? Women don't poo
>>225157217fr
>wifeOk bro we believe you!
It's official lads. £100k in the ISA. One HUNNA GES.
Mad how obsessed foreigners are about american crimes and politics
she survived two lethal injections, she might as well be set free. Like that one lad who once tried to say he served his life sentence because he technically died for a few minutes and was brought back to life. God loves a trier
it not right demmie
Devastating news. There will be no more mousey gaming streams on twitch. Its over.
>>225157230totally unbelievable post
>Net migration accounted for 96.7% of the United Kingdom's population growth in 2025.Must be all the small boats init
>>225157229same, she was like did you see the news and I thought she meant about pensions or something
anyone got the pic of are EW?
just found a porn site that works without vpnshan't be sharing it
Fundamentally taking your place in a queue of lads who want to fuck a girl who is off her tits on ket and booze and doesn't know where she is probably is a bit weird isn't it.
>>225157294Wow and you'll never be able to take it out unless you want to buy a whole studio apartment flatshare wow you're so rich!!
>>225157120
>>225157294im getting closemarkets been hella gay for the goyim recently
>>225157309NO not the RAF base thingNO not the plane hijackinga woman had sex!!!!!
>>225157328Only thing you take out is your tiny cock in front of kids
>>225157348think about cocks and kids a lot dont you
Have you ever felt you took a massive dump and when you look at the toilet bowl there's barely anything there?
>>225157348explode now you paedo cunt
i'm saving every fucking penny and fucking off to another country
>>225157328>you'll never be able to take it out unless you want to buy a whole studio apartment flatshareyou can withdraw every penny from an isa at any time, its just a non-taxed savings accountyou're thinking of a help to buy isa
YOU MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESSYOU FUCKER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESSMADNESS IS THE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME
>>225157381no youre notno you wont
>>225157386The bonus scheme applies to all ISAs, so the additional government money added to the ISA is removed if you take it out early. All I'm saying is £100k is absolutely nothing and you might as well have nothing at all in this country, we're done mate. We are done and it is over.
>>225157360>>225157377fuming nonces
>>225157370only once did a phantom poop
hello, happy birthday 4chan
>>225157413>The bonus scheme applies to all ISAs, so the additional government money added to the ISA is removed if you take it out early.And when is it not "early"? almost definitely wrong on that
>>225157417You're the one talking about flashing kids mate not us
only way i distinguish years past is by remembering where i went on holiday
Hate it when people post their fairly substantial ISAs and I'm forced to remember I have a measly 12k in mine. Probably ought to increase my contributions.
what's stopping someone from robbing a train today like back in the American wild west
>>225157448yeah because I accused you of that sort of behaviour because you are a massive gay paedophile in case you didn't notice that bit
so, the cornell 7, is /brit/ ready to talk about that?
salary/savingsposting time is it?
>>225157468So you just thought about it unprompted didn't youLike the nonce you are
>>225157463what's your pension though?i have 170k in my ISA but only 4000 in pension contributionsyou might be better off in the long term
>>225157480last hour of toil, gotta find something interesting to do72,500 p.a. as well, if you're asking
>>225157439I didnt mean to say early, I meant if you wanted to withdraw without the intent of getting a mortgage. The bonus only stays if its to be used for a mortgage.
Ok I will eat it!!
>>225157477I don't get what women want guys to do or say about this sort of stuff. Obviously drug fuelled group sex and guys literally queuing up to shag a girl who is completely out of it on drugs and effectively passed out is bad and degenerate behaviour but it feels like if you're a normal guy who would just say 'yeah, sounds bad that, not my cup of tea and people involved in that are bad' they screech at you like you're some sort of complicit enabler. Like am I supposed to fly over to every single american frat house and police these lads?
you're all good people and I'm glad I post here
Great Britain is Russia on a island.>authoritarian shithole ruled by oligarchs>extreme corruption permeating every infrastructure project>democratic facade of allegedly free elections>government leadership speeches consisting of unending tirades glazing ethnic diversity >rapidly declining standard of living>modern state founding myth of extreme overemphasis on role in WW2>healthcare comparable only to african nations>ugly white blue red flag>car industry collapsed in the 90s and can't recover>ridiculous claims of winning WW2 despite the US having to do the heavy lifting>allegedly has a navy>allegedly has an air force>embarrassing losses against inferior nations>tracksuit wearing alcoholic natives replaced by islamic hordes>justice system and police completely focused on eliminating political dissidents rather than actual crime>infrastructure and massive housing complexes mainly built in the 70s>embarrassing state propaganda masquerading as news>unsafe, grey, decaying cities full of junkies>mass arrests for posts on social media defying state propaganda>government desperately trying to limit VPNs >banana republic tier single aspect economy >energy crisis caused by Ukraine war >citizens desperately fleeing to other nations to escape impending state collapse and/or civil war
I'd like to have pet rats but they only live for 2 years
>>225157482>unopromptedI think you'll find only kiddy fiddlers use exclamation marks around here
>>225157513you're describing a help to buy isa, and lifetime isa, where the govt tops up 20% on house purchasethose rules do not apply for an s&s or cash isa
what a lovely game ok
that young Bob dickhead is so annoying id love to knock the cunt out
yeah yeah everybody is on an absurdly large amount of money working a top banker investment job with a couple mill in the crypto account and 100k on the ISAs, just so I got this right you are the same people that post porn, trannies, order pizza and play video games yeah?
>>225157543so just buy one every year that way you will always have one
I'd like to dedicate nofap day 2 to all those young men we lost in ww2
>that young Bob dickhead is so annoying id love to knock the cunt out
>unopromptedscreaming at your fat nonce fingers pressing two noncekeys on your nonceboard at the same time because you are indeed a nonce
>>225157327is this what the cornell 7 did?it's so fucking weird like so pathetic castration tier crime
>>225157567Unironically yes, bell curve isn't it. All the normies are the ones slaving away in 40/50/60k jewbs that rob them of all of their time but do not enable prosperity.
You traded your life force to a regime that is raping and replacing the natives of these lands in exchnage for pennies so you can boast about having said pile of pennies that you cant even do anything withIve been benniemaxxing for over a decade, thats a decade of retirement in my 20s that you will never experience and I achieved it by taking money away from the state so it cant put that money toward rape and murderI am above you, you are nothing
fucksake lads I've been exposed as a nonce on here
>>225157491Not a huge amount really, got 10k in current job pension, maybe about 40 in the previous one. Won't matter too much if pound completely fails though, so at least I've got that and a crossbow and some dried food in the loft
>>225157515bit early like
ktim
>>225157543el Rato
>>225157609I think the behaviour and personalities of the kind of people who post here clearly shows everybody is a smelly schizo incel on benefits (including me) and not a top g in the city of london just casually browsing in his private office /brit/ in his free time
>>225157515bit burnt
>>225157651what's brought this on
GAYPORNSEXARSE
>>225157683ugh you wouldn’t get it normie fuck off
poor in lovepoor in wealthokay in everything else there is
I'm a working man I'll have you knowJust not today, tomorrow or Monday (I've lied about having the flu)
>>225157651Fucking pathetic. The British regime has done a number on this guy
>>225157666>a top g in the city of london just casually browsing in his private office /brit/ in his free timeliterally me rn
>>225157742Wdym British regime
>>225157747least delusional brit psoter
>>225157651Me in 5 years
personally I love the constant background din of bames talking on loudspeaker
rorke: im based, we should bring back slavery!rasheed: ok *enslaves whites again*
>>225157803mince
who here thailandmaxxing or chinamaxxing
>>225157567I have been paid 400 euros so far today and I have done nothing besides posting here and outer-intBennies are a midwit trap.
>>225157810didn't ask for your to-do list
>>225157844doneim
>>225157651this is the /brit/ user who calls you a povvo for driving to the supermarket
>>225157815I'm not doing either of those things but I did see one of those chinese girls who are here to study at university earlier today. She was petite and hot. I often wonder about them, about their lives. I wonder what they think about the UK.
andy burnam said he is going to put incels in cells
want to get into having a local ai chatbot but it's so complex to set up and I can't be arsed
>>225157844a serbian just flew over my house
Come to the conclusion that there has to be at least 5 actually gay people posting here due to the generally catty behaviour
>>225157869interlinked?
>>225157843>Bennies are a midwit trap.No it isnt. I get money for free to do nothing, not really a trap is it
>>225157869good manlock them up and throw away the key
>>225157898oooh meowww *rapes you*
>>225157904And I get several times more doing nothing. Thoughts?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790523738234437.webm
>>225157898/int/ is extremely gay for some reason
>>225157945roar
utterly insane how john lennon sang about being a "working class hero" when he was never working class
john lemon
>>225157945respectfully
>>225157978you never had to do 47 takes of Maxwell's Silver Hammerpipe down kid
>>225157937What are you going to spend it on? AI goon battles with streamers and a video game? Who cares, the secret to a happy and fulfilling life is to apply as many filters as possible as to personal responsibility and the exertion of labour while maintaining an acceptable and comfortable form of peace and contentment inside you. I get it from doing nothing, you at some point have to work. I won
Woman is the nigger of the world, think about it
>>225158011https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell's_Silver_HammerscreamingPaul was off his nut
>>225154866You are a legend
>>225157945need them banging against my face with vigoor
jews were forced to clean the street
just bought the new mr beast book.
>>225158011Is that from a newly released docu or something?
Antisemitism is booming right now which is obviously good but it’s annoying when you get midwits who have no idea what they’re saying, they just repeat what they heard online with no regard for meaning or contextNeed them all gone
>>225158074they never forgave hitler for this one
like if you remember newspaper ink chips
>>225157898Yeah, but also racist and trad. I wonder how they reconcile it.
>>225158122antisemitism is a symptom of a decaying society
>>225158122lots of newgen antisemites don't even know what goy meansthey think goy means jew
heroes.
>>225158122gatekeeping serves no purpose but to stroke your own ego, just let it go and let some people be wrong
I used to hate jews and muslims and chinese people, but then I came to the conclusion that I should hate women instead
>>225158016>this is your brain on atheismgrim af
paulie, silvio and chris would pass as natives here tony looks like a british boomer expat in benidormpussy phenotype only exists in sicily and greece
just found out about the gay agenda. fuming
masturbating a giant pulsating black cock
found somewhere in india that looks nice
>>225158185
>>225158151yeah because jews ruined it
>>225158225oh my goodness, you take that back
>>225158189I'm not an Atheist though
>get addicted to gooning>doesn't feel good any more>take a break>look at porn again>feels fucking good>get addicted to gooningevery time
had a dream i went to a /brit/ themed restaurant with mousey and he got a prawn cocktail with no prawns in it
>>225158221fuck india. there's probably cobras and tigers just out of frame.
>>225158259this is false
>>225158224this is a scene out of a horror movie if you replace the deer with a monster.
>>225158250
I'm a gay nigger and I take that sausage
>>225158277provide a counter example then
I mean do they really expect me to pay full attention non stop all day and be available out of hours quite often for 45k a year lol
>>225158289Are you from outer space though?
>>225158224Deer god
>>225158224what is blud doing
The Cornwall 7
Can't get good weed right now
>>225158167each man with 100 rapes under their belts
rorke removing every mole on his body to become 100% white
aussie ngs be like chief what's happening mate
>>225158335
>>225157540>banana republic tier single aspect economy how?
don’t get gooning. just wank my willard until completion then i’m done. simple as. fap, don’t goon
>>225158385For me it's a speed wank
over now
>>225158402like a wank on speed or wanking as fast as possible?
>>225158365haven't seen you condemn the cornell 7, hypocrite.
tbf lads i can wank to completion in under a minute
is the pinkpanthress freak the same as the ariana freak?
>>225158335Would let her piss on me
>wheres my money rorke!? I KNOW YOURE IN THERE
for me actually it's Yuigahamamental how Japs have such shit taste and the best girl never ever wins ever
>>225158458>the singular pinkpantheress freak
>Alexei Ivanov, 91, was just 16 when the Soviet Union took Berlin. Despite his young age, he fought on the front lines against the Nazis for two years>"I have two daughters, three granddaughters, and a great-granddaughter. I have the memories of doing things to women in Berlin... I could never do them again, and I look back, disgusted, but the memories are mine." "There was a field outside of the city, we dragged girls there and raped them. We called it the Rape Field." "Young, old, rich, poor. The only girl you didn't rape was one picked out by an officer. Besides that, everything was fair game." "One day, Americans learned about the field and tried to stop us, so we fired into the air and called them fuckers [in English]. They ran away while throwing trash at us." "Once, we caught a Nazi soldier dressed as a woman, trying to hide from us. Sergey pretended he was going to rape 'her' by throwing 'her' onto the ground, then stabbed him in the butt with a rifle bayonet. We all laughed." "I remember my friend Dmitri, he took an old woman over his shoulder, she must have been 85 or 90. I said, 'Why? There are many young women you can take instead.' He said, 'When will I ever have this opportunity again?'"
>>225158458don’t know who pinkpanthress is me is she a singer
and every time he's called out for his mentally ill OCD behaviour he'll say >singular
Don't like these hatsJust don't is all
mad how the majority of you weren't even alive when the arctic monkeys dropped their debut albuminsane
>>225158489rollercoaster masturbation machines tier
ublocked origined them all hours ago
>>225158522it really wasnt that good and nobody liked them at the time. corposlop
>>225158522it's well established that /brit/ and 4chan as a whole is an unc website
you can pretty much guarantee that anyone saying "the singular ..." is in fact the singular poster trying to make it like there's more than one loser
this is disgusting
>>225158523you should read what they got up to on the way to berlin if you think thats unrealistic
Got a pizza in the oven
2000s british indie music was all shite
imagine if 4chan was around in the 80s and there was a /ussr/that would be interesting i think
is the singular "likes to have a meltdown about singular posters" poster here then? is he? having a meltdown? about what?
brit is a zoomer general mate
>>225158535southern poof detected
Cannot believe there really was a singular Rorke poster. Why did Burnham suppress the inquiry hearing, more people need to know about this.
>>225158489>We called it the Rape Fieldscream
lil zoomer reminiscing about music that came out when he was 4 years old
>>225158539This brings me comfort
>>225158500>>225158541
eating gay nigger poo
>>225158593im old enough to be your dad pal
imagine if 4chan was around in 80000BC and there was an /oogabooga/ oh my days!!!!!!
>>225158545read who? goebbels?
Just added pink pantheress to filter. Bosh
>>225158478genki bliss clears. onodera should've won too
mad how in hundreds of years someone could look back at this thread and read all the posts here
>>225158611it would probably be called /grug/ or /ook/ actually x
>>225158609Then you should remember the artic monkeys was a middle class larp band that nobody outside of sheffield, NME magazine and the guardian/radio 1 liked
>>225158629they won't though
met a girl i used to go to school with and her daughter is in sixth form now
>>225158629they'll do nothing
if you read this post in 100 years your gay
>>225158522I was 2 years old actually so
i have a message for whoever reads this post in 100 years:pooing and screaming out me arse
You and me, we had an opportunity And we could have it something really coolBut you, you think i'm not that kinda girlI'm here to tell you baby I'm about to wreck your world
Everything's a fucking larp isn't it
>>225158489commiemong would've loved this post
>>225158600love her facial expressions. wow i wish i were a woman
>>225158654giggity
do y'all like music and songs :heart:
>>225158638exposed that poseur
>>225158699PawsPhotoshoot Paws:3Put away that Polaroid Photos make me paranoid
yeah? YEAH??
Behind my smile is my IQI must admit this does not sit with the likes of youYou're really sweet, mmm, you're really niceBut didn't mama ever tell ya not to play with fire?
>>225158682ktim
>>225158719Paws...Photoshoot Photoshoot Photoshoot Photoshoot
>>225158720tune, that
my life a larp post
>>225158682>>225158723um
>>225158730how big is her penis ok
replying to yourself now is it? at least accept that i'm no longer interested in discussing your wrong opinions without trying to bait me back in to conversing
>>225158466in my /mug/ aha
Without a doubt the weirdest month end of the two years I've been toiling here
>>225158750you are profoundly mentally ill
>>225158767I accept your concession.
Gonna cook up some really nawty burritos tonight
my contribution to humanity:made the dunelm gimmick on /brit/made the bee scarf gimmick on /brit/started the reddit meal repost gimmick on /brit/wrote custom css for /brit/
Dear, I fear we're facing a problemYou love me no longer, I know andMaybe there is nothing that I can doTo make you doMama tells me I shouldn't botherThat I ought just stick to another manA man that surely deserves meBut I think you doSo I cry and I pray and I begggggg
>>225158765permission to blog/how so?
big changes always happen in Octobersays so in my horoscope
>>225158752Thought she had a massive cleavage from the thumbnail but it was just a regular one
there's an old lady stood outside
>>225158624>onodera should've won tooso fucking real
LOVE ME LOVE MESAY THAT YOU LOVE MEFOOL ME FOOL MEGO ON AND FOOL ME
>>225158752*Starts dry humping her ans sniffing at her cleavage*
>>225158765feel like I'll need to quit my job soon because everyone in that building hates me. Like either it's that or I'm actually becoming a paranoid schizophrenic but I really feel they all hate me and the situation is becoming untenable. I'm smiling at people and saying "good morning" and getting looks back like I'm covered in blood head to toe.
>>225158798Lots of redundancies and senior management changesMonth end working day one and there was about 15 people in the whole office
>>225158778I hope you do accept the concession that you're mindbroken
waiting for my HIV/Syphilis blood test result
>RORKE, stop posting on brit and come watch love island with me
sucking a cock
>>225158809Ghost?
>>225158839seethe on southern poof lol
i now realise how canine i ami see women's arses and i want to put my face in the and sniff
>>225158752he's hot
Aren’t we all pretty mentally ill if we’re honest? Normal people don’t spend the amount of time on websites like this as we do
>>225158167Russia will liberate Gayrope again like 1945
>>225158845Yes mistress uwuv *sits besides*
>>225158853flagrant and baffling lie
Bloke vaping on the train platformMight report him
>just be tallAGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>225158883paedocoded shit, this
>>225158867you need putting down
>>225158845I would rather be alone my entire life than be forced to watch love islandin fact I'm doing just that, it's a choice you see I'm taking a stand
>>225158898true!
>>225158883On love island last year they were doing this game where girls had to list their red flags and most of them played it as you'd expect (liar, wandering eye etc) but one of them just said being short was hers and no one made any effort to explain that wasn't the point of the game.
being a manlet must be suicide fuel. id move to asia if were a runt
>>225158883>in 0.5xLass needs learn her focal lengths
Love island posting time is it?
When I was 22 I had sex with a 45 year old woman and called her "mommy"
the image that broke /brit/
there are grown men who post here and watch love islandholy fucking grim kys
This picture goes hardThe south will rise again
love island gives an insight into the mind of a normal person
>>225158947won't though will it
Mental how Martha from this summer's series, who was objectively one of the fittest girls to ever appear on the show AND also seemingly was down to earth and really nice (so hot and NOT crazy ie unicorn tier) got precisely zero interest from any of the guys in the villa.
>>225158986Marfa...
confederate hijab goes hard
>>225158752Does xe pass?
>>225158941lanklet got kekked by marlon tho
why do feminormoids love love island so much
>>225158999Make women wear THISListen to Temperature by Sean Paul on #SoundCloudhttps://on.soundcloud.com/DBLFbSHfeB8IXuGiPb
For me it's when the girls in casa tempt one of the lads into snogging them and then the second they get back to the main villa said girl goes up to the girl they're coupled up with and tells all as if she wasn't leading him to temptation and the other girl is thankful for her testing her man and telling her the truthWomen bargain for collective power and authority and NONE of the blokes on that show have a clue how they work
just be tall niggas don't get itbeing 6'2 doesn't mean anything if you look like a hobgoblin
haters are mad that i just had a lovely nap
rizz her up marlon please dawg do it for me dude rizz her uppp
>>225159012because they're naturally mentally ill same reason they love traitors so much, they're evil in their hearts and love betrayal and destruction
>>225159012All the big muscly oiled up black guys
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790870679682673.jpg
>>225159059that Syndey Sweeney will take any job going
just saw the fungus "nigga"
>>225159059He looks like Tiga in this one
oh please just shut the fuck up
>>225159059first male to male transgender
Missing the Ex
>>225159050>rizz her up marlon please
>>225159040Being tall and handsome is not enough, you need to have an attractive personality as well
>>225159100>>225159100
My shopping list is absurdly long right nowMight have to split it into two
>>225159053Traitors US last season was insanely blackpillingThe main traitor was literal chad thundercock and he only won because he could convince a girl who clearly fancied him that he was innocent. He then murdered her at the end after gaining her trust and won the game lol.
>>225159099lmao screeching at this
>>225159059mogged
Fuck me it's Thursday eveningBasically perfect for the pub
>>225159053sounds like some people, hence so many watch it
>>225158654She fit?
>>225157304Can you guys just stop posting tic tock? Hwl old are you?
>Hwl oldhooting
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
