23rd birthday edition
Bacon, rice and tea for lunch
no more sexy pictures please
Mad how easy it is to be a woman
can't believe she's already 23
>>225154944
>>225154935that's not bacon
Sir Andy “Free the paedos” Burnham
will make a little coffee methinks
>>225154963Good lad
>>225154967coffee is too peng, god’s gift to man
>>225154963At 3:30? Moronic.
"I pulled on the steering gear to level theplane and stopped the 17,000 foot dive. Fortunately, I had some basic knowledge of aviation from the Mayday Air Crash series."scrrrr
>>225154935DreadfulGray, barbaric existance.Surely these are trollposts
>>225154992>me with 100 hours on flight simyeah, I could land that
cake for the demmie
>>225154991yeah cheeky isn’t it
this is beyond a joke now rorke needs to get topped IMMEDIATELY
>>225155006That's a deconstructed spam musubi you little racist
>>225154978SLAVA UKRAINI
>>225154935Don't think that redditor is drinking tea right? Looks too foamy
Nothing hotter on a woman than a heavily pregnant belly
>>225155036he can't say that, surely
>>225155036Well Faulk him then
>>225155036Sounds like Rorke was time travelling
>>225155036Faulkner loved them
lass was running around the park there and going at an insane pace. she lapped me like 3 timesi was silently cheering her on
>>225155036Well niggery diggery do to him then
crazy how many frogs get posted in /deutch/
mental how I'm a virgin loserwalked through my unis bar the other day and saw everyone having fun and thought how odd it is that I have no friends and have never drunk there
Butthead is so mean to beavis it isn't fair
>>225155061rorke transcends time, he has and does live throughout all of us
not seen this one before
>>225155100/sauna/ is anime, /deutsch/ is frogs>>225155116Could have just walked up to the bar and engaged in conversation
>>225155116you can try going inside the bar
>>225155036dont worry telebros ive got chatgpt running 24/7 trying to come up with a retort to this argument, no luck yet but i'll update you all when it comes up with one
>>225155100It’s the same with anime too. We’re basically the only general on the site that doesn’t spam anime and frogs all day
>>225155136how did you embed a fully working video into your image
>4chan is 23 years old>4chan was born in 2003>4chan is a zoomer
>>225155081Sweet
>>225155155experimental 4chan feature exclusive to gold pass holders
>>225155147>>225155161lol
i’m a sick “fuck” i like a quick “fuck”
https://files.catbox.moe/wr66sv.mp4
>>225155161must be why it doesnt work properly 95% of the time
why did foids evolve to get bored of their husbands past a certain amount of time and still require orgasms when theyre over 35-40 when theyre already past breeding age
>>225155137>>225155140I can't do thiswould be weird
it takes two to tiramisu, as they say
>foidincel freak
>Scottish comedian and streamer Brian “Limmy” Limond found dead at the age of 51
there's a certain point where it's not funny or shocking anymore and you feel like you're just watching an indian eating shit or shagging a granddad
>>225155212for the crime of anime noncery we hereby banish you to /sauna/
>>225155036Split his atoms
>>225154935i will guess your nationality is it filipino especially if that's banana ketchup
sad how you can often only hunt the males of a species and have to let the females go. makes you think doesn't it
that video is grim but it's about what you'd expect
>>225155226Very nasty lie this. We at /brit/ love Limmy.
>>225155226had the pleasure of meeting limmy at a charity do once. he was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
There's people posting on 4chan who are younger than the site itself, madness
/brit/ is a love centered general
>Wife walks in room>"Terrible about that Cornell 7 isn't it">Reflexively reply "yeah, yeah" without listening>She walks outWas seconds from disaster
nobody likes east asian malesmust be hell to be an east asian male
I've only had sex (without paying) with one woman in my entire life
>>225155323it's just the one cornell, actually
>>225155328not strictly true is itjap and korean men are very popular with a certain model of woman
>>225155323dont even listen to new music, don't even know who cornell 7 are
>>225155328I like East Asian twinks
Just one Cornello. Give it to me.
looks like this corn-ell has been popped, boyslets scram
mental there are normal people with a spouse and jobs in this thread
they're trying the regret = rape shtick again are they
>>225155328Girls in my country like them due to kpop
Want anything from the shops?
disaster: my cup of tea tastes watery
>>225155328foids love those feminine k-pop blokes
heard cornell 7 dropped their tour due to the circumstances, sad hope they work through their problems x
>>225155379cornetto please m8
>brown freaks get internet access>antisemitism on the rise
>>225155226Genuinely grim life trajectory that bloke's on. Had things sewn up for a while now he streams shit games to a tiny audience he hates in his attic whilst his ex-missus gets pumped by all and sundry in their marital bed. A truly grim state of affairs
TOOK A LITTLE BREAK FROM TRAFFICKING FREIGHTTRAFFICKING FREIGHTTRAFFICKING FREIGHT
>>225155379have you lot velo passion fruit guava yet?
>>225155411Charles Malaponte has had internet for years though
>>225155379>>225155405Reddit moment
>>225155415and how many subscribers have you got?
>>225155405sorry was hoping you'd say Cornello instead in reference to the Cornell 7 posts that were just madeNot actually going to the shops :/
>>225155415Not that Spanish flag but wtf does he still live with his ex and she has sex in his house?
>>2251554193 LITRE CSL ON A LATE PLATE
https://vocaroo.com/1edVPfpGorbI
>>225155339How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>225155415tbf if my partner put up with me pissing and shitting myself as a massive alcoholic and stayed with me while i was a useless waster i'd probably have no choice but to put up with that for my son.
>>225155212aru's gaseous toilet run after I let her eat my portion
>>225155415I am curious what happened between him and Lynn
>>225155520not together anymore as a couple but still live in the same house and "co-parent"
>>225155443>Man's marriage and life falls apart>Ummm how? he has 2000 subs on twitch??>>225155460Yeah they co-parent his kid, she's tweeted about bringing blokes back before
>>225155507banter
o'ver?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786399598876816.webm
>>225155328all an asian guy needs is the clout and the right sphere
>>225155507err will need to ask deegs about this tomorrow
>>225155520bit sad to care about that boring gossip
>>225155512corr
fucking loudmouth tradie cunts working on a house nearby shouting their fucking heads off
>>225155507#notmydiego
>>225155488Accidentally nearly funny, like when my cousin messed up the joke 'there were two people standing next to each other and the one in the middle fell over' except she accidentally said 3 people so it mad sense. If he said one person that would have made sense
>>225155531His mrs must hate him
Might have lunch and then a little wank, have to mow the lawn at some point though so may save the wank as a reward
>>225155507ATTABOY DIEGSY GETTTT INNNN LADDDD
>>225155509Bet she is a real polish looker, love plumberettes me, they have something else
>the DA claimed that Doe's subsequent statement to his office had described "her participation" as "voluntary, conscious, and consensual."
Just found out that ChatGPT has an "advanced" more for voice chats. This is less than the current "live" but it has more features I.e. screena sn video sharingWonder what would happen if you put porn on and did pic related in a home call
>>225155545not on is it?
>>225155572Was hoping to cut the grass today too but I woke up and it was raining so maybe tomorrow if it can dry enough before thenProbably be the last cut of the year
Hmm. All right, puppy. Let's keep it going. Ears up. Good boy. Very good. You heard me. Come puppy. That's it. All the way over here. Good boy. Excellent sheepdog. Sit. Good. Very nice. Hold it. Stay. Good boy.You waited patiently. Very good. Gentle paws. Good. Soft and careful. That's the way. Good boy. Settle. There you go. Good sheepdog.Relax. You don't have to do anything else right now. Just listen. Ears up. Good boy. Come, puppy. Excellent. Sit. Good.Stay. Very, very good boy.Gentle paws. Good sheepdog. Settle. There you go. Good boy. That's the rhythm.
>people gather together to drink fermented juice and laugh and talk shiteThis is so cringe and gay.
>>225155529Bizarre honestly. Wonder why he chose to stay there, he has plenty of money to rent his own flat nearby and still see the kid plenty>>225155551Alri Limmy, tell us what happened
Wotanic roar
>>225155607Who hurt you so bad for you to end up like this
>>225155631he genuinely can't cope with living for himself and she carries him through life according to his autobiography
it's Thursday and we love her
what’s a good webcam to buy for my laptop thanks
>>225155564That's great
>>225155645very ironic post
>>225155659Rorketech make a good one
sorry lad, you have acute renal failure
You know I'm never, EVER going to stop posting right? And I run this general
having a little smoke
>>225155672:/ be srs
>>225155676we're only halfway through the episode. It's not acute renal failure
>>225155636Dagdanianly roaring rabidly at this
>>225155609Yeah also wet this morning but I've got today off work and not tomorrow so may just struggle through.
>>225155695You’re too cute and feminine to smoke don’t do it
>>225155723what are you on about
>>225155723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFk5NpqnW4o
>>225155728Fucking weirdo. Don't know why you come here every year to do this. I bet you spend the rest of the year 12 hours a day sitting on 4chan calling everything and everyone pedos to
>>225155743we hate her x
>>225155738Your flag says you’re from Sweden
>>225155659I use a Logitech Brio 500 for work, was free from toilstein but it's like £80
the man who rapes animals calling other people weirdos lol
Why does he say everyone even that fit chav UK girl looks like a child when they're fit? Every single time, they do it
whats the haps
>>225155756not true
mind controlling the swedes horse to make it rape him
>>225155770
>>225155759nothing gets past you
>>225155415How is your life shaping up, big man?
Happy? Look what you’ve done to him
>>225155770Nobody is laughing with you bro. I guess you got fucked over somehow in your life but do you think people enjoy someone like you being around itt?
nipples started getting very hairy over the past year
>>225155379Free pussy
>>225155809>via video linkjust turn the tv on nigga
>>225155813projection. have you see the state of your life mate?
>>225155809yeh youre allowed to watch the stream, dont think they can stop you there
>>225155829I Swear has multiple nominations doesn't it
claiming it’s tourette’s when i howl the n-word in the faces of the biomass
>>225155695blue cigs are the povvo tier here
Me being attracted to dogs doesn't change the fact that you sat itt for 17+ hours yesterday doing this and have been in here 10+ hours calling everyone and everything pedo but saying fit girls look like underage children >>225155836Doesn't change the aboveI have a great life that I'm always thankful for
>>225155662>>225155770>>225155836You obviously don't have a very good lifeI'm going to stop talking to you now Tbis isn't how happy healthy people live
>>225155869prefer them over regular ones, white filter looks better imo
Spent a couple of hours setting up my claim with British airways which was a tremendous fucking pain in the arse, now I have to wait fuck knows how long before I can start arguing with them. Then I have to do the insurance claim for anything they didn't pay for, which is just a different flavour of the same shit. Did the maths and I'm 900 quid in the hole over this stupid little cancelled flight debacle and no idea how long it's going to take to claw it all back.
>>225155872>>225155896dog nonce
>>225155902blog on
Any of you lot want to do this with me?
>>225155411literal bot with the pre-scripted rhetoric
>>225154935Is that fried spam?did you piss in your tea cup?
>>225155809Remember when millions of niggers thought tourettes was made up LMAO
>>225155908Yeah cheers mate One day I'm going to buy a dog and everyone is going to lose their minds if I don't find a girlfriend by the way
>>225155898what brand are you on
>>225155921
fuck off back to britfeel
>>225155921i look and move like this
been screaming at this all week
>>225155942these ones, have a smoke now and then when i feel like it (pictures is l&m blue) also done some tramadol today and it’s nice having a smoke on it
>>225155972why is he fully erect?
>>225155972This one owns the libs but it's years too late by now for this response
>>225155973I absolutely love that nicotine boost to opioids, like all your skin is being shagged by tiny swans
>>225155972why’s he hard?
Can anyone tell me what ChatGPT does on the correct model if you make a phone call with it and share a porn video with it like how it will escape that situation
remember clicky cigs
>>225156014yh it’s really nice isn’t it, one’s enough for today methinks though
Can I emigrate to the UK? I know all about the scars and the poos
never taken opiods, not a mong you see
>>225156035yes mate used to buy the camal click ones, now all menthol is banned due to the woke
How's it already October
how fucking hard can it be to successfully execute someone with an injection? literally just pump them full of anaesthetic or heroin something
>>225156055why would you do that?
Why do you people mix cannabis and tobacco?
He has breached containment>>225156045
>>225156065It's the same here lad cant have anything nice anymore
Had no money yesterday or the day before so I ate a loaf of wholemeal bread throughout that time and honestly took the best shit of my lifetime earlier it was like I had just been assfucked the night before but I hadn't
>>225156088They've been doing that for ages Same people that will tell English speakers to fuck off by the way. Those people with their copyright TM doughnut OC wojack
Jewish gay guy introducing his non-jew partner to the family be like "this is my goyfriend Julian"
never understood whether fibre is meant to make your shit very loose or nicely formed
>>225156072timeberg is a menace, he’ll never stop
>>225156122kek
Did the big shop earlier but wasn't hungry so didn't buy any snacks but now I want snacks and don't have any. Big trouble in little tummy.
>>225156134Nice and firm unless you have too much or too title 20-25g
feel like life is playing a joke on me, people keep forgetting who I am
it’s the fuckers at cern messing with time, speeding it up for no bloody reason
think new pokemon invite codes should be sent tomorrow !!
>>225156138One day I will defeat timeberg and free us all
On the white chocolate Tim Tams
why did mousey start showing his face idgi
>>225156122>This is my goydog (sheepdog) kosherblyatt sheepshepardstein, he's a Shepard and a dog...
Honestly have no idea what haircut to ask for at the barbers now
>>225156122theres a 2009 film called 'Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!!'
>>225156179for attention obviously
>>225156179He's an attention seeker
bwc roar
>>225156122>This is my goydog (sheepdog) kosherblyatt sheepshepardstein, he's a Shepard and a dog...>>225156179Because I felt like it
>>225156198I might just take the buzzpill ive realised im ugly whatever haircut i get
I am odinic
>>225156179Why wouldn't he? He looks like that my chemical romance singer that everyone gushes over
>>225156247ruby thumbs
>>225156238ktim then I let it grow for like 6 months until it gets so long it begins to annoy me
>>225156247ghoulish freak
Really wish they'd make avocados the right size. Half isn't enough for two slices of toast but a whole one is too much. Idiotic production.
[Verse 1]We don't really want a warI just want a hoverboardWe don't want to conquer EarthI just want to fill my GIRTH[Chorus]We are the brit team, the butt ugly brit teamWe are the brit team, the butt ugly brit team
real femcel hours
>>225156247that guy is just an emomousey is the real deal. emblematic of the ideal those people aspire to
Looking for au pear jobs at the tree nursery
Never had avocadosYou know when something's too popular and shilled that it feels almost manufactured? Puts me right off, something is definitely not right with that
>>225156084It's fucked, proper fucked.
>>225156351yh this is why ive never tried sex
>>225156375well he's done for isn't it
>>225156351They're nice with a dash of salt
>>225156351avocados barely taste like anything, healthy fats in them but they’re not worth it
>>225156363the uk or france?
>>225156351this country was built on brown foods not neoliberal shite like avocados
looking at my lewd webms folder and there's some cwaaaazy good stuff in there
fuck my ****** life
Went to bed at 10 after playing tarkov all nightGot woken up at 3 by delivery man delivering venison and boar meatGoing to play tarkov all night
>>225156389Generally agree but a decent guacamole elevates mexican food to an insane degree. Big splodge of it in a burrito offsets a handful of jalapenos amazingly
le foodies are in
talking about food being elevated is gayer than two blokes shagging each other's arses
>>225156437agreed, it’s like a little blanket
oh she rolling
>>225156472why is she rolling an olive on her face?
applying for early release from prison (my bedroom)
>>225156393France is done
>>225156472is it attractive to have red skin like that
>>225156493it’s a tarq thing
its only smellz
>>225156472she's so innocentneed to see her tricked into a gdp shoot
Do people really use passive aggressive insults like wow you're really enjoying your food (you are a fatass). Does it work online?
ban make up expose women for their true ugliness
>>225156525why
I'm taking the nastiest shit at work
>>225156568why?
>>225156495Your application has been denied, the parole board has seen no indication you have been rehabilitated and we believe you continue to be a danger to yourself and others. We welcome you to reapply in ten years.
>>225156546you're evil
>>225156553Wow you're really willing to put yourself out there and ask questions when you don't know something
right well now im imagining her cheeks getting clapped by that hispanic fellow
Female Jews be likeThis is my goydog (sheepdog) Sheepshepardstein Kosherblyatt, he's a Shepard and a dog... With a big cock... He's going to impregnate my Jewish womb bigly daddy >Mosel Tov!>>225156279You could just not say anything instead of calling me ghoulish or evil every time...>>225156300Get a kitchen avacado bowl going Avacado coldpot
>>225156568women are lovely
>>225156472they see me rollin'they hatin'
Need a list of current /brit/ personalitiesCurrently have Employed WomenMouseyHeathermongZiedyDeegsSpainobisexual umposter
haha yeah they do be like that actually
looking at the calendarvery little to get excited about im afraid
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/women%20are%20lovely/country/Gb/
>>225156433See this fucks me off so much, I'm only 23 but I cant do this anymore, I don't think it's me ''growing up'' but I dont get any satisfaction, pleasure, sense of wellbeing? I did when i was 18-21 playing games, smoking the devils lettuce and watching films.It just doesnt work anymore its not enjoyable
>>225156673not a si ngle one of those has an ounce of personality
um x
>>225156581Proper fucked
here is that scary mixed race britain you're supposed to be so scared of btw
>>225156673gyaldemchademmayankgimmickmong
>>225156717right well they'd get it if I didnt have a tiny willard and erectile dysfunction
th missus
>>225156673Reminder that zield is not allowed :)
>tiny willard and erectile dysfunctionmental how ktim this is
>>225156055I'm as far right as they come and I and every other chud I know (in real life) not just here is quite happy with immigration from normal white countries. You cant even get them to say anything bad about Poles anymore because they look like saints compared to the Boriswavers.Go for Australia anyway, they've got a lot longer left than us and have a better quality of life in almost every way
just learned about joyreactor.cc a Russian meme site where that nonce lad got his ` Malfoid ` memes from
>>225156716should call the fire department to put that out
WOMEN ARE LOVELY LET THEM KEEP MAKE UP
>>225156717Heathermong
Spaino is a shadow of his former self these daysWonder what's up with that cunt
>>225156767Go hunting down the nonce images did you?
>>225156769walled
>>225156780Merged with 190 in a catastrophic laboratory accident sometime around late 2019
omgs so epic
>>225156716why are da yoots doing this?
>>225156780he lives in a cage in my bathroom, i send him out to beg and let him use 1/4 of what he earns at the internet cafe
>>225156806It was a better timehttps://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ?si=AkyJjS74IaUDUUUm
>>225156806need a fun /brit/ version of thisbit like that old sgt peppers one
>>225156806everyone in this picture is dead
T-7 hours
>>225156769pic not related? or bad pic at least
might step up into the /brir/ personality void left by spaino. everyone has sacked tranny giltered and who else even is there
we're sgt timmy's lonely hearts brit bandwe hope that you enjoy the poo
>>225156888cansmong ok
>>225156884Me on the left Or is that you?
this is me
>>225156942ktim (kek this isn't me)
>>225156768They're on strike.>>225156766I doubt any Aussie wants a smelly fr*nchman anywhere near him. But I would love to. Australia looks like a different planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Ylk2O-Wrk
>Two men jailed for raping woman in underground car parkleftypoo has requested that i dont include the image of the perpetrators in this post
>>225156982this is me dancing at the birt disco
imagine living on a deserted tropical island, mental that
>>225156967You can just say ktim we officially changed the meaning of it to mean it isn't me
fucking hate the ok posting fad>blah blah blah ok!!!fuck off
browsing wizardchan because I am a wizardI may as well migrate to britfeel too
>>225156983ITS ALL MEN OKAY??????
>>225157024ok
What you’re describing is more specific than “I feel depressed”: being able to feel content or even happy while the reward/pleasure response seems switched off. That distinction is clinically meaningful, and there are several things worth checking.
>>225154866>>225154866>>225154866>>225154866RECYCLE
>>225156668LELING
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