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Wakey wakey /cum/ it's gock'o'clock!
>>225155736Eye-talians are based sometimes
>>225155736First for born raped
gockstein
>>225155789Type of video you see with thousands of boomers and thirdies in the comments thinking it's real
>>225155789what exactly is the fetish here
I've never cared for eggs. Something quite sordid about them, you know.
I've made it my life's work to absolutely fuck up anything I set out to doSo far I'm batting a thousand
I'm chudgly and I'm proud
Foids claimed the word chudwe need to take it back
[Important Update] picrel wasd able to tank two lethal injections back to back and still survive, she really is satans favored daughter
Another heat wave this week. I thought this bullshit was over. Someone tell the weather Mods it's fucking autumn
I tried to get into foreign films but dear god every movie thirdies shit out is five hours long harping on a very obvious theme you understood within five minutes, I just don't watch movies at all anymore
The greatest football game ever madeRIP
>>225155958frfr no cap
>>225155959Korean films are kino
>>225155959most foreign films are just ways to launder money except for india where it is just ii (indian intelligence) trying to mimic hollywood
What's going on here?
happy birthday 4chan
>>225155959I heard good things about Hong Kong films tho
>>225156009*bites tongue
>>225156046Nigga that's like 30 years ago
>>225155957Damn I just read about it. That's fucking insane. Now they HAVE to keep her alive. Shoulda just used the damn firing squad. Now she can sue for cruel and unusual punishment
Hell didn't want her
like many thangs, the chinese do it better, someone gets handed a death sentence, and not too long after they kill them. not 30 years later possibly.
live and let live
Breaking News
>>225156143cant a turtle have a little motion
>>225156121>and not too long after they kill themThey do this thing where they suspend the execution for 2 years and if you are a good goy in Chinese prison they don't even execute you afterwards but give you 25 years or a life sentence instead. Chinamen have gone soft.
>>225156143It's bad for the turtle if its shell is painted. Easier for predators to find it, and the chemicals in the paint are probably not good for it either.
>>225156143I wonder if that was to keep them from getting run over. Turtles die a lot from getting run over
Green Chuck TaylorsNow Ive seen everything
>>225156225Leonigdo
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
Can I have $1000
>>225156274Italians always get brutally heightmogged
>>225155957Saint Floyd was able to kill himself with fent on accident, and these retarded Jew lawyers have made it impossible to kill someone on purpose.
bring back execution via lions
I dont wanna be here anymore
petrified wood
>7 and a half more hours of toil
pa payapapaya paya paya pa paya
>>225156302>you know all these execution methods that are cheap, easy and incredibly effective? Yeah those are all cruel and unusual so you can't use them anymore, only lethal injection>Oh what's that? Injection doesn't work properly? Oh well you owe layer shekelstein and his client $100,000,000 now hahahaFake, gay, and retarded world
>>225156070If she brings the firing squad back as a valid execution method her life will have purposeLiterally the only reason it isn't accepted is because the hecking prison guards might actually process that they're killing people
>>225156399the switch is getting rid of moids and aborting moid babies. 99% of crime and war gone overnight and no more autistic moid whining about people being slightly different.
>>225156399I honestly don't understand why guillotines ever stopped being used
>the switch is getting rid of moids and aborting moid babies. 99% of crime and war gone overnight and no more autistic moid whining about people being slightly different.
>>225156392its not easter yet
>>225156479Women have killed more babies in the last 100 years than all wars in human history's casualties combined, plus you're a tranny freak
>>225156502people were creeped out by the head still moving around after decapitation
>>225156502Killing someone instantly is cruel and unusual, only a bunch of chemicals with a 30% fail rate isn't
>Most abortion providers are male. A 2019 study of 85 physicians in Florida found that 74.1% were male and 25.9% were female.keep seething dicklet
You know, when you're guillotined your head can stay alive for up to 50 seconds after decapitation Imagine looking back at your headless body and having time to think about your incoming death
You're still a seething tranny lol
what if its an actual girlhey will you have sex with me if youre an actual girl
troons get on the trains too since they are or want to be moids.
>>225155957Just throw her in prison and be done with it>>225156399The death penalty isn't a magic switch.
bring back the electric chair
>>225156274that’s really cute
>>225156703Good morning legalcuck
>>225156662i already fucked her + she loves me
Today's $9.99 daily sandwich meal at Subway® is the Oven-Roasted Turkey, only 3-4 hours until lunchtime
>>225156786actually i was lying in my post i actually fucked her like a year before you did so enjoy your sloppy seconds i guess
>>2251567996 inch or 12 inch
>>225156799Name a slop-purveyor that has had a worse fall than Subway? Hard Mode: Not saying Pizza Hut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6Elowkey this is where usa peaked obama making good music illegal is the biggest tragedy of the 21st century
>>225156844KFCALSO,QuiznosI don't even think they're in business anymore
>>225156879Yeah Quiznos is definitely worse, KFC seems to be doing well everywhere except the US
>>225156827The 6 inch combo (including chips or cookie and a drink) is $6.99 whereas the 12 inch is $9.99
BILLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THERES A FUCKIN 539 IN HERE!
>>225156859Mousepedo-esque
>>225156756Bonjour monsieur
>>225156859>sandoicchido japs really not have their own word for sandwich
>>225156931Ça va?
>Peak vs. Today: The Quiznos chain dropped from a peak of roughly 4,700 U.S. locations in 2007 down to around 150 following a 2014 bankruptcy and financial restructuring.
>>225156879I didn't know KFC wasnt doing well. One actually closed near me but I figured it's because I don't live in a city with a lot of black people
>>225156953What's funny is that they even let English displace their native words for everyday objects like spoon (saji) becoming "supun"
>>225157001killed by private equity
>>225157001The were one of those franchises that corporate was constantly scamming their own franchisees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>225157011KFC has lost their damn mindsThey use cheaper ingredients than they used to, smaller pieces and its gotten so expensive now it's basically luxury dining
>I am forgotten.
Imagine spending $60 on fucking KFC
>>225157090>>225157116>Americans have to pay Canadian prices>immediately lose their mindsYou don't know suffering
one time I ate 3 salads from subway and then I got the shits and got a hemmorhoid from straining so much
>>225157115There used to be a combo LJS/Taco bell and they had baja fish tacosNot sure if it's still around
>>225157115>In October 2025, Long John Silver's rebranded themselves as a chicken and seafood restaurant, revealing a new logo with chicken front and center. We apparently had these in Canada at one point, never saw one here though.
>>22515711616 pieces is like five meals for a single person fatass
>>225157090>chicken pot pie is 9 dollars nowi used to get those all of the time for 5 dollars.
im a fucking walking paradox
>>225157090isnt that fast food or chains in generallike why even pay $20 for a chain restaurant pizza when it's half the price at the grocery store
>>225157176my old town had a frankenslop place too but it was ljs and burger kang
>>225157257'member when fatties used to say they were only fat because healthy food was too expensive and fast food was cheap? Well now fast food isn't even cheap and they still eat it.
Just go to the dumpsters about an hour after closing and you can have all the kfc you want for free, most of it will even still be boxed up
>>225157344Based hobo-maxxer
>>225157344Don't they do something to the chicken before throwing it out?
>>225157115I never ate there but everyone says it was vile
But tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of dayAnd head back to the Milky Way?
>>225157399Yeah they shove it up their asses
>>225157453Awful bandAwful song
>>225157399>>225157344No they lock the dumpsters so you can't get in
I had a Bussyheuer Anus Bud Butt and a McChicken today and supported the American economy massively. So where is my passport???
>>225157344they lock the dumpsters to stop homeless people from eating free food
>>225155736how old is 4chan?
>>225157506>dumpsters22
>>225157506Younger than most of the anons posting in /cum/
>>225157501They lock it so that people don't dump their trash in there.
>>225157531They lock them so human raccoons don't eat spoiled food and get sick and sue the company
22 years ago a homosexual sell out copied 2chan, and now here we all are
All problems in life can be solved with kicking
>>225156384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTojrRmULEw
>>225157584Guess it could be all of the above. Also you can't sue someone for eating spoiled food out of their trash
>>225157592You ever wonder what moot is up to these days? I assume he talks to AI companies and glowies
>>225157628I thought he worked at Google
>>225157646He quit that years ago
>ich liebe es
SYRUP SMELLING
>>225157612I looked it up and I guess you're right but I still think you're a fuckface
>>225156799the last time I had subway was when they were doing a BOGO promotion so I got 2 sandwhiches that I remember liking a long time agoI threw away 1 and a half sandwhiches, they were absolutely vile
Feces
>>225157628He's an Epstein disciple
>>225157785Stop talking about Indians ffs is that all this general ever does?
>>225157796>glowiesYes, I mentioned that
What's it like being white and living in Chicago?
Are we allowed to say the T name here
For men on the dissident right, what are the best countries to find like-minded women? A lot of people said I should be a passport bro but on the Italy travel subreddit people responded that I'm not going to find a traditional woman because center left in America is center right for western Europe, and that there aren't any MAGA European women under 50. I've been recommended Poland, Hungary, and Russia which I do think genuinely have some far right hubs but I don't speak the languages there. On a dissident subreddit some guy said she just finds conservative women on bumble but I live in Mass which is the worst state in terms of woke women. Is travel, moving to a different state, or dating apps the best idea for me as a 23 year old?
>>225157861Chicago is pretty nice for a metro. Not sure what being white has to do with it. Maybe you were thinking of Detroit?
>>225157883Limiting the dating pool to women who share your politics is retarded. Just date a man with aspbergers if thats what you want.
>>225157911>The racial makeup of the city in 2020 was 35.9% White
>>225157861Chicago has a shitload of Poles, Irish and Italians it's the new York if the midwest
>>225157867Janny seems to have relaxed on the issue but it's best still to use a nickname in case he's on one of his spergouts
>>225157952it's the most segregated city in the country. if youre white in this city youre most likely surrounded by other whites. i am surrounded by mostly blacks
>>225158021Niganon? I always assumed you were a suburban black, no idea you were in the hood.
>>225157952Thats the southside where they kill each other every day
>>225155736Pressing one's palms together is a common practice primarily in Southeast Asian countries with large Buddhist populations. In South Korea or Japan, no one does this except for Buddhist monks. It is akin to striking up a conversation with a stranger in Northern Europe simply because both America and Europe are white majority countries. From what I hear, unlike in North America, Northern Europeans simply do not engage in conversation with strangers.
>>225157952Yes, and...? 90% of violent crimes are intraracial. You are not any more likely to be targeted for "being white" in Chicago than you are in the UK.
>>225158081>You are not any more likely to be targeted for "being white" in Chicago than you are in the UK.It's probably a lower chance in Chicago than the UK unironically
>>225158066thanks big bro
>>225157721>I looked it up and I was wrong but fuck you anywayOk
those pizzas are some bullshit nonsense though and we need to accept that as a society
>>225158112You wish
What are we doing for lunch today girls?
What's the point
>>225158220Red Baron
America belongs to me
>>225158223deeply unserious activity
>>225158158White people genuinely believe that the misinformation they hold is the truth. I sometimes have conversed with white people online, and they would invariably try to lecture me, an actual East Asian as if they knew more about East Asia than I did, even though they had never once visited the region.
>>225158273Sounds more like you were talking with Diaspora asians in White countries, they love lecturing orientals in the old country.
>>225158066Anyeong, dude!
Could the orientals please stop stinking up the thread with their weird food and goofball animal languages tia
Hot damn
Our response?
>>225158314Makudonarudo
>>225158314Magkano sa repolyo
>>225158220The $9.99 daily sandwich meal at Subway® (Oven-Roasted Turkey)
>>225158350Penis inspection day at a Canadian school in 2026
I miss having control of my life. I am completely and utterly held hostage by alcoholic girl who refuses to let me go. I want to go home. I miss my bed I miss my living room I miss my cat and most of all I miss my freedom. I just get dragged from place to place completely on her insane chaotic alcoholic adhd whims. Today it was her randomly deciding she needs to meet up with her estranged drug addicted home wrecker Aunt who she hasn't seen in like 8yrs but at random called and decided she needed to meet her irl RIGHT NOW.She bought us waffle house but they started getting in a shouting match in the middle of the meal. What a ride.
>>225158397Lmfao
>>225158350is he checking for foreskins wtf could the purpose of this possibly be
>>225158350wtf they have penis inspection day too?
>>225158409You are an active participant in your own life
>>225158220I'm thinking of trying this local pizza place I always go by on my way to work
>>225158409
>>225158295I believe this stems simply from a sense of superiority that white people have internalized while leading the world in science, art, and law over the past century. Ironically, many East Asians return to their home countries to take up professorships after earning doctorates in East Asian history from institutions like Harvard or Oxford. It is embarrassing that we only gain authority over our own history after traveling to the West to study it.
>>225158220Leftover stir fry my wife made last night.
>>225158426Unironically checking if your balls are misshapen or deformed if I had to guess
>>225158477Tbf "misrepresenting" history is kind of a big thing over there
Should I force my mom to watch the godfather with me
>>225158484
momstein replaced my tub with a walkin shower so now i cant sit in the tub and pretend im dying in the great flood anymore :/
>earning doctorates in East Asian history
Magkano ang singil ng nanay mo para sa isang masayang oras?
>>225158477> a sense of superiority that white people have internalized while leading the world in science, art, and law over the past century.It's not the Victorian age anymore, White people go to university to learn how tribal societies were actually more heckin' advanced and they all hate themselves. If anything the most common sense of superiority now is a moral one because we are woker than the non-whites and thus have a duty to teach you.
hello
>>225158517Make her an offer she can't refuse
>>225158532If you are an oriental it certainly makes more sense than studying it here.
>>225158350Ive been up for 32 hours
woke up at 11:45 am award
there are people with wives in this thread how is that possible
>>225158590Meth? Speed? Coke?
>>225158542Everything you complain about in modern society is a result of white people forcing technology on eveyone and tons of you go on and on about how based and epic living in the woods is because hustle and bustle bad o algo
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>225158602This isn't r9k retard anon
>>225158220gonna go grocery shopping later so going to get chicken tendies and potato wedges from the deli section
>>225158625Anarcho-primitivism is for LARPers I never say that nigga
>>225158614nope just had too much spaghetti for dinner and got bloated at night
>>225158625Manic depressive cope
>>225158642Normies OUT
>>225158602not everyone is a gigantic loseri am though
>>225158709Getting fucked is easy. Starting something meanful is hard hence why everyone seems lost
>>225158602They are already over 35, some even in their 40s
happy oktoberfest fellow drubks
>>225158614>implyingIf you need chemical enhancements to stay awake that long you've got other problems
>>225158738you oldfags need to get out of here and make way for the new age of cumposters
>>225158761I'm abstaining. I hate the hangover and all beer just tastes like swill to me
>>225158602/cum/ is a normie gen
>>225158769Whoaaaaaaaaa you came up with that assessment by yourself?
>>225158273autism-sama, when White people meet thirdies we like to share what we know about your cultist shitholes as a way to be friendly and get an opportunity to learn more about you, it has nothing to do with whatever unhinged spergbabble you're on about
>>225158789There are no young people coming to 4chan anymore, the users we have now are the users that will still be posting years from now.
my 4chan is broken
I remember posting on /cum/ 10 years ago and it's not out of the question that I will be posting 10 years from now and beyond
Normiecels need to be curb stombed and a huge diarrhea dump unleashed on their faces
This fucking toilet is making me a girl >_<
>on
>>225158953I have doubts the entire site will still exist for another decade
>>225155736so glad this board is dying so this cuck ass general will have no one to talk to
STOP THEIF! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
/cum/ discussions will be about arthritis and blood pressure medication soon
>>225159006Bitter ahh pedo
just had a threesome with my wife and daughter
I have gout and cataracts
>>225159056you should run for president of the united states
>>225159057I have E.D
>>225159025my dialysis machine keeps beeping
>>225159071i know that feels
>>225159029fuck you jeet don't reply to me
>>225159071>mfw the gang stalkers stop stalking but now i feel lonely
I live in Iowa but I'm not a farmer. Only 30 years to go until I'm dead
Where did the meme that Autistic people are secretly super smart even come from? Every Autistic person I've ever dealt with, which unfortunately is a lot in my line of work, has been a complete fuckin' dipshit. They are literally retarded. Some of them can't even talk, they're just human-shaped animals. And they never have fixations on anything useful it's usually some stupid cartoon or planes or something pointless like that. Is it really all just a big cope so women don't feel bad that their fucked up retard ovaries produced a completely useless subhuman?
Don't forget to take your station medication today bros. I just took my rosuvastatin.
>>225159127Shame, you missed the boat pal.
>>225159025Ham radio is already like this
lmao this cuck gen will die out along with the rest of the board
>>225159135depends if youre a wide eye or narrowed eye autist
>>225159135Rain Man (1988) with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise
>>225159142fattie
>>225159119Jeets are also pedos, you are spiritually jeet
>>225159127farmers have the highest suicide rate of any profession
>>225159153I recognize that place. I think most farmers are born into it>>225159196Good
>>225159135It comes from idiot savants and the original usage of the diagnosis. Nowadays they diagnose like 50% of kids as autistic no matter what kind of retardation they have or don't have.
I'm 5'11 and 201lbs. Is this fat?
>>225155884Big boobs going up and down
>>225159245no
it's cozy here
>>225159245ShortFatUglyBrokeIt's over bro sorry you have nothing going for you at all
>>225159245Yes
>>225159223>most farmers are born into itI don't know how else you can really do it. I'm sure it happens, but proper farmland with marketable fertility is crazy expensive. Then you have the equipment, the structures, the maintenance for all of the above, and the seeds or livestock on top of that. To say nothing of the skills you need to actually make economic amounts of produce.
>Take Retardasall for old nigga depression
I take the blue pill.
>>225159186This and a couple documentaries about the rare adult savants that exist. >>225159245how muscular are you? athlete can have those numbers with very small body fat percentage. or you could be a sack of lard with those numbers.
>>225159135Stupid people say this
Donald Trump is takin r derbz !!!
>>225159315my dad was born in to it but sold his share of the farm to my uncle because he wanted to go fuck city girls and be a tradie in the city. it was a terrible mistake.
Retardasall- fentanyl, Xanax, Lexapro combo
gooned a hefty goon
>>225159397>vagina makes men do stupid things MANY.SUCH.CASES
Had this thought in mind for a post, been working on it for weeks. Finally got a chance to post it on another board and after 10 hours it's only gotten one (You), and it was just telling me to shut up
>>225159315Anon it is incredibly easy to become a farmer, the government comps like 90% of the startup costs and equipment and most things on modern farms rely heavily on automation. The most work you do most days is sit in a tractor if even that.
>>225159365I was pretty skinny most of my life. I would hover around 140-160. I've been doing PPL for the past 4 years and have gained a lot of muscle mass. I have dad bod for sure cause my diet isn't great.
>>225159449shut up
this locktober will be different
It’s crazy how easy it is for a modern woman to have a double digit body count. >a steady high school boyfriend she loses her virginity to (1)>a hookup the first few weeks of uni at a party, then never again (2)>a steady college boyfriend a year above her (3)>a briefer fling she has in her senior year of uni (4)>a guy she met off a dating app who then ghosts her (5)>a long term boyfriend from 22-27 who breaks up with her (6)>another long term boyfriend who she dumps when he refuses to commit (7)>a drunken mistake at a bar as she’s turning 30 (8)>settles in her early 30s, gets married to him, has house and car and kids etc. (9)>divorces amicably after youngest kid finishes with school, eventually remarries to another divorcee in mid 50s who she stays with rest of life (10 lifetime) This isn’t a Bonnie-Blue-esque super slut roastie that I’m describing. She never had a hoe phase where she slept with a different guy every week, she never cheated on her man with a bunch of different guys, she never got gangbanged at a party or ran through at a drug fueled rave. This is the lifestyle of the normal, average western woman. In fact it’s probably more chaste and conservative than average. And it’s still so easy to reach a double digit number without even trying. If (you) ever get a gf, she will probably be less desirable than average, and thus slept with more men than average to boost her ego. So her number will be even higher most likely. A full dozen, maybe even two dozen men who slapped their dick on her face, who shot their semen into her pussy and made her spread it to see, who groped her tits and ass…
As lunchtime approaches, I am reconsidering subway
>>225159495Kinky
Uh oh stinky
Why was he raped?
>>225159544you should consider getting some BITCHES, nyiggaaaaaa
>>225159509>a steady high school boyfriend she loses her virginity to (1)that doesnt even happen anymore
I'm on vacation and I still post here
>>225159509i only want to fuck milfs so this is completely irrelevant to me.
>>225159452It's not. They don't. The manual labor is not at all the problem, it's getting it started and being able to make money on it. Theatter part isn't hard when once you find a profitable crop but the former is. Unless you don't care where you live
>>225159509>woman graduating college with only 4 bodiesthis does not happen
My job is so critically unimportant i've simply gone home after lunch every day this week and nobody has noticed or cared as far as i can tell
>>225159509Who cares
>>225159735>find a profitable cropNigga Monsanto, which is who you'll work for unless you're doing some hobbyist bullshit or larping as Amish, will tell you what you will be growing.
Lovely weather this week
>>225159797arizona?
Plumber shut off my water to work on the bathtub but I had to take a dump so I just left it without flushing and he was hanging around my poop for an hour
>>225159814Close enough. Socal
I had 2 slices of carrot cake for lunch. Heavy on the frosting
>>225159782They'll sell you the seeds but they don't make you grow any one thing. You would be a fool not to grow what's profitable, though. And livestock is actually much easier to turn a profit on anyway, but greater costs and work involved (usually)
>>225159824Shit is crazy man
>>225159832I hate it hereeven texas is getting rain and we're still dry
>>225159824Why would you do that to someone
Anyone else here a 1900s geezer?
>>225159891Of courshe
>>225159891Most of /cum/ seems to be born in the 90s, unc general
>>225159872It was supposed to be a torrential downpour for much of the week here, but we got some light sprinkles and that was it. At least it was a more pleasent ride to and from work
tired of sex
/cum/ more like /unc/Usa nexico canada
>>225159931THURSDAY NIGHT, I'M MAKING DENISEFRIDAY NIGHT, I'M MAKING THERESESATURDAY NIGHT, I'M MAKING LOUISEOH, WHY CAN'T I BE MAAAAAAKING LOOOOOOVE COME TRUUUUUUUE?
I’m a 1900s zoomerZunc
You don't see guys named Frank anymore, but those who still carry the name are badasses
weird how every zoomer has like a 4.0 gpa now but the iq levels dropped!
This dude learned about farming from SimFarm lmao.
I eat hammers
>>225159966The IQ dropped because thwillions of illegals in this country had anchor babies
>>225159966Could it be related to the fact that the school systems have been turned into retard factories, everyone uses AI to do their “research,” they have the attention span of goldfish because of ChinkTok, and they can’t read?Did you know reading scores dropped around the entire planet in every single country?
>>2251599664.0 gpa is cuz chatgptiq dropping is cuz chatgpt
>>225159966Grade inflation is insane, in my province like half the students now fail in standardized tests but school grade averages are higher than ever
Just squeezed a huge poop out of my ass hole. It stinks so bad and it kind of hurt coming out.
It's all gravy my nazy
Lunch was some japanese style hamburger steaks on sticky rice but i put gravy on them because i'm white
The entire world is becoming retarded and it’s not the kid’s fault that the system is failing them
>>225160036They got rid of standardized tests in BC years ago. We used to do provincial exams every year when I was in high school and they've since gotten rid of them.
why do i always pee when i poop but don't always poop when i pee?
I'm a 32 year old virgin
professor X has ONE weakness!
>>225160108*kids'Stupid seppo.>>225160126Same lol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ESeMaT1jc
Faggots are coprophiles, thats why these gays talk about poop all the time
>>225160126Stop the cap there's no possible way to be a virgin that long
NEW>>225160174
>>225160156I'm the white jesus
>>225160108Truly a mystery
threadcuck*chop chop*
>>225160150It’s autocorrect, sweetieYou’re also not Australian so kinda cringe desu senpai
>>225160120Standardized tests are racist o algo (thr actual reason they got rid of them btw)
