My dad goes on on my family's supposed Jewish ancestors and I don't know how to feel about it
>>225163917מה אתה עושה באיטליה כפרהתחזור הביתה
>>225163917Nothing quite like growing up and coming to realize that your father isn't anywhere nearly as smart as you used to think he was.
>>225164415No but I'm pretty sure he's right and we do have a couple
>>225163917Claim birthright and get a free trip to Israel
>>225163917Learn to read the demon runes and go live in israel on US money
Statistically you almost certainly have at least one, especially if you are terroni. But from like 1,000 years ago
>>225163917be careful
>>225164712Why aren't you chasing that Israeli passport then? You're part of the superior race of people
>>225163917Congrats on being part azn.
>>225163917Welcome to the master race.