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>Frankenstein? Did you mean Frankenstein's monster?
Way too many black people around here in the last 10 years.
>>225167908take them out of the container and put them in a bowl lined with a paper towel
>>225167960I think Frankenstein movies are kinda boring and that the one that broke the mold was by none other than Max Landis, I think it was called Victor Frankenstein, in fact
>>225167979That's wrong, that's so wrong
Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
had a boner, as soon as i lay down and open up porn boom, boner gone
>>225168015HEY ABBOTT!
Going to have fun the next few days
I don't feel that my time on 4chan has been a constructive experience
>>225168042Same but you could also just go to reddit like I do sometimes and just get really mad and wish for total redditor genocide.
>>225167960His name is Adam Frankenstein>>225168000I like the Hammer ones where Victor is the main villain
throneberg has been uncLOGGED
My mother's maid is mocking meher heart is great with pride
Can't believe DBDR called his poop a bbc and also tried to use it as a weapon against that guy who wanted to play Minecraft
I once watched an 80's movie with Jeff Goldblum, it was like one of those Mel Brooks farces, and it was partially shot in Slovenia, it was named Transylvania something, tho it wasn't very good
we should smash this brazilian's stupid boner with a baseball bat
>We're sorry. Your package wasn’t sent out when expected. We're working on this and will get you a new delivery date.
dollars to donuts jane doe was a psychology student. i’ve played these games before
Do you eat at restaurants alone?
Jeff Goldblum is an amazing person tho, have you seen even a semi-recent interview with the guy, that is so fucking strange
I honestly think those bodycam slop videos that are so popular on YouTube now are evil. It's not good for your soul to seek out and watch that sort of thing.
>>225168119was it sent via Fedexhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790814082455305.mp4
where are the messsssicans?
>I honestly think those bodycam slop videos that are so popular on YouTube now are evil. It's not good for your soul to seek out and watch that sort of thing.
>>225168143I used to until i turned 30 now i cant bear the shame of being seen in public
>>225168155tio getting pwned by a dog
Why should a slave rule the lineage of princes?
>>225168181So what you just stay inside your house now?
>>225168203why should a prince be a king?
>>225168203WE
>>225168203Because the slave could be wise and pragmatic and prince could be fat and retarded
>>225168217he'd just forsake his birthright for a little red corvette! oh yeah!
I spermed in my bellybutton and it turned into a solid
>I used to until i turned 30 now i cant bear the shame of being seen in publicI am ashamed to witness what the public has become. I am embarrassed to see what so-called "society" has to offer. I go out in public for my necessities, not because I enjoy it. One trip a week is about all I can tolerate anymore.
>>225168240I'm sorry you're on a Unabomber trip, man, and I hope you get better soon
and hurry up lest i go down to sheol in sorrow
>>225168209Essentially yes it's been over a week since i went outside to do anything but necessary yard work to keep the hoa from fining me
>>225168252Life is grim hereIn a lot of places there are more minorities than people. It sucks
Dad made me a tuna sandwich :)
love the defense, hate the prosecution. simple as
>>225167519Eating this was a mistake. I'm about to piss from my ass. Anons were right.
>>225168274Minorities are people
>>225168274oh I see minorities every day, some of the local women are dating Jeets & Flips, West Africans too tho they keep to themselves
>>225168309The jury is still out on that one bub
>>225168252It's going to get a whole lot worse before it has any chance of improving. People are still far too comfortable with their little trinkets and slop to care about anything on a grand scale. Who cares about infinity jeets as long as you still have Disney Plus and Prime delivery options. >>225168274It's not even just the minorities, it's the fact that I know most of the people shuffling around are the reason they're here. They see no problem destroying the home of everyone around them.
>>225168240trve..
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>>225168325EVERY A-FRAME HAD YA NUMBER ON THE WALL, YOU MUSTA HAD IT ALL
A spouse generally cannot be forced to testify against their husband or wife in a criminal case
mombergs making white people fajitas for dinner! yes!!!
Companies are trying to sell "pet insurance" for 30 dollars a month when you can buy a 12 gauge for $100smgdh
>>225168364obscenely brown post
>>225168351what's that?
>>225168303cheese and jalapeno, what did you think was going to happen
>>225168371Here yellerCome back yellerHe was the best Gosh darn dog in the west
>>225168371hating dogs isn't a race thing it's a high IQ thing
>>225168338that'll never not be funnyI watched so much KotH that I can never watch any more, even the revival
>>225168388lol
New Ramparts of Ice
Chick in class kept staring at me but if she likes me she will have to ask me out (I have autism)
I would be so mad If I was sentenced to life in prison. I'd be like hold the fucking phone
no major crimes in my county today for a change. there was a double homicide+child abduction in marshall though
>>225168401The revival wasn't as shitty as I thought it would beThe animation looked like something an asshole shat out of flash in 2008 but still watchable
What about ramfarts of ice
>>225168444the guy who did the hold on I'm talkin brotha part on here was so funny
toilberg holding my precious waning lifehours hostage
>>225168383I actually didnt have that specific one. I had this one. I am not lactose intolerant btw, nor am I bad with spicy food generally. It honestly could just be from the yellow curry leftovers passing through my system from the day before.
>>225168325kind of fucking crazy how this blump guy truly fucked us and the USA
I've been watching an anime called Kingdom about the warring states period in China, its got me hooked.
>>225168465who did what
I feel like I've been in a coma for 17 years
People who hate on animé are contrarian zoomer nons. Animé is still good and it's a lot better than modern American indieslop troons make.
>>225168493I molested you while you were in a coma
Boomers are honestly just the worst. Literally fucked over the future of this country just so they could 10x the value of their suburban house and go on overseas trips 2 times a year.
just farted
>>225168483there was a guy who'd reply to you with 'hold on I'm talkin' brotha' and apparently that was from some sort of US martial arts guys being interviewed while beefing, I looked it up cause it was so damn funny
>>225168501Most of what comes out is slop now though, not much deep shit like before
>>225168507I molested you while you were farting
>>225168505>>225168525you okay?
who here is getting GTA VI as soon as it comes out?who here waiting a while to see how it is?
>>2251685346/10Not bad
>>225168540does that machine talk and like help you solve crime? it's more likely than you think!
>>225168540no to both
>>225168540I wasnt a fan of the 4 protag split in V, and im not a fan of the protags in VI being a couple. My suspension of disbelief will not handle playing as the woman.
would love tae cum in a chinese bitch
>>225168540no
>>225168567>My suspension of disbelief will not handle playing as the woman.I saw a video pointing out things that obviously made it look like it was written by women, then I saw a pic of the 5 crew and the 6 crew, and it was confirmed
>>225168603you know, I'm awfully close to just ordering a kilo of haggis this Xmas season cause that's the best gift I can think of giving my relatives as a whole, tho a lot of them are old and decrepit and cannae taste that chieftain o' the puddin' race!
would also sex klaudia kazimierska
>>225168623old people love haggis its perfect gify
There was a big trend in the south around the late 2000s where women were tying dyed chicken feathers in their hair
I went to YOUR schoolsI went to YOUR churchesI went to YOUR institutional learning facilitiesSo you can you say that I'm crazy?
>>225168647no
>>225168540It's gonna be another 3 years at least before it's on PC, shan't likely ever be purchasing it
I don't know how Canadians got a reputation for being rude, mean, aggressive and anti-social. They only show signs of aggression if you mess with them when their babies are around. You can feed them frozen peas and stuff and they will happily be around you but I've to pet/hug one (though I'd like to). If you actually observe them you'll tell they are great parents and orderly with how they march their babies around town and how they interact with others. By Canadians I of course mean the Canada Goose. I like to refer to Canada geese as "Canadians" because it's funny
Buried above ground
im also breddy sure you can buy haggis wiv flavors in like spicey shiddmaybe also pair the haggis wiv sum white puddin', tattie scones and lorne sosij to make it complete giftnuffink better den scotch breakfast innit
the news is out all over town
>>225168673seen a womab feed geese by hand in local parkpropa mental dat wun
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>>225168675>white puddinnow that is a delicacy I'm eager to try, I must admit
>>225168680the Amish buggy crash?
>>225168675got anydem spotted dick?
Cleaned the toilet. Updated the 401(k) spreadsheet with quarterly closing data. Did some early christmas shopping. Laundry all folded and put away as of last night. Oil change in the morning. Flu shot (not covid shot) a week or two later when I'm feeling better. Pantry stocked. Pops all loaded in the fridge. More pops in storage. Must shave and get the periodic buzzcut.
this clip kills me
She's called Spinny because she puts on dresses and spins in the mirror
You shouldn't feed ducks and geese bread, it can cause a deformity called Angel Wing that makes them unable to fly.
>>225168395hating dogs is the most brownoid low IQ thing possible, it's the litmus test for being brown.
>>225168731what are you talking about? brown people love dogs
>>225168731Chinese are yellow doe
>>225168729
>>225168729yes i have a local pond that has signs saying dont feed ducks bread and dey have a vending machine where you can pay for food appropriate tae feed the duckies
>>225168717that guy lost his career cause he was a pedo, he had a couple of memorable roles tho, I just can't pinpoint him exactly....like, Beetlejuice, maybe?
honey i shrunk the kids my dick
>>225168746HE NEED SOME MILK
>>225168731chinks are high iq and they eat boil dogs alive
>>225168746that is amazing
>>225168731dogs get annoyin' after you been chased by dem enuff times
>>225168746damn niggas couldnt even get a better box, cardboard falling apart
>>225168773Japs n Koreans are smarter than chinks
>>225168773the overwhelming majority of chinese are low IQ tardo field peasants and those are the ones who eat dogs
>>225168770lmao
>>225168790Didn't koreans officially only stop eating dogs so euros would stop making fun of them?
white people are brown
>>225168693that movie wasn't half bad, it's kind of the archetype of the going underground and accidentally finding Satan horror movie
>>225168746i can see the big guy inside
Low IQ is thinking the Japanese were bullies who unjustly abused their Chinese neighbours. Midwit IQ is thinking all nations war and fight and the Asian situation is no different than that of Europe. Genius IQ is realizing the Japanese are inherently superior and the Chinese deserved everything they got - and more.
>>225168794>No it's only the Dalits who do it, us Brahmins don't partake in-Yeah whatever yellow jeet
>i can see the big guy inside
why not just get a brown gf, they are really lonely and no one wants them
>>225168839This is cope, you are a jeet faggot trying to deflect.
>>225168850>Why not just eat garbage instead of food
phwoarrr luv me mince n suet doughballspropa scottish scran dat wun
i like frogs they are very stoic creatures even as you bash their skulls with a shovel
>>225168849i look like that but my hairline is worse
>>225168857Look'n goood
>>225168857>pus boiled in bloodyummy
I like dogs but I hate when white people let them run around off their leash. I don't want your dog jumping on me or giving my dog fleas or parvo. I don't know if it bites or has aggression for other dogs. Be considerate please.
>>225168857that's a lot like Austrian food, I love those dumplings
>>225168857I have never seen this in my lifeis it like a matoball? donut hole?
It's weird how butterfaces sometimes get me going more than completely attractive women
>>225168879those are suet dumplings steamed on top of a rich base of high quality ground beef, gravy, carrots and seasonings. a perfect dish to warm your canadian twink belly this time of year
>>225168885matzoball*
>>225168894you see that's the type of woman that you marry for life
>>225168898kek
I was hoping my life would never come to getting into arguments on a defunct chinese under water basket weaving forum
this is the anime incel website
>>225168907can i kiss your testicles?
>>225168850Why don't brown men such as yourself do it?
mid white gf > hot brown gf
I thought this was a welding forums
Marrying a butterface is a bit like marrying a woman who wears a niqab. Only you as her husband can enjoy her beauty in any degree.
>>225168905based stick wielding maniac
Tony mogged Harland Williams
Dad's gone to the store to get coffee, time to thrash my fishstick
>>225168934it mean dat wom'n won't go runnin' aroun' on you
>>225168857phwoaarr diss is blast from past i remember den servin' diss in uni
>>225168925Sure
to quote the old blues masters>>225168945lmao
Way better to marry a cute fatty
Why did he do it
>>225168973imagine the smell
why yes I will get high to forget my woes before bed how could you tell
>>225168973I bet she makes some lovely big poos
>>225168929phwoar would absolute go to town on her asshole. shag it to satan
>>225168974Some men complain when its all blocked off, some men do something about it
>>225168965pull your pants down
>>225168974but he was the victim
>>225168973the sex with an angelfaced young fatty is insane, except if you wanna hit her from the back...GL
if you can afford weed you dont have any real problems desu
>>225168945bro you the guy who cant wabk til dad garn bed?what dae ye live in a single room bedsit wiv your dad or sumnat?
>>225169006a friend in need is a friend indeedbut a friend with weed is better!
>>225169006what kinda poor bitch ass cardboard box you livin out of
>>225169017they share a bed
>>225169006yes I do I am terminally bitchless and the woman I love thinks I'm a trapezoidally obtuse freak
I would knock out the alchie and dude weed queer in one punch. I would then drop my pants and take a shit on their face.
>>225169001corr would desecrate her face wiv me semen
>>225169017are you from ireland buddy? can you speak english?
>>225169017now that is a masterclass in Central Belt Scots, I reckon
>>225168894Shes more of an average face
>>225169029>the alchiedo you have ANY idea how little that narrows down?
>reinstall browser>reinstall 4chanxt fork (10)>filter flag -> united kingdom>stubs: offyup, time to enjoy /int/ and /bant/
>>225169024those arent real problems
American chinese food is much sweeter than chinese food in china
>>225169029where did you learn that technique?
kek they made it a private board so we can't peruse them like zoo animals now
did nothing all day award
shoutouts to everyone farting rn
>>225169003
>>225169034
>>225169036idk bro
>>225169064Well now I just want to make an ai photo and sneak in
>>225169068hell yeah
>>225169052okay broke ass didnt u were the gatekeeper of being a bitch fuck u
>>225169056chinese be puttin bones in all their shit
Just smoked the bong bros
>>225169071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYP6F3gX68Q
>>225169089PROCEEDS THE WEEEDIANMHMMMMMNAZAREETHHH
>>225169074you sound like an orchard park new yorker
>>225169071Knees too pointy
>>225169089
Any of you nigs play Valheim
please stop posting that hog
lmao how are you all so poor?
>>225169122im brazillian
>>225169122im retarded and ugly
>>225169121
>>225169056Chinese eat month old eggs and bird spit soup
>>225169111the guard of my HEART!
>>225169075For not having makeup this is actually above average, thats the blackpill
>>225169118yea me
>>225169084Animals tend to have bones
>>225169146
>>225169139their farts must smell like haunted graveyards
The appeal of cumming on a girls face has grown on me. But only if she leaves it there for a while
>>225169153I've seen enough girls without makeup. If I fucked her, she would be the ugliest girl I'd ever have fucked. She doesn't have a hideous face by any means, but I think it's bad enough to qualify her as a butterface. It's more about the juxtaposition
>>225169158>izobraženjelol, I would understand that as 'education', sort of, speaking in my language
Just read and participated in an unfathomably based [s4s] thread
It's impossible to be an incel in brazil
>>225169122I am unironically a millionaire
>>225167943sex with dva umaru
>>225169169
>>225169157take your obama phone, go throw it in a sewer and then jump down head first and then get it
>>225169136is this u
Wagies just got off work
>>225169188O SHIET, WILLENDORF JUST CALLED, DEY WANT DEY VENUS BACK!
>>225169197I don't want to put your mom out of work
my hairline looks like this
>>225169218Do you have a BBC?
>>225169218
this is me, if any of you even care
Despite my prayers I'm still waking up in Iowa
>>225169218I've got a crazy psychedelic troll's mane of hair, older people will balk at me when they see me in the street
>>225169201yes
balk is not a transitive verb, I'm sorry
>>225169209don't you wanna have sex with me? are you naked right now?
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
>>225169234No Americans suffer more than us Midwestern flyovers
>>225169234>be me flew to des moines iowa once>land>leave airport>take uber to airbnb>pass a man unconscious right at the beginning of a crosswalk>get to airbnb>uglier than pictures and random gnats and bugs>walk to burger restaurant nearby>have a middling burger and a good burger>decide to scrap my plans and instead book a flight out of iowa
>>225169257you seem to be african american
>>225169257thanks for not stabbing me
>>225169188Can a nigga get a link to the full set
Yanks deserve to suffer. Stay out of the south btw.
>>225169247hehehe
Did you all know that America literally wrote Japan's constitution, the one they still use today?
>>225169267>>225169269Yes yes but what about the jacket
>>225169259billy corgan is insufferable
>>225169265And des moines is one of the good parts
>>225169273
this is my favorite /cum/ poster I call him uglyretardanon
>>225169257Sleeves look long, but it could be good if you get the wrinkles out of it
>>225169218mine looks like 90s eddie vedder
>>225169179Weird ass board
>>225169314that band sucked, 1979 used to play on MTV all the goddamn time and then /mu/ wouldn't shut about that track
also, Tonight...and while that is not alt rock, it is not yacht rock, either....not in the least!
Despite all my rage I am still just a cuck in a cage
The pills have been taken
>>225169218thought he had an og gameboy hanging from his chain for a second
>>225169316reminds me of those Camilla Cabello swimsuit paparazzi shots, some of which were doctored to give her an even bigger ass...I posted some of those as threads on this very board
>>225169286stop laughing
>>225168757He's the principal in Ferris Bueller which also stars the relentlessly beautiful Mia Sara and the relentlessly murderous M. Broad Rick
Gonna pop some edibles soon.
>>225169312uhh i don’t think i want to talk to you anymore
>>225169371that movie is perfect, I have to rewatch that
>>225169111my black ass needs that shit rnshiieeee
>>225169257URKEL!
>>225169372can I fuck ur ass
>>225169381Relatable pic
>>225169372
Niggas really be like oh no I better not racemix with a beautiful white woman!
Just got my $5 monthly interest payment
I always liked boobs more than butts
>>225169403Big baller over here
>>225169419yeah, me too, but in the case of Camila Cabello, I just had to make an exception
>>225169419hugeboobs>bigbutt>flatboobs>normalboobs>smallboobs
>>225168973If she's already fat when the ring slides on...
>>225169419hell yeah, brutha
>>225169433
I like feet
this is u niggas
>>225169479I don't appreciate being called papi, I prefer First Brotha Under a Free One Percent Islamic Nation
https://youtu.be/6zZqtYXDeh8?si=C8urs8HmsZRWaWZJ
Ate a fine meal, will read, play video games then watch anime
>>225169522Wish I was there with you
>11pm at night>go to the corner store for a sip>see this blocking the coolerwat do
kweens be like>im sicka niggas gimme one of them engineer whitebois
>>225169517wyboi got beats
>>225169529oop just gonna sneak by ya here
>>225169529Emperor Leto, is that you?
>>225169529SLUG NIGGA
>watch anime
ktim
>>225169556I really want to rewatch Akira, I just don't want any of that sappy bullshit, man. It's like The Walking Dead, for Christ's sake, this ain't Santa Barbara, man!
>>225169575Akira is overrated
they should make a tv show about a straight shooting chud lawyer
new>>225169597
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these news have been hot garbage lately huhlock in niggas
IIM GOOOONA BOOOOOOUUUMPP
