midnight edition
>>225168940looks like west yorkshire to me
>>225168940actually it's 4:27 P.M.
Cody pooped on someone's ass
yanks root around in theyre own poop cody its jusrt how we were designed cosdy we poop therefroe we am you know poop on my ass cody
ok
wish socialized medicine existed here tbqh health insurance is a fucking racket
Strong start to the thread there
I DunnopOo
would love to live in a forest here but you can't because they burn down every 5-10 years
petition to give David Byrne a knighthood because he is ultimately British
Total nigger death punch
i am ultimate british too x
>>225169028Tell us about Abos
>>225169039ultimate british in the gayest way possible *slaps you across the face with my erect member*
>>225169048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VMcnKM09w0
Reclining in my computer chairI'm comfyWhat's the issue?
>>225169048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk
sex with doctor who
>>225169085>>225169149Is it true that until the 1970s if you ran over an abo you would just haul the body to the side of the road and drive on like you hit a deer or something?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/grass-cs/ACvplmO4QvoYO7SMDExWkwp_jb7joGbjd42S_1Ps1g3SLeyiwVzoYPk424qkwd-K4pQrLitvc8EnfvOTpTwUPFZ23U3xJFymA7epk9YicXaEaG9M1YEzIBcAULx9GyOJMfC39uTSBqsj=s3072-w3072-h1404
mcafee howl
>>225169028should make your own little house like the primitive technology man
>>225169258you cant say that ok
>>225169283>>225169283>>225169283>>225168956
she wants a man who drives a 1988 twin cam corolla that comes with 6 months' rego
>>225169288
>>225168966Cody bro gross! Somebody went! Somebody pooped on the half pipe and Brayden totally got it all in his skateboard wheels.
just brushed mine teeth
shooting huge loads on sacked trannys face
>>225169384that's not him is it
can't sleep
How would you dress Ruby Granger then?
imagine living next door to 9/11dust everywhere and you can't complain without looking like a cunt"anon are you going to help dig dead bodies out of the rubble?"can't say no can younot to mention the property prices and insurance premiums
reckon my next wank will be kurea hasumi
Andy has surpassed my wildest expectations so far, absolutely based PM. Got rorke and the old cunts seething, didn't think he had it in him.
just woke up from my "nigga" sleep in my "nigga" bedhad this dream where i fucked a goth serbian girl but i had to seduce her first
>>225169418if you can afford to live in new yahk you can move in with your aunt and uncle in new jahsey for a few months until the dust settles
>>225169418i'd report a noise disturbance if it went on past 10pm
>>225169413she looks nice when she dress normally, but only does that with blakeney and family. would like to see her more without her online persona larp, in jeans and a t shirt. or her fanny and arse on my face
>>225169418i'd go to a hotel for a while, you don't want to be inhaling that shite.
相手になるわ
>>225169413
>>225169441would love a dream where i have sex but i tried to induce a wet dream by abstaining from ejaculation and now i just ejaculate prematurely everytime now
was watching gay porn and one of the gay porn guys kept saying 'that's so good, keep going i love it' and it made me think i dont love whats happening right now, i mean i love gay porn but i dont love gay sex or even men. i mean i like it but i love gay porn. so
wonder if you could sell 9/11 dust
>>225169481ok
>>225169418you'd be glad it went down like it did instead of crashing on your apartement
Just suddenly wheezed really loud and scared the shit out of myself
>>225169441how does one "nigga" put up with that
>"nigga"is this THE breakout best gimmick of 2026???
>>225169500s
I'm on a roll
the australian "nigga" are all waking upthe quality of the thread is about to decline
that's tomorrow's lunch break entertainment sorted
>>225169512odd because the original tesco "nigga" post was from 2023
aff tae city 17 anyone want owt
>>225169534a mulatto, mongrel race!
>>225169534reminder that this guy also interviewed the infamous human trafficker and serial rapist andrew tate
>>225169170
i no rorkei dominican
>>225169546roasted headcrab
>>225169459小っちゃいちんちんつけたお母さんへのおもいはたくさんがあります
Ruby Granger girly you need a fringe to cover your forehead OK!!
*snorts a fat line of wtc1*oh yeah, thats fuckin business
It's popping off in france
Wild how anyone can take Tucker seriously after he went to "interview" Putin but didn't even interview him and instead just let him ramble on about unrelated history for over an hour and whenever he tried to get back on topic Putin would just tell him to fuck off
>>225169580qrd? the camps of saints come true?
>>225169593white students protest bad conditions in school, arab and african students take advantage of this and riot, it spreads
>>225169580hahahahah, boomer genocide now.
https://x.com/BVoltaire/status/2105683054597476369rorke...
>>225169616why'd they go after the teachers and not administrators? silly frogs
right well that's a lady with a willy
>>225169628MAMMA MIA
>>225169628do these lads have small willys so they transition or is small willys a side effect of being trans?
ummy! ummy!! ummy!!!
>>225169626what does it mean idgi
>>225169669black bull marking his war spoils
yo cody i double dog dare you to show me your wiener
why do americans keep coming in here to post about things happening in france
Expensive phones, boomers. GoPros and Insta360, jerks. E-readers, snobs.
>>225169709is this your new special interest
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790783305283337.webmsome new bizarre genre every other day
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penis willy! penis willy!!!!!!
>>225169761UH OH ITS BUM BUM BOUND
30 year old men btw
doctor doing my autopsy be like: looks like this guy was a virgin
>>225169447Would not have thought she would wear nike air forces
mad that he's only 2 years older than herwhy do men age like milk
*revs up the Head Wobbler 6000*got a lot of work to do tonight
>>225169761screaming
>>225169781ktim but my willy has already been eaten of as i hung myself from a tree in the woods
>>225169787it's called makeup rorke
I'm a poor boy and I'm a ranger
Oct. 29, 1925: Hu Hanmin, the Kuomintang movement’s leader in Canton (Guangzhou), gives an address supporting students who have staged a monthslong protest against foreign exploitation. Patriotic symbols, including the nationalist flag, decorate the platform.
Regret leaving my window open. Its a cold night.
>>225169811quite similar to a recent event
>>225169787they're looksmatched
put incels in cells
ace combatberg taking ages to load, pissing me off
>>225169860that's what you get for playing virgin games
https://youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs
>>225169845we could call them the incells
>>225169845don't do this
>>225169866excuse me!?
arsing around my smelly evil incel lair doing nowt
>>225169886me for the last 2 years
need them to bring the dodo back already
hi lads can I still join the army at 34 years young
>>225169886ktim for the past 10 years
>>225169910a very young man like you should be highly desirable to the boys in the army
any tinned fish reviews enjoyer man in
i hate niggers
That mousey nigga got giant hands
mad how AI has completely removed video evidence as a viable way to prove anything
i wonder if gen alpha will be the ones to finally gas all non-whites
sir nate higgers
>>225169994miss kate hikes
new ace combat music is freaking hella epicsauce
sucking a golfball
>>225170009
ladsyour favourite seafood?
>>225170048mussels :)
>>225170041she's made for BBC
>>225170109what women are not made for bbc in your opinion?
Looking for a cheap French mechanical car from before 2003 to mess around with and rebuild the engine. I cannot believe the cost. Extortionate. There's basically nothing under 1000 quid. Parents had a very cheap 205 when I was in primary school, it's probably worth at least 2 grand now, but they scrapped it. Even the 306 is quite expensive.
>>225169910desu lad you will be enlisted into the army soon regardless of age
Theres some olds that didn't get to 310 what the hell happened? Mousenonce or spaki got banned for having a melty?
>>225169955love his videos its just a shame that im allergic to fish and cant try anymyself
Imagine the smell
everyone should have to work retail for a few weeks, it will make you see the world in a very different light
https://www.google.com/maps/@-36.8447329,174.7296609,44a,35y,346.97h,63.05t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDkyOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3Dlook at this driveway i found on google maps, that's just ridiculous! driveways long enough there, kiwis?!! us antipodeans... we're crazy
>>225170245I rape everyone regardless, I am the Tesco nigga
i wonder if my racist shitposting will ever get me in trouble with the polissince i limit it to 4chan and never on social media i reckon i'll be fine, for a while at least
>>225170231Never find these sort of women attractive. They're like too 'sexy'. Their faces aren't attractive even though they have attractive features. Same with super model types. They just look bland.
>>225170272Just make sure you never slip up. I know people who've been done through 4chan. Some didn't get arrested but they got harassed by police because they didn't bother investigating it. They knock on your door and hope you say something incriminating. Crazy times we live in.
I've been drunk since 2024there's been a "Twelve Day War" supposedlyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-Day_Warcomplete bullshit
Yeah I worry about getting in trouble with the police but I can rely on the "I'm a grim alkie twat" defence
>>225170274Yeah well that's a take
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH!
hate all pissheadsno sympathy for any of the useless cunts
>>225170272For me its doomposting on x about the state of the UK some times i say things that could be interpreted pretty badly
>>225170303well i've been wise enough to far to just say shit like "i hate niggers" but never anything actively threatening like "i am going to kill niggers"
Mad how grains are just peasant sludge yet they're utterly peng
>>225170337scenes when he turns out to be the " spaino "
dogberg on a mad one
>>225170355that is a penis
>>225170346get massive bags of oats me
>>225170355right well that's a knob ent it
set up machine guns in Dover
business idea: a children of the corn reboot but about poo niggers called niggers of the poo
Reform UK set up machine guns in Dover
the 21st century is gayer than anyone could've predicted
>>225170341Made a post when I was going a bit manic and drinking heavily. Got instantly deleted, and then my computer ran like complete shit fir a month after and intermittently fir a few months following. Never dud it so obviously before or since. It was almost instant. To this day I am convinced it was remote bugging. I know 'hacking' is a cake walk especially with windows so I don't doubt there's a very easy backdoor into every system us goys use. It was an incredibly foolish post but I was out of it, so I'm not remotely surprised they took it seriously. This site, and the internet as a whole, is nowhere near as free and secure as people imagine. Everything you do and say online you must assume a glowie is sat on the other end watching you like a hawk. No idea how I didn't get arrested. It was an edgy joke post I made so I assumed they just though "we'll scan his computer and watch him closely for a few months in case anything else shows up.
read every word of that
>>225170445all that surveillance and they still can't stop school shooters or islamic terrorists
getting catberg some millick. he does love his millick
been drinking some brown korean herbal sludge
society owes me a big tiddy goth gf
>>225170465Nor could they stop 9/11 or October 7th despite having prior warnings. All according to plan. Calculated evil beyond comprehension.
just burst a massive spot on my cheek its gushing blood
mad how aussie ngas be like "what's up chief mate"
listening to tori amos and crying
that girl was snorting ket of those guys cocks im jealous
>>225170393Pennnnnnnnnnnnnng
The new online culture seems to be bolting 'nigga' onto everything. The poison trickles into every goy's brain like clockwork. First they use it ironically. Then it becomes a habit. But I guess this makes me an 'unc'.
>be me>have no gf>mfw
I find myself preferring bums and slightly wider hips every year. Used to be more into skinny girls with lovely tits. My sexual taste is ripening like a fine wine.
>>>/pol/543620583NU
>>225170624that is my face when too!!!
>>225170614a wonderful deduction good sir! take my internet points. huzzah!
Gianni Infantino looks like a gargoyle
reckon ill start buying survival gear next benefit payout long overdue dont even have things like surplus batteries flashlights and medical supplies
Just don't like Brits me, don't like the fake nice, that's all, haha.
gotta get my knob wanked before the opioid kicks in
I want my nose to be close to Emma Watson’s ass when she farts.
when the race wars break out the cities will become biomass strongholds and every rorke in them will be lined up
>>225170614son i'm crine
Insane how evil lethal injection isIt's basically torture, you're in extreme pain but completely immobilised Don't know why they can't just use hanging
they should tickle them to death
>>225170778why can't they just put them to sleep and shoot them in the head that'd be way faster reliable and humane
it was a cold and snowy day...
>>225170874the soviets did do that I think
they should attach them to a rocket and send them into space
>>225170778yeah but they only do it to murderers, and even then only the worst of the worst murderers, so who cares
>>225170921What about the wrongly convicted
>>225170929not my problem
in north korea they use anti aircraft guns
ZOGdan kikedani
leftypol begging the biomass to not rape and kill him but little does xhe know the biomass cannot differentiate between rorke and leftypol
diversity is the worst thing that has happened in the history of the world, literally nothing else compares
reckon if i were indian i'd shave my head and grow a goatee and try to pass myself off as a black man
>>225171010it's our strength, tho
>>225171011i'd move to south italy, change my name to giovanni niggetti, groom my beard and hair, and larp as a swarthy italian
>>225171010Real The world would be 100000x better without wogs and only white people
If tomorrow Iran collapsed, Trump would resign from office and go home. He was put into power to do that one thing.
I can't post
>>225171048
just spent ages looking at egyptian mummies and freaked myself out
>>225171033even italians aren't that swarthy unless maybe if you're a brahmin saar
>>225171048He wouldn't, he wanted so desperately to win the last election to avoid going to jailHe sold out to everyone and anyone to make it happen
>>225171061BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Both Trump and Biden are senior citizens who stay up all night scared that Jews will jail or murder them/their families if they ever diverge from the very specific instructions they have been given.Jews rule America just like the cartels do in Mexico or Islamists keep a veto on Middle East leaders. Books purporting to be a journey into the mind of the decision making processes of Trump or Biden that go beyond bribes and fear are fantasy/fiction for midwits.
Need a perfect looking AI wife
Hot take! Germans I don't like em They're too autistic and don't have any chillWhen they became nationalist they wanted every other people gone and when they became neo liberal they became turbo neo liberal Someone needs to get them to chill out Whatever they become next they'll go too far with it also
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790876999653053.mp4ktim soon
>>225171104my aunt is german and she's quite normal
Most Western liberal plutocracies are post-Democratic. The people’s participation in the electoral system is just ignored and candidates don’t even try to placate the people anymore.Donald Trump with his approval rating of 30% is actually one of the most “popular” leaders in the West. Emmanuel Macron by contrast has an approval rating of 16%. Merz in Germany is at 12%, sinking as low as the single-digits in East Germany. Keir Starmer was recently ousted and replaced with an identical polished turd.I’m not going to pretend I know exactly what the solution to this problem is. But we do need some new ideas besides “vote for the other kosher party to punish them.” If Trump gave a shit about Democrats sweeping the midterms, he would be listening to the down ballot GOP and ending the Iran war ASAP. He wouldn’t have started the Iran war to begin with. Trump obviously knows something that people who think they are going to bring Trump down by voting Democrat don’t.I’m more interested in examining how someone like Emmanuel Macron can rule France for almost 10 years in rigged elections despise having a 16% approval rating the whole time without the people rioting in the street to overthrow him. Whatever that problem is, that is what we need to figure out how to fix.
just not going to watch a webm from /gif/ that looks like this am I
Nary a syllable
@malaponte no one wants you here and no one even reads your posts fuck off somewhere else
>>225171129hmmm i've got a big boring essay about politics to post somewhere>/pol/?no>/cum/?no>/brit/?perfect!
>it’s da JOOOOOOOOOOS
hunslet is the crown jewel of leeds
>>225171161Is that actually him?
>check the old to save pics on the old>missed an on brand postThere's nothing worse
>>225171169Search ‘malaponte’ on desuarchive, only posts with images.
>>225171169it's a 10 year old picture of mei was 18 at the time
>>225171112Only one story, hope he didn't crack the back of his skull
>>225171187Cant imagine how ugly you are now
one of the biggest crocks of shit people like to believe in is that normies/"NPCs" are all happy and have loads of mates and their whole life is just going on holidays and the sort. it's not true at all and you'd know it if you went outside tbqhknown plenty of "normies" who had basically no mates, or were miserable, and their lives were empty. they're the type of people who get really invested into workplace dynamics, because they've got nothing elsea lot of people who seem cheery and extroverted on the surface are deeply unhappy and riddled with insecurities
He's some kind of outer int personality who has come to brit to talk about Jews?
>>225171187you are brown as fuck nigga
Buncha newfags itt not knowing that Malaponte doxxed himself like a retard a decade ago.
>>225171205in the intervening years i've had multiple gfs and had sex with 5 different womenthey weren't super models but i am not a virgin like 90% of this general
>>225170929>"what about this really niche unlikely scenario? we should tear it all down!"Non issue
>>225171061>russian filenamePutin's minions are spreading brapposaurus' at 4am
>>225171237and you're still brown and you're still ranting about the jews to no one every day
>>225171214i think this is case yeh the thing is though is that alot of these normies have and active sex life even if its cheap slags and the incels long for human companionship
I wonder if jews say "it's the rorkes!!"
if you think about it, the colour brown is just dark orange
>>225171282the entire recorded history of jews is them going "it's da gentiles!!!!"
Feels good knowing I’ll always be white and Malaponte will always be a brown, hairy mutt.
chinks are yellow,niggers are black,i really wish they'd all go back
>>225171299i am hairythe other 2 charges are false emmamong
You've been getting SukhdeepAnd you've been livin' on solid aiiiir
any party rockers in the house tonight
told the mathematician proto that i'd say my penis is mean but it's above average
any eat an entire fucking meal at 4am man in
i don't think michael jackson ever made a good song
>>225171318Think I saw leftypol knocking about earlier. He was eating a cucumber sandwich.
>>225171331Yes! I just ate a load of pennies and small batteries
>>225171331I might be a turbo neet with no sleep routine but eating a meal at 4am is barbaric.
>>225171339She'll be going with tyreke
Leftypol refusing to use chatgpt because it steals his water
>>225171339dunno if this sounds noncy but why does the girl look like a woman grown and the boy a 10 year old
>Many Black American parents choose names starting with "Ty" (such as Tyrone, Tyra, Tynan, or Tyreek) as part of a rich cultural tradition of creating and adapting distinctive, rhythmic, and meaningful names.Whilst roke calls his kids Terry and Callum
>>225171372girls develop faster than boys
>>225171339what the fuck is "hoco"
oh mouldman
>>225171339he looks like a fucking lesbian nga
>>225171382think its one of those square dancing festivals you how americans all meet and a big barn and dance like in squares
>>225171384grow up
HEY!Do any of you know much about Cold War history in Britain? The Cold War usually focuses on the USA and USSR, but the UK was very important as well, and had their own massive espionage organization. I'd like to know more about that era in the UK. Did you have your own version of the Red Scare? Was there much sympathy for communism and the USSR? What was daily life like? Etc etc.
>>225171394thanks for the tits
Imagine being one of those freaks that spams porn on /gif/
can't win a single game in overwatch
>>225171394there's only red scare i care about!!
We need to have a talk about employed woman considering she's not here right now. I've noticed people being nasty towards her, that needs to stop immediately off the bat. Secondly, I see she's frequently ignored in the thread which is unacceptable. We need to be more incluve toward our gender dysmorphia peers and make them feel welcomed here. Finally, we have a duty to acknowledge her delusion and reassure her that 'pieface' does not actually exist, and he isn't an evil mastermind. Hopefully we can proceed on a positive note and start respecting each other a little more.
>>225171434This ironic NYC humor is overrated. You meet people like this all the time here in NYC and it gets tiring quick. That podcasts subreddits are the only ones I visit, and one of the few fun places left online though.
>>225171427i rage quit a comp game earlier because :/
>>225171434dasha is fucking hideous
>>225171394sex
catberge on a fucking bomacraffaneness
>>225171455accidentally missed out half of my post ok
sent a deeply concerning email to Reform UK and I hope they've just ignored it
>>225171394Yeah we had literal Soviet spies in our government like Tom Driberg PM Harold Wilson was even subject to conspiracy theories about him being a Soviet spy, to the point there was a military coup plot against him being touted by Mountbatten and certain newspaper owners
>>225171394don't know reallymy grandad was in the korean war and he shot a chinaman
Bought my cat expensive food and now she's a little crackhead for tinned fish. She's non stop screaming for food. She won't tough felix food anymore. It costs a fortune and now she's extremely annoying so it's a lose lose for me.
>>225171477>Tom Dribergwhat the fuck is that second result
those cornell lads are fucking cooked they just assigned a black women as the prosecutor
when did all the christians decide to start saying "jesus is king"swear this wasn't a thing that anyone said before
>>225171499ktim ktim ktim!!!
>implying you're ever>going>to>get to France
>>225171508High Anglican churchman?
>>225171506I don't think Ivy Leaguers should have to face consequences for their actions. They are going to be handed power by default soon in the future, and it's best not to make them bitter.
>>225171506This whole bullshit case just feels like #MeToo 2.0Expect to see dozens of random celebrities getting cancelled and totally de-personed over spurious "sexual misconduct" allegations in the wake of this.Already happened to that Youtuber guy Jacob Geller just last night.
you can kill a badger in a second just kick its face off
did a big fart on the train earlier but i have no idea if it was audible or not because i had my airpods in. didn't feel that vibration you normally get with a loud fart but you never know it could've been a squeaker rather than a zipper
>>225171554don't do this
good morning i hate women
>>225171577morning mate fuck women
just heard a high G note come out of an Australian's arse
always appreciated salt but as i grow older i'm starting to appreciate pepper and what he's all about
>>225171577ok that's ok
>drug rape gang (brown)rorke: kill them all 1488>drug rape gang (amerimutt)rorke: so based and chad!
Oh isn't it a lovely day for maen bwrw glawso dal fy llaworm'r gaef mor hir maen cymryd gormod o'r tir
>>225171628When has any "Rorke" ever said this?
>>225171617why not appreciate bothsalt and pepper - the perfect marriage
>>225171617Dadberg puts black pepper on everything
ah yes the amerimutt rape gang so based
>>225171628improper representation of are rorke
lads i literally spent 3 years at university around fit women my age every day and never shagged one should consider cide
>>225167248let's recycle.
>>225171665Cider could work yeah a few drinks and you'll be more social
>>225171674earlycunt
>>225171653I just had both on a cheese and tomato toastie and it was peng>>225171657Granberg used to do the same and baffled me as a kid
early
>>225171749right?
the end
>>225171743>pengyou arent allowed to say that
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
