bad toothbrushing edition
>Ironing shirts is an outdated activityIf you're a slob sure
>>225182458is it broken?
she's a bad brusher honey, a real bad brusher baby
brits will never understand comfy fall activities such a sad and pathetic people
>>225182458who this bitch?
>what's all this on your computer mr rorke?>officer, it was just a gimmick you see
>>225182500don't you dare call her a bitch
>>225182458Timmy-esque
>>225182458She's so fucking ugly
>>225182491>chicken legs>pristine jeans>australian lesbian boots
>>225182507
france
having a bit of a read
went down to the kitchen to make a cuppa and there was an engineer doing work on the boiler in there so i did a 180
>>225182507I was just doing some research on the price of school uniforms in 2026 officer
>>225182483Eating seeds is an outdated activity. The toxicity of our cityyyyy
>>225182491You mock (to cope) but it's never been easier to be the best dressed in a room
anime theory
>>225182539Need to get back into my current Magnus Mills. The Field of the Cloth of Gold.
positively buzzing with excitement, an hour away from the vodka and the small chippy teaoh, what joy fridays bring!
fucking sick of all the waifu mongs in this general. i'm sure most of us here have creepy parasocial relationships with women, you don't have to tell everyone about yours you fucking virgins
>>225182562dont know what this means but im happy for you
>>225182491Jeans are for farm labourers and male prostitutes
>it's never been easier to be the best dressed in a room
who invented the age of consent and why are they so evil
can i gain 5 stone in a week
>>225182547In my previous house the boiler was in my room and I'm one of those people who never mixes with the rest of the house. The boiler was constantly breaking so I'd have to sit there at my laptop watching some blokes arse crack while he digs around in the cupboard
they must be stopped
>>225182562are ya dereing tsun
i think if you are an male over the age of 20 and watch anime then you are a paedophile and belong on a watch list
>>225182581>30kgYoud have trouble
enjoying some gay bender arse
>>225182458Looks like she's smoking crack
>>225182555playing dress up as what you think a useful man looks like based on historical reference is not the same as being best dressed or being a useful man
I don't understand AI me
where does your pooroaring go on this scale
>>225182607watching elfen lied rn ladepisode 6new new
>>225182576Cope on but it's true. I was at a BBQ with friends the other week and the way some of them turned up was embarrassing. I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>225182581Yes, run SS and GOSOAD (gallon of sunflower oil a day)
wuu2 tonight
>>225182576*nods sagely*
why do brits all have trouble with their boilers
>>225182641drinking and watching horror films wbu
>>225182634The french are great people. They need to get their shit together and deport these nafri subhumans.
>>225182625What did she lie about?
>>225182655Nothing
Got a minor cold
>>225182641walk toil, vidya and, of course, wanking
have you ever smoked a pall mall lad
off down to the abo shop anyone want owt
>>225182625Decent one that>>225182607but Maomao's programme starts back up today
>>225182672ktom
mans goin bbq in brogues absolute weapon kek
>>225182691i'll join you
i'm twitching my curtains a fair few times in the day
>>225182691Petrol in a jerry can pls mate
>>225182698who's tom
>>225182607dogshit aussie post
>>225182641getting steamed like a dry cleaned shirtplaying on my basssome light wank activity later on
>>225182607Great aussie post!
>>225182732tom>>225182718jerry
>>225182691pint of esso and a humpty doo lime please fella
>>225182733groom any more children online this week mate
>>225182639was expecting this
imagine the things you could do in your brit culture
pooly screamed light poo button down oxford shit
which vpns work for 4channel?asking for a friend
easy peasyboobie squeezie
Just gave a speech to the bastard flies that keep coming into my room that I've ordered a venus fly trapIt's out of my hands now
>>2251827974channel doesnt exist
>>225182797just join mossad like the rest of us
>>225182797idk dont use one
>>225182808inshallah they will heed your warning
>>225182756strange post
all sad about how Man City are vile cheats and Our Phil will be stripped of everythingnot his fault is it
am livin la vida loca dee lads x
>>225182822any particular reason you feel the need to involve all of us in your noncing ritual?
Who needs Netflix when you have All4 and hours of quality television
>>225182822i signed them with cum
Straight up Helen of Troy
They are fit and there's nothing wrong with that
gingernonce melty
Want to read the new Stephen King book because dark tower series but I fear he has lost it
right well going to have to smash one out now then arent i
>>225182853I don't think they say All4 anymore it's just channel4 dot com now.
Could have saved her, rorke
saved it before it vanished
>>225182808make sure to give it enough sunlight and use acidic soil x
>>225182867loved her in succession
>>225182797any of them if you have a pass
>>225182907fucking ell, I love ginger women so much, lucky yank bastards getting to go to some university full of fit whores desperate to fuck, british women are all cloned ugly genetic rubbish.
he is having a bad mental health day
>>225182867she's a bit chopped but i still would
the image that bro rorke
>>225182882how is that nigga still writing books, he's like 80 or something by now. also all of his books are overrated shite
>>225182907this the drunk slut that filmed herself shagging 7 lads at once and then chanhed her mind afterwards many such casew
>>225182881watching black lagoon as a 14 year old boy was awesome. rewatched it this year and its a pile of shite for fucking mushheads like every anime
>>225182936I have to buy different soil or can I add something to the pot it comes in?
This general is full of fucking headcases
>>225183007just piss in it
>>225183005No it is still kino and you've got little balls
need to get in on the youtube grift lads. what topics do people want to hear about these days, and what does the algorithm favor
>>225183022Do this:I'm over 18. Please set my trusted contact to the nearby dog adoption center
>>225183022
>this conversation cannot continuektim when mumsy says it's time for me to get a job
>>225183007the pot/soil its in will be fine for a good year, then just buy ''ericaceous compost'' when you move it to a bigger pot
>>225183059ktim
>>225182607Yet another dogshit post by ausdog
*enters /brit/*
>>225183051just make cookie cutter AI generated bullshit about why it sucks to be born as a pigeon or something
loved this
>>225183079you molest children. probably got a small willy too.
>>225183059pulling poo out my arse to this post
>>225183123
surely if you let 7 man shag you then you would keep it to yourselfwhy she braggin about it
For me it's Erased. He goes back to school with his adult brain.
Convinced that most posters here are genuinely noncesIf someone posts an actual picture of a teenage girl with her birth certificate in the picture proving she is in fact 14, I’d expect it to get like 3-4 replies saying how they find her fitLot of doors need knocking on is all
Found a greggs sausage roll at the back of the freezer fucking get in
>>225183130ridiculous bbl but i'd still scran that shit whether or not she's clean
>>225183133changed her mind like 10 years later and decided it was rape
>>225183153project on
need a slobby gf who drinks and smokes and spends all day on the sofa watching nature documentaries in her knickers because she can't find anything clean to wear
>>22518315335 year old wine aunt hands podged out this post
>>225183153it is all one guy on the botnet talking to himself he has been doing it for years
really hate how shit windows 11 is
>>225183141Liked thisYou'd think having an adult brain would give him more of an advantage in solving the mystery but actually he was still quite retarded
>>225183172Could just have a wank?
yeah i've got a bbl. a bitterly boring life
>>225183198install linux m8
>>225183159did this actually happen ten years ago?
The French are such bad engineersRidiculous that Airbus is based there and not Germany
kino
>>225183153think it's a loud minority of peoplemost of us just ignore it
google why is there no windows 9
remember being in high school and having parties at peoples housesgetting girls drunk and bicardi breezers and blue wkd and shagging girls in the school toilets during lunch hour x
Free my nigga clav
I think the only anime with mechs I ever watched were Code Geass and TTGL.
>>225183238Woke
Got windows 16 me
>>225183247ok rapist
>>225183238Google: I ate it
developed some pretty hectic jowl lines over the past few years, hoping they'll become less pronounced if i lose some weight
windows 67
Lucy:3
>>225183202not the only thing he could use his adult brain to take advantage ofthey should do a remake but have him as a paki instead of Japanese
>>225183249>On September 8, 2026, charges were filed against Peters in Massachusetts for criminal rape, drugging, and providing alcohol to a minor.[6] The charges related to an incident that is alleged to have occurred on May 23, 2025[7] in which Peters is accused of giving vodka to a 17-year-old girl on a livestream and having sex with her several times afterward, when she was unable to consent. Peters' arraignment is scheduled for October 14, 2026.[9][8]um
>>225183238because of boring technical reasons that might make the computer confused and think it's windows 95 or 98
>>225183290
men want one thing
I'm on Archibald LinuxJust werks for me don't it, though now I'm not on a shit poo laptop I could probably switch to something heavier, but they say stick to what you know don't they they do
Made bolognese and it turned out shite
i challenge any of you to walk up to any attractive white woman and say "excuse me miss, you're made for BBC"
>>225183212have to use it for work
>>225183209ktim
>A campaigner who blew up a ULEZ camera with a home-made explosive has been jailed for 15 years.
linux chads using their 5 minutes of uptime to post that they're using linux before everything breaks and two dozen packages need updated, taking up the rest of their evening
>>225183307excellent knowledge sir
>>225183305hes clearly mentally impaired mental age of like a 14 year old
>>225183340ktim, added too much salt to the sauce the other night
Windows,12,:)
>>225183346Shut up racismlad
>>225183378
>>225183368Yeah making explosives at home and using them in a public place will get you that sort of prison time.
>>225183370this isn't true btw I have 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% uptime
>>225183346fine i will do it!!
>>225183368Meanwhile nonces walk freeMakes you think
>>225183338more like bald linux you fat incel noncegrow up
bro was dripped out in courthe said if you are attractive the jury is less likely to convict youhis defence: i'm handsome
>>225183370you're too stupid to install and use linux, huh?many such cases
>>225183198you know you can make it look like windows 10
>>225183378scr
>>225183368Mousey?
>>225183338Linux Mint for meIt just works!
I use CachyOS because I like to gaem. It just werks.
>up 5 days, 18 hours, 49 minutesi need to reboot soon
>>225183370ubuntusudo apt-get update + upgradenever had a problem with packages breakingbeen using linux since 2004
>>225183198use KDE
>>225183370i got 22 days>>225183394>grow uphave. why do you think I'm not on windows anymore
sudo apt install poo
>>225183410Is it still as buggy and slow though
imagine making a cum grenade and throwing it at an anime or kpop convention
>>225183422the fuck is that?
proper rattled the linux hamster cage with that one
Mousey would've told us what's what over this City case
>>225183453runs fine on my machine
>>225183453Yes
>The device damaged cars and houses up to 100m awayyeah this isn't true. it was a tiny explosion. a tiny piece of shrapnel was found about 30m from the explosion but that was ithe got 15 years simply because the met claimed it was terrorism, rather than vandalism. a vandalism charge would have got him 2 years max
>linuxjust say you're a virgin
>>225183460looks like a poojeet kfcslopbucket mixed with watermelon and carrjbean jerk chicken but nice boobies would squeeze xD
>>225183494Yeah mate. See my earlier post about deploying a home made explosive device in a public place.
I'm a virgin
>>225182867Who is this? Looks like somebody of Irish extraction, I can tell by the gormless expression and glazed look in her eyes
>>225183141This very thought has kept my stupid autistic maladaptive daydreaming brain awake many a night
>>225183494Just hit it with a hammer know what I mean
>>225183519you get less from premeditated murder and child rapereally not fair
>>225183504you're a virgin
Running my finger along every post as it read it and quietly reading it aloud to myself
Mousey won't be happy if we rejoin
>>225183521based linux enjoyer
spare a thought for the GCHQ agent having to manually review these posts at 16:39 on a Friday evening due to all these keyword flags
would love to meet garyeats and call him a poof to his face
eating gay porn noodles
mad really how little ship and pirate kino there is
>>225183542dunelm
>>225183540Not really. He'll have plenty of time in nick to think about what a fucking retarded thing it was to do for the sake of a 'protest'.
>>225183561im doing overtime tonight anyways
Hello lads
>>225183573that ship is actually really big it is just the perspective
>>225183456>imagine making a cum grenade and throwing it at an anime or kpop convention
>>225183588How do those boots taste
>>225183590hi Ian
imagine posting on anything but a phone in 2026hah what a bunch of dorks sitting at your virgin station covered in video game posters and anime figures
>>225183588low emission zones is indeed a retarded thing to protest
>>225183599no they made it too small that's why he looks so cross x
>>225183599you cheeky cunt
throwing emp grnades at ULEZ cameras
just as surely as my mum made memy mum is made for BBC
what fillum do you think you have rewatched the most times?probably Fellowship of the Ring or Matrix 1 for me x
>>225183605like ur mums arse m8. leathery
Scran
>>225183521just hang your arse out the window and wait
>>225183590hello officernothing illegal happening hereall legal and above boardlove israel mecompletely support our military and cant wait to serve my country in iran/Ukraine
>>225183643
>>225183573Fell asleep watching this in the prince Charles cinema because I'd be getting pissed in a wine bar around the corner beforehandIs that alright with you de lad?
safenonce posting has got out of hand
i need a big titty genzeder
TNKHD
>>225183655the thing
incels really need to be dealt with
>>225183655i've watched tinker tailor soldier spy about 15 times
you ever wish you were a high school teacher? id do it for free me
>>225183715fucking weirdo
>>225183671The so called Jimmy Johns?
>>225183702the gchq man isn't going to like that
>>225183715second time I saw that I was like right ok this time I will really pay attention so I understand what's happening then when it was done I still had no idea
nonce botnet clearly active then
>>225183726why
need to compile a list of safenoncing dog whistles like "3pm wank"
neighbour lass crying and screaming and talking fast think she's getting cheated on again
>>225183655scarface
the girl I really really really want to have sex with doesn'tday 3 of nofap not going well
at what age is too old?for me its anything above 30
the last lad who joked about terrorism on 4chanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI&t
>>225183655probably goodfellas. love me scorseseslop
>>225183756She fit?
>>225183756console her wth your knob
must feel real bad to get cheated on
>>225183754getting the 15.30 bus
>>225183771What a fucking neek lol
>>225183754smiley face is one for some reason
knob of consolation
STOP MOCKING ME
>>225183797they always deserve it for not putting outthats literally their only jobto serve as your cock sleeve
>>225183771So, this is rorke?
>>225183804the classic signal of noncery
Going Newmarket races tomorrow with the friendsdemAny locks I should bet on? Preferably outsiders
>>225183801daniel handles himself well tbf I wonder what came of it all
>he logged into a fake account and he sent her a text yep, definitely cheatingseems her snooping's paid off and she definitely knows the other girl
>>225183833:-)
>>225183820Society...it is rigged against us.
Newmarket mentioned
>>225183837cheeky tenner on Hitler's WW1 Service Record
anyone else a dirty nigger bastard
>>225183876i'm a plump little man!
>>225183655talladega nights
thought my internet was going slow because I was being tracked by the government but turns out I was downloading a game and forgot about it
life is like a casinobuilt on the genocide of an entire people
>>225182351foids like this should be executed
According to historian Henrik Eberle, Hitler probably evaded conscription into the Austro-Hungarian Army due to his growing disdain for Austria-Hungary's nature as a multi-ethnic state.
>>225183894they throttle my internet
cant wait to visit trumps new casino in gaza
Just want to make it clear that I have said some things on here that I did not mean and do not reflect my views or behaviours. They were posted in jest and ironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll43ZkckaGM
>>225183922tell it to the judge, dirtbag
>>225183903she should be lethally injected twice and then hospitalised
>>225183922me when i post "off to tesco x" when i'm actually going to sainsbury's local
>>225183903yeah good luck with that
>>225183905Doesn't Hitler outright state this in Mein Kampf why is it according to that historian
>>225183946i'll fucking strangle her for free
>>225183946sc(noise)ching
I'd like to say those posts were funded not by me but by the Abu Dhabi government.
haven't moved for 3 days
>>225183771he answered all the "questions" very well. the reporter was clearly trying to trip him up to make him look bad. also why is she acting like he's being deposed. "you're not answering question" shut the fuck up i woulda walked away
>>225183922me when i my life a gay porn
>>225183922sameall that nonce posting and schoolgirl fanfic was purely ironic and just to elicit a reply because im lonely and desire attention in the form of (you)sor am i ? :-)
>>225183945Same but instead I'm headed to Marks & Spencer in my freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>225183946
ashens is still going strong getting plenty of views despite making exactly the same video over and over again for like 20 years
>do you have any requests for the execution?>yes I would like to be executed by an all female team and for them to kick me to death via kicks to my scrotum
*scene of two blokes sat at a pub bench in the sun*>What did you get up to this week mate?>Well, I made some jokes online, anonymously, inferring that I was a dangerous, predatory peadophile *deep voice*You wouldn't say it, so don't post it. *end screen*https://www.met.police.uk/
>>225183995had a wank to that burger video last night
you've left your webcam on mate
whoiswatchingthisshite
make the new a school girl/anime/kpop thread
free my nigga christa pike
>>225184029forgot to attach an image of brendan fraser
>>225184046>>225184046>>225184046>>225184046
i don't want to read so i'm going to let TTS speak the ebook to me
