why do so many lads on /brit/ shag prossies? myself included btw
every time i try to have some serious debate in /brit/ you lot just post inane dribble and ruin everything
Should I spend ยฃ400 on a standing desk
Listening to faith no more
>>225186690sleep on it
>>225186667>>225186679>>225186684>>225186694um
>>225186679Lack of confidence
>>225186667The Nationals are shite
Trump uses a lot of AI art, so what are the chances he uses AI for other things? like asking it for advice on how to govern?
>>225186679heavily autistic and weird personally
>>225186715yeah?
>>225186679none of us are ever going to have sex without paying for it
thinking about the summer of 2019 this eveninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Y9V07wry4
>>225186714Willyberg was enjoying this image until i saw the hairy pits :/
>>225186707that would harm the desk
every time i try to have some inane dribble in /brit/ you lot just post with serious debate and ruin everything
japanese people keep all their old consoles because they think emulation is wrong
>>225186732Think he's too busy golfing honestly
Bossman's shop has been hit with a closure order for ASB and criminal activity.
>>225186743Had my first alcoholic drink in the summer of '19
first saw this image when I was 16 and gave it a hearty chuckleNow I'm just 7 weeks away from hitting the 30 markterribly grim
>>225186732He uses AI to cheat on his wife
inventing a car that runs on methane and then sticking a tube up my jacksie and farting myself to toil
>loved walle so much as a kid>WALL-E 2008>2008>as a kidi am so fucking oldi was 25 when this movie came out
>>225186732handled by a mixture of private equity big wigs, hedge fund partners and tech billionaires
>>225186778i had sex at 18 but never since and am 22 now
for me it was the summer of 2014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjE9H8QlA4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiore9Z5iUg
reading some ukpunting reviews on that escort someone posted in the last threadactually hilarious >Brief odd chat, she said she had tablets for a mental condition, OCD or anxiety if canโt remember. Is pro Trump and made racist comments towards immigrants and Jews, slagged off Leeds as she prefers Manchester, all in around 10 minsโฆreckon she posts on /pol/
>>225186778me in the 15
>>225186797and the saddest bradders of all was saved for himself
shamima
>>225186814how was it?did you cum in seconds?did she comment at how inept you were?
Am I making a mistake by spending ยฃ400 on a standing desk
>>225186774I have a collection of old consoles because I'm autistic and I feel there's something special about original hardware. I also really like lightgun games
>>225186742no such thing as free pussy
>>225186842Incel
>>225186821waifu
>>225186837how the hell are we suppose to know
so i says to the guy i says the more i hear about this hitler fella the less i care for him
>>225186837Not necessary, I can the frame for one from Amazon for like 120-140 and then a long kitchen countertop from ikea for the top for like 30-40
got my first screwdriver of the nightgot my chippy teagood will to all men! cheers!
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lot of young people on today
>>225186859some of you own standing desks and are able to advise
>>225186858the whorefu, as it were
might buy the gf this for her birthday
>>225186832begone
Marry Asian, lads
>>225186842your mum operates on that very model
jolly demmie
mouse radar just beeped
I haven't fucked a hooker in almost 10 years, but I sometimes read their reviews to have a wank
>>225185850>>225185850>>225185850Which one you posted this?>>225186842it exists at cornell judging by every single women's ig for the past weel
>>225186879if you want a desk you can stand and sit at then buy it
>>225186921woah bro, did you just make a rape joke about the cornell 7?
got kneed in the bollocks at the jobcentre today. by my job coach
who here 40+ and posting on brit?
>>225186925Don't want to waste money, do I
Might want to think about losing a few stone, the fat bitch.
>>225186874me too, im 34 years old so pretty young
hottest pokemon is gardevoir
>Tenants wrecked the place and legged it owing over ยฃ15000 in arrears and left me with a ยฃ10000 repair bill
>>225186888Need this for my enormous pair of penii
>>225186952well if you donโt like it then return it?
>>225186837i mean yeah cos you can get one off amazon for like ยฃ80
>>225186973What if I can get one that's as good but cheaper
>>225186948I remember sending bradders from last month it's my favourite
>>225186965goodfuck landlords
>>225186964one of my first actual cum wanks was to a rule 34 vulpix with overflowing tits
>>225186944>rapeallegedlyaccording to the frat boys it was "free pussy"
i got a mate who's 31 and really into pokemon, reckon he's a paedophile?
>>225186984*rapes your arse in half*
>>225186981Yeah but I need one with a higher maximum height because I'm tallThose cheap ones will be really wobbly
why is he talking to himself on five different vpns
>>225186897yellow fever activated
>>225186986i have those toilet paper rolls too
>>225187006one of my colleagues loves the pokes but hes autistic and very gay so he pulls it off like a champ
the cornell 7, jacob geller and clavicular walk into a bar.
>>225186965go put a lien on them then you bloodsucking faggot
>>225187006just limited mentally
>>225187006definitely. do a series of snowtown esque series brutal murders to right the wrongs in your bogan town
>>225187013CWLTSHC
>>225187032why are you third worlders obsessed with yankslop
>>225187013Imagine giving her ket and gang banging her with 6 of your buddies
there are grown men who walk this earth who identify as โcentristsโ
>>225186986This picture makes brown incels weep
Ur in a meeting with the cornell 7, jacob geller and clavicular and ur gf calls, wyd?
>>225187050what are the news in sweden? any cool stabbings or shootouts recently?
Just been adding to my shelf stable food stocks in the loft. You are stockpiling food and water aren't you?
not going to watch that one stone video fuck off youtube
>>225187037Retarded yank
>>225187063Ian likes this post
arse
>>225187092jamals fuckslave cumdump
>>225186948Zhowling
>>225187085I would live off the mushrooms growing behind my toilet
>>225187082donโt know, donโt read the news
caring about politics past the age of around 25 is the cringiest thing in the world
filling my childhood bedroom up with putrid farts
Futures so bright gotta wear shades
>>225186897no thanks,brits are superior
>>225187085cant imagine id starve in the apocalypsedoesnt seem like something id doid be like a sex slave to some manic warlord or maybe die in a foolish attempt to protect a women from zombies who subsequently tells her party mates that she thought i was creepy
>>225187063The hopeful centrist message of starting World War 3 and genociding indigenous people in Gaza. Ah yes those reasonable centrists!
>jamals fuckslave cumdump
What โtypeโ is your ideal in a woman ladsFor me itโs skinny lithe girls with shorter hair
>>225187126at some point you'll realise people dont think "i dont know ior care about anything" isn't cool
>>225187092CORRRRRRRRR GYALDEM
we will eatablish The Australian Soviet Socialist Republic (ASSR)
>>225187154the ones that let me tongue punch their fart box
19 year old Paraguayan https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=9073596
weird how Ireland is literally right next to us and I know pretty much nothing about it or what goes on there. They even speak the same language and all.Just look at this specimen>>225187113No idea what he's up to, what he does in his life. What does he even look like? What's it like where he lives? Who knows. May as well be an alien.
he is getting worse
>>225187154for me itโs my missus :)
>>225187151Whatโs more pathetic, a white, black or asian anon posting that
i am retarded
errr dude caring about things is sooooo lame - everyone 13 - 16 years old
>>225187022Imagine if all the boat cronem looked like this
>>225187181Filters working a double shift on this one
>>225187200all equally pathetic
>>225187163no i won't because i've already been through the phase you seem to still be entrenched in, and come out the other side with the realisation that it's all a load of bollocks that i'm powerless over so i might as well not let it take up any of my mental bandwidth
*wanks and cums in your eye*
>>225187114You simply must supplement that with a carbohydrate you fool >>225187147People always jump to apocalypse but I'm really going more for food shortages due to the incoming forever war and climate events (unprecedentedly hot summers with no rain that effect crops in England, el nino fucking up food production where we import from). Sex slave is probably a good option though
>>225186960Shes lost 13 stone without the help of surgery or fat jabs apparently
>>225187213flat chested midgets with no features
digga d response coming thursday
>>225187181She's 18 years old. Has an amazing petite/slim body figure. Wasn't into kissing but luckily was into OWO. I'm hung, and she got turned on a lot. I gave her a clit massage while she sucked me off and oh boy was she wet. Then with the coat on and she rode me in a CG and RCG. It was an amazing sight to behold. She was pretty vocal. Finished while ploughing her doggy style. The rate was 100 for an hh.
>>225187232you in vic lad did you feel the earthquake
invasive thoughts about pulling the cats tail while she snoozes on the chaise longue next to me
>>225187079Put Andrew Tate on the phone
>>225187154
>>225187154the nigga ass women
>>225187259this but slicing my cat up with a razor, skinning his paws and dipping them in salt :/ not nice
>>225187255no lad, qld. we did have an earthquake here a few months back though, shiver me timbers
>>225187246kek kys roastie
>>225187213tyrones cumslurping blackcock slave
i've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
im an alpha mail
>incels who spend their friday evenings arguing with each other on 4chan over what is and isnt cool
>>225187286big choon thatdont hear it much these days
>>225187278always fun ent it my catberg was spazzing out
>>225187213
>>225187263JASON LUV x DREDD
>>225187263not as big as are rubes'
>>225187259>>225187271Feeling the meat on my catWondering what it would be like to cook herBut I won't'Cause that would cause a terrible fuss among my friendsAnd I'm not crazyI'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane
bitter cunt
iiiiii was always a fool for my johnny
thursday mornin will be a
getting fearful about the police knocking on my door
>>225187297*fires an terrified donkey through your windows at 999 mph*
shout out to the posted who put me onto jonathan richman when i asked for country music songs some weeks agohes very goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Y7QUB9CgQ
>>225187307Had to google this. Seek help.
>>225187328nah he's aiight he's just playing the youtube game yk cuh
>>225187337based helpernonce
>>225187279only roast youll ever touch is what mummy makes you
heโs a negative creep and he moans
i have loads of invasive thoughtsdont put me behind the wheel because i WILL start thinking about ploughing head first into the first lorry i see
>>225187357the well has truly run dry
day 3, night, of no booze. felt okayish this morning but by midday was throwing up in the toilet and writhing in agony until about 30 minutes ago.had some skips and greek yoghurt, thinking of giving this all up and grabbing some neat and sweet up tesco. maybe i need some kind of anti withdrawal agent
why does count dankula always laugh at his own jokes
canโt wait for the pubs sunday roast
>>225186992Nooo you cant just rent. Noooo
>>225187377grim cunt needs snipping pronto
>>225187337why
>>225187302do you get many earthquakes in victoria? i've only experienced them twice in my life, the one a few months ago i mentioned, and one back in 2015. must be all the kiwis moving here and bringing their third world seismology with them
>>225187371I'M A MEGA CREEPI'M A MEGA STEEPI'M A MEGA CREEP AND I'M STONED
>>225187262Yes
>>225187263These items are for looking not touching
>>225187377donโt post your conception
watching dota2 again, rooting for whitest team of course
>>225187386how does that work then they make a big roast at the pub and serve it with sides family style or what
>>225185436both the the sweet chesnut tree and the linden tree are known to smell of semen at certain times in the year, might be some near you
>>225187377Zoomers like "chad" "aura"
terrified of becoming fat one day
are goth girls back lads? i've always wanted to have a goth gf and fist her until she squirts
>>225187458ummouse
i always look for those young trashy looking white escorts, addicts with mental health issues and in need of cashthen i physically and verbally abuse them knowing theyre vulnerable and they will just accept the abuse to fund their habbitj once fucked this girl so hard she got up and ran off cryingi felt so powerful and i had an election for the next victim shortly aftershit was so ca$h bro
>>225187262audible webm, same back tracklooped it more times than I'd like to admit after watching that tiktok back in the springhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsp7IOr7Q9A
>>225186742Iโve had sex without paying for itSpaffing directly into a girl without a condom when sheโs wrapped her legs around you is divine
Where's Diego?
>>225187501hi
Gonna have a wank and then nap for a bit
Is this famous brit poster oozy osbourn?
>>225187496is it worth the risk of ending up with 18 years of responsibility?
>>225187505how much per hour?
>>225187382he's a fat edge lord neek and troon enthusiast
>>225187517looks like richard e grant
sir genghis khan
>>225187505imagine her getting gangbanged by the cornell 7, being sexually humiliated beyond repair.
>>225187517pozzy wogbum
>>225187405we get like one decent medium sized earthquake every two years or so, there was a decent one in like 2022 that fucked up a whole bunch of buildings lol
hope miranda and amul go out firstand romesh and the ones I don't know
>>225187460right well you can't do that morning telly and you definitely can't post that on a blue board
>>225187521most women are on the pill these days
>>225187470back? they never left
>>225187550screaming your country is 50% european
>>225187534Yeah but the guy in the upper left corner
used to fuck this one girl raw and bust inside her she was in an open relationship so i didnt even have to date her just call her up for sex she trooned out about a year after i last saw her
>>225187154Academic girls who work in law and medicine
seeing lots of sexual breasts
>>225187540imagine her me tooing you like 3 years later when you were about to get married and have yoir first born
>>225187286
>>225187576good for him
test
>>225187521At the time? Yeah
>>225187567this reply feels like a crackhead is accosting me at the bus stop
breasts should not be censored just because it makes men go ooga ooga bawawawawawa zzzzzzzzzing chachunk chachunk gablooooooo
prowling around the back alleys at night looking for pozzed black guys to bring home to the wife
>>225187144AIslop
>>225187593yeah hope he is alright could be dead though who knows
>>225187621that's an interesting body
somewhere out there a liberal is looking at my page just like this
right
>>225187621Vile. Niggers can have em
>>225187193Did the bollocks kneeing make you high?
um right well that's a, you know the drill
>>225187476Iโve worshipped and adored every single girl Iโve had sex with. I just love seeing girls faces and eyes. Even the ones I face fucked while they gagged. Just donโt like the idea of doing that to a girl. Although I watched a film called compliance in which a fake policeman calls this girlโs employer, tells them sheโs a thief and get them to undress her. I was diamonds
imagine copping a three dayer to post THAT
imagine that was your mum scr
>>225187621Is that the woman that posts incest stuff?
sir suleiman kanรปnรฎ kaan
im so fucking sad, i just want to be happy i dont want to comitt suicide but i just dont get joy in anything and soon enough ill have passed my best years
>>225187682one of them yeah
>>225187669It's brave, I respect him for it.
>>225187677would be mintid be wanking to my mums porn all day long
got a whopper of a post lads, here we go:*interracial sex fantasy*
>>225187690We all love you here
>>225187690do you abuse drugs
hate myself and want to die
>>225187716HOWLING
>>225187621loose and ready to deposit in a stork's cradle near (You)
i am fat and eat cheese burger
>>225187617probably a non white one!
if it odd I go out to get mcdonald
White women are obsolete
>>225187704imagine you had a porn mum and she never even got you any pussy. i'd be livid
>>225187747frick yeah broski
>>225187690your daylight incel walk?>>225187716well don't
i am fat and ate a cheese burger earlier. arms the across the ocean my american brothers
Rorke rooting for Mei Peng to have sexLeftypol rooting for Jemarcus Huggins to have sexNeither rorke or leftypol having any sex themselves you see.
>>225187804called a cheese burger but its really more of a burger with cheese isnt it
>>225187797>Chocolate on a cinnamon bunNeeds taking outside and shooting
>>225187770name?
Itโs over for rorke
james acaster is very handsome
We did it /brit/
>>225187835speaking truth to power
>>225187770
>>225187835Burger avec fromage as they say
>>225187841alan
>>225187857it's beautiful
>>225187690if you've been having a shitty time then they weren't really your best years now were they?
>>225187841trevor
is darren in
janny deleted the Finnโs posts in the browntranny jeetturkโs obvious race bait spam thread but left up the threadi thought int got a new janny but thatโs the mark of the old one
>>225187857just seen a man that looked exactly like this
>>225187910darren brown?
The Cornell 7 walk into a bar You'd have thought one would have ducked!
personally im a fan of the dominant womenbeing tied up, blind folded and having her ride you, bit of slapping, choking and scratching being defenseless and having a tiny girl on top of you doing whatever she wants
poop brother HH
>>225187934My arse has found itself in quite a stir - being raped - due to the hilarity of your post, good sir.
>>225187934Dont get it
>>225187938Yeah why are women so bad at doing that
might go on a little incel adventure to bunnings later and get some air duster spray to huff and trip my nuts off
anything good in the steam sale then?
>>225187921you are severely mentally ill and need help
I keep seeing this post on social media and the general response is the same. People are disgruntled about the large SE Asian population at this university and they feel sorry for the Korean girl in the photo. I donโt need to explain how appalling it is to feel that way but itโs a great example of the halo affect. All of the students pictured are hard working people who happen to be of Asian descent, however, people think that the girl on the center is the only one who deserves to study in Canada. If she were uglier or deeper toned this opinion would quickly change. People work hard to improve their financial standing and the people in this photo are finally seeing the fruits of their labor. None are disrespectful and none cheated the system to get ahead. It shows that the average person thinks that people who donโt adhere to western beauty standards do not deserve opportunities for upward financial mobility. Itโs so hypocritical coming from a society that is supposed to favor merit.
daddylive isn't working
good evening "niggas"
im a rape survivor
>>225187981State of that side profile. Moon faced gook
>>225187867so fitwould love to throat her meaty cock
somebody has to say it but blowjobs and anal sex are genuinely two of the most disgusting sexual activities mankind has ever normalized
>>225187938corrrrr
>>225187981>None are disrespectful and none cheated the system to get ahead.
the last 45 minutes of the matrix is just wall to wall utterly outrageous film making
>>225188009She's so fucking hot in reality. Asian girls with blond hair go hard .
>>225188003surviving is hardly the most impressive accolade if the rapist wasn't actually trying to kill you
>>225188009Roastie
so what's wrong with taking an iced coffee into a job interview then
>>225188003survive this *whacks out 4 inch bwc* *walks towards you*
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790965952133612.mp4
>>225187981>None are disrespectful and none cheated the system to get aheadHow could yoh possibly know their character from a photo youre projecting the very biases you claim to be disclaiming
>>225188031Got an argument from evidence and not just racism?
>>225188018*arse and mouth rapes you*
how the fuck is that ryan joyce only 41, looks like he's in his 50s
>>225188018The penis and vagina are both gross and deserve each other.
>>225188047
I have a 5.5 inch Bwc
>>225188045it'll make you want to void your bowels in the middle of it and caffeine will make you nervous
ever stick something up your nose and tickle the inside of your nostril to make yourself sneeze because sneezing feels good?
>>225188032it's really good, not seen anything like it since, maybe dredd
>>225188049You can say that about the female student too. Why did everyone feel sorry for her? They did not know she didn't cheat or isn't disrespectful.
>>225187981they're ugly just don't like looking at them simple as
>>225188054Got a tube you can eat through after I pulverise your jaw you little cunt?
>>225187995https://total-sportekk.st/football
>>225188077whats mad is that for some reason the good lord decided im 5'6" tall but gave me a six-incherwhats that about?
>>225187963doesn't come naturally most of them are like "oh my god sorry wad that too hard?" and it kind of kills the moodneed to find the more bossy aggressive ones with bitnof attitude
>>225188094>>225188104Rattled.
>>225188084corr wanna dredd nowi was going to watch matrix reloaded
>>2251880902spooky
>>225187986Kevin sure has come a long way since a people that shall dwell alone
new>>225188124>>225188124>>225188124
>>225187690The darkest night is right before the brightest day etc.
>>225188120corrrr <3
>>225188138
>>225188108unlucky lad i'm 6'2 and have a 7 incher myself
>>225188089she's SURROUNDED by men if you dont get why thats potentially toxic and damaging then conversation over.
>>225188089>Why did everyone feel sorry for her?Because she has to study around a bunch of smelly annoying Indians, what part of this don't you get?
>>225188089But im not saying that youre saying it with no evidence
>>225188090
