Yeji edition
/brit/
nice sunset this evening lads
>>225189404stuff you do every daylike brushing your teeth when you wake up, or washing your face in the evening, or brushing your teeth before bed
>>225188591origato my "nigga"
>>225189399It was hours ago and you know it
but why?its like shitting in your living room then complaining about the smell
>origato
Leftypol's gf: WE DON'T NEED INDOCTRINATIONWE DON'T NEED NORORKE CONTROLNO DARK SARCASM IN THE FORUMSTV NEWSMEN, FUCK YOU ALLRorke's gf: MY LOVE HAS GOT NO MONEY, HE'S GOT HIS STRONG BELIEFS
bit warm tonight
>>225189491can't think of something similar happening here recently, rorke?
>>225189465You know where you are right?
>origatokek
>>225189491Were you born yesterday you retard?
>>225189493>>225189523weeb neeks
>>225189502ok
>Oi cheeky cunt>Arrested for zoophilia
>>225189491>migrant children rioting over their educationon a side note have they figured out why France’s IQ scores are falling so rapidly?
>>225189491rmember when the darkies burned down that french library with the priceless manuscripts?
>>225189573Nice one, thanks lad
>>225189557You know you don’t have to reply to every post
HOLY
>town centre put up xmas decorations (as they always do oct 1st)>mumberg speaking to her friend and her friend was bleating off about it as if the apocalypse was nighwhy do premature xmas decs trigger people so muchI've always found it extraordinary desu
>>225189491Socio economic factors
>>225189219you can order STI tests online
had my mcdonalds and now ive got a tummy achereckon those dirty buggers have been wiping their arse with the buns
M&S Found Saperavi was nice but I would only give it a 7/10. is it worth £12? no there are better wines for that price, or cheaper. thank you for reading my wine blog. next review in a couple of hours
so this is the night we've been waiting for the entire week
>>225189589That was ths police, it happened in Egypt and Greece too, it's a police tactic to discredit the momentum of the people.>>225189585Why don't you tell us?
Gaming is DEAD. Woke killed it you see
>>225189613im drinking wine from a screw top its okay
>>225189617>That was ths policeyeah ofc it was
genius demmie
>>225189613i dont like red wine so i shant be buying it
>>225189601Why the sarcasm?>>225189639
Sucking off an Asahi
>>225189655Me too x
>>225189635A man of undeniable culture and quality
>>225189639Yeah it was.
>>225189644next up is a white hang on for my review when I finish the bottle>>225189635my next bottle is a screw top nothing wrong with that
might end it all tonight
long distance with the girlfriend is actually horribleI want her to fall asleep on my chest every night but instead I only enjoy that luxury every 3 weeks
>>225189655More of a tsing tao man myself
bee stung his nose xD
>>225189700what kind of radar is that
>>225189691love addiction is a very dangerous thing
madam I'm adam
>>225189686Will be killing myself when the 'rents die
>>225189691font
>>225189655want to know why they call it asahi?
>>225189739don't you fucking start
>>225189711bee radar xD
Any man with a mentally disabled sibling in tonight ?
>>225189720mhmm her lymph nodes filled with ink x
>>225189723lol why
>>225189491migrants fighting for a better education is a W, here's to more doctors and engineers
>>225189720she looks fun to talk to
>>225189761this isnt a thing
ill be there
>>225189720sex
roke
>>225189762After they die nobody would care if i lived or dieIf i did it now they would be devastated
>>225189753haha no not me
will kill myself if I don't have sex
cody's been talking about kicking the bucket for the last 3 months
>>225189753You have very strange sexual proclivities
>>225189753no my siblings are smarter and more successful than me even though I have an above average income. why couldn't I be an overachiever in a runt family not the mong of a normal family
which is it leftypolare all the brownoids invading western countries doctors and engineers, or are they delivery drivers and laborers?
>>225189789people dont have to care about your life for your life to be worth living
got the old school shit on
>>225189773Flying in with his Kenyan passport of course
>>225189793What’s your deadline?
>>225189797Mad how your mind immediately goes to thatMy sister is mentally is disabled and i was wondering if anyone else in /brit/ also had a sibling with a mental disability
i took my pleasure with rorke's arse
>>225189815>will ferrellshit is right
Gettin jiggy wid it
>>225189824How mentally disabled?
wine is an utterly outrageous inventionfair play
>>225189753what’s up Chuck?
>>225189640your life is abysmal
got treated by a very attractive female doctor a few weeks ago and i googled her name and found her depop account where she personally models some of the clothes she sells on there, and there are lots of photos where she shows off her cleavage and her tummy and her arse, corrspaff
>>225189842she was only 18 you sick fuck
what's the name of that purple hair cartoon girl that the UK government created to represent people who wanted to stop the brown invasions
thinking about black penises again…
>Ann Widdecombe murder suspect charged with preparing terror act against Nigel Farage Sneaked out late of a Friday (on purpose) No wonder Rorke's always so paranoid
>>225189871no one man should have all that power
>>225189871you gonna buy some ladies clothes from her then lose loads of weight so you can wear them?
they used to have this African at kfc at the drive thru window every time I pulled up he’s always smiling “what’s going on brother!” Such a nice guy.But they replaced him with fucking whitey he probably got deported or something anyway first order with whitey and the cunt forgets my dip, napkin and spoon fork thing for the beans
>>225189849Very disabledMy parents have to take constant care of her and basically do everything for herI help out when i can, usually on the weekends
>>225189876Amelia
What's the best food Vue cinema has to offer since I usuay get the nachos but want to try something different with my next movie or might just sneak in a Subway.
>>225189491
>>225189691She fit
>>225189837anon has to get his scratchings
clavicular arrest seems to have been memoryholed
>>225189905have you ever……………. yknow
>>225189903dont think this is a race issue maybe some people are just better at making fast food
come out you black and tans cum into my arsehole like a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKoHWyxcv0
on the Guinness ain’t I>>225189928Because thiel is going to pay off the judge for him
Jo Cox David Amess Ann WiddicomeKeir Starmer
>>225189905Sorry to hear that, it sounds very difficult.
>>225189883leftypol be like rightoids are the violent fascists
>>225189928we're all talking about the cornell 7, sis
>>225189953
Thinking about russophobia and getting angry
>>225189956all died doing what they loved
>>225189977seen her fanny
>>225189954Thiel as in Peter Thiel of PayPal? How bizarre, is he is fan or something?
we love blackpink don't we folks
a penis is just a vagina but a bit meatier if you think about it
>>225189937No it’s a race issue when you grow up in these conditions you come to this country and work in KFC you’re happy to be there grateful for the opportunity as was shown by the black guy. Meanwhile spoilt brat whitey turns up looking like a moody cunt and does his job terribly
>>225189953>>225189977that's an autistic young man in a dress
adore precious lovely catbergs
mental that i will die some day and people will refer to me in the past tense. its embarrassing. it pisses me off
>>225189899aye
>>225189990Yes that Peter thiel. He’s funding clavicular or at least he was when he was still on the come up. Didn’t you know this
Got into an internet argument with a boomer with the triple lock and he actually made me so angry I was physically shaking with rage. Need to take some time off Instagram, honestly. Not good for you
rorke in japan: homo oregano
do shops have pokemon cards in or do they always sell out like if i went to the shop tomorrow will they have pokemon cards
got indigestion for the first time in my lifeit not right
>>225190018my catdead now, of course
>>225189789You don't need to do that. There are plenty of good people on Earth. And you can meet them and they will like you.
>>225189980A caved in skull is the only cure for Russophobia
noah woods got memoryholed
>>225190024no i dont spend my whole life on the internet reading about celebrity gossip
>my cat>dead now, of course
>>225190038sorry mate you're clearly having a heart attack
>>225190048that nigga what did the arc he was a real one
bring back trijets
>>225190051You were the one who brought him up mate no need to get cunty
>>225190048jay slater. remember him
arsed up my whole entire life
>>225189903Howling, this chap is buying beans!
>>225190068wheres my arc paulie
why do people drink buzzballs
>>225190024No, to be fair I only heard of Clavicular like 2 weeks before he got arrested.
>>225190044https://youtu.be/2naim9F4010?si=FWG0MeTIqGUBUFNl
>>225190076yeah now you mention it whatever happened there
>>225190078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzE
>>225190073im not him i hijacked your conversation just to shoot a quick zinger at you
is thinking illegal thoughts illegal?
[YouTube] Wrong Buzzer - Sound Effect (embed)[YouTube] Real fart sounds. (embed)
>>225190041deaf now did you mean because he lost his ears
>>225190078but on the bright side you can look at videos of lovely women in lovely tights on the internet
>>225190081Yeah boneless banquet I choose beans as the side what’s wrong with that
How about Jay Dyer
i can't help it if every time i see an attractive lady i immediately want to spaff in her gash
>>225190093I know how you feel. But how do you think or want your life to go?
>>225190100did you have a license?
More like jay die-er haha
drinking two bottles of beer in a row
right so he can just threaten the eu and we do exactly what he wants?brilliant. we deserve everything we get
>>225190107no he could hear just fine even after the ears were gonei meant dead
>>225190119more like gay guyer
>>225190113Relax, why don't you eat that chip you have there on your shoulder?
>>225190076he was on the news a few days ago
shoving a litre bottle of glens vodka up my arse and doing a handstand
sup scorbiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwgow9gzULY
>>225190142oh :(
you'll never see me dying in the news falling down a cliff in ibiza after a drug disagreement. don't go anywhere or do anything me. at most you'll see a brief obituary saying I've died with no further comment because I've never done anything ever
>>225190139you dont get it. if trump bans the export of diesel we're fucked and many other countries are fucked it would be a free for all. he would fuck himself in the process too but we would hurt way more
What's this chip on your shoulder thing?
>>225190139Latin American immigrants coming in turning this into a Pentecostal church once it's finally built
Any cannabis smoking man in?
>>225190154Why don’t you go eat a potato you Catholic bastard probably a fucking nonce
Race to the bottom
>>225190170the fate of a man who does everything society asks of him
>>225190170when im dead theyll say hes at peace now or finally at peace
>>225190139The relationship between america and western europe is the same relationship that existed between the British empire and indiaThe elites of western europe do not move an ass cheek muscle withhout first getting approval from the US state department
When i see an Asian women i never think jason luv x dredd
>>225190189wagw1
hope mummy adds UK dates to her tour
short of breath
>>225190205ong nigga
sup odie
>>225190196kek fucken dunem
>>225190206every country is fucked. cannot think of anywhere left on the planet that isn't in some way controlled by "them", poor etc
>>225190182Someone made a funny joke about it, greek commie keeps repeating it to disparage it even though everyone found it funnyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225109235/#225109710
Boring thread
>>225190208what do you think
>>225190185/brit/ is a proud Protestant general, get bag to licking niggers feet like ya nonce pope tells ya
>>225188126yejibros
>>225190264that girl is NOT human bro
>>225190246Cuz you’re here fuck off and it might liven up
why do they post the plastic bugs
>>225190243Can think of a few:RussiaIranChinaNorth koreaBelarusFunny enough american/western europe is waging war against all of those countries at the moment
>>225190245Kek that is funny
>>225190261I wasn't saying it wasn't based, you'll find no popery coming from my lips
im just here having a cheeky puff on some weed cos its friday and adulting can jog on till monday
never watched that twin peaksalways thought mr lynch was a bit of a weirdoshould a man bother if he isn't on the whole acid or schizophrenia and the like?
>>225189997Needs to get some moisturiser for them
(8) im thelma and you're louise (8)
>>225190306fucking hell mate ever heard of suncream
We at /brit/ say RIP to Spainlad AKA Spaino AKA Spaki AKA Spainlord
I genuinely don’t know what “overstimulated” means or why people have suddenly started using that word
>>225190306quote unquote nigga weed
>>225190306oo it lush x
british food is the best in the worldsimple as
>>2251902082big4them
>>225190167tune
>>225190306Always thought you were a goodie (white man or boer) not a baddie (blackamore). Jesus
Patata chili con carne is brown
>>225190310it's good but quirky. if you watch 4-5 episodes and dont vibe with it a bit I doubt watching more will help but it is a bit slow burn
welcome to episode #7394739 of shit I’ve wasted money on
>>225190310if you like lynch films you'll enjoy it. I felt the same way I feel watching his films I don't really know if I'm enjoying it then towards the end it clicks and I realise I don't
How is this thread so dead on a Friday night
>>225190339spent many a fucking night in lanarkshire staring at a plate like that
>>225190394all the shaggers are out shagging
>>225190382ktim bought a similar one off aliexpress ages ago it's just got a pokemon game downloaded and been sat in a drawer since then
flag on coward
>>225190382looks like some sort of tech gadget x
grandad's havin a wank
>>225190382R36S? Not a bad gizmoid desu
>>225190310watchd that with stoner gf once
>>225189753what if I'm the mentally disabled sibling?
greekmong easily one of the worst posters herenever seen him say anything funny it's always just the same boring seethe posts
>>225190339Not my British food
>>225190379decent set of clackers on this thing
>>225190024crazy facebook and clavicular got their series A from the same source
Vicky that's not normal
word ya knowwha i mean
>>225189871wouldn't feel comfortable having a whore for a doctor, would probably request a switch
>>225190396relatives?
WHEN I SAY RICE YOU SAY PEA, RICE
>>225190306no you arent tilde
still have no idea who woah vicky was
>>225190434i want to touch it ok
>>225190434mental
>>225190424looks like a small portion
you have to be indoctrinated into pokemon at a young age to enjoy it. if the average 30 year old man picked up pokemon firered for the first time hed have it switched off before you even choose a starter
>>225190434post her tummy
>>225190464Clearly heard that before haven't you
Waited 3 weeks to get a hardon and my obese balding autistic neet grandson walked in on me having a tug
>>225190469Peaked at pokemon gold/silver
my brain full of bits and bobs but nothing really useful
Seen the thumbnail to that webm and shant be clicking on what appears to be a naked dobby the house elf from harry potter cupping his cock and balls
>>225190483thats him done then isnt it
>>225190464For you
>>225190306could you hook me up with some african baddies please sir
oldmanwank.mp4
DIGGA BLOOT
damn beer is some kind of miracle liquid
ZEEG HAYL
>>2251905051 in 5 south African women has been raped
>>225190469haven't played pokemon in years but the type effectiveness is seared into my brain like the alphabet
>>225190483bit uncalled for
>bf is taking me out for a drive tomorrow>probably gonna suck his dick againAll I wanted was a gf but society has forced me into this degeneracy
>>225190346
>>225190524
>>225190537is part of your humiliation fetish telling us about it?
>>225190524Was literally just thinking this about whisky
>>225190531having sex with an obese incel won’t seem so bad then
NEED a woman to kick me in the bollocks
Yeji
whatever daddy wants DADDY GETS
>>225190469Lot of kids got a taste of FireRed and LeafGreen recently when it was ported to Switch, wonder how many of them got absolutely filtered by mechanics that exist now that didn't back then.
>>225190561got the tamnavulin port cask on the go, it's alright
>>225190469Pokemon isn't about the gameplay, it's the worldbuilding. The feeling of being a Pokemaster. The rise to the top. The final showdown. It's very Japanese
>>225190589tbqh they probably didnt finish them cause theyre boring as shite its like sitting in church playing them
>>225190543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKhxulA4O8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hy3P-VMD78
>>225190615Being the very best
just yawned there. bigly.
>>>/vp/
Charlotte
>Pokemon isn't about the gameplay, it's the worldbuilding. The feeling of being a Pokemaster. The rise to the top. The final showdown. It's very Japanese
new rehab room just dropped
>>225188126
I'm not friendless you're all my mates
Just realised the cheesey smell is not from my penis, but from the crack between my balls and thigh
>>225190672sup ordie
>>225190638did someone suggest he get a job?
>>225190615Bildungsroman is Japanese!
THIS IS MY DOGTHOSE ARE MY CHIPS PAKIS RUN MY CHIPPY
>>225190661
>>225190440she's not my regular doctor, she was working in the emergency department when i went there. as if i'd knowingly enlist the services of a female doctor given the choice
>>225190696the boys eatin good
>>225190696what the dog doing?
*enters an australian pub*sup schoonie
>>225190730Mental that Australians drink them
ive got mental health
>>225190735ok i will buy her !!
we need to broaden the appeal of /brit/ in order to get fresh newfags in the placeHas anyone got any ideas?
>>225190170>>225190205screaming ktim
>>225190752it says not for sale you retard
>>225190730G'DAY CUNT SCARNON COME SINK A FEW POTS WITH THE MATES
>>225190735sex with the doggo
>>225190765gay porn night
>>225190778don't see segway much these days
>>225190778Moving out the way of a dog walker
Graham Norton tonight but no point watching without Deegsy Babes here
>>225190776based white woman
Sir Bum Chuffer
>>225190786I can see this being a hit with Gen A
>>225190803you need to see a doctor about this
>>225190794you do, they just make e-scooters now instead of those weird virgin contraptions they were famous for in the 2000s
>>225188138Recycle
>>225190770sry got a bit carried away
>>225190765Go around Cheadle sticking up flyers advertising this place no need to change anything about /brit/ to broaden appeal, our marketing is poor that's it
where is deegsy anyway hes 88 postingbut not interacting whats wrongg with him
>>225190778WHY THEY CALL HIM A FREAK BRO, WHAT THE FUCK
