breakfast edish
Potatoes are peruvian though
the mexican and the indonesian who make /brit/ threads but don't post in themwhat's up with that
Everybody do .... the / brit / Dance !!!
>>225198516we are the /brit/ team*does a dance*we are the /brit/ team
>>225198509because /brit/ told me that i will never be british :(
MY BLOOD BROTHER IS MALALAA POLISH BUTCHER,HE'S MO FARAH
never understood the food pepes
It's still the bastarding international break ffs
https://voca.ro/1mefAjDZhAAM
>>225198539i like this song but the lyrics are extremely fucking leftypol
>>225198529what's the matter with that? i'll never be indonesian
>>225198552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOE4xNNSe8kthen this may be more your speed
>>225198587i like the chats too x
Idk why I was even worried about all that
Hate how disgusting I feel after skipping a shower
>>225198526Nice moves !!! Shake that 'thing' !!!!
Hey, cockbreath
top o'the morning lads, what's the craic then?
>>225198623ahhhh, I'm but enjoying th' cruiscin lan! Yerself?
>>225198620*rorke swivels round*
https://voca.ro/1gJEF0Ao35AA
>>225198623>>>/int/eire/
bioshock has really good writing and voice acting and atmosphere ok
>>225198646omd just remembered /eire/ used to exist
Why did he hate modern civilization so much, bros?
got the "nigga" music on
GASTHETAIGSlads
The American Academy of Emergency Medicine confirms it: Each year, between one and two dozen adult US males are admitted to ERs after having castrated themselves. With kitchen tools, usually, sometimes wire cutters. In answer to the obvious question, surviving patients most often report that their sexual urges had become a source of intolerable conflict and anxiety. The desire for perfect release and the real-world impossibility of perfect, whenever-you-want-it release had together produced a tension they could no longer stand.
>>225198709:/
might take a little gay porn nap
>>225198750what about it makes it gay porn?
>>225198491beautiful breakfast, i love brits
Rubes uploaded yesterday
mad how chinese people exist
who even came up with "this color in my flag represents the most banal concept you can ever imagine" this shit is really stupid especially if your flag is a derivative
>>225198654My lie detector is silent
truly is a gay porn morning
Waiting for the Ruby Granger SeasideMARK collab
having some thoughts
watching dr. stuart ashen scran microwave burgers off a brown sofa
good morning my internet pals
>>225198830Hi spaino
>>225198845alri hehe
>>225198867What was the damage
>>225198830Good morning!
>>225198867got the carbs there yep, some simple sugars uh huh, some carbs yeah, nice bit of carbs on the side yeah, some carbs to go with that yep, and finish it all off with some carbs mhm thats lush
get the gay chinese posted
>>225198913meatballs, chorizo and tomatos are carbs are they?
>>225198913We need carbs to survive you fucking simplistic gargoyle
>>225198930tomatoes are yeah
>"aww a cute video of a robin">actually a potato going back to bed
Dr Atkins has done an absolute number on most plebs. Completely mindraped
Mental how instagram comments all read like 4chan posts.
sosij and egg for brekki
>>225198913you wanna get a fucking life pal
>>225198965They're worse, this place is now more tame than mainstream social media
>>225198969Are you using VPN? It's midnight why are you eating breakfast.
>>225198969good mixture of fats and proteins, great breakfast choice. Lads ITT would have your head off if they saw you eating that for breakfast instead of an entire loaf of bread washed down with a glass of sugary orange juice. They're all about the carbs you see, they need the energy for their busy lives (posting here all day while sat on their arse).
>>225198986um, point of order comrade.
glass for brekkie
whiskey and a shotgun barrel for brekki
coffee for breakfast
thinking about my caveman ancestorswish i could meet them and show them /brit/
I'm black owned
>>225199000Stay out of Americans business leaf
how do you know what to post other that it is related to funny or am in pain.
>>225198672
>>225199021mate
poo for tea
buying clothes off depop from fit slags who posted pictures of themselves wearing it and then sniffing the clothes and wanking with them. this is like getting belle delphine's bathwater at a fraction of the cost
GMTV fan favourite Alison Hammond rushed to hospital after suffering massive heart attack ON AIR
I don't think. I just post. The results speak for themselves.
>>225199049Vax status?
>>225199048the seller washed the clothes.
>>225199049how dare that negress interrupt a white man while he's speaking
>>225199065doesn't matter, they still wore it
>>225199070would be exactly my type if she lost weight
>>225199066He didn't even flinch just gave her dying ass a brief glance and went back to the convo lol
>>225199070literally the most fun you'll ever have
Must feel great to have a vagina and put something inside it
>>225199065having a laugh if you think these tarts wash the clothes before sending them. They buy clothes specifically so they can sell them on depop. They know their audience. They buy a crop top, wear it once to take photos for the website, take it off and sell it for some geezer to shoot his muck into. They're not wasting precious electricity money washing garments of clothing that have touched their skin for a grand total of 45 seconds.
>Ten injured as car hits crowd in Australia in 'horrible incident'brucie on a mad one
>>225199106think you might be making grand assumptions without any basis there
Real gs move in as upended kike lasagna
Would crawl over hot broken glass for a 100 miles just for a chance to hear Ruby Grainger fart over a walkie talkie
Gay niggas be like I'm gayAgp niggas be like I'm straight but i want to trade my dick for a vagina
>>225199129>Agp niggas be like I'm straight but i want to trade my dick for a vaginaktim
>>225199132Poor lad
>>225199094reckon if i had one i'd have intrusive thoughts about sticking a cucumber on the end of a drill and proceeding to mutilate my snatch
>Andy Burnham faces Labour backlash over plan to replace £217 monthly disability benefit for young people with support finding work>Instead of cash payments worth £217 a month, claimants with less severe conditions would receive intensive support to get them into work including subsidised jobs and help with mental health problems.you hear that neetie? no more tendie money for you, from now on it's going to be helpful bi-weekly meetings with Miss Nogadogachungu at the job centre while she helps you back into work mhmm she sees a nice job opening for a dishwasher at a greasy spoon cafe paying minimum wage only 160 miles from your home address that would be a good opportunity for you wouldn't it mhmmm we'll just put that down for you to apply to and if you don't then you'll be sanctioned this is all going to help you mhmmm
want to take my dog with me to walk the pennine way but i'm worried she might not like it or hurt herself
every time you encounter a woman (of reproductive age) there is about a 20% chance that she's on her period
>>225199106ejaculating doesn't feel good unless it is into a woman who you are fully committed to such that you want to ingregnate her.
>>225199179I can tell
Might have a wank and a cigarette for lunch
>>225199164How are they surviving on 200q a month? I spend more than that in a day
Watching Lexx
White pride worldwide
Do you like snow leopards
>>225199204the way our bennies are paid these days is everything is lumped together as one payment called "universal credit" but what makes up that total amount will be the sum of several individual benefits like you'll have "job seekers allowance" or "new-style job seekers allowance" and "housing benefit" and stuff like that. But you get paid a lump sum.So when they talk about taking away £217 it's not to say that these people live on £217/month. It's to suggest that that portion of the total sum they receive may be taken away and replaced with something else i.e a pointless meeting.
>>225199232big kitty cat white
Where can you fight dogs legal betting countries for entertainment 2026 not in asia
>>225199186I can smell period blood from a mile away like polar bears
apparently the BBC photoshop images. In this case they photoshopped a Welsh flag into Welsh nationalist Martin Sheen's hand for an entertainment show he's doing
>>225199186what are bulgarians like? are they brown? i used to know a bulgarian girl but she had blonde hair and blue eyes, but i got the sense that she's an exception and most bulgarians are brown
>>225199179more interesting in the times they've ovulating, what's that percentage>err isn't it the same thing?no
>>225199233I see thanks for explaining it to me. Idk why the government doesn't create training and jobs specifically for people that struggle with work. We did that here during the 1930s to great criticism at the time that it was similar to communist USSR but it worked to get jobs for the unemployed.
>>225199257eh? ovulating is the exact opposite of being on the blob ent it
>>225199266yeah that's when they get gay for you x
>>225199266Who cares
>>225199132what does you willy mean to you?
>>225199266Well if they spend 20% of the time on their period (your words) then that leaves 80% of their time not on their period with some subset of that 80% spent in ovulation. What I want to know is what % of the time not spent on their period is spent ovulating because this is the time they feel horny due to their hormones and are most likely to actually want sex and initiate it.I'm going to need an answer by close of play today.
>>225199232yeah
>>225199164Shawty bad ngl...
>>225199280don't think any of this is correct
>>225199280not your personal googler
i'm a fucked up psycho who just wants to watch the whole world burn
Can smell my Chinese neighbours cooking their putrid food again
the shuttlecock! where's the shuttlecock?!
I'm eating a bbq chicken burrito with creamy chipotle sauce. Mex food mogs
just did a horrendous smelling shit and now i'm hungry
Still obsessed with a former coworkerNot even entirely I want to fuck her its just I want attention from herWe had a thing for a very short period over a year agoI have a gf now and have had one for a year too I don’t know how to get over it
I'm going to start a dogfighting ring in a country where it's legal and I'm going to buy ads for tourism. Profitable gimmicks
This is my life at the computer since I got a pup
>>225199312>creamy chipotle sauce eltonjohn.png
Naming my dog Xi
>>225199240exactly, the way you know you're compatible with a girl is if it smells good or bad to you >>225199252no we are not brown, theres probably 10-12% blondes which is my demographic
>>225199322weird looking dogberg, looks like one of them egyptian mummies
>>225199318I know a couple of dogfighting rings in Camden, NJ unironically how interested in this are you?
>>225199322You should get another one and then make them battle each other for better food
>>225199318could just have your family members fight each other you soulless subhuman freak, leave animals alone
it is mental that women can't get pregnant all the time. like they actually get in heat and that like animals. but they're not animals they're humanmals
>>225199340I'll bet you watch wrestling and fighting but when it's people then it's okay. Idiot
>>225199325I'm not eating it with my butt mong lad
Happy birthday Adolf Hitler
>yanks talking about torturing animals for moneysee, they're not white
>>225199358Definitely not torturing, they're just fighting/playing
gfberg never really moans or makes noises when we're shagging which makes me feel somewhat inadequate even though i know my wilberforce is above average
>>225199232YesBeautiful bergs
>>225199348Yeah but at the same time they have more frequent heat than other a lot of other mammals
>>225199262>why the government doesn't create training and jobs specifically for people that struggle with workA line often touted here is that we have an analogue government living in a digital age, which speaks to a lack of understanding within government and the civil service to the way the work actually works. Any sort of scheme that is set up with good intentions to help people ends up being raped and exploited when exposed to the real world.One example might be the "modern apprenticeship scheme" set up some years back to try and incentivise private companies and corporations to take on apprentices to get more young people into work and trained up. What happens in reality though is this scheme is exploited by employers to get cheap labour from young people while receiving a bung from the government because they are ostensibly 'taking on an apprentice'.It provides companies the ability to hire young people for less than what they would otherwise be legally allowed to pay these people "while they complete their apprenticeship". And the biggest fraud is that these apprenticeships aren't even real apprenticeships. It's not like you train under a plumber for 2 years then graduate as an actual plumber. If you look up the official website for these apprenticeships it's page after page of "childcare apprenticeship, minimum wage", "retail apprentice, minimum wage".Not a single one of these is a real apprenticeship. This is the sort of thing that happens in this country. The government will enact some scheme with the best of intentions, seemingly ignorant of how the real world works, then the moment it hits fresh air it gets raped to death and exploited in myriad ways.
shagging a panda to repopulate their species
>>225199379Damm seriously? That's crazy bro
>>225199358I hate them lad. Please please ban them already.
>>225199364maybe she's self conscious or embarrassed, there are girls like that
um
giving birth to a little goon baby
Dogs are friends, not food
>>225199368corrr giz a bit love
>>225199390Kek. It's morning over in his country so he's probably fully caffeinated and ready to crank out essays. >>225199379I'll save this to read tomorrow lad. It's lad here and I'm about to nod off. Ty
>>225199395this looks like he's just knocked on a bird's door and started masturbating naked and he's looking away because he's a bit nervous and doesn't want to see her shocked face so he's staring in the air waiting for her to say omg cheetah youre hung like a donkey lol come on in
Business idea: lesbian version of blacked
>>225199419shut up
anyone know what wood this table is? looks like oak but not sure
>>225199422fine by me if it's just ana foxxx servicing white couples and teasing the white girl for not knowing how to fuck
>>225199410I've had 2 coffees and a 3rd is brewing right now. By the time you wake there will be a new government in place, headed by me.
Americans deserve a million nine elevens
>>225199431titwood
>>225199422Already seen it. Porn sites shill the hell out of white girl/black girl porn. It's not attractive at all.
everyone in my family is brain-damaged
>>225199435no sympathy for this murderess x
>>225199433You'll do nothing
Rorke mistakenly spending his childhood watching video games and adolescence watching porn, and then coming on the internet forums to discover autists discussing politics, and Rorke feeling regret about wasting his youth, so Rorke reads books (like Evola and Guenon) and listens to podcasts instead of devoloping skills in the creative arts, and then Rorke moves to twitter/X to post about how he is a sensitive young man incel.
>>225199433Lol feine lad i thought about your joke on fri and chuckled to myself. Where you said you were on cup #3 and the goal was to keep drinking them until you feel ill. ktim
>>225199443Maybe I’m ultimately a fag but I really don’t give a shit about women getting offThere’s a few exceptions where it’s sexy but I just see it as optional and fixating on women’s pleasure is pathetic and unmanly
>opens a pack of nuts at the park
>>225199453>Rorke mistakenly spending his childhood watching video games and adolescence watching porn, and then coming on the internet forums to discover autists discussing politics, and Rorke feeling regret about wasting his youth, so Rorke reads booksktim>(like Evola and Guenon) and listens to podcasts instead of devoloping skills in the creative arts, and then Rorke moves to twitter/X to post about how he is a sensitive young man incelnot ktim
>>225199477Idk it looks really really good when the girls are both hot and into it and getting off together imo. I can cum to les porn quicker than i can to straight porn most of the time.
>>225199488You were born after 1998.
gerrards dead
>>225199501no I wasn't
lampards comatose
>>225199514steevie G? surely not
sick to bastard death of eating the same food every day
you can google almost any combination of a male first name and last name and there is a good chance that there will be a footballer with that name in the results
>>225199533Must suck to be there during the war. Are there rations?
John Rumplestiltskin making his debut for Chelsea under 21s.
>>225199542not if it’s a Jew last name they suck at sports
>>225199435was bizarre reading she's being given "life-saving care"... like what?
rorke putting the rhetoric aside, getting around the negotiating table and building back better
Nigel Starmer
>>225199586it's like when yank police officers mag dump a suspect then start applying CPR
