empanada edition
>>225199067She cute
genuinely and unironically wish the human race would go extinct ngl
>>225199067!oye mamacita!
Alright let’s have a good clean thread, no hitting below the belt
why is the 4chan birthday notice still up?
>women worshipping edition
>>225199052by all means elaborate anon im curious about your perspective
Let's have rubbing below the belt dealer's choice style
>>225199098you're just mad she left Mexico and is enjoying life in the USA.
>>225199105>Xochitl Gomez-Deines was born on April 29, 2006, in Los Angeles, California.
>Is that boy sad and tall? sex sex sex sex sexwhy is she like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
she cute
its crazy that i will never have sex in my life, actually crazy
Alright, we got a five dollar blind, ten dollar ante, jacks to open, trips to win. Who's in? Let me see your money, gentlemen.
Jane Doe? More like Jane Hoe!
>>225199147Bro you live in Sex the country. You can buy a girl.
>>225199144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGUYUPYfcpsYACHT! YACHT! YACHT!
>>225199115Her dad is from Morelos and her mom is chicana, idk how many generations
>>225199149i'm in
eating shit
Any sex twinks in chat?
>>225199219no im fat
>>225199067corr would sniff her butt butter
>>225199219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa3cbcmNAwI
>>225199219do you like chubby boys with tits who eat your food
>>225199255wow, Ocean Color Scene had two songs? I never knew!
I need my dick to get transformed into the most recent government survey about Chinese Douglas.
>>225199247Maybe you have rockstar vibes though. >>225199255Based
Ready to die
>>225199267Cute chebs ngl. I have donuts sitting on my kitchen counter right now big boy.
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2105624609752244665
i got poop in my lavatory rn iy-ken-wahm
>>225199171smooove
Bo Hangers the bitch. But I need to get some sleep.
>>225199290mamacita…
>>225199067Handicrafted for exclusive use by Brazilian kings.
>>225199067the all-american gf
Just found out apparently it's not okay? Like, we're not gonna be okay and it's all over. Is this true?
>>225199346the sources say its true
>>225199331corr would eviscerate the face wiv me willardanudda cringe fing zoomers say is "face-card"nibba just say facelike wtf is diss shiddrancid social media whores bobblin' heads away like vapid moronsunfuggin believable
thoughts on vermont?
>>225199372I have had Ben n' Jerry's before, it was alright
>>225199372yes very gud speed metal band. dark, unpolished, filthy, very influential on thrssh and extreme metal. sad cronos die. helped define a paradigm shift in heavy music
>>225199386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqzky9vAO_4
>>225199351hello? vased department?
>>225199372Moonlight in Vermont
gock hour is upon us
drank all by myself at the bar and talked to noonethats $20 I'll never get back
>listening to fanfiction run through a tts app while playing vidyayep, this is the good life
>>225199412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1Qn2QAF4clisten to this song, I think it came out better than that great band ever intended
>>225199437I'll come over and bum you. Then the night's not wasted is it.
>>225199459
Downtown Calgary is a place I've been before. The towers make me drunk. I miss you, my love.
someone posted a pornstar in an earlier /cum/i think i will honor her with a masturbation on my penis
>>225199470arbys
>>225199455Good song that, showed this band to the guy that works with my dad who only listens to Purple/Rainbow/Whitesnake and he liked them.
buying opera tickets
>>225199468;) now you don't feel so bad about drinking alone at the bar
>>225199509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRuqlmkbPA
>>225199503Since You've Been Gone was probably the first rock song I ever liked, that song is sharp, snappy, yet gorgeous
Just got my flu vax
IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLEI TELL YOU, I'M YOUR MANYOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOMEIT'S ALL THE SAME TO METHE PLEASURE IS TO PLAYMAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YOU SAYI DON'T SHARE YOUR GREEDTHE ONLY CARD I NEEDIS THE ACE OF SPADESTHE ACE OF SPADES
How do you fuck up an execution? Just give that cunt enough to kill a blue whale
>>225199528not the biggest fan of Graham Bonnet but yeah good song, I prefered Joe Turner after Dio left
>>225199536might be the best rock song ever made
>>225199553brainlet take
>>225199557
>>225199564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKCR7kQMTQ
>>225199572grande, have seen em live 2 times I think, never with Ritchie obviously which is a shame
Are you ever just having a nervous breakdown?
>>225199588years ago when I was doing drugs
WTF is she eating?
>>225199626A doughnut I made for her
>>225199599I wish I had that excuse
DUUUR TIME FOR THE THREAD TO BE DEAD B CUZ ITS 2AM DUUUUR IM RETARDED I HAVE A JOBthats what you guys sound like
>>225199708its midnight tho
Its actually 4am and it's Saturday to having a job don't matter
>>225199664Do you exercise/eat/sleep well?
Must be hard to spot jaundice in China and Japan and that part of the world
>>225199776I eat pretty well
>>225199789must be hard to walk around canada without stepping in human S H I T HIT
'added too much salt to the pasta' award
>>225199789you're my little twinky butter tart boy
>>225199791for the last 5 months I've been walking/running and my anxiety levels are at almost zero, it also helps me sleep better, I do about 10-12km a day, that combined with my usual breathing exercises really makes a difference
>>225199803Must be hard to walk around in the States without being shot by a nigger
>>225199835you're my warm little saskatoon berry pie boy
No more gock posts
Everyone knows jaundice turns you yellow but then you see someone with it and it genuinely feels like you're looking at a Simpson
>>225199871>saskatoon berry pieAre Saskatoons good?>>225199588Few times
>>225199871I don't live in Saskatoon
Any time someone mentions Jaundice I think of this https://youtu.be/-IfzH9ieJYM
>>225199912you're a dainty ontario boy. probably toronto
Jaundice epidemic sweeps Miami
Jaundice reminds me of those Africans with yellow eyes
do you guys think neural game synthesis will eventually lead to basically every popular game being combined into a single thing
still gooning
https://youtu.be/lN_cfmAiM9U
>>225199981Gmod already exists
>>225200061cringe
It is still considered cringe that I still live with my parents if I'm the one that owns the house?
>>225200044Slobbob Neetpants
>>225199939Nope
>>225200081
>>225200093Never been raped in my life
>>225200101>is literally being raped
>>225200117...in your retarded headcanon
An adult human is a human that is capable of reproduction. The math simply adds up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEz7M64Vp2c
>>225200145>adults are able to reproduce No shit
>>225200228I wish pepo was real
>>22519906WtfThat's not an empanada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7105u0-94
Would you rather be mortally wounded or have a booger in an annoying spot
I can't believe the entire return show was just fucking Jeremy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKllLu5i7GYq
Cock ring gamer yuh
Ready to see mexico vs usa today?
>>225200145so 12yos? i thik the record is 9 tho
>>225200444II BELIEVE
>>225200389Crazy that one meme singlehandedly made Ace of Spades go from badass to hilarious for all the wrong reasons
Body swapping with your dad so you can bang your mom
just let out a tremendous roar of a fart
sent that freak flying
>>225200608Whom?
can I come over and play?
Distefano is a nonce, it was a major letdown
>>225200145>'gger logicSo a sterile 20yo man or woman is not human?
>>225201195How do you know that's him
>>225201225Is there another US flag talking in neapolitan-american around here?
>>225201192hope he enjoys the boos following him around all season before eventually ending up on some loser team like the canucks or preds
>>225201245There's probably at least a few american flags that speak italian or ones that copied or used google translate. Doesn't seem fair to just assume its him
>>225201251Vancouver looks like an step up now
>>225201278>that speak italian or ones that copied or used google translatefaccio entrambi
>>225201278Alri then
>>225201562
>>225201562Sometimes pics like this are hotter than seeing the full thing because it forces you to appreciate certain details you normally don't pay attention to
cum on my face cum in my mouth cum on my tits cum in my pussy
watching porn at 5:34 am award
done watching porn
>>225201223noif u r sterile you are useless to nature
ktim
>Saturday>first chilly morning of the season oh yeah, we are BIG comfy this morning
All my friends and cousins are getting married or having kids. Can't help but laugh
Looking like a great morning to be gay.
>>225203256sounds awful for them
>make a friend>hang out with him>he came from a more affluent background>I am a poor rat from an abusive family>tells me how he went to university and even published multiple studies>see all his study books on his bookshelf>wow he must be smart>he has a chess table at his house>invites me to play chess>"I haven't played that before, I don't know how to play">"that's okay, look up the rules or something, I won't go easy on you though">beat him twice>wtf>in general as more time passes I realize I'm definitely more intelligent than him and just haven't had the same opportunities
>>225203356at least half of success is literally just who you know
fun fact about canada. India is the #1 tourist destination for Canadians
I farded and, well, let's just say it wasn't an empty threat...
>>225203256Im gonna wait until 40 like lady gagaAssuming its not already joever
Busty whores
Flat chested whores
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nice nighger
>>225204870I hiccuped midway through
Might be a good day to kill yourself.
this new firefox update uggo af frfr
>>225204671based aerodynamic woman appreciator
>>225204991How?
>>225205037I would want to lay her down naked on a huge tarp and dump a few gallons of baby oil on it and we would just slide naked into and over each other foreverially
>>225205088I'm just trying to raid a jungle temple and get double crossed, why you gotta be gay
>>225205114If oiling up and sliding with flat women ith gay then leths go thithster
there’s simply no way getting the pussy orifice rammed repeatedly actually feels good for women
>>225205304that's why vibrators were inventedeven cleopatra had one
in soych of noo joisey
Mother is babbling about shit I dont care about again
>>225205810Rape correction is required
>>225205863Do not DARE to talk about MY MOTHER EVER AGAIN EVERIM GONNA KILL YOU PIECE OF SHITEVER
>>225205931Sorry I forgot thirdies liked their moms and didn't like when you talk about them
Making the switch to wool underwear has been life changing
>>225205967EVER
>>225205931MAJE
>>225205739Hey my man, did you ever watch City of Industry?
wish one could wear a kimono without being brutally harassed
>>225206075gonna watch it today, I was too high on shrooms for the past two evenings
>>225206088If I ever see you in a kimono you are gonna get a butt pat and wink minimum
>>225206088you VILL vear ze kauboy hat!
asian women in cowgirl clothes is so hawt
asian men in cowgirl clothes is so hawt
>>225199067I deserve a latina wifeplease godI'll move to California if I have to I don't care anymore
>>225206296Have you tried talking to mexicans?
>>225206667There are no Mexicans where I live, it's all Puerto Ricans. I fucking hate Puerto Ricans. Their music sucks and it all sounds the same, their food sucks and it all tastes the same, their women are all trashy as fuck, and they're way more violent/gang oriented than Mexicans. I would trade all of the Puerto Ricans in my city for twice as many Mexicans in a heartbeat.
I deserve this
>>225206787idk how yellow fever fags see these empty soulless eyes and think "yep, that's what I want".
Puerto Rican and Mexican women look the same
>>225206749>There are no Mexicans where I live, it's all Puerto RicansA lot to unpack here... A. Arr rook sameB. That's a lie, there are Mexicans literally everywhere now, there's no place they haven't infested
I know some ricans can pass as mexican but they really don't look the same
>>225206804I don't get it either. It's probaby that they convinced themselves that all Asian women want them solely because they're white and so that giv a them a boost of attractive was in their eyes even though they dysgenic and decidedly bug-like
>>225206749puerto ricans unironically have the best spanish accents
>>225207000>Short>Brown>Black hair and brown eyes>Speak the same gibberish Uh...
https://youtu.be/ixmxwaH3nD0
I made a paper scroll calendar because breaking time into months makes 0 fucking sense. Fuck roman calendars
>>225207026A lot of ricans are a more yellow brown
not a furry but
>not a furry but
>>225207055Arr rook same
BORRRRRRRRRRICUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>225207167https://youtu.be/3uZx9KnlTyg
>psoriasis has spread to my faceI never wanted to lose my virginity and experience love anyways
>>225207290learn to use makeupif women can cheat so can we
>>225207360zesty freak
>>225207290You should try Patch-E the dating app for people with psoriasis on their face
>$800 dollary-doos for tech that is over 5 years old Never been a PC gamer but how much would even cost to buy or build a comparable PC?
>>225201562who is that
>>225207499I know this doesn't really answer your question, but budget PC builds are never worth it. It's like buying a cheap used car with 160k miles. You're better off spending the most you can feasibly afford building a PC that will last you the better part of a decade before you need to start making upgrades.
>>225207499Even if it did cost more I'd rather have a PC and not be limited to proprietary bullshit. Which is also ironic coming from me because I think making a homebrew game for an emulateable console is the best way to make a multi platform game, because there's always some cs dork who wants to play pokemon emerald on his ps5 or some shit.
Weird how many nazi furries there are.
>>225207675jew disliking and sweaty fursuit sex are both indicators of an extremely high iq
I never completed a video game 100%. Finding all 100 of X hidden all over the map just seems tedious as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fyj4pFMUAXo
>>225207873go have sex about it normie
what the duck is going on
Time for bed
Black community stores have cage hours https://youtube.com/shorts/va9LQMPuodI
Still one of the best east coast hip hop albums
>>225207830what breed is (s)he
>>225208395tenga terrier
>>225208395She's a Pomeranian
>>225208444mah god
>>225199067hey that's a gâteau des roiswe eat this in the south
>>225208476We got her specifically because they said that the black ones usually don't get adopted
>>225208519madness
open windows weather would be nicer without hearing the jibberings of a hispanic workcrew
>>225207290Vaxx status?
what do you feel when you see instafags discussing old classic /int/ memes todayhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc7XUcnTzux/
>>225208625I can't open my window for the next week
>>225207290i have some on my sides even though on my scalp is gone, pretty sure its because of using headphones
I don't have social media
>>225207830CUTEY HONEEEEEEY! SO CUTE OHH MY GOD
>>225208519That's racist.
>1k ads blocked and I haven't even had lunch yetjesus christ
>>225199083You'll get your wish soon. AI is going to wipe us out within the decade.
>>225209312Why would it do that
Based
Hate AI doomerposting because it's hard to tell if people are talking about mass labor market disruptions or a bubble bursting, other people are talking about the hecking environment and some people (retards) unironically are talking about killer robots becoming sentient
>>225209418current era dems are too stupid to come up with a communist idea like that kek
>>225209418Why do you care you're not getting shit either way
>>225209433me with little to no skin in the game:
>>225209527if AI pops your whole country collapses
is there a better an hero method than shotgun to the chin?
>>225209433>killer robots becoming sentientthis made boomers shit their pants back then
>>225209551has anything ever happened
space
>>225209558seems a pistol to the side of the head is easier
i sneak candy into the movie theater but then pay 20 dollars for the popcorn bucket in a country where corn is basically given away for free
>>225209558You can still fuck up badly
>>225209592handguns have three day waiting periods, but shotguns don't.
>>225209558I imagine it couldn't actually be that hard to get cyanide, it pretty much just deprives you of oxygen. Hypothermia also seems pretty easy.
>>225209617you have to be extremely low iq to fuck it up
>pistols are the worst weapon you could use for violence>always used as a backup in war>also the hardest to getclown world
>>225209633Cyanide poisoning is extremely painful
>>225209418I'm buying one of those fancy Japanese toilets if this happens
>>225209676cool it with the anti oriental remarks kid
>>225209682What did you spend your DOGE check on?
>>225209708Your mom's pussy because that's always free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5x5Sh9Q8Fg&list=RDR5x5Sh9Q8Fgchicka chicka wah chicka chicka wah
>>225209708What did you spend your tariff checks on
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A SHOTGUN SHACK
>>225209757Now that Canada is going to be a nation of trillionaires because Mark Carney said so what are you going to buy? New Lambo?
>oh n-
Has anyone here ever had experience with the Libertarians in New Hampshire?
>>225209876*yellowcard starts blasting*
man is it a beautiful day!
>>225209984I got shot in a drive-by farting today
>>225199067>She looks like a trannie that gets constantly posted on /gif/
>>225199096the guy who takes it down is on a union strike
>>225210206brings to mind the hmong coworker i had who all the hispanic workers called chino
>>225210206Lmao
>>225209899What an oddly specific question
>>225210206this is white genocide
*is a cool hip professor who sits cross cross applesauce on the podium*raise your hand if you want to fail the class
I'm gonna get me some gumbo later at the new crab shack
>>225210326
>>225210309Read about them in an article online, became interested
>>225210368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF29LRqwjXA
We finna get active
Dreamed I was back in college at the college bookstore and it was all Isekai slop nowMy brain hallucinated dozens of isekai slop titles. The ones I remember best were all titled "becoming [class] without [thing necessary for that class]!". Dozens of volumes of this manga called like "Becoming an Alchemist without Potash!" and "Becoming a Knight without Iron!"
>>225210374Reme would never eat at a chain restaurant, he'd make the gumbo himself
cumbo
>>225210472What do all those gay words you put together mean
>>225210472I thought all bookstores were like that
>>225210461hell yeah
>>225209323Because someone told it to
>>225210616
reading blood meridian again
>>225210514lol
nononononononno yellowfeverbros...
>>225210492"Remember" isn't real and his name is Remy
>>225210705
>>225210701>posts the most yellow women ive ever seen
>>225210206Is it a microaggression when black service employees call me "boss"
