Conspiracy edition
It's Saturday ok
It isn’t run by jews. Anyone who goes aroynd killing people they deem as inferior, is no jew to me!
rorke not reading the picture and going "da jews!!!"
Mousey's crime? Saying what we're all thinking
Emma Watson giving my chestnuts a good thrashing.
It's me. Rorke.
>>225200450This was debunked
Need me brekkie
>>225200450I'm redpilled
Day 2 of waiting for my HIV/Syphilis bloos test results
>>225200481What are we all thinking
>>225200501Let him have the cake!
>>225200501Cakeberg
>>225200512
>>225200483>m'lady I would totally protect you from these rapist assholes!Always funny to see a SIMP acting tough and macho.
womenhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1790992971207249.png
when i was a kid i wanked over the last scene in alien (1979) when ripley was in her knickers
>>225200567>knickersAwful word. Sounds too much like that other word.
I’m going to wank and go back to bed
>>225200501why do people get cats with those smashed gimpy faces
Boy you've been a naughty girl you've let your knickers down
>>225200587Snickers you mean?
why on earth does netflix have video games on it now? how does that even work?
>>225200558lovely
warning this vehicle is reversing
>>225200567the one where she has a negative arse?
Will Ed wake up?
i think tonight i will take some opioids and watch some kino that i ent seen before, either sister act (1992) or basic instinct (1992). perhaps both if i have time
>>225200644you'll do nothing
>>225200629i'm not a nigger so i don't particularly care if a girl has a dignified small bum
>>225200644do you only watch films from 1992
>>225200644>basic instinct (1992)Shit
About to enter the coffee zone. Was hoping for a nice relaxing day but neighbours seem to be getting some loud work done so my chances do not look good
>>225200501bro is so stoned
Poley = WWFDiego = WCWMousey = nWoSpaino = Mickey Pearce
lads, this thread is piping hot
>>225200703Um actually language is fluid and constantly evolving so they can say that
>>225200722Piping your mum
>>225200703the ghost is glear
good morning lads
>>225200731don't have a mum, got two dads me
>>225200656aye
>>225200741alri
>>225200753i'm alri, you alri?
>dignified small bum
free lucy letby
>>225200764m'alri here
arrest lucy craig
my arse is going on strike, wants the blackenings to stop he saysdon't pay it any mind me, though, i call the shots around here
what's the plan lads? me, laying in ed until toilberg summons me
Airsoft is the gayest thing ever
take on metake me on
>>225200791right well who is ed then
>>225200791play some games and watch some anime
it would genuinely be less gay to get on your knees and suck a dick and swallow the cum than to do airsoft as a grown man
>>225200653would have assumed it was a tranny if the movie was more recent
>>225200856That’s because you’re a virgin who has no experience with women
>>225200856this was considered comically and insanely attractive in 1979 and caused boomers to involuntarily coom their pants
>>225200450
>>225200873thicko it wouldn't matter even if i had never touched a woman, i can still (as any other human being on the planet) detect feminine features on a womanshe has zero arse and zero curves
>>225200873Get your test checked bro
>>225200856what the fuck where are her cheeks?
>>225200741gud mornin
>>225200888she's more attractive than jamie lee curtis who was also considered extremely attractive in the 70s even though she was a total minger and probably a hermaphrodite
>>225200905I will literally spread your cheeks and fuck your hole
Sniff the pooty!
>>225200918>>225200930too much ass
>>225200905curious that it's white male + white female when the infographic is about erectile dysfunction and poor sexual performancereally activates my almonds
9:30 and I've hadA shit2 mile walkGinsters Peppered Steak sliceCracked open my first can of the day
>>225200946black men don't suffer from low t, the real problem is including them at all in the inforgraphic
>>225200419she'd have men lining up to date her at the click of a finger... well for the good weeks until something sets off trust issues/trauma. it's numbers and keep attending therapy game, eventually the cutter will find a sweet spot. they gotta hold it in until then, fight a bit harder and it will all be worth it
>>225200791Sucking a decaf woffee
>>225200856that's because your brain has been destroyed by porn and 4chan
aryan arse saturday is it
>>225200966ASF
Dr demmie
>>225200922Jlc is so fucking repulsive, I actually hate having to look at her since she could easily stand in for Dolph Lundgren without anyone noticing.
stumbled across some random person's spotify playlist that only had about 20 songs in it, but 5 of those were songs that i also had in some of my playlists. was quite a spooky coinkydink if i'm honest
>>225200984no my brain has been "destroyed" by seeing fit women curves, boobs and arses outside
kitkat and doritos for breakfast
Thinking I'll walk dogberg in the park with the ducks and bring a pocket full of oats to feed the ducks and I'll enjoy watching them feast
>>225201036Not nutritional lad, not nutritional at all
>>225201024a romantic notion but due to modern algorithms we all get fed the same shitethat weird song you think no one has ever heard probably appears in 2 million people's Spotify Discover Weekly
the five songs were ed sheeran and taylor swift, so fucking weird
Reckon at some point they're going to figure out something very significant about prime numbers and it'll allow for a great leap forward in science and tech. I like to read science fiction books in case you wondered.
why yes i DO have the frasier on you are correct
>>225200905Ktim
>>225201093you need to be locked up
these days you get shunned by society just for being born racist
Granola with some seeds and nuts and blueberries and vanilla yoghurt and a large coffee
day 3 of locktober x
yeah? bacon and egg butty for me
Technically I had semen for breakfast. Was wiping my dick after a wank and some cum was left on my finger. I didn't notice this until I sat back down so I just lick it off. Very salty. Not nice. But it'll do.
got a very nice cup of tea on the go
right what we all doing today then BESIDES drinking hot drinks and eating berries
>>225201164Would rather not have known this honestly
>>225201164Always interesting on this board because it astonishes me just how unbelievably different my life is from yours.
>>225201203going to sort my new pokemon cardsx
>>225201203This>>225201039And mostly reading Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky and occasionally checking my phone because I am on call for toil
No russian ever called me a gammon
now that i think about it the deer poster is possibly the most mentally ill one here
>>225201203doing a bit of recording
might grow mutton chops and dress up as harry du bois for halloween since i already look like an alcoholic ghoul
>>225201231>on call for toilktim
>>225201228
>>225201243disagree
atlas, fontaine, ryan, ALL THE GODDAMN SAME
Not much talent out there tonight
choked on a sausage earlier lads. hope my new job works out because otherwise gay porn is going to be hard
>>225201271so true x
Getting sick of seeing wheelchairs, crutches, mobility scooters, mobility walkers, fucking everywhere. It is so undignified to be disabled and project weakness into the world. It disgusts me.
have a little wankdo a little pooget down tonight
Had a gf when I was a teenager who knew a boy who died on his 18th birthday. He was trying to jump out of a moving car onto the back of a flatbed lorry and got fucking annihilated in the process. Obviously a considerable amount of drugs were involved. Somehow I was in the wrong for suggesting he deserved to die for such stupidity, but all these years on I stand by it. Same as these mongs that are getting themselves and others obliterated by driving the wrong way down motorways, they absolutely deserve death and their families should be disgusted and ashamed of them.
>>225201340g p
>>225201340some boomer cunt almost ran me over with his mobility scooter the other day and then yelled at me like it was my fault, i hate old people
aff oot
Lowkey I think she raped them
>>225200918i'd shag her right up her bony clacker
i ent seen the blair witch project (1999). don't really like horror movies because i'm a bit of a nancy boy and get spooked easily x
Barty CrouchJUNIOR
>>225201410yeah same not seen it. Some of them I do manage to watch though but even then I watch on my laptop where I can quickly mute the audio during scary parts, I find this makes it a lot easier to watch
literally no idea what to do now until its time to cook
how can you be scared by a movie? you know it's just actors right? there are no scary monsters in real life?
>>225201441drink or do drugs lad, on the opioids at the minute myself x
how can you wank to gay porn? you know it's just actors right? there are no gays in real life?
>>225201459its 10am
>>225201444lmao ikr just close your eyes
>>225201460You are gay 190
>>225201466so? you're obviously not at toil if you're posting here so i assume that's not a concern
is there some sort of venn diagram for the australian posters like is the racist one also the druggie? and the family guy one? is it all one person?
>>225201489i have to use sharp knives later to cut difficult veg which i am not willing to do drunk
ANOTHER frasier?? oh channel 4 you are really spoiling us
>>225201507Wise. I once mutilated my fingers by trying to cut vegetables while on ketamine. Not a wise move.
>>225201507sensible
>in camp of the saints, the final chapters show non-European populations seizing control of major cities and factories, while a small group of white holdouts in a fortified enclave ("the Village") is eventually destroyed by the new provisional government. The book ends with a narrator writing from Switzerland—the last Western holdout—on the eve of its capitulation.
got all my indulgences out the way. had the wank, the cig, the beer, the /brit/ posts. now time to do something productive. but i don't know what.
watching a kenji making a spring veg gnocchi and he's peeling his broad beans which is a thing that has never occurred to me to do
>>225201541Cheers, stuck that on the tbr list
why did we leave the last thread at 286 posts
>>225201604perhaps many posts were deleted
>>225201507don't be a pansy lad, cooking while drunk is some of the best times i've had
>>225201599you'll read nothing
>>225201627We'll just see about that.
Is aussies funni?https://youtube.com/shorts/COD8CH-uUaI
yanks can't cross the road
feel sorry for the kids starring in that new harry potter series because the internet is going to bully the fuck out of them and they'll probably grow up to be schizo drug addicts
good morning lads i was woken up by a spam call but it's fine as i don't like the idea of sleeping in too much anyways x
>>225201680reckon they'll be alri
mum went to bed last night at 1 and accidentally left the dog in the garden I feel fucking awful because I got woken up at 4 am because I heard barking but I just assumed he was downstairs so didn’t bother getting up
>>225201679i think they have this is japan as wellbewildering
>>225201660
>>225201680the one they cast as ginny was already sacked for some reasonbe weird growing up knowing you could have been a millionaire set for life but it was snatched away from you for some reason
>>225201698at least it was warm last night
>>225201660scr they're just like the aussie posters here
i fear it may be a go outside day today
Gio scotti kind of fell off
a second coffee perhaps
>>225201698sc done that little mutt
can no longer reliably tell if the neighour and his dog are out, usually if there was no car outside his house that meant a short respite with guaranteed silence but now there's no car but I can see his dog perched atop something in his yard
>>225201679use the crosswalk you fucking savagesfucking bongoids wandering the streets randomly
still reeling from the terrible poo i birthed earlierlord know what i ate to produce that unholy mess
rorke's da quitting his job as a binman to become a full time investor in shiny pokemon cards
can I use my middle name as if it’s apart of my surname?
>>225201806Mine have been concerningly greasy recently, just every time I'm wiping for ages. Not impressed with the situation.
>>225201756she got big, renounced nazis and got skinny again last I heard
>>225201706Ginny Sack?
>>225201823depends on the context I guess. Like if you're applying for a driver's licence or a passport or a bank loan then no, you may notbut if you're just getting some shite delivered from amazon then yeah crack on
>>225201823you can do what you like mateyou are the king of your castle
>>225201835my estimation of her as an actor just fuckin plummeted
melonie mac is super fit and hates faggots and trannies, wish i could root her up the vagina
>>225201837I mean like I want it to become part of my name like if someone is talking about me they’d say [first name] [middle name] [surname]
all wanked out
>>225201871like samuel ell jackson
Well rorke?
Doing a read:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faint_young_Sun_paradox
ariana, pink pantheress and deer posters (singular) appearing at once, yet again
dead tired of all these nouveau-christfags going around chanting "christ is king", gives me the fear to be honest
>>225201892a wizard did it
>>225201885Exactly
Think we could probably solve a lot of societies ills by liquidating anyone over a certain BMI. Hate fatties and their drain on society, don't think any of them contribute anything really. Reckon if they knew that law was coming in suddenly they'd find the ability not to eat cake all day.
>>225201919it's all a bit performative
he wants a double barrelled surname to appear posh
the singular ariados poster
>>225201919gayest shit ever
>>225201942>performativeexactly the word i wanted to use in my post but drew a blank on, cheers
Imagine writing something like Frasier. 10 years of your life and you and your family are set for life off the royalties
>>225201947arachnid grande
Rorke continues his candid explanations and his rampage, shooting, strangling, and beating his victims to death. His murders often involve robbery and theft. His victims include women, the elderly, immigrants, and postmen (his favourite targets). He enjoys killing a postman at the start of each month because they tend to have parcels with money and other goods he can steal. He also enjoys killing women because he claims they do not fight back as much. However, rorke also kills a landlord who rudely evicted one of his friends, and when he kills an immigrant night watchman at a construction site, he expresses concern that the construction company hired the African employee for unscrupulous reasons (before launching into his own racist tirade and requesting the film crew expose the body’s genitals). At the same construction site, rorke points out where he killed and buried two Muslims, and explains that he made sure to entomb their bodies in a wall that faces Mecca.
>>225201965ten years writing a mega-popular TV sitcom is nothing to sniff at in terms of work expenditure thoughthey probably worked harder in those 10 years than many people do in a lifetime of dossing about in a pretend job
Might go work in antarctica
>>225201965reckon i'd become miserable if i made so much money that i no longer had to toil, i reckon that's the reason billionaires always keep trying to make more money even though they have way too much
I like thinking how the missus and I's ancestors would have tried to kill each other in some jungle foxhole
Is 10:40 too early to get the lawn mower out at the weekend?
fapping my tiny indian penis
>>225202003you have to psychological tests and stuff beforehand to make sure you won't go crazy while over therealso do you think a lot of the workers and research scientists who go there while in relationships back home have extramarital affairs while living on base away from home for 6+ months at a time?
Why are Jews seething so much about a building being destroyed in the middle east 2000 years ago and taking it out on the entirety of Europe when it was a bunch of people incidentally related to Italy, who in actual fact were middle easterners themselves who were responsible for destroying it
>>225202028nahhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791020507786293.webm
might change my name to something fancy like lorenzo de winter and walk around my shitty boarded up town in a double breasted suit jacket and cape like i own the place
trannies remind me of fingers from cyberpunk
my father is a freemason, he said freemasonery has been around since the beginning of time and that it has something to do with the temple of solomon. I don't talk to him anymore
>>225202093isn't this just John Waters, the film director?
>>225202093Australians remind us of The Simpsons episode which did them in so thoroughly
>>225202093you live in a 50% european country
think i'll fry off my aromatics first then dump them in a bowl then do my mince and then dump everything back together
>>225201991Louis Theroux doing Jim face at the camera while this is happening
>>225202117aye>>225202118>>225202126troons detected
>>225202028no its practically midday get that shit roaring at 7am and if anybody says anything tell them fuck off and read the noise act 1996
he lives in a 50% european country
get your rat out
Cheeky cunts
>>225202133>do my mincetaking time out of your cooking, I see
>>225202140
>>225202163aha i do like put some music on and get a fruity while im cooking
>>225201823You can whatever you want honey x
screaming these freaks have a cheek to show their faces in here acting all tough
>>225202108very unhinged reason not to speak ro your father. freemasonry is a harmless piss up
>>225202093cdpr made all the gay and tranny niggas in this game evil bastards didn't they
Pom still seething at us is he
>>225202180is this your latest obsession heathermong
have you ever been on a hot air balloon?
>>225202199screaming you are rattled and no im not hp
>>225202199
just remember i bought mixed mushrooms rather than chestnuts yesterdayhope theres a cheeky king oyster or two in there
Supposed to be going to London today but am still sat in my smelly flat not getting ready
>>225202188claire is a tranny and if you complete her side quests she gives you her truck which has a tranny flag painted on the back
What's a good and topical Halloween costume for 2026. I think it will be a giant pumpkin.
>>225202244>herexcuse me, his*
The correct demonym for a person from Monaco is Monégasque
>>225202188judy is gay and shes my wifeand kerry is my husband
>>225202216don't understand how to read this graph
SCREAM
>>225202186That's not the reason, that's just a random fact
>>225202215>>225202225every white nation on earth is demographically irrecoverable at this point idk why you're pointing fingers at us
>>225202247can't really go wrong with a skeleton or a pumpkin, timeless halloween classicshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791021205417926.webm
put 60,000 miles on my car in 3 years
had a headache earlier but i took some paracetamol and now i'm fine
>wake up>enter /brit/>the slimy little creatures who keep this place alive overnight havent slunked back into their dank pits yet and are fighting with the antipodeans again
>>225202197I don't understand why this freak who whinges about "poms" comes to /brit/ when his whole identity is not being a "pom"
>>225202247>What's a good and topical Halloween costume for 2026how about going as AI
>>225202283because you act like yours isn't you did this yesterday
>>225202244Yeah after she tries to guilt you into helping her kill someone for the murder of her husband which may have not really even been murder. I made a mod that removes the flag from the back and from the inside, as well as the bunny thing on the front, and the NexusMods tranners took it down. Wasn't even on a transhater ting, just don't like tat on my cars.
>>225202283it's just funny, think it has went under the radar how non white pozztralia isamerica tier wog hellscape
carmong loves his car and drives everywhere in it, even round the corner to the shop
ann finnacum
can’t go down because there are people in my house have to stay in my room for another 2.5 hours
>>225202291screen on mine is broken so I don't even know anymore. Also I don't know how much petrol is in the tank so I just fill it up when the petrol light comes on, which is thankfully analog and separate from the screen
>>225202317do you think every aussie flag is the same poster
>>225202322or you could just not drive the thing, it's a truck that's not particularly fast so why would you want to? prefer motorcycles me
Whinging poms ITT whinging at us, grim
>has went
oh dear looks like the ozempic jabs have caught up to allison hammond wonder if she regrets them yet
dou you ever do the camera trick with your dick so it looks like its about 11 inches long and then when she comes over she refuses to have sex with you because its not as big as the picture
>>225202356not seeing it because i've filtered british flags
>>225202351It's a fun off-road truck
>>225202373me when bladee >.<
>>225202368better to live 5 years as a normal person than 50 as an obese cow
>>225202340you're not talking your way out of thisit was you
consider the kingfisher
>>22520235654%
>>225202368Didn't she say she never used weight loss drugs?
>>225202301it's just heathermong
>>225202375I shall do the same
>>225202389i certainly am considering it
Morning, goyim
Corrr here they are.
>>225202375screauingb
the australians are running awaycan't handle it, can they :/
>>225202391Yeah most of them don’t want to admit it. Coincidence she’s been massive her entire career and slims down as the jabs come out
>>225202423i'd spend my entire income of those if i lived there
>>225202391probably, that is the sort of tripe an 90IQ person would indeed say and expect others to believe because she can't fathom that others can see things which run contrary to her own statements
My queen
>>225201039>dogbergPost his snout>>225201706>for some reasonFor being ginger
Does it really matter if she had help from fat jabs if she's now healthier for it?
>>225202389last year i got bored and went to look for one of these every saturday for 4 weeks then i found one and that was that
>>225202438The fella who lives on the house on the right posts in the live chat for the stream, he knows all the women too.
>>225202462gp
>>225202465link?
>>225202462was it by water?
australian haters are never good posters themselves are they always the hateful autistic obsessive types
>>225202457Not really
might start a gimmick where I suck up to australians
>>225202462I went looking for a kingfisher then I found a kingfisherAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
if I have kids I’m gonna push them into private equity so they can make bare money unlike my stupid fucking parents who never pushed me to anything now I make £33k
>>225202483that's been a forced meme at least since american hiroshimoot said he didn't like them
might buy a 2 grand telephoto lens to take pictures of birds in flight, use it a few times then let it gather dust
>>225202504i make £34k
what if you turned black every time you sneezed
>>225202521i make £35k
>>225202504>now I make £33kthat's plenty up north
>>225202477it was at the six mile water riverside path where everybody on facebook said you could see one
that's me shit, showered, and shavedhas to be done for the weekend ahead innit lads x
>>225202462I saw one completely by chance, they really are incredibly fast and very vibrant blue
>>225202519my camera can't do that because it's 20 years old but I would also might like to do that
thought i had 7 beers but i had 6 so i have another 6 for tonight
>>225202553>>225202553>>225202553WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>225202527It’s fuck all anywhere
>>225202356You literally don't stop whinging about "poms". You pretend you're not British yet you spend your time in /brit/ with Brits talking about Brits. Your brain has been baked
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>>225202462See them once a week in the stream by me. Always nice
