"An excellent edition"
found a way to continue drinking beer while losing weight
>muh alcohol Tragic
No £33,000 a year is not “plenty” fucking anywhere you are an actual slave if you think it’s okay to live like this you should be striving for more
>>225202519I have this one that was like £300 2nd handNot the sharpest and very slow but the size and the price is lovely
>>225202577grow up vile boy
Australian Prime Minister John Curtin in a New Year's message published in the Melbourne Herald on 27 December 1941, three weeks after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, said:>Without any inhibitions of any kind, I make it quite clear that Australia looks to America, free of any pangs as to our traditional links or kinship with the United Kingdom.Both Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt were deeply unsettled by the public declaration, though for slightly different reasons.President Roosevelt’s reaction was frosty, viewing the declaration as a sign of weakness and a betrayal of Great Britain. He privately remarked that Curtin’s message "tasted of panic and disloyalty". Roosevelt summoned Australia’s minister (ambassador) to Washington, Richard Casey, for a private scolding. Roosevelt explicitly warned Casey that if Curtin thought this statement would ingratiate Australia with the United States, it would actually have the opposite effect.Winston Churchill was scathing of Australia's anxiety, viewing it as a lack of resolve. In private, Churchill remarked that Australians were "jumpy about invasion" because they came from "bad stock."
>>225202579Did you use gemini to type that
>>225202504You're misunderstanding how these lads who both descended from the aristocracy came to be investment managers in private equity firms in the modern era. It wasn't because their "stupid parents" pushed them, it's because they were both born with silver spoons in their mouths.If yer da's a window cleaner and your mum's a school dinner lady they won't matter one jot whether they push you to become an investment manager in a private equity firm because you're not cut from the right cloth. On your journey you will eventually run into a glass ceiling. You'll be in a room with 3 other applicants who all went to the same school, then the same uni, and all speak with the same accent, whose dad's all know one another and lo and behold it'll be them who make the cut while your application goes in the bin.
maked eggy soldiers with orange juice and coffe for breakfast :-3
Brucey losing his heed at the sight of this fella
every australian edition is excellent by default
>>225202595not thats just what my prose is like
>>225202602>:-3nigga are you a 45 year old furry
>>225202596Fuck that’s deep I didn’t even think about it like that ur right tho
Three poos already this morn, with a dozen disgraceful gusts accompanied. The hazards of the alcohol, rendered plainly.
big toe hurts
>>225202519already did thiseverything is a nine day wonder for menever stick to anything
>>225202623gaming and wanking are my staples
>>225202614projection
Might start rotating an image of a cow in my mind
most of my money goes in the ISA
I would eat Emma Watson's doo doo.
got x files on
don't care what Curtin said. strayan politicians are all weird and useless. also, neither americans nor russians are human.
>>225202638most of mine goes into my landlords bank account
What are some good game & panel shows? Been enjoying 1% Club. Should I give taskmaster a go?
>>225202596ok but all those posh lads who come from posh families, there families weren’t ALWAYS posh like if you go back thousands and thousands of years they were a peasant nobody and one person in their lineage decided to change that so I could be that one person
stupid German supermarket, they don't even have beef stock or beef tallow
>>225202612/brit/ when they see an unsucked aussie cock
>>225202652Yes mate that's what you need in life, more goyslop.
>>225202637him want the poonaniand me know it nice
>>225202652very different show but yehget on only connect if you have a brain
>>225202652Taskmaster is good but they overdo it
>>225202623I'm like this.Think it's a matter of finding the right gimmick for most
Been some concerning sleeping this week
you can absolutely get a £150k a year job with the big 4 even if you come from a council flat in the most rural backwater hamlet even inhabited by man. but it will cost you your life and all the hours in it
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>225202682£150k a year before tax is not enough
>>225202678alkie? that's my sleep when i'm in a bout of binging
>>225202654Bulgaria played it smart in WW2, they didn't take part in Barbarossa
>>225202473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8rrLjiHYWg
>>225202623adhd
my eggs are lovely
>>225202692have been drinking a bit yeahhealthy living is what i need
>>225202678the very screen telling you about your sleep is taking it from you
>>225202596only journey youve ever taken is to the dole office and back
scranning a sausage bap
>>225202700what a thrilling life you lead
>>225202645What about Paul Keating? he seems to obsessively hate Britain
sniffing a sausage brap
>>225202729I can balance a life with watching YouTube videos
>>225202652>>225202668Thing with taskmaster is that the quality is heavily, heavily dependent on the contestants and how well they gel together. And since it's the same group for the entire season, if it's a bad group then that whole season is a write off.Most if not all modern seasons of the show will have at least 1-2 token browns or disableds as well so as time passes the likelihood of getting a good batch of contestants decreases. But with all that said, if it is a good batch then the show is really enjoyable and funny. You just have to be cut-throat about which seasons you will and won't watch because of a poor batch of contestants.
>>225202698it's funny cause we ended up with more territory than we started
right well thats my second coffee drunki think a spot of washing up and a tidy up and then we start some cooking prep
(to the tune of "i want candy" by the strangeloves)i want poo and weedoo doo doo doo dooi want poo and weedoo doo doo doo doo
wtf stath lets flats isn't on channel 4 anymore
>>225202661Nah I'm just bored of "prestige television" and want some comfy enjoyable things to watch.>>225202665Only Connect? Okay might give it a goSidenote but never got the appeal of Pointless. always found it a bit boring 2bh
>>225202747prep the bull while you're at it
>>225202700cor that brapper
>>225202740wtf!!!!
every other article on the bbc is about celebrity traitors. do the goyim even watch this shit i thought they only turned on love island and im a celebrity
>>225202740your life IS watching youtube videos
>>225202764no bulls or any other animal products in my housei do have a leather jacket but thats from before i realised it was evil
>>225202764No one mentioned anything about cuckold shit.
charlie is sexydo you think he feels a bit demoralised when he does the IRL meets and all the supporters that turn up are retarded cattle?
>>225202774Tell you what my life isn't - seething of a Saturday night on 4chan
>>225202730idk anything about him. tony abbot was based.
>>225202774johnny tightlips whered they hit ya
>>225202764grow up little boy
thought my trim was dead but i washed it and it looks alright nowlife is full of surprises x
>>225202793oooooshagged firmly up his pozzie arse hole
>>225202773the beeb are impartial mate how dare you suggest that after spending 200 million quid of licence fee paying retards' money on celebrities for their latest goyshow I mean gameshow they then dedicate 80% of their news media coverage to the same who to drum up interest quite frankly it's a baseless accusation
>>225202806rotund berg
>>225202806Catberg looking chunky x
>>225202700corrrr these two would get it
>>225202806fat nigger
>>225202700That girl in the red shorts has gone now
>>225202816not very nice
i'd pick both of these bbws up in my corsa
>>2252028241.4?
>>225202823sorry x
>>225202804My hair is so long it’s insane
>>225202824where is this chunky lady street how do i find it
>>225202824couple bags of fertiliser in the front seat to even out the weight ratio I reckon
>>225202841>>225202700
>>225202816screamed
sorted my pokemon cardsx
>>225202776How do you cope with having to take medicines knowing they practically all ride on the backs of animal testing? Is it something that ever crosses your mind?
I'm on a sea dog poo dietI eat dog poo and I can't see lmfao
might pop the blacked on
I'd sniff Emma Watson's farts, shag her, and eat her shit.
>>225202867which scene?
>>225202877go to bed
>>225202788The mindless goy is exactly the sort of person they will need. The likes of the greens, everyone is a pseudo intellectual mong. But it's better to have an army of passionate grugs. WW1, the British empire, medieval barons and kings all had an army of low class grugs.
>>225202764>>225202781>>225202802
>>225202853ever cum on them
>>225202878kendra sutherland x
He's a ladyWhoa-oa-oa he's a lady
>>225202857i cant remember the last time i had medicineto answer your question i think animal testing is also evil and should be abolished if you take things far enough then probably everything in my home relies on animal exploitation at some stage but i cant just entirely opt out of society
pranpriya <3<3<3
>>225202746Became a russian vassal though
>>225202897no
>>225202937>i cant just entirely opt out of societytrue enoughyou're a good lad, doing what you can. don't think I could be a full time vegan myself
hello?
>>225202951ok
>>225202788Just left wing trope that right wings are all mongs and left wings are all intellectual
>>225202965*shines a blacklight over your eeveelution cards and blinds everyone in the room*
>>225202975Hello
>>225202979done him
>>225202994hi ianberg
Hello Ian
>>225203000im not gonna shag you mate
>>225203024I will
>>225202885I am in bed, and indeed I am farting.
>>225203029:D yay
got the heating on and the windows openthey do this in germany to make all the stale, evil air flush out the windows and fresh clean air come in. If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me
>>225202951the famous Islamic warriors
>>225202788is that gary eats in the back left
>>225203049:3c
lf2m gang orgy polycule gay porn bumwank edition
the media unironically reporting this blatant false flag bollocks with zero scrutiny
soyllennials love exclamation marks and smiley faces
>>225203043she's not even that attractive
>>225203076nigga name literally huminahuminahum
Waited plenty of time now time to get the lawnmower out
>>225203085She’s gorgeous you poofter.
>>225203040Odin kitty very wise and also lovely
>>225203093sss
>>225203076Ah yes because it’s so implausible that some sand jeet would commit terrorism
>>225203093
>>225203076why care or post about it? not like it bares any consequences on your grotty little incel life
>>225203040Wotanic creature
>>225203079We do! :) is it uncool to use them with the zooms? :(
>>225203114off you fuck nasseem
>>225203096pretty faceboring body
>>225203114useless post
>>225203131>>225203141fuck up niggers
>>225203117That's Wotan himself!!
nice cool, crisp, clear autumn day out there yep but I won't be leaving the house as I do not have any friends or a girlfriend so I'd just be walking about aimlessly by myself for a couple hours then coming home, having achieved nothing and met no one
lidl AI
But how does this personally affect you
>>225203163going to the cut the grass me
any gaybos in?
>>225203163nice to get a breath of fresh air isn’t it
>>225203179youyour dadyour granda
>>225203179more of a festy poofcunt myself
monetary rape should be a thing, impossible to consent to Deliveroo offers when i am hungry and I should be able to receive compensation 2+ years afterwardssimple as
right then
wish cinemas still had intermissions so you could duck out for a wee without missing anything
>>225203221cinema seats are soft and absorbent for a reason x
>>225203221im terrible for thiscan easily go for a wee three times in a film if im having a drinkthe home kinoviewer wins again
>>225203221just have a catheter installed at all times
>>225203221get a piss bag fitted
It's Caturday!
>>225203255catbergday
>>225203255:) i miss my cats so much
>>225203255catberg on a mad one!
>>225203255
poo for tea
>>225203261Blackbergs
Don't let Rorke know who actually won the crusades. Would break his little heart
having a few niggers arseholes for an after dinner treat
i have never seeded a torrent in my life
>>225202742Have you got any recommendations for good seasons then?
>>225203286Screaming>>225203300Screaming>>225203315Screaming
>>225203362grow up
>>225203362screaming and pooing in my hands and flinging it in nans face at this post
>>225203337Seasons 11, 14, and 20 are pretty goodI've not just plucked these from my arse either I've watched those three recently-ish and can tell you they're all decent.
done my washing up and my clean up and now my kitchen is spotlessready for me to get it all filthy again
grown arse men talking about fucking cats god help us
>>225203411love a good 'berg so i do
>>225203411
>>225203411what about big cats
>>225203430
>>225203445lovely bit of AI slop there let me just gobble that right down gobble gobble gobble
>>225203445booba seems a bit saggy for her age
>>225203411begone newfag
>>225203502
>>225203468Stop watching porn
>>225203514this is copyright u are on strike 2
>>225203517Borke has some great footwork
>>225203517
plenty of lads uglier than me can get shags but i can't because i have a repulsive personality
>>225203461blud a turkey
>>225203528
>>225203411faggot
>>225203528what does that have to do anything? they're objectively saggy tits, also probably AI generated
>>225202951literally never in my life seen anyone like thiswho is this supposed to parody?
>>225203536You can't Bradley yourself. That is not how it works.
just ate the largest plate of pasta in historygonna have to be a double espresso lest the pasta puts me in a long stuporous postprandial nap
>>225203581im having pasta later
university called me about graduate outcomes and i just hung up the phone feel bad nowwhy you ringing me though leave me alone
>>225203596stick to 75-100g per platedon't be a fat mong like me and eat 250g in one go
blood in the poo again award
>>225203624made for it
>>225203605The woman on the other side probably felt really guilty for bothering you and generally upset after you hung up on her. She was thinking "I'm just politely collecting data to improve our services. It's my job" :(Hope you have a terrible day you cunt.
>>225203612am doing lasagne so it'll be like 9 or 12 sheets i think
>>225203648Fuck her
>>225203650lasgnes not pasta its some other shit
>>225203538cant pretend to be excited about things me reckon thats a problem
>lasgnesnice one bruce. extremely useful post!
>>225203666is pasta
how i post on /brit/
Haha alright good morning lads!Think ill start watching Mr Inbetween today
>>225203648it was an asian british man
>>225203693rorke's battlestation
Hey maybe the normal gene is those ladies who cut their cocks into vaginas
>>225203709Nice one, Mr Chong's day was ruined.
just don't understand the gay pride thing at all, why would you want to go around having parades where you make sure everyone knows that you like putting your cock in other men's bumholes?
>>225203729you 12?
>>225203729because its nothing to be ashamed of
Done a shit
>>225203729Some of them like copping it up the arse too mate
>>225203755vilecould never be me
>>225203730i'm not unfortunately for you, i know how much you benders like little boys
remember when people set their own songs as ringtones?
>A woman has been banned from driving after being caught over the drink-drive limit on an e-scooter. Amy Clarke, 30, of College Road in Eastbourne, was arrested in Grange Road, also Eastbourne, on February 15, after officers spotted her riding dangerously.
>>225203768playground level insult
>>225203774I still do that this is my ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImULaSeuAc8
right
>>225203791observe a lot of playgrounds do you?
um thats goatse
gay sex is hot tbfdominating another mans arse? nothing more masculine
>>225203729>>225203768its 2026 mate at least talk about chemsex and trannies grooming people online or some shit you sound like a 50 year old with the 1980 anti gay rhetoric
>>225203788how long was she banned from driving? i crashed my car while off my nut on xanax a few months ago and i only got 2 months licence suspension
>streaming in melina cosplay>"W miquella"CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bruce almost certainly getting a 3 stretch off the back of that vile post
>>225203774mad how people fell for that scamI was a kid and I always just went online and recorded a song off my speakers then set it as my ringtoneand my phone was a nokia so the idea that people only learned how to do that with itunes is absurd cope
>>225203825>whataboutismmate i have quite enough mental bandwidth to hate gays AND trannies
>>225203831You live such a grim life for fuck sake lmao
GTA VI lets you carry cocaine and you can snort it at any time ok this is confirmed by the ratings system so don't worry about that ok
fs i was eating a bacon toastie didn't need to see that
thats bradse
luv em x
>>225202788screaming at rorke to the right in his rorke's drift helmet
>>225203872*
15 years for taking down a ULEZ cameraMeanwhile nonces get suspended sentencesBurnhamsBritain
call people gay and posting goresounds like a /b/tard from 10 years ago
EINSTEIN A GO GO
hate when leftypoo accuses people of 'spreading hate'hate is a verb, the noun you're looking for is hatred
>>225203895Think you may have missed some important context
wtf i'd been off /brit/ for a while and didn't know you'd changed PMs and had no clue who this burnham fella was you were on about
BurnhamsBottom
florence pugh has got her tits out in that east of eden
how the fuck did the goatse replies get deleted but the pic itself is still up KEK
>>225203852I'm having fun. I don't get my kicks starting random fights for no reason
>>225203928number 10 south
>>225203937You have fun by watching streamers all day and taking screenshots of their stream and posting it here saying "CORRRRRRR" you sound like Steven Dawson you fucking spazCan tell you've never shagged in your life you utter virge
>>225203904insults and unpleasant images?thats not the 4chan i know!
>>225203915He didn’t hurt anyone
>>225203934she was better looking with long hair
>>225203958haha you're gay *posts pic of gaped arsehole*you: based
nth for the gyaldem
>>225203962she's had her lips done as well :(
>>225203895And thats a minimum term sentence so he can’t get paroled after 7.5 years.
>>225203974failing to see any contradiction here
>>225203988grow up
>>225203960He blew up a fucking ULEZ camera mateHe made an IED is what he did
would it be possible if everyone in the house could just FUCK OFF for a couple hours and let me be alone?
you may refer to me as this nation's saving grace
i am loving life! (not really but yk)
>>225203937>>225203955He's being harsh but he is correct, no one gives a fuck about your parasocial relationship with streamers. Watching streams is grim as fuck anyway, just play the game yourself or watch a film instead.
Your reputation is all you have
>>225203962Mid
czech women are sex
Filled up my oils so now I'm all ready to cook
>>225203955don't give a toss. the F1 is finished and no football today, I'll watch the stream and browse social media(4chan and twitter) like you and the rest of us>>225204023I don't post for other anons, if I want to CORRRRRRR post I will. free will nigga
any non-sex-having man in
cant think of any woman who looks better with short hair
>>225204050Skye Blue
>>225204050ice spice
>>225204050portman
>>225204050Natalie Portman. Any woman with elite facial aesthetics
Elle Fanning's Big White Ass
>>225204071>>225204070'
the a-teamthe a-teami see the a-team
>>225204039how many times are you going to make this exact post mate its fucking pathetic you obviously care deeply about what people here think if you're blogging about it in the first place
>>225204081If Hitler had won...
>>225204081
>>225204038what are you making, I'm making pilau/pilaf at the moment
>>225202505>>225202505>>225202505>>225202505if youre all just waiting for the new then lets have an early RECYCLE
>>225204071that might be flattest chest i's ever seen
Saw a pretty mid dog yesterday (Belgian malnois)The woman and a guy with them saw me and was like errr oh no. The dog was maybe a bit into me. This after I was wondering if I only like dogs that are out of my leagueDon't know if the two were on a relationship (to fuck the girl) and idk how to ask but maybe I'll go get some pussy eventually by a salty girl who doesn't have a bf >>225204071Very bladed body. I would never cheat on her for the other girls sake
>>225204071Aryan Beast
incredible
>>225204103if I did I would've stopped at the sixth or seventh sperg out
What if two siblings, with a dog, went and got me as their pet dog for the girl
>>225204157birb
