Cornell edition
Consider semen retention.
>>225205607excuse me i asked you a question about this homely tart and i'd like a response
day 12 of semen expulsion
>>225205661Not familiar with this breed of bird
isnt she 6'2?
>>225205626do you ride a horse with no name?
might dress up as Foden's dead trophy cabinet for halloween
>>225205701Too soon!!
hate americans more than any other people, always have. want to be back in Europe.Let me in ffs half the brexitmongs are dead already
>>225205666Shes a giantess that raped 7 young men
letting go of all my negative feelings to make space for some fresh new negative feelings
>>225205666I find her somewhat comely, to each their own. We'll find agreement on the matter of the description of tart thoughtbeit
>>225205701That is bang out of order mate
>>225205714Europe is transitioning from an American vassal to a Chinese vassal.
>>225205714you have a british flag thoughever
need to do a wash tomorrow as i have no clean t-shirts
>>225205715grimguys will shag anything
Haha his head fell off
smoking some mariweedna
>>225205696Yes
>>225205715that's a huge bitch
SIX FOOT FIVE, HARD AS FUCKHE GETS THE REDS EXCITEDI WANT ZLATAN TO SHAG MY ARSEWE'RE FRUITY MAN UNITED
sticking my finger up my tiny liney whiney hiney hole
>>225205760Part of my childhood just died
>>225205775no you’re not
>the only two white men who attended the group-sex didn't take part and just watchedit's so bad. two white men invited a white girl over to do hard drugs and watch her have sex
>>225205723to each their own indeed, she looks like eric stoltz to moi
>>225205765would be fun
somehow gingerpedo returned
>>225205745so?
>>225205761about to do the same and wank to gay furry incest porn x
>>225205765>>225205715>>225205607>you're right it'll get better and u think everyone's jus jealous of us.. but also like everyone needs to grow up cause sexuality and sex and is changing and stuff like this is going to become more common,, i'm also really open minded tho. i luv u king,, also tell anyone who gives u shit that i'll actually beat them up that don't want the smoke i promise
>>225205803hate women who say they want to travel the world
my life a giallo
>>225205661No my abdomen still hurts from not jerking off for 16 hours yesterday but ai keeps hinting at doing this to find a gf and do puppy training
where's the grangler
6'7 bbwwould chop off my dick to smell her farts just once
mad that women, or foids as some like to call them, live in their feelings as supposed to men who merely experience them
any updates on fodingz x
>>225205803Ridiculous that she's unemployed, should be working as a gladiator and crushing weak mens skulls between her thighs for the entertainment of the masses.
>>225205821when i get stoned i become extremely attracted to fat girls for some reason and wank to BBW porn. noelle easton is my favourite but she lost a lot of weight sadly
>>225205793can tell you've spent very little time in your life interacting with other people
>>225205803Corr
>>225205803would
weird incel niggas say shit like >225205852 then wonder why they will never ever have sex
>>225205858homeless and destitute
>>225205864>DO NOT POST THE NEWS STORYokay lil bro
>>225205803O.o
thought the front pages of porn sites couldn't get any worse when all the featured videos were either interracial or degenerate piss gangbangs or lesbian stuff (which i find boring), but now it's even worse because it's all AI videos. why must my fellow coomers have such shit taste?
>>225205830apparently this was the trauma talking
fart nigga
corrr abras is a bit of alright isnt she
>>225205900Is it true it is illegal for small tits girls in Australia to make porn because they entice and allure pedos?
go on
>>225205760Like how do you like even overuse the word like in text cause like isn't that like just a filler word people say like when they're just like speaking?
any new ruby arse shots?
>>225205900ai slop is better than the homemade fat harry indian porn ive been seeing
>>225205884why does interracial sex fantasy constitute a news story in your mind? how did you end up like this
>>225205843*stabs you*
small titties also need love but they better have a big ass
>>225205936Replied to the wrong man I did, yes I did didn't I
>>225205936how do you manage to reply to the wrong post on 4chan
>>225205945because it isnt a fantasy in her own texts she stated the only two white men there "didn't really do anything"
Mad how everyone on reddit seems to be capable of only viewing one single issue. We're poor because of immigration or because of billionaires or because of covid. It isn't allowed to be the jews over there. Can't be a combination or that and more, it's just one thing and they'll go red in the face arguing with others and calling them stupid.
>>225205924i think technically yes but no one is enforcing it
>>225205661slept 3 hours in 2 nights, don't have time to spaff with all these tabs
>>225205969no one knows what you're talking about you fucking retard
>>225205994it's in the fucking op you spastic read the room
>>225205661did it for 8 months
>Mad how everyone on reddit seems to be capable of only viewing one single issue. We're poor because of immigration or because of billionaires or because of covid. It isn't allowed to be the jews over there. Can't be a combination or that and more, it's just one thing and they'll go red in the face arguing with others and calling them stupid.
would love to be a smith in medieval europe, smashing away on an anvil dipping the buttplugs or whatever they were making in water
>>225205964Was going to reply to the Finn but decided not to bother when I saw a post I wanted to reply to more, however didn't change out the post number>>225205994Everyone in here is talking about the Cornell 7 son
nth for the gyarudem
might have to get a fat 18 year old gf who I can train up to be normal
>>225205980how even would they? imagine cops pulling up to porn studios with big pairs of calipers doing phrenology measurements on women's tits to make sure they're big enough
>>225206033She looks fit in some pics
>>225205715>>225205803CORRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>225206039you bloody fool
>>225206018could you imagine living next door to one the noise would drive you mad
>>225206072you wouldnt be home all day like you are now
>>225205714What does your hatred of Americans have to do with Breturn?
>>225206033>slutty enough to have 7men run a train on her>not slutty enough for analTerrible
>>225205858dooming on city's whatsapp with the rest of the squad
>>225206072not my problem *TING TING TING TING TING*
If I was stupid enough to buy my first home on a busy main road someone else will too. I think everything will be ok in the end.
>>225206060how do you manage to be so fucking off-putting i really hope you do this on purpose
>>225206092I would imagine a blacksmith would end up crippled and broken due to their work
the alien abductors giving me hot dogs and providing a small human looking toy for me to play with
>>225206087breaking news, the identity of male numer 3 has been revealed to be rorke
Dutch women are taller than me but it's hot
>crippled and brokenktim
mad how we're just flesh machines
>BREAKING: Andy Burnham has announced that it will soon be illegal to purchase homes on a busy main road. Sky NewsI'd hate to be someone with a house on a busy main road
hahaha remember when 4chan all thought professor jiang was a genius for about five minutesgullible dummies
im finally going to escape from the facility tonight
>>225206035we don't really have proper porn studios here i don't think, it's a bit of a legal grey area
I have a crush on someone in here but I'm not going to say who teehee :3 I've already gossiped about it with some posters so they know!
>>225206118that would apply to most modern trades/industrial production toils wouldn’t it
>>225206109it's a you problem, not mine
>>225206162escape from wollongong
better get to it
anal nitrate
might go to chinaman’s knob, australia
>>225206183gp
yilmaz
>>225206096You will eventually get used to it I'm sure, bit dumb though. I looked at a house close to an A road and one that lorries go down and binned them off because of it. Get yourself in a nice quiet mews lad.
>>225206166true actually angela white is literally the only aussie pornstar and she works for the yanks
Tonight I will kill again, this time in Dungeness.
>>225206239any abo pornstars yet?
>>225206224>quiet mewsme when I'm catberg and I want to tell my owner somethimg
good afternoon my little abhorrent paedophile incels
>>225206252rspca wouldn't be happy
>>225206220for me it's yildiz but berta decided against the transfer
Let's get it on.Let's make some moves.The time is right.
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Absolutely despise it with the normie fucking trades coming on the internet and making bullshit gay videos about heir job for "passive income" like that's all they think about with the internet and stocks and we wonder why there is inflation. I can't wait for AI to train on that data and take their jobs. If I wanted to learn about your faggot job I'd go read a book
*surreptitiously googles rspca*
30 years old but mentally still feel like I'm 16 years old
>>225206312Ktim
*Googles nonce amine nonce sex *
>>225206312ktim
imagine technically not taking part in the gang rape because the woman asked you to leave
>>225206272Hiya
>aminebradley walsh image where he's doing an exaggerated amused or bewildered look due to a poster of /brit/ having a typo
need a sophie gf
>>225206299fake news
brimful of ashens on the 45
Going to eat some biscuits now
>>225206370this wasn't that funny at allone episode and you've got what is there
jism
I had a dream where I bought the four loko celebration flavour so I'm gonna go get up and buy the four loko
bradley welsh image that’s been distorted to the point of being nonsensical green arrow of a post mentioning nonce
>>225206347rorke type shi
>>225206239savannah bond
>>225206394what ones?
>>225206312it's going to be a kaytimmothy james timmers from me
have you ever uninstalled a game because you played it too much and wanted to stop even though it was good?what was the game?
bought a four cheese coleslaw
>>225206360>>225206409meta................... i hate meta
>>225206442word of warcraft, diablo 2, tf2
i'm not generally interested in bum stuff, but there is something about morfydd clark that simply demands a cock up her arse
>>225206422would delight in pulverising your thick skull with a barrage of haymakers
Anyone see worms?
>>225206373>*smashes vantablack carbon atoms into open nitrogen bonds*
>>225206420james bonds illegitimate hoodrat daughter
>>225206463>>225206326luh all nighter*
>>225206458saw her bum in that saint maud
sobbing uncontrollably but im playing sporcle quizzes to calm myself down
might air fry my broc today with a little garlic and lemen
Women simply need a new hole or something of the sort I reckon, to keep them from getting stale
not seen any birds think they've all died
Fact:
Always cringe seeing an englisher from South Wales say he's actually Welsh despite his english accent and living in a majority english town and having
shagging the missus up the cloaca
looking at tits on google
>>225206458she's a squirmer if I ever saw one
>>225206499start fucking their ear
>>225206512died from cringing at the w*lsh mid-post, rip to him
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZWboAtHQUQs?si=sPdmRM_bZlnDA7x6Me waiting for bf and gf to come home...
>>225206520eh?!
>>225206521love em
Penis size is all that matters.You NEED more girth.
>>2252064993 holes is plenty to mess around with
>>225206537phwoar that’s a great tit
My Dad wants me to go to jewish but I don't want to. How do I get out of it?
>>225206527Roaring and howling
>>225206491Lmao they're illegal to kill you freak
eating poo
>>225206144and why would i trust what a flesh machine has to say
Whatever happened to Sara?
>>225206552Call him a hook-nosed international finance capitalist zhid
Imagine how nice the skeldergate bridge/bishy road/Clifford's tower part of York would be, if not for the ridiculous amount of traffic
The plan:>Wait it out in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road for a few years>(unfortunately) wait for inheritance >Sell house at a small profit. Even sell to break even if I must>Purchase a nicer house not on a main road and doesn't have any snags
1. Stab.2. Kill.Stab then kill.
>>225206592imagine how nice the whole west would be without any biomass
Insane how much nons- and women driving SUVs contributes to traffic
>>225206619wiggle wiggle wiggle~
>>225205607right well that’s yet another dream about the gf of 10 years agobrainberg please stop this torture
>>225206557seen this fella's erect wilson and breasts
The nice people online in my computer call me "based"
>>225206627cringed off my nut
>>225206619does she know?
>>225206643shes good at golf
>>225206595ok*drives my car through your living room window brownly*
>>225206619mid, below mid even
watching this guy ritchie thing with the eccentric criminals. it's pretty good so far lads, would recommend
>>225206660rorkes whippapotamus
>>225206527Start doing this
>>225206660kirkmobile
>>225206648day 1 of semen retention
>>225206672>whippapotamus
>>225206664the singular guy ritchie eccentric criminal fillum
too many women in it though
>>225206619ThanksI jerked off to this like 4 times since forgetting to save it
>>225206658well being a man gives him an advantage, more upper body strength and narrower hips allow for better shots
>>225206661bent freak
considering trying a radical new strategy where I work on my appearance and personality before meeting a woman instead of waiting until after I meet a woman
>>225206697my sisters much better at golf than i am
>>225206701mate if you want to wank yourself silly over ugly women be my guest
>>225206458white angel
SICK of you lot
>>225206716description of your sister's body?
>>225206716grim
>>225206736sort of like pregnant emma bunton
>>225206716eshuta?
>>225206736Covered in space tattoos
>>225206726>whiteshe's welsh mate
>>225206731get a coat hanger and wiggle your uvula, you'll feel better after purging
>>225206660Mad that they went with this design
>>225206765a literal angelic being
watching fincher's the girl with the dragon tattoo (2011)
supping a malbec and it has a certain nuttiness to it that i find rather shaggable
>>225206785>WAYN COFF>wank off
mate was bantering another mate at the pub last night about how he fingered his sister at a house party when she was 15 and they ended up doing a fight
>>225206785most woke thing ever conceived
>>225206785Have you go to the fat man and being tied to the bed part
watches rodriguez's the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl (2005)
>>225206799just a bit of banter between mates isn't it really saying you had your way with your mate's little sister back in the day then punching him over and over until he has injuries it's just bloke-y banter it's all very funny and normal behaviour between friends
>>225206425Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
raping a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch
>>225206815no it just started and i played air drums along to trent reznor's interpretation of immigrant song
>>225206785>hmm I'll write this about my teenage niece >yeah she get raped and fucked in the arse of course for story reasons>also the bad guys are heckin nazirinos
>>225206836this is actually possible
>>225206836Don't see how you gain any nutritional value from that
>>225206847nazis are bad guys by definition
Had an absolutely class time at a wargames convention last week with my friends and fellow creativesThis weekend the missus has dragged me to an out of town retail outlet and I am struggling
feeding the horsesberg
>>225206868
>>225206799did they make up afterwards?
Maya Jama is so beautiful that I don't find her attractive, if that makes sense?
>>225206873odd looking fella
free love
letting the rorke patch grow to a foot off the ground and volleying their heads off
>>225206888i like this one who looks like theyre wearing lipstick
>>225206861You must put your foot down and refuse to go shopping under any circumstances ever unless there is a specific item you need to buy, and then just do that and leave. Otherwise you're fucked. Maybe the answer is to find a bookshop and buy a book and then sit in a bar/restaurant and drink 12 pints while pretending to read but actually shitposting on here. It may be your only way.
makes you think
>>225206915what prisoners? i need a breakdown by ... youknow
>>225206926all male
>>225206907do you even actually like women
Ugh all the voices on classic FM have been really quiet today but all the music is playing fine. What's up with that?
if I got drunk and emailed Reform's policy suggestion inbox with a very evil and potentially illegal policy suggestion, will I get visited and told off by the police
She does look British-Swedish if I'm perfectly honest.
>>225206915FREE THE PAEDOS AND THE RAPISTS
>>225206939no i dont think soi uninstall games when i finish them or find them boring for the most parti had to uninstall rdr2 when i first got it because it didnt run on my computer but then i got a better computer and it ran just fine so i played it all the way through and even dipped my toes into red dead online
>>225206960faceblind spastic
sacked tranny rubbing receipt paper all over his massive hairy bollocks in an unhinged attempt to destroy his natural T production
>>225206939in my teens I was probably addicted to habbo hotel and used to play it all the time like for hours and hours after school every day, at the expense of not socialising with my peers and developing real social skills or relationshipsunfortunate in retrospect but really it was my parents' fault because I had undiagnosed autism and required their guidance rather than just being left to tinker on the computer
>>225206939ds3
>>225206999
>>225206999s
Male or female?
>>225206907The shopping centre to women is what the strip club is to men, just 'edging' different sins. For men it's edging the sin of lust, they go to the strip club to enjoy being aroused by imagining shagging the stripper. For women it's 'edging' the sin of greed and imagining buying all the stuff but then they don't even buy it.
>>225206940Very much I'm happily married but I would rather blow my brains out than wander round shops with one. It's cruel and unusual torture for men.
>>225206855Never said they werent
>>225206999shitting
>>225206865Whos bottom right?
>>225207017Very profound thank you for your time
>>225207068Howling Mutant
occasionally on my virgin walks I will go to retail centres and walk around by myself. I don't purchase anything or even look at the products I just walk around the place, walking through the shops, mainly passing the time and then I leave and come homeI do this because they say it's good for people like me to get out the house so I go to retail centres and walk around then come home
>>225206960Is she the completely mental one that lied about having cancer and stuff?
Microdosing dinner by eating a bag of crisps
>>225207016Either way I'm shagging it
>>225206983Bruce once against struggling with basic humour. Thought you Aussies were supposed to be funny?
>>225207016I think it's a woman
>>225207090I think you would be better served by walking round a nice park or woods. Visiting the temple of capitalism as a non-believer is doing you psychic damage
surviving a gas attack in ww1 because i've got a blocked nose
>>225207016Either way it's going in the arse.
>>225207016female
why are they so loud?
>>225207120you're supposed to tell an actual joke first
>>225207138Swings and roundabouts x
if the prem harms one whispy hair on Phil's arse then I swear to god.. x
>>225207124I do that as well from time to time but often when I'm walking in natural areas alone it makes women uncomfortable as I'm a man there by myself (even though I have no ill intentions)also I think it's better to be around many other people because I spend all my time at home alone so if I'm going to be leaving the house it makes sense that I should be near other people (just not lone women)
>>225207143dont know if this is one of those vague nonce posts or a vague racism post
>>225207138Small price to pay
>>225207146Here's a joke *holds up mirror to your face*
CRYING on a nigger's shoulder
>>225207143talking loudly on speakerphone about nothing is culturally important to them
>>225207138Wow 31,000 out of a population of 57.5MThat must have crippled the economy lol
>>225207090>I I I me me me
why don't itv edit their youtube videos down? i've just had to submit mutple segments on sponsorblock
>>225207090i used to go out and pretend i was like an open world game npc, like assassins creed or somethingwalking, reacting, sitting and doing tasks here and there, but backgroundgood for the mental health
>>225207183that's better x
>>225207208https://www.itv.com/contact/how-to-get-in-touch Stop being a coward your entire life
today's goalfes
Business idea: you press a button and windows which aren't open turn black, so that flies, wasps etc don't get stuck on windows that don't open because they can't understand glass
>>225207265>>225207265>>225207265
anyone else think dr pepper tastes a bit like bakewell tarts?
putting nigger babies through a spirialiser then throwing the accumulated nigger mush at passing niggers
>>225207138To this day their families, all Northerners, are dolespongers who are as big a drain on society as Pakis and Eritreans (and are far less intelligent)
ear-ly new
Jason and Lucia can carry drugs in their inventory and use it at any timePEGI says drug use is frequent and prominent in the games, with characters also able to take illegal drugs together ok so don't worry about it
>>225207210One of my friends used to pretend he was in assassin's creed when walking through crowds. Later discovered he was autistic.
>ketasults
>>225205838
>>225206072Kek
>>225206087The craziest part is that she felt confident enought to go to the police with this and tell them this whole weird, nasty story kek. What a creature. She would have been better off just telling them they held her down and raped her or had sex with her as she was asleep. Could've walked out of there with some pride, and also got the verdict she wanted
>>225206092Oh my GOD! You don't need to wack it that hard, you're doing it purposely
>>225206347In that situation you can do what you want. The social pressure to not kill the mood is too high
>>225206395Want to know something that is funny?
>>225206799Doing a fight hahaha. Did they really or did you make this up?
>>225206826I'll never understand these kinds of circles. Quite subhuman
>>225206950I was surprised that radio stations still exist, seems archaic. And you're mindless for listening. Would you put on half of those songs yourself? Would you have a conversation with the boneheads talking in-between
>>225207003Hi Phoebe, I didn't know you were on 4chan lol. What you up to?
>>225207175Don't give them attention. It's becoming an annoying trend and you're fueling it
>>225207208You watch itv. Kys
