Sex arse edition
Twitch stream tonight
everytime i enter the paki shop
hi
Have a bunch of chores to do and have made the executive decision that I will do them all tomorrow
>>225209036speaking of wanking and drinking one of those im about to do and one im already well underway with
How can i become an 18 year old woman feminine and beautiful?
Noisy Neighbour update: Day 28The yelling persists, I have opened up a 4th report with the council (pic related). Attached with the evidence below. We're going to win this lads.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791040578846112.mp4
>Eternally Yourslmfao
>>225209108
>Fuck off the boiler service>Fuck off the roof tilesNot the best advise with el nino on his way
gave it away with the eternally yours
>>225209108leave him alone
>eternally yours
Not doing Christmas this year, just fucking it off and going to Norfolk to look at the seals
>>225209108I thought this was a gimmick for the longest time
watching a whatifalthist video for the first time in a while forgot how mental he is
>>225209173
>>225209108>Eternally Yourss
me tek a poo out me bum and me smoke it all upme tek anotha poo, yea, and me gwan smoke dat all up
>>225209108>eternally yoursgay
>>225209173Sad. What about family?
I don't want to wait for my grandparents to die but it's literally the only way cI an buy myself a nice house
mad how that bird raped 7 guys
paki pizza on the wayyy its on the way de leds
>>225209239many thanks for supporting the genocide of the white english people
>>225209239you gonna top it with a bit of extra virgin and fresh baz?
>>225209227na, once they go into a carehome the houses must be sold to pay for it and you only get to keep about £10k i believe
>>225209239
>>225209108wotan
>>225209047RIP
>>225209265already virgin enough arent I
>>225209257dont think my paki pizza shop is doing that rorke
>>225209281its never too late to go extra virgin
>>225209242Bizarre
>>225209270Theyve put everything in trust, I believe.
>Please PLEAS Mr Local Council man make this disabled homeless PLEASE>Eternally yours>Jonathan >x
>>225209242why did you post this
stomp stomp clapstomp stomp clapwe will we willll rape you
Another doordash driver using a woman's name. So many weirdos working here illegally
eternally sneed
redpill me on Essex
>>225209330stop using delivery services
>>225209235she looks like she could do so
>>225209322why does his window need to be open?explain that for me
>>225209347Its a mutt. Its already too far gone to be helped.
>>225209217Dont really like them very much
>>225209347why
genuinely cannot imagine paying someone else to do my shoppingother people are terrible at shoppingi need to feel the heft of the aubergine to know if its worth sauteing
>>225209387i have an aubergine right here hahahaha xo
broken britain
>>225209387oh shut up you gay cunt
>>225209337its okColchester is one of (maybe the?) oldest towns in Britain and it's got lots of ruins and roman shite aboutSome cute seaside towns but I've not been in a long time and apparently a lot of them have been shitted up bigGot lost in Epping Forest once and it's haunted coz one of the kings used to let loose a bunch of peasant man and hunt them down with a crossbow so their ghosts hang about haunting it
>>225209401hope its a small one the big ones are too seedy and dont have the density required to cook well
>>225209406That's a 14 pc
Gonna die alone. May as well top myself
Mad how fit they are
>>225209362
Right then, before I spend the last of my money on her, can someone confirm that Lauren Alexis actually posts any fully nude stuff?
>>225209410>croat>calling ME gaylmao
>>225209445me watching the tour de yorkshire
>>225209445true
Really hating my newly purchased first home on a busy main road right now. The garden is disgusting. I know coming into winter it's normal, but it's all just grim. I am also hyper aware right now of all the small snags and stuff that I don't know how to fix
>>225209489just get a guy to do it that's what they're for you know
>>225209459nah she doesn't, i moved on from her years ago
>>225209489Maybe you could wing it with an AI?
>>225209278Wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing ends in a Jason Arday situation. That's not to say I want her to or that she deserves that, just saying that this level of national pariah-ism must be bad for a person's menthol elf. She's sat there knowing everyone across her country knows about her sexual proclivities. If she does cark it then it'll be a big payout for her family when they sue the government for her details leaking but still I'm sure they'd have their daughter still alive.
>>225209445black men? yes, most of /brit/ (not me) are homosexuals attracted to black men
How to eat picky bits cus only random stuff leftovers and half used tins and shit left. Threw it all one plate. Pickles, an egg, a banana, kidney bins, mackerel tin, some peanuts, washed down with oat milk and cow milk, with jam baguette for dessert.
>>225209445me watching educating yorkshire
hmoao
>>225209489just chunk her into bitsyou dont need to fix her all at oncea loose screw here a bit of weeding therebut thats part of owning a home its never "finished" theres always thing to improve or fix
>>225209489>buying property in Britain
>>225209489off topic but i also live on a main road>look outside at anytime of the day>only see non whites
>>225209514na she has a bf who loves her i believe so he will need her alive to get part of the cash payout
porn looks nice but imagine how grim it must be to shag when you've got like 7 fully-dressed people standing around watching you and filming it
what are you looking most forward to lads xx
>>225209514She's not a pariah. Most normies support her
>>225209554Quick line of coke and you won't give a shit plus it's never seven people, at most 3
>>225209559dont know much about any of them but i suppose brazil is interesting
bro clicking on all the links
not registered to vote me
>>225209559Don't know what that is
>>225209554thats why you do da onlyfanz
>>225209559>transnistriais that a discord server?
>>225209607brown hands
ladshaven't played video games in 10 yearsbut this GTA 6 thing is giving me FOMODare I spend £300 on a PS5,DARE I spend another £70 on he game itself?DARE I also feel the need to splurge on other games so it doesn't feel like a complete waste?I need advice fast
>>225209541But I live here?>>225209552My town is 95% white, it's just the traffic that does me nut in>>225209508They never show up>>225209539Thanks mate. Maybe the next buyer won't notice anyway
>>225209628utility costs will increase by 20% in january so factor that in
It's utterly bizarre.If you are born in Scotland you are seen as Scottish, Welsh if born in Wales and Irish if born in Ireland, but that doesn't apply to England? Seriously? That's the take?Honestly I don't get this at all arguement at all. My ancestry goes back to the Anglo Saxons, as the very least, from what my dad has found, (possibly further) on both sides. There is no indication of my family coming from anywhere but England for hundreds, if not thousands of years. I don't feel any more "English" than I do my fiancée whose family came over here from Ireland in the mid 1800s from what her dad could tell, and know people who come across as more English than I do who can trace their roots in England back only 30-40 years!
3k credit card debt is nothing lmao nigga gonna kill himself over 3k
>>225209648I can't factor anything in, I'm at my fucking maximum
>>225209653?everybody in scotland sees you as english and hopes all of you return to england
>>225209642My penis is 8" long and 6" thick
the slagdemic
going to wank do some horrid age play (mummy son i'm not s nonce) incest porn and theres NOTHING you can do about it
>>225209688charli looking utterly bogged
>>225209688charli looking a bit old and bloated these daystoo many pints and too much ching
>>225209688beautiful brown britain
>>225209688need to do some atogm with them
>>225209710she had a child
trying to explain to the gf the difference between baroque and impressionist art and she just gets that eyes glazed over look when I'm mid-sentenceWhich is completely fine of course, most people don't give a shit - but she's the one that asks the question in the first place and gets bored of the very question she requested.I hate this tiktok brian generation desu
>>225209678he's reposting reddit posts
>>225209728I may have been too harsh in my criticism
Thinking about the one who married someone else. She was so perfect. Now she has kids by another man.
Browsing /brit/ from my phone and reminded of how grimly retarded this thread is without my filters. The ritualposters are insane.
>>225209744seek urgent help
>>225209739just pimp her out so at least you get some cashprobably would cover dates costs
>>225209744
>>225209758mentioned your filters award
>>225209773very good
>>225209793
>>225209793whos the lady
>>225209793spaino mate
>>225209793Yeah leftypol?
>>225209744>leftist young ethnic woman that probably has said some shite like straight white men are the cause of all the world's problems>not taking BWCfirst day on earth lad?
Remember when Sir Keir Starmer was going to freeze old people to death?
>>225209554think after the 3rd shoot youd start finding it really vile to even participate in
I no longer offer regards at the end of my emails, kind of otherwise and just sign off with my name
>>225209755looks like a star wars alien
don't understand the sexual fascination some of you have with black people
>>225209809Abbey Rain400 million+ views
>>225209793thank you for sharing with the class
>>225209622waste of time innitlegitimizes the fraud innit
>>225209821granny harmer
>>225209809Nat turner aka nat turnher
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwgkvygg5nzvoWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DYSTOPIAN SHIT
>>225209817based, oppress leftypol
>>225209828>>225209836right well which one is it indecisivewankerlads
toiling on the morrow, me
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>>225209841another 20 years of boomers becoming and more and more deranged while staying in power aha
>>225209856haha not fooling me lad. it's sunday tomorrow!
>>225209856im offwanking to gay porn all day
FVS4
>>225209860
>>225209841what on earth were the prosecution thinking
>>225209852It's Abbey Rain >>225209185
>>225209841He'll just be sentenced again. I think the BBC is using the word quashed incorrectly there.
>>225209884It was an impact statement, not part of the prosecution.
I will be playing GTA6 on my original PS5
yhe binble
>>225209856sunday tomorrow mateno post and no toil on sunday
>>225209822If the partner is attractive enough you'll do it no matter what. Prime hannah hilton
Don't understand why everyone quotes those posts with weird symbols.
>>225209930
>>225209941right well
I don't think we as a country discuss this enough
>>225209969fkd up
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>>225209969Full head of hair, me. Doesn't happen often, but I still get IDd every now and then.I'm 36
>>225209514also possible that one of the accused might hurt themselvesalready had mobs tracking down their workplaces and trying to get them fired
Forcing my wife to listen to Sunn O)))
Grooving to Nicole Kidman by Adéla
>Full head of hair, me.>Doesn't happen often, but I still get IDd every now and then.>I'm 36
>>225210039pscrm
rape isn't really on but why was she doing ket and agreeing to multiple threesomes in the first place
the range rover
difficult to be a dogsort of aware of things happening around you and people you love making decisions on your behalf but lacking the full context to really understand the whys and the wherefors
genuinely wholeheartedly believe I could fuck one of these up if I was hiking in America and it was a life and death situation
you getting poo steaming tonight
>>225210125yeah
any guernsey man in
>>225210099I Imagine a lot of them don't find it too difficult, they know the language of love and wag their owners are speaking it x
all my favourite actresses are too old now for cinemajia lissa, valentina nappi, ella hughes etc so depressing but i hope another can replace them
>>225210135Going out with your mates or girlfriend yeah?
>makes my first post of the day in /brit/hey fellas how are ya
>>225210099we are like greek gods to them, they dont contemplate meanings too much because we can run things for them
>>225210176great post
um x
>>225210176
[internally phwoars]
rodney plonk
>>225210201Boobies
bog fan of boobiesthey remind me of my mum whom i love
Been to London four times in the past year(for work) and it’s the city that keeps on giving
>>225210251She has sun damage
>>225210162nh
>>225210162if by going out you mean staying in and by mates you mean /brit/ and by girlfriend you mean mousey then yes
>>225210271>ctrl+f 'any bent man in'>0 results
>>225210282>>225210291Same
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of willFive percent pleasure, fifty percent painAnd a hundred percent reason to remember the name
>>225210319Oh man can't wait to be an absolutely destroyed grim freak bedding down with that in my smelly incel flat
>>225210319how much would this set you back then
>>225210355Your pride and sanity
>>225210327Isn't tea grown in East Asia though
>>225210319right now all we need is a black man robot with a huge BBC
>>225210365lost that long ago
the bames took his glasses so he can't watch the tennis
going to the dispensary to pick up some edibles anyone want owt?
Pretty sure my brother is an alkie now as well as a gambling addict. Last time I went round his entire top shelf of the fridge was litre bottles of beer and he had loads of them lying about on his terrace as well.
>>225210378Yorkshire tea m8
>>225210378The greens arent very smart mate
never took a drug in my life am i missing out
>>225210483Nah
>>225210428hope you get into a fatal car crash on the waytotal druggie death
>>225210483i've only done acid and shrooms once and they didn't really affect me much more than weed, but think it varies from person to personweed is alri as long as you're in a comfortable, safe place, ive never had a good time when i'm high in public
>>225210483not really. I've never taken a drug and said oh I'm so glad I did that after it wore
You right now
>>225210483Always used to fall asleep on long drives on this and crash my lorry
>>225210566I remember that. She was le heckin anti capitalist online porn slut lol.
just had an opioid wank, took fucking forever to cum but when i did it was one of the most intense orgasms of my life
the yiddem have gone too far
>>225210561I’m pretty sure either shrooms or acid gave me mild schizophrenia. I always hear banging noises and musical notes playing out loud when there’s nothing that could possibly be making them
>>225210428
right then anyone watching the Ben Whittaker fight tonight
>>225209969Blud discovered men balding at different ages. You think this is a new thing?
>>225210630activeeeee
do different weed strains produce different kinds of highs, or is it just a matter of strength and flavour?
>>225210606
Our Fodie too upset to play for England x
Mental that yanks have to "press charges" for the police to do anything. So criminals can intimidate people into not having their crimes investigated.
>>225210596corr
>>225210666It's a matter of placebo and posturing.
>>225210676he needs a mental health break x
>>225210678it's called freedom libtard
>>225210633yep. hoping another britbum gets exposed
>>225210676he will dare to be back !!
I'm as they say, "bricked up."
been saying "oh, fie" a lot lately like that autismo scientist lad in half life 2
>>225209362Saw a webm of her deadlifting 180kg earlier. Quite impressed
>>225210762too big
>>225210762These BBLs are getting out of hand
>>225210759bet there's fuck all wrong with any of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuG1JN_pIUU
>>225210676everyone is concerned ok it is the top question
Can feel my biceps SWELLING from this morning's gymtoil
Operation "talk to a stranger" is once again successfulwell actually he struck up conversation with me and tried hitting on me in the McDonald's toilets. Still counts.
kek what a SHITHOLE
>>225210762aways thought getting a big bum was a cope for women with small breasts but this lass has honkers as well, makes you wonder why she bothered
>>225210829not bribery though cos that's illegal
>>225210818
>>225209688>>225209705too much packet and ket. Rancid slag
starting to get new facial hair and chest hair as i enter my 30s
yeah I'm BBL. be back later LOL!
Right
>>225210859I enjoyed this joke
>>225210852channelling big Vinnie Mac
>>225209362beastess
do packet
>>225210762filmed by the boyfriend then packaged as a faux candid creepshot videonothing real these days. Nothing.
doing the crown tundra dlc pokedex then its dynamax adventures toil
>>225210678It’s more that in some cases they will not bother to move forward with a prosecution if the victim doesn’t agree because they won’t be able to secure a prosecution without the victim’s testimony. But states/the feds can still go ahead anyway if they choose
noodles for tea
>>225210671Reads like schizo bait
hurry up with my fucking Amazon order you cunt how is it 5:30 and you still haven’t delivered it yet fuckinf useless
>>225210762Sauce?
>>225210825could have had your willy sucked there if you weren't so insistent on being heterosexual
>>225210919Sir Ben Kingsley on a mad one
>>225210743Whittaker is decent but overhyped imo, reckon Bivol will TKO him if he's dumb enough to take that fight
caved on my NoFap NoPorn streak lads :(
>>225210730Should go on gone fishing with paul and bob
Millennials are so performative. All of them act like they’re in a film it’s so funny
off to bed as I am up at 01:30am tomorrow for my 4am start at toil night night x
>S'porean
>>225210965zestyfodes cast as the new Ted, running about on all fours through the reeds
>>225210934www.internet.com
>s'poreanheatherfreak mentioned
>>225210967No job is worth getting up before 8am for
when are they letting lucy letby out of prison?
fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>225210997Do you think theyll do a funny voice for him too or he'll just use his own voic3
bratty bellingham
>>225210966zoomers wouldn't know authenticity if it bit them on their pink dimpled bottoms
So, lindsay clancy, whats up with that?
>>2252110372087 x
>>2252110372027 hopefully
Can you lot stop posting about Foden on /sp/ Makes us look misinformed because he's shite. Just because you want to fucking shag him
>>225211049he'll be allowed a briefcase but Paul and Bob will still do the voice
>>225211137LMAO are they really? I must see this.
official /brit/ opinion: this is pretty good. probably would read it if it wasn't short enough to do in one sitting
>>225210966Feel like this hasn't changed with zoomers too, people say millenials have a more insincere and sarcastic culture which is true but it still lingers on past that generation, I don't see it changing with gen alpha either, I think it's due to internet culture being like that
>>225211162wouldnt' read it*
here's Sweetie and Spicy
why are England always playing Croatia now and battering them? have we not recovered from 2018 yet?
>>225211205hi babies
>>225211205Too cute :)
>>225211208Croatia is just old men now
