Retvrn to tradition edition
2 pot noodles did nothing Going to scran the curry pizza
>>225216657anorexic bitch
it’s easy to be Rupert when you know you’ll never be in a position to make any changes you can promise people whatever you like because it means nothing!
>>225216657he doesn't even pass
going to bed. you cannot beat an early night of a weekend. makes your whole life feel better.
cunt look like she walked out of bleak falls barrow
>>225216657That's a man
>>225216717wotan
>>225216715Ok mistress I'll go to bed so you can rape me
playing a song in A Minor on the guitar
Going bed soon team as got toil tomorrow 7:00 am to 17:00 pm
>>225216732>>225216701
>>225216755
Lowering tax is “pure ZOG shit” apparently ok
>>225216657Wasted his broad shoulders, would have a pretty cool physique if he exercised
>>225216744'
>>225216764Freakish stride
>>225216744er...
>>225216755you?
>>225216657those leggings don't really go with the outfit at alll
>>225216807obviously not him that's clearly a woman's hair
>>225216764Thats him alright
mad how whites and blacks have different vocal chords that transcend accent and make their voices sound fundamentally differentwas listening to this guy on youtube and i couldn't tell if he sounded black or white, then i saw a video where he showed his face and he was a mulatto, then it all made sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvYwSiS5ikListening to these minecraft music playlists allows me to get laser focus, it's a bit crazy.I reckon it must be an uniquely gen z thing.
>>225216815*guy who needs the world to know he uses Linux*i understand this
>>225216837she is a woman
google street view secondary schools
>>225216838that two-faced fuck
If someone created an AI video of me after I was brutally murdered saying I forgive my killer, then I would curse and haunt whoever was responsible for that video for the rest of eternity
right well thats one of my ears blocked making me feel nauseous and off balance constantly isnt it
>>225216870mental the seasons plot comes from a dumb joke
Why would someone who gives a fuck about OPSEC so much to not show their face go post the shop they work out and their exact working hours weekly
>>225216851Which one of these is supposedly trans idgi you sound schizophrenic
>>225216871think i'd do nothing cos i was dead and the afterlife isnt real you godsquad freak lmao
>>225216657she better not puke that back up
>>225216883he disrespected his wife in front of some friends of ours...if this was back in the day would johnny even have to ask??
>>225216888OPSEC level: god
these cunts couldnt finish their dinner
>>225216888makes you think doesn't it
>>225216908wish i could get uberskinny
thinking about all the times i was called ugly in school and having an anxiety attack
>>225216888hearing rumours that Shrewsbury is a red herring
>>225216888there are two aldis and we don't know which it is so she's safe
>>225216905>the afterlife isn't realProof?
>>225216888Employed Woman is a ruse by a conniving Japanese man who has never left Honshu
>>225216851That can’t actually be him because he’s not bad looking for a tranny
>>225216952*gives you a hug*
>>225216967*shoots you*job done
>>225216963we couldn't possibly muster the resources to go to two ALDIs
nth for the holodem
Employed Woman is a spaincunt persona
>>225216978which one are you even talking about in that image
>>225216978do you ever think replying to yourself multiple times is a bit weird?
my life a bleak falls barrow
>>225216910he should have let the past be bygones
Alright lads
let's not target a random woman. we need 100% proof
toil looms for the freaks
>>225217014please can we do a shrewsbury aldi meet up
I'm a bloke
>>225217035this kid getting jerky wid me now?
>>225217032tourist attraction?
>>225217023I was assuming the one with glasses on the left>>225217031@ me with the replies you think are mine and I’ll embarrass you right now you cunt
>>225217044Mate... it's Sunday tomorrow
>>225217021Sex with herSticking my fingers in her mouth
>>225217044they're moving mad
who is we doxxing?
>>225217072and the day after that? it looms for you freak never forget that
Priest toil
How do you play video games if you're missing an arm?
work on getting pussy like you're starting a companyyou don't have time to post here
>>225217085why he moving so fast
>>225217100modified controllers
I'd sell my soul to the devil for her handcuffed to a radiator and a week's privacy
>>225217110modified controllers
>>225217065youll do nothing
>>225217100i've seen videos where the cripple plays using his face on the controller.
>>225217115Okay Ranjesh
do you ever have dreams about trying to find something on the internet but nothing comes up
>>225216941I wish eating disorders didn't exist, edtwt is a miserable experience
>>225217107It's 9:02
putin just waiting for all european countries to go into economic recession and die from biomasshe knows what he's doing. time is on his side
shop closes in an hour...
>>225217110gaijin
>>225217115for me its fancying actual women rather than ai slop
Quarter of my life gone by, and i've met all my friends online.
I hate how so much of modern life is being forced to be around complete losers
ohh im fat and gay and retarded
People will sympathise with the anorexics but then call for trannies to be brutally killedNigga isn't basically the same shit? Like body dysmorphia or something?
>Fuck this ED>EatsNot a real eating disorder. Probably why you're fat
>>225216941try venlafaxine
>>225217150supposed to know what these acronyms mean, am i?
>>225217115seen her breasts
my english is getting better
>>225217187Fuck this ED boy
Just hit me that now I'm at 30 I'm probably past half way through my life :/
>>225217161>AI mong
>>225217184not exactly
eating dis order of burger lol
I'm in tescos and I'm in my best clothes
Good girls purge x
could absolutely rape a rustlers burger right now to be honest with you
what kind of standup comedy is cringier, prop or improv?
>>225217245are you the manager
just realised my flat door has been unlocked since i got in from toil yesterdayat any point a cheeky black predator could have come in and forced his rapey bbc up my arse while i've been steaming
>>225217245Did your mum dress you
really wouldn't mind if i got run over by a bus and it burst my head open like a watermelon
>>225217215>it was merely photoshopultimately if you find yourself attracted to women who dont look like human beings then you need to re-asses your brain
can you have sex with someone from a different house? like can a slytherin bull fuck a gryffindor slut?
>>225217262I'm a manager
>>225217256You could just eat it
>>225217294dont be disgusting
>>225217256evens i go to get one from 'escoodds i be good dubs i get one and a tube of pringles and dip
>>225217278rekt thread freaks would honour you for centuries
>>225217193eating disorder twitter
>>225217285Harry Potter the boy who lived wanted to smell the fishy Asian fanny of a Ravenclaw student in the Order of the Phoenix so it's likely it can be done
Refuse to believe anyone eats the 2x spicy buldak for pleasure
>>225217284She does have a unique body
>>225217356I struggle with the regular one
>>225217356the carbo one is absolute pengers and like the original one from time to time but when you go spicer than that you must be shitting lava the next day
don't know what that means
Sir Smit Machchhar
*hangs this on the /brit/ bar wall*
been into shaniquas lately
poo
>>225217417woke
>>225217417yh cringe memories last a very bloody long time
>>225217417I blackout
Have you ever tried to fit in with people who are losers just for the sake of wanting to belong, and looking back it makes you feel cringe and pathetic?
>>225217417I am the brown hand, I am the desperate-to-fit-in Indian
whats your cringiest drunk/drug memory lads?
>>225217414Meanwhile, Groypers: “Why is this Indian guy living in another country? He needs to go back where he came from.”Low-life losers!
>>225217417blacks and whites hate each other though
>>225217443bizarre post
>>225217452prefer not to say desu
Honestly if my skin was the same colour as my poo I think it would induce some extreme depression and/or schizophrenia in me
>>225217442The opening monologue to DTFIC's film based on himself
im loaded me500k in teh bank
>>225217333alright then
>>225217052give me 1000 dollars.
>>225217471s
>>225217486I've got 600k
Me?I'm watching House, MD
twitter algo is hilarious it's like 50% stuff that i might actually care about that mostly just ripped straight off my existing follows and 50% blue tick slop that has nothing whatsoever to do with my likes or interests
>>225217452At a uni house party I grabbed the arse of this girl who's on the periphery of our social circles cos I thought it would impress my mates Still feel mortified when I think back to it what was I thinking genuinely lucky I wasn't reported to uni/police/made a pariah
Do I want to be the sexy girl or just fuck her?
>>225217498ok
>>225217519I looked right at her arse and I want to shag her up the arse
>>225217503housenonce
>>225217519ok her bum is big cumm cum cum !!!!
>>225217452shat myself in an uber when steaming and wore those shitty jeans into my flat and passed out in blackout toil on the sofa in them
>>225217486but enough about your runescape account
>>225217519want a pizza her arse
>>225217519probably the worst first cut of a pizza I've ever seen
>>225217250good girls binge
>>225217527>>225217532>>225217536>>225217537>>225217541Why?
>>225217541she also completely covered up the base with the peel while checking the crustmy verdict? some whore brought in for the videoyes, that's what i think
>>225217563why what?
Israeli girl gave me head, called that goy slop
>>225217536rofl
>>225217563i saw the canadian "nigga"
>>225217519
just found out england playedproper football back on when?
>>225217575All of the above
tiktok makes me sick to my stomach
Yank gf 2027?
12pc mcnuggets1 small fries2 large frieslarge chocolate thickshakebig mac with extra onions and special saucehot apple pie and Malteaser McFlurry for desertall delivered by a kindly subcontinental gentlemanit lush x
>>225217155don't do it soni know what you're thinking
holy shit Scotland are actually winning
i wonder if bukayo saka could be the blackest man in england
>>225217605you actual fucking prick you CANNOT SUFFER IN AMERICA
>>225217617North Macedonia are tiny
>>225217605yes but make her less normgroid looking please x
>>225217605would let her shit in my mouth
in bed, bum out
>>225217641so is my willy
There's a war of epic proportions going on in my head right now on whether i should continue trying to sleep or go to the shop for energy drinks and stay up playing video games all night like a fucking piece of shit that I am
>>225217605Glad there was a camera set up there to capture the candid moment of this feisty queen having a little argument with someone, oh Southern goddess turn around some more let me look at how your large buttocks droops down out of your daisy dukes
>>225217611some questions, if you could answer:>height and weight?>body fat percent?>how much do you bench?>income?
>>225217662i for one dont care what you do but keep posting SEX
>>225217662that's the most square woman i've ever seen in my life.. she has zero curvesbet her arse is terrible as well
>>225217662actual rectangle
>>225217670bent freak
>>225217662wonder if her wilbert could still get hard and top me
>>225217517how did she react>>225217534did anyone catch you sleeping in your pooey jeans
'lysa
>>225217662have a nice sleep and then play the games in the morning
>>225217717She's ugly even by chinese standards what the fuck is wrong with her face
>her wilbert
>>225217707Only into cute humble girls me :3 don't like it when they show off and such
>>225217726
Oh my word Limmy has truly lost it
>>225217729cant go down there mate
>>225217756what now
my life is fundamentally existentially abysmal
>>225217712i live alone so it was just my shame waking up in the filth/smell the next day
>>225217772Can't explain. Just turn on the news
>>225217768try and stop them
5c where I am
>>225217717she's definitely had her tongue up an athletic black lads arsehole before
how much do you self-censor on here
>>225217811Not funny
>>225217798i can and will i am a friend of the canal and waterways society
>>225217717
don't want to be cold
>>225217811why are you so bent
Got money worries
tummy and head hurt
>>225217839we love her
>>225217839utter pitslut need those pits up my arse
gf like this please
squeaky bum time for scotland
>>225217881>>225217882the duality of /brit/
>>225217888Thumbnail better
Might kms this winter
Dr. House is playing PSP next to his rape victim
(8) bubble beam blasterdouble mean water (8)
>>225217811thats just your opinion
>>225217845what are you trying to imply
>>225217867*kisses both*
>>225217910whats wrong mate
Any news?
>>225217888ivy wolk is leng
>>225217927Just not on is it
>>225217940No
cant play my game on the big tv cause i dont want mum to watch because its full of fanservice and its weird
"mental illness" is just a euphemism for being a waster that nobody can stand being around
>>225217940too early lad
so the semi-normal posters have all gone out then and thats why seems weirder in here
>>225217940North korea just launched a nuke at the UK, impact in 5 minutes.
any good films around 90 minutes?
Text is too smal on my screen to read properlydon't really care anymore ther isnt' antyihg worht reading on this thread anwya
(8) we can fly like criminals over the desert canyonim thelma and you're louise (8)
>>225217973hope it hits me square on the bollocks
>>225217963>*clicks post*>*smirks with head resting on fist*
>>225217999event horizon
>>225217999watch the new resident evil film, 1hour 36 minutes.
>>225217954she might like that sort of thing bet youve never asked her about it
>>225217999bee movie
>>225218001press ctrl and plus
>>225217999it ends
>>225217910gta 6 on PC lad
Cars 4
used to this she was cute but after seeing some live footage of her she's a VERY ugly chinese woman
wish she was my mum
don't hear about rorke any more
when is the new jacob geller video coming out, i don't give a shite about this rape stuff, his videos were great.
>>225218077No amount of racoon hair dye and make up can make this bint attractive
>>225218047Does nothigni'm on a amac by thew ayLiuje I said theres't bonthign to see tahway
>>225217940been banned from premier inn
new coke francis is up
>>225217825
>>225218120GWTD
>>225218087he's been raped to death. happens
goign to eat chocolate before bed time cos im naughyt naughty
>>225218139Juggalos are better
what would you do if you woke up tomorrow as a chinaman
>>225218158surely thats illegal
>>225218190Fuck there was a good idea for a girl but I already got her chocolate so I can't buy her more things, it would be weird Also, licking chocolate out of your mouth. Woof woof
>>225218204rejoice at having a significantly larger penis than i have now
Time to go play some Pokémon showdown (my daily)
what are some good dog breeds
Ran a bake sale for toil and raised £100 smack-a-roos Going to tell the hinge date tomorrow about it
I hope that dumb cunt who doesn't understand definitions to words isn't here
you notice that there's no such thing as a great tall man
>>225218158liar, you can't get raped to death.that bitch from cornell took 7 dicks at once for 6 hours and she was fine.
>>225218292a woman here sleeping on a bench was raped to death by a migrant
*starts running around on all fours*
>>225218210
room smells of arse and feet
>>225218293she might have made the best facial abuse video ever. she was up for it as well, a desperate ameriboo who would have done anything for a greencard, even get knocked up by a smelly mexican rapist
>>225218293
>>225218315t. emma watson
>>225218306Part and parcel of vibrant neoliberalism!
>>225218204I'd go ching chong or whatever, Australia flag would probably kill himselfIf you turned into a beautiful woman on Friday how long of a time do you think you'd spend before masturbating or having sex. I know everyone here would eventually of course, just wonder if you think you'd be surprised and weirded out enough that it'd perhaps take you a month or so or if you'd get right to it. Think it'd take me a few weeks
this is employed woman
want to shag her
Stuck in 3rd world hell, lads
>>225218337why
>>225217920Dr House isn't a rapisthe may be a racist, a misanthrope, a repeated medical malpractice perpetrator, a drug addict, a sexist, a prostitute fanatic, and a gambler but he has never done a rape except that one time he put a thermometer up a cop's arse for fun
took this at the 'ki shop jsut for you /brint/
>>225218343BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG BORDER
>>225218306how? was his dick too big?
going to learn to do a handstand. i bet they're not that hard
>>225218343Remember when he was given a low level mediocre position in Trump's cabinet, and the jeet immediately spilled out of him? He said Americans were too stupid and needed to be replaced with jeets.
>>225218337wish she was my mum
ok well here are the dog breeds i approve: labs, beags, greyhounds, bernese mountain dogs, colliesand the breeds i disapprove of: pitbulls, french bulldogs, doodles, dachshunds
>>225218385they're all shit
>>225218368the front of the hairline from stage 3 to 4 makes no sense
>>225218359For me? That bottle of Jamison's sitting in the corner.
>>225218396are you brown
>>225218242Sheepdog (me)Belgians I suppose If you're a girl asking for what I wouldn't fuck just get a girl dog or a small ugly one
>>225218385After reading the opening of your post I was skeptical but overall those are pretty spot on choices
>>225218398all me
>>225218398zoomer bingo
>>225218416whats wrong with labs and beags love em they have good souls and pure hearts
>>225218418I would literally marry her
what is wrong with mousey is he schizophrenic
>>225218442Nothing I just meant the premise of the post, I thought "who does this guy think he is" but your choices were spot on
A girl would be lucky to date me
>>225218418how did she die again
>>225218443who?
>>225218359dont see the appeal in this muckjust drink a bottle of wine like a normal person
New>>225218470
>>225218483>>225218483>>225218483
Double bacon cheeseburgers yummy>>225218351Never said he was the one who raped her now did I?
>>225218452Why do these people even bother with elaborate visa schemes. Just show up here that's it, once you're in you're British
>>225218316she'd have nooo trouble getting a green card>>225218473hung herself
>>225218400because it's ai slop
