Canada-USA-MexicoCaturday edishPrevious >>225215252
I love /cum/
>>225220312so put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I GOTTA PISS ALREADY LMAO ONLY 3 BREWHAWS LMAOOO
>>225220342DON'T BREAK THE SEAL NIGGA YOU BE PISSIN ALLLLLLLLL NIGHT
never fucking shaving my mustache again
>obvious W tonight
Haven't clean my ears in weeks. I hope you guys are excited for the pictures tomorrow, that's when I'm getting more q-tips.
>>225220293its koturday
I think I might've broken my foot
Graceful forgivingFriendly hearted courage
>>225220398I honestly don't give a shit, bud
>>225220398You would know if it's brokenIt would hurt like SHITt. Only broken bone ever was in my foot
Toronto is such a wretched shithole of a city I want nothing but the worst for it. I don't even care about goypuck but I hope they lose miserably and some of the team even dies.
>>225220398Get FK to nurse your foot back to good health
>>225220428What is this, soccer? I’ve never seen a hockey player take a dive over nothing like that before
>>225220428>diesI'll never forget that guy getting roundhouse kicked in the throat and bleeding out on the ice a few years ago.Imagine what was going through his head in his final momentsFuck
>>225220453i remember the video and the bleeding
>>225220451he committed the unforgivable crime of shooting the puck into the opposing teams net when they were already aheada day that will live in infamy
>>225220453it happened in England tooif only he'd bin'd dat knoife
i finally get the appeal of goyhammer
>>225220525IRON WITHINIRON WITHOUT
UNITY
>>225220547FK tier post
>>225220525are you gonna cum on that thing
Thoughts on negro-indians?
>>225220620finna nut saar
>>225220357TOO LATE
>>225220620She's wearing someone else's hair
>>225220525wasnt interested till i saw the bulge
>>225220670for that classic Naomi Campbell look!
>>225220525whats censored..
Do you express yourself through your clothing
>>225220696ehhh, you know, sometimes, but just as equally I'm a slob, you know
I'm a Civic Nationalist
>>225220748You know what they say about Civic Nationalists?
>>225220752they love the BBC?
>>225220748I'm a radical centrist
>I'm a civic nationalist
>>225220764Yup
>>225220748That was invented by a Jew
FUCK I'M LONELY
I need you to find a Jessica Wilson
penis nationalism
>>225220688purple name brand soda that isn't paying for a sponsorship
An old Indian woman in a walker (why are these people here?) saw me, called in her language to her friend to get her attention, pointed at me and said "punk!" like I'm some sort of zoo animal. You think I don't know you're talking about me?
How about Honda Civic Nationalism
>>225220791I'd commit Murmaider for that girl!
>>225220791Looks like my friends girlfriendHe literally tells me "just be confident bro"
>>225220789America is a creedal nation. It's an idea
>>225220808>>225220690what the fuck even
>>225220814lol
im shitfaced bros
>>225220843poltergeist(1982)
>>225220843I think those are old 80s pretend-incest movies you can sometimes still see on xhamster
>>225220834
There’s an ongoing feud in the black community between New York niggas and niggas from down south. Whose side are we on
>>225220866midwest niggas
>>225220866Law enforcement
really? well, I stand corrected! Great movie tho.
Is the Catholic Church still molesting children or did they move on
>>225220886that's what it exists for
>law enforcement
>>225220886as long as the clerical celibacy thing remains, you know, I don't think things will change
Rate my equalizer settings
tits. I need tits.
>>225220886I think some of them still do it but it's not considered cool anymore
>>225220903LAWWWWWWR!
>>225220916The trouble is that the clerical celibacy doctrine led to the institution being taken over by a gay mafia that will never allow the removal of clerical celibacy. You’d need to have a Western Constantine reassert control above the Pope to force through the reform.
>>225220920No idea what any of it means, I just use my headphones default presets
>>225220916not a catholic but i never found this argument convincing. there are similar scandals in other religions. it's about authority over and proximity to children. lots of pedo teachers, coaches, camp counselors etc
>>225220903I am more of the Judge Dredd type
Well, /cum/?
>>225220933then fucking get some they're only 16 grand
When you think about it, smoothies are kind of like if someone ate a fruit salad, vomited it up, and then you drank the vomit
poltergeist is a great movie
>>225220974And I don’t wanna talk to no scientist
>>225220974the metal isnt attached to the truck
>>225220974That’s called an electric car
>>225220994
>>225220525What game?
My favorite tree is probably the willow
>>225220974>>225220994it's not a fuk truk
>>225221007well here's another soul that's gone to see the river man. Cheers!
>>225220982No because they aren't made with butyric acid
There’s a wigger at my job who goes by “slim.” I should’ve went to college
>>225221021and all because a nigga forgot to signal a turn
The idea of fruits and vegetables is weird to me, like you would just eat something that grows on the ground or a tree or something. I would rather eat pizza or a hot pocket where it's all already been made into food
>>225221053Good post
>>225220974why would the truck move forward if the arm is holding the magnet
>>225221053That’s a good point
What does your /cum/ smell like? Use one word to describe.
>>225221053well, I think you'll be pleased to hear that some of those, such as eggplant, are a generally bad idea
>>225221028What if the smoothie has American Hershey-style chocolate in it
>>225221082*eggplant emoji*
>>225221079Chicken broth desu>>225221082
i hate these feels so much
DARKNESSIMPRISONING MEALL THAT I SEEABSOLUTE HORRORHOW COULD I LIVE HOW COULD I DIE
Everyone thinks I’m crazy
might jerk off tonight. gimme some recommendations for goonfuel.
I'm not even against eggplant if people know how to prepare it right, like a baba ghanoush
^gay
>>225221156xmegadrive.com/miss-anna-divine/
>>225221131Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. The rats? They made me crazy
>>225221166cmon Rakesh, you're being a big baby!
>>225221175what the helly
>>225221079molson
Found some retarded bullshit on the ground, think I’ll eat it
>>225221236those tomatoes look FUCKED nigga
>>225221107why
Did medieval peasants ever have trouble sleeping due to loud neighbors
>>225221179did you meet Brown Jenkin?
Applying for a job. If I don't get it I'm gonna do this>>>/wsg/6246160
>>225221265Theyre fine. (I fucked them)
>>225221275I'm guessing you live in either the country or the suburbs if you're implying that this is no longer a problem
im durnk
>>225221331and that's fine. you're acceptedthis is a safe space cause I'm durnk too
>>225221307He's obviously implying the opposite
>>225221331haha
>>225221275idk but my neighbor was really excited about her daddy the other night
>>225221307I don’t even know how you interpreted it that way
>>225221307I'm guessing your reading comprehension ain't so great.
let me see your penis you fucking faggot
it's a third space
Women have cute voices
>>225221443*annoying
Feel INTOLERABLY jittery. Watching anime on the couch didn't help and watching anime on the other monitor didn't help either
>>225221488maybe you should listen to some rockabilly to cool off haha
I’m big on voices
I've only recently read about that cornell case. Anyone have pics of the jane doe? I heard about it, but can't find anything
What is Hungary all about?
>>225221620man, Hungary is its' own thing, it's not like Slovenia at all, they've got their own everything, from the food down to the music and clothing.
>>225221639Who are they with?
Having a lot of fun with ace combat 8
though errr interpolination has happened over the long centuries
Have we considered letting immigrants write an essay instead of deporting them?
>>225221647Russia, just like Slovakia
Is it gay to get a flu shot
>Foreigner [Atlantic, 1977]>You've heard of Beatlemania? I propose Xenophobia. C
all women have degen sex at crazy parties in college but since they're all good feminists they make sure to punish their nice betabuxx husband by never having sex with him a decade later. Such is life in clown world
>>225221717>im just not a sexual person okay? those college days where i had 12 guys run a train on me was NOT who i really am, it was just a phase.
sexicans
I never had sex
what up douchebaaagss aha ha haaa
I look like this.
gimme un tousand dollars
>>225221752p sure being a bottom counts as having sex looooll guh-guh-guh-gaaayyy!!!!alright have a nice rest of your day
>>225221763damn...can you play Scotland the Brave?
>>225221777No. Have you?
shalom, ma nishma mes amigos tonight? Quoi atem plan a hacer, achitim? Tienen quelques fun plans?
>>225221830ubi sunt my niggas?
WHERE ARE YOU?!AND IM SO SORRY
>>225221847You forgot >Hello thereeee....
People don't like me
>>225221863>>Hello thereeee....the angel from my nightmare
>>225221880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFxiqGBsbDMlet me just post the best fucking song ever recorded again to cheer you up
>>225221896I bet this isn't the best fucking song ever recorded
just googled to find a university professor's email. I sent him all of my theories. idk how this works but I'll check back in in a few to see if they made money so they can send me a check
>>225221901it might be if you were tripping on shrooms haha
>>225221268painful
US Polo Assassin
just watched that boss baby moviethat shit is FUNNY
Just got my flu shot!
so my friend said you can legally order psilocybin-laced truffles from the Netherlands at a eurobuck a pop! He said that they're much more shelf-stable than shrooms, tho not as potent. The catch is that you need to pay 20 bux in mailing fees! Tho truffles are great just outside of that
Something about smoking weed makes people believe in aliens
nibba done pooped
>>225221954he needs their energy to power up his spirit bomb
>>225221756>>225221763fucking finooks
>>225221954Jeet means victory
Terror in Resonance > Cowboy Bebop
Cat on my lap
I never thought I'd die aloneI'd laughed the loudest who'd of known
>>225221926what's so painful about it?
>>225222053there's apparently this herd instinct that makes people in their 20's fear dying alone...I know I was the same, but now I'm indifferent to the prospect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmmOVSmmdwk
Gonna bet D House R Senate, D OH-Gov, D AZ-Gov, D NC-Sen, R ME-Sen, R TX-Sen, R AK-Sen, D NC-1, R ME-2, D IA-1, thoughts
>>225222062imagine a mask covering at least half your facenow imagine if I took that mask offwould you die?
