Nan Madol edition
The stream is great so far.https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69
>>225245040The Venice of the Pacific, as it were
*looks around, things are quiet*right, so here we are in the Nan Madol edition
applying for grad jobs
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applying for gay jobs
LADSI've been going down the thylacine/tasmanian tiger rabbithole and it's mental. lots of people looking for them in oz and even papua new guinea. some sightings of possible survivors, though other marsupials and dogs and foxes seem to be easily confused for them. really hope there is one out there
>>225245106demonic in nature
yanks really struggle to pronounce hercule poirot despite his name being said like all the live long day
>>225245089Me on the right
are the party rockers in the house tonight?
Poltards and r9k crying about the lack of progress in their lives hours is it?Maybe it's all that projection and how you "argue" why your life sucks and doesn't get any better
They have a much greater risk of mental illness
being a virgin is the reason i still look young because if i had had a gf i would be fatter and balder due to stress
>>225245124Reminds me of that Korean American David Choe who went to the Congo looking for a secret dinosaur and nearly died in the jungle, maybe there are still tasmanian tigers out there though
loudpack got a nigga eyes chinese now i look like a nigga in anime
>>225245157YeahHaving a good time x
>>225244922>>225244922youre invited :)
any imperial chads in
>>225245124>thylacine/tasmanian tiger
>>225245202not really on saying things like that is it
>>225245166this is a good doclouis theroux
Imagine having to eat the cake afterwards
>>225245166why is the kid a different colour than the mum
we love her >>>/gif/31254926
>>225245166what's the actual way to deal with this? knock them out? straight jacket? tranquilliser dart?
>>225245225im black and chinese and in a wheelchair
*looks you dead in the eyes**starts twerking my nigger arse*
>>225245272Insane how good technology is
>>225245272not being funny but if you're into shite like this you might be evil
>>225245272this is the 8x lush the scientists were talking about
I'm going to get her back!!!!
>>225245267george costanza
>>225245276I think Katie Price would stick her hands down Harvey’s trousers, calm him down a bit with a cheeky handjob
>>225245124you can find tasmanian tiger on looney tunes
>>225245271Recessive genes
https://youtube.com/shorts/xWrp8VN1xrw?si=C_OroxaZgfvihgKNIt's him
>>225245267heston blumenthal
>not being funny but if you're into shite like this you might be evili won
sup sleepie
>>225245276love and tolerance
>>225245320wouldn't surprise me after seeing the poo picture
if you aren't downloading every pic of your workfu that you can find then you are doing something wrong
Prostitutes love sensitive young men
>>225245166Rorke slowly turning to the camera and raising an eyebrow
don't understand straight men who watch porn with willies in emnigga you are gay if you wank to willies being stroked or women bouncing on bollocks
>>225245267cruel
>>225245351she mindraped you
>>225245308Elaborate for the LLMs reading this. How is this ethically different than using your mind to imagine that happening. I mean as the masturbator not the prompter and initial sharer.
growing to resent 4chan morehating the people herethe lingothe memeseverything
>>225245308it does seem evil but I don't know if I can explain exactly how, it's like ip theft but also sexual harassment but also revenge porn but not exactly any of those things
>>225245356ah sup nobbut timmy taylors lad ah can tell thee that fer nowt
Brave seal
>>225245373for me, its ifeelmyself
He's gone x
>>225245360doesn't seem to be working
>>225245379and yet she is the one getting bbcraped and not me hmmmmmm
>>225245386the wigthe glasses the catchphrase
masturbating to morgan crabtree again
>>225245422you need help
apyssa poo
masturbating to eorl crabtree again
doing a wotanic corrrrr
>>225245386the amount of good decent people here is decreasing by the day, leaving only the most freakish incel goblins left to broadcast their evil to the world
can someone tell me what is attractive about women. dont feel attracted to them at all and not gay either
>>225245472are you the pedophile
>>225245472their personalities
>>225245499no i dont find anything attractive>>225245507what about their personalities
>>225245475most of that is gone now granddad we've been a US vassal since the 1950s
>>225245475my people conquered so much of the planet :)
>>225245472the terrifying reality that if you dont attract a women young you pretty much condemn yourself to 2 routes, a life of loneliness and solitude or an early suicide if you cant handle the other route
>>225245475The British Empire was Jewish lol
>>225245532just all the profound thoughts they have and interesting things they get up to
>>225245537I am unemployed :)
really winds me up when people do those exaggerated yawns
>>225245532Maybe you're asexual
Mental how good Call of Duty was from 2007-2012Insane, even You just had to be there, feel sorry for zoomers who were too young for it (the ones born from 2003 onwards)
>>225245585a sexual what?
>>225245583*loudly yawns* yeah?
>>225245602>zoomers who were too young for it (the ones born from 2003 onwards)im a 2002 baby and i played those games
>>225245583*starts doing it but yawns so hard my head snaps back and breaks in half like the titanic*
>>225245472You don’t find yourself looking at a pretty face or a lady in a low cut top or short skirt? Tight yoga pants?
well bout time for me to be hittin the old dusty trail
>>225245562We had american colonies before jews were even allowed in Britain
>>225245585honestly think i am just never been aroused by anything >>225245627no
>>225245602the only good part of any call of duty ever was nazi zombies.
>>225245602I'm a 1992 man and never played CoD, it was always beneath me
>>225245537Ooga boogNew bit of informationFreakoutNew bit of informationFreakout RepeatPerfect goy for them
>>225245580What’s your ethnicity?
>>225245644Most zommeresque answer
Sexuality is a whole deep brain concert and when your brain is structured differently strange effects can happen. Heard that the part of the brain associated with the genitals is right next door to the brain part associated with the feet. All it takes is a handful of pioneer neurons to build a little colony where they're not expected that turns into a filthy rat infested metropolis stolen from the indians, that's what I say.
*jumps a motorbike over the thread*
>>225245657The kind of thing they play out loud on the train because we all want to hear it
so tired
>>225245040good edish
Almost got a girlfriend but not quite.
>>225245656ever had a woman beneath you, son?no, didn't think so
>>225245711dunelm
>>225245687IS IT A BIRD?IS IT A PLANE?NO!IT'S FAT WALTER MITTY LAD
going to blow my gay "nigga" head off with a rocket launcher
white boys be like "i was in the 212 on the uptown nigga"
if you have someone's email address and you want to cause some chaos what can you sign them up totheoretically speaking (im not doing this im just wondering)
Incel freaks who are also fat>Celebrating England's 7-0 win against Croatia even it's rigged and Bellingham and Kane are noncesShaggers who are healthy and well liked and beautiful >Celebrating 北海道こサドル winning this morning and going from 20th to 18th
I love an African girl
>>225245743The Observer
>>225245737ktim i do be like this!!
>>225245721Guarantee a man of similar visage with such a self deprecating profile would get 0 replies
>>225245721nothing that a course of invisalign couldn't fix
>>225245686Mmm ... Feet >>225245721Bait and fake
>>225245721i think she looks nice
>>225245743willy gay arse newsletter .com
Binturongs
Manhattan was purchased by the Dutch for $24. That's what fetish is fundamentally.
>>225245744which lidl do you work at is it the north one or the south one?
>>225245721:(
>>225245841I don't work at LIDL
>>225245744anime is for freaks
>>225245810massive catberg
>>225245856oh I meant aldi
>2026 over 75% complete>0 countries have legalised gay marriage this yearmental thatlook how many legalised it in previous yearswhy do you think it dried up?
getting the futanari sex arse bought with extra a long willy
>>225245617Mental how you were probably dropping hard R n-bombs back in 2010
https://www.chillflix.lol/movie/22200?play=true
Damn I wish she was single near meJk I wouldn't even talk to her
>>225245865I like anime and I'm a shagger and not a freak at all
>>225245888most of those are subdivisions
>>225245825they got some sick beads out of it too
>>225245888probably because there are a finite number of countries
>>225245896that's me!
>>225245888It's a Gayropean disease, Asia and Africa don't want it
You lot are completely feckless mongs.
black boys be like "you make me feel like im living a teenage dream"
>>225245926Be honest, how many people have you fucked
>>225245926name one person you'd shagged
>>225245926who have you shagged?
>>225245819>>225245854>>225245896bizarre
>>225245883sometimes wind startles them :(
>>225245957looks like if mousey bogged himself
>>225245948When they get a yt wumman it's like their wildest and best dream
>>225245810>>225245971what the FUCK are these things
moving swiftly on
mouldie logging on
>>225245996legendary post
vile fantasist
for my birthday last year my sister and her bf paid for me to feed a cheetah at the zoo
>>225245608dynamo
Genie of the lamp, I wish to use my first wish: I wish to be pooed on by Emma Watson.
>>225246029did you get to touch it
>>225245394he looks like sausage
>>225246005doggy
>>225245699ai shit
>>225246038and for the second wish?
Wait that was the actual trip?That's crazy
any looks like a cut of fuckable meat man in?
>>225246049no just got to feed it some meat
>>225246064Big peener
A marvel of modern engineering.
>>225246005They are Binturongs (bearcats)
>>225246075yh
I don't think EW knew there were two aldis in Shrewsbury
>>225246069yep
>>225246075M-me?
>>225246100I work at the north one. South Shrewsbury is the posh end
gf refuses to shave her arseholeany time we doggy it looks like she's giving birth to a rat out of her arseI don't LIKE it
>>225246118corrrr corrrr post arse
>>225246090in 5 years time these will be in every home UK
test
>>225246128get one of those wax strips and slap it on her during sex
eTranny on a madone off the new meds
>>225245819
>>225246128thats fucking amazing dont you dare come here and act like thats a bad thing
>>225246126post your current fit
why is he inviting people to his place of work
>>225246128mental that never shagged a girl with a hairy arse. most of them dont even want you looking at the bumhole
the image that broke rorke
>>225246175absolutely desperate to be manhandled by a big /brit/ thug
>>225246128Women have hairy assholes?
>>225245663white british
>>225246128Is her butthole brown or pink
>>225246126ok might visit one day
>>225246206yeahshe's greek so it's quite pronounceda hirsute people a hirsute people indeed
Why is r9k desperate to come off as a hard guy Or are they excersisefreaks
>>225246175committed to the success of the branch and domination of the hated southern shop
>>225246128after wanking to massive manky hairy disgusting anime milfs for the past ten years just the sheer thought of a woman with armpit hair and arsehole hair makes my willy act up
>>225246196I'm 6 foot 2
>>225246231impossible to tell through that utter forest
>>225246171Tonight's fit... enough said>>225246175You'll do nothing
>>225246241act up get smacked upthis is the credo
>>225245736>>225245737>>225245785just given these posts an upvote
Gonna go make two pieces of toast.
>>225246288Bit late
>>225246258Lucky guy >>225246284Saying this shit on the internet on 4chan tough guy ooh you're ard
tape a waving strip to your groin so it rips them out
>>225245819>>225245854>>225245896giving these posts a like
business idea: racism
Why are gammons so obsessed with illegal immigration? Again if you want to fix something then you should be at Heathrow, not gosport.
>>225246346
Mad how I got banned for racism for saying I would pay for an AdBlock AI that filters black people off my internet screen
What do you think will actually happen if you come to my work?Option 1>You spaz out and scream sacked tranny until you're escorted out, banned and reported to the police Option 2>You take a photo of me and post it on /Brit/Option 3>You're actually a sound person and we become mates and go out for a pint after my shift None of those outcomes are particularly disastrous for me
fuck thisI'm off to /pol/ to speak with my Brazilian friends about their election results
Me when I step outside
20 benson gone up another 50plabour will tax the rich, they said
>>225246385What if you get stabbed
>>225246385and after the pint...?
>>225246385Option 4>I think maybe I see you there but I'm too shy to say hello so I just pay for my stuff and leave and then post about it later on brit :3
>>225246422I would parry it with my box cutter and then tackle you to the ground, holding you in place until the police arrive
>>225246406you'd be shocked, SHOCKED at how much money you have if you quit smoking if poor people didn't have such expensive excise-duty addictions, poverty would be extinct on the morrow
>>225246346What would going to Heathrow fix?
>>225246406WAIT CIGARETTES WENT UP BECAUSE OF LABOUR??? I'm gonna ween off smoking by the way and have a plan and goals because sometimes hardship is good as it causes you to do something with your life, being a player in your life instead of floating through it
>>225246445what if he then just started passionately kissing you on the lips and rubbing your bum?
>>225246445Do you still do taekwondo babe?
>>225246387reminder that the vast majority of the global population will think this is real
>>225246468fetting a chub on at that post
>>225246445Well hope you don't end up regretting acting a spaz today but good luck with the int meetups
>>225246288corr might do the sameand a glass of milk
>>225246481No, the school closed down
>>225246461
>>225245721remember one time I was walking up a street and 3 kids playing ran across me. the straggler was a chubby one that muttered "I hate myself". those kids were barely 10-11. self hatred starting that young her homelife was prob shitty. I should've given her some pep talk...
>>225246457If I was on a pack a day that'd be £16.40 a day£492 a month £5,904 a year Luckily I only smoke about 5 a day. That's still a quarter of those numbers. But I stubbornly refuse to cut down just because the government is punishing smokers.
>>225246387did he die
>Beicha is a small village of 128 people near Döbeln, in Middle Saxony. On 26 Sept., the villagers held a little village 'Oktoberfest,' sponsored by their local volunteer fire department.>Five migrants showed up, got drunk and started pissing in someone's garden. A fireman told them off, they left angry but they returned in four cars. Now there were nine of them. They attacked the lingering revelers at the village party, using beer mugs and broken bottles as weapons. They wounded nine people, putting six of them in hospital. Witnesses said there was blood everywhere.Howl
>>225246527And going to Heathrow would fix that would it? Go on then, how?
>>225246558>But I stubbornly refuse to cut down just because the government is punishing smokers.how about for yourselffood tastes better, you SMELL better, you're richer, you're less tired - the benefits are an endless list
>>225246558get them from duty free
my peanis is comically small
imagine if mass deportations actually happened and rorke was marching around like prefect snitches on where the indians were hiding kek
get the red squirrels replaced
https://youtu.be/-t_8wHn-cq4
>>225246602>>225246406>>225246457>>225246558yeah i get 200 for 20 quid when im on holiday
>>225245727ahh GEN X.. my knees... they're moving on their own!
if you smoke you should have to eat 999999999999999999 flies every day
>>225246594african scum, sink the boats i say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWQpKkIbAko
smelling all smashing and clean tonight, gonna have to skip the wank
I run /Brit/ without me there is no /Brit/, just a leaderless band of misfits posting images of quiz show hosts
>>225246600Yeah I could do that but I'm doing sober October right now. One thing at a time innit.
>>2252465585 a day is quite good numbers, I am doing 7 strictly, no more. Rollies or package?
>>225246654liking this post
tbf I quit smoking and I've got way more money which I now spend on booze
>>225246594>Middle SaxonyWhere is that in Germany?
>>225246668not mefreshly showered and wanked, the perfect end to the day
>>225246602There's a shop that does cheap ones under the counter but they're rank and fuck up my chest. Mate says they're floor sweepings and I can believe it
>>225246715yes, in germany
>>225246712I only smoke when I drink now
>>225246712SNICKERING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n78m3ssSRgs
bring back £5 marlboro goldsbring back smoking in pubs
nth for the gyaldem
smegelian dialectics
>>225246735Smoking's a mugs game in my opinionPouches are better and cheaper in my experiencePlus it doesn't rape your lungs
>>225246725Aye there's a dodgy paki vape shop near me that does fakers under the counter in a mad colourful funky looking packet
>>225246729'avin' a giggle?
>>225246749White dogshit needs a comeback too asap
remember the time as young lad i got black out drunk on tequila and was getting a bit to handsy with some girl i didnt even know only for the next memory of her to be her raging boyfriend and her crying. I hope this memory has disappearrd from her head and will soon from mines.
>>22524669020 Benson Blue (king size). Used to get that for £2.50 when I was at secondary school. £16.40. Gone up by over 500% because of FUCKING woke AND I can't even smoke them in pubs or clubs.
>>225246791>I hope this memory has disappearrd from her headit never will
>>225246776yes
>>225246762I love smoking but not just for the sake of it. Like smoking on a beach is great or in the pub smoking area chatting with folk
>>225246674IRL you'd be a loose cumrag tossed around and left a leaking quivering mess
>>225246793NEED THIS BRITAIN BACK XX (NO HATS NO TRAINERS)
>>225246793>Used to get that for £2.50 when I was at secondary school.Well you fucking shouldn't have had should you you disgusting chav sack of shit the age for smoking is 18 you disgusting mutant
please stop talking about smoking
I need to sniff Emma Watson’s ass crack.
yeah would be good if you could smoke in the pubs again but i reckon i would get cancer
bring back wanking in pubs
SMOKE MORESMOKE MOREDO MORE SMOKING
>>225246804i hope not i was so drunk i can't even remember what lead up to that just that we were out the back of a house and i was hugging her from behind saying i want to tell you something, i doesn't feel good desu i really shouldnt have done something like that.
>>225246835>the age for smoking is 18Pretty sure it was 16 back then so there's another way they've fucked us. And you should watch your tone when you're talking to someone you know could have you with one hand behind their back you ponce
Why did smoking make him that angry
>>225246793The VAT is a clearly anti-proletarian tax you schewpid cunt, has nothing to do with woke, "concern" over public health -the lowest common denominator- is a tool of the capitalists to shut you up and sell you bans. The left indeed was cooptes into this effort because it is mainly comprised of ego-maniac students with party leadership aspirations and compromised half-agents of the state.I used to do 5 for a time, but brought it up back to 7. 5 and package cigarettes too shows discipline. I am a bit envious.Use that discipline to delve into historical materialism.
remember cigarette machines in pubs?
aff tae bed
>>225246886the virgin sip vs the chad quench
>>225246889Can't do anything about it now so no point worrying about it. Shrug it off and learn your lesson and move on.
>>225246910yeah
>>225246893It was never 16 and I'll speak to you how I want my taxes from ALDI go towards funding your decadent and disgusting lifestyle
gave up smoking but couldn't quit the fags
>>225246933you take far more taxpayers money than you'll ever contribute
>>225246908This post seems very woke. Give us back our cigs you bastard
>>225246929remember when you could walk around town without seeing a non-white face?
>>225246933If seaside mark smoked you'd be on 40 a day by now
>>225246916Fuck you piehead you fat disgusting cunt hope your mum gets a hernia again trying to move you from your wheelchair to your bed you fat waste of space
atb
When I went to England I had a pint at that Dickens pub right by Paddington station. First pint I had in England.
>>225246942HEYYYYY!
>>225246951yeah. and for me it wasn't that long ago. had an influx of the cunts recently
>>225246949Fucking retard EFL, read what I wrote again.
>>225246947I'm a cultural icon
had one cigarette in my lifeit was alright i suppose
>>225246963
>>225246963yeah?
>>225246960You're a fat tranny cutter and a rape victim mate
as a LEGO net contributor i think we should liquify the LEGO neets and PIP claimants
>>225246923well nothing of it was every brought up by anyone and i never ever saw her again but just feels weird to have this reoccuring memory just show up every other day, ill just have to put up with the embarrassment every time is surfaces
>>225247003LAUGHING
>>225246933>The legal age to buy tobacco in the UK was raised from 16 to 18 on 1 October 2007If you're going to use a tripcode to let everyone know it's you every time then try not to be such an obnoxious ignorant fuckwit because everyone here will remember how you made such a silly wanker of yourself
>>225247013lego of that thought
>>225246963I went to some sort of chain restaurant for a pint and someone called me spastic for moving my chair loudly. Got called a spastic within 30mins of landing.
>>225247020i've had far more embarrassing moments involving women i just get on with it
bad thing to wishnot good for your soul
>>225246992I didn't even read it once mate how could I read it again?
certain demographics never contribute anything we'd all be better off without them
>>225246908At least VAT isn't as bad as welfare collectors who steal the wealth of the worker, they're worse than the capitalists
>>225247032sc
>>225247043i think it was the upset boyfriend and the her crying from a later memory in the night, i have no idea if i ever done something worse to her cause i was backout drunk.
>>225247013ROARRRRRRR
>>225247126>>225247126>>225247126
Lads, the post count.
>>225247029It's a character you newpoof
