green gartside's hairy arms edition
I run this general
*salad fingers voice*I wun dis jenwul
>Wife and Daughter Eat Beans on Toast For The First Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aNHMFbwfAUBONGED
I've never been in a pub and I'm 30 years young
I was really nice in the /brit/ that got deleted
>>225247161gp
>>225247169ktim til last year went to one on mates stag do pretty much sat there doing nothing the entire time dont see the point in them really
>>225247177scream
ireland is not sending its best posters to /brit/
>>225247177
>>225247126Mental that he's 70 in this pic
>>225247177howling because it looks like a speech bubble coming from a talking fire extinguisher
green gartside was at robyn hitchcock's 60th birthday why
>>225247246it really doesn't
Mad how rent free I live in the spaniard's head. I wish his brain was a mansion in Alicante or the outskirts of Barcelona.
>>225247220I don't really understand his beard generally, but it's better than that weird trucker/david brent style facial hair he had for a long time where there's nothing on the sides whatever that's called that was awful
>>225247263it kind of does
>>225247294yeah mate*talks to somebody else*
>>225247270Good to know you've given me information as to what strikes your nerve, the fact that you don't work and it's inconsistent with the ideology you go on and on about
>>225247263shut up>>225247308gp
as far as I'm concerned beards just exist to hide your face and that's scary and I don't like it
>>225247338gave that cunt a taste of his shoe
I had to give up cocaine, 6 years clean now. Back in the height of my addiction I used to put the wife to bed and then head on out to the local homeless encampment looking for crack and a bbc. If I couldn’t find it I’d just start screaming and kicking wing mirrors off on the street. This is all while my wife is at home none the wiser. Used to get arrested and booked and everything and be home by 6:30am and the wife hadn’t a clue. This is my sober journey
where am i to find depressed khhv men
i'm going to hurt you
>>225247372not here that's for sure
my gf has to get rid of spiders for me and i can tell it gives her a major ickluckily we dont get many in our house
>>225247377
>US Air Force removes all bombers from British air baseYanks out
>>225247220how old is he here?
You are a LEGO 31 year old who spends most of their free time whining on the internet
Deep state saw that russia isn’t slowing down anytime soon so they deployed the bioweapon psyop
>>225247338based
>>225247399total izzat loss
>>225247424
>>225247392well where can i find onei want to marry a virgin loner sweetheart
Is it true you get extra Allah points if you pray at Mecca?
>>225247418mental how they've been the shilling extra hard in the last month and now they're larping about a plague bioweapon leakmakes you think they are getting worried about the far right growing amidst the collapse of the economy , skyrocketting unemployment, all young men neetsthe end times are fast approaching
>>225247470Yeah it's like a double xp weekend
>>225247243Oh it's a character, silly me I thought someone was being retarded
i got 5 allah points when bossman remembered my order when i walked into PFC
>>225247476s
Imagine there’s no heaven. It’s easy if you try
>>225247517Behave
>>225247501roar
de BOMB BLAST
>The US has withdrawn all of its bombers from RAF Fairford
Honestly though how the fuck did mousey not get locked up for posting his bomb plans
Are you going to a party with your gf this Halloween?
>>225247589err don't think so
>>225247443I hate that japanese font I find it really difficult to read. I prefer something like maru gothic
>>225247588he said it was in lego
>>225247162Daughter's loving it ok she's loving it
just found out rucka rucka ali is an antiwoke zionist lol
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9randombattle-2692884476They're calling it the most bg game ever
Considering going back to runescape lads theres still alot of stuff I haven't done yet.
>>225247371thanks mate right. I was just wondering where to get some coffee though
>>225247470I think it's not just Mecca too but Mecca is one which gives you most points or something idk how that even works maybe they have higher and lower circles in heaven they can go to
>>225247476sc
>>225247578>trump is bombing again after rejecting a dealwoah...
>>225247631A few times he did, yes, but the majority of the time he was just straight up saying he was going to place a LEGO bomb in LEGO downing street
There’s poop on the weener!
had a mate who has bad seizures and is basically disabled now because of themdoctors don't know whygets triggered by the weirdest shitbut the colour yellow seems to be his biggest triggerhe just all of a sudden curls up, starts pinching his fingers together and dribbling so much it soaks his beard
>>225247702corr
>The governor added she will use her powers as governor to back new legislation to address what she called a "loophole" in sexual consent laws to make it more difficult to prosecute sex crimes in cases where the alleged victim voluntarily consumed alcohol or drugs.gay so at the very least it will be illegal to have sex with a drunk woman in new york now
>>225247162I looked up the Skyline Chili the lovely woman mentions and it is a chain restaurant which mostly make this thing called Cincinnati chiliAmericans poke fun at our foodage ok but look at this. it's like a cottage pie minced beef and some spices added with cheese on top and and put on top of SPAGHETTI
SAY SORRY GAY BOYhttps://x.com/fightsgac/status/2106403494320365660
>>225247742should say I still consider him my mate, but he doesn't come out anymore and is so depressed that he doesn't message us ever
>>225247314Sorry what?
>>225247754wtf are they doing over there
>>225247754that cheese isnt even melted...
>>225247749it is illegal to have sex with any women if she deems so at any point
any gibbymooers?
>>225247371Alri canslad
>>225247754Americans hate rice unless it's some flatfaced idiot telling them to have it with rovery katsu sauce
>>225247779no, most rape cases in the us and uk do not result in a conviction
>>225247764Concession accepted.
>>225247271i liked antz more and therefore watched the vhs infinitely more times than bugslifeâ„¢>>225247780UNFFFF
due to the sheer absence of any affection in my life i honestly don't think i want to continue on
>>225247782
>>225247760It is bad that I find this really hot.
>>225247782The lore behind the original timpeaks filename is that the Chinaman looks a bit like Josie from it and also it reminded me a bit of that camera scene in Fire Walk with Me ok
>>225247588He's based (me)
>>225247826son
Imagine if you took all the /brit/ posters from back in the day, the really normie ones and showed them a selection of mousenonce posts, then let them know that was basically all of /brit/ in the current dayThey would fucking weep!
*bobs my head*sirs
Spaniard is a "connection failed" message away from a meltdown it seems.
>>225247651Shit accountLike bleveryoke has those stats. If you want to get back in and do something maybe get 99 slayer which everyone seems to love. You can cannon 99 range and then slayer tasks Problem with slayer is that slayerbabs are brokies so they can't afford 99 prayer and to 'cannon mobs so maybe think about how you can warm some money
>>225247867thread is slow right now because /brit/ is like 90% normie and they've all gone to bed
>>225247813get a catberg
>>225247816I know it's not him but the fella on the left always reminds me of that Kane bloke who was a bully of Tim's and had his entire life ruined by 4chan in return Many threads deleted
genuinely thought this said BLACKEDyou've ruined me ladswon't forgive you
>>225247876i got 1bil did all the quests got bored and stopped playing desu
>>225247651i only play 2004-07 authentic private servers because i hate all the reddit shite in osrs
caught an Iron Man 1 streami'll watch it, genuinely good flick
>>225247976 like watching her videos and learning about all the dogs
can't tell if nanberg has early stages of dementia or is just experiencing the normal mental slowing down (she's 79)
um
>>225248036MODS
>>225247917Qrd?
>>225247742>>225247762Stuff like this makes me grateful for what I've got, however little it might be. I'd avoid posting stuff like that in here though, at least during normal hours, because some 11 year old edgelord will post a bradley walsh laughing reaction pic in response, reminding us all that we share this space with actual no-joke children (mentally if not literally).Fortunately it's a school night.
when you do a long fart and your bollockskin has to autonomously re-adjust
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9randombattle-2692898167They're calling it a mogging >>225247976YJK>>225247948Get 99 prayer and con lol
>>225248025more likely that she has it than not sadly
>>225247875You got sent into a meltdown from someone making a chip on your shoulder joke, you claim you live 'rent free' the heads of others yet you're not thought of by any user in here when we don't see you here cause you're dull however you kept bringing up that chip joke multiple times over the following days
>>225248025>(she's 79)corrr corrrr
>>225248134
Jeet webms
>>225248070>Get 99 prayer and con lolI could never afford it now seems ive told a porky it has been a few months but my bank is only worth 978m now don't know if i even want to play anymore
>>225248134he's a big lad
right well i've just woken up
>>225247796might as well get a few under my belt then x
>live alone in a rented flat>similar routine every day>slowly losing my mindI am turning into tim
does creatine actually make you lose hair
left arm and leg keep randomly going numb doing my head in
>>225247976ive watched all of these videosi listen to her voice when i try to sleep sometimes is that weird bro
>>225248196Join a hiking club
play rock and metal in my car whenever i drive and i dropped off my sister and her son to their place after a family party and my nephew absolutely loved metallica - master of puppets (obviously put more mainstream stuff on when other people are in the car)and he said 'you're so cool uncle anon'going to be upsetting when he grows up and realises im a loser
saw a couple of nerds in asda with matching lion king bags with disney pins all over them and wished i had what they had
>>225248150>those aren't pillowsOh.
>>225248205you are having a heart attackPANIC
>>225248230>my sisterever shag her up the arse?
>>225248238nah couldn't be that I do 4-5 brisk incel walks a week my hearts probably healthiest part of my body
>>225248196humans need a purpose to get up in the morning, something to work towards and keep them going. it can be something as simple as a hobby such as gardening, taking care of a pet or going to work.when you dont use your mind and body it deteriorates
took a pic of this weird tiger looking thing on one of my morning walks in tasmania last year
>>225248291proper tiger that is
>>225248230Tell me what car you drive and I'll tell you if you're a loser
>>225248269mo farah over here
>>225248205thats not good broare you overweight, diabetic or have heart problems?that sounds like a circulation issue. should probably take some aspirin and head to hospital
>>225248291Thylacine innit. Supposed to be extinct.
>>225248306Seen a deer on the cycle track I was walking on today. As I approached I got a fright cause I thought I saw antlers. Thought I was gonna get skewered by a stag.
>>225248334never seen a deer out where can i find them
>>225248252this is the "nigga" dog
>>225248304Focus Mk IV
>>225248356You could never be a loser if you tried.
>>225248343Nature paths or Cycle tracks seem to be really good for them especially early morning or late evening or you can take a trip north in Scotland and seem hundreds of exploded deer all the way north. It's actually insane the sheer amount of gore you see driving up there.
>>225248378It's my dad's old car tbf
>>225248343they have them in dunham massey national park and some other national trust places id imagine
>>225248157Nah construction is cheap Nice bossing gear there
>>225248323Overweight yeah the others not that I'm aware of. When I started frequently exercising any chest pains or any signs of diabetes promptly left.
I mean, look at us... we're just 12 angry men
>>225248397Even better. Keep it in good nick and one day it will be your son's.
>at gym>zoomer guy shows up and starts hoarding stuff in the squat rack he chose to sit beside>20 20kg plates, 2 benches, a box that he put in front of the squat rack between him and I so now he's using up 2 racks, a 5kg plate propped up on the box by a dumbbell>he just sits there for like 15 minutes on his phone not doing any lifts>only exercise he has done is from his hoarding adventure>figure he's trying to take a gym photo for his instagram or some other pointless endeavour>eventually leaves for a couple of minutes and comes back with another guy who he obviously doesn't know>zoomer sits on a bench with his back to the wall and asks the other guy to stack plates on his lap>like a wall sit except he's sat on a bench so not really>guy is obviously confused>keeps asking zoomer if that's enough plates>zoomer guy keeps saying no>about 10 plates in the zoomer buckles completely and drops every 20kg plate onto the floor>other guy was very lucky to not get his toes crushed>guy walks away bewildered and the zoomer guy just goes back on his phone and is likely still there now
>>225248434these niggas the days acting like some bitches like they fucking with you
>>225248434Does the gym not have a bloke working there to ask him what he's playing at? Only ever been to a boxing gym but I would've thought any gym would have a proper bloke working there.
>>225248471it's a 24 hour gym and the staff all leave by 10pm
>>225248434What a story Mark!
>>225248481What's stopping a certain element from nicking all the gear?
oof
>>225248481they should get a gym "nigga"
>its another boring gym-mong adventure
>>225248490Nickers?
>>225248490well you have to scan in and out and there's cameras so they could easily figure out who is stealing and just ban them. also the entrance is like this pod thing you step in which is really small so you're not getting much out of there
It loomsIt fucking LOOMS...
>>225248515I found it interesting and entertaining. A lot better than your post.
>>225248530>the entrance is like this pod thing you step in which is really smallHaha keeping out the fatties
>>225248511
Yeah I'm in a relationship now. Keeping it private though. Who knows what will happen at this stage. I'm glad it happened though x
