spooky edition previous >>225248123
Letterboxd is too smarmy for me
>>225250881
i give out cans of sardines for halloween
>>225250932i want her so much
filo anime
>>225250926Average Nova Scotian
Making sourdough bagels
>>225250912It's great for keeping track of what you and your friends have seen, but the average user is reddit incarnate
>>225250926
the gooey stinky goodness
in 26 years of living not only have i never had sex but i have never even had evidence of being wanted by anyone sexually or romantically
you can talk shit about skyrim but it did a lil sum
>>225251003Only contrarian bitter nerds talk shit about skyrim
>>225251004https://x.com/conkernasa/status/2089859333173686293>>225251010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK4JSwhdcdE
>>225251003>>225251010shut up todd. finish ES6 already
>>225251031>ES6It's going to be so bad but I'm going to play it anyway
>>225251004
pretty soon im going to be bodychecking gypsie and syrian granmothers at the food bank lines to get first dips on the least expired cans of tuna
>>225251025And to this world, to this scene of tormented and agonised beings, who only continue to exist by devouring each other, in which, therefore, every ravenous beast is the living grave of thousands of others, and its self-maintenance is a chain of painful deaths; and in which the capacity for feeling pain increases with knowledge, and therefore reaches its highest degree in man, a degree which is the higher the more intelligent the man is; to this world it has been sought to apply the system of optimism, and demonstrate to us that it is the best of all possible worlds. The absurdity is glaring. But an optimist bids me open my eyes and look at the world, how beautiful it is in the sunshine, with its mountains and valleys, streams, plants, animals, &c. &c. Is the world, then, a rareeshow? These things are certainly beautiful to look at, but to be them is something quite different.
>>225251092Dollar store deenz, $2 a tin.
>>225251112enjoy your mercury poisoning
>>225251025see you in the pleroma faggot
dollar store penis
deenz nuts
>>225251092I got a rack of beef ribs at Costco for 30 bucks the other day delicious
>>225251092Bud, we're gonna be having syrian grandmothers for dinner
Anyone have the webm of this video but its trump instead of the hyrax
>>225251149Is that like how old dairy cows are supposed to be good eating
>>225251120Ironically mercury poisoning is probably the least concerning thing in our daily lives.
>>225251172
>>225251112>Dollar storespend moar pls
>>225251190I shop at Dollar Tree, fuck Dollarama that's for black people.
Who the fuck invited Mr. I Don't Give A FuckWho cries about his daddy and a blog because his music sucks? (I did)Well, you fucking up, and truthfully I had enoughAnd fuck rolling papers, I'm a rebel, bitch, I'm ashing blunts (sorry)
There's nothing in a dollar store that I need
Black people be like>The CIA told me to drop out of high school and not pay child support
>>225251188People: Modern technology was a mistakeMe: Godzilla doing the griddy
>>225251229the love of your life might be waiting
>>225251247/our king/
>>225251229Can a nigga hold a dolla
.69 by the end of the week
>>225251229They used to be good for paper towels and stuff until Bezos invented overnight delivery, now they're like messy warehouses black people live in
the better team won
There is a cute girl with a nice pudgy ass at my Dollar Tree. She looks very plappable.
>>225251289Guess the bills didn't want it bad enough
>>225251289bills and razorblades, name a more iconic duo
>>225251290Hey brother tone it down for the kids
>>225251289josh allen is a fraud
our ninies won today :)
>>225251257I can fix her
>>225251304My lips on the gun barrel
Seahawks general
>>225251328your mom's lips on my "gun barrel"
>>225251289>Buffalo BillsDid they seriously name their team after Silence of the Lambs
do canadians watch american football
>>225251338Your dad's lips on my water hose
>>225251334
>*wakes up hungover*>I smell sex and candy here
>>225251349Yea, we even have superbowl parties
>>225251349Canadians watch beavers have sex then drink beer and talk about how cold it is
>>225251349We only watch the CFL in my house
>>225251378VGH, this is what Canada used to be about
>>225251273Amazon Canada sucks for regular household items. Paper towels and toilet paper are always out of stock.
>>225251372nuke quebec
>>225251372theres no way quebec likes the chiefs
>>225251349I find both NFL and CFL unwatchable
>>225251372who would willingly choose the raiders as their team? saskaskatroons i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQUFEbcMSk
Nfl has so many taco bell ads
>>225251372Funny that so-called Chudberta likes the team from the ultimate antifa troon city
>>225251368like double cherry pie there I wasDrenched in piss and dehydrated
>>225251416take the college ball pill
I'm in love and it hurts so bad!
>>225251449I didn’t grow up around football at all, so idk if it’s possible for me to give a fuck
>>225251372Who do our territorybros root for
Clown women owe me clown sex
>>225251172corrrr love a gud hyraxclosest related to elephants
Today I went to the hindu temple in robinsville, nj. It was ok
On se parle français ici monsieur
>>225251479my teams suck ASS and I still love cfb, its fun to see upsets and the big teams implode
>>225251480used to be the redskins
>>225251372KFC has a footba team?
qubecouis niggas be like"In the butt! habs lose!"
How do yuropoors survive without ranch sauce
>>225251503in quebec kfc is called pfk
>>225251502lol
did I tell you that I miss you?
>>225251480Too busy huffing gasoline
Habs are a kino team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZ3UU5pAPM
>>225251496gay
>>225251372The raped
Computers are so fucking gay it's almost unreal. I wish there was some way to have 4chan without the faggot shit that is a computer.
How about the super bowel, and it’s a competition for who can take the biggest dump on the field?
need to hug the cornell 1
>>225251583>you will never fuck Lisa Ann
>>225251594yea..
>>225251585uh oh stinky
>>225251583why do all american slam cattle want to dabble on maple cock?
If you were born in Arabia you would be the camel herder
>FRAUDGERS
>>225251585finally a sport india can dominate
I couldn't get far into Interview with the Vampire. There's a reason why I avoid vampire movies. All the bloodletting made me feel physically ill and like I was about to have a panic attack, which is my typical reaction to seeing that sort of thing. I'm gonna return my fuckin copy of the book I just bought, and fuck reading 'Salem's Lot too. Again, there's a reason why I prefer weird/Lovecraftian horror: not so much blood. I hate the sight of blood, it's a legit problem and I have come close to passing out and vomiting before. Can't get my blood drawn either. I hate it.
>>225251644If you have diarrhea you’re disqualified
It's time to talk about racism in the sun bear community
do something
Do accelerationistfag NEETs and "neurodivergent" tards ever think about how if shit ever does hit the fan they will be among the first to be eaten alive? Your trooncord friends aren't going to be able to help you when the lights go off.
.
how could i maintain internet connection in the event of an emp attack?
Put on some Alvvays*moans like an anime girl*
>>225251684
>>225251696touching grass
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/
>>225251708And this is why I don't donate my body to shit
>>225251708Science, bitch!
hello creampies
>>225251708>One FBI agent testified that he found a "cooler filled with male genitalia," "a bucket of heads, arms and legs," "infected heads" and a small woman's head sewn onto a large male torso "like Frankenstein" hanging up on the wall.why
I really need to start saving porn I like. More and more of my bookmarks keep getting taken down, and I know it's only gonna get worse.
>>225251725wazzzzuppppp!
>>225251734For the love of the game
>>225251583>4chan without the faggot shit that is a computer.but the faggot everything else is still ok? >>>/lgbt/
Mom found the penis cooler
Anyone ever tried this "sex" thing that everyone's raving about? Is it any good or just a meme?
>>225251696You don't
>>225251744whitest jens fan
Why is there a chudjak on the album cover?
>>225251761I've tried it with your mom and sister, got the clap both times
>>225251649you have the blood-injury syncope curse that i have, although i can handle blood in movies as long as its not some throat slitting degenerate shit
>>225251734alex jones is being proven right more and more each day kek
ITS OCTOBER, WHAT THE FUCK
>run a human chop shop>be named Stephen Gore
>>225251734there has to be images of this somewhere one someones device waiting to be leaked
I have a funny anecdote to share in relation to an above post, but there’s no way to do it without doxxing myself :(
gonna lie cheat and squeal my way to the top of the bottom
Do you like Mr. Beast?
business idea: legalize gay sex and heavily tax it
>>225251796There was a webm circulating on /gif/ for a while that was some Euro facility just filled with bodies being chopped up. Like hallways and gurneys with bodies just half dismembered, people in scrubs just shuffling around covered in blood. It wasn't AI slop either. Probably a lot of these bizarre centres all over the world for the same purposes.
tummy is gurgling and bubbling something awful
Old people just used to go to the candy store back in the day and said >One chocolate nigger please
>>225251796
>business idea: legalize gay sex
Finkin diss iss a Top 5 Dali painting fo mee.
>>225251838
>>225251834
>>225251820it was chinese i think
>>225251770Billions must dance
>>225251852Oh maybe, it's been a little while. I just remember it was definitely some weirdo foreign shit. I didn't save it, there's some things I just won't put on my hard drive.
>>225251854
do you have myopia?
WHITE PEOPLE, AM I RIGHT?!
this is the only place on the internet left where I can type the word "kike" and not worry about glowniggers tanking my social credit score
>>225251708
I like how during covid all the essential jobs were all the low paying stuff nobody wants to do
>>225251902they're not interested in doing that right now, they know a chud with nothing to lose is their most dangerous foe.
I went to "return" the book to Amazon but in the reason why I put that the book was badly damaged and they're gonna just do a returnless refund where they give me a gift card balance and I get to keep the book (which is in fine condition) LOL. Is this negro behaviour? Eh fuck it.
>>225251889
gock
Any real Americans fighting for the rights of every man ITT?
I look like this
>>225251958They don't want your cumstained copy of The Hardy Boys back.
its so over
are the "french" still at it?
gock threadgock boardgock website
>>225252013Don't be like that.It's going to get way, way, way worse. We haven't even begun to suffer.
was day drinking and now i have a hangover before i even went to bed
>>225250924
i rate this 6.5/10
>>225252055
>>225251971obama had mad rizz
>>225252064didnt ask
>>225252055rookie mistake. you're not going to sleep all night and you'll be pissing every hour.
tooting up a storm
>>225251971obama>lazy>laid back>no urgencytrump>eager>ambitious>focused
>>225252109exquisite bait
Raise your paw if you want to be shrunk down and stuffed in my foreskin
>>225252038
drinking milk
when i was born my mother did not emit a placenta, she emitted mud and sand with my body among it. this mud and sand was then gathered and added to the hospital garden where they exclusively grow roses. they have a very large and lush menagerie.
i think my eyes are fucked
>>225252188are u an orc?
>dude you should totally try my state's sandwich!!>get this... its cheese.... and meat.... in a bun!!!!>its super unique bro you won't find anything else like it in any other state
>text super telling him the water in the terlit seems low>uh yah anon I stopped by today and everything seems legit, this is the mandated water level of the city blah blah blah everythings up to code deal with itI SHOULDNT NEED 3 GOODAMN FLUSHES
>>225252203You wouldn't be complaining if it was a bagel
>>225252203>shalom! i opun new bakery an sell bagel>it is different then other bagel>believe me goy!
>>225252199no i am from virginia
>>225252225>>225252230i dont even like bagels they're annoying to use for sandwiches and not good enough to eat on their own
>>225252203Say that to my face cracka
>>225252240Earthbound vibes
israel;i niggas be likeOY VEY, this meshlugginuh bagel hurts my teeth!!
I'm not going to let a sandnigger living in a cave tell me what I should or should not enjoy.
>>225252245i like bagels with ..get this..meat and cheese on em
>>225252264
>>225252282damn...
>>225252300I like the skull looking at the guy's junk
would you?
>>225252325
>>225252330Would I invest in the Japanese Stock Market in 1980 to take advantage of one of the great bull markets of the 20th century? Great question! I would not! They are inferior to Korean products!
>>225252203Not sure if my state has an official sandwich. Pit beef is one famous one - we got it from German Jews I think. It's grilled beef on a brioche bun with horseradish sauce and onion. Crab cake sandwiches are iconic too, or softshell crab sandwiches if you're brave
>>225252346t. kim wong
im tired. cant take it anymore
>>225252422hi tired. i'm dad.
europeans b like:>i much prefer room temperature water over ice water because room temp water settles in your body better and is less of a shock on your digestive system
>>225252203>Oy gevalt cheese and meat is NOT kosher!!!!
>>225252369
>>225252430I always found ice water was best at helping settle a stuffed stomach. Personally, anyways.
>>225252422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQdbevaB-Q
>>225252429sent that freak flying
Bruh this is bullshit.
>>225252445I have never in my entire life seen a person eat a pastrami on rye here in California
canada cant into sandwiches stick to your poutine and timmys
>>225252462only the most annoying people you know call hotdogs "sandwiches". same for tacos, poptarts, etc.
>>225252466this map is better, last one was based on google searches
just give me something to break
>>225252445Yeah that's what I thought Crab cakes are pricey but they're great, especially if you find a good source. The best ones I've had are from a little shack in the woods near the Chesapeake Bay
How about a fat Arab bitch named Fatima
>>225252445i choose to believe this map because i'm from oregon and i love tuna melts
>>225252484wanna break the world record for the longest kiss?
>>225252484break dance
>oregon
>>225252478ill have the pheasant salad sandwich please
>>225252478I'm curious about the dynamite sandwich
crowd-funded transitions for lesbian cuddle partieslet's make it happen
>>225251372>raiderswot in tarnation
>>225252514>wanna break the world record for the longest kiss?I'm gonna start using this one, thanks faggot.
MGTOW thread
I call 'em the raidturds
If you got offered your dream job and then your boss called you into his office and admit to being a rapist but he was a really cool dude would you quit
im MGTOW
>>225252524i know about hexagons and octagons but i never learned about oregons in geometry class.
>>225252546>look inside>spicy sloppy joe
from the second i emerged from my mother's meat gates i knew i wanted to be a gangster
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. For this reason I won't be race-mixing.
can't wait to wageslave tomorrow i'm so excited.
>>225252588That's not very interesting but it sounds like it could be good
from the second i emerged from my mother's meat gates i was a gangster
>>225252608toil changed my schedule so I'm working tuesday instead of tomorrow(the busiest day of the week)
>>225252478The Gerber
>>225252597youll do nothin
>>225252575*preemptively rapes him to assert dominance*
got a new bike today
>>225252640i look like this and say this
Im the last white man in America
>>225252597We must return to monke
>>225252657I'm literally right here
i say i'm mgtow but in reality if i'm honest i'm just deeply closeted chinese
>>225252666yt devil
i should retire to kuala lumpur.
People I trust list1. All niggers
>>225252680ん
>>225252681>yt devilwhy do niggers say this?
goodnight
seriously hope at least one of you is a woman otherwise im wasting my time here
>its not a tournament of nations retardwhy do canadians say this?
>>225252721you don't do anything if it's not working towards some pussy?
>>225252740to annoy (You)
>>225252744 play video games and watch anime
>>225252721gock threadgock boardgock websitegock world
A penis? A succulent Chinese penis?
>>225252764what gender body does the penis flop off ofthis is important
they don't sell fake samurai swords at the mall anymore and i think that's really sad.
>>225252798what does a real samurai sword has that a fake one dont
>>225252798They used to have sword stores at the mall when I was a kid, but then some schizo stole one an started stabbing people, so he ruined it for everyone, and they got shut down
how is it possible that the director of the FBI looks like this, exactly? his eyes aren't even pointed the right directions
>>225252858Federal Bloody Indian
cant stop sharting
thread just died
sent the space brain laser to put everyone here to sleepnight night
How about a Brian space laser
I wish I had a job at a factory in China. It sounds kino.
Posting, in a dead thread, popo tryna catch me riding dirty
its my way or the highway
>>225253178Janny tryna catch me postin NSFWy
it's so fucking over it's unrealfor me that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>shitty movies with good musicHappens more often than you'd think sadlyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=AJAGgtWwvSk&
cant wait for breakfast
>>225250881Bleh!
Can't wait for when I eventually meet my future wife
>>225253742im here
I'm a discord janny now. I'm meeting and talking to so many people, this is so fun!Just talked to a 17yo dude who has some niche mutual animes on his listFucked with college work but that's a tomorrow problem>>225253325based
What are your thoughts on non-Oasis Britpop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKcXIFi-Rchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXPTnPmm78https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epqZrkxZ3_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dutG1mcfkpo
>>225253971>I'm a discord janny>Just talked to a 17yo dudeYou realize how this looks right
>>225253993>she's only 17 years, 11 months, 364 days and 23 hours old you sick fuck!
commiefornians and their ilk ruined the west coast
Hey guys
Wish I could just find some tiny island where I could spend my days eating fruit and doing nothing
>>225254138There's a great book about this>>225254087What is life like as an average Black Canadian
>>225254150>Black CanadianWhat’s that, like a Cat-Dog? An Apple-Orange?
I'm a curmudgeonly old man at heart
>>225254176You’re an old man at old fart
>>225254069California seems like it would have been pretty cool in like the 1890s
>>225254204i blame the hippies
>>225254204*Meadow Soprano voice*>dad it’s the 90s!
>>225253993sent that freak flying
>>225252913uh oh stinky
>>225252764imagine the smell
>>225252640*steals it from you*
>>225252330no
>>225252240is this real
>>225252104uh oh stinky
recycle>>225250899>>225250899>>225250899
>>225251708>2019
