Prev >>225248123Tone edition
I'm sticking with this one because it isn't quite Halloween yet>>225250786Masterful /cum/ relatetd comeback
Portuguese people are literal apes.
Gonna go buy me sum 'dro.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YGJebnzHkJkThis is the most fascinating document in all of Youtube shorts. The guy is ugly, the story is way too long and completely implausible, you think it's going to contain some amusing twist because it's so fucking tedious but it doesn't (I will not tell you the story, you have to watch this stupid shit). It's got 862,000 likes and 3,000 comments, most of which are facebook-tier taking the story at face value. There's a world out there, a great big huge world, of people who simply do not do cynicism.
>rubs my big fat bellyum… hewwo everyone :3>blushes
>>225253699Nice ‘jak
>>225253699Come back when you're an adult
>bath/shower faucet is busted >notify landlord >landlord wants to get the plumber to rip it out and install whole new spout, tab, shower head combo>new is a different configuration and there's no direct access to the rear wall behind the shower so they're going to have to cut opend and redo most of the tile after the install >this is going to wind up taking over a week i just know it
>>225250899real previous due to recycling >>225250881
are they gonna do it again?
>>225254390At least yours is responding, my rack in my closet collapsed in on itself and I've been waiting since last Thursday for those faggots to swing by
>>225254390For me? It’s when the property owner is really trying to pinch pennies on the repair, so he repeatedly orders the property manager to do a dogshit cheapest possible repair that doesn’t work, and then you have to hound them for months as they extremely slowly escalate up the repair cost ladder towards something that might actually work
Think I’m going to bite the bullet and get my testosterone levels tested. There are enough things that point to it (grade 1 gyno since middle school, high pitched voice, low confidence). Not sure what I’ll do if I get confirmation it’s under 300
Would you a black woman in whiteface
>>225254582Sounds like a really fun Halloween party BJ
>>225254444digits
tried jerking to gock.couldnt do it because i aint gay enough
>>225254444Are you referring to the Black Plague lab leak in Russia
Beautiful risings kings
>>225254556I want to get my IQ tested so I can stop wondering whether or not I'm retarded
>>225254444I guarantee this will kill its hosts too early like Hantavirus did and go nowhere
what userscript should i vibecode next?
>>225255171Saints Row IV and Cyberpunk 2077
>>225255121I got mine tested and got a 107. Was realized it wasn’t below a 100
>>225255171Make something for ESLs that when you highlight a word pops up, not a translation but a phonetic spelling
>>225255224*relieved Damn maybe my IQ IS below 100
>>225255224triple digits, that's all I ask for>>225255247lol
>>225254390You can shower at my place
Back home after a month in Europe.I hate every country that isn’t America and love it here.The American government sucks, but everything else is just the best on earth.Also European food is shit; they always whine about American food being too sweet but won’t acknowledge that all their food is drenched in fat/oil and unseasoned.
Shitting
woke up this mornin got myself a cum
He’s using a ladder
>>225255418Based I already know how fake and gay their bread whining is so I suspected
If you’ve ever had your license suspended you’re officially in the loser club
>>225255555Holy digits/cum/ is popping off tonight
>>225255556Never had a license to begin withRely on mommy and daddy and little sis for rides, you see
i need 50 million bucks
>>225255418european food is just boiled cabbage and sausage
*sigh* another day where I must pine for the object of my affections and bask in her beauty while she ignores my existencewhy even bother just hit me with a bus and then have me run over by a minivan with a small family in it
>>225255688Well you’re just a late bloomer
holy fuck this cheese is delicious
>>225255956Have some more
>>225255956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Akkg65Wizw
>>225255908Do you really want to be with her when you're essentially a frustrating person to be around?
>>225256159not going to entertain your projection or look at your gay comic (no offense)
>>225255747For real, I genuinely struggled to get enough protein without OD’ing on fat, and eventually gave up and ordered protein powder and a mixer bottle from a pharmacy, which is apparently where you get protein powder as there is like zero lifting/health culture there. I inadvertently learned the words for protein/fat/calories/carbohydrates in basically every language.
Mamdani is a hero
>>225256331if the amerimutt standard for being a hero is being a soulless, people-pleasing, brown terrorist kikeslave, then yes, he sure is.
>>225256159Bf seems self-absorbed but still better than being alone
>>225256171you're the single one in a one-sided relationship
>>225256475Bro is from Liechtenstein lol
>>225256485and you're the r9k incel posting an essay in comic form to drag people down to your wretched, decrepit level
>>225256504pretty great cunt. unless you're looking for things to do for fun, that is.
>>225256711Are you a real Liechtensteiner or just a proxyfag
>>225256527projection
>>225256475His job is being a public servant. He's supposed to people-please.
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
>>225256808sure bro
off to the wagecage for another day of pleasantry
>>225257325none of those were me
This has been a very calm night. The memes were funny and the music was just right. I wish I could rape Anya Forger from Spy x Family. Sudden urges, ya feel?gn
>>>/gif/31258561had a wank
>>225259082ugly, the OP is better
>>225259082Why does she have a penis
>>225259421Because it's a man and anon is gay
>>225255418haha you had to walk for the first time in your life and couldn't handle it.
hello
i was toiling at gymberg's house
>>225259578Nta but I doubt that had anything to do with it. Of the many times I've been to europe I didn't have to walk any more than I normally do at home
>>225259587Nigga always talmbout some hello
we live in a wretched world
Penis man
Going for a ride here soon. Never been out this way on my bike, not sure what the trails are like. Not a big fan of the scenery but it should be pretty mild climate at least
Now don't be crazy, yes, now, of course you can stay hereBeen in a touring band for going on ten years
people who have genetic abnormalities should not reproduce
>>225259662because you're a shy little dweeb who stayed in the hotel.
Asian men with white women piss me off more than black men with white women. At least the black man can satisfy her with his BBC, you ain't satisfying anyone with that tiny yellow penis. Anyone else feel like this?
Can't remember the last time I had a banana split
Ah need fo chicken wangs friend HARD an shit
>>225260599Not at all, I just used the metro or train/bus.
A gay jew on npr is telling me why plastic toys are better for children than wooden yoys
The Russian government be like "Russia is strong" and then has shit like a black plague outbreak like there are an African nation lmao
>>225260952Why are you listening to NPR?
>>225261049They*
>>225261070Doctor said I had too much T and I needed to bring my levels down a bit
i don’t know why nobody has thought to make a social media website that rangebans all undesirable countries and makes you take an iq test before you’re allowed to post
>>225261070NPR used to be good. "All Things Considered" was peak comfy like 15 years ago.
>>225260952what’s his reasoning
>>225261101Allegedly, 4channel.org has a IP rangebanned entire countries now
>>225261118What flag even is that how the fuck do you know about not all the way over there in whereverthefuck
>>225261166My phoneberg is rangebanned but not my desktop
>>225261262Thats probably more to do with your browser cache
>>225261166They gotta add Brazil.
>>225261234Proxynigga my /cum/bro, ain't no Sri Lankans listening to NPR. In this general we encourage anons to resist the janny.
>>225261340Throw in Israel and the UK too
>>225256159foidian psychology be like: talk through my problems? nah i’ll just spiral into foid psychosis and make a gay webcomic
>>225261559Women just expect men to psychically know about their problems and solve them, directly talking about it is wrong o algo
I just found out I'm hiv positive
>>225261748What that mean
>>225261748Lol sodomites
Apu, Apu Apustaja
>>225261748Why are you being so hiv negative rn
>>225259098Big Sopranos fan?
>>225260067…take me by the handLead me to the land that you understand
Why is Bill Gates talking about "1 billion dead people"
Henlo I'm on top of da roof
>>225262102Are you roofing
>>225262022I mean the op of the thread they linked, the one slapping his balls in the chastity cage is actually cute compared to the obvious plastic surgery beast of that specific post
>>225262147AC inspection
>>225262022
>>225262099Bill Gapes be like pic related
>>225262169*dons my female body inspector shirt*
Thousands must be happy
>>225262099worthless feeders are taking away resources that could be better used on AI datacenters
>>225262229If the AI crowd starts getting rid of billions of thirdies, I would like them more
>>225262229>feedersYou mean people who fetishize making women fat?
>>225262292>>225262312The leaf dichotomy
Since covid I went from a hot twink with three friends with benefits to a fat bald walmart worker living with my parents
>>225262349gg
How many vax and boosters should I get for this pneumonic plague infection from Russia?
Are you guys excited for the 20th season of Murdoch Mysteries?
>>225262457How is that show still going?
>>225262457Do you mean Murdoch Murdoch
>>225262457Never heard of it
>>225262457i thought that show ended years ago. how many mysteries can one man possibly solve?
I keep my workspace in a state of general disarray
>>225260884which doesn't exist in America.
>>225262547What do you get out of pretending America doesn't have buses and passenger trains?
Absolutely loving this Mintberry Crunch ice cream on waffles
>>225262751that is extremely fat of you
>don’t finish a meeting on Friday because it ran late >don’t remember what we were talking about or what was really going onHaha
Kek
>>225262835no one cares about your bumfight
>>225262866Your father is a bum cunt
>>225262781You never put a scoop of ice cream on a waffle? Leafpoors really have it rough. I but you tried it with Chutney, though
>>225262933Chutney on a cow patty… chef’s kiss
Do Europeans really fight wars over land that they claim their ancestors owned 300 years ago?
>>225262989Europeans don't fight wars like that anymore>inb4 UkraineThats over soviet borders +30 years ago, like the Georgia thing
>>225262989I’d like to acknowledge that America is situated on the unceded traditional territory of indigenous pipo
>>225263068Humans are very AnthropocentricDid anyone ask the buffalo?
>>225262989Are USAians still grovelling to blacks over slavery that occurred 300 years ago?
>>225256159this comic doesn't work because drawing the guy as chudjak creates a totally false set of expectations around his behavior, like it doesn't click until the last panel that she's trying to depict him as just retarded, you expect him to be a wallpuncher
>>225263095I’d like to acknowledge that the Buffalo are trampling and eating the traditional unceded territory of the grass people
Good morning spengs.
>>225263151Women use terms like chud or incel with zero understanding of what it means
>>225263180they also don’t understand POV due to a fundamental confusion about the subject/object dichotomy, and seeing themselves as objects rather than subjects
>>225263100No, it’s a big point of contention between whites and nonwhites >>225263155Who lived here before grass colonized the Earth? Anyone ever ask the single celled organisms?
https://www.nobelprize.org/>The Nobel Assembly at Karolinska Institutet has decided to award the 2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine jointly to Karl Deisseroth, Peter Hegemann and Georg Nagel “for their discoveries concerning light-gated ion channels and optogenetics.”>Hegemann and Nagel discovered channelrhodopsin, a protein with unique properties. They found that regardless of which cell they put the protein in, those cells became light sensitive. Deisseroth introduced the gene for channelrhodopsin into nerve cells from rats. By illuminating the cells with blue light, he was able to trigger a nerve signal. Later, he made this light-controlled switch for nerve cells work in the brains of living mice.>This method for controlling nerve signals with light is now called optogenetics, and it has rapidly gained global impact.>To understand how the brain forms memories, feelings and behaviours has long been a dream for researchers, optogenetics makes it possible to switch on, or off, the activity of individual nerve cells in a living brain. This method is now being used in laboratories around the world to reveal the brain’s mysteries.
where's my federal mandate gf?
>>225263266Man made horrors
benis
>>225263301
>>225263326kek
It kind of mental how heavy handed and severe the united states was in forcing european immigrants to learn and speak englishDuring the wars if you were caught speaking german or italian you would literally be arrested on the spotOnly to then let every single mestizo into the country and let them speak spanish and even encourage and facilitate it to the point where america is like canada where everything has to be in English and spanish
>>225263304maybe they can use this to examine the brain of chuds and fix them.pic rel is the scientists, 1 american and 2 germans.
Just not right the English insisted upon everyone in the world learning their languageIts negative consequences are still felt to this dayImagine if german and French were allowed to be spoken in americaYou wouldnt have any yanks posting here and they could have acted as a counterweight to the english speaking areas of the countryYou also wouldnt have millions of indians speaking english either
>>225263372That was our biggest failing. And by "our" I mean Democrat self flagellating losers who think it's "racist" to have to speak English and would give half this country back to Mexico if they could
>>225263100Canadians are living on stolen land btw and owe the natives gibs
Imagine if Cajuns still spoke French. That'd be kind of cool, but ultimately it's for the best that everyone was forced to learn English
I make a good post and some bovine goy cattle starts talking about fake partisan american "politics" as if its real*sighs*
>The American State was able to act rationally and in its interest from 1900-1970 and then suddenly started behaving like it's embarrassed by its own existence and can't do the things it needs to do anymoreAmazing how this is literally everything
Thoughts on super intelligence
>>225263519O tempora O mores
>>225250899From the city of Boston>Stop giving reenactors of the founding fathers liquor and joints >They wouldn't have appreciated in their life time you giving them weed or liquor >Also stop throwing panties at Ben franklins statue
>>225263301struggling with white supremacy and misogyny and racism, Canada needs to do more to combat these things. i think conscripting young men into the army and having them serve alongside Pvt. Ranjeet and Captain Hampreet will do wonders for them. Israel and Ukraine need us more than ever. time to step up.
anyone here from o block?
>>225263525Im a pooper intelligence
The state mandated girlfriend will be horrendously ugly and freakish in nature
>>225263559BANG BANG
Why are y'all so pathetic
Israel this, Russia thatWho do you support in Sudan?
>>225263631the black guys
>>225263631The Venezuelans and the Colombians lmao
>>225263644Argentine post
One of the funniest things LTG ever said was when he was livid that they removed Urien's EX Headbutt in Street Fighter 5, and he said someone in a suit must have banged someone's gf at Capcom and he was like *in stereotypical Japanese accet"* " Remove da EX Headbutt"
I think it's wild that southern people have so much pride for being turd world compared to us
>>225263675They're the only real Americans left while you're goycattle mind raped kikeslave
>>225263673Thats hilarious dude I can't stop laughing
I second sending young Canadians and jeets to die for Ukraine. The post quality from their country will vastly improve
>>225263675>spergs out about seceding every time something doesn’t go their way in congress >north doesn’t give them their way ONE time>get stomped>spend the next 160 years crying about it A noble creature, the Southroner
So, the cornell 7, are we ready to talk about that?
The gambling epidemic is really pernicious because it's punching down on exactly the personality matrix women like -- risk taking optimistic extroverts into sports and mass culturelike here's a list of guys that don't gamble: Paleoconservatives, Homosexuals... lets see, who else... Mormons, supposedly
>Lesseramerican>calling someone “goycattle” while their governments ban saying bad things about Israel or not buying Israeli products
>>225263743Funny thing is when I did work for my uncle my foreman got angry because I said when good old country boys fought a military Sherman and Grant kicks their sss
>>225263733>young Canadians and jeetswhats the difference?
>>225263784Texas isn't the south, it's its own thing. And how passive aggressive and womanish to to @ me, like a little snitty bitch lol
I sure love talking about politics
>I sure love talking about politics
>>225263829The average southern >White but acts black >Gets angry when you are polite >Excuse me NVM and oh sorry >Doesn't clean up anything >Is fat as a whale >Has 3 baby mamas>Lives in a shitty trailer >Thinks speaking big words is queer>Will get angry when you say stuff like >My mental health matters
you guys are talking about politics but you don't even know how a bill gets passed in the legislature lol lol
The word nettoyant in french means "cleaner"
is arkansas the south? i know a gay guy from there.
i'm sleepy
>>225263919Not politics and there are several different paths
I bet you guys don't even know the three branches of government
>>225263228Fun fact: grass is a lot more evolutionary recent than you might expect
Only times I been to the South was Alabama and Jacksonville Florida both made me appreciate being from Boston
>>225263970The kenesset is one of them
Did you hear about the plastic godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't reuse.
>>225263970My dick, my balls, my word
>>225263970macdonalds, burger king and wendy's
>>225263970sex, semen, vagina
>>225263372In Canada and Australia we are specifically taught in schools the White only immigration period was wrong but literally every argument they made back then for why it was necessary has been proven correct
How about the chinese godfather
>>225263973Angiosperms only evolved pretty recently too
ate mcd’s goyslop last nightnow feeling horny this morning. you’d think with all the söy and sneed oils that wouldn’t be the case
Non southerners are racially ambiguous Globohomo warrior coastal effetes who have no culture and make their salary their personality They are passive aggressive and womanish, weak crybaby fags
>>225263519This is every Western country now, the only difference is the end date
Patrick o' Connolly-BiancoProud bostonian
Lots of new build houses in my nothing town for sale and none of them are posted on the usual sites
>>225264023The government is putting steroids in fast food to create a generation of hyperfertile supersoldiers
>>225263970Corporate lobby Knesset Pedophile cabal
>>225263605Realistically if they ever did this it would be some ugly single mother refugee or unpleasant dysgenic local single mother
>>225264062Bien dit
>>225264022One of the greatest evolutionary mogs of all time
The right and left fight about who’s ruling pedophile class are the most pedophile-y
>"evolved"fuck off
>Mein Kampf (right ear) >The Holy Bible in Mandarin x3 speed (left ear)
>>225264057Why can't they just give me the tren directly? I would literally prefer that
>>225264085Kinda funny how 2016 schizo politics are now mainstream but we still have the same partisan divide
>>225264085Americans have two modes: raping kids or killing kidsThere is nothing an american hates more than a defenseless child
They cheapened the whole Buffy/Angel romance when they made Spike get a soul and fuck her too
>>225264084Oh, yeah?>throws rock at you again, but overhand this time
Jews actually believe God made the world in 7 days
Anyone know how many days it took for Romulus to create Rome? I knows it’s at least 2.
>>225264116I actually laughed out loud at this
>>225264161Just wait until they get the red heifer to be born...
>>225264026>Non southerners are racially ambiguous Globohomo warrior coastal effetes who have no culture and make their salary their personality>They are passive aggressive and womanish, weak crybaby fags>That is why I live in a trailer and get all my food from the family dollar and dollar tree >One moment I am gonna do meth and have 50 kids >Btw I never completed highschool and don't even know what obtuse means
>>225255119NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FROM THE CURRENT YEEEEEEEEEEEEAR
>>225264161Jews do not believe almost any of the Bible literally, some of them are outright atheists even but still consider themselves Jews
I just busted a fat load to all of your moms
>>225264238post pic
trying to wrench pleasure out of my cock like a doomed Oklahoman desperately working the iron spigot in the dust bowl days
Southerners and Northerners? Both pathetic homosexuals.Now Westerners?Southerners can’t help but cosplay as cowboys for some reason instead of dressing in their actual cultural garb.
>>225262595pic related, this is how long it would take public transit to get me to a city that's 9 miles away from my house.
>>225264216Why do you think everybody in the south lives in a trailer? Houses are far more affordable in the south than anywhere on the coasts. You're spouting stereotypes from like 50 years ago
I need to have it absolutely frigid in my room when I sleep. Window wide open, fan on full blast, stripped down to t-shirt & undies with a light sheet only partially covering me...perfect.
>>225264231Jew is ethnic and religious You can be an ethnic Jew but a Christian (Marx was raised Christian despite being a Jew)
Jewleaf can you confirm this? >>225264231
YHWH is a crazy murderer i much prefer the loving Jesus
>>225264279Yank faggot
>>225264279 There's no such thing as traditional southern garbOther than your picrel which im not convinced isnt an apocryphal meme southerners just wore normal ass clothes just like anybody else historically.
I know Jew with a name that could be considered a racist stereotype but he converted to Catholicism (he’s a Chud)
>>225264299I been to the South maybe 5 years ago and it made me realize God damn you live like this
>>225264365Sleeveless flannel shirts, faded jeans and trucker caps are southern wear
>>225264363Seething niggerGo wear a white suit and sip your mint julep you dandy faggot
My internet bill went from 39.99 to 49.99 :/
Friendly reminder: California, Texas, and the Southwest were turned brown by the ruling class on the eastern seaboard through laws they didn’t support
Lift with your back
>>225264420
Business idea: make lots of money
>>225264414Other than the sleeves people from colorado and shit used to dress just like that tooThats just generic 1976-2009 rural casualwear
>>225264291That's
>>225264446Yeah with their long hooked costal elite noses and their costal elite 'fros and those little costal elite skullcaps they wearHate those costal elites me >.<
>>225264446Both very liberal and always Mexican
Next poster is gay!!!
Moving to Forlorn Hope, Alaska (USA)
>>225264161Actually, God made made the world before the first day ended, and we don't really know how long the first day went on for. The sun itself was only created on like the 4th day.
>Please wait a while before making a post of verify your email hereWill it ever go away?
>>225264410Yeah there are people who live in trailers and are meth addicts, but that's not everyone. If we're gonna judge an area based on its absolute worst elements then northerners live in smog filled homeless encampments with fent zombies stumbling around everywhere and illegal immigrants driving drunk killing citizens
>>225250923>it isn't quite Halloween yetEveryday is Halloween
Business idea: import millions of browns every year to keep funding our social security scam (anyone below the age of 65 right now will never see a penny)
>>225264556Brilliant. We pay taxes, they clog up our emergency waiting rooms.
>>225264556Shieeeeet ima get mines. One way or another. Like brotha Malcolm said, "By any means necessary"
Is it Christmas?
>>225264307Some Jews still consider themselves jewish ethnically and religiously but are atheists somehow, it really do be like dat
>>225264604No, its Diwali you stupid cunt
>>225264553My parents didn’t let me celebrate Halloween and didn’t let me go to school on Halloween if it fell on a school dayThey would make me close the curtains, turn off the lights, and read the bible under a book light
Breakfast was the usual: some homemade sauerkraut, a glass of water, then oatmeal with a banana, cottage cheese, chia seeds, and flax seeds and wheat germ
Did jesus know santa
>>225264640youre going to be doing a lot of brapping today
I wasn’t allowed to play or watch Pokemon because it used the word evolution
>>225264655Know him? Santa still owes him 40 bucks.
>>225264637grim
>>225264299Depends if you count Maryland and Virginia. Housing is expensive here. Quality of life is good though
>>225264553That's where I really blew it... I wished for a big pumpkin head.
>>225264670I wasn't allowed because my dad told me pokemon stood for Pocket Monsters and monsters are satanic.
>>225264667My gut is used to it. It doesn't like too much sugar
>>225264670I wasnt allowed to watch it because my dad was anti-weaboo shit
>>225264640Fat>>225264667Basically no fibers
>be fast food location>force people having to use the bathroom really bad to buy smth (cheapest thing is a cheeseburger for $10 thanks Obama!)This should be illegal.
Why did Jesus create Halloween then
>>225264703Pretty sure me telling my mom it meant pocket monsters was the start of her hatred of Pomemon
>O Canada!! *Everyone boos*
>>225264655No, Saint Nicholas was born 300 years after Jesus was born Children just got kidnapped and beaten by Krampus on Christmas until Santa was born and defeated him in battle near Athens
You can thank the state of the world today to one man, a Kenyan-born, muslim jihadi extremist woke liberal terrorist named Barack Hussein Obama!!!
https://youtu.be/2twLJU_ggGI?list=RD2twLJU_ggGI&t=84
>>225264670>>225264703Retard parents award>>225264722Based father award
>>225262124
>>225264670that episode where they get attacked by gyrados and it ends on a still shot of like 7 waterspouts spooked me as a kid, still lives in my head like 20 years later
Say Wallahi rn
I'm making the new. No one else make one!!
Trump’s term compared to Biden:Gas prices: DOWNUnemployment: DOWNInterest rates: DOWNNumber of wars with Iran: DOWN
>>225264945No, me
Trump is god.
>>225264969I made an early newEveryone is in there posting already
>>225264945It don't work like that, sweet cheeks.
I'm gonna make TWO news
>>225264992I made the new yesterday, slowpoke It's already got 200 replies. Better luck next time! Fool.
>>225250899tony is the type of guy to keep killing sangheli even after a peace treaty has been signed
>>225265024I’m gonna spam it with gore
>>225265073>>225265073>>225265073
NEW>>225265047
New!!>>225265047
decisions, decisions
>>225263631The RSF is a UAE proxy, which is in turn an Israeli proxy, so I lean towards the legitimate government (but mostly don’t care)
