Monday edition
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>>225254255
backberg is completely fucked and I can't sleep
>>225254274it morning
>>225254274by a roman chair and walk 10 km a day, literally fixed my back with this
>>225254221yh but it's affecting me
>>225254285>walk 10 km a daywho got time for that
mighty start talking like zap brannigan from futurama
they've been nothing but trouble really since we started letting them in
just get bored sometimes and start pretend sneezing
>>225254308it's an hour and a half at normal pace, even 5km will do
>>225254308get a walking treadmill
Do you think `Mouse` looks like Mr. Bean.
rising gyaldem(all nighter)
>>225254333or that
>>225254336these all nighters cant be good for you young man
got a wanking treadmill me
'lo
>>225254336Genuinely grim
nigga think he adele
>>225254382nigger
>>225254285nah bruh what kind of diddy ahh thang is that?
>>225254360I just need to get through this batch of tabs and I'll be back to sleeping every night. hopefully will be done by tonight or tomorrow
>>225254413Can't imagine the cringe of actually seeing people do this in a public place. The west has fallen.
>>225254425what a fucking failure of a man you are lol
>>225254425tabs of what?
>>225254424dyel? it's the best way to train your lower backpowerlifters use it a lot for recovery
last two films I bothered going to the cinema for cause people were raging over them project Hail Mary and the new resident evil. both absolutely fucking wank and both experiences ruined by demon youths as well never ever going back to the cinema
just played a tune too heavyweight for the misses
>>225254424it's a chair that you lean on to you and they blow out your back until you feel no back pain, your asshole does hurt though cured a girls back pain on one of those - true story
>>225254421you've insulted me
>>225254425do you ever think about the decisions you've made throughout life that brought you to this pointdo you do literally anything with your time that isn't ogling at retarded whores on your computer
>>225254425dude that new goat holo plays valorant *horse emoji*
Bird did a poo on my head yesterday, last time I feed a single bird
>>225254493brings you good luck that lad. be thankful
>>225254413yeah, they aren't orange enough
Lifting is a runt hobby
rorke mulling on what it truly means to be english
dads had a stroke ...
>>225254515but posting on 4chan is the patrician hobby yeah?
mad how it’s 2026 and buttons they put in emails to link you to websites and stuff never work you just click them and they do nothing
>>225254499So they say but just feels like cope for having shit in your hair
>>225254539yeah?
>>225254529Yh
>>225254553cant even type out the full word because you know you got handled with that one hate to see it
>>225254466kek
Woke up and just done the foulest poo imaginable
need power electronics gf
>>225254548baldchads win again. we can just wipe it off
The sweltering autumn of '26
>>225254586most of them suck but there's a few good ones
>>225254601at music that is
Must go and sit at the laptop, there's no avoiding it
>>225254425good lad
/brit/ niggas be like >my treadmill is out for a walk
>>225254646the toilstation is always there looming
might start supporting real madrid lads.
>>225254449mental health for(relative) and X mostly. but my self undiagnosed ADHD sends me on too many side quests like the chon. but those tabs are for another day>>225254477streams are mostly ambient these days, I cheek in and out while I crack at tabs. I focus more when watching sports. football, f1 and the odd boxing night, oh and anime of course>>225254486I've heard but I've not managed to catch a stream of her playing VAL yet. think she's immortal rank>>225254664xx>>225254699why? mou is washed and vini's confidence is in the mud, they won't win anything this year
scream @ the evil millennials who bought a house beyond their means in 2020 with a 1% mortgage and are now panicking they have to pay a normal rate
aha great stuff. parents are fucking shit so let's throw taxpayer's money at it
my big machine @ new toil
might cop a ban to keep me off the chon if I can't get my shit cleared by tonight. p*** probably
>>225254763leave, fuck off, be gone you utter cretin
>>225254763don't do it lad it's not worth it
>>225254740Yeah im sure its these kinds of kids :)
22 deg in octoebr take the fucking PISS
The September 11 attacks, colloquially known as 9/11, were a coordinated series of suicide attacks perpetrated by the Islamic terrorist organization al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. A total of 19 hijackers commandeered four commercial passenger airliners. The first two planes were flown into each of the Twin Towers at the World Trade Center in New York City, while the third plane crashed into the Pentagon, the headquarters of the United States Department of Defense, in Arlington County, Virginia. The fourth plane crashed in a rural field in Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt.
>>225254734Genuinely can't understand how stupid people are. This was a valid option 30 years ago with interest only mortgages but the house of cards is too tall now. I'm paying out the arse because interest rates got fucked right when I needed to renew, but it is still within my means
>>225254744>>225254769Desperate to fit in Swede
>>225254798bit obsessed with 9/11 aren't you fella
>>225254710so your entire life is just you sitting at your computerdo you at least have some kind of mental disability or something because that’s fucking insane mate normal people aren’t supposed to live like this
Toil, I've been assigned hours on a project that's due to last all month but I've already done everything so I've essentially got a month off from any work... Not bad
>>225254828Stop pretending you’re normal you cringecase
>>225254834no doubt a jeet project manager planned that and wasted a month of resourcing
another sleepless night worrying about phil foden's legacy
>>225254794we're looking at a jumper-free winterbarbecue at christmasaussie style
>>225254778I won't I'll get it done x>>225254828beyond utilities, job centre and doctor trips with relative. I go for incel walks and meet up with mates during the holidays>>225254881haaland's injured, marmoush is at spuds... it's time to put fodey back in the second striker role he thrived in
>>225254860i’m not mate every poster here is somewhere on the freakazoid spectrum. just don’t like having to share a general with the cunts at the very bottom of it
My colleagues in the toilsquadron always make fun of my packed lunches. Today I brought in a tray of sushi, a ginsters cornish pastie, a whole cadbury’s pot of joy tub and three apples and they’re all taking the piss out of me. Seems fairly to normal to me?
>>225254909>haaland out>anfield magic>JUSTICE on our sideit's going to be a demolition job on sunday
>>225254922Sounds like you’re just projecting your shame onto someone who isn’t ashamed
>>225254928what do they say?
>>225254944puerile way to think about these things
theyre snoring evilly
>>225254909your family would probably be relieved if you died
>>225254928just fucking ignore them. bet they think nothing of going out and spending 15 quid on a sandwich and drink for lunch every day.
>>225254928its just banter you soft sperg gimp
>>225254928blimp of a man
>>225254945Say that I eat like a dog that has become human for a day>>225254992Yeah they all go to Pret for their lattes while I drink from my 12 pack of monster energy I keep in the toil fridge
>>225254928fuck em bunch of losers
he just made that post up and you fell for it like mongs
>>225254909undiagnosed adhd*>>225254860he's one of pic related niggas>>225254930bless, shammy will be shook the moment they step on the pitch>>225254985nah, I've been told by family members I'm a reason they didn't ack
>>225255015oh no, do i feel embarrassed...
>>225254928bring it in every so often, heck share some of it and they'll soon shut up
A few weeks ago, my daughter-in-law had an emergency at work and decided to drop my grandkids (ages 8 and 10) off at my house. She called to let me know, but I didn’t pick up.When she got to my place, she dropped the kids off at the gate and drove off, just assuming that I would be home. But I wasn’t home; I had taken a mini-break with a new male friend and was out of town. My neighbor, seeing two children alone on the porch, called CPS, and the situation escalated badly from there. My daughter-in-law is now furious at me for not keeping her informed or answering her call. My son screamed at me for “abandoning his kids” to “go whoring with some wrinkly old guy.”
>>225254740It's actually insane how raising your child is just being increasingly outsourced to the state and nobody seems to care Can't be bothered buttering some toast? Breakfast clubsToo lazy to teach your kid to use the toilet? Don't worry we'll manage that
DM journo googles>zesty bbc blackmanposts pic without checking
>>225255015bulglad loves responding to every made up post
>>225255051All rook same
cant believe its already monday
>>225255051is everyone at the bbc a sexual predator or a nonce
>>225255056they only got internet there in 2024 leave him alone
>>225255072week of toil already in full swing
>>225255073Yes it's required in the job description
>>225254740wow the bbc found white children for the illustrationvery impressed, thought they lost the ability to do that
finger nails are too long so im biting them off x
genuinely bizarre how there is a radical black muslim group in america that believes a fat headed black fella created the white race and he's an internet memecouldn't make this shit up 200 years ago if you tried
>>225255073yes including my mum gf nigella lawson
>>225255098When you notice it it's hilariously consistent
>>225255114cor wish i got nonced by her
doing little autistic nose laughs at /brit/ and rocking back and forth while clapping my hands
>>225255128shut up mate
Sunberg shining through the window and doing a number on my right ear. Need him out of business pronto
>>225255079it's not right. weekend was over before i noticed
>>225255114is rachel riley a bbc employee?
>>225255146yer ma’s a bbc employee
>>225255146Channel 4, they go for the zionist crowd
>>225255110Nation of Islam and the honorable Prophet Elijah Muhammad (pbuh) have never been wrong about literally anything
this is my first post of the daya lot of pressure
>>225255163>>225255165fuck it, i just think she's a charming woman
Well that was 3 rounds of vomiting and 5 diarrhea episodes, Monday off to a good start
>>225255077you recently got fast internet barbie lad, we had fiber optic since the late 90s, and you still pay too much
>>225255186back to bedtoil for youno work requirement today
>>225255114would love to have cocaine fueled sex with her
nice to see you to see you NICE
Need to crush the skull of anyone that uses the word pukka unironically beneath my weighty grungerboot
wfh today for me
biting entire chunks out of a block of cheese
Would you rather have a job that is three days a week in the office but the office is just over an hour away or five days in but it's literally round the corner, 10 mins in the car or a 40 min walk across a park?
>>225255270what kind of cheese?
got tummy ache
>>225255209Cheers gaffer
>>225255278not cheesedoxxing myself fuck off
>>225254928Just laugh at them and ask how much money they've wasted on buying it every day
>>225255324coward
>>225254744what is it?
>>225255278smeg
when youre twenty one youre no fun
gay porn maxxing
>>225255275I have worked in both and prefer having some WFH. My health deteriorated because I couldn't work flexibly so stuff like going to the GP, Dentist etc was a pain to arrange. Let alone having a few minutes to yourself to do other home admin bits. I don't know how people used to manage, don't know how I did to be honest. I work nearly fully remote and going into the office is a distraction because so many people need me. Still, it's nice to feel wanted by other toilbergs as sad as that sounds.
>>225255275um dont know ..
>>225255325yeah made a ginsters pastie from scratch did he knobhead
birdwatching is dangerously close to becoming a normie hobby wtf
>>225255380yeah but not at all is it mate
glod
>>225255275five days in round the cornerWFH sucks and commuting also sucks
>>225255385Does anyone like Andy? I thought Kier was pretty good, not as cucked as the new bloke
>mfw rorke has the audacity to open his mouth
>>225255413>WFH suckstoilberg, is that you
>>225255275is the money the same?
>>225255413>WFH sucksthe perfect goy
humans need another set of limbs we should have insect antennae on our heads or something
>>225255275love wfh but I'd hate an hour commute I'd just cycle 10 mins across the park
>>225255426nahWFH turns your home into a workplace, it's actually insanely dystopian and should be illegal
>>225255430It's not, the job round the corner would be a decent pay rise. But I would be working for chinese masters. And I have heard that is awful.
>>225255433You're actually a much bigger goy if you want to have your home (i.e. your private space away from work) turned into a workplace where every runt can contact you at any time.As soon as I leave my workplace I switch off mentally. You can't do that at home.Not to mention it's generally for lazy runts.
>>225255275I currently have best of both worlds where I'm hybrid but a ten minute bike ride from office. I get recruiters contacting me asking about jobs that are a 2 hour drive or a train to London and even if the money is better I simply cannot cope with losing so much of my free time.
Sir Queer Starmer
>>225255469Yes I can I don't have a work phone and no one is able to contact me outside of work hours
>>225255443i've got a home office so its finetoil relegated to the dark room down the hall
>>225255434don't do the scottish accent thing here mate
If you can do your job entirely from home it's a fake job and will be absolutely raped in the first AI wave
>>225255469just close your toil laptop ay the end of the day and walk away nigga
sweet treats are cancelled lads its time to get lean
takes me 5 mins to get to work in the car but 50 mins on foot it's a dual carriageway and I speed all the way there you see
>>225255443this is only a problem if you're an incel living in a smelly bedroom in a shared house
just imagined a yank calling me “mate” and instinctively swung at my screen
remember those old drink driving ads
>>225255469>You can't do that at home.Yes I can.
>>225255454hmm thats tough, i live 10 min walk from my job and its very convenient but maybe if they pay was too good id consider, hypothetically currently I wouldnt trade my job for a bigger pay cause i like what i do and the people i work withlots of variables come into consideration
>>225255519just a bit of craic ladalso you made this post before
>>225255526why would drink driving be advertised? bit dangerous really
>>225255539what do you do
>>225255547just be careful
>>225255550cant say
>>225255519settle down brucie lol
What's your favourite month of the year? May or September for me, then probably followed by December.January probably the worst month for me, just dark cold and miserable and Christmas has been and gone
>>225255514I don't >>225255528No you can't be quiet
who woke up the boring bastards
>>225255550he said he works in like some sort of hospitality service like setting up for electronic music performers and booking them
dude cody i just ran over a freaking sqwerl in my f150 going 90 mph on the i95 on my way to my stepdads house this frickin blows
>>225255565do love a nice octobergolden light, autumn leaves and all that
<ahem>you'll do nothing g
>>225255342big machine to bend thicker metal into shapes
Kpop desu lads
>>225255578if this is the case he should have given me a much better answer about bulgarian festivals than the vague half-arsed response he provided
>>225255561mysterious>>225255578sounds pretty cool
the masculine urge to join the army
>>225255575probably your alarm lmao
>>225255565just go skiing in january if you feel that way.
>>225255600guess I'm not masculine then
>>225255589same. I'd prefer it to be colder than it is now. 19C in october is not right.
Need Emma Watson to cheese off a rotten stinker right in my face.
>>225255565usually I book a week off in the middle of jan to have something to look forward to and also selfishly so I can be alone and chill out as the Christmas period ends up being spent seeing other people and stuff like that. Just want time to sit alone.
>>225255600no one thinks this is cool no mo'
>>225255600being told what to do 24/7 by other men just so you can die for israel is manly now is it
>>225255613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-OCHlfRTUwe call it été indieni love it
last war we were in that had any relevance to national interest was falklandseverything since is just bollocks
remember when j-pop was more popular than k-pop
>>225255605I'm too poor forbthah shit lol
>Top tierJuneJulyAugustSeptemberDecember>Good tierMayOctober>Mid tierAprilNovember>Shit tierJanuaryFebruaryMarch
Should have smelt the mess I just left in the toiletIt's fucking unbelievable
if you've ever so much as been in the same room as a ski your a tarq bastard
lefftenant cody lincoln rodriguèz
>>225255659yes ok
what a bargain
>>225255645better than the yanks tbf it’s been 80 years for them
>>225255647a lot of japanese stuff is cool but their music is truly rubbish
>>225255661peanut butter makes my shit smell like battery acid
>>225255675you're not getting those submarines btw
>>225255689Thought you lot are vegemite.
>>225255640You’d rather be told what to by a woman?
>>225255687
Not been on a skiing holiday since new year 17/18 with a bunch of friends, staying in a girl's father's chalet in the three valleysYes I am a tarq and went to private school
https://youtu.be/tKUuc4HgN88?list=RDtKUuc4HgN88
>>225255675how was world war ii even in our national interest, yeah maybe our government's interest since they're the undisputed superpower but now we're a low-trust non-white shithole
has anyone here actually read a james ellroy novel
>>225255621That's a smart idea, I get emotionally fucked in January and February due to the dark and the misery
me: poo/brit/: haha scream
>>225255674Wearing this on my next trip to the US
a collection of white Americans ok
>>225255690wasn’t that like eight years ago wtf i can’t believe you’re still pissed about it
>>225255712chinese monke
Tell me why I shouldn’t join the army
>>225255710i’d probably get a sexual thrill from that so yes
>>225255762we got subs, you don't loland you paid billions for nothing, thanks
>>225255770which armyjoin the french foreign legion that would be coolbritish army is gay
>>225255776
>>225255787the ffl is hardcore desu
I like Japanese things
>>225255787The French foreign legion is horrible conditions and you get paid like €300 a month
>>225255778don’t even remember what happened ngl lad you’re speaking chinese to me right now
>>225255817it's about the prestigeif you want to join the gay british army go ahead, nobody will respect you outside of dumbass normgroid brits
>>225255809whats your favourite japanese film then
>>225255809school girl knickers?
>>225255819you wanted subssomething about nuclear or diesel, retrofitting, ended up going with americansyou're never going to have subs, you'll be lucky to be an american station for theirs
>>225255770You definitely should. Desperately in need of idiots to be cannon fodder in the upcoming forever war
>>225255832What’s the prestige? The FFL don’t do anything and most people don’t even know what it is
>>225255858It's that film with Christian bale in it twice
>>225255874Hehe
america must be mad in person just full of 350kg human blimps meandering around walmart bumping into each other all glassy eyed
>>225255565April/May or July. I can't choose between the transition into spring or the hottest summer month
>>225255838tokyo story
I remember when Mr. Bean The Animated Series startedIt changed what I believed about how the world works ok
>>225255595
>>225255770why on earth would you risk your life for this shit hole country that hates you
The Asian Fanny
>Around 30% of adults in England are living with obesity, and roughly 66% are classified as either overweight or obese.where are all of these people? I'd say 1 in 20 people i see are obese, maybe there's a fair few chubby cunts that would class as overweight
>>225255931they are housebound
>>225255687>their music is truly rubbishjapanese bossa nova is great>>225255809W nippon
>>225255925pretty low odds you're put in a position where your life is at riskcountry might hate you but does your employer like you? at least in the army you'd have a chance to do something other than sit under fluorescent lights sending emails for 40 years
>>2252559251) there is no war2) being in the army is badass look at the picture I put3) what else am I gonna do? Work at home bargains for the rest of my life or other minimum wage shite I have no purpose
did you know that in iceland they call tanks skriðdreki which means crawling dragon that's mental
>>225255897california is weird because its like you described but then also sprinkled in are some of the best looking people you've ever seen
>>225255980can you stop it with the ukraine thing?it's getting expensive
>>225255931it's obviously made up. just go outside and see most people are normal
>>225255968If you go into signals they'll train you how to be a computer guy and pay for you to get certs and you can hop right out into a decent paying IT infrastructure job that is less vulnerable to being eaten by AI. Loads of my colleagues did exactly this.
>>225256002Entirely depends where you are. If you go to a grim chav location like Gillingham in Kent you'll see everyone is a dysgenic freak with forty kids, a massive fat lard or a junkie tweaker. The class segregation in this country is actually mad when you look at it.
>>225256007I’m not smart enough for that I was looking at the infantry
>>225255980why do they have tanks in iceland
nothing sets the tone on a monday morning like toilbergs wife turning up in a new lamborghini urus, thank you mr berg i will make sure to work extra hard in the cattle zone this week
>>225255960>>225255968its the principle of it. signing up to the join the organisation that defends a nation that has betrayed you. makes no sense to me 2bh
retarded runtish woman who works in the shop below me is constantly out the back, under my window shouting about something and smoking, doesn't matter if it's 7am or 10pm she is always shouting instead of speaking in normal conversationHate this bitch
>lefty/pol/ getting stabbed in Morocco on holiday, saying it's just part of the experience >Rorke bringing England with him to benidorm having a fantastic time of cheap food, beer and accommodation.
>>225255931I'm 5ft 10 and like 87kg it's the beer making me fat
>>225256035I think you underestimate how fucking thick your average IT chairfiller is. Can't hurt to try
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>225256042Used to love it when the owner of my old company would turn up in a different sports car every day of the week and park it in the disabled bay and then go out for an expensive lunch after chatting up the fit receptionist. Really motivated me.
currently listening to aphex twin - digeridoo
>>225255712i look like this
zack polanski is now banned from israel
>>225256105should’ve stabbed him
>>225256099love that it's one man with three heads
why is everythign so goonified these dayseven if you stopped wanking youre constantly bombarded with porn
>>225256143ok
>>225256145I did, that's why I ended up here working my indentured servitude astroturfing /brit/ into thinking it's a good idea to join the army. Dulce et decorum est...
turned off auto-caps on my keyboard so no one know im a phoneposter
>>225256168the masses must be consuming brainrot slop at all times
>>225256113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-FfNKlWkNQarchive, lightsnothing like it
>>225256188how do I do that i have to double shift so nobody susses me
>>225255600fuck off 77th
>>225256188This will increase your shagging potential by 15%, dont ask why
I don’t care if people know I post fromPhone because I’m not a faggot
Got my Baracuta R9 on
>>225256211I don’t know what that means
>>225256246Glad i dont look like thisGeneric, standard, default human maleA background character in real life
>>225256210on iphone its settings > general > keyboard>>225256216shant ask imma just be grateful
ok
>>225256251Some psychological warfare unit of the army, schizos think theyre employed to post on 4chan instead of trying to subvert the russian/chinese/iranian etc stateThe autistic mind believes that him posting the n word is perceived as an equal thread to british national security
Anyone got that picture of the guy with heroin and wine hooked up to his arms and anime and porn vr goggles and the person saying let people enjoy things? I want to give someone grief in another thread
I control this general. I am the puppetmaster
>>225256290their first big job was keeping track of anti-covid lockdown stuff online
Sniff the female flatulence.
>>225256292
>>225256271Fucking hate tipping so much. I got so many evils from people in Mexico for not tipping like an American, but over in Italy nobody gave a shit. It is the devil and it should not ever be considered compulsory I will tear anyone who disagrees limb from limb
if marriage isn’t like marge and homer i’m not interested
try and teach myself architecture so i can identify the era of the buildings i see out and about its interesting
>>225256326Thanks baby
>>225256326vgp
>>225256341Trying to*Teach yourself how to speak english first
got a little tip for you right here
>>225256361Yeah I bet it's little
>>225256356owned that illiterate mongoloid
>>225256356fist yourself tedious chode
>>225256361what did the leper say to the prostitute?you can keep the tip
>>225254241the foid in picrel looks like this one kike i know from instagram that posts pro israel content
>>225256422your country is the size of my nan’s front yard
Really only care for Tallahassee and The Sunset Tree by mountain goats. Went to see them and only recognised two songs, was still good fun.
>>225256461ok
