England edition
>step off the train in london>see thisgrim
just watched Toy Story for the first time there. weird cos i watched Toy Story 2 damn near every week as a kid but never saw the first oneit was good. Spent a bit too long in Sid's house though
Kek. Great ragebaiting by Pro-Palestine protesters
>>225263075the "zestydem"
So I narrowed down the afternoon's wank to two potential scat videos. One was of this cute, chubby redhead doing a dump in the toilet and one was of a skinny, perky breasted brunette with a bobcut doing a poo on all fours onto some newspaper. I decided upon the latter and started to masturbate, but it wasn't quite exciting me, she was very prim and almost aristocratic taking that dump and it wasn't really doing it. I switched to the redhead, and her attitude was more cutesy and maybe even a little quirk chungusy. Because of the POV also, right up towards her pussy and arse seen from the front (with a nice red bush) I could imagine myself giving her a blumpkin. This pleased me and I climaxed to the video. But strangely enough in post nut clarity I considered that actually I found the skinny, aristocratic girl more appealing. It's perhaps the "high T" meme where a surge of T makes you crave the more fertile, chubby girl, but upon having a clear head my actual preference was revealed.
>>225263071thought that was gazza from the thumbnail
Just not right the English insisted upon everyone in the world learning their language Its negative consequences are still felt to this dayImagine if german and French were allowed to be spoken in americaYou wouldnt have any yanks posting here and they could have acted as a counterweight to the english speaking areas of the country You also wouldnt have millions of indians speaking english either
>>225263124grow up
>>225263098Leftypol has no class
>>225263137they do speak german in the us
>>225263075mmhmm they activating
>>225263094Both very strong movies. First one is pretty much a perfect movie though imo, second is great but not perfect, but I can see why people prefer it. It's like Back to the Future 1 and 2. 1 is the better movie in most ways, but there's a lot to like with all the future stuff in the second.
>>225263075they dont have exit signs like that here so cant be london mate
>So I narrowed down the afternoon's wank to two potential scat videos
>>225263098a black african tells gay englishmen to avoid protesting for arabs who hate jewsmodern youkay
>>225263174The 2 world wars put an absolute end to the german language in americaBefore that it was the second most spoken language in the united statesAlmost like spanish is todayThe only german still spoken today is the Pennsylvania dutch that the amish speak
>>225263075I have no problem with zesty niggas. They are usually pretty chill. Same with nerdy niggas, especially if they watch anime or play Smash Bros. We need more zesty and nerdy niggas rather than these roadman gangster types.
>>225263094Toy Story is a classist tale that “punches down,” portraying Sid (rough childhood, definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy, meanwhile, is lauded for forming cherished memories around consumer brands
>Birmingham Council Sells School by Paperwork Error for £395,000Yookay things
>>225263296Workstein sending me to Birmingham for 3 days tomorrow takes the piss
>>225263294who the fuck molesting Sid he's ugly as fuck
>>225263296I have no idea what the going rate for a school is so this figure means nothing to me.
It kind of mental how heavy handed and severe the united states was in forcing european immigrants to learn and speak englishDuring the wars if you were caught speaking german or italian you would literally be arrested on the spot Only to then let every single mestizo into the country and let them speak spanish and even encourage and facilitate it to the point where america is like canada where everything has to be in English and spanish
mmm Fart Spray-flavoured sweets!
>>225263296people from birinngham have the largest cocks in the ukcoincidentalyl most are pakistanti
>>225263322even sacked tranny got diddled there's a molester out there for everyone x
massaging my scalphelps with balding
Your all as daft as a brush
R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
are the streets of birmingham still stacked up with decomposing rubbish or did they sort out that bin strike?
>Man detained for stabbing dog walker to deathPart and parcel
gymtoil complete
massaging my willyhelps with balling
>>225263398>A man who killed a dog walker and attacked two other people in a "frenzy of violence" in west London has been given an indefinite hospital order for manslaughter.Ah that's just grand.
>>225263395still a rubbish hellhole full of brownssoon this will be every city
Never even began
>>225263323Well probably a few million at least
But it's ok, he was having paranoid delusions.
i am ` EXCITED ` !!!
hes got no legs! xD
>>225263398>>225263425How did this tell your lifev get better
>>225263480Loafberg
>>225263484fancy trying that again but in english?
>>225263480
>>225263467hope theyre finally fixing the horrible old club world seats they still use on the 787s to tokyo
>>225263506Bendberg
my tits are coming in nicely yes they are
just touched the tip of a budding flower on my plant and it was all wetprobably the same as touching a man's wet dick
red penis lad heresaw a doctor earlier and she gave me cream for balanitisalso had a message saying the blood test I did for HIV/Syphilis is invalid ffs
>>225263247good post ngl
>Experiencing interruptions?just fucking get it played you cunt
>>225263560>invalidKept saying "alert alert virgin detected. Error error"Whatever that means
>>225263506love cats
half of all straight male HIV diagnoses in england are now africans. they're just letting aids infected niggas into the country
>>225263571youtube loves their passive aggressive 'we know you're using an adblock' shite
>>225263506What a bender
>>225263425>a "frenzy of violence"I'll bet any money it's a schizophrenic black man
>>225263593What are they talking about then
>>225263593What's this, a mother's meeting?
>>225263560>balanitisdoesn't this come from having a dirty smeggy knob?
>>22526349960IQ immigrant just like themYou don't have a soul by the way
>>225263593meow we're talkin
>>225263626Actually an Afghan
>>225263593/brit/ meetup
Gonna fuck off the last 15 mins of work and take dogberg out for a stroll in the sun. Hope I don't get stabbed my any mandem.
>>225263626One of those lovely lads from Afghanistan
>>225263671the apple "nigga"
>>225263678Post dogbert
>>225263671br
>>225263484>How did this tell your lifev get betterPaging Alan Turing to decode this
>>225263695
Redpill me on slough
How did reading that news article make your shit life better you esl cunt
Incredible how insecure and self hating black women are of their own hair. What other race of women goes around with a wig on like it's normal. Like, they go around wearing some random Indian or Chinese person's hair. That's self hatred on another level. Also most people think black women are most jealous of white women but in reality they seethe at interracial women. A fully African woman with nappy hair is never more enraged than seeing some half black half white girl with caramel skin and loose curls.
>>225263740very shaggable
>>225263748How is that even remotely close to what you wrote you spastic gimp
>>225263665>He was smuggled in to the UK on the back of a lorry in November 2020 and lied about his age - saying he was 17 instead of 22 - to stand a better chance of asylum. He worked as an Uber driver
genuinely have no hope or dreams. nothing ever gets better.
>>225263764SHH MOUSENONCE
they supposedly finish at 3 but i see more of them around 5
>>225263646my IQ is 60 yet my life is magnitudes better than yours.
>>225263748Screaming, you absolute retard. Doubling down
>>225263764
>>22526376960IQ interloper
>>225263593Love em
Seriously tho, tell me about the city of slough
>>225263776CHEER UP
>How did this tell your lifev get better
Loving the pictures of cats and dogs :)
>>225263776the current play is to just chill out, treading water in life with a comfy job that requires very little thinking and is safe from being replaced by a robot for another ~2-3 years. During this time all you need do is plod along and wait to see where all this AI stuff goes. that's what I'm doing: I work part time, I exercise, I chill out and post here.
>>225263665leftypol turning a blind eye to this
hi
>>225263809What breed is it
havent seen that blokes ugly cat posted here in a while
>>225263740Very handsome berg
You aren't people
need these hoodlums out of business
would be nice if you sent me some luck for once
hate it when i lose something and cant find ithttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791137360919661.mp4
>>225263854
>>225263247>>225263569Rorke pressed so much by roadmen he resorts to desires of enfeebling black men to cope
not opening that
>How did this tell your lifev get betterHow do you respond without sounding angry?
I grew up thinking Premier League was a competitive league. Where the hell are the rest of the teams
>>225263929
>>225263874Romanian street mutt>>225263894ty
cats are awful
>>225263947rodents
>>225263947get them all killed
>>225263951he be like "bark bark"
>>225263933Being gay or nerdy is fine, nobody likes wasteman violent cunts. I don't like chavvy bally wearing white kids either mate.
>>225263593Mad, dem must've grown up together if they aren't at each others throats
mad how
brown nigga
>>225264010Not nice is it
been enjoying reading recently lads
hate the internet it ruined my life :/
>>225264010pov: jewish overlord sending muslims into europe
>>225263947they love corn
yummersme hungy
>>225263828it's not a citylots of brown people therethat's it really
>>225263929YA JUST KNOW
don't try to stop me, I'm turning on the heating
*hides*
>>225264060
>>225264053reading what? don't say gay porn
>>225263776You can have the greatest incel walk of all time lad. Hop over to the rocky mountains
>>225264060A huge landmass, fertile soil, some of the most beautiful natural landscapes. Ruined by being packed full of 2 billion of the worst "people" that ever walked this Earth.
>>225264060Love me some shrek cum and foot fungi in my rancid pus
>>225263828Row going onDown near sloughget out your mats and pray to the west
>>225264106i saw the modric "nigga"
off out to get boozestill not gonna buy vodka even though all the beer is making me fat and bloatedvodka looms thoughbeit
>>225264110KSI Moving mad
>>225264060Is this the fabled Indian street food?
mine eyes have seen the glory of the "nigga" in the thread
spar gf
and that’s my first day back as a bender (professionally speaking (as in bend metal)) done
>>225264185this is who's blocking me from getting my incel shop doneit not right
Still hungover from Saturday this is ridiculous
>>225264178it's a magic potion that teleports you to the hospital
>>225263996They do like them, folks bop to their chunes and use accents and verniculer of "roadmen". Do you think if only fighting game neeks spoke MLE it would've caught on outside of London
>>225264185begging for a falcon punch
aff tae bed
why do people have to be so evilit not right
You know what I can't live with. The fact people sit down on public toilets seats bare, people put shoes on dinner tables and beds, people don't wash their hands before eating with their hands. It actually drives me mad every day, I can't live in this world
>>225264185Vile robotic trickery this image.
English lads get too giddy when they're with their mates. Calm down, be joyous but classy. A little social situation shouldn't excite you to that extent above the age of 16. Please bear this in mind, please take heed
>>225264222yoo unc cant handle a night on the beers looool
>>225264266
>>225264270>>225264285sir 4chan pass holder
>>225264270Too much focus on hygeine just makes you less healthy overall
>>225264113no gay porn for me thanks. found a new fantasy series I've been enjoying after giving a few a try that I couldn't get into. not saying which because you lot will just try and ruin it for me
>>225264318Gay porn fantasy
Could go for some maccies but its too expensive :/
>>225264318Lord of the Rings? But ring meaning like men’s arseholes?
nth for the baddiedem
>>225264270>people sit down on public toilets seats barei keep my bum a cool 1 cm above the seat and whatever happens happens
My life? Well, I guess you could call it a gay porn
>>225264361Whys he gnoshing off that dinosaur then?
Just finished a shift down the ol gay pen mines. Came across a lovely blue vein.
>>225264396leftypol gay porn anthropology theory
>>225264377I use turlet paper to make a secondary seat. I use the paper to touch the door hand too.
>>225264270I hate it when people open a new bag of bread, touch the end bit, don't eat it, and keep doing that until the end of the week.Whenever I see that, I take the fucker out, and chuck it the birds. I'm not eating a piece of bread that's been caressed all week by multiple pissy hands.Eat it first or throw it away. NOT HAVING IT.
>>225264106Aww bless
>gay pen minesUtterly done myself here. VERY embarrassed
>>225264313No it doesn't, do be silly, it's such an easy way out for people who are uneducated or ignorant, or just plain disgusting and unhygienic mostly. I get the "oooh so good healthy bacteria" for eating berries from the woods, kissing etc all natural and healthy ways. You don't need to get it from poo hand citizens and consume their faces
Italian women. Divine.
>>225264372corrr
>>225264433I slice mine and then freeze it. Just pop them in the toaster if i need it.
deegsybabes
>>225264433never seen anyone doing this in my 30+ year young life
>>225264308How do you know?
>>225264467scr
>>225264270people who poo in public toilets are freaks. never done that in my life I save it for home
>>225264474You don't live in England!
>>225264474you never seen a bag of bread that's just two ends, cause fuckers have pinched all the middle bits?
I'm off the gay porn...
Love the smell of my smeggy knob so much I'll just give it a little rub every now and then and then just sniff my hand
>>225264515What
Got a standing desk and walking pad delivered de lads. Sure to be ripped and dripping in fanny batter by Christmas.
>>225264499Haha you've taken it one step further. Good boy, I like it. But it's impossible not to occasionally. Unless you just don't go out much
>>225264266Whole species needs redeeming
>>225264527Why do you like it?
>>225264538never use mine, walking pad is under my bed and my standing desk isn't even plugged in
>>225264361
>>225264511no , i don‘ t !!!>>225264515no? we just eat the bread nigga
>>225264561I like cheese
All 'hollows eve?
>>225264531Just two crusts in a bag.
>>225264587So why say that? Such a stupid thing to say!
>>225264581Well there’s literally no chance that will be me, of course. Not like I’ve done about 20 similar things in the past that came to fuck all!
>>225264459mad how agressively mid she would be if she didnt have boobs
Bookish Days in my Life || Brontë museum, moors & steam trainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbrO0kSocQ4
>>225264459Phwoarrrrrr lengers
>>225264634iLove…. england !!!
>>225263296>Birmingham Council Sells School by Paperwork Error for £3.95 to pupil after they filled out form left on secretary's desk
>>225264652Well she does have boobs so a bit of a pointless thing to say.
I blame society and my parents for why im a loser
>>225264433I eat the end slices last too but I live alone :)
Lol!
>>22526465349 minutes of pure cringe. Roobs traipsing around the moors, doing dramatic readings complete with head-shaking and eyebrow-waggling, rhapsodising about how everything is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real, how autumn is so short and it feels like April, yapping on about birds and peat in an effort to provide some substance, and shoehorning in a very random ad about a perfume I think? (I’m elbows deep in Dressmaker, anything but give Ruby my full attention these days.) The begging for bread at a pub was a particular low point of the video.
>>225264709>"I am poor"screaming
>>225264712Not any more cringe than you watching this shite
I first played grand theft auto 4 when i was 10 years old
helo miss i am the bradley cooperi needings 33 thousands for my benis sugeryeternally ursbradey capers
rorke saying 'look im not here to make any friends' on his first day of primary school
Having a cup of earl grey tea and watching the latest video from Ruby Granger. It's autumn and I'm feeling whimsical.
>>225264776ktimmies!
>>225263611little shrekker
right you know what I WILL buy the vodka
remember that, rorke
https://бoльcrdl.conf.ru
>>225264779
ruby and yerbury linked up
>>225264433Right, what disrespect. People always use their hands to take food out of supermarket help your self open, dry foods, even when they're is a scoop beside it. Not everyone 1/5. There's a very small minority of people will even scoop some grains up with their hands have a smell and then put it back. Those one should be attacked immediately
>>225264776
>>225264815
>>225263929I will never know what that feels likeIf theres another goal in the Torreense vs Estoril game I'll win £10 and I'm taking that straight to the shops to buy cider
>>225264815Hmm surely only good things can come from clicking this link
>>225263611>14 secondslast thing you wan to see in your colonoscopy
Anual 'big get together' in two weekstwo nights of getting drunk and pretending to give a fuck bout what the ceo wantsLads, what's the laws in Ireland regarding rape? Is Rapelad about?
Yesterday at ALDI someone poked their finger into all the pre-made mashed potatoes on sale and they all had to be binned for health and safety reasons
>>225264499trvke
>>225264708Why even eat them? Life's too short. And why buy supermarket bread at all? Horrendous
i make £16 an hourand that seems enough for me
>>225264130imagine if the Ancient Aryans had exterminated the Dasyu instead of enslaving themIndia would be Europe-tier today
Zionist is brown-coded.
yarted off the pingus
>>225264894I make 35 an hour
>>225264106Not nice when you stop being the globalists pet
>>225264873Was this person brown?
>>225264894i make £50 per willy
>>225264923Zionist slop
>>225264873this never happened you don’t work at aldiyou’re not a woman shut the fuck up you weird freak
>>225264060yeah great stuff poo in a tankard
>>225264873fit check
>>225264743Kek isn't it funny how taxeydermyed animals look dead. What's the difference in appearance between a dead animal and one thats alive? Other that obvious things like blood draining away from the skin (which isn't apparent with animals that have fur)
>>225264923leftypol wanking his tiny willy to this
>>225264955
>>225263914wellingtonfam? we would love to have a goonbro taking care of us while we bust althoughbeit not like that
>>225264960gp
waiting to get hired by seasonal Christmas-themed companyI will be an elf and will help to entertain young children and their familiesused to be a web developer before this
>>225264960Kek we fell out earlier but this made me laugh
Carly Rae Jepsen has officially announced "Day and Night (Continued)" featuring eight new songs, out this Friday.
anyone else gay and people are shocked when you tell them irl
>>225265007Why don't you carry on web developing? Although I'm sure you can earn some nice money doing performance jobs like that
glod
might drink a second glass of water
>>225265007Alright noncelad
The Irish experience
>>225265018that's pathetictaylor swift tier shitit was already a double albumnow 3 weeks later more songs fucking joke
>>225265007>used to be a web developer beforestep up then
Anyone eat Naked bars?
Ruby Granger STUNS on the English Moors
>>225265067its a standalone release for record store dayfool
'ello x
>>225265018day and night already came out by a better artist
>>225265075I’ll eat your naked bar, if you catch my drift.
>>225265092forred can double as a radar system if she gets lost after dark
>>225265092She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream of attending Oxford, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. We never got a "What I read in 2024" video or a "packing to return to Oxford" video. If she starts posting things like that now, she is already behind schedule again. She should just abandon her channels altogether. They are pure dribble these days.
>>225264991heard that hitler was in love with his niece and when she killed herself because he wouldn't let her marry anyone else, his cabinet set him up with eva because she looked like her because they thought he might actually kill himself
You've never poo screamed in your life
>>225265092it's giving Bronte x
>>225265007the AIpocalype is here. may the lord have mercy on our souls
>>225265122a hopeless romantic to be sure
lockdown in st petersburg due to the plague
a 24 track double album and then 8 more tracks just weeks later insanmemummy keeping us FED
>>225265121
>>225265039>>225265154
>>225265007call yourself the HTM-elf
can AI do this?*douses myself with green paint and steals christmas*
>>225265092incel walk bliss x>>225265121tattle sisters..
>>225265098for me it's pursuit of happinesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzU9Qqdqww
>>225264456she is an chinese x
not a normal thing to say in response to anything really is it
>>225265007alri spider
>>225265204fuck up asf
>>225265213could be said about a lot of posts on /brit/
>>225265185it's a K-hole economy. just get high
>>225265177she gave birth to a double album and is now letting us eat the placenta
>>225265257
Whats funny is just the amount of brown zionists. They’re everywhere
>>225265199yep, peak wiggerdomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
>>225265289haha yeah that's mad*walks away and talks to someone else*
why is there not an arcane video gamethe animation is ripe for it. it looks just like fortnite
>>225265257already flew 2 mother planes into the world gay centre now shes hitting the cuntagon
>>225265350
>>225265350dunno
You know what was crazy, when anons from /b/ were calling me a pedo for paying £5 to all spit in my mouth on their way home
crush a can for jay owen or shut the fuck up, bitch
saving it for the new
wish i was normal !
>>225265350Right, it would be good. He was my favourite
what's the youngest age you remember? i remember being 3
>>225265092walled
>>225265426You guys make too many news. Calm down
>>2252654464
>>225265350we don't need it
>>2252654466 or 7
>>22526544610
A thread grows great when men make posts whose (You)'s they know they shall never see
got my new chopping board coming tomorrow
six seven
>>225265446probably about 7 or 8 before that it's really patchy just a big blur
>>225265478>>225265497roku nana!
Ruby really has walled hardshe definitely peaked in 2019-2020 when her PAWG ass was at its peak
>>225265535>>225265535
>>225265536>>225265536>>225265536
Legitimately considering becoming a stoner seems so much easier and comfier than boozing
just seen a video of a man raping a rat on /gif/
how come we live in a free society but no one is allowed to make a video game called rape simulator 2026
>>225265489Nice. Let's see it? I have one of these
>>225265445This Pokémon sucks though Too slow with bad typing Very sexy though
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