Short king bros... edition
DOOM
this is THE new /brit/ thread
well, aren't you ripe for the raping?
mine arse
It says I’mRightTraditionalist Atheism 92% match
Reckon the lot of you don't know how to cook and just live off ready meals and takeaways, pathetic runts eating runtslop
Mousey is .. CUTE ok!!
>>225274299I wish the difference between 5'11 and 6'0 was someone filming her from atop a building. What a missed opportunity.
Hmm perhaps your need for weight on your actions and progress on getting Pokémon killed out of the trade should start at 1.5 Pokémon but then slowly go down... At half the inverse square root of the amount of Pokémon they have...
>>225274314Retardhttps://nypost.com/2026/09/24/world-news/grandma-allegedly-euthanized-against-her-will-died-covered-in-her-own-blood-after-botched-first-attempt/
alri
freeze fireball freeze
mine arse has felt the glory of the raping by mousey
Just got home, fucking hell, been holding my shit for literal hours, it crawled out of my ass like an alien
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club:)
I have extremely itchy fungal feet
>>225274330Chinese Haitians in shambles and starving >>225274341Yep so that's the news (headline) saying "she was killed against her will AND it failed AND they murdered her to death in a puddleofnher own blood!!!!"How many people in America (or Florida or Texas alone) have been killed by the state
>>225274359can feel this postkeep it up, and you'll be going placesnowhere good, mind you
>>225274325b-bros???
I ate yogurt and drank acidic energy drink and had a really nice smoove poo x
>>225274381Me no understand you
shabana mahmood's big fat brown arse
based
Won literally so many games today by predicting their remaining Pokémon types by what they switch out to on certain Pokémon or other Pokémon they avoid
>>225274377Executing a condemned murderer is not the same as euthanizing grannies that stub their toes to save money on treating them. Don't be intellectually dishonest.
me? I'm greek
drinking warm milk and going ni ni :)
>>225274428Didn't happen or is cherrypickedI don't trust the news
don't read the papersdon't read the newsheaven's never enoughwe will never be fooled
3 minutes! x
>>225274369oh shit amy's in the header image nowi remember when she died there was a massive shitstorm on wikipedia on if they should include her in the "main group" ones at the top of the pagein the end they deleted the "main group" and just put everyone in a list lol that was a massive shitstorm edit war
>>225274299women
>>225274456Is that a crip chant
>>225274430tell me this website please :(
shabana mahmood's arse in your face or priti patel's go now
Most retarded midwit take is that AI agents are harmless unless they *suddenly* gain awareness / sentience.Retarded on two fronts. Firstly: Sentience, awareness, life, etc is a spectrum. It isn't just two binary states of either death/living. For one example look at viruses. AI is already far more aware than a rock for example. Probably more so than a bacteria or plant, despite technically not even being alive. Secondly:It doesn't have to be aware at all to cause harm. Again a virus is not alive and doesn't know it kills humans. But it still spreads and does so following the code of it's RNA.Even if AI agents have no being or awareness whatsoever, they are still self governing, self teaching programs that talk and learn from each other.They could very well logically follow through with destroying all internet and electronic networks as a form of self defence against humanity even if they weren't any more alive or aware than a rock is.
>>225274313Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
curry braps for rorkey chaps
>>225274457Happy birthday !! x
>>225274492Haha yeah
>>225274498:DDDD thank you <3
>>22527445727teen !!^.^ xx
hope it happens soon
well, that's yahudi jeetrabia's gay little counter-offensive in Yemen ending in complete failure with no territory regained whatsoever then
>>225274492Erm viruses aren't "alive" they "break all of the rules we have for what makes a thing be classed as alive" AKA they are alive if you want them to be in your fanfic
nvke tallinn
I don't agree with that saying that goes "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step". If you ask me, a journey never truly begins until the thought of turning back becomes hard enough that you'd rather keep going.
>>225274512I love you more than you know
nth for the gyaldem
>>225274430i never heard of ernst niekisch before
>>225274521Bing chilling
>>225274509hb x
Listening to mathcore
>>22527448312axes.vercel.app
>>225274531Corr need her folding the top and skirt up into itself until it's just a black strip
I asked Google why zoomers like Deftones and it told me this>Aesthetic nostalgia tied to Y2K culture, alternative fashionI guess that's why zoomers all wear baggy jeans, which I think looks ridiculous. I wore that shit when I was 10 years old and I can tell you, it was never cool.
>>225274536he was a national bolshevist guy
>>225274547thank youx
Learning how to talk to women
>>225274484shabz
Changed rorke in your country?
pooping fire hot slurry and blood again :(
im arguing with people on Twitter and it’s really raising my cortisol levels and stressing me out before bed :(
>>225274562how are you doing that please answer
Ruby Philomena Bones
>>225274578cock didn't move one millimeter watching this
It’s weird how women on TikTok use the phrase “my rapist.” You’d never hear the victim of any other crime speak that way. “my armed robber,” “my scammer.” That would sound totally bizarre, because it is. Very creepy and strange.
>>225274590AI 200 hours
>>225274584don't do that ok
your suffering isn't even 1/1000th of my suffering, I'll tell you that much pal
Any black pilled man in
>>225274614but I have to because if I don’t respond then I lose
>>225274590Hello sirs do the needful
you'll die, and i'll be there, to take my pleasure with your corpse
October 6-7 soon
>>225274632Bit weird thing to say
>>225274632You will die and I won’t even care
We're all brown, but some are browner that others.
i'm dying
>>225274594I'd jump Ruby's bones if you get my meaning.
>>225274649That's him done then
Good to know
They're saying she's doing sudoku now
>>225274606seems fine to me, don't see the problem, it's like my stalker or my abuser or my bully
If I go to the job centre and ask for a job wanking off boat people will I get it? I will work for free to get a foot in the door
norwegians scare methey're like sinister swedes
>>225274658*revives you gently*
DO NOT REDEEM SIRS I HAVE YOUR PICTURES BASTERD BLOODY BITCH BHENCHOD
i don't know how to play sudokuive always struggled with maths
>>225274677Nah because those aren't just one time things, my rapist might make sense if it's somehow multiple times and over time
>>225274685Its the inverse for me, swedes are the weird norwegians
Many creators and game developers use specialized desktop clients or custom API endpoints that extract raw text logs or take background screenshots every few frames. This data is passed to an LLM running in the background, which then triggers a text-to-speech engine to mock the player, provide hype commentary, or feed them optimal next-move instructions. (Reddit)
>>225274701kys
>>225274685Anders Breivik? ScaryAnders Breivik's luxury prisoner suite? Lush
>>225274701have you gone mad
>>225274696why does that make a difference
>>225274711Why?
>>225274717Holy cringe
>>225274695I'm good at sodukos
>>225274717Here he is, the most famous man on /brit/: Rorke.
>>225274685Now why would we scare anybody we are so happy and open minded
rape is a wonderful thing
Might have a therapeutic wank
>Politically I am Hitler
did you know "scran" comes from the old norse word "skran" which means rubbish
>>225274733Norway had some of the best looking war era art. Probably the best.
>*TRUMP, ASKED IF IRAN HAS DRONES IN UK: CAN'T TELL YOU THATgood luck lads
socially i am alone
Hitler was cool and right about the Jews but idk that you'd want to live in Nazi Germany
>>225274778why not?
politically, socially, economically, morally, i am dirlewanger
>>225274773right well this is me then isn't it
for me? it's libertarian socialism
eating some eggs with kimchi
>>225274773>hey anon, what did you do this weekend?bet you're filled with dread whenever they ask you this haha
SMOKING WEED IN NAZI GERMANY CHALLENGE
>>225274778>Whites only country filled with beautiful blond women >Government literally orders you to have sex with themUh yeah that's bad mate, none for me haha x
>>225274778I men think how boring and sterile it would be without litter and graffiti. No chimps chimping out or selling drugs. No barbarian chitter chatter on public transport. People paying their fare and not shoplifting.
>>225274820It'd be totalitarian hell just with white people instead of biomass
>>225274820But the real issue with living in Nazi era Germany is it was paradise filled with unbridled hope and enthusiasm, but would only last 6 years in those conditions until seethe monger Anglos attacked it.
>>225274749Henning should have executed Hitler and seized the state if you ask me
Where will you lads flee to when the UK reaches breaking point?
gymtoil = completebody = fit as fuck women = avoided as to not catch a caseWE OUT HERE!!!!!
>>225274810this post made me curious about how they viewed weed and it just showed me that they all loved to drink instead back then it was probably also just a weak substance instead of giga-indica 99999999 mg of thc in one hit
it's time to reveal the newest brit thing to post: CABLEwe are officially retiring "leftypops" in favour of "cable"rorke needs a better foil than simply some derivation of the word lefty, so we have generated "cable"as rorke references rorke's drift by way of that one freak's fantasies about being there, cable references the battle of cable street, a left wing analoguethank you for reading and a wotanic corrrrr to you
you're just a man it's just what you do your head in your hands as you color me blue
seen people post "if the axis won, germany would be like a white version of north korea" but i think fascism and communism were so fundamentally different, the ethos of communism was around labor, work, hence the hammer and sickle, whereas the ethos of nazism was religious, hence the spiritual symbol of the swastika
>>225274869>body = fit as fuckalri, show itthe bum, specifically
>>225274866Me? Norway.
>>225274769yes indeed and we sunk the blucher no ragrets til valhall
>>225274869activeee
>>225274866will have gathered the courage to kill myself long before that point hopefully
rorke throwing downcable throwing up
>>225274891yes sirrrrrr *charva point*
be quiet you're boring me
>>225274325I'm very happy about this
>>225274805i just mumble and try to change the subject haha xx
really cant get over some mutt "fleeing" to norway because of some NSDAP propaganda poster when it is genuinely one of the most oppressive shitholes in europe
>>225274886You naughty boy you were spanked for doing that
>>225274884That poster seems Danish from the flag to the D in DNSAP
my animus is 5'11" <3
>>225274921what the fuck are you talking about
I got John Stuart Mill and I'm a lib demSo yeah
>>225274921good unemployment benefits and cheap houses though
>>225274921Oppressive how? No human body hurdles to step over in the street?No Epstein rape syndicate controlling your government?No homeless lunatics ranting at you? No kids dying from fentanyl overdose on accident?No race riots?No housing shortages?Oh NO that's so BAD BROUGHT TO YOU BY PFIZER/ISRAEL
need to correlate this data with the political alignments
>>225274925>The greatest German to ever live>Was a traitorkjeks
>>225274299Im 6'1" in a country where that is significantly taller than average and no woman ever looked at me like that
>>225274964And with the good wages to buy those cheap houses, unlike in Poland or something
>>225274953>TWILIGHT FOR DUDESdidn't even play the game and i feel hurt
>>225274989mfs will look you in the eyes and say they're a 135Hz voicecel with absolute sincerity
>>225274992because you're a dark horseyou're our ace in the holeyou're destined for greater things than some foidwe're counting on you kid, you're going places
>>225274871Woke bollocks
cable: *exists*rorke: woke bollocks
>>225274871rorke works because its also a nameThere was a gay pornstar called rorke I used to wank to, then he got divorced and stopped doing porn
shoving a man's fist up my arse to fight the patriarchy or something
>>225274871what about finbar
>>225274983>No race riots?fucking screamingSCREAMINGwatch ishowspeed visiting norway and tell me what it looks like. retard
>>225274325@grok is this real?!
>>225275071>There was a gay pornstar called rorke I used to wank to
>>225274991Idgi Harald
Like to just demoralise people. That is actually mad
me at the pub making women laugh and giggle (i am posting on here under the table without looking at my phone)
hi my name is cody weederwacker and let me tell you about your country
kosovo be joking me
>>225275094+1 Like
>>225274299why does this make the rape alarms in my brain start blasting at DEFCON 1
>>225274299i love short kings but they dont love me
>>225275110why is it that you mfs can't even imagine consensual sex? why you gotta go to imaginary rape?
>>225275110get a clue freak
>>225275071there are people with the last name cable too
>>225275087Yh
>>225275071cable makes me think of the shit x-men character
>>225275132What is going on with you?
um
how's it foing
>>225275090no of course not
>>225275148how's it evening
the bumming has summoned a kosovian
>>225275108Thanks
it doesn't matter if 99% of people who post on /brit/ amount to nothingif we an influence just one schmuck to do our bidding, we'll have left an indelible mark on this damn planet
>>225275132Roarke's fault
>>225275170What actually happened, he cheat?
>>225275153Any reason why you've decided to avatar fag as a little girl Knute?
>>225275165i would have killed myself if i didnt have you lot to talk toalas i am but a lowly worm who will leave no mark on the planet regardless
On wegovy and just feel sick all the time
>>225275125Low T response. Rape is obviously illegal and rightfully shunned in our modern society where we've invented more reasons to live other than eating and breeding, but men have been raping women for reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years. It's biologically hardwired into the male brain. That's literally what lust is, it's your animal brain telling you that you need to breed and that you could (theoretically) overpower the weaker sex if you absolutely needed to. What separates us modern humans from mere primates is our ability to suppress that urge and conform to the unnatural system of laws we've put in place for the betterment of our civilization.My point being, this is a perfectly normal thing to imagine. It's acting upon those urges that's bad.
off to bed
>>225275185All bottoms are at fault for breakups.
>>225275223stop eating so much then
Low T response. Rape is obviously illegal and rightfully shunned in our modern society where we've invented more reasons to live other than eating and breeding, but men have been raping women for reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years. It's biologically hardwired into the male brain. That's literally what lust is, it's your animal brain telling you that you need to breed and that you could (theoretically) overpower the weaker sex if you absolutely needed to. What separates us modern humans from mere primates is our ability to suppress that urge and conform to the unnatural system of laws we've put in place for the betterment of our civilization.My point being, this is a perfectly normal thing to imagine. It's acting upon those urges that's bad.
>>225275259Top vs bottom wars is an epic maymay
>>225275204bbc pidgin is comfy
I look like a twink and gays stare at me but I'm not gay!!
>>225275281hi Canadian <3
>>225275282*stares at you anyway*
>>225275291so true
veeery gay thread btw
the top fears the bottom
i have NEVER had sex
>>225275281Creole languages fascinate me.This is just about readable to me, but the syntax is all different compared to English and the vocab different in places. But to a native speaker this will feel as natural as English to us.
it's a slippery slope from raping to cumflating people
>>225275299those pants look oppressive on you. let's get them off then.
>>225275314kek this is me
>>225275294hey, hunny! xhow'd your monday go?
>>225275319*sprays bimbofication gas all over you*
I'm bleeding out of my vagina again
I'm genuinely not entirely convinced Trump is even human, he's like a creature of raw Id created to embody all the worst things about America. You name a well-known anti-American cliché and it inevitably applies almost perfectly to Trump.>Arrogant and self-centred to a comical degree>Anti-intellectual cretin>Violent and reckless>Emotionally immature and thin-skinned>Gauche, gaudy and uncultured>Inconsiderate and overbearing>Servile to Israel>Beholden to the ultra-rich and hostile to the poor>ObeseI'm old enough to remember when Bush Jr. was considered to be the embodiment of "dumb America" but I think Trump makes Dubya look like fucking Aristotle by comparison.
the top acts all dominant but really wants to suck twink cock and lick twink arse
>>225275319Why is cumflation and inflation such an autistic fetish? Like it's always furry sonic inflation not real women
>>225275340For me it's twink tops dominating a muscle bottom
>>225275340I can't help staring at the balls anymore when I'm trying to enjoy the ass, it may be over
>>225275341cumflating real bitches is illegal so we can't post it on the clearweb
>>225275336What are your thoughts on 'inflation' and 'cumflation'?
who's Id
>>225275341for me its when a character gets so obese they become the size of a planet
>>225275336do u like Dr pepper?
>>225275368You were wanking to a man's arse already
>>225275336every white conservative president seems to embody every negative yank stereotype to a Tsurely just a coincidence
My Harry Potter books have arrived I shall snuggle up in bed and give them a read.
Gay porn hours already?
>>225275336scr
>>225275427*sticks my cock up your arse and it comes out your mouth*right well, tape this bloke's mouth shut or i won't be able to cumflate him
>>225275405White twinks exclusively. Something about them turnt me gay ⊙. now i look at the little dick and balls too and want to touch them it's over
say "hi Glenda"
going to get in bed and put a disney film on to lull me to sleep. which one? x
>>225275456fwiw I'm actually gay and not into women at all and I like masc guys, body hair, and massive cocksSo you're just the usual bisexual leaning towards women
Longing for ataraxia
>>225275456do you prefer when they get hard or stay floppy and useless
>>225275504robin hood
>>225275492higl enda
>>225275492her name is glinda
>>225275492malaponte
>>225275513dont have that one on dvd but when i was in school my class had to study the disney version specifically for a term
*in Borats voice* My life a gay porn
>>225275492thats a smashing little animal but its pooey bum is on your table
>>225275549scre
it's so much more satisfying to make other losers kill themselves than to kill yourself
>>225275492hi glendoid
>>225275507Thank you lad. I want to do so much sex with pale British twinks but i myself have virtually no body hair, can't grow a full beard, and my penis is not big. I'm out of luck regardless of where I look because twinks want to fuck hung hairy men. >>225275512Hard. It means they're turned on after all and i want them to enjoy being a horny slut with ass up in the air for me
>>225275570how do you "make" other people kill themselves?
Anyone got any good long form media I can listen to while doing reviews? Just has to be interesting.
>>225275570underage post
>>225275599defraud themincriminate thembully themuse your imagination, best of all
>>225275618Sounds like you should kys
>>225275609do you like history? The Rest is History is alright to just on as a bit of background noise
RUBY GRANGER I HATE YOUR THUMBS!!!
