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takagi > n***toro
anyone else watch anime when they inject their e in the morning
>tranime coal
>>225276585I inject your mom's muff with my P in the morning
>oneitis' instagram showed up on mine even though we've never interacted*sigh* anything to make me suffer, huh, god?another fucked up day in my fucked up life
kind of crazy how getting pussy singularly possesses the minds of so many people
>>225276594i have two dads
>>225276594sent that weeaboo transformer into orbit
>>225276540Me on the left
Any Quebec anons in?
Oh noooo my CYBERLEEK TOKENS FUCK YOU!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I fear plants
>>225276680are you afraid a meat eater will reenact the Dilophosaurus scene from Jurassic Park with you?
>>225276659All quebec anons in /cum/ are some kind of brownoid
>>225276698C’est fini
>>225276698Le petit ami de ma femme m'a laissé utiliser l'ordinateur aujourd'hui :)
*Orders decimation of your legion*
>>225276732Tbk
>>225276737that's what Chechens do nowadays, and maybe Russians, too. Those guys, man...
are jeets even capable of learning quebecois
le hon hon tabarnak o algo
What’s the over/under on the Irkutsk black plague situation turning into another global incident like covid?
>>225276756you don't need to know french to be a uberjeets driver
>>225276762I spoke about this already why don't we speak about something new
>>225276757I've heard they make a great roast duck rumpsteak. I had that once in CZ and I love it tho I understand the Quebecois version is slathered in some sort of sauce
>>225276756What do you think? They can’t even speak English, despite it nominally being one of the main languages of India
>>225276762since it's deadly tptb will do absolutely nothing about it
>>225276762Not gonna happen
>>225276762Its a nothingburger, with a side of nothing fries, and a nice nothing cola to wash it all down with there are just parts of Russia where plague is endemic in some wild animal populations, just like e.g. in the western USA
>>225276756They would actually have to learn Haitian Kreyole
>>225276697I didn't see it
>>225276794>there are just parts of Russia where plague is endemic in some wild animal populations, just like e.g. in the western USAOkay, but it was most likely a lab leak
>>225276802bruh! I mean, you're in for a treat!
>>225276819Retards like anon believe the virus was put there by Israel to sabotage Russia
>>225276779Work is the biggest fucking bullshit ever. My shift is literally 6:00 to fucking 4:00, and all of my fucking money goes toward paying rent for this rathole, shithole I live in. Fuck the state of California and fuck Gavin Newscum. Fuck him and fuck you. Work is the biggest fucking scam ever created. After "elections". In a nutshell, fuck everything and everyone and fuck you.
>>225276844You are Jewish!
>>225276857
>jasonhttps://nitter.meowing.monster/FakecelJugend/status/2104329706179063843
>>225276779Whenever we have a shitty day we should just call it a jane doe day now do you agree with that or what???
>>225276867Your first name is literally Moshe
>>225276894Remember when Charlie Sheen called out the Hebrew name of his producer and he was canned? The thing is, Sheen is Jewish too, lol!
>>225276894>Your first name is literally Moshe
>>225276918BASED!
It was the Two And A Half Men guyalso, 'got canned'
>>225276921This is a video of me btfoing you
>>225276921sent that jasonoid flying
>>225276963the jasonkin must be EXPUNGED from this general fuck the jasonkin
We love Jason yes we do
Do Americans typically do this?
>>225276985yeah that's an average run-of-the-mill day in bum fuck wisconsin
>>225276985nah normally we'd kill em with an AR-15
>>225276985Yeah that happens all the time
>>225276985I knew at least five people who did this
>>225276985Is it possible to learn this power?
>>225276985the source: deletedthe fact: checkedverdict: I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE
>>225276985i did this
>>225277013go to a mumbo jumbo shop in a mexican neighborhood of chicago and ask for brian heins
>>225276985I did this but in a fascist way
>>225277041LOL
>>225276985deep tranny lore
I will never have sex
my tummy did not like the milk and beer combo
Just got paid 120 dollars in cash. Spent it all on lottery tickets
>>225277022well St. Leibowitz wouldn't have wanted it any other way...or would he?
>>225277083are ya winning son
>>225277083will you remember us when you're filthy rich?
well, women worshippers?
>>225277072and?
>>225276540Is he touching her boobs
>>225277115they only want a dark triad chad to do that to them, not some autistic chud filled with impotent rage
>>225277098I don't know, I'll learn in about an hour >>225277103Yes anon, I won't forget my niggas
Just bet $120 that anon won’t win the lottery
>>225276985There was a fatal DUI crash involving students when I was in highschool. Two students died and another was in the hospital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rMMAN, I'm smooth, if you'll forgive me for saying so. Posting the smoothest song of all time.
Let's all get ZESTY
>>225277083you'd make way more money investing that into kalshi>>225277139very based poster
man i’m ugly as fuck. but that’s okay because maybe i have other qualities
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>>225277160this but i also have no redeeming qualities
Society HATES the ugly and deformed (us)
>>225277164me and who?
>>225277164no more brother wars, slava rodina
>>225277115Not a big fan of women but I won't use a single tweet by some random schizo to write them all off. A better tweet to use was the one where the girl wanted to sleep with the guy who just robbed her dad, had like over 20k likes
the chad murderer vs the virgin victim
business idea: start a chatroom app that allows trannies to groom people while at the same time investing in gender affirming clinics
>>225277160i could be handsome as fuck but still my other qualities would still make severely undesirable
My favorite American Lolcow is Antisemitic Elmo
Would you rather be 5'6 but an otherwise perfect 10/10 body and face (to women) OR 6'4 but BRUTALLY ugly?
>>225277236I've been to Kiwifarms, I really enjoyed the Cobes saga, and I watched the videos...too bad about the guy
>>225277217I'll give you the 350k for 60 percent of the company
>>225277254the latter, unless i have to be fat also
>>225277267You are allowed to be whatever weight you want. Just your face is so fucked that not even plastic surgery can do anything
its over in many many ways, not just being ugly
and by videos I mean one of those judgemental retrospectives by zoomers...or two, as pioneered by that guy with a Swedish name who trooned out
Start posting goon captions
new boy anime has aired
being ugly means nothing else matters. it ends all other possibilities due to the failo effect.
>>225276605Freak egg 2 daddies. Freak egg 2 daddies.
>>225277296I'm a 6/10 and have a 6/10 wife
Are you kidding me? I used to be on ED all the time, I know all about Sherrod and weev, the legends
>>225277294>Draw a girl>Call it a boy
...you guys remember the late, great Encylopedia Dramatica, right?
>>2252773066/10 isn't ugly, you have no idea what it's like to be a sub 5 male.
>>225276585
This general posts about trans folks nonstop. Y'all are obsessed with us.
In a world without the Joker, I am the closest thing.
>>225277329that was topical, the guy's name is Fredrik something, like Andersson, he had a series named Down the Rabbit Hole that was pretty good, and he trooned out down the line
>>225277350The Raped
Dubs and the next person who posts gets ethically raped
Why do Indian international students look like that?
i rolled snake eyes during conception
>>225277379tomato
I just got my flu vaccine!
>>225277382I have never seen such a young man
Would you rather:1.) Get raped by an ugly girl and you're no longer a virginor 2.) Die a sexless incel chud
I have low testosterone
dubs and >>225277379 gets unethically raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtO7srq3ssmay I yacht?
>>225277390How ugly are we talking? Because your pic sure I would let her.
>>225277411one on the left
for me, it's C++
>>225277423Then absolutely not. I fucking hate fatties, having sex with a fat woman is no better than bestiality
>>225277423the one on the left has a higher body count than everyone posting on /int/
>>225277390she's not even trying
>>225277443It's not impressive for a woman to get laid
It is 8:30 PM.
>>225277456no it isntdont say that
>>225277452that chick looks like yacht drummer Jeff Porcaro crossed with Billie Bigtits
For me? Vibe code everything
>>225277390At times, I have been catfished by girls who were notably less attractive than their Tinder profiles would suggest, and opted to fuck them anyway based on “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush” type thinking.It’s a mistake. It’s one thing to settle for the type of mid that still gets you going, or meets some kind of minimum acceptability benchmark, but trying to fuck a girl who is not attractive to you, like sub-5 on your personal scale, is just not worth it. It’s unenjoyable, you can barely maintain an erection, they get upset about it going poorly, and so on.
Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about sea turtles
what does that even mean? 'to play us out'?
what the hell is wrong with this guy why is he constantly talking about yacht rock jesus fucking christ
Both times I matched on Hinge they immediately ghosted me
any turtle i look at is a >see? turtle!
>>225277495I guess you could say I'm still looking for my lost shaker o' salt!
All I want is for billions to die and for society to collapse. Is that really all that much to ask for?
also, look, dude, I posted about ED repeatedly and none of your were game, I've posted about a million things
And as for the yacht angle I have this to say: it is a semi-deliberate attempt to infuse members of gen Z, so immersed in hip-hop and techno, with soulful, funky, soft rockin' cocktail jazz!
>>225277530Yeah it's a site from 20 years ago what's there to talk about
his nigga is MENTALLY ILL holy shit
>>225277579Hip hop is where music as an art form dies
>>225277582it was like 1d4 chan, it was where channers came to write funny articles, tho I don't remember any of them, that maybe have been the groundwork for Kiwifarms, cause it centered on lolcows entirely
>>22527760480s hip hop was pretty good doe
Yacht gock
i need to buy a new gun it's been over a year since i bought my last gun i must CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Gock Wang
>>225277634I hate lever actions, as my hands are too big
>>225277640EVERYBODY GOCK WANG TONITE!
>it was like 1d4 chan
>>225277634Literally no reason to own more than 1 hunting rifle and 1 self defense firearm
guiness world record for smelliest fart
>>225277653Who are you, Master Chief?
I cast magic missile
What are the antisocial healthcare jobs?
Think I regained all the 20lbs I lost
>>225277634just keep buying and blow them fedboys up if they try to pull some shit
>>225277652well, let's hear your critique
>>225277677x-ray tech
>>225277686Too social
>>225277653I have 40+ firearms but I unironically agree with you. Now to decide which guns to sell . . .
>>225277665charisma check failed. you are imprisoned in the elf dungeon by a bar wenches false rape allegation.
>>225277665absolutely the best enemy mage disruptor in the Infinity Engine series
>>225277677MAID technician, or abortion technician
>>225277653m249 squad automatic weapon for self defense
>>225277688blood lab technician
I have many shotties but no lever guns yet, I feel incomplete without a lever gat.But none of my shotguns can take a bayonet either, so I have to fill that void too. Many, MANY more guns need to be purchased.
>>225277695I demand an audience with the King!
Now do you see why I believe in the singularity? Let's all be like me! Let's all live forever! Let's take lots of drugs on foreign planets with improbable intelligent lifeforms!
>>225277714can you do the terminator lever action spin?
first the window, then it's to the walllittle jon, he always tells the truth
>>225277731Interestingly, that is a lever action SHOTGUN which are not very common.I will have to learn to twirl lever guns too, thanks for reminding me.
>>225277714im pretty content with a revolver and a carbinegoing all out on a benelli would be sick, but it's also convenient for my wallet that I like mossberg 500s
>>225277723Whatcha talkin bout Willis
niggas tonguework my anal cavity
>>225277714Get a savage 99, it is peak levergun and is essentially the canadian national firearmFor the love of god do not buy a piece of shit henry
>>225277775We may become gods, eternal beings tripping on fucking everything and knowing fucking everything...that is the hippie dream, information yearns to be free, man
Ozempig
just poop-ranched
>>225277777digits
>>225277777digits of truth
For me, it's the Kriss Vector.
>>225277798these things really are unique and cyberpunk as fuck
>>225277777ヾ(*’O’*)/
for me it's gock
fer me?lancashire cock-pottradicional lancashire meal
>>225277798would use to take down the corpo oligarchy
>>225277818Too bad theyre ass irl
>>225277779My first choice is a Marlin SBL in 45-70 but they're very hard to find. Was perusing the S&W 1854s as well, I like the stainless over the Cerakote. Needs to be 45-70 as I camp in moose and bear country, plus mountain lions are moving into the area.BUT I also want something compact with 16" barrel for backpacking. Hard to find one with all muh boxes ticked.
I'm not saying I'm divine in any sense but this what I've displayed here is not exactly human, either, I'd say
>started jerking off to tranny pornI DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>225277826Tell us something about Sri Lanka
I want to get a dog but I would feel bad leaving it alone while I work
>>225277854If moose and bear are a genuine worry I would go with a 30-06 or some kind of 300-338-375 magnum instead of a 45-70 meme gun
it's not gay if the gock is succulent
The best rifle in the world is the AN-94
But you see, humanity is an abstraction. In every biological species there are vectors pushing away from it into a new species, that is part of the reason why so much has been shed in the past.
*so much blood
I don't know anything about guns but I always liked the look of the P90. Though that's mostly because of Stargate.
why are thirdies always without fail such annoying posters? they try to joke around and get zero responses or become hostile when people find them annoying then they just start schizobabbling
BENIS
>>225277889At close ranges you want a large heavy bullet that mushrooms and causes trauma, not a ripper that tears clean through and the moose keeps lumbering onward. 30-06 is ideal for longer placed shots into its lungs or heart, not may-day defensive shots into its face and chest cavity. A lever or pump gun are superior for this stuff over a bolt gun.inb4 someone says I should carry a Browning BAR
>>225277892no its not and bf3 hasnt been relevant in over a decade
For me it’s the model 1894 Winchester in 30-30. The only gun I own. Maybe I’ll buy an Ar-15 and a handgun.
>>225277923You have to understand that most of them only just got the internet like 10 years ago
>>225277923I'll tell you what, Ranjeet, I'd be super glad if I could translate this act into youtube monies
>>225277919just has an iconic look to it which is why it's used in a lot of different media. same with spas 12 shotgun and mp5 submachine gun.
sex with lorde
I use a cap and ball revolver as the protestant work ethic intended
>>225277932Farley Mowat gun, iconic. Great for blasting ferals of the 2 and 4 legged variety. A true "buck gun".
>>225277959she's butt ugly though
>>225277970its about the status
>>225277932i know its sacrilege to /k/ but i love seeing lever action rifles with full tacticool attachments on them
>>225277970more like butt sexy
i am lorde la la la
>>225277919P90 is cool. The canonical reason the SG teams switched to the P90 was that it offered better armor penetration against jaffa than their 9mm MP5s ever could. The actual reason was that the prop department and show directors thought the P90 looked way more sci fi
If I were PM I would ban all guns and in exchange every citizen would receive a tactical nuke
>>225277865If anyone is interested in exploring South Asia, they should begin here. It's a paradise compared to India, but most of the people here still have that primitive "jeet" mentality. The bright side is that it's hampered by the fact that Buddhism is the majority religion here, compared to the backwards, demonic hinduism. The civil war that happened is interesting to read about, and there actually some really nice beaches here, you just have to get out of Colombo.
>>225277976what about a steampunk lever gun
I wish I lived in the amazing digital circus
yep, 3 day ban from /v/ for an "off topic" thread while this is still up
If you don't look like this women don't want you
my life is like a videogame
>>225278026Nothing steampunk about that at allMaybe redditpunk
Lordy Lordy Lorde is turning 40!!!
>>225278024What do you think is the origin of the "jeet" mentality? It's so strange hearing about the complex civilizations that inhabitied India and the entire subcontinent, and seeing what it's like today.
>>225278036what was it about?
>>225278035but Neuromancer was still too dense on a reread, I gave up like 40 pages in, and i know that is a great, amazing novel
Really don't understand visiting third world countries, I would visit somewhere nice like a resort in europe but why would I willingly subject myself to being around unwashed thirdies who are all desperate to steal a quarter off me because it's the most money they've ever seen in their life? I don't care about their "culture" it's thirdie shit I can watch a nature documentary if I want to see how animals behave
>>225277969Yea it’s my white tail rifle of course>>225277976I don’t mind that sort of thing but the whole appeal of it to me is it’s light, easy to carry and move around with. I wouldn’t want to throw shit all over it
>>225278036Dubs and I repost my HMAF thread to /v/
>>225278070"there's nothing that should stop you from having fun"
>>225278073you might have HD AD&D
>>225278095makes sense, fun is off-topic on /v/
>>225278099the reason why nobody has adapted Neuromancer yet is cause all those cokehead Hollywood producers could never finish the novel!
ADHD in 4K, upscaled to 2160p with HDR
I genuinely don't enjoy video games anymore
>>225278128apple is doing it
>>225278135skill issue
>>225278146I've heard about that, actually. No, really.
>>225278131emo fagit
>>225278131Imagine tying him to a rock and having foids throw tomatoes at himGo i hate autists
Neuromancer perfect blend of technology and magic
>>225278037generate a pussy on my cock
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791251816063929.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791251816063929.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791251816063929.mp4
>>225278135i've been playing older single players games. i cannot keep up with the young whippersnappers online anymore.
No human is illegal! Open borders NOW!
>>225278176you know, the thing is, despite the tangible benefits to your emotional health a lapdog might provide, I'm not about to go out and walk the damn thing when it's ten below!
>>225278131AMERICAN MOMS LOOK LIKE THAT?!
>>225278068I honestly think it comes down to hinduism and it's absolute dogshit cosmology and metaphysics. It makes absolutely no sense, and doesn't give people a proper reason for their existence. If someone removes the reason to their existence, then their fellow man becomes irrelevant and dispensable, stepping stones towards one's own escape from suffering. It's easy to be submissive to the invading cultures if it means I can save my own back by throwing my neighbor under the bus.
This
>>225278197>mfw the borders are opened
>>225278239seems excessive for deer hunting desu
>>225278246moose are deer too
>>225278226Don't Hidnus more or less believe in a similar kind of Karma to Buddhists? The only real difference I know between the two are that there is no "self" in Buddhism and in Hinduism there is
Make a dating app profile, benchod
>>225278216this looks shopped
>>225278239I remember a decade ago I was returning to Canada from Thailand and the border guard snatched my unlocked phone to look through it. I had a “ refugees welcome “ image with that text pasted over a German MG position opening fire. He also caught me with steroid ancillaries,the Tao Te Ching, too much tobacco and undeclared booze. I cringe sometimes thinking about it
>>225278264humiliation ritual
you bloody benshod bastard
I don't get why people would settle for some lame ass suburban home when you can be just as much of a non-billionaire and live in a trailer in a swamp for way less.
>>225278264I did and it was an absolute mistake, destroyed my self confidence
>>225278226>If someone removes the reason to their existence, then their fellow man becomes irrelevant and dispensable, stepping stones towards one's own escape from sufferingAre you one of those people who think all non-religious people are psychos?
>>225278266Dhey in a white trash ball game
>>225278280>live in a trailer in a swamp for way less.real estate companies are buying out those lots and evicting people who live there so they can build strip malls
>>225278285People like to live near utilities, but I agree. If I were a billionaire I would buy farmland in the Midwest and convert it all to Prairie, then build my home in the middle
>>225278287good post
My therapist told me that confidence is more important than looksShe also didn't believe me when I told her the majority of relationships begin on dating apps nowadays
>>225278303thanks for the (you) kind stranger
>>225278270>returning from Thailand
>>225278287umerda
man, you know guys, all of this has made me realize that I should get myself a girlfriend
>>225278320And Cambodia. Bastard American customs smashed my bottles after inspecting my checked bags and finding my steroid ancillaries (unmarked) that didn’t read anything on the drug machine.
>>225278325You're going to need to get a job first
>>225278316im stupid and dumb, i meant that for >>225278285time to commit harakiri
some anons here have sexy blond milf moms with massive mammaries and it shows
>>225278325good luck with that
>>225278335I don't need to, I get $1070 from the gov't every month for terminal autism, haha
Why haven't you taken that girl to clown town yet?
>>225278357the circus isn't in town
>>225278347I'm sort of handsome, even at my age, women will make eyes at me all the time, i'm 6'2'' and I have wavy brown hair past my shoulders with streaks of white
I haven't had sex in like 2-3 years. I don't even know if I want a gf anymore tbqh.
>>225278364Bruh you're weird as hell!
>>225278371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUuSuc2024sI concede to that
>>225278313If someone is that put of touch to modern reality you should stop seeing them lmao
>>225277919Battlestar Galactica also had real guns. that's always the sign of a good sci-fi series
>>225278333>AND CAMBODIA
>Sexhavers be like I only had sex 3 years ago!
>>225278389Do you think maybe it is we who are out of touch with reality?
>>225278405Do normies think sex tourism when it comes to Cambodia? I assumed people think of Angkor Wat and the Khmer Rogue genocide.
>>225278417No
I am a disciple of the Tiger Claw
>>225278417Idk, im in touch with my own reality, maybe not everybody else's reality. I understand that every single one of my values and interests and things I find important may be absolutely nonsensical and meaningless in the "grand scheme of things"I should just kms atp tbqh
its crazy that women are that sexy and i cant have sex with them
new?
>>225278499Not my problem
>>225278453I learned this when I was 13 and got over it by the time I was 16
I once botched an All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace by William Brautigan thread header, and I'd rather post this here than start a new
>>225276541>>225276541>>225276541
oh, it was Richard Brautigan. Fly fishin in the Yemen, like. Glad I didn't start the thread.
