Iommi edish
>>225280016When's Geezer edish?
>>225280016This is the oneHEIL IOMMI
I saw him live but with Dio, they performed the whole Heaven and Hell album. Unfortunately I never saw Sabbath.
henlo
>>225280091alri
can't beat a nice cellothe sexiest of the instruments
The VM that FireFox uses is called SpiderMonkey
>>225280034truly unacceptable fingernails
>>225280110no that's harmonicafollowed by drums
>>225280126it's for the purpose of playing
can you fucking do the thing now?can you fucking do it? hello?
https://vocaroo.com/1iYn4QzU6N1b
>>225280140I don't like thatI like short fingernail guitareven better very short compulsively bitten fingernail guitar thank youand yes I know that's a bass guitar don't start with me
I would never ever ever let a man with long fingernails touch me never in a million years
if a cello is the best instrument then the bass drum is the worst
drums is the best instrument
*the humble banjo enters the thread*
>>225280186what the fuck are you talking about
banjos banjos all the time I can't forget that tuneand if ever see another banjoI'm going out to buy a big balloonAND IF I EVER SEE ANOTHER BANJO I'M GOING OUT TO BUY A BIG BALLOON
>>225280219ya heard me
yeah yeah banjos boomers whatever you can't fuck with me
>>225280126>>225280169>>225280181ywnbaw
>>225280126He's not gay Alice
don't make me post my feminine napkin again you sick fuck
>>225280058Dio era was great too.
>>225280299Post your female pussy cutie
dad rock
>>225280316It's a great album beginning to end, not a single bad song. My dad and I waited for him for 2 hours in the hotel lobby to take pictures, eventually we left to beat traffic and the long lines and we were told he came out 5 mins after we left.
right what are we buying for amazon prime day then?
>>225280330son, yes, son!
Mumberg got me breakfast in bed
>>225280335Man it would have been cool to get a pic and an autograph with him. He died a short while after that tour. Heaven and Hell and Mob Rules are both classics, love them both
properly kicking off in france
>>225280360French people are violent
reposting meal deals (probably from reddit) is one of the lowest forms of posting. schizo ramblings from people like mousey are above it.
>>225280374yeah, 'french'
>>225280352Yeah would have been cool, there werent many people waiting for him, we knew were he was staying cause we got a tip from one of the organizers. I think he died 3 years after that. It was a great concert and his voice was still very powerful. The people we knew that waited and met him said he wa super humble and friendly and took pictures with everyone.
>>225280389its one of spaki's ocd gimmicks. i genuinely think he cant help himself.
>>225280397It's always the French starting riots isn't it? Uncivilized people the French.
>>225280404Everyone said he was that way, always very gracious with his time
>>225280325ok?
a riot because of education spendingjust wouldn't happen here. no one gives a fuck
does any other Australian keep getting range banned? or does janberg have a hard on for me?
>>225280169>compulsively bitten fingernail guitarOnly low cortisol playing for me thank you
>>225280439yep
>>225280450That's the face i make when i smell vagina
only riots I can recall were the basmati rice riots and the sir george floyd riots
>>225280453most of it is now just foreigners looking for an excuse to burn things and be violent
in the middle of nowhere and ive run out of nicotine pouchesthats me done then
The Happy Couple
>>225280602ai is grim AF
150 quid back off the taxmanGet in happy days
>>225280602wouldn't let him near a farm
>>225280602AI made them both more attractive for some reason
>>225280631ai wants you to like iteverything it does is in the most "supportifve" way so you keep using it
>>225280110this, and the saxophone or alto sax
just took my vitamins and threw up
>>225280602which ai to use to do this immediately now
>>225280775sorry mate only gayi for you
gyaldem rising
>>225280602incel walks SAVED mouse
me willy don't work
>>225280763didn't really take the vitamins then
>>225280763Stick em up your arse - an old French method
must sprout
>>225280859le suppo is not something we should share
not so much more methedrine and valium because things will be ok and good and there will be no feeling of need for it so heavier habit will not form and addictions will be avoided thank goodness for true love
shut up motherfucker
>>225280890sorry
>>225280898silencei keel you
>>225280862:)
when I was trying to find that specific photo this kept coming up in the results soit's a good thing I took drugs just now
doing a cheeky racism session
>>22528093311 jf posts in a row. It not right
so how do I do the ai photo of paddy mcaloon and green gartside because that's obviously what I want to do right
>>225280917who's this pricklooks like the bum child of trevor moore and adam scott
ktimktimktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2sCOiCgf4
>>225280948>jfspeak for yourself pierre
>want to turn my life around>remember I'm 33it's over
>>225280956huhis that the one who "fell" off his balcony and perished?
>>225280763i've had my 4000iu dose of vit d3lack of sunbergshinetoil is a threat
>>225280989aye
>>225280999troubling
>>225280986planning an autistic meltdown in front of a gp in the next week or two myself
Just what you want to be you will be in the end
abo guerrilla carrying his didgeridoos in one of these
>>225281017lmao based. get those link dollars my brother
wonder what foids do when us lads aren't around
mad how i try so hard to be good at singing but i'm still kinda awful lol
>>225281045take SSRIs and pretend they're happy
discount cp shop called kidl
>>225281045they talk about boyswatch social media togetheror touch each other platonicallyt. i've asked girls about it before
>>225281045frig their snatches and shitters
I have a photo of green gartside burying dave wankling up to his neck in sand on the beach but it's not ai but imagine the things I could do if had an ai computer machine etc etc
>>225281055s
>>225281047why are you trying so hard is there someone youre trying to impress son
>>225281092gp
Foggy walk to toil this morn
>>225281092just want to be good at singing desuand i guess yeah it would be good to be more appealing to women with a good voice
>>225281092incredible post. truly magnificent
my dad would smash all your dad's in a fight
>>225281055didl surely
>>225281114My dad's what?
>>225281115very good
>>225281114nah, mine was a proper savagei'm a disgrace desu
need to decide whether to pick up a shift tomorrow or take my day off as scheduledsomeone decide for me
>>225281120bussy...
every girl thinks they can sing its a condition they all suffer from
>>225281133never toil if you don't have to
>>225281130mine was even savagery than your dad, ong bro not even lying my guy
tried contacting the doctor about my fungal feet but the medical form has changed completely and it's forcing me to book an appointment to go in today which I WON'T do because I will be taking DRUGS today
>>225281133Moshe's third yacht won't buy itself
>>225281144I understand the sentiment but I'm a sexless autistic freakazoidal maniac so it's not like I'm missing out on spending time with a wife and kids at home.also I recently had to spend 1200 on my car so I do in fact need money
d.va umaru sub-edish
>>225281164what car you drive? I had to spend $1200 on rego and $400 on a service, coulda spent that on escorts
>>225281149wish our dads could have metSO MINE COULD HAVE PUT YOURS IN HIS PLACE
>>225281150maybe get yourself seen for drug addiction then?
>>225281141and that they can dance
rorke been lookin kinda hollywood lately
oh yes mistah portilla you drink that down
Vanguard FTSE All-World UCITS - (USD) Accumulating ETF£147.24 +0.38%
>>225281189my da' wouldn't even have to do nothing, I'd sort your old man out while you pull your lil sissy cock in the corner
>>225281184was considering getting an erotic massage called nurwu or something at the weekendhave you ever done it? is it good
>>2252811842014 seat ibiza. I didn't have to spend anything at all on the previous MOT but now I've had to spend 1200 quid this year and the MOT is still yet to come. Not even going to bother getting it serviced, just going to absorb it all into the MOTshould probably think about getting a new car tbf because it's costing too much money these days with these repairs and stuff. Secretly I also like the idea of just fucking off the car altogether and buying a bicycle.
find new thing I like
>>225281218only ever had a regular massage, always wanted to try nuru, but I'd rather just get my willard sucked off. you should try it though
>>225281218that's not good for you
lifemovie
aunt bessie nuru massage (Hot!!)
>>225281218rip your knob of
>>225281213leave my sissy cock out of it!
>>225281246it's all there
>>225281223what the fuck is MOT? I want to get a motorbike because diesel is 3 dollarydoos a fucking litre
this is the ` THREAD THEME ` !!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7hIpRv-jc
>>225281274Get one of those gay little electric bikes
starting my God of War 2018 we must be better men arc
>>225281274>what's an MOT?Here once your car is over 3 years old you have to PAY to get it MOT'd at a garage where they take it in, take a look over it and make sure it's all in safe working order. If there's anything they deem unsafe then you have to pay to get it fixed before the car can be re-tested and then passed. If you don't have a valid MOT then you cannot legally drive the car and if you're caught driving without one you get points on your licence.
>>225281281can't, I work an hour and a half away
>>225281284gp
gay porn windrush built gay porn britain
>>225281242>>225281250what do you mean?>>225281238maybe she can do that after? but i'd probably rather it rubbed against all of her desu
>>225281323good and accurate post
>>225281305A lot of bikes can do that, especially if you can charge it at your workplace.
>>225281218you mean nuru, the one where they get naked and rub their whole body on you? never done it but seen loads of porn with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV1rQRUIxNw>this is for Brucie, fuck you Brucie!"
I've never gotten a massage
On the nofapAbout 2 weeks in
>>225281300oh yeah, we have the same shit here
doing a bp (big poo) at the minute dee lads
>>225281379how do you feel
>>225281379literally fapped to Bella Moretti sucking off Whitezilla an hour ago
>>225281390ps
you know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
>>225281391Pretty good>>225281394Didn't ask
>>225281390... bet my da did bigger poos
any womens football on this weekend? or football as i like to call it
if you put worcestershire sauce in a non-seafood dish i will fucking kill you
>>225281419Do not sexualize women in sports
>>225281434it is mainly used on cheese on toast not by me because I think anchovies in sauce is vile ok
>>225281410it gave me a lot of energy>>225281434I put it in stews and sauces, come get me barbie lad
>>225281434normal people only use it on cheese on toast
>>225281434is good on black eyed peas with onion and tomato
>>225281382Roadworthy flows off the tongue so much more than MOT. Yet another Australian English excellence moment.
>>225281434sounds vile. seafood doesn't need strong flavours.
We at /brit/ wish Lionel Messi a happy retirement from international football after tonight's match against Benin
playing runescape, simultaneously the most addicting and boring game of all timenot sure how that works but it does
*puts worcestershire sauce in a non-seafood dish*
>>225281489doesnt though does it. MOT is easier and quicker to say. plus short abbreviations always look better and more professional. 'Roadworthy' looks like something a soft woke civil servant gimp dreamt up
roadworthy
addicted to being based i am
My birthday is todayWhat will I do..... Might wank?
yea mate just popping out to get me roadworthy done lmao such mongs
>>225281548
favourite peep show bit is when mark ditches pregnant sophie to go kfc
The singular desire of having fellowship with a human being. A person would be more dead than alive if he were alone in the world or on an island—all hope being cut off of ever seeing or hearing a human being.
>>225281557Happy Birthday lad
australasians be like i'm popping dannnnn to get moi roadworthy then gonna order some hungry jacks on menulog screaming
>>225281595well, a bucket is bucket
tummy erotichttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1791245612941845.webm
just a touch of blood on the tpthat's just a scratched up bunghole isnt it?nothing to worry about is it? :S
>>225281620needs to gain 5-6 kilos
>>225281626well I think she's perfect just the way she is and I hope she sees my message here and knows I'm kind
>>225281625depends on the colour
>range banned againI think my days of posting on 4chan have come to an end lads. idk how many ranges I have left
>>225281626impossible for anyone to write something this gay
>>225281612haha strewth cobba dont forget to stop by the servo for diesel
>>225281640When I cook for her I'll put more butter secretly
>>225281620this is the kind of shit christians watch to lust over women and still say theyre not sinning
>>225281640>she
>>225281654and yet here I am writing that kind of stuff
>>225281652just a very small bit of bright coloured bloodhopefully just a sore arsehole
>>225281653oh no but then we'll miss all your amazing posts like....errr...oh and...ummmbye nigga
>>225281683gp
>>225281683>racism outside of /b/enjoy your 3 days :)
>>225281676you only need to worry if it's like black or that
>>225280016So glad we have Ugliest caricature I've ever seen80s (better times) throwbackAnime (Japanese characters)Chinese characters (also called handwritten kanji)...Instead of porn. Thanks normies for that one. You really are owned little goyslaves enough for you to make Jews richer, women richer for getting naked on of, and paying for other porn and being on it so much with smartphons that porn is a market now that needs AI to be locked out of so we don't get freedoms. >Ohhh hurry durrrrrni I don't have freedoms and that's good. We'll have you considered that's why the entire world is a shit hole it's because of YOU yeah? Fucking goyim So glad this eyesore exists for people to go generate instead of "computer, make me a fucking porn the way I like"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_movement
rorkeypops
>>225281731
>>225281660hehe based
>>225281731are those scottish people?
>>225281735
>>225255380>>225255386It actually is though. Normies are doing it.
>>225281676Thanks doc
>>225281766>replying to a 24 hour old postkys
>>225281665hs?>>225281674believe you're some kinda gay ai and not a person
>>225281676Yeah be fine then
>>225281780FOY
>>225281787why did she still eat it!!!
>>225281781i'm the most straight person here actually, I'm what you call super straight as they say
rorkey poos settling down with his fart-flavoured Werthers
>>225281810im so straight i use tongs when i wee so i don't touch my own willy which would be "gay"
>>225281788And the reason you posted this?
>>225281824I'm so straight I pee with no hands or utensils, don't even know what my dick looks like
:)
>>225281845put a gun in your mouth
dead now of course
>>225281788looks like my first gf, how is there a missing girl every day, where the fuck do they go?
>>225281787A little prank causing "backlash". 2026
>>225281864
sucking a fart from my own arse
>>225281879they're all in my cellar
>>225281889big talk from someone on the other side of the planet
by the time they build whatever defense system they're planning, we will already have been nuked
>>225281913release them immediately
I will never knot a women My dick is not red My legs are bigger than my armsI can't pant for women without feeling self consciousI am experiencing gender dysphoria
>>225281928no
I can't eat peanut butter or out of a bowl without getting it all over my face
redownloaded hinge again. this time i actually have relatively decent photos, even did a little bit of non-dishonest editing, but no matter i’m sure. fuck my incel life
>>225281928me when my glamorous assistant secretly joins an animal rights group and goes rogue during my famous dove summoning act
>>225281951oh so the british army will fight for the peoplejust the jewish people, that is
I don't think I've ever eaten peanut butter
>>225281944can you actually talk to women though?
>>225281944this time it will work out for youi have manifested it
wow hating jews so brave clap
>>225281968me when a mate introduced me to omegle
who’s in the wrong
>>225281962It's pure carbs and lasts for years I'm the jar
Congrats to Mousey on his first ever programme to be created using C++ Over 16,000 lines long, it had some AI assistance along the way and displays the message 'Hello World' on the screen
>>225281951goy of the year award
>>225281968i asked a woman out the other day irl for the first time in a year, she said she had a boyfriend but she was nice about it at least.>>225281972thanks <3
>>225281984Supposed to honk going round thoseAnd obviously the white car was going too fast and should of parked there mate (there is literally a shoulder)
>>225281986I thought hello word was supposed to be the easiest thing
>>225281951imagine how many shags this guy has had >>225281985it's the opposite it's pure fats and proteins lol it's very low carb
>>225281984the humble passing area just to the side that the white car could have let the cam car get into if he just waited 2 seconds
>>225282004No? It's basically like learning to build a rocket before you build your matchbox car for the school race Cody bro
>>225282004everything is easy with ai nowthe people who think it won’t come for their job are kidding themselves
>>225281984White car should’ve just kept driving up the side and passed the cam car
>>225281995that's a start then at least. foids just aren't worth the effort in the big '26 thoughbeit
>>225282011Mmm omega 6 fats
guys i assume we are all playing the new transport fever game
>>225281951was literally just about to post this and say "rorke doing a pooey shite upon feasting his eyes on this"thoughts?
mad how muslims will bend over backwards to defend their prophet marrying and raping a child. incredible levels of brainwashing
>>225282063come tower hamlets and say this you weird little neek
>>225282063Not that I agree with it but it was 2000 years ago you can’t compare it to the modern day
>>225282053if by playing you mean watching other people play while I WFH, yeah, course
>>225282063>low IQ sand people do low IQ sand people things
>she said she had a boyfriend
>>225282076so shagging children was fine then?
>>225282053had to look this up neve rheard of that hsit>>225282082omg this is fucked why would he upload this
>>225282082kek. it wasn’t a cold approach though, it was a girl i was working with on a group project at uni
if youve got warts on your funger and you wank do you get warts on your knob
wallahi rorke is finished
>>225282087Of course not I literally said I don’t agree with it why are you being like that
>>225282082>POV: you're a black man
>>225282110got warts on my face and i tough em with my hands and i touch my knob and never had em on my knob so my guess is not
>>225282112right well you just compared it to the modern day and made a judgement
>>225282082all of their bfs are black
>>225282122>got warts on my faceew yuck!
yawning like crazy there
>>225282121>>225282130this is not right
edgar allen poe's wife was only 13 when he married her
>>225282138shut the fuck up and don't talk to him like that you dog cunt
>>225282151wart freak!
i don't give a fuck about niggers
yeah, outta 10
>>225282138i dont want them i need to get a cream and maybe get them cut out>>225282151thanks it's not like i want to have them
They call me Mr Gay Porn
>>225282127Kuffar are literally incapable of arguing in good faith
haven’t slept in 29 hours btw
>men for the entirety of human history up until recent times:corrr bald fanny
>>225281962bizarre
I remember when I tried using dating apps and most of the women I saw were forrens using AI to write their bios
>>225282186done any big poos? I always do massive poos after an all-nighter
>>225282180alri diego had a good week so far
>>225282156come say it to my face cunt? I'm currently in Lidcombe, I'll smash your face in>>225282179all good brother. I'll heem that clown
bought a rack with a pull-up bar (sick of my door frame mounted one) and gymnastic rings on prime day a clue gained
>>225282211no heatherpaedo. just no mate. nice try but no, men haven’t randomly all been paedos up until the modern era you fucking noncecase freak
>>225282224oddly, now that you mention it, yes
>>225282214they say there are a lot of catfish accounts as well on these thingsI wouldn't know how to tell which ones were real and which were fake as I'm a sensitive young man (33) and I don't know these things so it's best for me to stay off the apps
got this classic viral song stuck in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUIn95xZuJw
>>225282103It's just jokes
>>225282179creams dont do anything for wartsyou need that muck digging out wiht a knife>>225282227dont want your warty hands anywhere near my face
>>225282243whole world was at peace when we had Vine xx
Christian’s when Joseph, an elderly man, married Mary, a child:>I sleepChristian’s when Mohammed, an elderly man, married Aisha, a child:>REAL SHIT
>>225282246dont want a crater in my face that's even worse than a wartneed em frozen off or whatever it is
>>225282233they were dating younger back then actually and it was normal
>>225282265where u getting this headcanon from browhere was joseph and old man and mary a child
you can’t be a serious person and be smoking weed. just doesn’t work
>>225282273No it wasn’t you nasty paedophile freak
the woke 5g gmos done a number on people
>>225282290dont care still finna smoke weed
>>225282290i literally work for the civil service and have a legal cannabis prescription, which also helps me drink less alcohol and therefore feel better on averagecope on
If you think about it, it's quite mental how people had no moral objection to shagging kids for the majority of modern human existenceyou reckon the earliest modern humans even had morals?
>>225282298It’s just HRT, hair dye and fillers mate
was going to go out but then i saw that it's members priority booking for the bayeux tapestry at 12 so i gota wait for that>>225282323speak for yourself
>>225282318just know you’re going to fuck it up. maybe not today or tomorrow, but one day you’re going to get high and do something important wrong and fuck it all up
>>225282342doesn't make sense because I didn't exist 300,000 years ago did I
>>225281985why a double lie
you can turn peanut butter to diamonds if you microwave it in a pyrex jug
>>225282323i think different cultures throughout human history had different ideas of what a child is so this blanket statement is a bit stupid
>>225282318tried not being a pathetic addict runt?
>>225282432...yh
>>225282432>t. drinks coffee every morning and drinks every friday night
>>225282477>>225282477>>225282477
>>225282472ever had an imaginary opponent who didn't?
>>225282076thing is, they still do it today
