'tex edish
>stuck in their mothers bedroom
I stayed in a castle... and felt like a book character
rorke is right and leftypol can't admit that
>>225284399m(um)my
>>225284368Name?
>>225284265id love to see one where mousey is nestled in bradleys arms
>>225284417love that for you x
bermuda bahama come on pretty mama
if you fart in that, does it all inflate, or do they put discrete arse vents in there?
>>225284424dave
>>225284420leftypol would rather kill rorke and himself by proxy than admit he got it wrong
hour 30 no sleep
mental that y
>>225284368>>225284424Found it. Athenaxkami
on an arse juice diet
any poltroons in
>>225284368
>>225284505No it's clearly Queen Nephie
>>225284521looking at that my body has the same sexual reaction it does upon encountering a 300 pound hambeast in a mobility scooter
>>225284521im not hungry thanks
have you been on your incel walkies today
what do you reckon its like being a beautiful woman
reckon and I mean reckon we would all be happier and wouldn't come to this forsaken website if we all had a ruby gf
Gooning rn.
Can you grow a beard?
>>225284568its TERRIFYING, ok rorke
>>225284580no
>>225284568being able to do whatever you want without embarrassment although that goes for all young women
>>225284580unfortunately
>Jamal's POV
Strange Jewish meltdown in the old
>>225284580Yes. I had one that went down to my nipples but I had to shave it for toil
Um... Mousey found a new bf!!
>>225284567Don't wanna
>>225284567no im at my incel job in the incel civil service doing incel nothing waiting for incel 5 oclock so i can put the incel tv on and watch an incel film before getting incel drunk like every other incel night in my miserable incel freakshow life
>>225284641You sound like an incel mate
right dont know who called for that image but it wasnt me
right
believe you might've attached the wrong image
>>225284641where does your gf fit into all this
>>225284646hi what game is this pls
>>225284670it isnt a game
wow
>>225284580unfortunately i have really shit beard genetics. i really hate it as id love a beard
>>225284674don't reply to me that fast ever again
>>225284685
Stock piling for El Nino
>>225284641well well well the respected member of the civil service pothead from a few threads ago shows his true colors
>>225284702Not even pro Palestine mate but it was a meltdown that was had between two Israeli flags
>>225284702Genuinely feel nothing when i see these gore images of Palestinians, guess it's a bit sad but not much more than swatting away a fruit fly or accidentally stepping on a snail. Just dont really care about lower life forms to that extent
sobbing into my own arse
corr first 10m27s of that Spiderman film marathoned in one sitting yep time for a quick 4 hour scrolling break I think
>>225284702leftypol wants all bigots executed...except these ones for some reason
>>225284700
>>225284737sob into this
saw a cute mr bean apu image on /tv/ earlier
>>225284735wow we got a tough guy in the building
>>225284761
really not a fan of people who think its their job to save le world (i.e. most leftypoos)
What horror films are YOU watching this Spooktober??
>>225284743Very strange isn't it? You had leftypol talking about murdering pensioners for voting brexit but somehow completely foreign muslims who would hang a bender from a crane without a second thought are just innocent victims who deserve understanding and time.
>>225284716never smoked that shit in my life dont know any dealers
>>225284803
*bangs the official /brit/ lunchtime gong*
>millionaires shortbread right by the payment counterffs they saw me coming from a mile off, how's a man meant to resist? The government needs to step in to stop this
>>225284823>really not a fan of people who think its their job to save le worlso the jews
>>225284831The ghost of gayporn avenue
Step 1: Wash your penis.
my best and only friend of 23 years has started going on hikes and stuff with his work friends and is now going on holiday with them without me
>>225284880
>>225284889looks like ratemytakeawaynow then guys
>>225284884work friendships usually fizzle out once people move jobs
>>225284884>my best friend has experienced positive growth and I resent this because I'm a meek man of inaction still stuck in his smelly childhood bedroomGain a bloody clue you freak
>>225284884I'll go on hikes with you to make him jealous xx
>>225284884mines all moved far away so we can only meet a few times a year basically just doing it now so if i get married my wedding isnt empty
I made a shitpost on one board here weeks ago and I revisit it every now and then and it feels like when you do a shit in public and it stays on the ground for weeks and weeks and everybody's reacted to it but it's still theresome boards on this site move at an absolute glacial pace
it’s funny how /brit/posters see themselves as better than le npcs when you’re mostly on the level of chat that goes on in a council estate flat roof pub. biomass, in your parlance
lord finkelstein
>>225284864Wish british people will punish traitorsThey're wors then muslims because they will betray their own people for mere profit
>>225284884compare yourself to his workmates and you'll understand why.
*farts, rippling the fabric of the sofa* sorry, do continue
my arse cries out for a raping
>>225284958>in a council estate flat roof puband you know this how?
>>225284957and then you look at other imageboards altogether and it's even slower>>225284963isnt this the me mum died in the holocaust guy
>>225284965>if you don't support tikkun olam you are a traitor to the UKthank you shlomo for this but i voted to leave the uk so idc anyway
Where is the threadmeister? Where is the Tears for Fears bloke?
>>225285007
>>225284974helloooooo
rorke spending his inheritance on scratchers and pokemon cards
>>225285007both raped to death. sad really
>>225285022raped now, of course
>>225284993If you mean the EU that wasn't the smartest thing you could have doneNow you can't import as easily "white" migration workers from Poland for example how you used to doAnd if you ment by UKWhat do you mean..?
>inheritanceweird thingyeah im 55 getting £10k that i needed when i was young
professor of red diesel studies me with a sidehustle master's in epidemiology
>>225285068>£10kPovvo alert
>>225285050no i voted to leave the uk in 2016 but sadly due to mass migration from the englishry the vote was a NO
>>225285022>and pokemon cardsIT'S AN INVESTMENT
mum's best mate died in her sleep last nightwtf
What. A. G.
>>225285079>Povvo alertno that's what happens if your parent goes into a care homeall their assets must be sold and spent on this until it reaches £10kthe only way to avoid that is for somebody else to live in their home or for the home to have been transferred 8 years previous
>>225285118Autistic gaylord
>>225285115dead now, of course
>>225285115sorry to hear of her passing and what your mum must be going throughit's no consolation but there are worse ways to go than dying in one's sleep. Gone to bed tucked up cosy and warm and then... that's it.
copy and pasting pictures of black men off google images in to ms paint and printing them off and hiding them in my pillow case
>>225285115
>>225285118do enjoy this webm
>>225285118at the end of the day, smoking looks cool and makes you cool
>>225285144
>>225285167*looks smelly*makes you smelly
>>225285133Shush your mouthYou're French The British are your overlordsDon't you ever forget that
>>225285193>The British are your overlordsthe uk doesnt even stop the hordes of migrants sent by france
GET THE FISHMAN
>>225285219chippypunk this
womenhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1791233293557528.jpg
my dad saved all my bradley reactions and bradleyposts in the gcs now lol
>>225285212Bite your tongue Muhammad
>>225285118
Just learned thisBlack men in Africa have the most platonic relationships with women second to Central America
on my lunch break
>>225285252his hair almost looks /fa/ here
>>225285257whites and muslims getting straight down to business
>>225285272omg same x
>>225285246>if you complain about immigration you are a muslim new jew lore unlocked
asos been hacked then, has it
>phone rings once then stops, no voicemailnot going to be ringing that back am I
>>225284700what does realistic rape progress look like
bit the bullet and had a man round to quote me on air congonna be one of those smug chilly bastards next July
>>225285293I need to be jewish to complain about muslim invaders taking over great Britain What my ethnicity have to do about it? :/
Sir Queer Starmer
perhaps you'd like to reflect on the green sandpiper
>>225285336its cheaper than you think so dont get mugged off
>>225285333cor
>>225285373that nigga isnt green
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791169553705642.webm
>>225285336thanks for destroying the climate
if it's hot I open a window. Cool? I shut the windowcosts me nothing at all, completely free
>>225285336oh yeah? what did you say in your quote then? will it be posted online?
>>225285241leng
>>225285419operating windows has been bannedhealth and safety
>>225285419i'm always cool
They weren't thinking of the environment during the industrial revolution
whyhowjust doesn't make sense does it, and they're getting married too wtf
your family's POV when your mum shows them your room:
>>225285457they gone give birth to megamind
>>225285457some people aren't superficial like you
>>225285457cant quite explain it but his head strongly resembles my penis
the results are in
>>225285385I'm hoping under £6k>>225285417not taylor swift, am I>>225285427not got it back yet, will let you lot know if you want
>>225284965Ironic
might do some baked gnocchi and veg tonight
>>225285457they're looksmatched
>>225285500me in the 11%
>>225285500Fascinating
>>225285517which 11%???
>>225285509How is it ironic mate ..?
>>225285502>I'm hoping under £6kfor the whole gaff?
>>225285514lol hs?
>>225285500once in a blue moon for me. It's only really around christmas time where I need to make sure I get specific gifts for specific people so I make a list to make sure I know I've done what I need to do. Then when it's all sorted and stored away in the cupboard I can finally relax and 'enjoy' the christmas period.I would honestly do away with all gift giving at christmas. I wish there were a national register you could sign up to that said you don't want gifts and which granted exemption from having to buy them for other people.
>>2252855423 rooms, 2 on one side and 1 on the other so needs 2 outdoor units, really
I genuinely don't get it
>>225285544she's ugly af are you blind
>>225285575i did thatbought a disposable at the paki shop during steamtoil and wanted something newquit since, not good for you and i don't give money to them people anymore
>>225285562i dont mind buying gifts for the nieces and nephews because theyre only kids who cares and its the thought that countsi do baulk a bit at the expectation that i should spend money to buy something for like my sister's husband or some random colleague
>>225285576you're speaking to diego who has become extremely warped and twisted by chronic inceldom
>>225285575it reminds them of phone
Fucking mad how toilstein has had me working constantly since 9.30. can't believe they expect this level of output from me when I'm so used to doing nothing all day. Fuck my gay life.
>>225285457both have very odd heads
>>225285575I've never been a smoker but I bought one of those fedora vapes a few years back to give it a go. It was fucking shite the coils kept burning out like I mean they wouldn't last any time at all before I was inhaling burnt metalalso the vaping itself wasn't enjoyable; the nicotine just made me feel unwell.
rorke posting from jerusalemleftypol posting from tel aviv
>>225285585Grow up Rorke
>>225285575lots of things to define in this headline before i offer an onion
>>225285612think our lily seems like an okay person but i'd need to delve into her politics to know for sure
>>225285612holy thot master
>>225285623i didi got a cluedon't know what you expect from me
Inheritance should be banned
>>225285612britain produces world-class slags
rorke is typing..
>>225285636filtered by java were you?
Need a choccie biccie immediately
>>225285632Yeah honestly I stopped vaping now I just wanted to make a Rorke postVaping's terrible for you and they use it to poison the lungs of the white man
>>225285632its racist not to fund terrorism, illegal migration, tax evasion, grooming gangs, and visa fraud you evil bigot rorke
right i've just decided i'm having a wank then
>>225285612Why is it in a barn
tried a vape once and got asthma
>>225285654kek
>>225285663need to start toiling me
>>225285656grow up young man
might treat myself to a post-lunch suck on a covfefe
forgot it was thursday today
have a theory that smoking is probably healthier than vaping unless you're one of them eastern europeans that smokes about 50 cigs a day
>>225285612showed this to my dad and he just shook his head
>>225285677Absolutely not under any circumstances
grow up
managed to recover today's gold losses and make a small profit which is nice isnt it
Why are ZOG rightoids freaking out about the protests in France?
>>225285691if you look into it, the research on smoking says that you can smoke until you're ~40 years old, quit, and then your life expectancy is the same as people who have never smokedif you keep smoking beyond 40 then yeah you have a higher chance of getting cancers and dying. The gamble is whether you can smoke daily for 40 years then have the willpower to quit.
>>225285716because its browns
>>225285691When I smoke I feel fine; good, evenWhen I vape I feel out of breath and end up dehydrated with a headache and a sore throat. It' Chinese muck as this anon said >>225285658to poison the white man. Smoking fags is based in moderation because it's anti-woke
>>225285732It's not though is itLiterally every picture has mostly white students
>>225285746demonstrably untrue
>>225285716What does a literal shitskin like you get out of coming to /brit/? very odd
>>225285762kinship
get a blue raspberry mango fizzy lemonade tropical ice breeze sucked down you
Sean Connery was 27 here
vaping looks like, get this heh, you're sucking on a robots dick LOL
Leftypol simply refusing to let his eyes and frontal lobe process videos of Niggers setting White French people on fire.
>>225285716I beg your pardon?
>>225285775dishes sean connery
love the aura smokers have just hate that it smells like shit, seeing someone smoking a ciggy is objectively cool
>>225285776that's bloody funny that
>>225285743Highly agreeFags are good for you
>>225285776me when I'm being a jokester but I'm also an italian-american barber instructing my apprentice to get sweeping
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?Tennish.
>>225285805buy fake cigs
>>225285805has to be a proper cut cig thoughsmoking roll ups is runt behaviour
>>225285825shtrawberriesh an cream
>>225285805Hate fags until I've had precisely 3 pints and then I just can't get enough of them. Problem with vapes is that I can suck on them the next morning, last thing I'm going to do is light up a fag on a hangover
>>225285500Literally read Getting Things Done by David Allen a decade ago and it changed my life. Used to always procrastinating beforehand but breaking down projects to next actions and having them in a list to work through helps massively
sean connety had to go hospital because his books fell on his headhe tell doctor "i only have my shelf to blame"
>>225285825>>225285885shcreaming
at toil, it's a gay porn life but someone has to do it
>>225284958Your country literally got invaded by marroccons and you just set there watching while they invaded your houses and raped your women
>>225285867>Hate fags until I've had precisely 3 pintsthink you could've stopped there
We at /brit/ wish Cristiano Ronaldo a happy retirement!
hinge date who I thought I botched it with texted asking for a third date
love sucking on a few fags after a couple pints. THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE AFTERWARDS!!!
getting invaded by a macaroon
>>225285946sent that cunt flying
BBC3 is kill againalso bbc scotland is kill too
>>225285980atta boy
>>225286008good. both complete shite
>>225286008there is just too much bbc
>>225286008how are both of their viewers gonna cope with this momentous blow
>>225286008attaching a photo of why they should be scrapped to the article isnt really helping the cause
Smoking is a great way to meet people and chat them up. I have loads of contacts of people I've met over the years in pub smoking areas drunkenly having a chat over a fag. Never contacted them again though. Literally seen people's lives unfold through Snapchat stories because I happened to meet them in a pub one night
we now go to our weather correspondent and gay man Sean Batty for the weather. What do you have in store for us today Sean?
New gears of war is coming out in a couple hours
Respire: The young Black breathers redefining the face of British oxygen consumption
>>225286071/v/ has informed me the game is really about butch lesbians so i won't be buying
>>225286070>Sean Batty>Batty>Is gayDoes your surname affect who you will become to an extent?
>>225286070me when my mate Dearg is about to run into traffic
£600 monthly payment on a car is stupid right? Even if it’s a proper nice car…
stopped drinking alcohol because i no longer like the taste
黒いちんちん
Do you have dark theme on in the day?
>>225286070he drives the bears batty
>>225286095right well what about your other friends Ben, Ben and Creag? did you ever think about them huh
whats /brit/s take on Malfoid?
>>225286107Were you drinking pure alcohol or something?
forgot it was 4 already
>>225286120i use light mode on everythingif the light gets too bright then it's a sign i need to go to bed
>>225286147quite good
Hi
>>225286171um.. x
you lot need to get a fucking life jfc
>>225286097It's utterly ridiculous. That's over 7k a year for a car. Just buy a car worth 7k once and then you actually own it, even if you do need to get a loan. Buying anything on finance or renting things like that is a scam for mongs that want to live outside their means
>>225286171chinese meme
so bonnie blue and lily phillips arent the same person then? and we know this for a fact do we?
>>225284368SEX 'tex
>dude what if draco malfoy was a hot evil brat haha wouldn't that be so funny I'm so horny haha just safe horny tho haha dude I love evil women!
most middle aged men are overweight at what point in a man's life do they start piling it on
>>225286213>safe hornyoff you fuck back to twitter
>>225286224mid 30s
>>225286213>"HARRY POTTER DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT IMPREGNATE DRACONA MALFOID?!" >"Leglock? I see...200 points to gryffindor!">"You should've seen Lucius when he stormed into my office, he was so mad he roundhouse kicked dobby into the concrete">"Funniest shit i've ever seen"
>>225286213wouldn't classify sexualizing schoolgirls as "safe horny"
So many non British people here talking smackDon't forget you're speaking English because of great Britain Respect your overlords You too hans...
>>225285775I was bald by 27.
>>225286224generational issue, not just age
>tfw when I look at porn and it just don't make me horny no more
>>225286233Lul
I can't come inside my gf
>>225286091I would take what /v/ says with a pinch of salt besides it’s free if you got Game pass
The woke left? Without even saying goodbye?
>>225286250it is age. If you haven't learned to control your consumption and do some basic exercise by the time you're about 30, you will start piling on pounds.Luckily, I was a fat child (slow motabolism), so nothing changed for me, and if anything I'm actually losing weight now.
PRINCE WILLIAM and ROSS KEMP have LAUNCHED a new initiative titled ` BETTER TOGETHER ` !!!
>>225286270you can force yourself into the right headspace with drugs but then that sort of becomes its own problem. It does work however.
>>225286239Homosexual
>>225286326I low key think I might have broke my willy a bit. I think I rubbed out the nerve endings. That, or I'm just fried from stress and depression.
>>225286319The sad truth is that booze is a massive contributor. I was getting a belly despite regular exercise and then I stopped drinking loads of beer and wine and it just vanished. Infuriating because I love being a boozer but I don't want to be a disgusting fat slob.
>>225286326That's just severe mental illness at that point.
seriously considering transferring over to vodka from beer and wine just to get rid of my big belly
>>225286291virginity is growing back by the second lad
>>225286367Yep I love beer but it has made me fatter.
>>225286384Do you get to the cloud district very often? Of course you don't you fat cunt
>>225286367Over the past couple of years, I'm off booze, I'm off sweets, I more or less dropped crisps. Probably the thinnest I've been, at least since I was a little kid.Still feel like a tubby bastard, because that gets in your head.
>>225286311done them
Should I BUY ???
Might introduce a policy where I only drink alcohol in the company of others. I go out with friendbergs every month or so, so it would certainly reduce my intake greatly
>>225286454if you do, you need to downgrade it from 1799 to 1610none of the bastard mods are updated for 1799
>>225286454For less than the price of a pint? Yes
I'm 24...
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
>>225286454No wait for VI
>>225286476I looked like that at 18. No joke.I have the most FUCKED genes.
>>225286454Just get it for freehttps://fitgirl-repacks.site/elder-scrolls-skyrim-special-edition/
>>225286476Hans neimann ahh forehead
Cannot take living on a council estate anymoreFucking grown men going round screaming and booting rugby balls up and down all day long blasting music
>>225286464Mine is not drinking at home, it's fucking hard but it's made a huge difference to my health and bank balance because I very easily convince myself that drinking every day is fine and normal. Now if I keep it to the pub or visiting mates or whatever I'm in a much better place. Had to enforce a rule that I couldn't loophole it by just going to the pub on my own to drink though
>>225286476You remind me of vegeta with that hairline I'm going to rewatch dbz now
>>225286499Sounds grim as fuck lad, time to grow up and move out I think
>>225286499This but burnt face woman riding her bike blasting music going up and down
>>225286521Burnt face woman?
>>225286499That sounds sick. I want to play Rugby with a street spacker.Presuming they don't stab me, or try to eat me.
>>225286528There's a woman with a burnt face who rides her bike up and down the estate playing music
>>225286503I want to do the same thing as you. Getting quite fat now.
>>225286547Council estates are strange places filled with odd characters
>>225286547Is she cool?
>>225286569new
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
