yerssss
Smithers, rape that man
starting a thread with avatar use is a bit daft, really
>>225286609how the fuck is it avatar use?
>>225286619mongs dont understand what an avatar is
>>225286609maybe you're daft you ever think about that tony?
>>225286619off-topic spammed images used to identify oneself alongside nonsense catchphrases
>>225286640and now prove the anon who posted it hasn't done so for the first time
>>225286586holy FRICK this is ME
Daily reminder.
Bannered Mare for a few jars dee lads
Powerful.
>>225286649not my claim, plus irrelevant
>buy a car worth 7kMate have you seen what that gets you…I want a pussywagon
>>225286681so he isn't spamming it is he
>>225286707still using images that are spammeddoing it again now would be a different offence
>>225286723that video has been posted 3 times in totalif you think mark in general is an avatar, then do you think bradders is as well?
>>225286723your penis has never been inside a woman
>>225286723no one spams ssm you cretin
>>225286686Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
First Minister Alexander Yerbury
hello all
>>225286739>videoyes, advertising is another offence>>225286739bradley walsh is culturally relevant in a thread about British culture, and posted by more than 3 people>>225286749ever had an imaginary opponent whose penis had been?>>225286752demonstrably untrue
>>225286776>demonstrably untruedemonstrate it then
>>225286765looks like the lead singer of coldplay with coke bloat
>>225286765Can't believe R queen Wren left the NRP
just eat crap me
remember this
>>225286782literally happening right now
Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters is a mad catchy song.
mad how much funnier i am than my friendsthey could never thrive in the /brit/ comedy dojo like i do
>>225286797hello
hey now, you're a blacked star
this is now a sophisticated threadhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QLlBqSSTV7I
>>225286838s
>>225286819looks like the tea burned his wollocks at the endWhy did he do this?
Considering taking an incel walk to the cuck vending machine and buying an incredibly overpriced choccie bar
>>225286825only because you had a melty about it
>>225286874pro tip: buy sweets in bulk from amazon then you never have to do weird shit like that ever again
got a new bike via my insurance after mine got nicked but now i don't want to ride it anywhere cos it'll get nicked. quite the conundrum.
>>225286874wish I had a vendie to play with. Don't even eat chocolate anymore. Just want to press the buttons.
>>225286879so by your admission it's trolling outside of /b/ as well
considering taking a walk to the cuck vending machine and fucking it's wife
>>225286902if you say so.
the scranuel williams
wettmelons wank is fast approaching
>>225286904unhinged and admonishing post
might move to Catford
>>225286920these are lushingtons
>>225286920you know they taste good, cause the alien is LOVING them
>>225286892Bought one of those massive buckets of skittles once and I ate them compulsively to the point they were getting stuck in my throat for like hours at a time
There are shows in Japan about travelling to / living in rural areasBecause Japan and UK are very similar I will travel to rural areas here!
>>225286920these, with a bit of mashlazy fucking mumberg getting the smash out, fuck that get the potatos on the boil you lazy bitch
5’1 inch erect penis just isn’t good enough for my small penis humiliation kink
>>225286948grim povvo childhood
>>225286944ganbare!
>>225286890Yes but that wouldn't help my situation this very moment.
>>225286944ah the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick. classic
>>225286960yeah i grew up on a council estate :-\
>>225286957my penis doesn't get hard enough to have sex with a woman but luckily it's never come up
>>225286948you /brit/posters are some dirty povvo pikeys aren't you
>>225286995hmm
Been playing that kill bill song that plays when the baddies are walking down that hallway on repeat for like the last hour imagining myself in badass situations.I’m such a pathetic runt
alri
Is it possible to be on pip and not have women know you are on pip if you date them?I have everything else in check being in shape, dress well, doing an online degree etc and I’m kinda fit but I’m a PIP spacker which is on the same level as being a nonce in terms of turning off women
>>225287012ok
he got ADHD he need £1100/month PIP, prescription for amphetamine sulphate and a motability BMW it not right
>>225287027that's based as fuck, i do the same
>>225287050You can always just lie.
>>225287050oh you're doing an online degree? please step this way into the vip free pussy lounge sir
need to go into london tomorrow hope i dont bump into those bastards protesting
>>225287012big brain move from katie
just don't want to worksimple as
Somebody get these diggers out of here
>>225287064Hate to break it to you lad, all the elites are on stimulants - it's the closest thing to that limitless pill if you can control your tolerance.
>>225286957try. 4 inches mate
andy burnchops sex tape
>>225287090He did nothing wrong
Just saw a documentary on a man who lost his cock in an accident and now does charity work in the local community.I’m not trying to be cruel but losing your cock is game over, you end it no questions asked. That is not a life worth living
im getting REALLY sick of you
Surely the labour government has enough power to force that Jacob Reese Mogg CUNT to serve in active combat in war?Charge him with some crime and offer him 3 months in the army or life in jail or something, posh little weasel trying to get working class lads to go fight for Ukraine or Israel while he sits on his ass the little posh rent boy
>brit now slides to page 2 in the middle of the daya thread killed by faggots and trannies
if I had access to chatbpg I would make it say "nigga" after every answer
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791148296723753.mp4fucking screaming
>>225287133oh grow up
>>225287195sc
>>225287133I could get properly into drugs if willyberg went away
>>225287133no real equivalent for womenwhat - they're gonna lose their fanny?
get the mice posted
>>225287195>
>>225287199ancient video
rorkes bird telling him she's lost her fanny
>>225287230that's another 6 months of benefits sorted
>>225286892get a cheap one you don't care about getting stolen
"poo house" musichttps://voca.ro/14tKLthSLASn
>>225287199theres some vile bastards about
coolest guy in rock easily
might join the british army
As a child i was disturbed by how often people would say "she ran off with a black man" when talking about a woman, as a joke
>>225287322that a recent pic? If so he's back on the methor ozempic I guess, like all celebs
>>225287322whys he got a zest collar
>>225287323I will tell them to not send me a watch because I already have one!!!
>>225287323dumb crossposter>>>/pol/543861902
>>225287379good gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSMWwEtoLx4
spirit of the blitz lives on
reckon history will look at now & the next few decades as a hell-like time when men and automated machines were on the battlefield simultaneouslyperceiving it like we see soldiers marching in row through no man's landwars of the future will be dominated by swarms of autonomous drones
>>225286674>>225287115tory cringe is alive and well
>>225287133never used mine, anyhow
having a snickers
should be banned from gyms this exercise
>>225287449>machinesthey'll do nothing
sometimes you've just had a hard day and you need to have a wank to the real good stuff...
>>225287474look at that face looking at the cameraknows her pus is pussing
>>225287474Why?
>>225287044They like what they see keep going and you'll get the VIP invite
>>225287480*flies up your arse and explodes at 9999999mph*
>>225287492dont want to see phat pussy
right so I'm forming a big Roman Empire now aren't I
>>225287044https://www.propublica.org/article/draftkings-sports-gambling-problem-vip-fanduelkino
>>225287512nigga u gay
the kinoloa cartel
>>225287514get fifa on you weird bellend
>>225287545brown hands
wageberg giving me vague and undefined tasks which get changed into equally vague and undefined alternatives to what i've just done whenever i submit themkierkegaardian series of events
Wow amazing and so brazen, she surely must smell of shit sitting there, so brave to actually eat and swallow all her shit like that
15 mins until the new gears of war comes out
*traipses into the thread*
>>225287575fake job ahh nigga
>>225286094This is what is called "Nominative Determinism".
mental how my parents switch in an instantmumberg shouting at me for acting autistic and walking away in public and then another day saying that she'll always be here for me and wants to help me through it
>>225287606that's actually a myth btw
been beating this little runt for half an hour now
>>225287588didnt know they were still making themis bender futurama’s voice actor still in it
>>225287610FOLC
>>225287610>walking away in public What a baby
>>225287527no im not
fried eggs on cheese on toast
New refugee lore just dropped
>>225287661i meant she walked off from me because shes embarrassed to be around me
>>225287649Idk probably
>>225287674Get some real cheese you absolute heathen
Yeah, some of the girls from my school were insanely pretty. It was a school of mostly rich kids (not me of course lmao) so it was all middle class and upper middle class girls with posh English accents. They posted pics on facebook I used to fap too, especially this one insanely genetically S tier foid that used to post her family holiday pics on there, which included her in a bikini.So yeah, I sat and masturbated to her photos while chad plowed her, what's new.
>>225285761Prebunked
What happened to caloriemong? He was really based and made delicious looking meals every day, really showed us how to eat well within a calorie deficit
>>225287674youve gone and fried the packaging you spastic
>>225287323>not even a g-shockstate
>>225287681What did you do, not sure who's side I'm on here.
>>225287678fucking screaming
>>225287610>mumberg shouting at me for acting autistic and walking away in publicYou know you have to be 18 to post here?
>>225287712went out with a coat on in the summer and she didnt like that at all
>>225287633use something worse than baseballs
its too fucking hot im sick of it
another made up post you fools fell for
>>225287674am having fried egg barm later too
>>225287678>“You can almost guarantee that every woman that’s in the north of France has probably been raped along the journey. Some of the men too, they’ve certainly been abused and threatened."So she's just assuming and it's not based in fact?
>>225287726she sounds like the autistic one tbqhwy, seems she is in the wrong
>>225287674All the types of cheese that exist and you chose fake.
>>225287771>20C
did a big shit at work
>>225287847It's too hot for October. You wouldn't understand living in hell where the air is like an oven every day but for those of us who live in actual human habitats, it's just not on.
>>225286936Trying, and failing, to be the gay version of Seed Oil Prince.
>>225286944Its probably where Ruby gets her viewers from. She's selling a vision of England that dream about
Genuinely wish I were a girl so I could be a toilet domme and get paid to do poos on perverted rich people all day.
>>225287851shit screamign at that cat
>>225287851last time i risked a poo at work it got in my pants which i had to chuck in the bin so i was walking about in jeans with no pants all day got chafing all over my cock and balls
>>225287851good lad. toilberg fuming and there's nothing he can do about it
>>225287874it gets twice as hot as that for weeks at a time here mate you wouldnt know heat if it was raping you up the arse
endless biomass
PHOOOOOOOOOOOWORRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!
>its too hot for octoberle... huh?
>>225287678Good thing the boats are 99% full of fighting-age males from barbaric shitholes then haha.
Timmy's plug set up
>>225287629Well, yes. John Cooper isn't going to suddenly feel compelled to make barrels in 2026.
>>225287942phwooar can't beat a good paki run tax-dodging chippy
>>225287972staff have clearly had a go at him over it because he added this reaction shot
mint tic tacs don't even taste of mint do they
>>225287906Not the only thing that's fuming."Wahey".
>>225287972He's got some booze
>>225287935it gets to 40 here too mate the point is it's been significantly OVER 20 for more days than ever and it should not be like this in OCTOBER. I want nice bracing weather for hiking, not this sweaty SHIT
Think 4chan may be possibly the single worst place to advertise anything. I reckon even adverts on porn sites get clicks sometimes but there’s no chance in Hell here
When I was in Morrisons earlier I saw someone with a shirt that had that stupid tranny groomer “boykisser” thing on it
done me bollocks in
White people love hot-tubs because we have an ancestral yearning for Dr Yakub’s bubbling tanks
>>225287379
second marathon session of Spiderman film completed. That's taken me from 10m27s all the way up to 30m36s. Now it's time for a quick 4-5 hour break where I scroll my websites as a little reward to myself yep
>>225287633now for something strongerhttps://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=19784&n=ryoujoku.swf
>>225288063So they're allowed to walk around in public with a t shirt that basically says 'I'm a nonce'?
>>225288097you're doing fab x
just got my santander cycles monthly activity statement
>>225288107I suppose soIt’s like a code
>>225288091dont want to embarrass you but we dont really go for this kind of yankish schizo humour here mate
>>225287678>I think there's been a rape in there!
>>225288138bombaclat wallahi silence craKKKa
kids outside screeching like howler monkeys
me when i see a non brit flag
clean your room
Boris Johnson would have gone down as the greatest PM in history if the Boriswave were all Japanese and Korean girls
i think there should be multiple palestines actuallyas many bloody palestines as they want go for it why not
>>225288166https://files.catbox.moe/35uymg.mp4
bizarre
>>225288200Rorkes are unwell
>>225288200strange outburst from a little man
>>225288197not sure if I should click this shit
>>225288169the worst thing is these people get sex. often. all at it.
>>225288237sex is overrated
I’m genuinely confused on the Tim lore?Is he from a posh family and in some type of private mental health care home?
Honestly though, not being funny or anything but lately we’ve been absolutely inundated with jfs making completely off topic political postsAnd that’s not even mentioning our usual /pol/shits who endlessly post politicsThey should be banned
>>225286569So glad we haveUgliest caricature I've ever seen80s (better times) throwbackAnime (Japanese characters)Chinese characters (also called handwritten kanji)...Instead of porn. Thanks normies for that one. You really are owned little goyslaves enough for you to make Jews richer, women richer for getting naked on of, and paying for other porn and being on it so much with smartphons that porn is a market now that needs AI to be locked out of so we don't get freedoms. >Ohhh hurry durrrrrni I don't have freedoms and that's good. We'll have you considered that's why the entire world is a shit hole it's because of YOU yeah? Fucking goyimSo glad this eyesore exists for people to go generate instead of "computer, make me a fucking porn the way I like"
>>225288246he appears to have some kind of trust set up for him by wealthy now-deceased family, enough to have lived by himself and bought all manner of gadgets and musical instruments (none of which he could play) and is now able to afford living in this private living assistance facility staffed by the finest carebames money can buy
>>225287904How do you fucking function in normal human life if you can't even use a toilet?
>>225286874Once saw a vending machine selling jam, weird things are happening.
how many pieces of ham do you own?
>>225288267
My life is going well at age 30. I've got a job that suits my skills. I've got a great home. I'm civicallly involved. My neighbours think I'm great. I'm basically a real life hero. Haven't had sex in forever so maybe I should pivot a bit
>>225288279Always found it really funny that he was just terrible at every instrument he played. Most people are at least half decent at one instrument especially given the amount of free time he had to practice but nah he was just shite
what you gonna do with all that ass all that ass inside them jeans
would love a job me
>>225288246who is tim lore?
So jaded with pornWhat's wrong with me
just spent £500 on a hard drive rip
>>225288284i had diareoh
>>225288343'
>>2252883432.5k left
>>225288310in fairness to him it's clear he never devoted any time to learning to play them like he at no point made any effort whatsoever to try and learn those instruments. He would just buy brand new gear then run his fingers over the strings / keys pretending he was a musician due to his mental illness. all while these instruments were plugged into a professional amp, directed straight at the open door venting sound at his neighbours
What’s the difference between private care homes and NHS care homes? Is it the difference between being washed and having your arse wiped by a regular British woman and a fat African or Nigerian woman? If so that’s priceless and I’ll dedicate my life to being able to afford to go to to a private one when I’m 70
>>225288303>no sexthought that was the whole point of doing all that other boring stuff
>>225288303Get yourself a fat wife lad, it's all the rage
want to get stuck into the doughnuts i've snuck in from tesco but can hear mumberg rustling about on the landing. she knows i'm up to something and will come barging in as soon as I take a bite
Normies, incels, schizos, nonces, cucksAll coming together to be frens on /brit/
>>225288394It is Nigerians all the way down friend, completely inescapable
>>225288396I'm setting my foundations>>225288409That's the plan, I like fat women
>>225288394there's no such thing as NHS carehomes lad when your parents are in their 90s shitting themselves you can't just throw up your hands and say "ah well, I'll leave it to the NHS care home"they don't exist. There are no NHS care homes.
>>225288246Think he has some sort of trust fund that kept him in Charlie Bighams and Daylesford pouch curries. Now he spends on drinks and electronics
>>225288438
>>225288460Well you still get government funded places, just run by a third party
>>225288387Honestly his cognitive dissonance must be insane if he couldn’t figure out why him warbling and slamming the piano and guitar at all hours in a flat with the door open was an issue
just interacted with someone who had dementia
>>225288500Had? Like he hasn't got it anymore?
working class hero it's something to be
>>225288524no she walked off so as far as I'm concerned she doesn't exist any more
if you wanna be a hero then just follow me
>>225288524yes mate. I cured it
Chippy tea with dogberg
>>225288577he love it
>>225288577he not allowed
>>225288577he doesn't look impressed
>>225288577what a handsome chap
>>225288577runt breedrunt floor runt cablesrunt meal
>>225288577screaming at this whole image
>>225288602is there anything scarier than dementia lads
is brit majority middle class and educated, or 'working' class and uneducated?
>dogberg replies - 6>archivemong replies - 1Dogberg wins this round
>>225288639I always beat him
Been Confession for first time in 14 years Been Communion as well Been to the coastCant find a job thoughI'm skint
What's the pipeline for getting on gibs that all the nons and illegals use? I don't think I'm eligible for PIP because I've been living abroad since 2022.
>>225288660Do you have to tell the priest when you wank and stuff like what's the deal with that
>>225288660beautiful photo hope things work out for you
think its bottle wine night
>>225288679Thanks lad x >>225288678Done much worse than that, I told him all the bad stuff I've ever done then wiped my slate clean x
Name a single British institution that wasn't founded on noncing or buggery.
>>225288728
>>225288653Gonna walk down the ghetto flashing my cash aroundAfter all only thieves are responsible for thieving
>>225288660>>225288726corr lush coastal walk, thatmogs our coasts
>>225288728my room
>>225288686ktim every night
yay
you know i'm with it stepping on niggas like i ain't even got no fillings
any website or anything where i can enter a suicide pact with someone elsegot nothing to lose dont care anymore x
>>225288744only cause your dad left early on
>>225288771had a response to this but it was too evil so i won't be saying it
>>225288771>got nothing to lose dont care anymore xyou care enough that you have to have a suicide buddy
>>225288805just say it
>>225288771if you've got nothing to lose why not max out a few credit cards fuck off to colombia and shag fat arsed brasses and snort cocaine, THEN kill yourself?
>>225288771suicidegirls.com
>>225288771we some kinda suicide sqaaaa
>>225288771grow up little boy
i pretty much only wear uniqlo at this point
it honey glazed ham night
I still think it was really weird Olly Stephens named his daughter Molly.
>>225288771www.suicidepact.com
might do a poo
>>225288771cheer it, sweetie x. there's plenty to do and see in this life.
>>225288858um x
>>225288888new
>>225288873Name one thing
>>225288888NEW
>>225288894Theresa May
>>225288937>>225288937>>225288937
>>225288936Didn't ask you
>>2252888941. learn more about/experience nature2. get a pet/befriend a wild animal3. read eclectically and learn about different ideas4. give a serious, non-superficial/culturally look at religious and spiritual traditions5. eat italian food6. kiss me
>>225288958I said ONE
these video games are pretty expensive
