wet leg edition
>>225296491Foids
>>225296491
Iranian women love bwc
get the incels seethingget 'em all riled up
Malaponte your only point of reference is your tiny brown pecker
>>225296514
>women judge guys off looks alone if you're not hot they won't find you interestingYou don't need to be hot but maybe try cleaning up that neck beard and putting on a clean t-shirt before you approach them yeah?
>>225296532The ones living outside of iran and in the diaspora do, after they get wokeified
>>225296491>>225296534
My pecker is pink and I'm not Malaponte
>>225296476salieri tax
>>225296574based!!!
foids moidschudsincelsdon't like these terms
>>225296568Shut up man
>>225296558Okay so put a clean shirt on and shave and then approach womenWhy did no one try this yet?
right well thats the runt cage rattled then isn't it
spilled a pint of beer all over the carpetfuck's sake
>>225296540Woah, you really dunked on those Italians. That's very edgy, the Italian Anti-Defamation League is known to get people fired from their jobs and Donald Trump's DoJ goes after anti-Italianites. Keep speaking truth to power.
>>225296595Why didn't you try this before crying on /brit/ is the question
the "right well" poster. what's his goal?
i love grapes but couldnt eat that many
>>225296595>put a clean shirt on and shave and then approach women
>>225296620It was literally started by the Mafia lmao
dumb right well poster
1v1 quickscobe on highrise
a lot of girls like a nice beard
>>225296632HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs away with 500 kilos of grape*
>>225296623Yeah I've definitely never tried wearing clean clothes and shavingfucking retard
cable: approaching women from the frontrorke: approaching men from behind
>>225296673on the gherkin roof
here is that mixed race britain you hate so much
Malaponte is an Aryan Beast
>>225296688there was an extra step in therehow many times have you tried that one?
>>225296678it feels bad to kiss
>>225296643The point went straight over your headGet a fucking clue x
>>225296673sc
Italian food mogs though. If you get pizza made by a real Italian American it's always 100 times better than that slop they serve at chains.
>>225296688did you wash your knob? women can smell a grim knob a mile off
>>225296688Right I know your autism is kicking in and you have to take things literally but what I meant what you need to hold yourself to a standardI guarantee you're actually not as hygienic, put together or interesting as you thinkBut continue wallowing in self pity I'm sure it'll do you good in the long term
>>225296714not necessarily
men's mental healthing myself out of bed to seize the day
Evangelical Christianity is probably the best argument against religious freedom
eating a packet of wotsitshappy to answer any questions you have about this activity
>>225296703Didn't know you were the Zionist spammer. Can't be friends with you any longer sorry
>>225296735pretty much all styles of beard, can't think of one that isn't itchy or scratchy
>>225296736it's 10 at night
>>225296749standard, giants or crunchy? cheese flavour or spicy?
>>225296703Hate these cuntsTarq mutts, is there anything worse other than jews?
bed soonthanks x
>>225296749Wotsits are better than Cheetos
>>225296761not a question>>225296766standard, needed some for lunches>>225296778not a question
>>225296534Think that occurs regardless of interaction with them
>>225296723The point of being a fucking jew by trying to get people in trouble for some online banter? Yeah that's not for me man. Can't stand Karens or rats and you know what a rat gets in Bensonhurst. Sammy Gravano still can't travel to nyc because he's a rat.
>>225296476shut up!
>>225296779the britcel all dressed up and groomed ready to approach women (he never will)
>>225296779He's hereHe's always here
kids and grown-ups hate it so, the demented world of woke
>>225296786how many can you stick up your arse
>>225296799>>225296800
>>225296574>>225296491lengers
>>225296710>>225296730I have good personal hygiene and somewhat handsome. I've shagged during uni and was told by them I was good looking. My problem now is that I don't find myself in any situations where I have opportunities to meet women anymore because i'm unemployed and got no mates. Have you actually ever tried going up to some random woman in the street or are you just telling me to do it without trying it yourself?
>>225296786right well i wasn't talking to you was i
>>225296725thousands of recipes about the various ways to eat pasta with tomatoes and cheese
>>225296779>>225296799>>225296800Qrd on this guy?
>>225296491>>225296574shes a lezzer with a non binary bgf
Imagine if they shrunk all niggers to 1 foot tall
>>225296793Take your quotations book and stick in your fat ass x
>>225296779Sick fuck who likes a quick fuck if I've ever seen one
>>225296779big scobes>>225296811wee scobes x
>>225296825
>>225296749How orange are your fingers?
>>225296825Some autistic /lit/tuber who wanked off a homeless bloke in a video (not joking) and he referenced "the cronem" in his most recent video and constantly posts /brit/ memes on his twitter
>>225296809theoretically the entire six pack, at 16.5g a pack, the entire 99g multipack>>225296815i see that now i've had a bottle of wine and it's all quite unclear but i've certainly picked up a stray postmy apologies to you
>>225296828the fabled wherethehellarewe tribe
>>225296814>because i'm unemployed and got no matesYou sound like a loser it's no wonder women don't you like
>>225296831You look like a fat Mexican lol
Aldi 'zza in the oven x
>>225296828They did this in paupa new guinea
did you have a nice birthday? x
>>225296758I nice 3-5mm short nicely groomed beard, if you don't have a bad dry skin the beard is nice and soft
>>225296814>woman on the streethave some interests, be able to discuss them, go to places where people who share those interests might be
>>225296836s
>>225296842not at all orange as with wotsits the technique is to tip one or two directly into the mouth at a timeno fingers as that leads to mess on the digits and mess on the keyboard typing my answers to the post "im eating a packet of wotsits im happy to answer any questions about this activity"
any little gay mongs in
>YER BROWN!real compelling stuff there
>>225296862Good insight thank you for this
>>225296898yea me
>>225296898Looking at one right nowOh its a mirror
>>225296825sir quentin scobiethe puppet master behind /brit/
2 packs Mugshot Pasta (expires July 2027)2 packs steak strip jerky, Sept 278 packs cuppa soup, Sept 272 bags basmati rice, Aug 281 bag pasta, Jul 281 bag pasta, Aug 282 tinned peaches, Aug 282 tins kidney beans, Apr 291 tinned new potatoes in water. apr 292 tins chickpeas, Apr 291 tin sweetcorn, Jun 292 tinned meatballs, Jul 291 tinned ham, Jul 292 jars red pesto, Jul 293 tins sweetcorn, Aug 298 tins tuna in sunflower oil, Jul 31Honey, infinity10L water, infinity
lads been liked by a girl on hinge for the first time what am i meant to do now she didnt write anything just liked a photo
one things clear the races of the zoomer french are all united
>>225296909You are 35 years old
>>225296884>have some interests, be able to discuss them, go to places where people who share those interests might beHe won't because he's a cowardly man of inaction and would rather whine to his anonymous mates here>>225296907Coward
>>225296898i didn't think there was then my monitor turned off
I am a fat bastard, and I ate all the pies
they made sombra a supportwoke gone mad
>>225296932i'm a gay little mong at heart
>>225296937it Pie night ..Every night !!
>>225296921im just going to pillage (and rape) the neek who lives in a terraced house
>>225296925Give her a compliment x
Mad how I'm literally Julius Caesar looking at a statue of Alexander the Great and lamenting his fate
>>225296920rorkebaitdadberg would eat this up
>>225296925no idea, never used apps, write "hey whats up" or something
>>225296911last year that. put on a ton of weight since
>>225296964fucking howling at the moon
Just don't like other Americans do i
>>225296964gp
>>225296951>lives in a terraced houseSo the majority of the country?
>>225296964screampooing
>>225296964I dont get it
>>225296946I hate you
>>225296966the weight will suit those big eyes of yours
>>225296934You're a massive faggot who is hated by everyone in his life I can tell immediately The very fact you're posting on /brit/ says it all
>>225296981terraced neeks on high alert as im up in that bussy and up in that stockpile
moving thru the gay club like jon wick briefly sucking or bumming everyone
>>225296491Why do they call themselves Wet Leg? My Grandma used to call chicken legs 'wet leg'. Is my Grandma in the band? I think not. So what're they playing at?
>>225296964Phenomenal post (I'm the original poster)
what is the best fruit?
might actually stock up on tins and take out 1000 quid from teh cash machine because of the war, the plague and also that weather thing thats happening
>>225297006poo
>>225297004wet leg cos they squirted out they pussy
>I think not
sir rhian teasdale
>>225297006banana
>>225297006The fruits of your labor
>>225296995i know projection gets thrown around loosely a lot, but i've never seen it more clearly beforei recommend googling it, who knows you might develop an interest in psychology
I'm really demoralised and have nothing to look forward to.
Anyone else enjoy looking through local town Facebook groups seeing people moan and complain about literally any development?
>>225297006lewis hamilton
>>225296995Ah yes the classic even though I've already said what an unlikable freak I am with no job and mates it's actually YOU who is the weird one. A cope as old as time itself.At least I have people to be hated by, you don't even have that!
>>225297006partial to a nice pear desunice and juicy
>>225297006honeydew melon
>>225297006Elton, but I also enjoy grapefruit, pineapple and blackberries
>>225296964roared when I got to the last two
>>225297006michael portillo
>>225297006unfortunately, the BM fruitsmango, pineapplewe've got strawberries which hold their own at least
Boy they're really setting us up for a cyber-attack false flag, aren't they?
not even following this argument
>>225297056it's just about fruit mate
>>225296991why?
>>225297055idk are they
I have a 64cm head
aff tae bed
>>225297078you GIVE 64cm head
>>225297055Israeli election on the 27thMidterms in November Tis the season for false flags x
>>225297078can get hats up to 65cm usually. should be ok
>>225296632UK wine - oh stop it
>>225297043>At least I have people to be hated byAs long as you are aware that people hate you that's all fineI am perfectly content with my life (unlike you) and don't need some disgusting ugly miserable cunt telling me what I should or shouldn't be doing who doesn't know who the fuck I am
>>225297079you're sleeping with mommy tonight
>>225297025corr
>>225297096we'll be making olive oil and growing agrumes when the best bordeaux is made in england
>>225297091Are we still evaluating history on the basis of election results?
said i hoped someone died from a dick up their arse in a group teams chat in toil todaydeleted it on reflection but how fucked will i be do you think?
>>225297123Really good berge
>>225297135HRberg gonna get you
You laugh at my stockpiling but any one of the following is likely to happen very soon, maybe even multiple at once>El Niño causing power outages>Putin attacking NATO, hybrid warfare causing power outages, blackouts, communication/internet cut>Trump continuing to increase diesel prices which will halt supply chains, drive up food prices and fewer products on shelves>Climate change disrupting food productionPeople were beating eachother up in supermarkets and mass panic-buying over COVID. Any of the above will be significantly worse.
>>225297109wouldnt last 5 seconds
>>225297137sad that it's gonna be grown up next time I visit it
>>225297135rorke what are you playing at
>>22529713590% chance of termination
>>225296881Yes it was lovely thank you x
Trump going to false flag in LA or San Diego lol
>>225297156im going to find you and eat you
>>225297156nothing, and i mean, NOTHING will happen
>>225297102Actually screaming at how rattled I've got you>I am perfectly content with my lifeYeah mate that's why you come to 4chan to cry about how you have no mates, no job and no pussyFucking hell
need sex need sex with woman
>>225297096had a rather loving english sparkling wine at a restaurant in oxford recently
>>225297128They'll just adopt California growing tech.I'll be dead by then anyway
Toasted bacon sarnie for supper
>>225297202gp
>>225296703One on right should be deported.
Mousey's advice for the perfect beans on toast is to pour a brown sauce over it then "sprinkle a likkle bitty bit of cheese" over the top And it tastes lovely ok
>>225297203lol fuck off ruby you fiveheaded cow
>>225297156do you have a cheeky camping stove or anything? do have some tinnies and spam and stuff but thinking of getting one desu
>>225297188I have screenshot this post so I can say I told you so and I will continue to tell you so every single day >>225297218I
Can jazz even be considered music ?
>>225297202you have to trick them into it or it's 'rape' apparently idk im not a lawyer
Brits are domesticated.
>>225297192Just trying to spark some conversation about self-improvement and some projecting cockroach comes crawling out from under the floorboards to project his own deep insecurities Ironically I've 1000% shagged more birds than you have in you life
Mad how good honey and butter on bread is. Far quicker of a sweet treat to make than french toast or pancakes and it's practically just as good
20c in october, utterly fucking INSANE
>>225297245Have you tried honey on french toast? Have you tried honey on fried french toast? it will knock your dick out
Did ruby post here? Why is she spammed in this general?Is it just some random youtube blogger woman one of the mentally ill people here latched on to?
hi ladshow do I ....... get a job?
I have a cheeky camping stove and 8 butane canisters although I do need to find somewhere safe to store them. Need to go in the garden but my garden gets lots of sun and don't want the canisters to explode
10c where I am mateAnd raining heavily too
>>225297205Lots of important Englishmen in the history of Californian wine - John Patchett, Henry Ditmas, Peter Newton, etc
>>225297259>>225297281just know i did it
would be funny if you were struck by lightning
>>225297274get a skill valuable to an employeror be happy with agencies shoving you into temp factory work
>>225297269Oh yeah that's how I always have french toast, very sexo
>>225297243Ok mate I'm going to leave you alone now because you've clearly worked yourself into a tizz Deep breaths
wouldn't be very funny at all girlie! x
Missouri used to have a thriving wine industry but p*ohibition killed it :/
Self improve my arse
how often are you supposed to wank they dont tell us what the healthy number is
>>225297326Cheer up, Missouri guts
>>225297156They want you to panic.They want you to stockpile.They can then provide a reason for ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY (capitalism).Then they will roll in the locust patties and alternative meat made out of real aspirin. It's going to be grrrreat!But of course all the greentexts you wrote will be presented as reasons.
you are a horrible (barely) human being and a drain on everyone around you
nations league has been about for 8 years now and dadberg REFUSES to learn anything about it
>>225297294The best Cali wines don't leave US - they're that good.Cant tell the French that tho
Why have you not got yourself a self-hating brown gf yet?
Sooo...I kinda did a thing#adulting
against all oddsgreg has returned
>>225297312based
>>225297339One wank before bed
>>225297243How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>225297362women are so odd
ever thought about therapy for your crippling feelings in inadequacy?
Haven't seen a melty like this in quite some timeAnd all we did was suggest he find an interest and explore itBizarre behaviour, possibly the lashings out of a drunkard
>>225297353based obtuse dadhe spaffed in your mum too lol
>Messi's final ever Argentina game in 1.5 hourswe're watching, right?we have to
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pnB_GPGrJrk
>>225297339one in the morning to keep the urges down if you see them in tights on the way to toil
mental how women want to know why I'm not interested in them so it makes them show off for me and want to please me even though I'm fat and ugly.
>>225297395LELING
ever thought about getting a job or are you going to sponge off the state until the day you dieworm you are nothing
>>225297385Odd, yet very predictableYou can just tell that a brown woman is going to have these thoughts constantly
>>225297395why are you people so evil, frenchie?
>>225297408not many people know this trick but it works
>>225297403they will lose 5-0 to the Beninese giants
>>225297427are you in gainful employment, lad
>he cares about the state and being a good citizenlmao
2021 was 5 years ago
>>225297440because we can
>>225297441it's true. you literally just ignore them and take no interest in what they're doing and they gravitate to you like flies round a hot turd. their little faces looking confused. then you strike and say one nice thing and they succumb to your charm
>>225297447yes i'm an above average earner and a net contributor
we call it eggy bread and you're not supposed to put sugar on it
>>225297427me at my wedding to my bennies sponger brother-in-law
you do make me laugh when you start melting downanother -1 hour to your REM cycle
right
We are closer to 2030 than we are to the start of the COVID pandemic
All my interactions with Canadians and Australians have been friendly and amicableVery kind and courteous people
>>225297478Ziedy's crush
my arse is in bits and i mean bitscan't tell the difference between blood and shite when i wipedesperately need bidets in this country
>>225297476Does the anglican church forbid it outside of royal circles, like the colour purple?
>>225297468I've employed this strategy noumerous times
im really shocked!
screaming
>>225297499
>>225297496Ziedy's other crush x
watching a video of something cute
you are in dire straits my friend. the arse doesn't lie. poo is the greatest diagnoser
leftypol sharing from his wifes-bull folder
watching Fall 2 and they've failed to cast two big titted hotties to replace the original girls
>>225297499it's not a bidet, it's an oncologist you need ladyou got arse cancer
black willies are just oh my gosh
>>225297530Is that... Lenny Henry?
pack it in now
get the black men posted
>>225297403nah, good riddance. with messi and soon infantino gone the argie rig will be up
your mum cries herself to sleep when she thinks about the years she wasted raising you
>>225297427I've got a job, a girlfriend and matesAll it took was a hobby! Don't tell cowardmong that though, he'll have another megamelty
>>225297540do you like them
>>225297509dont know what relvance this isive literally given up wiping my arse because its alternating shades of red and brown
tumblr btw
-2 hours from your REM cycle
>>225297559YES !! am foden!!
might get back on tindr
Those willies aren't that impressive although I do have an 8" long and 6" girth willy myself so I guess those black willies would seem average by comparison
>>225297530how does he get that metal knob ring past his bollocks to get it on and then get it off his swollen soul pole
>>225297569shite band don't care
Cornwall taking a beating tonightHe’s really upset
>>225297573UM hi fodey i didnt know you are bnwo
mad how girls sometimes can teach you good lessons, it doesn't happen often but....one time many years ago I was talking with an older girl, she was kind of gothy and we were talking about cartoons we watched as kids and I said "I used to love watching Beetlejuice on Cartoon Network" and she made a face like it was cringe and I said "I mean it wasn't that good...." and she stopped me and said "No, no, no, you said you like it, don't change your opinion just to please me" That was very good lesson that I always remembered.
>>225297577if you are big knob lad i saved that photo of your wilbert and wanked my own looking at it
mirtazipine down the throatholeanother day of fuck-all
>>225297608grow up
>>225297403BENIN :D
>>225297588extraflags is a cancer on our community
>>225297609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrh5CW6IhI
people expecting me to do things, this won't end well
Fuck the lot x
>>225297623Well yes but it is really hilarious when they start melting downDon’t know why Cornwall even does it
ni ni x
>>225297605wouldn't know, i'm a virgin you see
>>225297625yes you keep posting that over and over again every time I mention mirtazipinegrow up
My leg x
>>225297661hope you gain 5 stone as a side effect of the drug
born to be a shaggerforced to post on /brit/
>>225297670hairy boy
>>225297647would rape her brittle little body until it snaps
>>225297588>>225297623Do both parties need extra flags installed to see it?
>>225297660well now you know
>>225297605Wholesome>>225297670alri? legberg
>>225297680>>225297695screamed at these
just had a lovely wank
>>225297156The remember the idiots fighting over toilet paper at the shops because covid somehow triggered a panic of not being able to wipe your ass? Lmao the masses are truly cattle.
>>225297681bit mean
>>225297670that's the wank sorted, thnx
>>225297693no i don't, your anecdote was banal and inane, also trite
i will post my leg one day actuallynot a bad idea
eat more fat boy
>>225297703Bidetchads (me) never broke a sweat
>>225297709it wasn't trite at all, also its a good thing to keep in mind
>>225297605last time i made interacted with a girl she said don't even bother she'd never get with someone like meand i genuinely wasnt even making a move anywayso no ill stick with my familiar shit life because every attempt ive made to break out of it results in humiliation and my self esteem going even lower than i thought capable
>>225297608Which picture? I've posted mine several times but so have other anons
>>225297691Yeah but you can just change the extension to not require a flag since it’s open sourceCornwall and West Yorkshire are really the only ones worth watching. Rest are a bit mundane
Don't look a gift rentboy in the arse
if push came to shove I'd just eat my own arse clean
>>225297746well she was a cunt, you shouldnt give up
wheres that little joey that makes the new?make the new you little neek
was going to make the new but not if you're talking to me like that
>>225297753Cornwall the lad who just broke down over a bit of advice?
>>225297784stinky little neeky twinks with pink holes
>>225297823>>225297823>>225297823
>>225297775no it hasnt happened up until this point and im not deluding myself any furtheryou either have those skills or you dont
