zinger edition
>>225301512You should have genocided us
>>225301540is this Fares or a different egyptian
>>225301540blame the yanks
>>225301550It comes off as a very Irish R1b post so most likely
>>225301463of time and opportunities wasted and the horrifying future to come
another miserable sober day in my evil incel junkie nigger life
Rare photo of Baron Julius Evola (date unknown)
>>225301584wotanic beast
>>225301582*rapes you with a slab of vb*
i spent 24 hour in britains rapiest incel chamber
>>225301535Im 100% non anglo
>>225301627well tell us what you are then
Three of my aunts went to Britain and they all came back with covid
>>225301660the picture should be one of him laughing smugly at the camera for maximum authenticity
i went to england and coughed on womeni didn't get the vax
>>2253016477/8ths italian and 1/8th irish
>>225298422You're literally dying when you aren't breathing through your nose.Comanche warriors would train for endurance by hauling ass with a mouthful of water and proving that they were breathing through their noise by spitting it back out. They could do it for miles on end.
poo monster who crawls up the pipes into toilets at 3 am and leaves skid marks
realistically whomst is the wrong situation here?
>>225301679oh is this malaponte
weren't the comanche a bunch of bullied runts who got really good at horses once they were introduced back?
>>225301733shut up candice you filthy slag
need a channer gf
>>225301761taken a sock off, mad how i could post feet yet i won't :)
>>225301776What thread is this image from, I want to see it in the archives bet it got funny in the thread.>>225301782I'm fine with that myself, I've got a vivid imagination
found a legendhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/U9oXlF3vZao
bet crystal cafe is 100% men pretending to be girls to each other
>>225301798based
>>225299541i do not support this
rumptious Rorkean rebirth Rumpelstiltskin racket rendezvous redouble recompense.
>>225301832leftypol supports it
pokemon home is down for maintenanceadding fire red and leaf green me thinks
>>225301949what are you talking about?
feel sick
>>225301966what do you think you fucking jf mongo
utterly confused by the word baddiewhy is it used to refer to attractive women?
saar
>>225301977i think pokemon home is some online game and they're adding fire red (the one i played on my gba sp) and leaf green
>>225301819Don't think so, i think most of the posters are women, they're neurotic as shit about things only women could care about.
good: comedy, even it has been reposted many timesbad: politics, asking questions that you could web search
>>225302020Who's president in canada? I forgor
>>225301978https://youtu.be/34gmbdmn3Gc?si=ELuKK4pkBEuEENRJ
>>225301978bad = good
I'm married with 9 children, ama
>>225302064you're not
pokémon world is fucked... they got cow pokémon... what steak do they eat?
>>225302064We can only marry 4
>>225302064Are you married with 9 children?
Haven't played a Pokemon since Sun & Moon (not Ultra)
>>225302064>I'm married with 9 childrenYOU FUCKING MONSTER
neighbours are up and having a very loud argument again
Thanks for all the questions, i had a great time reading and answering them
good morning i hate women
>>225301776can't believe I could've gossiped about celebrities with an authentic takeisha
>>225302127a fellow gamer i see
>>225302118Look into ear plugs, the cunt of my neighbourg had a dog that started barking at 6 am everyday, they allowed me to sleep peacefully again
>>225302139what do russian women smell like
>>225302148they don't always help
>>225302164what do russian women taste like
>>225302164It's just people screaming at each other he's dealing with, i imagine it must be enough
wait, aren't we supposed to be at war with the russians?
>>225302180the taste of salty tears from a thousand years of warfare, oppression, civil strife and potato famines coorrrrrrr
i completely lost interest in video games when i was about 18 or 19, i thought everyone did
Imagine if jk rowling had actually made malfoy a woman, it would completely change the story and dynamic of everything in the book. Wish they did this for the new remake they're doing or whatever.
>>225302204shut up you junky
I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
might go to the park to read my book. that's something normal people do ent it?
>>225302217Who was it that said this originally?
HM Government: You have been drafted to serve in British Army and will be sent to the Eastern Front. Your position: Prison guard for captured female Russian soldiers. They're naked and they haven't bathed in days, I'm sorry son but its the only role we had for you at this time. Heres the master key to every cell and the security cameras aren't working
>>225302222Performative male final boss :skull:
loathe americans, russians, and thirdies.
>>225302212if you want female malfoy then look no further than merula snyde from that shitty mobile game
>>225302237bud, you are a thirdieyou get bullied by kangoos ffs
>>225302235the book i'm reading is an autobiographical work written by a woman about her solo travels too
>>225302231meds
>>225302254Sounds good whats it called
>>225302263lands of lost borders
>>225302224that iranian fella
reading a thread on /tv/
>>225302263Walking Down the Aisle: How I Lost My Job at ALDI by Sacked Tranny
>>225302272Is it good? Solo travels where?
>>225301715the woman of course
starting rehab next week, going to hate sitting next to the junkie scum when all i ever did was alcohol and benzos and the occasional pharmaceutical opioid and got in one little car crash in a school zone
I'm actually reading a solo travel autobiography too, it's called "man and horse: the long ride across america"
>>225302290across the ancient silk road like>>225302309did the horse have a name
too windy to go to the park today, might as well stay in my smeggy bedroom and watch geowizard
>>225302316Gizmo, the author has a very special relationship with him, it's cool to read about.
>>225302308>all i ever did was alcohol and benzos and the occasional pharmaceutical opioid and got in one little car crash in a school zonekind of went off the rails there, brucie
>>225302282ok!!
why yes i will go to germany and pay a german dominatrix to beat me up
it's raining ok i can hear it outside ok
posting ok is soooooo funny
Immigration has reduced massively since Labour came back into power. Where were all these masked protests under 14 years of Tories when they skyrocketed the numbers?
Corporate girls are so peng
>>225302361conflating legal and illegal migration classic leftymong
>>225302340yeah nah i done the wrong thing hey
>>225302374none of those are peng
>>225302355How can you be certain if you haven't seen it? I once thought i heard whispering behind me in my room, turns out there was nothing there.>>225302361Is it legal to go around wearing masks in public there?
>>225302358ok
>>225302383
Imagine if spiderman was english
Apply to jobs somewhere, imagine finally getting one of the jobs and living in that town and getting the life on the road, getting rejected. Rinse and repeat.
>>225302379hope you pull through brucie
has britain discontinued the penny yet? the yanks did last year i think
>>225302422Nah I certainly would have heard from family if so, and the yanks no long have the cent coin?
>>225302422no
>>225302422Money isn't real man, it's all made up, like time and nations
>>225302413just imagined that
>>225302414One look on the sex offenders register and its back to square one for you
waiting for america first to start
>>225302452mega grim
>>225302464Yankified freak
The girl that used to bully me when i was in elementary school was freakishly tall, bitch was like 11 years old and as tall as the male teachers.
>>225302452
>>225302457She said she was twelve!
>bony>no bushthis is why i drink
peenus weenus :D
LET ME FINISH POOING
>>225302479I've met her again later in life, she seemed like a good person
>>225302491Retard
>>225302545bizarre post
it's a scrandemic
>>225302566corrr get that purple grime sucked
>>225302566
>bonybad>tattoosbad>no bushbased
>>225302572what's wrong with her spine?
>>225302572doesn't even look good
>>225302571it's freeze dried dragon fruit :)
>>225302589>>225302571it's Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer.
>>225302587it's called lordosis>>225302587
yes nigga i'm wasian
>>225302620is that you?
>>225302625Jenson's grandkids will be basically entirely bleached
I don't want to hear another word about le based and redpilled Australia, they are just as done as us.
poo butty for brekkie
Maniacally laughing at the goyim
>>225302599yes I've had it it's okbut I like the red bull drinks I make better
idgi
*cricket noises*
Have you guys ever seen a homeless asian person? I haven't.
>>225302737possiblybut I didn't ask
>>225302737Is it true a lot of Jews are moving to Argentina?
alri
>>225302771No. The jewish population has actually decreased since the 90s.
>>225302791Oh okay, and second question: do you get small white pimples on the underside of your penis?
>>225302771
>>225302787sheepberg
Anyone else attending the Palestine protest in London on Saturday?It's the national annual one, so going to be big
whats jupiters plan i wonder
Pakistanis take care of their own, whites discard each other like trash
I love bbc
It not right
Screaming and pooing
Poonut butter
>>225302861quite cool and wet here
>>225302889Scotland?
>>225302889Worlds smartest rorke
knee pain has returned
>>225302896harrogate is not in scotland it's in yorkshire's west riding
>>225301512are these good
rorke opening his freezer door and loudly proclaiming "so much for global warming then"
>>225302941Howling
good night y'all
>>225302859Weird period in time when he seemed to appear everywhere. I remember him randomly in the crowd at a WWE event and some other TV show
>The world has nearly burned through its oil stockpile buffer, executives sayPooing
>>225302787>>225302824>>225302699stop baiting with sexual images please
>>225302941br>>225302956ni ni
Happy 7th October lads
>>225303019have to go in the office todaynot very happy is it
>>225303019can you say this again tomorrow? (it's my birthday)
>>225303019
>>225303030Nothing wrong with that, WFH should be limited to 1 day per week.
>>225303092office toil should be illegal
Sir pooey willy
So miserable at work, tried to be social and talk to people but no one ready wanted to talk to me, they just used me as an "in" to talk to the rest of the office
>>225303092>>225303106get less work done in the office, spend a lot of time just getting coffees and sitting on the toilet. lunch takes longer as well because nobody tracks how long you've been out for.
My job gay porn
Yankee doodle went to town.
>>225302349None of the whores in Germany are German.
>>225303106NahGet to work
Yankee doodle raped my arse
time does not pass at a constant rate.wake up.
My name Yankee doodle
my arm hurts a little bit
once during spam training at youtube they were telling us about common black magic videos from africa. one of the black guys interjected and said this is hard for him because some of it is actually real, so he didn't want to ban the genuine black magic practitioners who just wanted to help people.
Wake up (Wake up)Grab a brush and put a little makeupHide your scars to fade away the shakeup (Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?Here you go, create another fable, you wanted toGrab a brush and put a little makeup, you wanted toHide the scars to fade away the shakeup, you wanted toWhy'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
>>225303171DEAD TING
rain is nice today
>>225303209WHITE POSTWHITE MAN POSTING
>>225303209not when i have to be in it
>>225303216im white im white im white im white im white im white im white im white im white.
I'd rather be a junkie than be addicted to a game like wow or dota
>>225303209i love the rain but it just reminds me how much of a virgin freak i am so sometimes i just cry when it rains
any PAWGs in
>>225303241just bee yourself :)
>>225303236alright?
What does /brit/ think about anal sex in the ass?
>>225303248pooing and wanking guys? yes!
>ass FOY
>>225303256let a nigga have one blogpost
wine with alcohols has evil sourness. demented souls partake in it.
>>225303248yea me *starts twerking*
>>225303256the ghost of basshunter haunts us to defend dota
>>225302861>>225302889so this is global warming
>>225303278
>>225303278>>225303301
the laxative i took yesterday still hasn’t taken effect, said 6-12h on the packeting THOUGH nothing but a regular morning poo has been done concerning
i don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is posting in /brit/.
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y9hd1yyDkg
>>225303317Junk init. Eat a bowl of beans every day and you'll be amazed how much poo you bum squirt into the bowl that next day.
Straight edge means I'm better than you.
>>225302699
why do i like her so much?
>>225303260no comment
>>225303348Fringe really went off the rails towards the end there
>>225303260I like it
>>225303260>anal sex in the ass
>>225303360i think her middle parting is the strangest bit personally
I'm having anal sex with leaf poster right now. She's unavailable for comment.
>>225303382fuck you Prabowo
only times i've ever almost died was when i was in the hospital and they were sticking needles in me. doctors are murderers.
>>225303391why dont the atlantic oceans match up
>>225303348don't care, she cute
chatgpt doesn't seem to mind talking to me about sex it must know that I'm a grown up adult but I wonder how far I can take it
>>225303411>>225303360
mad how we're all apes
>>225303260>hole where poo comes from
>>225303318subtle innuendos follow must be something inside
>>225303430Nigerian parents?
asda house blend "medium roast" coffee beansmedium side of dark maybe!
>>225303368since you go to greece often, any idea what to do with this? got one from lidl and don't know if you have it cold or if i can slice and fry it like spam.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791352396328755.mp4
>>225303444we're all apesincluding you
>>225303422
>>225303449wheres her cock?
>>225303449grow up
nothing wrong with being an ape
right well i'm blackpilled and furious aren't i
>>225303447>have it cold or if i can slice and fry it like spam.you can have it both ways, it's not raw but it's better fried like spam
>>225303462there they are. the lads, getting a scran
>>225303452
>>225303408because it's an ai image i made with the 'create an alternative map of the world were europe is an actual proper continent not connected to asia and surrounded by water'
>>225303452>>225303475would absolutely batter these runts
need to finish getting dressed then do my hair then make myself a water before leaving the flat at approximately 07:40
mad how you always need longer than the default snooze on iphone.
>>225303450I have pink penis and pink nipples and almost zero body hair. I'm not ape
>>225303468great, was hoping that would be the case. might fry some diced potatoes with it, thanks.
>>225303477>i madelol
>>225303488>I have pink penis and pink nipples and almost zero body hair. I'm not ape*does the monkey dance at you*OOH OOH HAHA
>>225303484>make myself a water FOY
>>225303484why on earth would you leave your house before 8am
>>225303489Sometimes I buy bacon from that brand, but don't you make better stuff in Poland, years ago we used to shop from a Polish/Czech meat store in Thessaloniki, they were great but unfortunately they closed.
>>225303508the real brand is this one, just grabbed that picture first. only bought it because it looks like doctors sausage so was curious.
>>225303500Pierre what the hell is happening in France? Tell me something today tough guy
>>2252817800121 do one
>>225303517my grandma eats those a lot, I tried to not eat many processed meats but it is good for a snack or fry a few slices with your eggs in the morning, you gotta a Greek isle products in the store or?
>>225302482>>225302452sex
>>225303517Interesting choice of nails Pyodr
rough looking 13
toil when you wake up 7. instead of 8 is so much easier
>>225303544She's just playing hide and seek. She'll be alright.
>>225303544hope they find her
>>225303462those are monkeys dumb dumb
>>225303544she's already been on onlyfans for 13 years
is it raining
>>225302896retard
>>225303494these cat videos are the only benefit of AI
>>225303539nah, last week was "greek week" in lidl and it's one of the leftovers. each week they do some special, about once a year they do british week and i buy every packet of back bacon they have and freeze it.meat counters are really cool here, but the women working at them are the most surly, miserable people you'll ever meat, and i see them touching stuff like salami after directly handling raw meat so avoid them.
>>225303559He's really taking pictures of women at the train station and posting them lolol
>>225303531fuck if i know, the youf is angry
every day when i wake up i desperately try to go back to sleep but it never takeswish i could just go into a coma forever
>>225303567...yh
>>225303584Have you tried giving them basketball to play with?
>>225303571>nah, last week was "greek week" in lidlshould've bought some frozen pastries if they have em, stuff like picrel>and i see them touching stuff like salami after directly handling raw meat so avoid them.Don't they use gloves?
>>225303594we did have tony parker, bagged eva longoria
>>225303531he's not actually french he's on a vpn mongo
>>225302833vgh evropa ganymede callisto io
Dream of a vacant pierMove all Rorke's maps to hereIf I could run my fingers through Rorke's hairIf you could run along the shore and airI would keep all my mornings clearMove all Rorke's bees to hereIf I could run my fingers through Rorke's hairIf you could run along the shore and airI would move
it's raining men
>>225303569What you doin way up there in the attic of the thread lad we're down here
>>225302374Obviously this looks stupid and is a cry for attention but for the niggas criticising this are you really pretending you're 100% efficient in the office, even 75%?
>>225303605Why do they do it then?
look at him hes a fucking disgrace
always thought the tony awards was named after a really gay guy called tony who loved musicals because he was gay
>>225303607I'm moving my rorke arse to this song
right so when are the changing the gameplay loop of life then
>>225303625would punt him if he disrespected me like that
>>225303603it does look good, but sadly they didn't have it. but got some nice cheese and spinach pastries.>Don't they use gloves?yeah lol they touch the chicken with the glove, then the salami with the same glove because they're old boomers that think gloves = clean.
proud moment. he got him first job
never been in a lidl idk where my nearest one is
The catbergs are berging Oh they do be berging
>>225303640I would kill you
>>225303633>tony awards
Might listen to some vile audio porn on the trainWhat do you reckon?
>>225303625How Ling
NEW>>225303658>>225303658
>>225303654Hot bareback gay twink fucked by older dadjee
>>225303605i am frenchdon't try and deny my frenchness
never understood why most actors can't be more choosy with their projects . not needing the money shuld provoke them to build a respectable body of work . why do they go for quantity over quality most of the time
not using that one. time for toil
>>225303649A cat wouldn't cook steak before eating itStupid video