Just accept it. We are the New Mongol Empire. We will rule the world with an IRON FIST.... with your consent, of course. I think that's important. https://youtu.be/e3YzmjmAGoI?si=iVLhCjelaoBrG5cb
>>225302015Nothing cool is in Missouri you guys got an arch and that's basically it I mean you guys have the cool part of Kansas City too I guess but Kansas City is like the corniest big city besides for the sports team
>>225302030fuck you cocksucker
>>225302035I'll give Missouri this tornadoes are awesome and they were also cool enough to say no to the Confederacy despite being super Southern oriented
>>225302058thank you. i appreciate that. i think slavery is wrong. its fucked up
>>225302066Well why don't you go and tell that to the two people in fuckin Oklahoma
>>225302084i would, but they dont let me in Oklahoma. The native women assume i come there to exploit the native oil rescources. and so what? if i amIts my right i think , as a free man
>>225302101Oklahoma is great for the cheap land until you get there and you realize you can't own people on it anymore
>>225302144fucking uncle sam he only makes me pay taxes and nothing else. he doesnt even give me any development money anymore. we need to start a peasant revolt against this government, mark my words. I will rise and replace this foul administration with my own
>>225302165Your first line of action will be changing the name from misery to ecstasy after that you'll make the great arch a roller coaster bridge connecting Coast to Coast
>>225302190now you're getting the right idea. yay
>>225302015When I visited family in Illinois as a kid, my great-uncle drove me across the river to show me Missouri. We stopped about a mile from the bridge, got out and looked around at an empty field and a gas station (this exact location I believe) and immediately got back in the car and turned around. That was my impression of your state.
>>225302226yes, a wasteland. so what
just because we're an radioactive pile of shit now doesn't mean we aren't destined to rule the entire planet
We invented the Nuke, and the Stealth Airplane. you'll never see us coming. We could wipe out Israel and Palestine in an afternoon. It's just the mercy of our hearts that prevents it
dont ask whats at Whiteman Airforce Base
MISSOUROI......... AHHHH. MISSORI., I SHALL NAME IS MISERY WHEN MY WARDOGS MARCH THROUGH. THE RADIOACTIVE SOIL WILL BEAR RADIOACTIVE FRUITS MY MEN WILL FORCE FEED YOUR WOMEN TO GIVE BIRTH TO BASTARD MUTANTS. AND THAT AND ONLY THAT WILL BE MISERY'S LEGACY. HEED MY WARNING MISSOURMEN, BUILD YOUR WALLS HIGH!!!! HIGH ENOUGH TO REACH THE HEAVENS! SO THAT I MAY DRAG YOU ALL BACK DOWN TO HELL
>>225302378ok thanks
i dont mind that idea either
all me btw
brazil for the win
>>225302463https://vocaroo.com/18lEcPwqlip1
>>225302466u are literally cannibal savages. fuck off until you can show me you can manufacture some fucking machines like cars or tanks better yet, airplanes and machine guns and bombs
