billy bobbins edition
>>2253051948 seconds behind lad tough luck
this is the one
killed an anglo
>>225305212ah well. shit happens
>>225305220thats illegal
>>225305220no you didn't. stop lying
>Putin's birthday in 1952>GDR founded in 1949>Israel BTFO in 20237th October is a powerful date.
>>225303658future tottenham star
New strat just dropped - putting some posts in your new thread before linking it so people think it's The One even if another one gets linked first
>>225305225they legalized it yesterday
posting in this one
Bet Emma Watson's butt smells.
this thread had its first reference to interracial sex a minute before the other thread did
>>225305231tell us more about xxstrology
just been sent to slip and fall school
he's fuming. he's probably crying out for the man to come and save him
nth for the holodem
having a job would get in the way of all the films i want to watch so no can-do mum sorry lol
BIack men and their white boys.
Mousey watches old Family Guy episodes on Stretch to get rid of the black bars on the sides. He has no time for aspect ratio nazis.
>>225305285when you run out of films will you get a job?
>>225305220If you're referring to a Ukrainian I can tell you Anglo doesn't mean what you think it means
i-..im gOING In!
>>225305305well they keep making more of them so hard to say really
spooky season lads
>>225305330That's true. Hollywood got you on a string mate.
guys im cookedmade a hinge account for the first time where you get put to the top of women's discover pools in london and only had 2 likes in 24 hoursfucking over bros
>>225305308DO NOT
anything in london i should see at the weekend while im there? ive already seen a lot of the museums and galleries, the west end, greenwich, canary wharf, the cable cars and riverboat
uhhhguys??
>>225305361Come to Penge. It's peng.
>>225305361wanted to go into st pauls me but the price is fucking ridiculous imagine needing a ticket to go into a place of worship
I’m going to go to dominos for the first time in my life tonight
>>225305401>godefeats the purpose get the bm to deliver it to your door so you can eat it in bed wanking
>>225305401What do you mean go to? Just like in the little bit where you pick up the shitty pizzas from?
>>225305341has to be one of the most competitive fanny arenas on the planet
>>225305392fucking 27 quid, take the piss. and to rub salt into the wound they let bennies scroungers in for a quid
katy was bumping pon baton on the bus contacts airdropped, safe
>>225305414I have a voucher that only works if you go there to pick it up.>>225305415Yeah but I’ve never had dominos bedore either
I want to stick my tongue between Emma Watson's crack.
>>225305243>17 again>star
>>225305470:/
Lion bar cereal I bought from the Polish shop for breakfast
cranking ma hawg
just done one of those poos where the water splashes your bumi don't mind, like a free bidet innit
>>225305463But then you open your eyes and oh no it's John Prescott's massive hairy arse crack!
bottenham toppedspurs
>>225305526he died mate
>premier league Cinge Reddit shit. We at /Brit/ support Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo in the J2 league who recently rose from 20th position to 18th!!
>>225305526Who the fuck is that?
is ketchup umami
mogging my housemate's poos by doing them quickly and easily whereas he spends at least 20 minutes having painful poos because he has a child's diet without any veg
>>225305542his name is literally written in the post you fucking retard
>>225305541Why aren't you at work?
cheeky bit of profit made today off the gold markets
>>225305570I'm not scheduled any shifts today. I'm not a 9-5 office freak
>>225305587Why haven't they given you any work? Any update on the financial position of your ALDI?
>I want to stick my tongue between Emma Watson's crack.
>>225305602I'm only a 10 hour contract I can't commit to more hours due to my mental health
>>225305552Grown man having a flatmate… do you sleep in bunk beds too? Fucking muppet
>>225305559You misunderstood my meaning. By "who the fuck is that?", what I really meant is "Why the fuck do you keep posting this guy?"
interesting how all the mad things like the dancing plague all coincidentally never seem to happen since we have phones and cameras to record people hmmmm almost makesme thinkallofhistory is a lie £!!!!!
>>225305621then say what you mean next time you cowardly runt
1980s vs 1990swhich one mogs?
>>225305535Fucking hell he did as well. 2 years ago. I had no idea. 84 years old. I thought he was younger.
>>22530564680s. The 90s was the start of the slippery slope.
>>225305646Music? The 80s by far and its not even close. Everything else? The 90s.
Can sit in the server room all day with no oversight and people think I'm doing important things, the downside is that the constant hum will make me deaf most likely or at least a nasty headache. It's a trade off I suppose.
looking for things to do in london on reddit and theyre like you could go and sit in hyde park and read a book!
old bloke in the supermarket's bottom of his t shirt and his trousers were completely covered in shit and he obviously smelled really bad but he didn't seem aware of it, didn't seem crazy eitherfelt bad for him, didn't say anything of course
>>225305715You still go shopping with your dad?
>>22530564690s for revolutionary 5th generation consoles>>22530567090s had gangster rap and UK garage
>>225305685have you tried turning it off and on? lol
I wish Employed Woman posted here more often
>>225305721>90s had gangster rap and UK garageWhich is dogshit.
>>225305615what happens if you work more than 10 hours?
>>225305732lol I have many many times
>>225305753Sometimes I do. 20 hours a week is okay but any more than that it starts to have a detrimental effect on my mental health and wellbeing
>>225305753loses the subsidy and has to pay extra when he gets his new fanny plumbed in
>>225305749no need to self report your dogshit taste
>>225305701they also insist that you go to some specific pub on the other side of the city for a single pint because its got character
employed woman's stinky, sweaty feet after an 8 hour Aldi shift
>>225305764what happens if you work 21 hours?
had the heating on earlier but turned it off as it was too warm but now it's too coldI think what I'll do is turn it back on but set the wall thingy to a lower temperature
>>225305781My mental health and wellbeing starts deteriorating
>>225305790what does that mean in reality?
>>225305785rollercoaster of a post this
catberg asleep but now has 1 eye on me. he knows it's almost food time.
>>225305785mine's set on the same temperature all the time and it turns on when it gets too cold. I'll update the thread if they happens
>>225305781Testicles explode
>>225305796it means he starts to post boring blogs and mindnumbing nonsense
>>225305785okkeep me updated....
>>225305819My catberg violently attacks me between 1:00 am and 5:00 am every night/morning for his breakfast and keeps biting and scratching until I feed him
Downfall of being sat in the server room is that I have no access to cups of tea. Will need to finish up my work here pronto and head back to basecamp (my desk)
>>225305853Take a flask of tea with you when you go to the server room.
>>225305849Can't even comprehend this. Your cat has trained you to feed it during natural human sleep hours. Gfs dad used to be the same, his dog would wake him up at 5 to be fed, he'd feed it and then go back to bed. It's incredibly easy to train pets to a feeding schedule, if you have failed at it then your pet is the dominant force in your relationship which is severely fucked
>>225305861don't EVER tell me what to do
>>225305785Pop some clothes on. Layers are good. Maybe get some comfy slippers if your feet are cold, people always underestimate how much heat is conducted through their feet. And consider a hot drink or meal. You don't feel it immediately so it's easy to overlook but you really do feel much warmer 5-10 minutes after a hot tea/coffee.
>>225305864My cats are my world and we are family. We don't have a master pet relationship we are more like siblings >>225305871Sorry
mental that some people in this country are still waiting to see the odyssey on one of the proper screens
right poo
>>225305853Ironic. It's called the server room but nobody's serving you tea or coffee.
can somebody post the Eliezer Yudkowsky in underwear image.
As the gardener has cancelled due to the rain I've retreated back to my bed
coke with lime, coke with lemon, coke with vanilla. But you never see a coke with banana. I'd try it. I'm crazy like that, I'm all about trying life's new experiences.
>>225305912no ok
>>225305927why are you not at toil
>>225305928There's a Chinese flavour of Fanta that's chocolate banana. You can find it in some corner shops that stock foreign imported soft drinks. It is vile though and not recommended >>225305935Don't have a shift today
>>225305930
>>225305927Why don't you do your own gardening?
sacked troon crouched in the garden hedge with his bare bollocks dangling in the hope the gardener's shears clip them off
>>225305966I have other commitments
>>225305887Every time I see your tripcode from now on I'm going to make you imagine somebody booting your cat up the arse. Today, Doc Martens.DOOF! YEEEEOWWWL! Full force.
>>225305970are you sure?
>>225305980s
>>225305905More irony than a barn full of horseshoes
Hate it when guys act like women could take you on in a fight. >Don't mess with her mate, she'd wiped the floor with youStfu man, I'd knock her out with one punch or grapple her to the floor and smash her face inGrow up and stop playing up to these retarded cuckold fantasies
>>225306007ffs
sacked tranny's cat doesn't respect him lol
>>225305990I think you've replied to me by mistake here but I'll be having that (You) all the same
>>225306009Just gave my ample gut a good old rub (Ainsley Harriot style) and a pat. Yeeee bwoi
>>225305980Could you really bring yourself to hurt him?>>225306014I have 4 cats
>>225306007Settle down rorke
>>225306034Very polite catto
you send your best regard. i send my average regards
>>225306019bame drivers
>>225306054BMWs and Audis are culturally important to them
>>225306065hey I dwive an audi
>>225305980its not the cats fault his owner's a freak mate grow up
>>225306074>I dwive an audiDidn't think you could drive Mousey
how do i get a christian gf when i'm an atheist
>>225306019He was just giving him a little tap to signal that he’s coming through. It’s called safe driving
just did a poo where the turds flew out my arse very smoothly and quickly like a machine gun.
>>225306074Are you rich in melanin and poor in disposable income?
>>225306073once the apps sort you into the ugly loser stream it's game overneed to be thinking about a fresh account after that
>>225306082Repent
>>225306034If I knew it belonged to a tripfag I would take that blanket up by the corners and twist them together so it's like a sack with a cat in it. Then I'd sell it to one of those freaks who bums cats.YEEEEEOWWWL! Right up there.
Thinking about putting a load of pies on my head and getting mousey addicted to heroin and xanax
>>225306082not allowed
>>225306096repent for what? i've no done nowt
>>225306090yeah i just made a new account mate as i said and it's already doing thatonly 2 likes in first 24 hour in londonactual death sentencechatgpt says chad gets 100even normal average guys get around 5-10FUCK
>>225306087Poor in both
>>225306110You sin daily
>>225306102then using his tight botty to have sexoooo with and leave him dripping while hes on the drugs which hes allowed to have
Today's pocket monster of the day is....Aipom!!
>>225306087A PIP mobile surely?
>>225306117you pic and profile are probably shiteyou need a really nice pic of yourself first (not a bathroom selfie) then you need a pic abroad, a pic with mates, a pic with you in a formal setting in a suit etc etc
>>225306079The cat's not reading the bloody post is it? I'm not actually picking on the cat I'm picking on the prick who's acting like a special snowflake.
>>225306162my pics are meant to be really good had a female photographer friend do candids no selfies etc involved at all
>>225306171you injure your mind by thinking it and posting it
>>225306140fuck off retard
>>225306140sin is just one of them made up words, i haven't hurt anyone or broken any laws so it don't matter
>>225306184mate it might be over thenyou need proper clobber, not be balding, and not be a fat etc, have you got those ticked off?
Incels carefully creating their dating profile, with specially selected photos taken by a trained photographer, and getting 2 likesChad using a hastily taken picture of him in his bathroom and getting 100+ likes in 2 hours
>>225306117>chatgpt says chad gets 100starting to see the issue here
>>225306162Not that anon but I read your post and where it said a pic with mates. I've only got two mates and they're both taller than me. Do I stand on a box or what? I'm 5'11
>>225306213yup, fashionably/well dressedim balding a little but what can you do about that i'm in my 30sthin/excerise a bit
>>225306222what do you mean?
*uses bullet seed*
>>225306228get on the finasteride ASAP mate, it can do wonders
>>225306242don't worry about it
>>225306225yesyou mates should understand
if we colonise mars then what direction is rasheed supposed to pray in when he gets there?
>>225306247have been for years broi am basically looksmaxednot quite because i could still do plastic surgery and tanning bedsbut i am on all the skin care shit etc >>225306257what a horrible thing to say i come here for help (bc too embarrassing to tell my mates) and you give me this cryptic bullshit
>im balding a little
>>225306246>>225304583
>>225306246>opponent pokemon uses move that can hit between 2-5 times: hits 5 times>my pokemon uses a similar move: hits twice>opponent pokemon is confused: attacks fine>my pokemon confused: hurts itself in confusionnot on is it
Hope everyone on earth dies
>>225306274talking about buying into the incel shit and talking to chatgpt about your emotional problems mate it's already over
>>225306220There's more than one way to skin a cat, they say. And you've got more than one cat. I wonder which number is higher. How might we find out, you ask...
job application rejection email received. quite crushing isnt it
>>225306274idk what else you can do then desu mate :/
Do all women just create a cloud of unpleasantness in the area when they're in a bad mood or is it just mine?
>>225306306horrible man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
you're all talking to diego btw. he changes little details about himself to avoid people realising but it never works.he regularly comes here looking for a magic wand fix despite receiving the same answers every time.
>>225306304i'm a brit poster what do you expectand what do you mean incel shit? you think looks dont matter lol?i didn't chat to it about emotional problems i asked for statistics>>225306310for real... my friends (of both genders) even said i had good photos
is it true that 90% of british adverts contain black people?in australia it's only 60%, (with the other 40% being chinks), thank god we're not a total dystopia yet
Love Seedot and his evolution line so much but he's so shit in gen 3. He learns one grass type move and it's fucking synthesis. His only STAB attack he learns by level up is Faint Attack and that's only STAB as Nuzleaf and Shiftry
I bet her braps reek.
>>225306269wtf even is this webm
>>225306358grown man btw
>>225306353>aus is 54% whitezip it bruce
>>225306269pollinating?
penile colonies
>>225306337yh soon as he mentioned female friends i realised
right i think ive decided i will spend my free day in london at the raf museum
>>225306353100%. its actually a legal requirement now
>>225306220which one are you x
screa ming dynasty
>>225306342looks matter immensely yes but your usage of looksmaxxing terms betrays your smeggy internality which is probably the core of the issue
>>225306269>live the life you rap aboutwhen I was their age I was rapping about wow
>>225306364now-deceased roadman raiding another gang's grow operation live on stream
>>225306412i dont agree with this but even if i did then wouldn't that in and of itself show how hard i've tried to escape inceldom
>>225306412see>>225306337
>>225306410>4 days without a showergrim
love that kylie minogue song about world of warcraft
>>225306410thought it was impossible to have a wife/gf if you didnt shower??
>>225306410what does the dog whispering have to do with some completely different guy named bob.....and who the fuck is YANBUgod these people should just die how do they even exist
picking off bits of the dog's eye crust and eating them
>>225306487Yanbu mate he plays for Chelsea
qtd on the France riots? Do I support the polis or protestors
>>225306514is the dogs name bob? and does bob the dog have a fucking house where they visit for dinner????
> NEW: HSBC is planning major job cuts across its UK wealth management division after replacing staff with AI>More than half of managers and specialists are set to go, alongside 70% of wealth managersLOL
>>225306532protestors are innocent bames and the kindhearted leftypol
honestly surprised that i made it to my 30s without committing any sex crimes
>>225306555not the bankers!
>>225306582odd thing to say
>>225306100you'd do nothing
Hard to believe that pretty girls poo.
only recently learned what HSBC stands for
>>225306555shameful
enjoy the life
>>225306615should've seen me when i was between the ages of 12 and 25 m8 i wanted to rape anything that moved
>>225306532Neither. Burn it all down.
>>225306582define sex crimesi've been kicked out of clubs for harrassing womenbut i dont think i've ever properly groped anyone or anythingbut yes some of the evil thoughts that go through my head when i see women sometimes... being an incel is hard work
>>225306624how so bradders cope
>>225306506because you're a brucie, there's good chance this is true
i can count to 100
>>225306616I'd get a tenner for it.
>>225306671you cannot
>>225306671prove it ok
>>225306287On sum Mountain goats no children kinda shit
>>225306673wokemobile
>>225306631it's neoliberal
he says he can, reckon he can't
>>225306647pretty sure that's what they're doing
>>225306659why don't you racist froggy bastards increase your education standards?
>>225306673>just a giant fuckoff screenlmaoLOL
>>225306696firing bankers isnt :/
>>225306673Woke=mad
>>225306692one two skip a few ninety nine one hundred
>>225306269stevo on a mad one
might get a job at mcdonalds for a laugh like that fella from american beauty (1999)
it's important that my car have a big screen in the front so that it can display my various bar charts and graphs showing lines going up and down in relation to my investment portfolio
spaffed on my chest and have just let it dry in
love ai menormoids hate ai and i normoids
>>225306733just tell me about the dog
mad how the rozzers will give you a huge fine if they catch you so much as glancing at your phone while driving, and yet every car manufactured since like 2012 has a bloody ipad in the centre console
>>225306755ai ahh response
>>225306770wrapping my car around a lamp post at 100kmh and the police find me upside down horribly mangled while xvideos gangbang squirt compilations play on repeat
A ClearSight Rear View Display puts you in the picture. Its screen is housed within the Panoramic Soundbar, removing the need for a traditional rear-view mirror
if i found a magic lamp I'd wish for no more wars
>>225306796bro got scared mid-post
just evolved my Dragonair into a Dragonite lads, fuck me it took forever
>if i found a magic lamp I'd wish for no more wars
>>225306816id wish for a bbl
>>225306816*genie exterminates humanity*heh, nothin personnel
sick to bastard death of cagers backing slowly out their fucking driveways, i'll stomp over the hood of your car if you think i'm waiting 15 minutes for you old cunts to move
>>225306769that film required the audience to believe that kevin spacey could be an alpha
>>225306816id make the genie gay
50% of men experience hair loss by 3580% by 60I think I'm going to miss the first one as I only have 3 years to go
>>225305212yeah?
>>225306816One million money please
8th sleepless night in a row worrying about Phil Foden
>>225306899im so scared for him ok
>>225306875kevin spacey's role in every film is being the smartest person in the film
>>225306871lmao you can't drive
accidentally snagging my foreskin in the wheel spokes of my bicycle and it gets stretched and spun around like cloth being spun in a loom
>>225306877that would be a sick wishsome people would go "i wish you're free"but then... "i wish you're gay" and root him right up the arse
>>225306892doesn't really mean anything unless you quantity the amount of hair loss. like going from a NW1 to a NW2 is nothing.
wtf is this Phil Foden stuff aboutI've seen you all on /sp/ banging on about him as well he's such a nothing player
fodeypops dont worry you will be ok
>>225306942he's a beautiful kind man with lovely supple skin
>>225306892don’t think i’m gonna get a knock from the ‘wood reaper, dad has full head of hair at 60, and granpa the same at 80
>>225306942he's fit
new term for nonces: friend of jeffrey (epstein) a la "friend of dorothy"
>>225306919
>>225306770*interrupts your important business phonecall to mr yakamoto to show you a very loud advert for an upcoming action movie starring the rock*
>>225306942Fodie slander is not welcome here
>>225306506The French call them 'turds of the eyes' - class
>>225306942he's fodey
>>225306980absurdly early
phil is arsewogs sleep paralysis demon
>>225306980Are you fucking daft or what
>>225306963oh thanks for specifying it’s referring to jeffrey epstien, don’t think i would’ve cracked the code otherwise
>>225306930I think some statistics use NW3 and above as their data point.
>>225306899loop this tonight xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFTy6OYCG4
I'm on nw9999999999999
>>225307025this was him at his fittest x
>>225307016christ mate who pissed in your surstromming
on the subject of hair loss two things need to be notedyour health has next to no affect on mpb (that is entirely genetic)and it is not determined by the maternal line aloneyou can inherit it from both sidesmy mum's family are bald and my dad's aren't, yet I'm 33 with a nw0
>>225307025quite peng
>>225307046Haha they do eat that
>>225307046stressful morning, was supposed to have a camera up me arse (medical appointment (don’t get any ideas)) but due to the laxative not working it got delayed, to which i promptly rebooked it
>>225307046nobody, it just always smells like that!
you dont see people wearing monocles anymore do you
Thought /brit/ liked Foden for his skillz but its mostly just benders desperate to tongue his post-match ringpiece
>>225306997wara shaw extension
>>225307016i wouldn't have cracked it, i appreciate him being inclusive to based retards like moi x
Guys I'm on a train rn and I was walking in the same direction as the train was moving so I was briefly one of the fastest walkers on the planet
>>225307070didn't ask
>>225307091good post
>>225307072ROAE!
>>225307078
Saw the term wotan outside of this thread yesterday and had a nasty wake up call.
>>225307058>(that is entirely genetic)
>>225307091Never like walking up/down escalators because it means the ride's over faster
>>225307117>shammy tier titles
>>225307146new
*me walking down the aisle of an SR-71 blackbird*hello network rail can I get a ground speed walking check please over
poo
>>225305192>>225305192>>225305192recycle
