Zhongguo editionDrowned in the Huang He: >>225278860
>>225311113ywnb med
>>225311113This is because of chink exaggerating btw. Yeah we totally had a trillion billion citizens 1000 years ago dude.
>>225311113>Deng Bong YongBasedong!
@BoomaWere you SHOCKED by the election results or was the outcome expected?>>225311144It's >/med/ + frensthoughbeit sweetie
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>>225311308Mmmm, beautiful. I love the vibe! <3
>>225311153you're half right. many did use exaggeration after a victory as a scare tactic because it might scare the enemy side into surrendering (look we killed 10 gorillion of your soldiers, surrender now!)it's one of the core strategies in 孙子then once you win the entire war, since you've been repeating that number so much, you just sort of roll with it and have it inscribed in historykeeping scrolls so it becomes a "fact"and since it was all very long ago record keeping and third party verifying was non existent so our ancient nobility can just say the most outlandish BS and get away with it.but then again, we yellow peoples didnt have christianity. there was no concept of mercy and temperance to the weak on the battlefield, so the peasant non-combatants often get rounded up and mass killed because they were a source of wealth for the enemy noble (farmers produced food).it's like a 50/50. some battles were exaggeration, some were genuine bloodbaths. the later ones genuinely were the latter (taiping rebellion etc)
>>225309315man i love steel ball run racewait what do you mean uma musume isn't steel ball runalso i feel i was destined/cursed to be a horse enthusiast girl 'cause i liked the cartoon with the colored horses ever since I was a kid, and my chinese zodiac sign is the honse, and being argentinian implies i love nature and funimals by default, and gauchosjojos and uma musume just confirmed the inevitable for me>>225309318>Not really thank god, except if you count nothingburger stuffI mean, yeah, not EVERYONE has CPTSD or BPD, but almost everyone seems to have social phobias, anxiety, some level of depression or some type of self-esteem issues. Or some are functional alcoholics. Or smokers.I ironically have less trouble socializing than some neurotypical people who suffer from anxiety, but I fuck up my relationships 'cause I'm too straightforward, or too scatterbrained to remember shit.>Magyarino and you share the same amnesia/flag blindness, it's alrightI remember this anon, and now that I think of it thoroughly, I do remember some type of face... I think it was twinkish. Very twinkish. But I do remember some /med/ders' faces and there's a bunch of twinks here.If you're Gironde, I remember you had a great beard. Shouldn't be hard to get ladies based on appearance at least.The issue is charming them to stay enough to let you have an actual conversation, but everyone's like that nowadays. Even I get a bit disappointed when I try to talk with someone and I can't make the conversation flow.
>>225311202round 2 was expected, but I honestly expected to see Lula in front
>PC shits itself>Windows sidetracked AMD driver for some reason>have to go through a few hoops to update them>KCDII now running clean as fuck, with barely a noise and heatFuck windows but also it feels good to have one less issue.>>225311410>Shouldn't be hard to get ladies based on appearance at leastkek I wish, I got the opposite problem. I got issues attracting women in the first place. Personality and charmn is not an issue though thank god
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>>225311735heheh good one. :)But install tinder doe
>>225311685>PC shits itself>KCDII now running clean as fuck, with barely a noise and heatI always think of computers similar to a human body. It gets fucked in one basic functioning thing and in another that should be unmistakably fucked, it somehow works. I don't fight with the machine, I just understand it.>Personality and charmn is not an issue though thank godGirondussy charming the huzz with his indie rpg knowledge and his ability to shit kilotons in the office bathroom and still maintain his coworkers' respect, and perhaps even, their fear.>>225311897go to /soc/ and get the autistic bpdemon you deserve to wreck your dick :)
>>225311410>i was destined/cursed to be a horse enthusiast girl 'cause i liked the cartoon with the colored horses ever since I was a kid, and my chinese zodiac sign is the honse, and being argentinian implies i love nature and funimalsMaybe it's the other way around and those things were your destiny because you are a horse enthusiast.>>225311897>But install tinder doeCan't, busy playing as the dlcs
I'm rather sure I dreamt of Robert Smith last night.
>>225312143>those things were your destiny because you are a horse enthusiast.What came first? The horse enthusiast or the horse?Also gotta stop eating these haribo gummies, I can feel the fruity breath coming up my throat. Better than acid reflux, but I don't wanna taste gummies for 8 hours straight.>>225312226Once a goth always a goth. Hey, Maltanon, what do you think of Nine Inch Nails? Apparently they got inspired by Depeche Mode and Depeche Mode kind of got inspired with their music too. This song from them has kind of a DM vibe.https://youtu.be/5bwE5IU4pzA
>>225312226Some days ago I dreamt Gman and Brune were in a bathroom stall where Gman was trying to take a poo but people from the outside were trying to get inside so Gman would feel uncomforatble and wouldn't poo cuz of that, so Brune with his twink physique somehow fucking held the entrance to the bathroom shut from the inside.I did forget to post about it.
>>225311954>it somehow works. I don't fight with the machine, I just understand it.It's crazy, personally I don't understand it at all.>his indie rpg knowledge and his ability to shit kilotons in the office bathroomIt's all I got and I make the best of it. My recent drunken antics have become the new thing at the office. I must entertain the masses>go to /soc/ and get the autistic bpdemon you deserve to wreck your dick :)I tried once but they ignore me and it's mostly americans anyway>>225312143>Can't, busy playing as the dlcsswipe while you work then
Good day med am back from the cagie, we had the meeting for the results of the audit, in a nutshell everything is super bad and we are gonna work to change (assuming they really want to, which is unsure).Also office cutie had a meltdown during lunch break, I felt bad for her desu.
>>225312574damn, poor girlat least the audit is out of the way :)
Sheeeesh>>225312271Hodor o algo>>225312574Sad! Her bf probably was mean, you should fill the gap (and hers)
>>225312678Yeah it would be too much of a blogpost to summarize it. Also I couldn't know what to say or do to her while she was having it, I also feel bad for this.
Heard that Elric of Melniboné was one of the greatest influences on GRRM, so I started reading Moorcock for the first time.Tragic antiheroes, incest, dragons, decadence to an almost comical level - it's like Gurm on steroids.
>>225312712It's not about her bf but about the cagie.And the audit showed that this cagie is very toxic desu.
>jv preferés clair obscure elden ring skyrimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwafvoiFcxY
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>>225312743>MoorcockBbc posting is going too far
>the past form of tel aviv is told aviv
I ordered the songbook and the cards, it's now out of stock maybe it was the only one in the entire website desu.
>>225312267I haven't given Nine Inch Nails a proper listen yet so I don't have an opinion.>>225312271Alright...
>>225312910Lol.
>>225312271Damn... I should make a drawing of this... it's overflowing SOVL...>>225312286>It's all I got and I make the best of it. My recent drunken antics have become the new thing at the office. I must entertain the massesMy n-word might lose his liver and dignity but his office shall NOT be un-entertained. I respect that shit.What MBTI were all of you again? I'm an ENFP which means I'm a clown, either a cute clown, el joker or this one painting.>I tried once but they ignore me and it's mostly americans anywayYeah, the distance is a shitty fact... But there are some threads dedicated to european anons. And sometimes lurking in the other threads you can find someone who's in the EU too.>>225312718Damn... Might sound a bit sexist but maybe bringing her a gift, like a snack or some small keepsake could cheer her up next time you see her. I hope it wasn't the old bitch at work again, or else it would be a REALLY great time to contact HR or algo.>>225312954It's a religious experience when you're under the influence of some heavy shit or dealing with grief and anger at the same time. Also some genuine hard ass bops.https://youtu.be/yGj2j3RnAJc
>>225313066No it has nothing to do with old bitch, she has beef with another coworker who's at the other place. Also I don't think bringing a gift would be a good idea and would change anything.
new filter
>start of the year start at a new team>leave smol office qt behind>fast forward to today>oh anon, we don’t have enough hands for the work, so we got some help for a few months from another team>it’s her>she’s been out under meI refuse to believe this shit is pure coincidence, I feel persecuted.
>>225313493>My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
>>225313493We need an Incelspierre to behead humblebragging faggots
>>225313092Ah shit, office life seems like some type of hell, normie hell probably. Sometimes I've wondered if it's comfy being there and doing the same thing over and over, if it's not like... 12 hours 5-6 days a week. I'd like working at reception or at some type of asset management position. I just don't know what you gotta study or do first to get into those types of jobs...>>225313493Damn, everyone's surrounded and drowning in PVSSY......... so many fakecels... disgósting......evropa is fakecel central frfr
>>225313551>>225313588>>225313663She needs to honestly disappear.
@Catbro, I have a task for you: to interpret a dream(s) of mine. I dreamt I was visiting the Princess of Wales in the hospital... except... her bed was empty, and she was perfectly healthy! Secondly, in the same dream, I cut myself while shaving, and a river of blood was pouring out of meI also have some bad news. A stray cat that appeared to be dying (it had a bloodied leg, smelled of carrion, was breathing heavily, and moved sluggishly and listlessly) wandered into my yard; the only thing I could do for it was give it some crystal-clear, perfectly chilled water to drink. After drinking it, the cat seemed to perk up a little bit and then walked off towards the setting sun
>>225313710Send her to my bed desu>>225313663It is hell and we don't even know why it has to be hell. Why can't things just go smoothly for everybody instead of bickering for stupid things ?
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>>225314132You can't drop it here, Flavio will visit it soon when he becomes president
Riding back home under the rain with no mudguard and rain clothes was NOT funBUT I was ROCKED to see a cute frog right at my doorstep, very unusual!>>225313493(You)>>225313092Best you could do is ask if she wants to talk about it and listen
>>225314297ok, so I'll wait for this moment to drop it
>>225314423t. Renan Santos
>>225314299Yeah I'll probably tell her I do empathise but couldn't tell her today>>225314423qrd on Bolsonaro Jr ? Is he stupid like his father ?
https://vocaroo.com/1kw2QEX6q5OY
>>225314450kek, why do you know this crazy bastard?>>225314538>Is he stupid like his father ?no, in fact he is the only Bolsonaro that isn't a dumb fuckthat's what makes him more dangerous
For Catnigga, just in case he didn't have this in his repertoire.
>>225313493>>225313588>>225313551
>>225314615I think I saw his name while scrolling /int/, in the bra thread the day if the resultsApparently was le popular until he wasn't
>>225313066I'm ENFJ. Don't what's the difference with the P>>225314299God rewards us in strange ways :)
https://www.jetpunk.com/daily-triviaYou can't be a true medder if you don't have 10/10 >>225314615I see
>>225315056Well, good bye for all eternity /med/.Got 9.
>>22531505610/10>>225315132No don't go, you get a pass for having sudaca blood.
>>225315056Gotta admit there was two questions that I got lucky with, the Napoleon on and the last one about the port.
>>225314610十年树木,百年树人。>>225314893Usually people ending in J are more functional than P's with the bad advantage that you might be less emotional or too logical for things that require intuition and analyzing the big picture, over the hard facts.Plus ENFJs in comparison to ENFPs have more leadership skills and are more charismatic and more capable of convincing people out of sheer aura. We ENFPs get friends, you guys get allies.But it's just horoscope-level bs, it's not thaaaat serious.>>225314299A frog spotted equals a smile pending creating. Frogs are fucking cute and I love them and people who fear them should be revoked of their human rights.>>225315056Got 8/10. As someone who doesn't know enough of history 'cause my brain can only store so much information at once, I did kind of good. My bf missed the one of the quote and the Biblical locations./med/lets rise up
>Asked Suruga-ya if the songbook contains the cards>They said yesLet's hope they didn't lie to jew me out of my money
>>2253150568/10only got Able was I ere I saw Elba wrong and valencia's dish
>>225315201>people who fear frogs should be revoked of their human rights.Gironde moment>>225315132Napoleon question was dumbOr perhaps you failed at port said?
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>>225315171>you get a pass for having sudaca bloodahem >>225315365
>>225313066>>225314893>>225315201>ENFP>ENFJSounds like teddy bear personalities :DTell me something satisfying about INT(J/P), sister
what are all these ENFP, ENTJ stuff that I see all over /int/
>>225315424oh they are personality test...
>>225315424t. ESFPI took this pic from internet after giving you this personality btw I did not base myself on the picIt's mbti, you can test yourself on internet
>>225315588is this me?
>>225315332Always remember. Valencia... Is the big P. the 'lla. And if you do something weird to it valencians will fuck your shit up.I have yet to learn and master the art of making 'lla for it is a family heirloom, passed between generations, a feeling, a spirit. And unironically it's so tasty, we call the seafood paella "paella" in Argentina, and that one ain't as good as the normal meat one.The rice fucking goes hard too. If you or the missus likes cooking, please try it out!>>225315391They're pretty much teddy bear personalities until you fuck up with someone we care about. Then things get ugly real quick. About INTJ/INTPs I can only say good things from the ones I've met personally. I've met more INTPs than the first, but damn they're real bros. They usually seem gloomy and depressed and bitter but they're also some of the most humanistic people I could encounter. They tend to have self esteem issues too, but also a sense of superiority stemming from their intelligence. Very interesting people, although it's difficult for them to be open with their affection for others. It can be felt easily if you've got high empathy though.>>225315424It's the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, some type of pseudopsychological tests defining people on functions of their personality.It goes extrovert-introvert, sensing-intuition (basically if you believe what you read and has stable sources vs. the schizo gut instinct), thinking-feeling, and judging-perceiving (this one's a bit hard to define but basically what you prefer doing with the info you have, either being more reserved or more outward somehow)>>225315588LITERALLY MEalso look at my minecraft rizz
>>225315662Not into Kirk stuff, magyacel shocked though>>225315637Yh
>>225311153That is true. The ancient history shared by Korea and China is filled with numerous wars between the two countries; however, because Chinese records consistently exaggerated the size of their actual military forces, there has always been a significant discrepancy between their accounts and those of Korea.
>>225315424shit personality test my wife won't stfu about
>>225315709I would say mainly correct without the Extraverted , I only get extraverted when I know that people are cool and I'm comfortable with them.
>>225315424Nonsense.
Wanted to play vidya instead I fell asleep.Fuck my depressed bitch ass life.>>225315662Nice e-girl persona however you do not look like that*joins your skin with a vantablack nigger skin*>>225315424Personality test with 16 results.>>225315365Booma I forgot to ask about it earlier. Now we established that you were SHOCKED by lvla loosing.I know you fucking hate him and I'm also sure you also shit on 'sonaro, however do you overall feel at least some happiness or whatever that LVLA is going away?>>225313170wtf is that filter tho what do you use it for
>>225315637No idea dude if you're curious just google 16 personalities and do the test in 5 minutes.My result was the ropefuel material cuz it's rare to begin with, but being that as a male is fucking rare cuz for 1 male there are 50 females of the same personality. It's a foid pilled personality and literally the worst result as a male.
>>225315788>>225315846>>225315870In /balk/ they would talk about that a lot and never new what they meant, I thought it was some 4chan speak. >>225315900I don't like doing such kind of tests desu, then I'll start thinking about something I don't like with the result so why bother myself mentally like that.
>>225316014>never newknew*
>>225315870>do you overall feel at least some happiness or whatever that LVLA is going away?no, but I laugh that his support base is completely clueless on why they are in such a bad shapethey really got extremely arrogant and misjudged how much the population was unhappy with them and how the latests scandals in the Supreme Court (in which LVLA and his supporters appointed most of the current occupants - supreme court here is indicated by the president and voted in by the senate) and LVLA's own rejection by a large part of the votersright know instead of trying to understand what happened (for example, why they lost votes on key places where his base was strong, etc.) his supporters are still attacking the votersneedless to say that we are still fucked, because people keep electing the most retard congress possible and that whoever wins the election will have to (again) sell its equivalent of a soul (I don't believe they have one) to the center base which actually runs that whorehouse
>>225311334Thank you Chinese historian.
>>225312712:(
>>225315201Alright that makes sense, thanks for doing my tarot reading.>>225315391>teddy bear personalityI guess so yeah. :)
>>225315846Telly interviewing guy literally called Baguette
All the hijabis in my city are students from the UK.
>>225316126>his supporters are still attacking the voterskekThat's relatable. Here boomers blame young folx for Orban having lost the last election. You could literally tell them about all the shit he did which even they know they did then they hit you with their "uhm sweetie, he is the better option still" shitpost.
>Even if your skin is black that doesn't mean your future is dark. Remember, dark sky holds most of the brightest stars.Big B and lil' B ROCKED
>>225316474Lol.
>>225317542https://files.catbox.moe/3olg2s.mp4'em
>>225315365>>225315384You are black and therefore 100% moortuguese, so a prime example of atlantid /med/.
>>225315424Horoscopes for men.>>225313755First dream: Princess Diana is searching for a new host in the ethereal plane and nearly stole your physical form.Second dream: shaving is a mark of manhood. The blood gushing out of you means that performing masculinity is draining and exhausting you.>I also have some bad news. A stray cat that appeared to be dying (it had a bloodied leg, smelled of carrion, was breathing heavily, and moved sluggishly and listlessly) wandered into my yard; the only thing I could do for it was give it some crystal-clear, perfectly chilled water to drink.I think that cat needed a vet more than a drink of water.
>movie with Jessica chastain as ben Laden hunting cia officerPeculiarShe owes me sex
>>225318497Why is the top row (my row) so seemingly fucked up?