extraterrestrial edition
Hello i'm an alien
>>225317271that's simply epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdqzOldqRxo&list=RDxTnK-WWsSZs&index=4thread anthem
>>225317271>>225317304gps
did you lads know that sydney big jugs is related to marilyn monroe
I'm autistic and I got bored so I made this thread of the UK based off the latest census data.You may be wondering how I decided to show it this way. I'll explain:>Anywhere over 50% BAME is shown as exclusively "BAME" on the map>Anywhere where BAMEs make up 25% - 49.9% is shown as mixed British & BAME>Anywhere where a native British ethnicity makes up over 75% of the population, I've labelled it solely as that ethnic group>Northern Ireland doesn't distinguish between British and Irish in their census, but does by religious background even for non-believers, therefore I can recreate the accurate British/Irish identities by looking through data for religious background of all people who identified as "White British or Irish".>For Cornwall roughly 25% of people identified as Cornish, so I included them too
channel names on youtube are italics now. bloody woke at it again
https://youtu.be/9_qAUx56Sak
Imagine if Andy Burnham went up to you, flashed the peace sign and said >ITSA ME ANDYYYY!
Soccer? A gay game for little manlets who can't make it in the NBA or NFL so they have to flop around like little pussy lords. Keep your gayness in poor brown continents like Europe and Latin America
why is he so obsessed with incel "men of inaction"they just trying to get by like the rest of us cunts
>>225320721i'm mtf trans and i've read most of these
most incels are just pathetic self-loathing men of inaction. they resent their lot but do nothing to improve things. thats why its ok to bully and abuse them. its all self-inflicted.
I love children
>>225320730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0bDcHAW1w
>>225320758got work tomorrow yh?
>>225320725interesting and good post highly recommend viewing
>>225320747it's bradfordtranny the pathetic dolescrounging worm ignore it
punitive expedition dem
>>225320733christian = coe
>>225320630used to just post on /b/ back then so it was just memes and shitposts, nobody ever talked. I havent even been on there for about 10 years now
28not virginbut friendless/gf-less
>>225320799favourite curry?
>>225320774im retired
>>225320799ktim but 33, virgin and 2 friends i don't see often
https://x.com/unonumero_56/status/2107543451751358740
>>225320794isn't /b/ just porn now? why did it change?
>>225320754thoughts on titus groan?
>>225320778enjoyed your own post, did you?
>>225320799i desperately want a couple of real friends but i think it's an impossibility at this agesure, you can meet new people at 28, but they'll never been the same as a lifelong friend you knew from school or whatever
learning minecraft custom world gen :)
Business idea: Siskel & Ebert review gay porn, but instead of two thumbs up itβs two fists up the ass.
>>225320825not read it although i do own the gormenghast trilogy.i've read: Dune, Blood Meridian, Hyperion, LOTR, and Blindsight.
>>225320827not my post, thought the amount of effort put into it warranted more attention then it initially got
how to get into paying for prozzies off adultwork as a complete noob?
>>225320788That's single predestination so less fatalistic>>225320821I feel that's made the board such a waste, if I was chinkmoot I'd order no specific porn threads on /b/, can be solved by just making a simple random porn board
Got 997 pokemon registered on Pokemon home
why do BAMEs love cities and hate the countryside?
>>225320847I believe they already have that video multiple times on pornhub
>>225319455You're not getting a woman like that, porke. Those types are saved for the elites
>>225320878they're evil
it is quite mental how neets don't use all that spare time to learn new skills, acquire knowledge, or start some free and easy side hustles. so much they could be doing instead. and its all easily done online and for free.but then, theres a reason they're neet to begin with. they're all lazy and feckless self-loathing men of inaction. content to stagnate and rot in their feculent childhood bedrooms their entire lives.
We all live in the countryside right, lads? Right?
>>225320825quintessential english whimsy
>>225320758Think this logic is behind 80% of civilization maxxers. Good for optimistic visions of civilization and maybe humanity long term but they also they genuinely hate most people and are disgusted by mediocrity. Sadism aimed at something worthwhile. That Sam Hyde tweet about Rachel Maddow wanting you jailed and raped he had pinned forever was projection as much as it was Peter Thiel moral reasoning. Got a lot of posts like this cocked and ready but I might spare you. I'll spare all of you today.
>>225320878i dunno but its our saving grace
>>225320897True also my brain has degenerated so much since I began neeting
>goon to cock
A toast to the fine /brit/ gents posting here! Yes, we're are ALL great mates here and I wish you the very best autumn! Cheers!
>>225320853only read lotr and dune menot a big fan of dune as i think it's markedly inferior to the book it ripped off, and it's not transformative in any interesting way
Aliens haven't made contact with us cos of you Digga
>>225320897insightful post
tried gaining a clue but i got demoralised so fast and gave up
>>225320834sad there are people i can tell i would be good friends with if we were in a tight knit communitythat doesnt exist so we get on well but the circumstances arent really conducive to a lasting friendship
>>225320897having too much freedom is poison to someone who has no inner disciplineand as you say, if you have discipline, it's highly unlikely you're a neet to begin with
We live in a god damn universe
if u was homer would u rape marge?i would....
>>225320897>start some free and easy side hustlessuch as?
mad how there's another universe out there where i am not a virgin
>>225320897>>225320961Blimey. Got a few philosophers in Brit tonight. I feel so lucky
>>225320872seems like the owner doesn't care about this site
>>225320821there was still porn back then but I feel like people left as they added new boards and maybe the random porn stayed behind. last time I went on there about 10 years ago it was just porn, fap roulette and group cam wanks. quite a bizarre place
Imagine you did so poorly in your current life that in your next life God curses you to be born in India
Stop him before he reaches page 8!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MzuYtaGbPQ
All of these lonely, friendless people in /brit/. Yet they don't attempt to fix each others loneliness by becoming friends. They wonder why they're friendless!
>>225320983no point imagining that as neither god nor reincarnation are real
>>225320980>group cam wanks
my soul belongs to christ
>>225320972the fact you cant think of a single one despite it being decades into the internet age completely demonstrates the point of the post. people like you are hopeless.
Mate...
>>225320932Hyperion and Blindsight are very different books but both have the same central premise of "what if there was some kind of alien that was extremely horrifying in a kind of way that is extremely different to how life works on earth, that really makes you think about the nature of life and forms it can take". Stanislaw Lem's Solaris also has this same trope.Blood Meridian is an incredibly gruesome and bloody western which has perhaps one of the most famous and dark villains in all literature.
my arse belongs to christ
>>225320978Yeah feels like it'll die faster that it would have otherwise due to that, not much effort to improve it in any way just relying on the fame of the site
I'm gonna make a friendship app, like dating, but it'll ask stuff like if you're right or left wing, your humour, hobbies etc
>>225321019didnt ask
>>225320983India produces smart happy people at an unmatched volume. In my cartoon conception of a country of hundreds of millions of people living in abject poverty with a bronze age caste system.
sup odie
>>225321048Who the fuck are you
>>225321017you think of one for me
>>225321019>making yikes...
>>225321053dalinar at the battle of thaylen be like:
>>225320721enjoyed the ones ive read and enjoying one that im currently reading
>>225320983Hindus believe in karmic reincarnation because they know they're being punished and they are desperate to earn a new life in america. unfortunately for them, no one likes the undead. >>225321045already exists.
>>225321010yeah dont know why I joined in
Do you think penguins still have the genetic memory of being able to fly?
>>225321062sell photos of your feet to perverted homosexuals
anon wants to sniff Emma Watsons braps cos of you Digga
>>225321019compensation?
Dr prescribed me phentermine for weight loss. Anyone have experience with this?
>>225321092These sad lonely freaks on /brit/ have no excuse then other than enjoying their own misery
>>225321045Sort of been done really, one of them was advertised on this site but it was just for dating called Duolicious. All apps or sites which sort of have you make your own profile and speak with others one on one will just turn into dating instead of making friends. Your idea however would be interesting however if you made it so you're assigned to a groupchat of like minded people and you can take it to DMs if you want, that's what'd make the difference cause that's how people make friends on discord and such
and there you have ithe wanted pics of our feet all along
>>225321134Happier than a gypsies dug wae two cocks
>sup odie
>>225321147ok
They really could have picked better than that bonnie blue tier headline
>>225321140I also won't allow profile pictures I that's a recipe that will turn it into a dating app too. Time to fire up Claude then
>>225321150good thing im not a slut
sup bodie
cant have friends because ive never had the urge to externalise my thoughts vocally or seek approval for them from other people. just exist in silence with my internal monologue constantly reminding me what a freak i am
>>225321198pussy hound
oh my bog my feet are so black my floors are so dirtyI need some new slippers
>>225321066Our law defines it weirdly, it classes downloading it as "making" itHuw Edwards was convicted on the same charge because he got sent a bunch through WhatsApp
>>225321198gp
>>225321214>Huw Edwards was convicted on the same charge because he got sent a bunch through WhatsAppdoes that mean if some freak posted it here we could all be charged or would the image have to be present locally on the device?
>>225321203If you think you're a freak and apply a value judgement there you might be seeking approval from others.
>special military operation
how it's made (uk narration)yes. this is the "watch"
>>225321252chuckled
>>225321252kek
how much time do you spend each day making caption images of bradley walsh and andy burnham
>>225321252yes daddy braddy
>>225321252s
>>225321174Give us the update when you can x
>>225321019Didn't have to read - instant nonce
I would like to have homosex with a cute chav
>>225321284just add water
Everyone on /brit/ is here because they want friends
>>225321268
>>225321301I still posted here when I had friends but now I don't have any lol
>>225321301the /brit/ boys are my best pals
the true proof of being an adult is being in debt
>>225321140Fundamentally you can't pm people on 4chan, which is fine, but if you do genuinely make a connection with another anon, I doubt people would willfully put their socials in a thread so their potential friend can add them. If only you could like Whisper or pm someone in a thread or general like this, the other person could accept it or decline the request. If they accept you both trade your online socials and that's it, without anyone else knowing what they are.
>>225321301just a bunch of sad lads trying to cheer each other up reallyi love you all x
>>225321321What happened to them?
>>225320725high quality post under appreciated
roooooooooooorke is a dooooooooooork
>>225320725What's that part of Edinburgh you have as BAME?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn9cag6Qrcs
>>225321336Just drifted apart. Some were drinking buddies, others are in relationships. I shut myself off from people for ages and only gave vague replies when they messaged me. still talk to my childhood friend through text but rarely ever see him
>>225321329Yeah only brave anons do that on /soc/
>>225321356wogtoon
>>225321399scr
>>225321388just call and catch up with themof course only do this if you've made something of your life though
Had 3 episodes of sudden onset sleep paralysis last night. You're lying in bed awake and then strange sounds envelope you and you think people are walking around your bed while you're paralyzed.
we are a minority in our own capital cityand soon the country as a whole
>>225321416that was me jus lookin atcha
>>225321413yeah I absolutely could but I'm honestly just happy doing my own thing. I'd end up going back to my old ways and I'm trying to steer myself in the right path to gain a clue
play osrs wif me ;p
>>225321425you'll do nothing
your dad squirts lynx on his ballsyer mam likes it
have had a total of 6 hours sleep over the past 3 days
>>225321341STOP BULLYING
it ain't me it's ain't meI ain't no fortunate son, no
>>225321468my da wears brut and old spice
>>225321435Think we might be getting palantir'd nigga. Let's keep in touch, get gay married maybe. What do you say?
caught yer dad crying outside morrisons at 3am
Mad how I do literally nothing the entire dayLike how is that even possible
Rorke spraying an obnoxious amount of Lynx Africa on himself before his first ever date
>>225321496Nah I'm good. Thanks though
>>225321483wouldn't mind being jerk off bros with your dad then splitting a case of carling and watching pink floyd live on youtube with him after
buddhist niggas: >>225321506
>>225317210
>>225321506ktim for the last 3 months
>>225321520that is SO my dad
>>225321214Oh I see, I mean it's still bad but at least it's not the worst. >>225321320saving this
>>225321198
Need to get gay married to prove a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7gCt-7kKk>almost 400,000 views in 4 hoursright well that's hundreds of thousands of newfriends coming to the site in the coming days isn't itsome might even end up in /brit/ so be nice
>>225321554is this guy British?
>>225321576as they come, yh
>>225321557can i get green card and move to america from gay marriage
>>225321574*gets ready to groom the freshers*>oh... you're so good with meme magic, do you have a discord?
>>225321557what's the point?
>>225321574I came here cause I saw the Internet Historian video about Shia Lebouf about two years ago >>225321588I remember being surprised, you guys do American accent so good, same with Dr House and that lad from Walking Dead.
Why aren't British people more resentful over the fact that America stole its position as hegemon through perfidious means, and then began Americanizing their culture? If I was British, I would kill every American I meet immediately.
kek porke
>>225321198bodies death was so tuff ngl
>>225321612
>>225321574Odd to have the guy from January 6th in the thumbnail, I guess you could say he must have been influenced by 4chan whether he knew it or not but there's surely something else which represents the site better
Remember Ray William Johnson
>>225321612why would i care
Sup Ungodlie
>>225317210love love love aliens
>>225321574>fernLiteral private equity agenda slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoibAbdQf58
>>225321612because the very clever men in whitehall at the time saw the writing on the wall and decided to turn our country into an invaluable and inextricable satellite of the new top dog rather than fighting to preserve a dying empireas far as imperial collapses go ours was remarkably peaceful, and britain even managed to increase it's wealth and quality of life through the american partnership (objectively, not relatively), which is almost unheard of for a post-imperial state
>>225321712yeah?
By jove, old chaps, I'm posting in the bloody /brit/!!!
>>225321721sup cody
>>225321718yeah
this country is not dying, it's already dead
>>225321612I low key hate British culture anyway.It's all just class cuckery, and pretending to love misery.
don't see good posts anymore
>>225321701very antisemitic thumbnail that
>>225321628bodie couldn't shoot wallace poot had to do it first
>>225321744>low keyyankified freak
Master and the apprentice.
>>225321744>low key
>>225321756it is what it is. You can't stop progress, dude.
anyone here shagged prostitutes and know what it's like
>>225321721we don't talk like that
>>225321769yesnot good
>>225321737Trvke
>>225321769not me but there is this one guy that posts here
>>225321784right so if I want to not be a virge I have to settle for "not good" and pay for the privilege as well?
>>225321769no the whole thing would be far too awkward and id be stuck in my head and wouldn't be able to get hard and id just have paid for a bit of kissing and a cuddle while I cry from shame
>>225321776He's Masterfounder of looksmax.org
>>225321769is that legal here? I've never actually knownDon't think I'd be into it anyhow.
>>225321782yes you do idiot
>>225321810epici dont use that website
>>225321799yeah basicallyremember to pop a viagra beforehand to not embarrass yourself
>>225321776did janberg seriously delete this, grow up.
>>225321799why are you so desperate to lose your virginity, it's not a debuf or something
>>225321830https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-67192726BBC stalked him and went to his house 3 years ago
>>225321851I want to have sex at least once before I die
Paying women to just be kinda nice to me, and rest her head on my shoulder, while i talk about Doctor Who and Sonic the Hedgehog, and she pretends to care.That's all I want.
Gay BAME Rape 2001
>>225321852why does the BBC always do this neeky crap, they did the same thing with the founder of Omegle
When I was in Greece I passed through some weirdly strippery looking buldings one day and I remembered that brothels are legal there.
>>225321861why?
>>225321875so that I know what it's like, what kind of question is that
gtsbmp
>>225321872imagine seeing a woman in her pants sat in a window and being like AWOOOOGA!don't know what I'd do, to be frank..
rorke getting a prostitute but ending up just crying on her shoulder
atb
Comfy in my bedroom lads
>>225321868also why are they referring to him as "founder of suicide forum"he literally just set up a looksmaxxing forumBBC are literal demons
>>225321893
>>225321891It's not like that, they are not in windows, just some red buildings with neon signs that look nothing like the other buildings.
>>225321901*snuggles in*
>>225321882why though?
>>225321914No bum action
>>225321893Me. I'd do that.Or I'd just be idly poking parts of her body, going "wow".What *do* you fucking do with women, anyway?
>>225321901>>225321895night x
If I was rich I'd hire prostitutes/escorts on occasion for fun but just to do wacky things with them
shocking and vile manosphere looskmaxxers
>>225321933take em out laser quest
Is a man not entitled to marrying a cute vampire chick he found underground. No says the man at Bethesda she's just your friend.
no AI bradslop
with a mobile phone you're basically volunteering to be wiretapped and tracked 24/7 by every corporation and western government, you realise that right?
>>225321933I've only done drugs with strippers (not on their job), they are crazy
cheadle has suffered a severe earthquake
>>225321968who are you tony soprano?
I want to poke woman tummy and say wow and not have to pay for it
>>225321968just show em your bumhole when they get rowdy
>>225321983it's just a fact you should keep in mind
>>225317210 if they landed in england would be as english as u n me
>>225322000I'm well awareI just use my phone to talk to my mum and play candy crush x
>>225321989you will pay Β£100 for an hour of tummy poking ok
>>225321977Why's that?>>225321948Does Wacky Warehouse still exist? That's for kids though anyway, loved the few times I went to Wacky Warehouse, it felt somewhat labyrinthian in there although I imagine as an adult it'd feel small
>>225321989then you go in for the slapWACHA!
can i pay a prostitute to spank me?
right bed time for you lot
>>225322035no, thatβs absolutely vile and disgusting
>>225322006heartwarming: chuds are now doing "my fictional character supports my political beliefs" as well <3
>>225321906he set up sanctionedsuicide as well
Hello, I am Osman Gulum
>>225322022>Why's that?why is what? why are they crazy?
Hairy Greek fanny CORRR
>>225322069Yeah>>225322073What about Mizrahi Jew in France hairy fanny?
2 years later, heβs free from prison
>>225322022I don't think the Wacky Warehouse company still exists, but I expect there will be play places of a similar design.
malfoid says: mens rights now
ew got a cock cos of you diggasuspect piehead be you digga
>>225322062merhaba
>>225322089he the guy that stole from greggs?
>>225322089Now it's a party
what's your most shameful wank?wanked to doctor who once because of a scene that was my fetishtotally spies too
tim died
>>225322117wanked in the middle of the family sofa whilst watching game of thrones
>>225322117where to begin, fella. Where to begin?
>>225322087Idk cause they are stippers doing drugs, I used to buy from one of them for a while, she wouldn't sleep for 3-4 days...
>>225322117all wanks are shameful
>>225322087Not now spaino
>>225322117>a scene that was my fetishit was the absorbaloff wasnt it
>>225322117no comment
>>225322117Rather not say
his only crime? being a patriot
>>225321758>>225321810villains
>>225322160no
>>225322171Sheβs fallen off now
>>225322117rather not say but it's not porn related, it's not crazy or anything but I'm not very proud of it
>>225322117NICE TRY THAMES VALLEY POLICE
>>225322169>>225322173um
breaking into area 51 to wank off the lil grey men they keep imprisoned there
>>225322179fucks sake lad
>that scene where the Doctor and Clara are technically naked in the snow because their clothes are hologramsnnnnyyeeeesss
>>225322188'
>>225321598Not sure yet
>>225322197would you shag one of them up the arse
>>225322179rose was fit in this episodewhen she gives doc a smooch and gets her tits out
>>225322117my first
what if Hitler went after gingers instead of jews
>>225322225Shame about her boyfriend
>>225322239you remember that?
>>225322210Eh
>>225322174SIR JOHN HONEY
>>225322224depends
>>225322117Would say if I was anonymous on a UK flag :3
>>225322250the entire show is about how she's in love with the doctor the white man and hates her biomass bf
>the one schizo with a grudge against Thames Valley Police specifically
Oh I thought it was about time travel
For me it's the mind control scenes
New>>225322279
>>225322291PUH PUHPEETZA
building a pyramid out of poo
>>225322257yh it was to hentai but I rather would've never wanked in the first place, sexual sin and that
>>225322257How can you not? It's scary the first time
AI is useless with generating real peopleWho on Earth looks like this
