>>225323853
haha cum :)
>>225325844my socks look like that
>>225325945I have a set of Rick & Morty themed boxer shorts, they're faded now. It wasn't even a deliberate decision on my part.
I literally came into an outfitter and all they had left was Rick & Morty boxer shorts. That was before Pickle Rick tho.
I'm gonna skip wizardhood and go straight to lich king
>>225325844gross
I watched the movie Trick r Treat for the first time when it came out, then 11 years later in a motel I was living in because I got kicked out of my house, and finally just now. That's probably enough.
>>225325997I don't remember anything that happens in that movie, but I do remember it had that Halloween spirit! I hope you're doing better now
one thing that you might find interesting is that Slovenes dress in monstrous garb and the children go trick r' treating around Catholic shrove Tuesday, I think, that's a movable feast in February or March. Pic related, a Slovenian carnival procession at Pust, out Halloween, feat. Ursula the Witch, who must be burned as per The Hammer of the Witches!
I mean shrove Tuesday is all-Christian, the Anglicans have pancakes then, and we have berliners
goodnight
>>225326066sleep tight
>celeste pizza ending productionrecession indicator
And there also are these things, these are primal Med masques that were brought here by refugees from probably Bulgaria, but can also be found on Sardinia! And what they do is, they spank naughty children!
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
*from probably Bulgaria in the 16th century, you know, Ottoman Turk timesalso, they are called kurenti, due to their resemblance to a kura, a hen, which I would say is the national animal if there are any. I mean, someone posted a map recently associating us with cats, and that is not the situation at all!
So there you go, that's Slovenian Halloween! Tho Halloween parties exist here too in this season, cause why not
I am growing olderFaster and fasterI am fitting in with people less and lessI am so worried aboutTomorrowBut I believe that tomorrow I will become stronger.
Denounce Vishnu
>>225326227end bigotry against brampton
Denounce The Mahavishnu Orchestra!
>>225326227you know, in Slovene, višnji [vishnyee] means 'the top/highmost one', that is the truth
>>225326245way too much noodling, nowhere near enough yacht!
>>225326255is there prog yacht rock?
tho that is never used as a term to address divinity, it is just what that word means, and it is not used that often
>>225326263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2b-dt96YKQyes
Tell me about indian gods, why one his an elephant nigga?
I'm an evil little toesucker
>>225326287I don't knowI know they had a nuclear war several million years ago
>>225326287Meanwhile Mexican gods look like this
>>225326321No one really believe in Aztec or Mayan gods only LARPers
Starting to think nothing is gonna happen
>>225326356Christ will rise again
Something really funny about pre-Hispanic cultures larp is that most of them smoke marijuana and hate tobacco, lol, the Spaniards brought the weed, and the Aztecs smoked tobacco.
China will rise again
so there were some Chinese-style noodles left over from dinner with sesame, but there was nothing to spice them up, so I just crumbled a bunch of brie on them and put em in the nuker! Breddy good!
>China will rise again
My penis will rise again (I have erection problems)
>>225325844*ahem* NAME?
Old Chinese men eat eggs soaked in a little boy's pee
We could’ve imported 1 billion cute Asian and Latina foids and instead I’m surrounded by smelly African dudes at work all day. Like at least surround me with cute women if you’re going to replace me
>>225326426Don't worry, depression and suicide mixed with low births in latin america are going to fuck with that so only africans for you
My pee this morning was quite yellow
I like that meme of the skeleton yelling and banging his sword and shield together
>>225326467I like skeletons
/cum/ has been very dead todaymight actually die soon
>>225326490God willing
>>225326490Apparently a bunch of people are banned
>>225325844Why Mexico has 3 generals?
>>225326490baseball playoffs are on so that's why
>>225326512Only nips watch that tripe
>>225326490Holy shit I NEED to find a girlfriend before 4chan gives out
You know how to make a nigga bussy wet
>>225326524yankees lostyou lost
If I ever got married I would be extremely paranoid about my wife cheating at a bachelorette party
>>225326566they don't do those anymore
>>225326565I'm not a Yankee so I don't give two shits
>the poo york stinkees>aaron dud>jizz gohome
I'm finally doing well at my job, and most of my colleagues like me.
>>225326615nice cock
>>225326636Yes
>>225326598that's not how sports fans work
>>225326648Sports fans don't work
>>225326661ni*****r I got off work less than 2 hours ago
>Attachment to these figures often signals a strong sentimental streak or a form of arrested development where childhood/adolescent comforts are carried into adulthood. The individual may use familiarity as a defense mechanism, preferring the warmth of past media eras or comforting tropes over the complex, ambiguous realities of modern dating.
the yankees haven't been the same since he left
>>225326694HOW COULD YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER?HE HAD A ROCKET FOR AN ARMYOU DONT KNOW *WHAT* YOURE DOING
dead thread
>>225326776yankees fans are too sad to post right now
>>225326790I dont thin there are any stinkees fans in /cum/. I know one's a red sox fan, me, and I think a jays fan
WAT IS THE NAME OF THE GIRL IN OP?!
>>225325844looks like a tranny
>>225326857Ugly McIglyfsce
>>225326809there's no other explanation for why the thread is slow
grok, calculate a game plan for me tomorrow so I can meet people/girls and stop being a reclusive shut in autisti who doesnt have friendsdisengage alcoholism protocols
>>225326927become a regular somewhere but know it won't happen in a day. things that happen in a day happen on the weekend in my experience
>/cum/ dies when I get off workcoolreal cool, guys
>>225326566You should. I'm an ugly incel and a bride-to-be once grinded on me at a bachelorette party
>>225326615Nice bro!
>>225327106you're always 10 steps behind
>>225327165
>>225326961so I should day drink?
farting up a storm
>>225327293I ate humus 2 days in a row and It's the same
bulgarian niggas be like"this hummus too spicy"
>>225327347legumes make you fart, it's nothing to do with spiciness
balkan niggas be like"this pea makes my tummy hurt"
>>225327374American niggas be like"oh I'm so sad, let me shoot up an elementary school"
legume balls
sorry that was a bit much
why does every american woman under like 26 act like a black person? microchimerism?
R.I.P. /cum/
>>225327494But like, ACTUALLY tho
being in your early 40s is basically the beginning of your pre-retirement years, unc. im already an older guy as im in my 20s.
/cum/ will rise from the ashes like a Phoenix.
Is she castiza or mestiza ???https://x.com/forocoches/status/2107903396674199696?s=20
>>225328238*squints*
You ever drop your phone in the toilet
>check in on a YouTuber I haven’t watched in a couple years>he looks like he’s dying of Ozempic AIDS
WAKE UP
massa brought a brand new coat and hung it on de wallDis niggas gon take dat coat and wear it to de ball
Interacting with rich jews on the internet made me hate then with the bottom of my rotten heart
>I'm so rich and Jewish I can pay for a luxury apartments in Tokyo not like that cheap hobo infested apartment you stay last month.Fucking hell
I just wanted to share my cheap beaner vacations in japan, it wasn't necessary to made me feel bad, I know I'm poor and worthless
Many Japanese people on social media argue that “American AI companies should charge higher fees.”Since the concept of fair trade is widespread in Japan, people feel that the current monthly fee of $20 is too low.
>>225329482Do you think Winrar should have a real paywall
>>225329482What do you think about rich jews?
No one gives a flying fuck about my feelings but that's ok, I'm not real human
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
squeak squeak
All rise for the Canadian national anthem https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
>>225328822Phillip defranco?
>>225328822Ryan Boundless?I just checked Tim K after a year and he's given up YouTube. He was my favourite. So sad is that, ruined my day
>>225325844Who is she?
>>225325844What's up with the socks?
>>225325844a fine shield-maiden, if ever I’ve laid eyes on one
I've been at this job for 3 months and nobody here will talk to me except the GMThey talked up my experience before i started and all i got this whole time has been snide comments.
What toppings are we getting on the /cum/ pizza party pizza?
>>225325844She looks like those really cheap whores i fuck
>>225330835bitches n' cream
>>225330835Beacon, jalapeno and Italian sausage
Ltranny Janny doesn't like pics of real women
https://skate.aaddpp.lol/crazy stuff
>>225331270>Jalapenos on pizzaDo Mexicans really
the awl yawl *tips gallon hat*
>>225331391that's just straight up skate 3 on browser btw
>>225330835pepperoni, mushroom, green pepperorkalamata olives, red onion
now i am 40
>>225332160What's the hairline situation
>>225332175poor
>>225332193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXQ0c_5v3Ak
>>225332160happy birthday
>>225332160‘86ers let’s fucking goooo
It's funny seeing Canadians doing the "recession indicator" meme. We are already in a recession.
>>225332756Canadian twinks selling at an all time low
You owe me sex
youtu.be/EOz4fkgHwBA
what if in the 00's the principal cast of the Sopranos had released a cover of Forgot About Dre entitled Fugged About da Gabagool?!
Do people really pay to use Spotify
>>225333179It's an NPC turbonormie thing, yes
>>225333189Wow, it's like a whole other world, the Normiesphere
>>225333189>>225333197They literally think there's no other way to consume media without ads
>>225333236Mental.
I don't want to workI want to stay home and shitpost with my /cum/mies
I shitpost from work
>>225333197Yes, they also pay for Youtube Premium. That one shocked me even more.>>225333236Truly, you start talking about ad blockers, some non-mainstream streaming site, or torrents and they look at you like you just spoke Chinese or some shit.
>>225332756they just need to make everything more expensive and raise mortgage rates and take more money from everyone that's how you fix a recession according to (((economists))) the key people not spending money due to a weakened dollar is to make sure they have to spend insane amounts on basic daily goods like bread or water
>>225333311>Youtube PremiumThe true sign of a soulless golem
hope these digits aren't wasted on a useless post >>225333333
there's light rain, but I think I'm gonna go & buy a can of Monster and a pack of ice cream at Lidl!
>>225333353>/brit/It's wasted
>>225333342the constant autopausing in youtube videos (every 45 minutes afaik) annoys me so much that I'm gonna go buy a stationary bluetooth-connective speaker at the Scandi furniture store called Jysk, they're less than 40 bux, so I can listen to new age music from my phone in bed!
>>225333357do it!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225332160>40Vaxx status?
>>225333442That auto pausing shit just makes me rip the mp3 from whatever video I'm listening to and play it on VLC
Jeetbros... our prayers have been answered. There's a cure!
>>225333533He still talks stunad and has Jeet energy so may it do him much good
>>225333533Now he's a fucking hideous white guy with some weird Michael Jackson uncanny valley shit happening instead of just a generic indian. I don't think that's any kind of upgrade.Besides, we (white men) know you cannot change your race any more than you can change your gender.
>>225333578>you cannot change your race any more than you can change your genderRead a book chudcel
my balls ACHE
That was a weird case
>>225333622Yes we're familiar with race LARPing, Talcum X is still my fav considering he started race riots against white people and businesses and he's literally white.
um
>>225333794Why would you make this what the fuck is wrong with you
It's so over
>>225333862Oh fuck... No.... nononononono
>>225333675>Talcum XBeen years since I've seen that race hustler, he really lost his popularity
>>225333862>said some guy in 1381 AD
>>225333794Gaysonesque
>>225333830There's a lot of subtext in this work that you just don't get
Anybody using AI to make anime picture is too far gone and will by no means make it in life. Especially if it ainporn
>>225333904And he was right
Need my cock in a pussy right NOW
wagwan mi breddas. mi new style is island vibes
>>225333971Same, sister
>>225333977>Island vibesMan dun kno bout dat ting.
Imagine being an incel peasant in 14th century England. Just wake up in your thatch hut every day covered in fleas and dirt, eat a piece of dry bread and drink some water, then go outside and toil in a field until the sun goes down. It's cold and damp, always cloudy and rainy. People show up on horses trying to kill you some days and you have to run for your life to the Keep and beg the guards to save you. Then your family dies of plague or rickets or something. You get a cut on your ankle that gets infected and you lose your entire foot 3 months later because there's no antibiotics and you spend every day standing in muddy cow shit water. You end up a footless beggar on the streets eating garbage and fighting rats for scraps of food dropped by wealthy people. One day a big wooden wagon comes through town and the driver doesn't see you, or doesn't care, and runs over your back with 2,500lbs of goods. You die instantly. They toss your body in a pit and set it on fire to stop the spread of disease and rats. No one knows you ever existed.
I've been range banned since May this year. I get unrange banned at the beginning of each month but get range banned again after a few posts. I have done nothing wrong
>>225334045Nobody knows the overwhelming majority of people who die ever existed. Then you have niggas like Pepi II Neferkare who died almost 5,000 year ago and there's wikipedia articles on him and shit to this day
>>225333533I wonder how much he paid that yt girl to pretend not to smell him
BOMBOCLAAT
>>225334072>haven't done anythingIt's rake season sweaty :*
>>225334072take it up with mods on irc
>>225334045When everyone's a 1 everyone's a 10 no such things as incels in 14th century Ingerland. You could lose that foot and women would say hey it's better than that guy with the boils face from all the bad humors
>>225334139do they even use irc anymore? i tried to find it the other week but didn't really care to look hard either lol
>>225334045>confusing serfs with peasantsCommon historylet mistake
unc rc
>>225334170They made it harder to find, they also removed that complaint section where you could submit a message lol
shave and a haircuttwo bits
Thread just died again for almost 15 minutes
Niggas really watch cars go around in a circle for hours
>>225334491
>>225334491It's slow in the mornings/cum/mies are lazy niggers who sleep past noon
>>225334449Old time prices were insane25 cents for a shave and a haircut
>>225334491i have classes today so you'll have to keep the lights on
time to toil and be humiliated again
>>225334578Once again up to the WFH chads to hold society together
>>225334491I can't think of anything good to postMomma always said if you can't post something nice don't post anything at all
>>225334569good thing our fiat money infinite expansion economy tanks buying power so rich people don't hoard it
>>225334632>I can't think of anything good to postThat doesn't stop most of the anons here
Peepee poopoo
>>225334632kek
i have a bunch of posts I wrote down and never posted for this exact scenario:mice are nicecheesed to meet youheh another test subjecthumanities have a steeper learning curve than science mathi thought i had more than this
>>225334724I killed a mouse with a hammer once, blood came out of his little nose
everyone has a plan until they get a dick in their bussy
heads up /cum/ new memo from the bigwigs
>>225334491We've been over this Anon. Majority of regular posters in Canada are Ontarians and Ontario is effectively range-banned right now, doesn't matter where you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4kind of goes hard desu
>>225334823They've rangebanned everyone anon, not just Ontario. It's based on your browser cache and how old your cookies are. If I open a new incognito Chromium tab it'll say I'm rangebanned even if an old one doesn't. Gookmoot IS trying to kill the site.
Hey there anon, working hard or hardly workin? Haha :D
>>225334914I am crying in the bathroom so the latter!
>>225334914dude beer lmao
i wish time travel was possible so i could go back in time and prevent my own birth
>>225334951we travel forward in time every second
>>225334951Ok, let's say you succeed. What are you doing for the rest of your life back in [your birth year]? You won't just wink out of existence.
>>225334951Same but i would go back in time and woo Steffi Graf
>>225334890So basically they just don't want it to be Anonymous anymore. They want you to pay for a pass or register an e-mail and just keep accruing cookies for tracking and to feed their faggot AI shit with Spur and MCL.
>>225334987>You won't just wink out of existence.This statement is based on what exactly?
>>225334970proof???
>>225335024>Conservation of mass Mfer think the laws of thermodynamics don't apply to him
only phoneposters got rangebanned which is a good thing
i fought the law (of thermodynamics)and the law won
My desktop is rangebanned albeit
>>225335147are you using your phone as a hot spot?
what do you guys think of this britburger>>225335151
>>225335099objectively untrue, i am only able to phonepost
>>225335156No, what kind of thirdie setup is that?
jews want you to be addicted to porn and to worship women
i respeta all mujeres
While 4channel.org has ackchually hard rangebanned some countries now, most of the "rangebans" you see are just the system rejecting you for not having aged cookies
>>225335205Don't you have the same proclivities as Epstein? The most jewish man ever?
>>225325844What was it
>>225335173I bet it's servicable but it wouldn't be a standout. The bun seems pretty solid for what its worth and the price isn't anything to complain about
>>225335255some red haired bitch in bra and panties with her razor stubble from her pubes visible
White people walk outside with umbrellas in broad daylight to block out the sun
>>225335304vampiros
what do you guys think how will the world look like technologically speaking in 200-300 years from now
dont forget to apply mooonblock when you go out at night to avoid being moonburned, moonscreen isnt strong enough.
>>225335205>and to worship womenI never really know what people mean when they say "worship women" because people who say it can mean anything from "limpdicked redditoids who can't open a bottle playing lindsay clancy reddit defense force all day" to "guy who thinks women should be able to use a credit card and vote"
>>225335340Severely degraded technological collapse
>>225335304Only Asians still do that
>>225335226This doesn't really make sense though, if you can't post how would it matter if you had cookies? Do they expect you to visit the site for weeks and then it will start letting you post? Crazy how a non-binary 14 year old weaboo can start and run this site for years and it worked great (relatively speaking), but when a millionaire Japanese tech mogul takes it over it turns into a pile of shit.
>>225335382I just saw one of them walk by my house with a tiny dog
>>225335340rich people get so tired of living near brown people that they build cities under the ocean and in space
>>225335421>This doesn't really make sense though, if you can't post how would it matter if you had cookies? Do they expect you to visit the site for weeks and then it will start letting you post?Yes it's incredibly stupid, but you can see it in action yourself if you start trying to post with a bunch of adblockers on, cleared cache, and blocking the cookies. The end result is to just force you into getting the pass, which obviously most anons aren't doing so you see the drops in site traffic.
>>225335482Why doesn't that faggot just sell the site to someone else if he's too lazy to run it. Why destroy it? He can sell it to an Israeli tech firm who can police it for anti semitism.
I'm a Non-Offending, Anti-Contact, Heterosexual.
>>225335340I think everyone will just disappear into their computers. Things like hanging out will still exist, but you won't go somewhere downtown to do it, everyone will just join up in a virtual lobby looking exactly how they want to. the digital simulacrum that already exists is already compelling enough for most of the new generation to engage with to the point that saying you're a gamer as a zoomer is like saying your hobby is shopping
>>225335544>Why doesn't that faggot just sell the site to someone else if he's too lazy to run it. Why destroy it?Well he claims that the site doesn't make money, idk how true that is but it really seems like he's trying to wring all the shekels he can from the clammy hands of neet regulars here nowadays.
>>225335304Those would be parasols, not umbrellas
>>225335226has not affected me at all, seems like this is just mobile posters crying which is good, mobile posting should be banned
>>225335601He's probably just jealous that he owns one of the most famous, popular, and influential social media hubs in the world and yet he's not a billionaire like Elon or Zucccc.
>>225335708I just KNOW this good goy got all his cookies enabled
>>225335728>wah I can't post on my phone wah
>>225335742I'm on PC rn, what is you doin' nigga!?
>>225335780and you can post so stop whining about rangebans you dumb faggot
>>225335791Stop sucking gookmoot off nigga, I'll post what I feel like
hello
damned to an endless reincarnation cycle of eternal chuddery
>>225335854stop sucking off mobile posters
>>225335880You have to break the cycle of Chudsara
>>225335869Salut
woke up at 11:45 am award
Good morning cum plums
>>225336037morning
what happens after we die
>>225336098you start sharting and pissing
>>225336098The world keeps turning
>>225336114i am already dead then
rats are cute
>>225336293Making friends with your roommates?
>>225336387no one in latin america hangs carpets on their walls
>>225336410
why is this gen so dead
can a nigga borrow a french fry?
>>225336603/cum/ is dying
>>225336387
going to the doctor today
>>225336633alright but what's stopping him from cleaning up and buying gel bait for the bugs?
>>225336633I feel bad about this situation and then I remember the person recording is wholly unwilling to do anything to exit it. Like clearly making a video is a cry for help and clear dissatisfaction but the discomfort from living in a house full of bugs is lower than the discomfort from, gee, calling CPS? Getting a job so you can live independently away from this mess? Trying to clean up or making a plan to defumigate this nightmare? They are a lot more like their parents than they think they are
>>225336603A bunch of people are range banned
>>225336758Memes aside once the issue gets THAT BAD, the whole place has to be fumigated
Starting to think I might genuinely have autism. Not sure if I should bite the bullet and get a diagnosis
>>225336913There's no upside to getting a diagnosis unless you can somehow get neetbux or something
>>225336913what would a diagnosis get you? everyone and their dog says they have autism nowadays just bee urself (tm)
Gonna shit on company timeWhy?Boss gets a dollar and I get a dime.
If anyone ever tried to diagnose me with autism i would slap the yarmulke off their head and spit bacon grease in their face
I remember as a kid, they told us the ISAT tests at the end of the school year didn’t impact our grades, so I thought “ok whatever I’ll just circle a bunch of random answers and be done with it”
>>225337091>spit bacon grease in their facebecause the average anti-semite is a fat piggy with lard constantly in his mouth
john yarmulke and garfieldstein
>>225337120Jew got offended lol
cornell group love
>>225336791So many niggas start out>i hate you mom and dad! i will never be like you!and around age 25-30, they magically become their parents. Might be the tap water or the fauci ouchies or the lack of foreskin honestly
>>225337317In this general we respect a woman's right to consent to doing a gangbang and snorting ketamine off a dick. Don't like it? Hit the road chud!
Also as a kid in like 2nd grade they gave me the option to play with toys during class so ofc I chose toys over class every time. This is a good example of how giving autistic children special treatment backfires
what should i order to eat later?is gyros a good choice?
>>225337453>is gyros a good choices *are gyros a good *choiceAnd yes it is
>>225337447>hmm this child is behind everyone else>better go slower and give them even more time to goof off so he can catch upWhen did you realize our entire education system is very poorly designed?
>>225337401Idgi. Did she do that or something
>>225337501i forgot that gyro is the singular in englishwe say gyros for one gyro
>>225337532Her body her choice chud
>>225337543not a serious language or country by any means
Half a bottle of Fleischmans, gone
>>225337602>>225337602>>225337602
>>225337501>correcting a mistake he didn't even makeBold choice
NEW>>225337568
>>225337507I also remember they would fill out notes for me in middle school and gave me easier tests. Thankfully around that time I became self aware and asked them to stop and they did
>>225337585>tf >tp>>225337589brother it is 10 in the morning