wlh
shucky ducky quack QUACK!
all brits look like pasty babies
/brit/ hates her
>>225336296Don't chat shit!
>>225336267Its honestly pretty good
you guys ever go to the movies? you ever see a movie?
So, this is ''rorke''.
>Yes mate no problem we can scrap your motor, we're literally just down the road from a highly secure RAF base which is being used to host staff from US intelligence agencies so make sure you don't make the wrong turn haha see you in a bit
arise chicken
>>225336357zoomers are so unfunny
you lot see the new gta leaks
>>225336374>highly securecant be if two latvians just wandered in probably only caught because they asked for the way out
>>225336399no but i heard you can see cock
>>225336407Yeah and apparently his bollocks react to the temperature
>>225336399its shit. just piss filters, too many brown people and lucia inserting herself into fucking everything all the time with snarky shite
>>225336425>too many brown peoplenope
recovered from yesterdays meltdown
>>225336444night's still young for another melty
>>225336425>too many brown people Miami was 70% Hispanic in 2020 so more now
>>225336351He's decent looking from the philtrum up.As soon as you get to his lips and below it all falls apart.Complete lack of a jaw, likely obscured by facial fat.Nothing that a well groomed beard can't fix. Failing that he should get on the treadmill pronto.
>>225336357Shes so fit and funny. Would love a gf like her
>>225336466bottom lip would still look stupid poking out of a beard
>>225336466Odd post
>>225336479she's 17 and a half
>>225336466>Complete lack of a jaw, likely obscured by facial fat.ktim
mi tink mi gwan tek mi own life
Any shut in man who tries to romanticise his plight in
>>225336466eye area still looks incelish
The team.
>>225336494out of 10!
chad vs rorke
>>225336494so legal then
>>225336523reckon the lad with the glasses is a virgin?
have mixed feelings on the whole looksmaxxing culture think it's good people understand objective attractiveness and human nature but hate how it normalizes being a complete douchebag
>>225336510no 'ope for de brudda
>>225336534impossible to be a tall virginhasn't happened since nikola teslaas soon as babies are out the womb nurses pounce on them if they're long enoughthey're sick
>>225336529brutal lower third pill
>>225336523tilde on the till
>>225336523mhm another £10k in taxes aldi doesnt pay
Master and apprentice.
>>225336576posted it again award
>>225336534look at the space between him and the two girls compared to the other bloke
>>225336494just looked it up and she's 24
>>225336545>impossible to be a tall virginYou'd be surprised. Autism fucks you over, either way.
>>225336523glasses on the left would get it even if that's sacked tranny
>>225336576two heroes of incelkind
>>225336599Look at this neek looking things up lmao
rorke running towards you at 888888888888 mph to tell you that 16 is legal
BlackedBritain
>>225336624bro said "let me google this" *skull*
>>225336599
right
Just got abducted by some ayy lmaos
rorke showing up to family christmas with lip filler and a bbl
she's of legal age you sick fuck
>>225336654what the fuck
>>225336516...yh
file deleted huh
>>225336689I need romanticising tips, always make me feel comfier
*launches into the archive to see what was it*
Forget about it cuh
winnie the poo 100th anniversary
>>225336721you'll either love it or be revolted
might have a shower tonight before beddy bos because my hair is greasy and horrible
>white women
mental how much they shilled for those allegations against clav when everyone knows nothing will ever happen
I'm sad
hit the road dude
>>225336750of course you'd think that's a white woman you clueless brown chimp
>>225336750
>>225336754*draws a smiley face across your cheeks with a sharpie*
>>225336704um er dont know ..
>>225336777that nigga just makes the new and posts the most abysmal raceslop shit imaginableso many obscure freaks inhabit this general
if they make a movie and they cast you in the movie but the movie is an adaptation of a book, would you read the book first?
>>225336777bit racist that mate
>>225336790sometimes i wish i had a life like themoverall its probably happier even if terrible things occur oftener
>>225336777d(r)one struck that cunt
>>225336733old cunt
>>225336750but she's literally mexicanHolly Leeann Flores
>>225336232Looks ugly here
>>225336813yes it's the right thing to do
>>225336790leftypol will look at this and think it's wrong
>>225336813I wouldn't even read the film script. I'd just do whatever I want like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now
>>225336846be fat?
>>225336845
Please stream "Day and Night (Continued)" the B-sides counterpart to Carly Rae Jepsen's acclaimed album "Day and Night", out tomorrow.
>>225336855Laugh and grow fat!
>>225336814
>>225336797Right well that's good then
>>225336876looks like ozzy osbourne
>>225336417ah yes the hollywood friendly nudity where you can show cock and bollocks but don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever show a vagina or bumhole
>>225336865
>>225336846mental how they used actual corpses as set dressing for the film
Toil doneOff home
>>225336866mother has blown my b sides out once again
watching a ww2 doc and clocked this fella with a toothbrush haha!
>>225336906the album already h ad a b side the night sectionanother laod of songs is jsjut stupdi taylor swift style shit ebh
wondering why im an incel and then i laughed at something and clapped my hands
runtish slug man in
the chess "niggas" in the library are being loud
more bumholes in films it only right
>>225336933never seen a bum whole in a filmdont know what kidn of films your watching mateGAY ones no less
Ruby Granger Onlyfans
incel guffawed at this
>>225336924unlike taylor swifts last 2 albujmus this is actually good though
>>225336923
>>225336924you're a day early, Diego
>>225336923wait they both have a toothbrush haha
>>225336932it not right
>>225336957TTPS grew on me tbfbut ye i agree>>225336963laying the ground for tomorrow
Which cenobite from Hellraiser are you?
fucks sake left my wand on my bed all day hope mum didnt see it
grow up
>At least 30 people were killed in a Russian strike on a commuter bus in the country’s east, officials said, a day after an attack on an apartment building far behind the combat zone killed 22.
hairlineberg abandoning me when i am at my lowest
>>225336997ok harry potter
the one thing you're not allowed to show outside of porn is an erect willy. a flaccid one is ok.
>>225336997
>>225337024he doesnt have a mum retard
I am enjoying dressrosa
>>225336232we love her
Burritos for tea perhapsMy faves
>>225337048you're a childgrow up
>>225337048alri carlos
>>225337040how was he born then you daft cunt
>>225337056Nothing childish about a well made burritoFull of complex flavours
>>225337027because erect willies are aggressive and masculine. flaccid willy is feminine
gta6 lucia underwear bum looks nice ngl
>>225337021Delete this right now. You've got no fucking idea what you've just unleashed
Had a bad dream that I was in Scotland and forgot that I needed to open up an account at a local bank and prepay for a "membership" at the pub if I wanted to get a pint
>>225337040>>225337056you need to calm down RIGHT NOW
>>225337056Like talking to children online do you Rorke?
>>225337069done that fool ese
>>225337027They showed an erect willy in euphoria
gerards dead
>>225337107
>>225337090did you see jason's willy
incellianus chuddius maximus
>>225337043I wanna eat Nico Robin’s pussy so bad [Tears of Joy] [Tears of Joy]
>>225337105hes so grown up and cool for his age tho
>>225337069she died when he was a baby YEARS before he got his first wand or evenknew he was a wizardcease typing lest you continue to make a fool of yourselfclown
>>225337107Probably half these comments are yanks who have no idea how to use cutlery
>>225337110was it the girl's willy they don't count
>>225337110post it then
>>225337134Potters mum was a slag
green
>>225336232Racoon queen when will you wed a bwc
>>225337140No it was a horrid bloke
Rorke ordering a maccies double cheeseburger without the mustard onion and gherkins
>horrid blokektim!!
a rorke for all seasons
>>225337134im sure if you gave him a wand at birth he would know how to use ityou know being the CHOSEN ONE and all thatmoron
>>225337183such a rorke thing to do the lads always have laugh
>>225337183me getting a quarter pounder with extra pickles and onions
>>225336750racemixing you mean
I'm going to download that game I want for FREE!!
nearly re-installed the apps last night but didnt. thanks x
turns out the last horcrux was harry himself!
>>225337210For me it's buying games on sale or waiting for them to go on sale
>>225337231maybe the real horcrus was the exquisite niggas we met along the way
joey joe joe junior shabadoo
>>225337183too cowardly to ask for no gherkins and have to pick them out myself
Shambolic hairline for a bloke on the trainHas his foot on the opposite seatKarma? One can only assume so
i've gone and gotten a bottle of winethink this is the third in the last seven daysmight be a voddy bottle tomorrow
>>225337265mind your own business
>>225337210one time i browsed a website where half the money you spent buying (heavily discounted) games there would go to a charity and i just pirated all the games i was interested in, i felt pretty dark triad.
started up cyberpunk on switch 2 they let you choose your willy size but even the smallest option dwarfs mine
>>225337286Man moment
>Mia St Hilaire, who had a tree nut allergy, suffered an anaphylactic shock and died after she drank a Twix milkshake at the Pop Inn Cafe in Bermondsey, south-east London, in August 2023.
>>225337286millennial parenting
I'm 37 and still live in a houseshare
>>225337298Remember to be girl V so you can romance best girl
grow the fuck up the lot of youoooo pornoooo williesoooo video gamesoooo pizza
>>225337286>My wife: Can you read our baby a book?>Me: No my eyes too squinty, me no read good
>>225337311I've got a tree nut allergy not really funny is it
>>225337323i picked female :)
>>225337332>>225337298im disabled with a cane and a melted face due in hospital for a brain transplant next week but i just wanted to say this post lifted my spirits on a terrible day. thanks for all your posts!
ooo willies
I live in a houseshare with 7 indians in southall
bake him away toys
>>225337323i made a badass cyber tranny with a HUGE cock
right get this poo willies
i live alone in a little flat and pay 600 quid a month rent
any noodle man in
Best girl is Hanako tho
>>225337347yeah?how do you like trees nuts? *drags my bollorcks across your forehead*
cats been sick on my reeboks
>>225337390apparently taxing billionaires is going to alleviate your situation
>>225337286Alvin spending 50 hours talking to his computer to train his AI voice instead of reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar for 5 minutes
Scottish Parliament is debating on banning burkhas and balaclavas
guys if you’re trying a door you’ve never tried before do you try pull it or push it first
What horror films y'all watching this Halloween?
Bloke on the other side of the crossing pressing the button like a mad cunt must have been doing 10 presses a secondAnnoyingly the lights reinforced his stupid behaviour by changing almost immediately after he started
>guys if you’re trying a door you’ve never tried before do you try pull it or push it first
>>225337446tried watching lake mungo last night but it was really boring
Every time I go to the local one stop I try the wrong door first, push it, then I pull it, realise that one doesn't open and then I push the door that does open, realise it's a pull door and pull itI'm a failure
>>225337442pulling first is a very beta feminine move
>>225337390Same as me. And its council owned, have it for life. Other people are paying twice as much as us for the same space privately. We won reddit
>>225337446Rorke's Biopic
>>225337412One of the single worst opinions ever committed to these sacred boards
>>225337446livestream of london
>>225337469Ok so push first. Thanks. Really stressing about this
>>225337442grab the handle and push as it doesn't look like you've tried to open the door yet when you push and it doesn't move, but it's obvious you got it wrong if you pull and the door goes nowhere
that was some fine heinz tomato soup completely forgot how good it was
>>225337479ROAR
>>225337446watched about 20 minutes of backrooms but switched it off all horror films are boring
>>225337442visible hinges let you know to pull
My wife: Can you fuck me.Me: i can trail an AI model attached to a dildo.
>>225337455roar
Navigating this world as an autist
Don't think you could make a more sexo character if you tried
>>225337537one obvious change isn't there really
I tripped over walking UP the stairs at the train station last week because I was stepping 2 steps at a time and there was 3 fit women behind me. Still thinking about it been thinking about it everyday don’t think I’ll ever recover from this
>>225337529
what fragrance do you wear?
>>225337493it's supposed to be under stimulating, that's part of the vibe they were going for.
>>225337537that huge cocked cyber tranny i made was better looking that her
>>225337412made for rape
>>225337537mommyslop
>>225337550
>>225337592
>>225337559Polo Blue since 2002
>>225337592Thought I was slick
>>225337556need the solid stool sucked from her colon straight down my throatpipe
>>225337559Spring:Prada L'HommeProsaso Azure LimeIssey Miyake L'Eau D'IsseyGuerlain L'Homme Ideal CologneHai Karate After Shave LotionSummer:Saponificio Varesino OpuntiaBleu de ChanelGeo F Trumper Sandalwood CologneBRUT Original Eau De ToiletteAutumn/ Winter:Drakkar NoireEncre NoireMoustache Eau de ParfumGuerlain L'Instant de Guerlain
a secret admirer?the winning lottery ticket?likely a jehavah'sschrodinger's love letter until i open it so perhaps i'll leave it unopened until the weekend
>>225337559
>>225337559Prada L'Homme
>>225337626t. mr smelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CRWq3nc80
are you a fan of neo noir cinema?
maybe i become a side hustle guy
>>225337652
>>225337631> perhaps i'll leave it unopened until the weekendWhat if it’s a secret admirer and it says you have to meet her TONIGHT or she’s going to kill herself? Not so smart now are u
>>225337601>trashtoos drop in a jeet pit
Sir Noir Starmer
>>225336835she looks ugly most of the timeshe looks like that ugly mystery race girl in school except she never had a late bloomer glow up
>>225337661saw her sucking a bbc on gif
>>225337669
>>225337661yeslike la confidential
anyone here on drugs?
>>225337686how she that far along and still got no titties?
new mentally ill gimmick dropped
>>225337685no you didn't
>>225337686disgusting tits.
>>225336466nah his whole face is busted
>>225337686mental looking tits the wogs can have her
>>225337686Disgusting nipples
>>225337697Took some paracetamol yesterday x
>>225337686future tory leader
Will this weird racist fetish die when everyone is brown
>>225337716addict
Im not a rorke but im a bit confused about some of this transgender stuffSo they believe that your biology doesn't define your gender, right? Like being born with a penis doesnt mean you're a manBut if thats the case, why is gender reassignment surgery so important? Why do trans women chop off their dicks and trans men chop off their tits?
>>225337734no because you'll still never be white
>>225337446evil deadthe thingnight of the living deaddawn of the deadthey liveghostbusterstremors
is it unacceptable to buy alcohol in the morning in tesco at like 8am? If so I’ll just go and get it tonight instead
>>225337559>Spring/AutumnTerre d'Hermes (original and eau givree)>WinterGuerlain Heritage EDTCH Mystery TobaccoMemo Paris Winter Palace>SummerLoewe 7 CobaltBleu de Chanel>Year RoundCreed Green Irish TweedGuerlain VetiverGuerlain Homme Ideal Cologne ForteLoewe Esencia Elixir
>>225337736Discovered recently a mate of mine has a non-binary girlfriend who 'presents' as female. So basically it's a woman who says she doesn't identify with a gender and yet dresses as a woman and is a fucking woman. It's all attention seeking nonsense.
actually mental how catchy this song is (im straight)i almost never listen to pop/radio music but this one has been stuck in my head for days mad how that can happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-jTNka3uc
>>225337716state of your liver
Come to yankland, boys
gfberg is adamant hangry means you're angry about not being able to eat, whereas im adamant it means the hunger is causing a biological change meaning you're quicker to become irritated by things who is right?
Medical Cannabis, help me through this dark dark winter ahead
>>225337780omw x
>>225337819neither. it's a made up, stupid word
>>225337819you're both rightactually you're right but i wouldn't say that too her as she sounds hangry rn
>>225337826
>>225337780Impossible for us. If it was there would be no brits left on this island
>>225337819it's when you're irritable because of the hunger, not about the hunger
>>225337842all words are made up
>>225337845Not sure about this image
Ideas man
>>225337769if only rest of petal was as good :(
>>225337845one in the middle doesn't have the thong tan lines
>>225337852shut up mate
>>225337286these people are SICK
>>225337873i accept your concession
>>225337881you're still talking. i said shut up mate
>>225337871
>>225337446the exorcistthe shinning rosemary's babyblair witch project halloween the thingevil deadhellraiser 1 & 2repulsion suspiria heriditary the othersthe thing poltergeist
>>225337780I can't afford it and don't have any friends
"hangry" is such a fat people word lmfao
>>225337891you'll never shut me up. u mad?
>>225337763Ha yeah I've met a few of those. Born as women, look like woman, act like women, but say they are not.Funnily enough a lot of them have been polyamorous too. Aka you know whats
>>225337907shut up mate
>>225337819gfberg needs to get a clue
white people really do make me seethemaybe rorke is right about us
>>225337917i accept your concession
*shuts up*
>>225337904Make friends. Crossing the Mexican border is free
thanks to those lads who googled "fragrences" in response to my question there, and posted what you foundi've heard superdrug have a deal on lynx africa right now, which likely interests you
>>225337906roar so true
>>2253379391 looks like a bloke lol. is it a tranny?
>>225337942But I do use noir?
waiting for the new are you
>>225337972Looks like Bradders has been photoshopped onto her face
>>225337972bloke doesn't have arse and thighs like that
gf gets incredibly hangry, she becomes like a moody little 5’2 gremlin if she goes like an hour or more past her normal mealtimes without eating
>>225337962>>225337962>>225337962>>225337962
>>225337974right well obviously not you as you just named one rather than some blogspam
>>225338009give her a good seeing to, that'll sort her out
